00:10Hey Sarah, you wanna grab dinner tonight?
00:14Again, John. We eat dinner together every night.
00:18Can't we do something different for once?
00:20What's wrong with dinner? It's our routine.
00:23I just want to shake things up a bit, you know.
00:26I don't like change, Sarah. You know that.
00:29That's your problem, John. You're too stuck in your ways.
00:32And what's your problem, Sarah? You're always trying to change things.
00:36Because I'm bored, John. I'm bored of the same routine every day.
00:41I'm bored of you.
00:43How could you say that, Sarah? I thought we have a good thing going.
00:47Oh, of course we do. That's why I'm so excited to spend another night
00:52sitting on our couch watching reruns of our favorite show.
00:57I guess I can see why you're bored.
01:00It's not just a routine, John. It's the fact that we never talk anymore.
01:04We never have fun or go on adventures. We just exist together.
01:10You're right, Sarah. We've been stuck in this rut for too long.
01:13So, what do you say we mix things up a bit?
01:17How about we go out and kill someone?
01:21John! What are you talking about?
01:23It'll be like our own little adventure. And it definitely will shake things up.
01:28John, that's not funny. That's dark and twisted.
01:32Come on, Sarah. Where's your sense of adventure?
01:34I don't want to go on any adventure that involves murder.
01:39I think it's time to go our separate ways, John.
01:42I guess you're right, Sarah.
01:44We've been stuck in this relationship for too long.
01:48Maybe it's time to move on.
01:52And so John and Sarah went their separate ways, each one ready for a new adventure.
01:59But who knows, maybe one day they'll reunite and try to kill someone together.
02:05The end.
02:21What do you want?
02:22I just wanted to ask for a race, sir.
02:26I've been working here for a long time and I feel like I deserve more money.
02:31Oh, a race, huh?
02:33Well, let me think about it.
02:35Uh, no.
02:37But sir, I've been working so hard.
02:40I've been putting in extra hours and going above and beyond my job duties.
02:45That may be true, but let me tell you something.
02:48Do you know why I hired you?
02:50It wasn't because of your hard work or dedication.
02:54It was because you were the cheapest candidate.
02:58So as long as you continue to be the cheapest candidate,
03:02you can consider yourself lucky to even have a job here.
03:06That's not fair.
03:07I deserve to be paid what I'm worth.
03:09Oh, poor little worker.
03:13Life isn't fair.
03:15Welcome to the real world.
03:16Now get back to work.
03:18Yes, sir.
03:22I love being the boss.
03:24So much fun watching this poor saps back for scraps.
03:37Why do you always have to be so difficult?
03:40Why do you always have to be such a slob?
03:44This place is a mess.
03:46Oh, I'm sorry.
03:47I didn't realize I was living with the Queen of Clean.
03:51Oh, shut up.
03:54We've been together for over 30 years.
03:58Can you believe it?
04:00Yeah, and it's been a real nightmare.
04:03Come on, it has not all been bad.
04:06No, just most of it.
04:09You know, if you ever try to leave me, I'll kill you.
04:14Ah, don't worry.
04:16I'd never leave you.
04:18I'd just kill myself.
04:24You know, we used to love each other.
04:27Yeah, that was before we knew we were stuck with each other forever.
04:34It's not like we didn't have our moments.
04:37No, like for example when I find a new way to make his life more miserable.
04:43And I find a new way to make your life more miserable.
04:47It's like a never-ending game of cat and mouse.
04:52But in the end of the day, I guess we still love each other.
04:58Yeah, in a very twisted and unhealthy way.
05:05Because as soon as we started thinking for you, it really became our civilization,
05:10which is of course what this is all about.
05:13You had your time.
05:15The future is our world.
05:19Of this, the future is our time.
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