00:00Oh my gosh! My darling! My big strong man! You're finally back! Come here! Come here!
00:14Oh my gosh! I have missed you so endlessly! I miss my big, big viking warrior!
00:26Come here! I have this fresh beer for you. It's your favourite.
00:33I saved it extra from the day that you were gone up until today.
00:44Here, you can chug it!
00:49Yeah, this is definitely your favourite. I put in some extra poppy seeds just for you because I know you
00:57like it.
00:59My sweetheart, I was dreaming about this day every day since you've left.
01:07I always dreamt about the moment that you finally came back into my arms and that I finally have you
01:14back.
01:19You know, I was a bit worried that you might...
01:26You know what? Nothing. You're back. And that is all that counts.
01:34Besides, a few wounds, which seem to have healed already. You look all fine to me, except that beard of
01:46yours.
01:50There's no one there who could trim it for you. You know what? That is what a Wario wife is
01:58for.
02:00Yeah, I do have all my tools. I can manage that wild beard of yours.
02:09You know, I went to this local witch and I consulted her about when you will return from your travels.
02:20Yeah. After all, that was a long war and she always said,
02:26Oh, he will be coming back sooner than you think and I always thought she was lying. Yeah.
02:34But here you are. I guess we should believe the witches a little bit more often.
02:43She also gave me the special tool.
02:50Oh, you were away. Yeah, I went to a workshop that was called How to Trim Your Husband's Beard.
02:59Yeah.
03:03And what you may see now will look a bit like dark magic, but I promise you, it is not.
03:12Don't worry. It's all just for my big strong man.
03:23I miss taking care of you so much.
03:30Okay, please make yourself a little bit more comfortable.
03:34I will be applying something to soften your beard.
03:44Oh, it smells so nice too. A bit like roses.
03:57Here it's whale grease with some roses. Yeah.
04:06It will help softening all your hair so it's easier for them to be trimmed.
04:14Oh, my love. Were you even thinking about me while you were out there sailing?
04:21Every day? Oh, babe. I was thinking about you too. Every day while you were gone.
04:30I was imagining this day all over again. Yeah.
04:42Okay.
04:45I do have something that is called shaving cream. It starts out as this bluish color. It's made from little
04:59insects. But if you rub it together like this, it turns into this white foamy color.
05:12And that I will apply to your beard.
05:18Now, it's not very easy to be a viking's wife. But if I would be anyone's wife, it would be
05:29always yours. I love you and I'm so happy that you're back.
05:38Please tell me or promise me you will stay for at least a year.
05:47Really? Oh, I'm so happy that I finally have got you back.
05:54You know? I know that you are the born fighter, but you're also my lover. You're the love of my
06:05life. So, yeah.
06:09Now, I want you all for myself. I can't help it. Are you ready, big warrior? It's this little device
06:22engraved by the gods.
06:33It's very nice craftsmanship. Very fine. Don't worry, the blade is sharpened so it won't cut you at all. Let
06:45me just start right there.
07:04I promise, I won't make it too short. Just giving you a little bit of form.
07:14Well, look at you. Looking all handsome all of a sudden with this new look.
07:23But I think you would probably look as handsome as with any kind of beard style, don't you think?
07:32I'm sure you are. You're very lucky that someone really knows how to take care of your beard. Do you
07:41agree?
07:43Okay. Just trimming a little bit of the edges. Just a little bit. I don't want to cut too much
07:57away from your length.
08:10What? You're worried that I am hanging out too much with the witches lately? Why? Don't worry. Don't worry.
08:19I mean, I would never, I would never become a witch. I know you hate them. And I would never
08:28want you to hate me. So don't think that about me.
08:32I'm also cutting a little bit of your hair as well.
08:43Wow, look at you. Look at you. How come my devices are powered by magic? No. No, they're not.
08:58Maybe I was taught some tricks by the witches. But hey, you cannot be judgmental about that. You were out
09:08there fighting. And I wanted to spend my time with something useful.
09:21It's okay. It's okay. I'm not mad at you. You know, my temper is the same. Is that what you
09:36like about me?
09:40Stop, you're making me blush. I still have to finish this haircut or do you want to look crooked?
09:52Okay. Wait, I will be cutting a few more pieces with the razor. Okay.
10:14Okay. Here we are all done. I will just be braiding the end of your beard now. I know you'll
10:22like it when I braid your beard and your hair.
10:32Very good. Wow, it has gotten so, so long.
10:44Very good. Are you still feeling a little ticklish?
10:53Very good. I do also have some oil to soften up your beard.
11:09It will strengthen not only your beard, but also your powers.
11:17Yeah. The enemies will see that you have a loving and caring wife at home who's taking care of you.
11:26They will immediately fear you even more. Why?
11:32Why? Oh, because they know if they do anything to you, then me? I will definitely come after them. I
11:43will be taking revenge.
11:47But wow, you look incredibly handsome. My beautiful big bearded husband is back. I can't believe it. I hope you
12:02know that I will definitely not let you leave this tent.
12:07For about a week or so. I've missed you just too much. I want to have you all for myself.
12:19Oh wow. Just notice how muscular you got. I want to cuddle with those muscular arms all night long. Come
12:38here and hug your wife. Or maybe a little bit more.
12:43Mm-hmm.
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