00:11Oh my god, did he do this wrong? I literally told him how to do it and he still did
00:18it wrong.
00:20Oh god. David, can you come here please?
00:27Hi. Yeah, so you know that form that I told you to fill out? Yeah, it turns out that you
00:34did it
00:34completely wrong. Were you listening when I gave you the instructions or were you just like twiddling
00:40your thumbs or daydreaming? Yeah, well apparently you didn't listen and so I have this form and it
00:49is completely wrong. So I'm going to give this to you again and what you're going to do is you're
00:55going to remember how I told you to do it and then you're going to fill it out correctly this
01:01time.
01:02Okay, David. Yeah, okay. Here's a pen. Okay, there you go. Yeah, there you go.
01:13Yeah, I'll see you really soon. Come back as soon as it's done. Okay? Okay.
01:21Oh my god, everyone in this office is incompetent. So ridiculous. Literally the only one with any brain.
01:36God, I'm so tired of this job. Send an email to Stacey to tell her to remove the new intern.
01:52Hi. It is my favorite person in the office. I didn't know you were working today.
02:01Oh my god, is that for me? Thank you. My favorite tea and my favorite mug. Oh my god,
02:12this is why you're my favorite. Let me see. Just the way I like it. You are a lifesaver. I
02:23literally
02:23just had to scream at David because he cannot fill out a simple form. I don't know where they're
02:30getting these new interns, but they're very much brainless and clueless. I swear to god,
02:39everyone in the office is literally a bunch of morons, except you and me. I guess that's why
02:47we're friends. You look nice. Are you going somewhere? Oh, Amanda from accounting, she invited
03:00me for some drinks and she said that Brad was going and I wasn't going to go because he's been
03:05trying to hit on me and I'm very annoyed with him, just like I am everyone else. And so they
03:11invited
03:11me for drinks after work. And so I said no, but like, I mean, if you're going, then I'll go.
03:22No, you're not going. Okay. I know you're not dressed like that just for work. Okay. Spill,
03:30where are you going? A date. I didn't know you were dating. Is it someone that I know?
03:47What? It's Rebecca from HR. Hold on a second. You are going on a date with Rebecca from HR. Really?
04:11Have you like, um, seen her like, uh, recently? Like, have you like, you, you talked the other
04:21day. She asked you out on the date. God, I knew that she was desperate, but I didn't know that
04:31she
04:31was that desperate. Oh my goodness. I can't imagine that she's your type.
04:42You know, like, she's very like, um, like mousy, I think is the right word. Like bland, boring,
04:53mousy. Like, she seems like someone who would be like very smart, you know, because she has,
05:01like really nothing else going for her. And those people tend to be like smart. Um, so like,
05:07why did you say yes? Because she was nice. Yeah. I feel like, um, being nice can only really get
05:19you
05:19so far. I cannot believe that you were on going on a date with her. Are you like, okay, look,
05:29we've been working together for a really long time now. And like, we've become like really close. So I
05:34feel like I can talk to you. Like, honestly, like if you were going to date anyone in the office,
05:49like, come on, you can do like so much better, but Hey, you know, look, if you want to go
05:59because of
05:59her like, awesome personality, go ahead. I mean, where are you guys going?
06:09You're going to karaoke. Wow. This keeps getting better. Was that her idea? Yeah. Yeah. I can tell.
06:21She wants to go to karaoke with you on a first date. Wow. I can't imagine her being very good
06:29at it, but Hey, I obviously don't know her the way that you do, you know, and then you're going
06:36to dinner after. Yeah. You're going to that Italian place. God, I love that place. I was the one who
06:44recommended you that place. Wasn't I? God, I went there with like an ex and it was like incredible.
06:51I feel like that's like way too good for her, but you know what? Look again, like I no judgments,
06:58you know, I just, I didn't know that you were like dating, you know, again, I, I would never recommend
07:06like dating a coworker. I feel like that's like really messy unless like, you know, it's a coworker
07:14that can like be really discreet, you know? Um, and, and she doesn't seem like that type
07:21of person. And also she's literally HR. If there's anyone in the office that you shouldn't
07:30date, it's someone from literally human resources. Like those people are crazy to begin with.
07:39And I can't even imagine like, she's just going to run her mouth all over the office. You're
07:44going to get yourself into something that like, you're totally not going to be able to get out
07:48of. One second. Did you finally finish filling out the form? Wow. Good job. Let me see.
08:01Wow. You actually did it correctly. Hold on. I have to sign. Okay. Actually you forgot your
08:12signature. Yeah. You might want to add that. That's like very important. Yeah. Okay. Um,
08:22you can add your signature and then give this to Amy, not me. You wanted me to check if you
08:31did it
08:31right. Oh, wow. Um, I am not like an elementary school teacher. Yeah. So, um, you can give this
08:40to Amy cause this is her department. Good job for filling out a form. Do you want a gold star?
08:49Yeah. Okay. Uh, you can take this pen here and you can give this to Amy. Do you know where
08:57she is?
08:59There you go. Good boy. Oh my God. Like I literally,
09:09I can not with these interns, like where are they getting these people? I have no idea. I swear to
09:17God, I hate everyone in this office. Like you used to say the same thing until you started dating
09:22someone from HR. I know it's only your first date. Actually, look, I'm not going to tell you what to
09:31do, you know, but again, like we were the only like sane and competent people in this office.
09:38So as your fellow sane and competent person, I just want to give you a word of advice. This is
09:44what I
09:44would do. Now you don't have to do this, but this is what I would do. Okay. I would completely
09:51blow off
09:52the date tonight. Um, she is definitely someone who you don't want to get involved with. Again, I,
10:00if there's anyone who you would date from this office, I don't think that she's the right choice.
10:06Okay. Anyway, so I definitely blow off that date and, um, come for drinks with us. She's not invited.
10:14Don't worry. She's like a little weird. So we didn't invite her. Um, but yeah, you should come for
10:19drinks tonight. Come on. I know you said that you would go. I get it. I get it. But like
10:25make up
10:26something like you feel sick or something, you know, and like, I'm telling you, you would dodge
10:33the biggest bullet. Okay. Again, I'm not telling you what to do. I'm just looking out for you,
10:39you know, cause like, you know, we're so close, you know, again, I'm not telling you what to do,
10:49but like, you should totally, totally, um, cancel that date. What do you say?
10:56Come on. The drink place is literally like a short walk away and I am so much more fun than
11:04she is.
11:05Like there's some of us who are like fun. And then there's some of us who are like very boring,
11:11bland, and not fun. And I think you made the wrong choice, but you're going to rectify that choice
11:17right now, aren't you? Yeah. Yes. See, like I wasn't going to do anything tonight cause I canceled the
11:26drinks, but like now that you're going, I'm totally going. We're going to have so much fun.
11:32Okay. Wait, text her right now to cancel. Just like, get it done and over with, you know?
11:45Are you doing it?
11:52It's done. Thank God. Honestly, you should thank me for dodging that bullet that you just did.
12:00Oh my goodness. I cannot believe that you thought that that was a correct choice for you.
12:07Next time you should really like consult me before asking someone out or dating someone because
12:15I feel like I can totally set you up with the right person.
12:25Anyways. Okay. I have to get back to work. Um, and yeah, I'll see you tonight. Okay.
12:32Meet me here at, I believe it was eight o'clock. Okay. Meet at my desk and then we'll walk
12:37there
12:37together. Okay. Perfect. I will see you then. Okay. See you.
12:50God, he's so hot.
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