00:00No, it's great! The Funko Pop! No!
00:02Oh, you don't appreciate art.
00:14Oh, there it is.
00:19There it's not! That's a normal head!
00:22I know.
00:24Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
00:29the Judgment Day!
00:32The Judgment Day.
00:34JD leading the way.
00:38With Morgan still seething over
00:40what happened on the South America Tour.
00:43Simply in the care, now the women's world champion.
00:46Okay, Mr. Doom and Gloom, let's talk about
00:48what is upsetting. Perez has qualified
00:50for the women's money in the bank.
00:53Documenting recent events is all we're doing.
00:55You're talking about JD's massive Funko Pop head.
00:57It is massive!
00:58Liv Morgan losing gold.
01:00Dirty Dom losing gold.
01:01How's about you occasionally
01:03become a glass-half-full kind of guy?
01:05Why can't you appreciate the musical talents
01:08of Joe Hendry and his acoustic guitar
01:10singing the lyrics that JD's mom
01:12fell in love with a Funko Pop?
01:14Disgraceful behavior.
01:34Just before we start the spiel, I got something I've got to get off my chest, if that's cool.
01:41All of this crap with Joe Hendry and the Funko Pop, it isn't funny.
01:50It's not funny. It's not funny. It's sad.
01:53It's sad. It's sad because I'm looking out at you guys laughing it up
01:58and all I see is a bunch of ugly losers
02:01with low self-esteem projecting their insecurities at me.
02:13But here's the thing.
02:15I promise you, I promise, none of that affects me.
02:21I don't give a rat's ass what anybody says.
02:25But it affects my family.
02:29See, my mom is back at home in Ireland
02:32stressing out all week over this.
02:35So this has to end tonight.
02:39So one last time, my dad is not a Funko Pop
02:44and I have a very normal-sized head.
02:49It's okay, it's okay, J.D.
02:51You do have a normal-sized head.
02:53You have the best head.
02:55And can I just say, as a fellow Texan,
02:58I am embarrassed by y'all's behavior.
03:02¿No tiene vergüenza?
03:04Todos ustedes son haters.
03:07Gran haters.
03:08Tú enfrente con esa camisa de basura, hater.
03:12La chiquita allá, sentada, hater.
03:14Ese persona con la camisa verde, hater también.
03:18Look, look, I think we can all agree on one thing
03:22and that is that Liv Morgan's music video
03:25is way better than Joe Hendry's piece of caca.
03:31Tell him, sis.
03:32Tell him.
03:33Tell him.
03:37Tell him.
03:50Tonight is all about celebrating our blessings.
03:57Last week in Mexico, the Judgment Day proved
04:00that we still run Monday Night Raw.
04:08We got to embarrass our fake champion, Stephanie Vicar.
04:15We got to embarrass Dominic's deadbeat daddy, Rey Mysterio.
04:22And we got to embarrass the world's most fake luchador,
04:28El Grande Americano.
04:35Actually, the only thing that would have made that night better
04:38is if I won back my Women's World Championship.
04:47Which brings me to my next point.
04:52Stephanie, you can't hide from me forever.
04:56What happened to me in Chile was a tragedy.
04:59The Santiago Screwjob will forever be known
05:02as one of the greatest tragedies in the history of WWE.
05:06And Stephanie was in on it.
05:09Crooked referee Becky was in on it.
05:11And now I am coming for the both of you.
05:14So trouble, trouble, feritas.
05:19Stephanie, why don't you actually make it easier on yourself
05:23and come out now and give me my rematch
05:26so I can prove that I am still
05:30the greatest women's world champion
05:35of all of us.
05:42Oh, look who it is.
05:43Crooked ref, Becky Lynch.
05:46The woman at the center of Liv Morgan's grievance
05:51who put forth a tremendous effort.
05:53Oh, Chiquita.
05:57Over here, idiota.
06:00The man has come around to San Antonio.
06:10Oh, look at your little sour face.
06:14Oh, you love to see it.
06:15You disappointed to see me?
06:18Speaking of disappointments,
06:21JD, Jordan Devlin McDonough,
06:25I have known you since you are 12 years old.
06:29We trained side by side.
06:31I talked to your mother.
06:33I talked to Patricia, called her on the home phone.
06:36And you're right, she is stressed.
06:39Stressed that her only son is out here
06:41dressed in gang wear,
06:44playing tell boy to a bunch of inept dopes
06:47and getting owned by a Funko Pop head.
06:54I expected more of you.
06:57We both did.
07:00Just like little Liv expected to hold on to that title
07:03a whole lot longer.
07:05But you found out that it's a lot harder
07:07to hold on to a title when you actually defend it, isn't it?
07:13But I will have no slander about referee Rebecca.
07:19Okay?
07:19Referee Rebecca is as straight-laced as they come in fact.
07:24Referee Rebecca might just be
07:27the greatest referee of all time.
07:30And it's not just me saying it.
07:32Other people are saying it.
07:35Everybody's saying it.
07:41Just like everybody's saying,
07:43it's time for you to get to the back of the line, loser.
07:46First crack at that title is mine.
07:49Welcome to the big time!
07:55And welcome the champion.
08:05Stephanie Bacare.
08:11The woman who earned it.
08:15You two can talk all you want.
08:19Yo soy la campeona mundial.
08:21I am the women's world champion.
08:30This title.
08:33I win this title for my own.
08:37Actually, no, no, that's false.
08:39That is a lie.
08:40That is not valid.
08:41That is not true.
08:42The only reason why you beat me
08:44is because of Becky.
08:45And you know it.
08:48Callate.
08:49Liv was doing her job as a referee.
08:53You're just mad
08:54because I won my title back
08:58in front of my people
09:00and my home.
09:05But don't worry, don't worry.
09:07If you want, I will give you a rematch
09:12and I prove that my win in Chile
09:17is for my own.
09:19Hey, hey now.
09:20Hey now.
09:21Uh, uh, excuse me.
09:24Becky, Becky, okay, you have my respect.
09:27And let me tell you something.
09:29You are an amazing referee.
09:32You have my back.
09:34I will give you a match too.
09:39Because real champion Liv
09:42are not afraid to defend a title.
09:49I will talk to Adam Pearce.
09:54You want your title?
09:56It's my title.
09:59And this
10:02is
10:03la primera era
10:04because yo
10:06soy
10:07la campeona mundial.
10:10She is the champion of the world.
10:13And she earned it in her home country.
10:16But it sounds like both
10:18Becky Lynch
10:19and Liv Morgan
10:20have got eyes on that.
10:21So how long can
10:23Stephanie Bechetta
10:24cling on to the goal?
10:26Go, go, go, go, go.
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