00:00Now five seconds should be good.
00:02You're dead, kid.
00:05Five.
00:14Four.
00:19Three.
00:23Two.
00:28One.
00:30One.
00:32And good luck in prison.
00:56Weak spot, bad wrist.
00:58Hairline fracture that never healed.
01:07This one's perfect.
01:08I'll take it.
01:10I'd love to stay and chat, but...
01:12Let me out the believer.
01:14Let me out the believer.
01:15Let me out the believer.
01:16My copy's just about to land.
01:18I'm going to be late for my first day of class.
01:24Let me out the believer.
01:39A company which now owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth.
01:43Is there a question in there somewhere?
01:47Sir, Maple Valley is the most prestigious high school in the country.
01:51But it's still a high school. You don't need it.
01:54But I do need Kelly.
02:03We've been dating long distance forever.
02:05I'm going to surprise her today and finally reveal who I really am.
02:10She'll be shocked, sir.
02:12Especially when she finds out I used my connections to get her social media idol, Ava Shaw, to transfer to
02:17this school.
02:22Sir, at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion.
02:26I can't. I'd miss homeroom.
02:30And here's the Strait of Messina.
02:32After using my powers so much today, I can't get them to turn off.
02:35Where Odysseus was forced to choose to travel between scenes.
02:44Which one is Kelly's locker?
03:12Oh my god! Ava Shaw! I can't believe she's in our school!
03:15She's one of the hottest indiansers in the world.
03:19Miss Shaw will not be taking selfies today.
03:29Ava Shaw. I currently have a 4.0.
03:32I drive a Mercedes Gullwing, and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
03:41I'm Michael. I have a 0.0.
03:43I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding, and I have no followers on any social media.
03:50Not exactly who I was expecting, but okay.
03:53I guess you're my new boyfriend.
03:55Boyfriend?
03:58What's wrong? I thought my messages were clear.
04:00A serious boyfriend will be good for my image.
04:03We just have to be seen in public a few times.
04:09You're the fake boyfriend I hired, right?
04:11I think you got the wrong guy.
04:13I already have a girlfriend that watches for her.
04:20You were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me?
04:24I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
04:40Sorry about that.
04:41Wait.
04:43You need more than a tonic.
04:45That's not a sore throat.
04:46You're going to die.
04:48What?
04:49Why would you say that?
04:51No. Listen. In ten minutes, if you don't see the nurse, you will die.
04:55Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
04:57First off, I have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial.
05:02I'm not going to see a school nurse.
05:04Second, you're kind of weird, huh?
05:06Just promise me.
05:07You need to get your throat checked.
05:08Go now.
05:09Fine. Okay.
05:13What a weirdo.
05:15I guess it won't hurt, though.
05:17Have Dr. Skyler cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
05:31Kelly, what's going on?
05:36Michael, what are you doing here?
05:38I wanted to surprise you.
05:41Michael, you're like my summer fling.
05:44You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
05:48Wait, this the poor townie boy you slommed with?
05:52Jeez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
05:54Who's this guy?
05:55This guy is Barry Dawes.
05:59I'm a big deal around here, bro.
06:02Oh, this is sweet.
06:03Did you save up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend, Kelly?
06:08Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party, welcoming Ava Shaw to school tonight.
06:12How would you like to hang out with your idol?
06:15It's been almost ten minutes.
06:17I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
06:22Okay, Ava, say ah, ah.
06:25What the?
06:29Hold still.
06:41You're lucky.
06:42Another minute longer and it would have killed you.
06:44He was right!
06:45But how?
06:46I need to find that boy.
06:48Kelly, is this really who you want?
06:50Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw.
06:55She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place.
06:59Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch.
07:03Barry is legit and you're a poverty case.
07:14You wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass.
07:20Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff.
07:23This watch is worth more than your house.
07:33Ha!
07:34You're hilarious, little buddy.
07:37I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more.
07:44We're not from the same world, Michael.
07:52You're right.
07:53We're not.
07:58I really thought I knew her.
08:00There you are.
08:09You were right.
08:10Oh my God, thank you.
08:12But how did you know about the spider?
08:15It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
08:21No, really.
08:22I was born with it.
08:25Really?
08:26Really.
08:28So what color is my bra?
08:37A gentleman never looks.
08:39Sure.
08:39You're so weird.
08:42What happened with your girlfriend?
08:45Former girlfriend.
08:47She just broke up with me.
08:52Helping the school loser could hurt your reputation.
08:54I'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
08:57I think I'll be fine.
09:16I'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
09:24And it looks like you could use the money.
09:29It pays $10,000.
09:31An hour?
09:32That's quite a bit under what I'm used to, but...
09:34In total.
09:39There's this Welcome Ava house party tonight.
09:42It'll be our first appearance together.
09:44And hey, don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
09:50Your bra's red.
09:53And quite scandalous for school.
09:58Don't be late!
10:02Beat it, loser!
10:03This party is only for the school's elite, not dorks with friggin' Pokemon watches.
10:14What a jerk.
10:16Hey, that was a really cool watch.
10:18Tell you what, want to trade?
10:20That's a Rolex!
10:24Thanks!
10:34Whoa.
10:36Oh.
10:37Sorry, I'm underdressed.
10:39My wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private Jane refuels.
10:42Sure.
10:44So, I just found out that the head of LVMX is actually going to show up here tonight.
10:49Yep.
10:50That would be me.
10:51So, tonight has to go perfect.
10:53That means if anybody messes with me, or my boyfriend,
10:57I will personally use my money, power, and influence to destroy their lives on a molecular level.
11:04My publicist is calling.
11:05I'll meet you in there.
11:06Invitation?
11:07Purse?
11:18Oh, my God, Barry.
11:19I can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for Ava Shaw.
11:22She's a major influencer, and my dad's a luxury brand VP.
11:26Of course I'd host it.
11:27My dad's probably the reason she transferred here in the first place.
11:30Oh, this is so cool.
11:32I can pitch my makeup line to her.
11:34If she promotes it, I'll make millions.
11:40What the hell is he doing here?
11:47Hey, this is an exclusive party.
11:49Get out, or I'll throw you out.
11:51He looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
11:55He looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap.
12:00You're trespassing, Michael.
12:02No, I'm not.
12:03I'm Ava Shaw's plus one.
12:10Boy, you really stepped in it now.
12:12Ava Shaw brought you?
12:14Yep.
12:15Hey, everyone, shut up!
12:17This freak's claims he's Ava Shaw's plus one.
12:30Ava Shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within 10 feet of her.
12:33He's probably, like, her stalker.
12:41You break into her house and steal this?
12:44What else you've been stealing?
12:46Her clothes?
12:47Her panties?
12:49You're disgusting, pervert!
12:51Michael, you idiot.
12:52Do you have any idea what Ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
12:56She will crush you.
12:59Ava Shaw is a boss.
13:01You piss her off, and with one post, she'll ruin your life.
13:06In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date?
13:13That's it!
13:14We need this gomer out of here before Ava shows up.
13:20Make an example of him.
13:26Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
13:29I'm here with Ava.
13:30She would never, ever, ever, in a million years date a pathetic piece of human waste like you.
13:36Ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend human waste.
13:40You're so delusional.
13:42If I'm delusional, how'd I get her purse?
13:55Really?
13:56You got another fake purse so you could pretend it's Ava's?
13:59That's not just pathetic, that's psychotic.
14:02Be careful with that.
14:04Why?
14:05Did you have to work extra shifts at Mickey D's to afford it?
14:11Will Ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knock-off purse?
14:16Come on, Kelly.
14:18Everyone knows Ava buys her curses at Walmart.
14:21Don't get it dirty.
14:25You know what?
14:26I think we should wash it.
14:33In the toilet.
14:35You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
14:40It's not her purse.
14:42You're not her boyfriend.
14:42You're just a creepy, poor pervert.
14:45She's just outside.
14:46You can ask her.
14:48I have a better idea.
14:56This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael.
15:00Kelly?
15:01Done.
15:15I tried.
15:22Where do you think you're going, white trash?
15:26I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Maplevilly does to the lower classes when they mess with her.
15:34You put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
15:52Last chance.
15:53Let me go.
15:55Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
15:57You really are.
16:07You'll see why in three, two, one.
16:16What are you doing?
16:31Do you have any idea who he is?
16:33What happens next is all on real short.
16:36Let me see.
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