00:00I'm not friends, I'm not taking care of you.
00:02Wait.
00:04You need more than a tonic.
00:06That's not a sore throat.
00:07You're going to die.
00:09What?
00:09Why would you say that?
00:11No, listen.
00:12In ten minutes, if you don't see the nurse, you will die.
00:15Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:17First off, I have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial.
00:21I'm not going to see a school nurse.
00:23Second, you're kind of weird, huh?
00:25Just promise me.
00:26You need to get your throat checked.
00:27Go now.
00:28Fine, okay.
00:31What a weirdo.
00:33I guess it won't hurt though.
00:35Have Dr. Schuyler cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:47Kelly, what's going on?
00:51Michael, what are you doing here?
00:53I wanted to surprise you.
00:56Michael, you're like my summer fling.
00:58You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
01:02Wait.
01:03This is the poor townie boy you slommed with?
01:05Geez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
01:08Who's this guy?
01:09This guy is Barry Dawes.
01:12I'm a big deal around here, bro.
01:14Aw, this is sweet.
01:15Did you save up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend,
01:20Kelly?
01:20Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party, welcoming Ava Shaw to school tonight.
01:24How would you like to hang out with your idol?
01:27It's been almost ten minutes.
01:28I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
01:32Okay, Ava, say ah, ah.
01:36What the?
01:39Hold still.
01:45Oh my God!
01:46Oh my God!
01:47Oh my God!
01:50You're lucky.
01:51Another minute longer and it would have killed you.
01:53He was right!
01:54But how?
01:55I need to find that boy.
01:56Kelly, is this really who you want?
01:59Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw.
02:03She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place.
02:07Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch.
02:10Barry is legit and you're a poverty case.
02:20You wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass.
02:26Oh and by the way, not a knockoff.
02:29This watch is worth more than your house.
02:38Ha!
02:39You're hilarious little buddy.
02:41I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more.
02:47We're not from the same world, Michael.
02:54You're right.
02:56We're not.
03:00I really thought I knew her.
03:02There you are.
03:10You were right.
03:11Oh my God.
03:13But how did you know about the spider?
03:16It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
03:21No, really.
03:22I was born with it.
03:24Really?
03:25Really.
03:28So what color is my bra?
03:29Yeah.
03:35A gentleman never looks.
03:37Sure.
03:38You're so weird.
03:40What happened with your girlfriend?
03:43Former girlfriend.
03:44She just broke up with me.
03:49Helping the school loser could hurt your reputation.
03:51I'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
03:54I think I'll be fine.
04:07Did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
04:11Big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend.
04:15Speaking of which, I'll do it.
04:18Do what?
04:19Be your trophy boyfriend.
04:20Looks like you could use the affection.
04:21And it looks like you could use the money.
04:23Pays $10,000.
04:24An hour?
04:25That's quite a bit under what I'm used to, but...
04:27In total.
04:32There's this welcome Ava house party tonight.
04:34It'll be our first appearance together.
04:36And hey, don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
04:42Your bra's red.
04:45And quite scandalous for school.
04:49Don't be late!
04:53Beat it, loser!
04:54This party is only for the school's elite, not dorks with friggin' Pokemon watches.
05:03What a jerk.
05:05Hey, that was a really cool watch.
05:07Tell you what, wanna trade?
05:09That's a Rolex!
05:12Thanks!
05:22Whoa!
05:25Sorry, I'm underdressed.
05:26My wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private Jane refuels.
05:29Sure.
05:31So, I just found out that the head of LVMX is actually gonna show up here tonight.
05:35Yep. That would be me.
05:37So, tonight has to go perfect.
05:40That means if anybody messes with me, or my boyfriend, I will personally use my money, power, and influence to
05:46destroy their lives on a molecular level.
05:49My publicist is calling, I'll meet you in there.
05:51Invitation? Purse?
06:02Oh my god, Barry. I can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for Ava Shaw.
06:06She's a major influencer, and my dad's a luxury brand VP. Of course I'd host it. My dad's probably the
06:11reason she transferred here in the first place.
06:13This is so cool. I can pitch my makeup line to her. If she promotes it, I'll make millions!
06:22What the hell is he doing here?
06:27Hey, this is an exclusive party. Get out, or I'll throw you out!
06:32He looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
06:36He looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dogs.
06:40You're trespassing, Michael.
06:42No, I'm not. I'm Ava Shaw's plus one.
06:49Boy, you really stepped in it now. Ava Shaw brought you?
06:52Yep.
06:53Hey, everyone! Shut up!
06:56This freak's claims she's Ava Shaw's plus one.
07:07Ava Shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within ten feet of her.
07:10He's probably like her stalker.
07:17You break into her house and steal this?
07:20What else have you been stealing?
07:21Her clothes? Her panties?
07:24You're disgusting, pervert!
07:26Michael, you idiot.
07:28Do you have any idea what Ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
07:31She will crush you!
07:34Ava Shaw is a boss.
07:35You piss her off, and with one post, she'll ruin your life.
07:40In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date?
07:47That's it!
07:48We need this gomer out of here before Ava shows up!
07:50Oh! Oh my!
07:53Make an example of him.
07:58Buddy, you really don't want to do this. I'm here with Ava.
08:01She would never, ever, ever, in a million years date a pathetic piece of human waste like you.
08:06Ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend, human waste.
08:10You're so delusional.
08:12If I'm delusional, how'd I get her purse?
08:24Really? You got another fake purse so you could pretend it's Ava's?
08:27That's not just pathetic, that's psychotic.
08:30Be careful with that.
08:32Why? Did you have to work extra shifts at Mickey D's to afford it?
08:38Will Ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knock-off purse?
08:43Come on, Kelly. Everyone knows Ava buys her purses at Walmart.
08:47Don't get it dirty.
08:51You know what? I think we should wash it.
08:59In the toilet.
09:00You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
09:05It's not her purse. You're not her boyfriend. You're just a creepy, poor pervert.
09:09She's just outside. You can ask her.
09:12I have a better idea.
09:19This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael.
09:23Kelly? Done.
09:36I tried.
09:43Where do you think you're going, white trash?
09:47I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Maple Billy does to the lower classes when they mess with her.
09:54You put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
10:10Last chance. Let me go.
10:13Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
10:15You really aren't.
10:24You'll see why in three.
10:28Two.
10:32One.
10:33What are you doing?
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