00:00I have x-ray vision.
00:02No, really. I was born with it.
00:05Really?
00:06Really.
00:07So what color is my bra?
00:16A gentleman never looks.
00:18Sure. You're so weird.
00:21Your bra's red.
00:24And quite scandalous for school.
00:27Oh my god, Ava Shaw. I can't believe she's in our school.
00:30She's one of the hottest influencers in the world.
00:34Miss Shaw will not be taking selfies today.
00:44Ava Shaw. I currently have a 4.0.
00:47I drive a Mercedes Gullwing and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:56I'm Michael. I have a 0.0. I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
01:01And I have no followers on any social media.
01:04Hmm. Not exactly who I was expecting, but okay. I guess you're my new boyfriend.
01:10Boyfriend?
01:13What's wrong? I thought my messages were clear.
01:15A serious boyfriend will be good for my image.
01:18We just have to be seen in public a few times.
01:24You're the fake boyfriend I hired, right?
01:26I think you got the wrong guy.
01:28I already have a girlfriend.
01:30That watch is for her.
01:36You were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me?
01:39I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
01:53Wait.
01:55You need more than a tonic.
01:57That's not a sore throat.
01:58You're going to die.
02:00What?
02:01Why would you say that?
02:02No. Listen.
02:04In ten minutes, if you don't see the nurse, you will die.
02:07Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
02:09First off, I have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial.
02:13I'm not going to see a school nurse.
02:16Second, you're kind of weird, huh?
02:18Just promise me. You need to get your throat checked. Go now.
02:21Fine. Okay.
02:25What a weirdo.
02:27I guess it won't hurt though.
02:29Have Dr. Schuyler cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
02:32Baby, give me I'm worth it.
02:34Baby, give me I'm worth it.
02:48Kelly?
02:53Michael?
02:53What are you doing here?
02:55I wanted to surprise you.
02:58Michael, you're like my summer fling.
03:01You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
03:05Wait.
03:06This the poor townie boy you slommed with?
03:08Geez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
03:11Who's this guy?
03:12This guy is Barry Dawes.
03:16I'm a big deal around here, bro.
03:18Aw, this is sweet.
03:20Did you save up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend, Kelly?
03:24Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party, welcoming Ava Shaw to school tonight.
03:29How would you like to hang out with your idol?
03:32It's been almost 10 minutes.
03:34I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
03:38Okay, Ava, say, ah, ah.
03:42What the?
03:46Hold still.
03:52Hold still.
03:58You're lucky.
03:59Another minute longer and it would have killed you.
04:01He was right!
04:02But how?
04:03I need to find that boy.
04:05Kelly, is this really who you want?
04:07Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw.
04:12She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place.
04:16Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch.
04:20Barry is legit and you're a poverty case.
04:31You wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass.
04:37Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff.
04:40This watch is worth more than your house.
04:50Ha!
04:51You're hilarious, little buddy.
04:54I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more.
05:01We're not from the same world, Michael.
05:09You're right.
05:10We're not.
05:15I really thought I knew her.
05:17There you are.
05:26You were right.
05:27Oh my God, thank you.
05:29But how did you know about the spider?
05:32It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
05:38No, really.
05:39I was born with it.
05:42Really?
05:43Really.
05:45So what color is my bra?
05:54A gentleman never looks.
05:55Sure.
05:56You're so weird.
05:59What happened with your girlfriend?
06:02Former girlfriend.
06:04She just broke up with me.
06:09Helping the school loser could hurt your reputation.
06:11I'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
06:14I think I'll be fine.
06:29Did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
06:32Big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend.
06:38Speaking of which, I'll do it.
06:40Do what?
06:41Be your trophy boyfriend.
06:43Looks like you could use the affection.
06:44And it looks like you could use the money.
06:46Pays $10,000.
06:48An hour?
06:49That's quite a bit under what I'm used to, but...
06:51In total.
06:56There's this welcome Ava house party tonight.
06:59It'll be our first appearance together.
07:00And hey, don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
07:07Your bra's red.
07:10And quite scandalous for school.
07:15Don't be late!
07:19Beat it, loser!
07:20This party is only for the school's elite, not dorks with friggin' Pokemon watches.
07:31What a jerk.
07:33Hey, that was a really cool watch.
07:35Tell you what, want to trade?
07:37that's a rolex
07:40thanks
07:54sorry i'm underdressed
07:55my wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private jane refuels
07:58sure
08:01so i just found out that the head of lvmx is actually going to show up here tonight
08:05yep that would be me
08:07so tonight has to go perfect
08:10that means if anybody messes with me or my boyfriend
08:13i will personally use my money power and influence to destroy their lives on a molecular level
08:20my publicist is calling i'll meet you in there
08:22invitation
08:23purse
08:35oh my god barry i can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for ava shaw
08:39she's a major influencer and my dad's a luxury brand vp
08:42of course i'd host it
08:44my dad's probably the reason she transferred here in the first place
08:47this is so cool
08:49i can pitch my makeup line to her
08:51if she promotes it
08:52i'll make millions
08:57what the hell is he doing here
09:03hey
09:04this is an exclusive party
09:06get out
09:07or i'll throw you out
09:08he looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster
09:12he looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap
09:17you're trespassing michael
09:19no i'm not
09:20i'm ava shaw's plus one
09:21savage
09:27boy you really stepped in it now
09:29ava shaw brought you
09:30yep
09:31hey everyone
09:33shut up
09:34this freak's claims he's ava shaw's plus one
09:47ava shaw wouldn't let this scumbag
09:49within 10 feet of her
09:50he's probably like her stalker
09:58you break into her house and steal this
10:01what else you've been stealing
10:03her clothes
10:04her panties
10:05you're disgusting pervert
10:07michael you idiot
10:09do you have any idea what ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend
10:13she will crush you
10:15ava shaw is a boss
10:18you piss her off and with one post she'll ruin your life
10:23in that case
10:25you probably don't want to piss her off by like
10:28i don't know
10:28insulting her date
10:30that's it
10:31we need this gomer out of here before ava shows up
10:37make an example of him
10:43buddy
10:44you really don't want to do this
10:45i'm here with ava
10:47she would never ever ever in a million years date a pathetic piece of human waste like you
10:52ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend
10:55human waste
10:56you're so delusional
10:58if i'm delusional
11:01how'd i get her purse
11:12really you got another fake purse so you could pretend it's ava's
11:15that's not just pathetic that's psychotic
11:19be careful with that
11:21why?
11:22did you have to work extra shifts at mickey d's to afford it?
11:28will ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knockoff purse?
11:33come on kelly
11:34everyone knows ava buys her purses at walmart
11:38don't get it dirty
11:42you know what?
11:43i think we should wash it
11:50in the toilet
11:52you do realize what ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
11:57it's not her purse
11:58you're not her boyfriend
11:59you're just a creepy poor pervert
12:02she's just outside
12:03you can ask her
12:04i have a better idea
12:13this is what we think of you and your stupid lies michael
12:17kelly
12:18done
12:32i tried
12:39where do you think you're going white trash
12:43i think it's time ava shaw sees what maple villi does to the lower classes when they mess with her
12:51we put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
13:09last chance let me go
13:12oh i'm gonna enjoy this
13:14oh i'm gonna enjoy this
13:15you really are
13:23you'll see why in three
13:26three
13:28two
13:32one
13:33what are you doing?
13:40what happens next? download real short
13:43what are you doing?
13:44you're gonna try to find the help of nature
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