00:00I have x-ray vision.
00:02No, really. I was born with it.
00:05Really?
00:06Really.
00:07So what color is my bra?
00:16A gentleman never looks.
00:18Sure. You're so weird.
00:21Your bra's red.
00:24And quite scandalous for school.
00:27Oh my god, Ava Shaw. I can't believe she's in our school.
00:30She's one of the hottest influencers in the world.
00:34Miss Shaw will not be taking selfies today.
00:44Ava Shaw. I currently have a 4.0.
00:47I drive a Mercedes Gullwing and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:56I'm Michael. I have a 0.0. I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
01:01And I have no followers on any social media.
01:04Hmm. Not exactly who I was expecting, but okay. I guess you're my new boyfriend.
01:10Boyfriend?
01:13What's wrong? I thought my messages were clear.
01:15A serious boyfriend will be good for my image.
01:18We just have to be seen in public a few times.
01:24You're the fake boyfriend I hired, right?
01:26I think you got the wrong guy.
01:28I already have a girlfriend.
01:30That watch is for her.
01:36You were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me?
01:39I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
01:53Wait.
01:55You need more than a tonic.
01:57That's not a sore throat.
01:58You're going to die.
02:00What?
02:01Why would you say that?
02:02No. Listen.
02:04In ten minutes, if you don't see the nurse, you will die.
02:07Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
02:09First off, I have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial.
02:13I'm not going to see a school nurse.
02:16Second, you're kind of weird, huh?
02:18Just promise me. You need to get your throat checked. Go now.
02:21Fine. Okay.
02:25What a weirdo.
02:27I guess it won't hurt though.
02:29Have Dr. Schuyler cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
02:32Baby, give me I'm worth it.
02:34Baby, give me I'm worth it.
02:48Kelly?
02:53Michael?
02:53What are you doing here?
02:55I wanted to surprise you.
02:58Michael, you're like my summer fling.
03:01You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
03:05Wait.
03:06This the poor townie boy you slommed with?
03:08Geez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
03:11Who's this guy?
03:12This guy is Barry Dawes.
03:16I'm a big deal around here, bro.
03:18Aw, this is sweet.
03:20Did you save up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend, Kelly?
03:24Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party, welcoming Ava Shaw to school tonight.
03:29How would you like to hang out with your idol?
03:32It's been almost 10 minutes.
03:34I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
03:38Okay, Ava, say, ah, ah.
03:42What the?
03:46Hold still.
03:52Hold still.
03:58You're lucky.
03:59Another minute longer and it would have killed you.
04:01He was right!
04:02But how?
04:03I need to find that boy.
04:05Kelly, is this really who you want?
04:07Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw.
04:12She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place.
04:16Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch.
04:20Barry is legit and you're a poverty case.
04:31You wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass.
04:37Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff.
04:40This watch is worth more than your house.
04:50Ha!
04:51You're hilarious, little buddy.
04:54I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more.
05:01We're not from the same world, Michael.
05:09You're right.
05:10We're not.
05:15I really thought I knew her.
05:17There you are.
05:26You were right.
05:27Oh my God, thank you.
05:29But how did you know about the spider?
05:32It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
05:38No, really.
05:39I was born with it.
05:42Really?
05:43Really.
05:45So what color is my bra?
05:54A gentleman never looks.
05:55Sure.
05:56You're so weird.
05:59What happened with your girlfriend?
06:02Former girlfriend.
06:04She just broke up with me.
06:09Helping the school loser could hurt your reputation.
06:11I'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
06:14I think I'll be fine.
06:29Did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
06:32Big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend.
06:38Speaking of which, I'll do it.
06:40Do what?
06:41Be your trophy boyfriend.
06:43Looks like you could use the affection.
06:44And it looks like you could use the money.
06:46Pays $10,000.
06:48An hour?
06:49That's quite a bit under what I'm used to, but...
06:51In total.
06:56There's this welcome Ava house party tonight.
06:59It'll be our first appearance together.
07:00And hey, don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
07:07Your bra's red.
07:10And quite scandalous for school.
07:15Don't be late!
07:19Beat it, loser!
07:20This party is only for the school's elite, not dorks with friggin' Pokemon watches.
07:26Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
07:29Ha ha ha ha ha!
07:31What a jerk.
07:33Hey, that was a really cool watch.
07:35Tell you what, wanna trade?
07:37That's a Rolex!
07:40Thanks.
07:54Sorry, I'm underdressed. My wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private Jane refuels.
07:59Sure.
08:01So, I just found out that the head of LVMX is actually going to show up here tonight.
08:06Yep. That would be me.
08:08So, tonight has to go perfect. That means if anybody messes with me, or my boyfriend,
08:14I will personally use my money, power, and influence to destroy their lives on a molecular level.
08:20My publicist is calling. I'll meet you in there. Invitation? Purse?
08:35Oh my god, Barry. I can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for Ava Shaw.
08:39She's a major influencer, and my dad's a luxury brand VP. Of course I'd host it.
08:44My dad's probably the reason she transferred here in the first place.
08:47This is so cool. I can pitch my makeup line to her. If she promotes it, I'll make millions.
08:57What the hell is he doing here?
09:03Hey, this is an exclusive party. Get out, or I'll throw you out.
09:08He looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
09:12He looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap.
09:17You're trespassing, Michael.
09:19No, I'm not. I'm Ava Shaw's plus one.
09:27Boy, you really stepped in it now. Ava Shaw brought you?
09:31Yep.
09:32Hey, everyone! Shut up!
09:34This freak's claims he's Ava Shaw's plus one.
09:47Ava Shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within ten feet of her.
09:50He's probably like her stalker.
09:58You break into her house and steal this?
10:01What else you've been stealing?
10:03Her clothes?
10:04Her panties?
10:06You're disgusting, pervert!
10:08Michael, you idiot.
10:09Do you have any idea what Ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
10:13She will crush you!
10:16Ava Shaw is a boss.
10:18You piss her off, and with one post, she'll ruin your life.
10:23In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date?
10:30That's it!
10:31We need this gomer out of here before Ava shows up!
10:37Make an example of him.
10:43Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
10:46I'm here with Ava.
10:47She would never, ever, ever in a million years date a pathetic piece of human waste like you.
10:53Ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend, human waste.
10:57You're so delusional.
10:59If I'm delusional, how'd I get her purse?
11:12Really?
11:12You got another fake purse so you could pretend it's Ava's?
11:16That's not just pathetic.
11:17That's psychotic.
11:19Be careful with that.
11:21Why?
11:22Did you have to work extra shifts at Mickey D's to afford it?
11:28Will Ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knockoff purse?
11:33Come on, Kelly.
11:35Everyone knows Ava buys her purses at Walmart.
11:38Don't get it dirty.
11:42You know what?
11:43I think we should wash it.
11:50In the toilet.
11:52You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
11:57It's not her purse.
11:59You're not her boyfriend.
11:59You're just a creepy, poor pervert.
12:02She's just outside.
12:03You can ask her.
12:05I have a better idea.
12:13This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael.
12:17Kelly, done.
12:32I tried.
12:39Where do you think you're going, white trash?
12:43I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Maplevilly does to the lower classes when they mess with her.
12:51We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
13:09Last chance.
13:10Let me go.
13:12I'm going to enjoy this.
13:14You really are.
13:24You'll see why in three, two, one.
13:33What are you doing?
13:40What happens next?
13:41Download Real Short.
13:43判断 happens from there.
13:44Have a nice day.
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