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Getting dumped was the best thing that ever happened to Michael! Armed with his hidden billionaire status and a literal super ability to see through any disguise, he's out to expose fake influencers and bullies! 📸💥 Add a contract relationship with the school's "It Girl" that might just turn real, and you've got the perfect binge-worthy drama! Watch "You Can't Stop My Super X-Ray Vision" now and see karma in action! 🚀
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00:00:05You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
00:00:10It's not her purse. You're not her boyfriend. You're just a creepy, poor pervert.
00:00:15She's just outside. You can ask her.
00:00:17I have a better idea.
00:00:25This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael.
00:00:28Well, Kelly, I'm done.
00:00:44I tried.
00:00:51Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:00:56I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Maple Billy does to the lower classes when they mess with her.
00:01:04I'm going to put them in the toilet for the rest of the human waste.
00:01:22Last chance. Let me go.
00:01:24If you want to enjoy this, you really are.
00:01:36You can see why in three, two, one.
00:01:46What are you doing?
00:02:00Do you have any idea who he is?
00:02:10Sir, you were born with supervision.
00:02:13I know.
00:02:15And you use that power to create LVMX, a company which now owns nearly every luxury brand on the face
00:02:21of the earth.
00:02:22Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:02:26Sir, Maple Valley is the most prestigious high school in the country, but it's still a high school.
00:02:31You don't need it.
00:02:33But I do need Kelly.
00:02:53Hello? Can I help you?
00:02:56Just picking out a gift for my girlfriend.
00:02:58That's sweet, but that watch is $500,000.
00:03:02Shouldn't be. The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeter, which will result in a plus three, three second time
00:03:08and accuracy.
00:03:09Please take it off the floor.
00:03:12Okay, I don't have time for this.
00:03:14LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us, and its mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:03:21So I heard.
00:03:29Surprise.
00:03:32Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Coulson.
00:03:34I didn't realize it was you.
00:03:37Don't worry about it.
00:03:38I dressed down today.
00:03:51Get down.
00:03:52Press the alarm.
00:04:01Everyone get on the ground.
00:04:03Now!
00:04:11Mr. Coulson, let's go for us.
00:04:16You!
00:04:17Get the bags and come with us.
00:04:21Yeah, I don't think so.
00:04:23Ooh, you got a smart ass.
00:04:26You got ten seconds to move before I put a bullet in your smug face.
00:04:29Can we make it five?
00:04:31What?
00:04:32Okay.
00:04:33Now five seconds.
00:04:34You're good.
00:04:36You're dead, kid.
00:04:39Five.
00:04:47Four.
00:04:52Three.
00:04:56Two.
00:05:01One.
00:05:05And good luck in prison.
00:05:30Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fracture that never healed.
00:05:41This one's perfect, I'll take it.
00:05:44I'd love to stay and chat, but...
00:05:50My copy's just about to land, I'm going to be late for my first day of class.
00:05:58You've been dating long distance forever.
00:06:00I'm going to surprise her today, and finally reveal who I really am.
00:06:05She'll be shocked, sir.
00:06:07Especially when she finds out I use my connections to get her social media idol, Ava Shaw, to transfer to
00:06:11this school.
00:06:17Sir, at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion.
00:06:20I can't, I'd miss homeroom!
00:06:24And here's the Strait of Messina.
00:06:27After using my powers so much today, I can't get them to turn off.
00:06:30Where Odysseus was forced to choose to travel between Skyla and Chiaris.
00:06:41Which one is Kelly's Lockerhead?
00:07:03desks be dodged up and we have to travel between Skyla and Chiaris.
00:07:08Let's enjoy it!
00:07:09Oh my god, Ava Shaw!
00:07:10I can't believe she's in our school!
00:07:12Oh my god, Ava Shaw! I can't believe she's in our school!
00:07:12You have the hottest influencers in the world.
00:07:16Miss Shaw will not be taking selfies today.
00:07:25Ava Shaw. I currently have a 4.0.
00:07:28I drive a Mercedes Gullwing, and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:07:37I'm Michael. I have a 0.0.
00:07:39I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding, and I have no followers on any social media.
00:07:46Not exactly who I was expecting, but okay.
00:07:49I guess you're my new boyfriend.
00:07:51Boyfriend?
00:07:54What's wrong? I thought my messages were clear.
00:07:57A serious boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:07:59We just have to be seen in public a few times.
00:08:05You're the fake boyfriend I hired, right?
00:08:07I think you got the wrong guy.
00:08:09I already have a girlfriend.
00:08:11That watch is for her.
00:08:17You were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me?
00:08:20I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:08:36I'm sorry about that.
00:08:37Wait.
00:08:39You need more than a tonic.
00:08:41That's not a sore throat.
00:08:42You're going to die.
00:08:44What?
00:08:45Why would you say that?
00:08:47No.
00:08:47Listen.
00:08:48In ten minutes, if you don't see the nurse, you will die.
00:08:51Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:08:53First off, I have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial.
00:08:58I'm not going to see a school nurse.
00:09:00Second, you're kind of weird, huh?
00:09:02Just promise me you need to get your throat checked.
00:09:05Go now.
00:09:05Fine.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:09What a weirdo.
00:09:11I guess it won't hurt, though.
00:09:13Have Dr. Skyler cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:09:34Telly?
00:09:37Telly, what's going on?
00:09:41Michael?
00:09:42What are you doing here?
00:09:43I wanted to surprise you.
00:09:46Michael, you're like my summer playing.
00:09:49You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:09:54Wait.
00:09:55This the poor townie boy you slonged with?
00:09:57Jeez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
00:10:00Who's this guy?
00:10:01This guy is Barry Dawes.
00:10:04I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:10:07Aw, this is sweet.
00:10:08Did you save up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend, Kelly?
00:10:13Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party, welcoming Ava Shaw to school tonight.
00:10:17How would you like to hang out with your idol?
00:10:21It's been almost ten minutes.
00:10:23I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:10:27Okay, Ava, say, ah, ah.
00:10:31What the?
00:10:35Hold still.
00:10:47You're lucky.
00:10:48Another minute longer and it would have killed you.
00:10:49He was right.
00:10:50But how?
00:10:51I need to find that boy.
00:10:53Kelly, is this really who you want?
00:10:56Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw.
00:11:00She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place.
00:11:05Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:11:08Barry is legit and you're a poverty case.
00:11:19You wouldn't know legit if it didn't run your plastic ass.
00:11:26Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff.
00:11:29This watch is worth more than your house.
00:11:39You're hilarious, little buddy.
00:11:42I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more.
00:11:49We're not from the same world, Michael.
00:11:57You're right.
00:11:58We're not.
00:12:04I always thought I knew her.
00:12:05There you are.
00:12:15You were right.
00:12:16Oh my God, thank you.
00:12:18But how did you know about the spider?
00:12:21It's a little hard to explain.
00:12:22But I have X-ray vision.
00:12:28No, really.
00:12:29I was born with it.
00:12:31Really?
00:12:33Really.
00:12:35So what color is my bra?
00:12:43A gentleman never looks.
00:12:45Sure.
00:12:46You're so weird.
00:12:48What happened with your girlfriend?
00:12:52Former girlfriend.
00:12:53She just broke up with me.
00:12:58Helping the school loser could hurt your reputation.
00:13:01I'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:13:03I think I'll be fine.
00:13:18Did she break up with you because you told her you have X-ray vision?
00:13:22Big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend.
00:13:27Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:13:30Do what?
00:13:31Your trophy boyfriend.
00:13:32Looks like you could use the affection.
00:13:34And it looks like you could use the money.
00:13:36Pays $10,000.
00:13:37An hour?
00:13:38That's quite a bit under what I'm used to, but...
00:13:41In total.
00:13:45There's this welcome Ava house party tonight.
00:13:48It'll be our first appearance together.
00:13:50And hey, don't be weird and talk about that X-ray vision stuff, okay?
00:13:57Your bra's red.
00:14:00And quite scandalous for school.
00:14:05Don't be late!
00:14:09Beat it, loser.
00:14:10This party is only for the school's elite,
00:14:12not dorks with friggin' Pokemon watches.
00:14:22That was a really cool watch.
00:14:24Tell you what, want to trade it?
00:14:27It's a Rolex.
00:14:33It's a Rolex.
00:14:40Whoa.
00:14:44Sorry, I'm underdressed.
00:14:45My wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private Jane will feel it.
00:14:48Sure.
00:14:50So, I just found out that the head of LVMX is actually going to show up here tonight.
00:14:55Yeah.
00:14:56That would be me.
00:14:58So, tonight has to go perfect.
00:15:00That means if anybody messes with me, or my boyfriend,
00:15:03I will personally lose my money, power, and influence
00:15:07to destroy their lives on a molecular level.
00:15:09Oh, my God.
00:15:10My publicist is calling on me in there.
00:15:12Invitation?
00:15:13Purse?
00:15:24Oh, my God, Barry.
00:15:26I can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for Ava Shaw.
00:15:29She's a major influencer, and my dad's a luxury brand VP.
00:15:32Of course I'd host it.
00:15:33My dad's probably the reason she transferred here in the first place.
00:15:37This is so cool.
00:15:39I can pitch my makeup line to her.
00:15:41If she promotes it, I'll make millions.
00:15:47What the hell is he doing here?
00:15:53What the hell is he doing here?
00:15:59Hey, this is an exclusive party.
00:16:01Get out, or I'll throw you out.
00:16:04He looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
00:16:08He looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap.
00:16:13You're trespassing, Michael.
00:16:14No, I'm not.
00:16:15I'm Ava Shaw's plus one.
00:16:23Boy, you really stepped in it now.
00:16:25Ava Shaw brought you?
00:16:26Yep.
00:16:27Hey, everyone, shut up!
00:16:30This freak's claims he's Ava Shaw's plus one.
00:16:42Ava Shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within ten feet of her.
00:16:46He's probably, like, her stalker.
00:16:53You break into her house and steal this?
00:16:56What else have you been stealing?
00:16:58Her clothes?
00:16:59Her panties?
00:17:01You're disgusting, pervert.
00:17:03Michael, you idiot.
00:17:05Do you have any idea what Ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:17:09She will crush you.
00:17:11Ava Shaw is a boss.
00:17:13You piss her off, and with one post, she'll ruin your life.
00:17:19In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date.
00:17:26That's it!
00:17:27We need this gomer out of here before Ava shows up.
00:17:32Make an example of him.
00:17:39Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:17:42You're going to phase out.
00:17:43She would never, ever, ever, in a million years date a pathetic piece of human waste like you.
00:17:49Ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
00:17:53You're so delusional.
00:17:55If I'm delusional, how'd I get her purse?
00:18:08Really?
00:18:09You got another fake purse so you could pretend it's Ava's?
00:18:12That's not just pathetic, that's psychotic.
00:18:15Be careful with that.
00:18:18Why?
00:18:18Did you have to work extra shifts at Mickey D's to afford it?
00:18:24Will Ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knock-off purse?
00:18:30Come on, Kelly.
00:18:31Everyone knows Ava buys her purses at Walmart.
00:18:34Don't get it dirty.
00:18:38You know what?
00:18:40I think we should wash it.
00:18:47In the toilet.
00:18:49You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
00:18:54It's not her purse.
00:18:55You're not her boyfriend.
00:18:56You're just a creepy, poor pervert.
00:18:58She's just outside.
00:19:00You can ask her.
00:19:01I have a better idea.
00:19:09This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael.
00:19:13Kelly?
00:19:14Done.
00:19:28I tried.
00:19:35Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:19:40I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Maple Billy does to the lower classes, and they mess with her.
00:19:48You put them in the toilet for the rest of the human beings.
00:20:05Last chance.
00:20:07Let me go.
00:20:08Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
00:20:11You really aren't.
00:20:28What are you doing?
00:20:31What are you doing?
00:20:34What are you doing?
00:20:44Do you have any idea who he is?
00:20:53You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
00:20:58It's not her purse.
00:20:59You're not her boyfriend.
00:21:00You're just a creepy, poor pervert.
00:21:03She's just outside.
00:21:04You can ask her.
00:21:05I have a better idea.
00:21:13This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael.
00:21:17Kelly?
00:21:18Done.
00:21:32I tried.
00:21:40Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:21:44I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Maple Billy does to the lower classes when they mess with her.
00:21:52You put them in the toilet for the rest of the human waste.
00:22:10Last chance.
00:22:11Let me go.
00:22:12Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
00:22:15You really are.
00:22:16You're going to enjoy this.
00:22:24Let's see who I am.
00:22:26Three.
00:22:29Two.
00:22:33One.
00:22:34What are you doing?
00:22:36What are you doing?
00:22:48Do you have any idea who he is?
00:22:58Sir, you were born with supervision.
00:23:02I know.
00:23:03And you used that power to create LVMX,
00:23:06a company which now owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth.
00:23:10Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:23:14Sir, Maple Valley is the most prestigious high school in the country,
00:23:17but it's still a high school.
00:23:19You don't need it.
00:23:21But I do need Kelly.
00:23:41Hello? Can I help you?
00:23:44I'm just picking out a gift from my girlfriend.
00:23:46That's sweet, but that watch is $500,000.
00:23:50It shouldn't be.
00:23:51The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeter,
00:23:54which will result in a plus three three-second time and accuracy.
00:23:57Please take it off the floor.
00:24:00Okay, I don't have time for this.
00:24:03LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world,
00:24:05just bought us,
00:24:06and its mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:24:09So I heard.
00:24:17Surprise.
00:24:20Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Coulson.
00:24:22I didn't realize it was you.
00:24:25Don't worry about it.
00:24:26I dressed down today.
00:24:39Get down and press the alarm.
00:24:49Everyone get on the ground.
00:24:51Now!
00:24:59Mr. Coulson needs us.
00:25:00Let's go, boys.
00:25:04You!
00:25:05Get the bags and come with us.
00:25:09Yeah, I don't think so.
00:25:11Ooh, we got a smart ass.
00:25:14You got ten seconds to move
00:25:15before I put a bullet in your smug face.
00:25:18Can we make it five?
00:25:19What?
00:25:21Okay.
00:25:21Now five seconds should be good.
00:25:24You're dead, kid.
00:25:27Five.
00:25:30No!
00:25:35Four.
00:25:40Three.
00:25:44Two.
00:25:49One.
00:25:53And good luck in prison.
00:26:18Weak spot, bad wrist.
00:26:20Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:26:29This one is perfect.
00:26:30I'll take it.
00:26:32I'd love to stay and chat, but...
00:26:38My copy is just about to land.
00:26:40I'm going to be late for my first day of class.
00:26:43Uh...
00:26:46we've been dating long distance forever
00:26:48i'm going to surprise her today
00:26:49and finally reveal who i really am
00:26:53she'll be shocked sir
00:26:55especially when she finds out i use my connections to get her social media idol
00:26:58ava shaw to transfer to this school
00:27:05sir at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
00:27:08i can't i'd miss homeroom
00:27:12and here's the strait of messina
00:27:14after using my power so much today i can't get them to turn off
00:27:18where odysseus was forced to choose to saddle between scyla and tireless
00:27:29which one is kelly's locker
00:27:57oh my god ava shaw i can't believe she's in our school
00:27:59she's one of the hottest teenagers in the world
00:28:04miss shaw will not be taking selfies today
00:28:14ava shaw
00:28:14i currently have a 4.0
00:28:16i drive a mercedes goal wing
00:28:18and i also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:28:25i'm michael
00:28:26i have a 0.0
00:28:27i don't drive
00:28:28although i'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:28:30and i have no followers on any social media
00:28:34not exactly who i was expecting
00:28:36but okay
00:28:37i guess you're my new boyfriend
00:28:39boyfriend?
00:28:42what's wrong?
00:28:43i thought my messages were clear
00:28:44a serious boyfriend will be good for my image
00:28:47we just have to be seen in public a few times
00:28:53you're the fake boyfriend i hired, right?
00:28:56i think you got the wrong guy
00:28:57i already have a girlfriend
00:28:59that watches for her
00:29:05you were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me?
00:29:08i was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:29:24i'm sorry about that
00:29:26wait
00:29:28you need more than a tonic
00:29:29that's not a sore throat
00:29:31you're going to die
00:29:32what?
00:29:33why would you say that?
00:29:35no, listen
00:29:36in 10 minutes
00:29:37if you don't see the nurse
00:29:38you will die
00:29:39promise me you'll go see the nurse
00:29:41first off
00:29:42i have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial
00:29:46i'm not going to see a school nurse
00:29:48second
00:29:49you're kind of weird, huh?
00:29:50just promise me
00:29:51you need to get your throat checked
00:29:52go now
00:29:53fine, okay
00:29:57you weirdo
00:29:59i guess it won't hurt though
00:30:01have dr skylar cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:30:22kelly?
00:30:25kelly?
00:30:25kelly, what's going on?
00:30:29kelly, what are you doing here?
00:30:32i want to surprise you
00:30:34kelly
00:30:35Michael, you're like my summer fling.
00:30:37You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:30:42Wait, this is the poor townie boy you slumped with?
00:30:45Jeez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
00:30:48Who's this guy?
00:30:49This guy is a very dog.
00:30:52I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:30:55Aw, this is sweet.
00:30:56Did you save up every last continue to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend, Kelly?
00:31:01Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party, welcoming Ava Shaw to school tonight.
00:31:05How would you like to hang out with your idol?
00:31:09It's been almost ten minutes.
00:31:11I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:31:15Okay, Ava, say ah, ah.
00:31:19What the?
00:31:23Hold still.
00:31:28Oh my God!
00:31:35You're lucky.
00:31:36Another minute longer and it would have killed you.
00:31:38He was right!
00:31:38But how?
00:31:39I need to find that boy.
00:31:41Kelly, is this really who you want?
00:31:44Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw.
00:31:48She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place.
00:31:53Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:31:56Barry is legit and you're a poverty case.
00:32:07You wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass.
00:32:14Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff.
00:32:17This watch is worth more than your house.
00:32:28You're hilarious, little buddy.
00:32:30I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more.
00:32:37We're not from the same world, Michael.
00:32:45You're right.
00:32:46We're not.
00:32:52I really thought I knew.
00:32:53There you go.
00:33:03You were right.
00:33:04Oh my God, thank you.
00:33:06But how did you know about the sweater?
00:33:09It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:33:16No, really, I was born with her.
00:33:19Really?
00:33:21Really.
00:33:23So what color is my blonde?
00:33:32The gentleman never looks.
00:33:33Sure.
00:33:34You're so weird.
00:33:36What happened with your girlfriend?
00:33:40Former girlfriend.
00:33:41She just broke up with me.
00:33:47Helping the school loser could hurt your reputation.
00:33:49I'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:33:51I think I'll be fine.
00:34:06Did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:34:10Big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend.
00:34:15Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:34:18Do what?
00:34:19Be your trophy boyfriend.
00:34:21Looks like you could use the affection.
00:34:22And it looks like you could use the money.
00:34:24It pays $10,000.
00:34:25An hour?
00:34:27That's quite a bit under what I'm used to, but...
00:34:29In total.
00:34:34There's this welcome Ava house party tonight.
00:34:36It'll be our first appearance together.
00:34:38And hey, don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
00:34:45Your bra's red.
00:34:48I'm quite scandalous for school.
00:34:53Don't be late!
00:34:57Beat it, loser.
00:34:58This party is only for the school's elite, not dorks with friggin' Pokemon watches.
00:35:10That was a really cool watch.
00:35:12I'll tell you what, want to trade?
00:35:15That's what Rolly likes.
00:35:18Thanks.
00:35:32Sorry, I'm underdressed.
00:35:33My wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private journey feels.
00:35:36Sure.
00:35:38So, I just found out that the head of LVMX is actually going to show up here tonight.
00:35:43Yep.
00:35:44That would be me.
00:35:46So, tonight has to go perfect.
00:35:48That means if anybody messes with me, or my boyfriend,
00:35:52I will personally lose my money, power, and influence to destroy their lives on a molecular level.
00:35:57Mmm.
00:35:58Mmm.
00:35:58My publicist is calling on me in there.
00:36:00Invitation?
00:36:01Curse?
00:36:12Oh, my God, Barry.
00:36:14I can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for Ava Shaw.
00:36:17She's a major influencer, and my dad's a luxury brand VP.
00:36:20Of course I'd host it.
00:36:22My dad's probably the reason she transferred here in the first place.
00:36:25This is so cool.
00:36:27I can pitch my makeup line to her.
00:36:28If she promotes it, I'll make millions.
00:36:35What the hell is he doing here?
00:36:41What the hell is he doing here?
00:36:47Hey, this is an exclusive party.
00:36:49Get out, or I'll throw you out.
00:36:52He looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
00:36:56He looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap.
00:37:01You're trespassing, Michael.
00:37:02No, I'm not.
00:37:04I'm Ava Shaw's plus one.
00:37:11Boy, you really stepped in it now.
00:37:13Ava Shaw brought you?
00:37:14Yep.
00:37:15Hey, everyone, shut up!
00:37:18This freak's claim she's Ava Shaw's plus one.
00:37:30Ava Shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within ten feet of her.
00:37:34He's probably, like, her stalker.
00:37:42You break into her house and steal this?
00:37:44What else have you been stealing?
00:37:46Her clothes?
00:37:48Her pants?
00:37:49You're disgusting, pervert!
00:37:51Michael, you idiot.
00:37:53Do you have any idea what Ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:37:57She will crush you.
00:37:59Ava Shaw is a boss.
00:38:01You piss her off, and with one post, she'll ruin your life.
00:38:07In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by her.
00:38:11I don't know.
00:38:12That's all you can do?
00:38:14That's it!
00:38:15We need this gomer out of here before Ava shows up!
00:38:20Make an example of him.
00:38:28Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:38:31She would never, ever, ever, in a million years date a pathetic piece of pure waste like you.
00:38:37Ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend.
00:38:40It's human waste.
00:38:41You're so delusional.
00:38:44I'm delusional.
00:38:45How'd I get her purse?
00:38:56Really?
00:38:57You got another fake purse so you could pretend it's Ava's?
00:39:00That's not just pathetic.
00:39:02That's psychotic.
00:39:03Be careful with that.
00:39:06Why?
00:39:07Did you have to work extra shifts at Mickey D's to afford it?
00:39:12Will Ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knock-off purse?
00:39:18Come on, Kelly.
00:39:19Everyone knows Ava buys her purses at Walmart.
00:39:22Don't get it dirty.
00:39:26You know what?
00:39:28I think you should wash it.
00:39:35In the toilet.
00:39:37You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
00:39:42It's not her purse.
00:39:43You're not her boyfriend.
00:39:44You're just a creepy, poor pervert.
00:39:46She's just outside.
00:39:48You can ask her.
00:39:48I have a better idea.
00:39:57This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael.
00:40:01Kelly?
00:40:02Done.
00:40:16I tried.
00:40:24Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:40:28I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Maple really does to the lower classes when they mess with her.
00:40:36And put them in the toilet with the rest of the human race.
00:40:53Last chance.
00:40:55Let me go.
00:40:56I'm going to enjoy this.
00:40:59You really are.
00:41:08Let's see why in three, one, two, one.
00:41:18What are you doing?
00:41:32Do you have any idea of who he is?
00:41:41You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
00:41:46It's not her purse.
00:41:47You're not her boyfriend.
00:41:48You're just a creepy, poor pervert.
00:41:51She's just outside.
00:41:52You can ask her.
00:41:53I have a better idea.
00:42:02This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael.
00:42:05Kelly?
00:42:07Done.
00:42:20I tried.
00:42:28Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:42:32I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Maple really does to the lower classes when they mess
00:42:37with her.
00:42:40We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human race.
00:42:58Last chance.
00:42:59Let me go.
00:43:01Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
00:43:03You really are.
00:43:12Let's see why in three, two, one.
00:43:22What are you doing?
00:43:24What are you doing?
00:43:37Do you have any idea of who he is?
00:43:46Sir, you were born with supervision.
00:43:50I know.
00:43:51And you use that power to create LVMX, a company which now owns nearly every luxury brand on
00:43:57the face of the earth.
00:43:58Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:44:02Sir, Maple Valley is the most prestigious high school in the country, but it's still
00:44:07a high school.
00:44:07You don't need it.
00:44:09But I do need Kelly.
00:44:30Hello, can I help you?
00:44:32Just picking out a gift for my girlfriend.
00:44:34That's sweet, but that watch is $500,000.
00:44:38It shouldn't be.
00:44:39The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeter, which will result in a plus three, three second
00:44:44time and accuracy.
00:44:45Please take it off the floor.
00:44:48Okay.
00:44:49I don't have time for this.
00:44:51LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us, and its mysterious
00:44:55owner is coming here today.
00:44:57So I heard.
00:45:05Surprise.
00:45:08Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Coulson.
00:45:10I didn't realize it was you.
00:45:13Don't worry about it.
00:45:14I dressed down today.
00:45:27Get down and press the alarm.
00:45:37Everyone get on the ground.
00:45:39Now!
00:45:47Mr. Coulson, he says, let's go for us.
00:45:52You, get the bags and come with us.
00:45:57Yeah, I don't think so.
00:45:59Ooh, you got a smart ass.
00:46:02You got ten seconds to move before I put a bullet in your smug face.
00:46:06Can we make it five?
00:46:07What?
00:46:08Okay.
00:46:09Now five seconds should be good.
00:46:12You're dead, kid.
00:46:16Five.
00:46:24Four.
00:46:29Three.
00:46:33Two.
00:46:36Two.
00:46:36Two.
00:46:37Two.
00:46:37One.
00:46:42And good luck in prison.
00:47:06Weak spot, bad wrist.
00:47:08Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:47:17This one's perfect.
00:47:18I'll take it.
00:47:20I'd love to stay and chat, but...
00:47:26My coffin's just about to land.
00:47:28I'm going to be late for my first day of class.
00:47:34We've been dating long distance forever.
00:47:36I'm going to surprise her today, and finally reveal who I really am.
00:47:41She'll be shocked, sir.
00:47:43Especially when she finds out I use my connections to get her social media idol, Ava Shaw, to transfer to
00:47:47this school.
00:47:53Sir, at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion.
00:47:56I can't, I'd miss homeroom.
00:48:01And here's the Strait of Messina.
00:48:03After using my powers so much today, I can't get them to turn off.
00:48:06Where Odysseus was forced to choose to travel between Skyla and Triarchus.
00:48:17Which one is Kelly's locker?
00:48:45Oh my god, Ava Shaw.
00:48:46I can't believe she's in our school.
00:48:47She's one of the hottest influencers in the world.
00:48:52Miss Shaw will not be taking selfies today.
00:49:02Ava Shaw.
00:49:03I currently have a 4.0.
00:49:05I drive a Mercedes Gullwing, and I also have 400 million followers across all.
00:49:13I'm Michael.
00:49:14I have a 0.0.
00:49:16I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding, and I have no followers on any social media.
00:49:21Hmm, not exactly who I was expecting, but...
00:49:25Okay.
00:49:25I guess you're my new boyfriend.
00:49:27Boyfriend?
00:49:30What's wrong?
00:49:31I thought my messages were clear.
00:49:33A serious boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:49:35We just have to be seen in public a few times.
00:49:41You're the fake boyfriend I hired, right?
00:49:44I think you got the wrong guy.
00:49:46I already have a girlfriend.
00:49:47That watch is for her.
00:49:53You were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me?
00:49:56I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:50:00Cough, cough, cough, cough.
00:50:12Sorry about that.
00:50:14Wait.
00:50:16You need more than a tonic.
00:50:17That's not a sore throat.
00:50:19You're going to die.
00:50:20What?
00:50:21Why would you say that?
00:50:23No.
00:50:23Listen.
00:50:24In ten minutes, if you don't see the nurse, you will die.
00:50:27Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:50:29First off, I have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial.
00:50:34I'm not going to see a school nurse.
00:50:36Second?
00:50:37You're kind of weird, huh?
00:50:38Just promise me.
00:50:39You need to get your throat checked.
00:50:41Go now.
00:50:41Fine.
00:50:42Okay.
00:50:45What a weirdo.
00:50:47I guess it won't hurt, though.
00:50:49Have Dr. Schuyler cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:51:10Telly?
00:51:13Telly, what's going on?
00:51:17Michael?
00:51:18What are you doing here?
00:51:20I wanted to surprise you.
00:51:23Michael, you're like my summer fling.
00:51:25You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious, does he?
00:51:30Wait, this is the poor townie boy you slobbed with?
00:51:33Jeez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
00:51:36Who's this guy?
00:51:37This guy is Barry Dawes.
00:51:40I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:51:43Oh, this is sweet.
00:51:44Did you save up every last minute to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend, Kelly?
00:51:49Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party, welcoming Ava Shaw to school tonight.
00:51:53How would you like to hang out with your idol?
00:51:57It's been almost 10 minutes.
00:51:59I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:52:03Okay, Ava, say, ah, ah.
00:52:07What the?
00:52:11Hold still.
00:52:23You're lucky.
00:52:24Another minute longer and it would have killed you.
00:52:26He was right, but how?
00:52:28I need to find that boy.
00:52:29Kelly, is this really who you want?
00:52:32Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw.
00:52:36She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place.
00:52:41Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:52:44Barry is legit and you're a poverty case.
00:52:55You wouldn't know legit if it bit more than plastic ass.
00:53:02Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff.
00:53:05This watch is worth more than your house.
00:53:16You're hilarious, little buddy.
00:53:18I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more.
00:53:25We're not from the same world, Michael.
00:53:33You're right.
00:53:34We're not.
00:53:40I only thought I knew her.
00:53:41There you are.
00:53:51You were right.
00:53:52Oh my God, thank you.
00:53:54But how did you know about the spider?
00:53:57It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:54:04No, really.
00:54:05I was born with it.
00:54:07Really?
00:54:09Really.
00:54:11So what color is my bra?
00:54:20The gentleman never looks.
00:54:21Sure.
00:54:22You're so weird.
00:54:24What happened with your girlfriend?
00:54:28Former girlfriend.
00:54:30She just broke up with me.
00:54:35Helping the school loser could hurt your reputation.
00:54:37I'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:54:40I think I'll be fine.
00:54:54Did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:54:58Big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend.
00:55:03Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:55:06Do what?
00:55:07Be your trophy boyfriend.
00:55:09Looks like he could use the affection.
00:55:10And it looks like you could use the money.
00:55:12Pays $10,000.
00:55:14An hour?
00:55:15That's quite a bit under what I'm used to, but...
00:55:17In total.
00:55:22There's this welcome Ava house party tonight.
00:55:24It'll be our first appearance together.
00:55:27And hey, don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
00:55:33Your bra's red.
00:55:36And quite scandalous for school.
00:55:41Don't be late.
00:55:45Beat it, loser.
00:55:46This party is only for the school's elite, not dorks with friggin' Pokemon watches.
00:55:57Jerk.
00:55:58That was a really cool watch.
00:56:00I'll tell you what, want to trade?
00:56:03That's a Rolex.
00:56:06Thanks.
00:56:16Come on.
00:56:20I'm sorry, I'm underdressed.
00:56:21My wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private Jane refills.
00:56:25Sure.
00:56:27So, I just found out that the head of LBMX is actually going to show up here tonight.
00:56:31Yep.
00:56:32That would be me.
00:56:33So, tonight has to go perfect.
00:56:36That means if anybody messes with me, or my boyfriend, I will personally use my money,
00:56:41power, and influence to destroy their lives on a molecular level.
00:56:47My publicist is calling, I'll meet you in there.
00:56:49Invitation, purse.
00:57:00Oh, my God, Barry.
00:57:02I can't believe that you're hosting a welcome party for Aiden Shaw.
00:57:05She's a major influencer.
00:57:06My dad's a luxury brand V.P.
00:57:08Of course I host it.
00:57:10My dad's probably the reason she transferred here in the first place.
00:57:13This is so cool.
00:57:15I can pitch my makeup line to her.
00:57:17If she promotes it, I'll make millions.
00:57:23What the hell is he doing here?
00:57:29What the hell is he doing here?
00:57:35Hey, this is an exclusive party.
00:57:38Get out, or I'll throw you out.
00:57:40He looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
00:57:44He looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap.
00:57:49You're trespassing, Michael.
00:57:50No, I'm not.
00:57:52I'm Ava Shaw's plus one.
00:57:59Boy, you really stepped in it now.
00:58:01Ava Shaw brought you?
00:58:02Yep.
00:58:03Hey, everyone, shut up.
00:58:06This freak's claim is Ava Shaw's plus one.
00:58:18Ava Shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within ten feet of her.
00:58:22He's probably like her stalker.
00:58:30You break into her house and steal this?
00:58:32What else have you been stealing?
00:58:34Her clothes?
00:58:36Her panties?
00:58:37You're disgusting, pervert!
00:58:39Michael, you idiot.
00:58:41Do you have any idea what Ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:58:45She will crush you.
00:58:47Ava Shaw is a boss.
00:58:49You piss her off, and with one post, she'll ruin your life.
00:58:55In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:59:02That's it!
00:59:03We need this gomer out of here before Ava shows up!
00:59:09Make an example of him.
00:59:16Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:59:18I'm here with Ava.
00:59:19She would never, ever, ever, in a million years, date a pathetic piece of human waste like you.
00:59:25Ava's not going to like him calling her boyfriend a human waste.
00:59:29You're so delusional.
00:59:31I'm delusional.
00:59:33How'd I get her purse?
00:59:44Really?
00:59:45You got another fake purse so you can pretend it's Ava's?
00:59:48That's not just pathetic.
00:59:50That's psychotic.
00:59:52Be careful with that.
00:59:54Why?
00:59:55Did you have to work extra shifts at Mickey D's to afford it?
01:00:00Will Ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knock-off purse?
01:00:06Come on, Kelly.
01:00:07Everyone knows Ava buys her purses at Walmart.
01:00:10Don't get it dirty.
01:00:15You know what?
01:00:16I think you should wash it.
01:00:23In the toilet.
01:00:25You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
01:00:30It's not her purse.
01:00:31You're not her boyfriend.
01:00:32You're just a creepy, poor pervert.
01:00:35She's just outside.
01:00:36You can ask her.
01:00:37I have a better idea.
01:00:45This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael.
01:00:49Kelly?
01:00:50I'm done.
01:01:04I tried.
01:01:12Where do you think you're going, white trash?
01:01:16I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Maple Vully does to the lower classes when they mess with her.
01:01:24You put them in the toilet for the rest of the human race.
01:01:41Last chance.
01:01:43Let me go.
01:01:45I'm going to enjoy this.
01:01:47You really are.
01:01:56Let's see why.
01:01:58Three.
01:02:01Two.
01:02:05One.
01:02:06What are you doing?
01:02:11Two.
01:02:13Two.
01:02:20Do you have any idea who he is?
01:02:23Two.
01:02:27Do you have any idea who he is?
01:02:28You
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