00:00Welcome back to UN News Today to get your newest information about ongoing World War III caused by Germany.
00:10Will they ever learn? Now, as we just have been...
00:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We didn't cause World War III. It was obviously Russia. What are you
00:20talking about?
00:21Well, we thought so too, but we just got a message from Austria saying otherwise.
00:26They say that you are the sole responsible.
00:29Austria. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They're not pulling that shit again.
00:34And we have just received another report that you have sent just yesterday 35 Leopard tanks to Ukraine. Isn't that
00:44true?
00:44Well, yeah, we are sending them there to help them.
00:48Ah, so you admit it then.
00:50Wait, you have this all mixed up. Let's clarify this, yeah?
00:54Austria! Austria! What crap have you told them about me again?
01:00Me? Just the truth that you have been delivering war machinery to fuel the conflict in Ukraine
01:08and by doing so involved all of Europe, which in effect makes you the sole causer for World War III.
01:18No way. Seriously.
01:22Just what do you have against me?
01:24You know, you're like a little brother to me.
01:28Have I ever done anything wrong to you?
01:30There, this arrogance again.
01:33I am not your little brother.
01:36We are our own nation.
01:38And what are you doing hanging out with Russia?
01:41You're making them the good guys now?
01:42Si, you're doing it again.
01:44Telling me who I can be friends with?
01:48Russia, can you just please keep your fingers out of Ukraine so we may all live in peace?
01:55I'm just helping making less Nazi in the world.
02:00I did before, I do again.
02:03Doing favor for everyone.
02:07And you be nice to Austria.
02:10Or you and I have problem.
02:14Yeah? Just mind your own business, okay?
02:17I can't believe this is happening again.
02:21Austria, I am not going to let you smudge our nation's name again.
02:26Hence, we're going to Austria.
02:29Get the Panzer.
02:35God damn it.
02:37All right, here we go again.
02:39Prepare our troops to land in Normandy.
02:41We're taking the old route in.
02:43Repeat, we're taking the old route in.
02:45And hurry up.
02:46We want to get to Berlin first this time.
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