00:00All the horrible things I've done to him.
00:02There cannot be a chance that he's calling me with good news.
00:11Tell me again about this morning.
00:15Well, fucking everybody hates me.
00:18I'm hiding money in accounts that I forget I have.
00:22I don't understand taxes.
00:24Don King Belial has my sponsor money going somewhere else.
00:28I don't know where that goes.
00:30I don't even have access to that account.
00:33Hey man, how are you doing? Good to see you.
00:37My ex-wife, who I still financially support,
00:39to raise our Bengal accounts in New York.
00:43It's actually not my ex-wife.
00:44We're still married because I'm too lazy to get a divorce.
00:49I was Mexican in the pens day.
00:51Hopefully you guys are all hungover.
00:52Yeah, you also have another ex-wife.
00:55I can't even talk about this one, but yeah, she's fucking...
00:58Woman gets a tattoo of your name on her neck,
01:02and you think you're safe for a while.
01:06You get dumped the next day.
01:12I also have an idea for the tattoo.
01:15Oh, damn.
01:17And I think this is...
01:19This has called me turning over a new leaf.
01:23Here...
01:27Don't text her.
01:29I need like...
01:30It's like Memento.
01:32Yeah.
01:32It's like when Nolan made good movies.
01:36You have everything.
01:37You have to pimp it out.
01:38I'm allergic to latex.
01:40She didn't believe that.
01:41I'm fucking 35.
01:43I'm not having sex with a condom.
01:45I've had to break it too.
01:48Like, I'd rather not have sex.
01:51Like, on a scale of things in life...
01:57Sleep or sex with a condom.
01:59You hit us a notch.
02:00Sleep's fucking much better.
02:04But good things are coming.
02:06Good things are coming.
02:07I agree.
02:08I'm getting back in check.
02:10As of today.
02:29There's a few hops.
02:30It's almost all.
02:47Good things are coming.
02:48Oh, those are big.
02:48Good things are coming.
02:53Hey.
02:56Hi.
02:57Hey, buddy.
02:57What's this?
02:57I'm doing.
02:58How are we going?
02:59Hey.
03:03The people who are trying to make this seminar, what the fuck is this, you know?
03:08Breaking news, exciting news for my friends in Ukraine, there's a secret seminar, some
03:13of you heard about it, you messaged me, the king, the goat, Gordon Ryan, 1pm tomorrow,
03:18it's a secret, I don't know why, maybe because of the things he said in the past, he said
03:24that you guys were wasting American taxpayers' money, he said some horrible things about
03:29the freedom fighters in Mariupol, but I want you to all forgive him for that, or at least
03:35you're up to his seminar and correct him on the error of his ways, because we know you
03:40are a very forgiving bunch of people, and we know Gordon loves to walk back a statement,
03:45but again, guys, as a man who's been there three times, I'm excited to see what you guys
03:51have to show for him.
03:52Pretty good.
04:44I can't believe he calls you because that's rich.
04:47Do you think that's, I mean, there cannot be a chance that he's calling me with great
04:52good news?
04:53No, that's why I thought he would answer, you know, it's funny, just to hear it either
04:58way.
04:58What do you make of this, that he tried, he called, let it ring, I let it go, and then
05:05I looked, I thought for a second about calling back, and then he started typing, delete,
05:11type, delete.
05:11I was like, whatever he's gonna message me, he's obviously going, fuck, he's gonna screenshot
05:19this shit.
05:24Okay.
05:30Oh.
05:31Rolls.
05:44Look at that.
06:01There we go.
06:31I walk through the path of life between the good and the bad.
07:04So he just showed up and they kicked him out.
07:06Yeah.
07:07That's awkward.
07:26I'm really waiting to see what he's going to post about his Ukraine experience.
07:33Some of us go, they're like, we're hiding a bunker, war tourism.
07:39Some of us smuggle cash to the front line to buy drones.
07:44And when I buy drones for a person that's about to die, his position is going to be overrun.
07:50Because I've run out of American taxpayers, money to fucking waste.
07:55And he stays alive.
07:57And you talk shit about him.
08:00You better watch your back, boy.
08:02You better watch your back in that country, my man.
08:04You do not belong there.
08:10You better watch your back.
08:12All right, ready?
08:17I'm good.
08:17All right, good.
08:18All right, good.
08:19Get him, get him.
08:21Get him, get him.
08:23Get him, get him.
08:27Get him, get him, get him.
08:32Oh, man.
08:34Oh!
08:35So we thought, if Lorden will have to pray, then he will see what your pain is.
08:42he will shake his eyes
08:43but he will like
08:45fuck this shit
08:46fuck this shit
08:46everybody said
08:48fuck this seminar
08:48he turned around
08:49and just go
08:51yeah
08:52yeah man
08:52it's too dangerous
08:53like Gordon's
08:54like he will never change
08:55he will never come out
08:57and be like
08:57I was wrong
08:58like he's
08:59never done that
09:00in his entire life
09:01it's the first time
09:03in his life
09:03he is like
09:05a rock star
09:06he came to the seminar
09:07when everybody said
09:08fuck off
09:09and he just fucked off
09:10so this is
09:11this is real real
09:13like it's bad
09:14that he came to Ukraine
09:15literally
09:16you saw how many people
09:17were at your seminar
09:18and you saw
09:19how many people
09:19came to attend this seminar
09:21literally no one
09:22I wonder when they
09:23kick him out of the country
09:34welcome
09:35welcome to my house
09:37this is Bujutsu
09:38we're a small team
09:39very strong
09:40minded individuals
09:41so
09:42we've been
09:43national champions
09:44for the last seven years
09:45we've been second
09:47in ADCC
09:47in Mexico
09:48and
09:49we're people
09:50we love to have
09:51people from other places
09:53like Craig
09:54learn from you guys
09:55and
09:55this is your house
09:56and seriously
09:57I'm very very grateful
09:59to have you here
10:14so it's funny
10:15he calls me
10:16I'm eating
10:18and I see the call
10:19I'm like
10:20what the fuck
10:20and then he stops calling, starts typing, delete, typing, delete, typing, delete, and all the horrible
10:29things I've done to him, he's never called me, his messages never called me, so I think he's
10:35scared, so then in my head I go, oh if I don't answer, he's going to be real scared, I
10:43don't
10:44know why, I think it's funnier that he tried to call me and I don't answer, it's like if he
10:49called me, he's either doing one of two things, very angry, or very scared, and I think
11:07that's what's crazy, like I've done, I've said horrible things, he's never called
11:21like, no, but as both Nazis, I'm like bro, nobody cares what you think, it's yours, it's
11:41more Wikipedia, you have no fucking clue how people feel about things, but in real life,
11:48when you come to Ukraine, people will fucking kick your ass for this thing, because ass off,
11:52whatever the fuck you found online, to us, are the highest form of like, like, elite godlike
11:57do?
11:57yeah what's fucking 20 days in mariupol?
12:00you an idiot
12:00you know what I mean, like, fucking
12:02win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win...產ale
12:38Yeah, yeah. I'll send it right now. I'm just going to take a shit and go to training.
12:42But if you send it, I'll send it right now.
12:44Done. Yeah, perfect.
12:48No worries, brother. Legend.
12:50See you guys.
12:51What are you sending money for?
12:54A drive.
12:56I have sent, smuggled illegally, $50,000 of seminar money to the front line.
13:04Hey, man. How are you doing?
13:06Nice to see you.
13:07Welcome back.
13:09Hey, bro.
13:11How are you doing?
13:12What are you doing?
13:13What's up?
13:14Welcome, guys.
13:15Hey.
13:15Welcome back.
13:16Bye.
13:17Bye.
13:17Bye.
13:18Bye.
13:18Bye.
13:18Bye.
13:18Bye.
