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00:40We've got to get to the archway.
00:43There's something coming through.
00:45Look.
00:50Pyramid! Shoot the pyramid!
00:56The pyramid did it!
01:02Come on, man, try again!
01:12This is why the pyramid!
01:14It doesn't work!
01:15Get up!
01:17He shot it!
01:19Come on, you. Come on!
01:30Doctor?
01:34Doctor, is that you?
01:41One moment.
01:42Victoria!
01:43Oh, Doctor, my goodness, I found you.
01:44Are you all right?
01:46Well...
01:46Who's this?
01:48Well, you see, Victoria...
01:49Well, before you begin this rapturous reunion,
01:51there are one or two questions I'd like answered.
01:53For a start, is there anyone else down here playing hide-and-seek?
01:57Well...
01:58Well, yes.
02:00Where is Jamie, Victoria?
02:01Came out to look for you.
02:02Out?
02:03Out from where?
02:05The fortress at Goode Street.
02:07Goode Street?
02:08Hang on.
02:09Do you have anything to do with Travers and his daughter?
02:11Travers?
02:12What do you mean?
02:12It's the same man we met in Tibet.
02:14Come to warn you,
02:15he thinks you're responsible for the Yeti.
02:17Oh, does he?
02:19The plot thickens, doesn't it?
02:20I think it's time I got you two back to HQ.
02:22Lead on.
02:23Have a look, Victoria.
02:26Well, that's that.
02:28The whole of the circle line gone.
02:30We're completely hemmed in.
02:32Yes.
02:33We can't get out,
02:35and no one can get in.
02:37It's not very healthy, is it?
02:42Excuse me, sir.
02:43Yes, Corporal, what is it?
02:43That girl's turned up again, sir,
02:45and that doctor fellow you was looking for.
02:47Oh, him?
02:48Yes, sir.
02:49They was brought in by a colonel.
02:50A colonel?
02:51Where did he spring from?
02:53I don't know, sir.
02:54I suppose I'd better show my face.
02:56Where are they?
02:56Corporal Blake's got them in the common room, sir,
02:58under guard.
03:01Anne?
03:01You'd better fetch your father,
03:03and he'll want a word with the doctor.
03:04Then you carry on here, staff.
03:06Up.
03:12Here, staff.
03:13Miss Colonel,
03:14where'd he come from?
03:16What's he doing here?
03:18Don't ask me, lad.
03:19It's turning into a proper holiday camp, this place.
03:23You're sure?
03:24Yes, yes, I'm quite all right, Victoria.
03:26I was just knocked out by the explosion of it, that's all.
03:28Where did the colonel come from?
03:31Well, I don't know.
03:33When I came to,
03:34there was no sign of the yeti,
03:36so I wandered around for a bit,
03:37and then,
03:38as I was on my way back to you,
03:40he suddenly popped out from nowhere.
03:42How did you find out about the intelligence?
03:45Well, when I saw the yeti,
03:46I put two and two together.
03:47Oh, and then,
03:49now you say Travis is here.
03:51Well...
03:55Afternoon.
03:56Captain Knight.
03:57Good afternoon.
03:58Colonel, uh...
03:58Lethbridge Stewart.
03:59Expect you're wondering who the devil I am, eh?
04:01Well, as a matter of fact, sir, yes.
04:04Well, I couldn't tell you before,
04:05but we're a bit cut off down here, aren't you?
04:07I'm taking over from Pemberton.
04:09Sorry about him.
04:10Very fine soldier.
04:11Taking over?
04:12I see.
04:13Well, excuse me, Colonel,
04:15but have you got any...
04:15Authorization.
04:16Yes, of course.
04:17Here are my papers.
04:21Glad to see you don't take things at face value.
04:26All right, Blake.
04:27You can fall out.
04:28Sir!
04:35How did you get in, sir?
04:37Hoban.
04:38Ammunition party.
04:39Got badly beaten up.
04:41All the men dead, I'm afraid.
04:43Not all.
04:43Evans managed to escape.
04:45Evans?
04:46The driver.
04:47Oh, yes.
04:48Evans didn't mention any other survivors.
04:50No, well, it all got a bit confused.
04:52Driven into a side tunnel myself.
04:54After that, got a bit lost,
04:55and then found this doctor.
04:57Yes, I was wondering
04:58when you were going to get around to me.
05:00Yes, well, the professor's spoken for him.
05:01We do know a little about the doctor already.
05:04I see.
05:05In fact, more than you do about me, eh?
05:06To tell you the truth, sir, yes.
05:08Doctor!
05:09Oh, my dear fellow!
05:10Well, am I glad to see you.
05:12I'm glad it is.
05:13This has been a long time.
05:14Professor, I'm told you know this man.
05:16Oh, I thought that was obvious.
05:18Well, if it comes to that, are you?
05:19Colonel Lethbridge Stewart, new CEO.
05:22So you can vouch for the doctor?
05:23Well, of course I can.
05:25And what about this girl?
05:26Oh, she's on my staff.
05:27There's lots to do, doctor.
05:28Time's running short.
05:29I need your help.
05:30Captain Knight, I'll take him straight down to the lab.
05:32Now, come on, doctor.
05:32You better come too, Victoria.
05:33How long?
05:34The team is getting a bit desperate,
05:35but I've got an idea.
05:37It would seem that the professor's in charge down here, Captain.
05:40Yes, well, he does have a job to do, sir.
05:42I think it's best to let him get on with it.
05:44Don't you?
05:45Hmm.
05:46Yes, well, as I say, when I came to,
05:49there was no sign of the Yeti,
05:50so I wandered around a bit, got lost, and saw the fungus.
05:54You've seen it, then?
05:55Oh, foul stuff.
05:56Oh, it was the intelligence, all right.
05:58Not me, then.
05:59Huh?
06:00Well, what do you mean?
06:01From what Victoria said,
06:03you had one or two suspicions about me.
06:05Rubbish, my dear fellow.
06:07Whatever gave me that idea, Victoria?
06:09Everything's so ridiculous in all my life.
06:12So you did hear us talking, then?
06:15Yes.
06:15Oh, that?
06:16Well, it was only just idle chatter.
06:20Yes, it was the intelligence that brought you here, all right.
06:22But why?
06:23That's what I can't understand.
06:24Why?
06:25Yes.
06:26Well, you've given it a slip, Doctor.
06:28It doesn't know where you are yet.
06:30Hope it hasn't caught Jamie.
06:46See?
06:47Pause.
06:49They're on the central line, now, then.
06:50Right, come on.
06:51Wait a minute.
06:52What is it?
06:53That's in.
06:54You want a bar of chocolate, that's all.
06:55Oh, that's it, sir?
06:56Oh, don't be so daft.
06:57Those beasties might be right behind us, now.
06:59Come on.
06:59Oh, less walking.
07:01It couldn't be down here at all, then, you know.
07:03Drive around.
07:11Well, there's no peek.
07:13Don't you understand, Sergeant?
07:15I've got to get out of here.
07:17Well, I don't see as I can put it any clearer, sir.
07:19We're here at Gouge Street, right?
07:21And the fungus has gone all the way around the circle line.
07:24Yes, I know that, man.
07:25But, well, these other tunnels, the northern line, the central line, I mean, they're not
07:30filled, are they?
07:31No, sir.
07:31They must be on a different level from the circle line.
07:33I mean, well, I mean, it's absolutely simple.
07:35We go out under the stuff.
07:36Now, look, sir.
07:37You know we've already lost two men trying to do that.
07:40The influence of this fungus extends through the earth, both downwards and up.
07:43Believe me, sir, we're trapped.
07:45But I've got to get out.
07:46You see, my reports are so important.
07:48I mean, I mean, the world must know what's going on down here.
07:51I mean, well, there must be a way out.
07:54The surface.
07:55What's on the surface?
07:56Well, there's a ground-level door in Stringer Street, sir.
07:59Of course, of course, of course.
08:00Thank you, Sergeant.
08:04He's a nutter.
08:05Huh.
08:06You're telling me?
08:08Can't even get my rank right.
08:10Yeah, I noticed that, Sergeant.
08:12Cheeky.
08:13But how that's what I can't understand.
08:16What brought the intelligence back again?
08:18Oh, it was my wretched curiosity, I'm afraid.
08:21You see, when I came back from Tibet, I brought quite a bit of stuff with me.
08:24You know, broken yeti bits of controlled spheres and things like that.
08:29Oh, the monk's very too glad to see the back of it.
08:32Yes, and then, my dear fellow, one of the controlled spheres was intact.
08:38So, naturally, I wanted to find out how it worked.
08:41Oh, dear.
08:42And I fiddled with the thing on and off for years, and then one day...
08:45Don't tell me it just disappeared.
08:47Oh.
08:47Yes.
08:48Well, presumably, once the sphere started working, the intelligence just homed on it.
08:53Yes, and with a fully functional yeti, well, it was a ready-made pair of hands for the intelligence.
08:59Sorry to interrupt, Professor, but Colonel Lethbridge-Stewart has decided to hold a briefing.
09:03He'd like you all to attend.
09:05A briefing?
09:06I mean, not in the army yet, Captain.
09:08Yes, I know that, Miss Travers, but now that he's taken over command,
09:12he thinks it would be the simplest way of being put in the picture.
09:15Yeah, splendid idea.
09:16Might help you too, Doctor.
09:17Now, come on, I'd like to show you the layout as I'm...
09:18You'll just make your way to the common room.
09:20You'll find that he's waiting for you.
09:21Captain, any news of Jamie?
09:24No.
09:25No, I'm afraid not.
09:31Come on, Boyle.
09:32Not far to Chancery Lane now.
09:34Are you in a hurry all of a sudden?
09:35Aye, well, I've got it all worked out.
09:37See, next station's where I'm getting off.
09:39What?
09:40Why?
09:41Last time, the Yeti were at Urban Station.
09:44So I reckon if I can get out of Chancery Lane,
09:46I'm happy to reach my lorry.
09:47So you remember what you said then?
09:49You're not going back to HQ?
09:50No.
09:51That'd be more of an entrance, I would.
09:53Anyway, I'm not supposed to be down there.
09:55I'm a driver, I am.
09:57Aye, there is another one I could use.
09:58Look, all you want to do is see your own skin.
10:01Well, it's the only one I got.
10:03Look, Boyle, they don't stand a chance back there.
10:05Oh, bet with me now, Boyle, the going's good.
10:07No.
10:11You've got to take care of number one in this world.
10:13You learn.
10:14I'm getting out of these tunnels fast.
10:16So this was the situation on the 5th.
10:19Next slide, Blake.
10:21Ah, yes, sir.
10:22This will give you a better idea.
10:24You can see the fog or mist very clearly.
10:27This mist, does it do anything?
10:28I mean, is it poisonous or anything?
10:30No, no, no, no.
10:30But if anybody goes into it, they just...
10:33Well, they just don't come out again.
10:35As soon as the effect of the mist was known,
10:36this whole area was cordoned off.
10:38But by the 6th, the area had expanded
10:41to include South Ken tube station.
10:43I'd carry on, Knight.
10:45Sir, next slide, please, Blake.
10:48Now, you see how quickly it was spreading.
10:50Ah, yes, that'll be the 7th,
10:51the day the fungus was first reported in the Underground.
10:53The tube system had to be abandoned, of course.
10:55Any sign of the Yeti by this date?
10:57No.
10:58They weren't sighted until the 9th.
11:00Next slide.
11:02Ah, yes.
11:04I thought I wasn't mistaken.
11:07Those Yeti have changed in appearance.
11:09Look.
11:10Why, yes, I see what you mean.
11:11It's a sort of Mark II, isn't it?
11:14Yes, very interesting.
11:15I don't know how the intelligent...
11:16Gentlemen, I'm sorry.
11:17Sorry.
11:18Now, by this time, the fungus below ground
11:20and the fog above had both extended.
11:22Slide.
11:24Ah, yes, that's it.
11:26Now, notice this thin area of mist linking the two arms.
11:31I think we must now assume
11:32that this mist covers the entire area enclosed by the circle line.
11:36We had any success against it yet?
11:38No.
11:38We've tried chemicals, flamethrowers, explosives, all to no avail.
11:42That's why we're dependent on you three coming up with the answers.
11:45If you fail, London's finished.
11:47England itself, perhaps.
11:49Now, the Army will, of course, give you all the support you need.
11:52Tell me, Miss Travers, what progress have you made so far?
11:54Well, my father and I think we might be able
11:56to jam the transmissions to the Yeti.
11:58What we really need is some additional equipment.
12:01Night.
12:01Well, sir, the main problem has been lack of communication.
12:04As you know, this fog absorbs all radio waves.
12:07What about telephones?
12:08All right for a while, but the Yeti soon destroyed them.
12:11We've laid a couple of lines ourselves between here and Holborn,
12:14but I don't know how long they last.
12:16Ah!
12:17General Lethbridge, Stuart.
12:19What is it, Mr. Chorley?
12:20We're in the middle of a briefing.
12:21Yes, so I see.
12:23Did you know about this door to the surface?
12:25A helicopter could lift us all out.
12:27Could it?
12:28Always assuming we could make contact with the outside world,
12:31which we can't,
12:32how do you imagine they would find us in that mist?
12:34Sit down, please.
12:35Look, Colonel, I resent your tone.
12:37You seem to forget that I'm here as a representative of the press,
12:39and as such...
12:40And as such, Mr. Chorley,
12:41you are no more than a passenger.
12:43Staff, lights, please.
12:44Yes.
12:46All right.
12:48Sorry about it.
12:49Press.
12:50Right.
12:50Let's get down to some constructive thinking.
12:55Ah, Weems.
12:56Weems, I'd like some information later.
12:58Sir?
12:59Now, would I be right in thinking
13:00there are a lot of very tall buildings in this area?
13:03Well, the post office tower, that ain't far away.
13:05The post office tower, yes.
13:07Do you think that's above the mist?
13:08Well, I wouldn't know about that, so would I?
13:11Where is it in relation to the circle line?
13:14Come on, man.
13:14Where is it?
13:19Well, it's about here.
13:22Craggy.
13:24Where?
13:24Can you see, it's that fungus stuff.
13:26It's doing it up again.
13:27I've got a children, Colonel.
13:50Oh, you gave me a fright there for a minute, boy.
13:52I thought you were supposed to be...
13:54Aye, well, I changed my mind, see.
13:57Quite right you were.
13:59I can't leave your mates when you're in trouble, can you?
14:00Aye.
14:01Oh, well, I mean, you wouldn't be right with it.
14:03Well, what was it like up top, then?
14:06Don't know.
14:08Oh, well, between you and me, we couldn't get out, see.
14:11The gates were locked.
14:13Come on.
14:14Aye, let's get over to HQ.
14:15At least we'll be safe there.
14:19Queensway, Lancaster Gate, Strand, Chancery Lane,
14:22all in a half hour, and it's creeping in all the time.
14:26How long do you think we've got, Professor?
14:27Ah, it's difficult to say.
14:28Well, at this rate, a couple of hours at the most.
14:31Look, Colonel, you've got to do something.
14:33We can't just stand here waiting, can we?
14:34Ah, Mr. Chorley, you'd like to help, wouldn't you?
14:37Well, I'm...
14:37Yes, of course you would.
14:38Now, look, I'll tell you what I want you to do.
14:39We shall all be rushing about a bit.
14:41So what I want you to do is to wait in the common room.
14:43Act as a sort of liaison, obviously.
14:45You could do that, couldn't you?
14:45Oh, I don't know.
14:46Yes, of course you could.
14:46Off you go.
14:47We'll all report progress to you personally.
14:49What do you mean, coordinate things?
14:51Yes, that's it.
14:51Go, Blake.
14:52So, see that Mr. Chorley has everything he needs.
14:55Desk, comfortable chair, plenty of paper and so on.
14:57So, off you go.
15:02All right, that's enough diplomacy for one day.
15:05Now, let's get down to some practical soldiering.
15:08Doctor, you've been very quiet.
15:09Any ideas?
15:10Well, as far as I can see, what we most need is time.
15:12Now, if we were to blow the tunnel here just about Goode Street, we could seal ourselves
15:16in for a bit.
15:17Good.
15:18Practical suggestion.
15:19Sir, have we got any explosives?
15:20Oh, it is a bit, sir.
15:21Enough to blow the tunnel.
15:22Just about enough, sir.
15:23The trouble is, every time we lay the charges, the Yeti cocoon nut.
15:27I thought of that.
15:27Got anything on wheels?
15:29Something will run along a track.
15:30Yes, yes.
15:31There's a baggage trolley.
15:32I think it's beside the stairs.
15:34Go and see.
15:34Would you, sir?
15:35Yes, sir.
15:35Be the wrong gauge, of course.
15:37We'll still fix that, though, sir.
15:39What's the plan?
15:40Well, simple enough, we lay the...
15:42explosives on the trolley and set a triggering device and then blow it up while it's on the
15:46move.
15:46Yes.
15:47Yes, that should work.
15:48Come on, Travers.
15:49Let's fix up this detonator.
15:51I think I'll take the opportunity to have a look around the place.
15:54Let me know when you've got the trolley organized, sir.
16:00Glad to see we're doing something active at last, sir.
16:03Yes.
16:05Let's hope that it works.
16:08It had better.
16:25You've seen those scenes before, Victoria?
16:28Yes.
16:29I remember them in Tibet.
16:31The intelligence used them to guide the robot yeti.
16:35Ah, there you are, Victoria.
16:36I've been looking for you everywhere.
16:38Oh, my word.
16:39That looks familiar.
16:41It doesn't work, does it?
16:42No, neither do the other three.
16:44Three?
16:45Only two.
16:46Oh, that's funny.
16:47There's one missing.
16:49I wonder where that's got to.
17:18Doctor, sorry to have been so long.
17:20When I've got your blowing up thing, I mean, Jake.
17:21Here we are.
17:22Good.
17:22Fine.
17:23This should do the trick.
17:24It's both timing and contact.
17:25Well, I think Victoria's right.
17:28What the hell are you talking about?
17:29The explosion.
17:30We'll be cut off all right, but so will Jamie.
17:33Don't you see?
17:33He'll be trapped.
18:02And this will explode.
18:04in 60 seconds.
18:06Just push the trolley down the gradient,
18:08and that should give you enough time to get clear.
18:09Yes, but supposedly yeti stop it before it goes off.
18:12Well, if it comes into contact with him,
18:13I think it'll blow up at once.
18:19We've got the trolley on the line, sir.
18:20Ah, thank you, staff.
18:21Funny thing, though, sir, the main door was open.
18:25Open?
18:26Yes, sir.
18:26Are you sure about that?
18:27Yes, sir.
18:27So, sorry to interrupt, sir, but I've found this.
18:29What is it?
18:30Well, it's the padlock from the explosive store, sir.
18:32And this thing was with it.
18:34Did you see inside?
18:35No, I thought best not.
18:36I left lane on guard, sir.
18:38Come on.
18:38Take it off.
18:41Here, let's have a look at that thing.
18:43Yeah.
18:47Start close that door, will you?
18:48Quiet, sir.
18:53Well, it seems quiet enough.
18:56You think there is something in there?
18:58There's only one way of finding out, isn't there?
19:05Shut it!
19:11Well, now we know.
19:13How are we going to blow up the tunnel now?
19:15Don't worry, Victoria.
19:17The doctor promised you wouldn't blow the tunnel until the very last moment.
19:21Yes, but Jamie...
19:22Jamie might be a lot safer than you or I at this moment.
19:24Have you thought of that?
19:26Safe?
19:26But how?
19:28Perhaps he was right off the circle line by the time it closed up.
19:31Oh, do you really think so?
19:32Of course.
19:33Ah, don't you worry, my dear, why the doctor will find a way.
19:36Why, once we've blown the tunnels and sealed ourselves off,
19:38we'll be able to get on with the job in hand.
19:41Why, with Anne's technical knowledge and the doctor and I,
19:45the intelligence won't stand a chance.
19:48The Yeti have dealt with the explosives here,
19:50and I'm willing to bet they'll do the same with those at Hoban as well.
19:53Maybe.
19:54I think you're wasting your time now, Colonel.
19:57Yes.
19:57Still, at least there's a chance.
19:59We must check.
20:02Search completed, sir.
20:03Headquarters all clear.
20:05No sign of Yeti.
20:06Good.
20:06Captain Knight got the men ready?
20:07Yes, sir.
20:08Well, tell Captain Knight to staff, will you?
20:09Yes, sir.
20:10You and I will follow on behind staff.
20:11Sir.
20:12Oh, better tell the professor we're leaving.
20:14Yes, sir.
20:15What about Mr. Chorley?
20:17No.
20:18Less he knows, the better.
20:20Right.
20:22Right, I shall be leaving four men behind here.
20:24You'll be quite safe, Doctor.
20:26Will I?
20:27What?
20:29Someone here is in league with the Yeti.
20:33Maybe even controlling them.
20:35What?
20:36The main door didn't open by itself, did it?
20:41It may be any one of us.
20:43Me, perhaps?
20:45Perhaps.
20:46Or even you.
20:53It's at Coffin Garden, you say?
20:55That's where we landed.
20:57Ah, this is ridiculous.
20:58You can't land at an underground station?
21:00Tardis can.
21:02It's not an ordinary sort of craft.
21:04Look.
21:05Look.
21:06You say it can get us out of here.
21:08Yes.
21:09But the Doctor wouldn't go without Jamie.
21:12Now they're going to blow up the tunnel.
21:13I don't see that we're going to...
21:14Blur up the tunnel?
21:15Blur up the tunnel?
21:16Well, then we'll never get out of here.
21:19And the Doctor won't leave until Jamie gets back, eh?
21:22Hmm?
21:23Oh!
21:25Oh, there you are, Doctor.
21:26We were just talking about you.
21:27I hadn't realised what was going on.
21:29Oh?
21:30No.
21:36What's the matter with him?
21:37He doesn't want them to blow up the tunnel.
21:39Well, it's too late.
21:40They've already left.
21:42Wait a minute.
21:44Why doesn't he want them to blow up the tunnel?
21:45He thinks he'll be cut off from the Tardis.
21:48You didn't tell him about the Tardis, did you?
21:50Oh, dear.
21:51Oh, no.
21:52No, do you think that...
21:53Yes, I do think.
21:54Oh, but...
21:55There you are.
21:55It's locked.
21:56Oh.
21:57Victoria!
22:01They're left already.
22:03Yeah, we've passed them a while back.
22:04Aye, off to Auburn, they were.
22:05Over there.
22:07Right.
22:08Before you go, sir, could you tell me where...
22:16I was so worried about Jamie!
22:24Jamie!
22:25Doctor!
22:26I'm not saying!
22:26I'm not saying!
22:27I'm not saying!
22:40This was his idea.
22:42Well, shall I go and get him?
22:45Wait here.
22:47Father, no!
22:59Wait!
23:02Wait!
23:03Wait!
23:05What?
23:07What?
23:18what
23:21good lord
23:49good lord
24:16good lord