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00:00:10Today I look better than yesterday, but less handsome than tomorrow.
00:00:30I saw what it was and your knowledge, I only stare attentively, my devi di, dai non meschini, studierò pape domani dad,
00:00:45Goberò se vuoi domani lo scuro però, fammi dire piperò di papa.
00:01:14Don't worry, life is better if you don't.
00:01:22Sing insieme a me, nipossi, non c'è da pensa, quelli da fatti a posta, me non te fatti a
00:01:31Matti.
00:01:32Non te fa fregare, sing insieme a me, guarding più che faremi giù.
00:01:41Puoi verrà domani, nessuno knows it, alla vita è meglio da ieder tu.
00:01:48Sing insieme a me, saving più che fatti a me, saving più che faremi giù.
00:02:07Corficio tensa.
00:02:13Hey, Yeti.
00:02:14Hey, where are you going to the zoo?
00:02:17Yeah.
00:02:17And what cage are they going to put you in?
00:02:20Less joking around, Jaimito.
00:02:21One of these days I'm going to take it down and I'm going to piss you off.
00:02:24Be quiet.
00:02:24If you're not more polite, I won't bring you peanuts or popcorn.
00:02:28Look at the...
00:02:30Hello, Jaimito.
00:02:31Who is it?
00:02:32Oh, hi, Titi.
00:02:33Were you hit by a motorcycle?
00:02:34No rushing, I've prepared for the exams.
00:02:36I won't bore you with the details about the exams.
00:02:37I won't ramble on, I'm a genius.
00:02:39It's the latest trend in distance learning.
00:02:41We'll miss the bus.
00:02:42The Yeti has looked in the mirror and is furious.
00:02:45We'll walk, but we won't have a coffee first.
00:02:48Good morning.
00:02:49In the morning.
00:02:51Hey, Paco.
00:02:52Hey.
00:02:52Two coffees with milk.
00:02:54But don't put plaster on milk green.
00:02:56Sure, as an example.
00:03:10Shameless!
00:03:12He's going to screw his holy father over.
00:03:15But what has he done to her?
00:03:16It wasn't me.
00:03:17And me? Can't you see?
00:03:18I'm gay and also one-armed.
00:03:19Well, I could swear it wasn't me.
00:03:24Jaimito, have you seen that dog?
00:03:25It resembles yours in the way it moves its tail.
00:03:28And in the hunger he has.
00:03:29Do you know that I've lost it and haven't found it?
00:03:31Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
00:03:33I wouldn't read it, the poor thing is the alphabet.
00:03:36Don't cry, kid, don't worry.
00:03:38Your dog will come back.
00:03:39I lost mine a month ago in Naples.
00:03:41Oh, really?
00:03:41What happened?
00:03:42Well, he simply walked all the way to Rome and covered 300 kilometers.
00:03:45He went home all by himself, without a single traffic ticket, and arrived smiling.
00:03:49That's not a dog, that's a marathon runner.
00:03:51Do you think you don't know?
00:03:52Dogs have a very keen sense of smell, it's incredible.
00:03:55They smell like their owners even when they are 300 kilometers away.
00:03:59What do you think?
00:04:00That you have bathed them since the midwife washed them.
00:04:02Because?
00:04:03Because if his dog smelled him from Naples,
00:04:05You must stink worse than a public urinal.
00:04:07Good night!
00:04:11Good morning, Alfonso.
00:04:13Don't work so much.
00:04:15True to form, always so punctual, huh?
00:04:17But don't scold me, man.
00:04:19Can't you see I'm feeling a bit under the weather?
00:04:21Yes, from the brain.
00:04:22I think you'll do the look at school.
00:04:25If donkeys could fly, you'd be a rector.
00:04:29He was a saint to you and by your side.
00:04:32Alfonsito.
00:04:33That?
00:04:33Carapito!
00:04:51You're a genius, Caimito.
00:04:53What would you manage, kid?
00:04:55No, this girl.
00:04:56He thinks that my girlfriend or his ring looks like a body.
00:04:59And did you see him doing it?
00:05:01No, I haven't seen it myself.
00:05:03But I've seen the nicotine machines they steal from their mutants.
00:05:12It's the school inspector's bone.
00:05:14We've messed up.
00:05:16Caprori?
00:05:18You won't be able to copy, they'll argue.
00:05:23You shouldn't smoke.
00:05:25At your age, tobacco is a poison.
00:05:27At my age, you say?
00:05:28Well, this is nothing.
00:05:30By the age of seven, she already had three boyfriends at the same time.
00:05:33What a kid.
00:05:34And how could you attend to all three at the same time?
00:05:36I don't remember because I was always there.
00:05:38Either drunk or high.
00:05:40Enough is enough!
00:05:42Inside!
00:05:42To class!
00:05:47Inspector, it's a shame to throw it away.
00:05:49Do you smoke it?
00:05:51It's intolerable!
00:05:55Oh, Miss Lorati.
00:05:56Excuse me, inspector.
00:05:57I know you arrived late, but the traffic is terrible because of the rain.
00:06:00Awful!
00:06:01Awful!
00:06:02Let's go in now.
00:06:06Good morning, child!
00:06:07Good morning!
00:06:08Sit down, sit down!
00:06:09Thank you!
00:06:15Help me with the bag, man!
00:06:17I can't do it with my arm...
00:06:18Alright.
00:06:19Thanks, huh?
00:06:20Thank you.
00:06:23Jaimito, write down everything you know.
00:06:25The chop will cost you five thousand lire.
00:06:27Expensive!
00:06:27They're like lentils.
00:06:28Do you take them or leave them?
00:06:29No.
00:06:30Say goodbye until September!
00:06:32Silence!
00:06:33This is not a madhouse.
00:06:34Of course, if it were a mental asylum, she'd be top of the class.
00:06:37Why are they arguing?
00:06:38You amaze me, Lorati.
00:06:39You don't know them, dear inspector.
00:06:42Some are not their mother's children.
00:06:43Be quiet, miss!
00:06:44Yes, he's quiet because you're here!
00:06:46Some days that parrot gives us a whole recital of swear words and profanity.
00:06:51Parrot, me!
00:06:52Enough!
00:06:53But are you really going to believe that son of Attila?
00:06:55Enough!
00:06:56I'll open a file on you, miss.
00:06:59Go hard on her!
00:07:00That idiot inspector is starting to grow on me.
00:07:02Dear children.
00:07:06I suppose they are aware of how extremely important these exams are.
00:07:10And that I'm one of those who fail.
00:07:14I warned you!
00:07:18Since he can't, my father kicks me in the liver.
00:07:21Will he like foie gras pâté?
00:07:22Write.
00:07:25Issue?
00:07:28Talk about Napoleon.
00:07:30No!
00:07:30I don't like to gossip!
00:07:52Are you there?
00:07:53Hey, Jaimito, can you hear me?
00:07:55Here, Naranjito.
00:07:57Here, Naranjito.
00:07:58I await instructions.
00:07:59Change.
00:08:00Naranjito, here, J.R.
00:08:02I welcome you perfectly.
00:08:04Listen, the topic is Napoleon.
00:08:07Relax, J.R.
00:08:08I'm sure you'll get top marks with that Napoleon.
00:08:11Otherwise, I'll hang myself.
00:08:12Grandpa, I'm afraid they'll find out.
00:08:14I'm going to the restroom for a moment.
00:08:16I'm closing.
00:08:18Let's see where the history book is.
00:08:21Let's hope Jaimito didn't use it as toilet paper.
00:08:24as he did with the math one.
00:08:26Piece of bulacan, dog.
00:08:28You are a Herod.
00:08:30Hey?
00:08:30That's how you treat a newborn.
00:08:32What are you saying, ma'am?
00:08:34So that there aren't any terrorists and rapists afterwards.
00:08:37Ma'am, there is no child in the stroller.
00:08:39That's Napoleon.
00:08:41Napoleon.
00:08:42Hitler should be here to shoot him.
00:08:44Do me a favor, lovely lady.
00:08:46Why doesn't he just go back to his damn house?
00:08:50That hat suits you very well, miss.
00:08:52Miss.
00:08:53What do you want, Jaimito?
00:08:55Either I'm going to build a flat or I'm going to explode.
00:08:57That won't happen.
00:08:59No?
00:09:00Well, I'm screwed...
00:09:01What's happening?
00:09:01During the exam, not even your guardian angel leaves this room.
00:09:04So, if I don't finish this topic in two minutes, I'm going to pee my pants.
00:09:07To your place.
00:09:08With or without a whistle.
00:09:09What's this "silvidito" thing?
00:09:10This!
00:09:12Well then, let's begin.
00:09:14You realize it, professor.
00:09:15He is the son of Atina.
00:09:19Here, Naranjito.
00:09:21J.R., are you listening?
00:09:23Hey, Naranjito, the toilet trick failed.
00:09:25Come on, start lengthening.
00:09:27Who was Napoleon?
00:09:28One that's in all the Malicobios, right?
00:09:30Short!
00:09:30But, Jaimito.
00:09:32Come on, don't tell me you don't know who Napoleon was.
00:09:36Well, I'll tell you, grandpa.
00:09:38Come on, hurry up or we'll be here until the grapes are out.
00:09:41Napoleon Bonaparte was born on the island of Corsica.
00:09:44Hey, Napoleon had it interspersed.
00:09:46It's not written here, but this book must be wrong.
00:09:50Yes, wrong.
00:09:53What I do?
00:09:54What did that guy do?
00:09:56Due to its countless...
00:09:58Because of his countless victories.
00:10:00He is considered one of the greatest generals in history.
00:10:04The greatest in history?
00:10:05How many meters long was it?
00:10:06Four meters?
00:10:06What an idiot you are.
00:10:08Hey, without sweating.
00:10:10Okay, I'll continue.
00:10:14And that's why he's wanted all over the world.
00:10:17Drug traffic.
00:10:18Orange blossom trafficking.
00:10:19Clear your voice a little.
00:10:21Now I can hear very badly.
00:10:23Hard drugs, right?
00:10:24He plans to plant several bombs at the World Cup.
00:10:27Did he have himself crowned emperor?
00:10:29He was crowned emperor by Pope Pius VII.
00:10:33We caught him along with twenty other women.
00:10:35Fulanas, says faggots and eleven sausages, but he escaped.
00:10:40And he died in Saint Helena.
00:10:42Hey?
00:10:43Saint Helena?
00:10:44About what?
00:10:45Was it diarrhea or drunkenness?
00:10:47If he resists, they have given orders to riddle him with bullets.
00:10:50They have given orders to riddle him with bullets.
00:10:53That's enough.
00:10:54When the teachers read it, they'll have a fit.
00:10:57You've earned a joint.
00:10:58They will all pass.
00:10:59Like Napoleon, cartoons come out of the TV.
00:11:01You're Jaimito the Fast.
00:11:02They'll give you a 10.
00:11:04Don't forget to mention that Napoleon is the patron saint of lunatics.
00:11:10Look, look no, they are my favorite students.
00:11:12Here you go, miss!
00:11:14Let's see.
00:11:15Very good.
00:11:16Very good, kid.
00:11:17You should be fully prepared to have finished by now.
00:11:20It's written all over your face that you're intelligent.
00:11:22I'm the best!
00:11:23And that's because I'm missing an arm, otherwise...
00:11:26Can I leave now?
00:11:27Yes, yes, Jaimito, go away.
00:11:28Grab your wallet and leave.
00:11:30Titi, bring me the hair shirt!
00:11:32Immediately.
00:11:33Congratulations.
00:11:34Thank you.
00:11:35Here you go, Jaimito.
00:11:35Thanks, buddy.
00:11:37I'm a fan of magic.
00:11:40Inspector, do you have a heart condition?
00:11:42No, not me.
00:11:43Because?
00:11:44Last year a teacher died of a heart attack
00:11:46reading Jaimito's exam.
00:11:48Read, read.
00:11:49How exaggerated.
00:11:50Yeah.
00:11:52Napoleon Bonaparte was born in Corsica.
00:11:54He is considered one of the greatest generals in history.
00:11:59Because of his victories, he is considered a military genius.
00:12:03So far, so good.
00:12:04And that's why he's wanted all over the world.
00:12:06For being idiots and for trafficking hard drugs.
00:12:11He plans to plant a bomb at the World Cup football championship.
00:12:15He was crowned emperor by Pope Pius VII
00:12:18along with 20 flats, 15 faggots and 11 sausages.
00:12:23He died in Santa Elena and if he resists there are orders to riddle him with bullets.
00:12:26There!
00:12:27That table is so baroque!
00:12:36Hey!
00:12:37Keep your hands to yourself!
00:12:38This arm is haunted, I swear.
00:12:40It drags on whenever it feels like it.
00:12:42Come on, help me put it in place.
00:12:43Go on.
00:12:44Bang!
00:12:45Hey?
00:12:46Go on, keep going.
00:12:50Where are you?
00:12:54Gaimito!
00:12:54Dad!
00:12:55This year is outstanding!
00:12:57I've given an exam that must have driven the inspector crazy with joy.
00:13:00It's approved if you see Lourdes on her knees.
00:13:01Did you know that Napoleon was a drug dealer like you?
00:13:04Hang up!
00:13:05All I know about Napoleon is that he was a very short guy.
00:13:06Yes, besides not washing his belly, he had relationships with whores, faggots, and crooks.
00:13:11Quite a circle of friends, huh, Dad?
00:13:13What a scoundrel he was.
00:13:14Go take this donkey steak to the shoemaker, he's been waiting for it for half an hour.
00:13:17I'm going as a reseller!
00:13:19It was about time, man.
00:13:20Their beef fillet and vegetables are worm and cockroach proof.
00:13:23Thank you, Caimito.
00:13:24My mouth is watering.
00:13:41Oh, my mother!
00:13:43A cannibal!
00:13:43What does this idea mean?
00:13:44Good!
00:13:45I'm here now, and I'll bring you the menu or the customer list.
00:13:50We have them very chubby.
00:13:51Look at that one, for example.
00:13:59I want elephant paella.
00:14:00With or without rice.
00:14:02Hey?
00:14:02Double.
00:14:03Jaimito!
00:14:04Yeah?
00:14:04You know what I'm saying?
00:14:05I've eaten better than this.
00:14:07If possible.
00:14:08But I bet a thousand lire it wasn't in this restaurant.
00:14:11Sorry, I'll be right back.
00:14:18Don't be rude!
00:14:19You don't need that demonstration to tell me the steak is tough.
00:14:22If I bring two more for the holes in my shoes.
00:14:25And also your butthole.
00:14:27He's around here somewhere.
00:14:28I'm going easy!
00:14:30Do you want to be the lord?
00:14:31Bring me something else.
00:14:32This is inedible.
00:14:33It's disgusting.
00:14:34I'll go to the kitchen to see if there's anything left in the trash can.
00:14:37Hey!
00:14:38There are no four!
00:14:39I have tuberculosis.
00:14:40Besides, I haven't washed in a month.
00:14:42Ah!
00:14:43Why doesn't he bite into this one?
00:14:45It's delicious.
00:14:46Look!
00:14:46What a car!
00:14:47Ah!
00:14:48This menu is wonderful.
00:14:50Luestra's cuisine is international!
00:14:52Even cannibals come here to eat!
00:14:54Take!
00:14:54Add three and two.
00:14:55Yeah.
00:14:56I have an exam tomorrow.
00:14:57And?
00:14:58Could that amount damage my brain?
00:15:01We'll start with the group's questions.
00:15:02Good.
00:15:04Good morning.
00:15:05We'll see about that.
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:07Come on, sit down.
00:15:11Here?
00:15:12Well.
00:15:27Your history exam is a disaster.
00:15:30A disaster?
00:15:31I have contributed new information to Napoleon's biography.
00:15:34We have read it.
00:15:35We have read it.
00:15:36That's it.
00:15:37And we've had to take pills for our nerves.
00:15:40If we start offending each other, I'm out of here.
00:15:43Because I know myself very well and I know I have a very bad temper.
00:15:46This could end in disaster.
00:15:48Hey?
00:15:49Shall we begin?
00:15:50OK.
00:15:52Go to the whiteboard.
00:15:53Write an algebraic expression.
00:15:55Whichever one you like best.
00:15:56What a bad idea.
00:16:00Little chorizo.
00:16:02Algebraic?
00:16:06Do we have to go to the paraplacar?
00:16:11It will be useless.
00:16:12Yes, absolutely.
00:16:13Do you want to see it too?
00:16:14No, isn't it a lost cause?
00:16:17Absolutely.
00:16:27Okay, that's it.
00:16:32And what is that?
00:16:35What hieroglyph is that?
00:16:36The expression...
00:16:37Algebraic.
00:16:38Exactly, what you thought, right?
00:16:40And what does it mean?
00:16:41But it's a piece of cake.
00:16:43Look, the less I have,
00:16:46I have less than I need.
00:16:48And to have more, have less.
00:16:51I have much less of what I need.
00:16:53And since I more or less have...
00:16:55Do I have the same?
00:16:57Do I still have nothing?
00:16:58And he even signed it.
00:17:00Logical.
00:17:01Sit back down, Einstein.
00:17:04And these fossils get angry.
00:17:06So, how could I get angry?
00:17:07Okay, gentlemen.
00:17:08Shall we continue with geography?
00:17:10Yes, yes.
00:17:11What is the capital of Italy?
00:17:14But, man.
00:17:15Which one will it be?
00:17:16Vatican City?
00:17:20What do you think?
00:17:21I'm amazed.
00:17:22And the capital of France,
00:17:24France's is Paris.
00:17:25Give light!
00:17:26Because that's where babies come from.
00:17:29He's a little nervous, poor thing.
00:17:31No, no, no, no!
00:17:32No, no, no!
00:17:33No, no, no!
00:17:33Oh, no!
00:17:34I'm meeting at the perimeter!
00:17:35No, no, no!
00:17:38No no!
00:17:39No no!
00:17:53No no!
00:17:55No no!
00:18:21I'm sorry, but I can't find that perimeter.
00:18:24Let's see if it's been stolen.
00:18:26You don't even know how to find the perimeter.
00:18:29What's wrong with them?
00:18:30They lose the perimeter and blame me?
00:18:32On top of helping them look for him, they're picking on me.
00:18:35If I know, he doesn't see.
00:18:37Jaimito, I'm going to ask you a question.
00:18:39Make it easier, make it easier.
00:18:40Yeah.
00:18:40Do you want to continue with geography?
00:18:42What if it's just a whim?
00:18:43Let's see, tell me where Lake Titicaca is located.
00:18:47Does he intend to?
00:18:48Provoke me?
00:18:49Then he says that I'm the one with a dirty tongue.
00:18:51We'd better move on to zoology.
00:18:54Which animals fly the highest?
00:18:56Lice.
00:18:58Lice?
00:18:59Yes, the pilots' lice.
00:19:01Calm.
00:19:03Do you want to fail?
00:19:05So tell me the difference between dictatorship and democracy.
00:19:08This is your last chance.
00:19:11Yeah.
00:19:13Well...
00:19:15Politicians in a dictatorship are products of that.
00:19:18In a democracy they're idiots.
00:19:20Democracy is the art of not pleasing anyone.
00:19:23Dictatorship is art.
00:19:25The supreme art, I dare say, of pleasing a few supporters.
00:19:29Sometimes only one, who is usually the one in charge.
00:19:32We can say that democracy is like a mother.
00:19:35She breastfeeds her children.
00:19:36And the shift to dictatorship is like a bad father who raises you.
00:19:41Happens!
00:19:41Do you have it clear now?
00:19:42Out!
00:19:43With or without Silvido.
00:19:44Get out of here!
00:19:45Well, now I'm useless.
00:19:48Get out of here!
00:19:51Get out of here!
00:19:53Have you seen which teachers?
00:19:55They're illiterate!
00:19:57You're misunderstood, Jaimito.
00:19:58You know what I'm saying?
00:20:00I've had the urge to vampirize them with one bite.
00:20:03He's coming!
00:20:05Hello!
00:20:07Tell me, how have you been, Jaimito?
00:20:08They're all three dictators!
00:20:10I've been suspended because they have me as a fan, and on top of that, I've been sent off!
00:20:13I already told you to look for a recommendation in life without a good godfather.
00:20:17What are you doing?
00:20:17Why are you scratching your panty liner separately?
00:20:19And when your grandfather grunts like that, it reminds me of a little pig.
00:20:23Well, that's nothing.
00:20:24Do you know what their specialty is?
00:20:25The howl of the wolf.
00:20:26Do you want to hear it?
00:20:27Wait!
00:20:28Grandpa, it's been ages since I told a story!
00:20:34Jaimito, I'm going home!
00:20:35Go to the restaurant and tell your father you've been expelled from school, okay?
00:20:39I'm not coming with you because I don't like blood.
00:20:42Bye bye!
00:20:42Goodbye, grandpa!
00:20:45Will my father remember that he is a UNICEF member?
00:20:47Come on, lubi.
00:20:50Your mother really did me a disservice!
00:20:51Now I understand why she died in childbirth.
00:20:53Can I go to night school?
00:20:54Yes, that way you'll have more time to mess with everyone.
00:20:57But I know what I have to do.
00:20:58You will hurt Groseto Interno.
00:21:00Hey, a room to make people tremble.
00:21:02Try it yourself and see if it makes your brain tremble!
00:21:04No, listen!
00:21:27Dad!
00:21:29Dad!
00:21:31Are you comfortable?
00:21:32Yes, very comfortable.
00:21:33Is the seat soft?
00:21:35Very soft.
00:21:36Aren't you on top of the wheel?
00:21:38No no.
00:21:39But you have a draft, huh?
00:21:41No, it couldn't be better.
00:21:43Thank you, son.
00:21:44Thank you so much.
00:21:45Dad, if you don't have electricity, if you're not on wheels and your seat is comfortable, why don't you
00:21:51Do you feel a draft here in the brackets and the seat is rubbing my butt against it?
00:21:54Oh, myth! Why don't you go and get some fresh air, huh?
00:21:57Okay, that's a good idea.
00:22:01Here, educate yourself.
00:22:03Wow, what a train.
00:22:05Hey, Superman?
00:22:06Hey, that's expensive!
00:22:08Where are you going?
00:22:09Why me being rude?
00:22:10Very good.
00:22:11Will you do me a favor?
00:22:12If I can.
00:22:16I can, I can, tell me.
00:22:18Soon I'll be falling asleep like a member of parliament.
00:22:21Understand.
00:22:22When we get to Chivita, come and wake me up.
00:22:24What is it?
00:22:25Because I absolutely have to get off there.
00:22:27Oh, really?
00:22:27Understood?
00:22:28Yes, very good.
00:22:29But I have a very bad awakening.
00:22:31When you wake me up I will insult you.
00:22:33I'll shit on your mother.
00:22:34I'll shake you up.
00:22:35But don't listen to me, okay?
00:22:37No.
00:22:37If necessary, you can wake me up by kicking me.
00:22:39Yeah.
00:22:40You can throw me off the train.
00:22:41Oh man.
00:22:41If I don't get off at Chivita, I'll lose a big business deal.
00:22:44Do you understand?
00:22:45Understood.
00:22:45Well, well.
00:22:46Go to sleep.
00:22:47Take it easy, I'll be right back...
00:22:49That's tough.
00:22:56What are you doing?
00:22:57If you took off your hat, I could scratch you better.
00:22:59When you scratch your butt and take off your pants...
00:23:10No smoking allowed.
00:23:11It is not prohibited in the hallway.
00:23:13There?
00:23:14Permission.
00:23:15Hey?
00:23:16Come on, mother, what a giraffe.
00:23:20One moment.
00:23:22What a torment, huh?
00:23:30One hour, I can't take it anymore.
00:23:33Put a plug in your mouth.
00:23:47I can't take it anymore.
00:24:20Excuse me, can I have a little bite?
00:24:25Ah!
00:24:26Ah!
00:24:30He has two years of fiancamento with your mother,
00:24:32che non c'è lasciato mai soli
00:24:33fine al beccaso sei tutta mia.
00:24:38This would be like that, you know?
00:24:42I feel a uragano.
00:24:45Enough, my joy!
00:24:49Excuse me!
00:24:51Excuse me, that's the second one!
00:24:52And I'm asking you.
00:24:53Close the door and leave.
00:24:55This is when I touch you.
00:24:58Beloved, still worried.
00:25:03Escovete.
00:25:05Sculpt.
00:25:06Prego.
00:25:15Fame an avvert the polaccio.
00:25:34Fame an avvert the polaccio.
00:26:10Fame an avvert the polaccio.
00:26:22The dog when it squirts, raises its tail.
00:26:25Ah, yes.
00:26:26What are you saying?
00:26:26I know.
00:26:27Allora, el cane arza la coda.
00:26:29The cat arza orecchie.
00:26:31Bravo.
00:26:31Magari may have another injury.
00:26:34A lesson.
00:26:35A lesson?
00:26:36Se vuole gliela faccio subito.
00:26:37Yeah.
00:27:06Allora, escuregge save three funghi.
00:27:08How rich you are when you have prepared pasta and fagioli.
00:27:11Eh, quella si chiama...
00:27:15Roberto Bracco.
00:27:16Enough.
00:27:17The congredo, non finite.
00:27:19Anzi no.
00:27:22Questa si chiama scureggia d'artista.
00:27:25E mi gato anno patutti, eh.
00:27:26No, no, yes.
00:27:28Ah, dad, there's something wrong.
00:27:32Hey, Dad.
00:27:34Daddy.
00:27:34Where are you?
00:27:34We've arrived.
00:27:35Where to?
00:27:36To Grosseto.
00:27:37Ah, you lower it, ma'am.
00:27:39No, I'm going to Genoa.
00:27:40Oh, that's a shame.
00:27:40Remember that you are a father.
00:27:41But hey, you can't go alone.
00:27:43No, you have to come with me.
00:27:44Hey, put it on.
00:27:45Because?
00:27:45In case the clouds part when they see you and a deluge begins.
00:27:48You're so ugly.
00:27:49If congas.
00:27:49Hurry, hurry, we'll stay on the train.
00:27:51Come on, walk, walk.
00:27:54What a nice boy.
00:27:56Grosseto, Grosseto station.
00:27:58Where are we?
00:27:59In Grosseto.
00:27:59In Grosseto?
00:28:00In Grosseto?
00:28:06If it hasn't broken down below.
00:28:08Hey, Jaimito, at boarding school I want you to behave like a little man.
00:28:11Sure.
00:28:13Swindler, wretch.
00:28:14Have you sunk me?
00:28:15This is an ass, it's an ass!
00:28:17But hey, leave my son alone.
00:28:19You are a murderer.
00:28:19Is he your son?
00:28:20Posquito de mi visto, le mata.
00:28:22I'll kill him!
00:28:23Jaimito, what did you say to this man?
00:28:24It's nothing, Dad!
00:28:26You should have seen the other guy I threw out the window in Chivitavecchia.
00:28:38Good morning.
00:28:41Hello.
00:28:42Do you want to enroll the child in school?
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45One moment.
00:28:50Forward.
00:28:52Is it trustworthy?
00:28:53It has the whole face of the dough.
00:28:55Don't worry, he's a piece of bread.
00:28:57Calm down, little dog.
00:28:58His son seems more dangerous than the dog.
00:29:01What do you want me to say?
00:29:02Don't worry, Camaleoni will take care of putting his head on his shoulders.
00:29:06And who is Camaleoni?
00:29:07The director.
00:29:08A birth.
00:29:09A great man.
00:29:11And a real bastard.
00:29:12Be quiet!
00:29:12You want to get kicked out before you even get in.
00:29:15Little boy, look closely at this dog.
00:29:19They collect algae from naughty children, especially those who want to escape.
00:29:24The director is upstairs.
00:29:26They can enter.
00:29:27This dog is a son of a bitch.
00:29:29Come on.
00:29:29Walk, walk.
00:29:33I want to leave, daddy.
00:29:35This is a concentration camp.
00:29:37But it's wonderful.
00:29:38Peace is in the air.
00:29:40Of course, it's a cemetery.
00:29:43Look at this marvel.
00:29:44Wonder.
00:29:49It looks like a pantheon.
00:29:50I haven't...
00:29:51What are you doing?
00:29:51Come here.
00:29:51Don't be dedicated.
00:29:52Come here.
00:29:53I'm going home, daddy.
00:29:56Why am I leaving?
00:29:57Where do I go?
00:29:58I shake you.
00:29:59Don't be dedicated.
00:30:39Hey there, Glasses!
00:30:40Hello.
00:30:41Are you also a prisoner of Camaleoni?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45Is the food good?
00:30:47No.
00:30:48And what's your name?
00:30:50Be quiet!
00:30:51What haven't I noticed that's strange?
00:30:53And?
00:30:53Nothing, man.
00:30:54My name is Jairito.
00:30:55I'll escape as soon as I can.
00:30:56What do you think about burning this dungeon down?
00:30:58Hey?
00:31:00Patience, Jaimito.
00:31:05And, Dad?
00:31:07Okay, Jaimito.
00:31:08I have to leave, son.
00:31:10They've taken a ton of money from me.
00:31:12Hey, Dad.
00:31:13Why don't you give it back and we both leave?
00:31:15You have to study to be a great little man.
00:31:16Oh, do I have to study?
00:31:18Goodbye, son.
00:31:19If I don't leave, I'll burst into tears.
00:31:20Yes, out of joy at being free of me.
00:31:22Goodbye, daddy.
00:31:23Bye bye.
00:31:25Try to behave yourself, okay?
00:31:27Yeah.
00:31:27And don't let me down.
00:31:28No.
00:31:29Or I'll kick you.
00:31:30Where?
00:31:33What's happening?
00:31:35It's you, come here.
00:31:36I am Professor Chameleon.
00:31:40Chameleon?
00:31:41What a name!
00:31:43This is a Nazi in disguise.
00:31:48Fermi.
00:31:50Sit down.
00:31:51Sit me down.
00:31:54Now I'm going to give you a short test
00:31:56to see what level of school knowledge you have.
00:32:01Tell me, when did Saint Peter die?
00:32:03No.
00:32:05He says that Saint Peter has died.
00:32:07Poor.
00:32:08I didn't even know I was sick.
00:32:13Hello, daddy.
00:32:15Hi, daddy.
00:32:19A filial kiss.
00:32:22You know what?
00:32:24I come from the Beauty Institute.
00:32:27It would be closed to you!
00:32:33No.
00:32:34He's a new student, isn't he, Dad?
00:32:37Yes, my dear.
00:32:40Let's continue.
00:32:41A very simple question.
00:32:45If you have 100,000 lire in one of your trouser pockets
00:32:48And in the other pocket you have 10,000 lire...
00:32:51How much do you have in total?
00:32:53Let's see.
00:32:54If I have 100,000 lire in my pocket
00:32:55and in the other 10,000 lire...
00:32:58I swear those pants are mine!
00:33:01Hey, beautiful!
00:33:05Silence!
00:33:06I want you to write a sentence
00:33:07that it be affirmative.
00:33:09Yes, you are a cuckold.
00:33:14Your father is the one who's been cuckolded.
00:33:16Of course it is.
00:33:17Of course.
00:33:17Let's say.
00:33:18Yes, very good.
00:33:18I'm going to tell you something.
00:33:20I am here, that's true.
00:33:21But do you know why?
00:33:22Because they have brought me strength.
00:33:24I'm like a prisoner.
00:33:26What are you saying, you insolent one?
00:33:27You and everyone else.
00:33:29This is your last chance.
00:33:31The last one, understood.
00:33:32And here they will take you to a correctional facility.
00:33:34Will you join us?
00:33:35Enough!
00:33:36That's more than enough for today.
00:33:39Accompany him to class.
00:33:40It will be a pleasure, Dad.
00:33:42And I, I...
00:33:43I don't need a nanny, do I?
00:33:45And especially not a wet nurse like this one.
00:33:47Wait!
00:33:50Just a moment, just a moment.
00:33:52I think I've forgotten something.
00:33:53My things, my things.
00:33:55At least let me put on something cool, okay?
00:33:59What's wrong, Shorty?
00:34:01Have you never seen a woman?
00:34:03Like you?
00:34:03Yes, yes, like me.
00:34:05Never.
00:34:05Only at the circus.
00:34:08Come on, nice guy.
00:34:09Wait.
00:34:10I think it still left something with me.
00:34:13Hey!
00:34:14One moment.
00:34:16Where are you taking me, huh?
00:34:18To class.
00:34:19So that you can learn a lot.
00:34:22You're bad.
00:34:24Mother, mother, mother!
00:34:25Where are you going with that?
00:34:26His father said to bring him some coffee.
00:34:28Ah, yes, yes.
00:34:29Go.
00:34:29You'll bring me coffee too, baby.
00:34:32Come on.
00:34:33Look, this is your class.
00:34:35You have to behave yourself, okay?
00:34:37I'll be very good.
00:34:46Hey, dude.
00:34:48Hello.
00:34:49And how are you doing in class?
00:34:51And you?
00:34:52Me with my feet?
00:34:55I am first in the class.
00:34:58We'd have to see it.
00:34:59How are you doing in geography?
00:35:00Good, very good.
00:35:02I know everything.
00:35:03Tell me, do you know China?
00:35:04I know her perfectly.
00:35:06So, what is its capital?
00:35:08It's lying there, Beijing.
00:35:10And its inhabitants?
00:35:12Its population is exactly 932,848,330, including those born yesterday.
00:35:22The names.
00:35:23I want to know the first and last names one by one.
00:35:26Hey?
00:35:28Little Johnny?
00:35:29That?
00:35:29Haven't you gone into class yet?
00:35:31It's because I'm allergic to chalk.
00:35:33Oh, how funny!
00:35:39Come on, come on!
00:35:41Thief!
00:35:43Good morning, everyone!
00:35:47Oh no!
00:35:48Here too.
00:35:50I resign, I resign.
00:35:54But isn't Kiki happy now?
00:35:57Be happy?
00:35:58This is the worst misfortune that could have happened to me.
00:36:00Don't say that, my dear Kiki.
00:36:02After the maid, you are the second surprise in this mansion.
00:36:07Sit in the first row.
00:36:08And don't bother the other classmates.
00:36:10Is that clear?
00:36:11Yeah.
00:36:13Hello, Gafita!
00:36:14Hello.
00:36:21Hello, Gafita!
00:36:34Tierino!
00:36:39What's more, what a bounce!
00:36:41Jaimito, you failed your education completely!
00:36:43Let's not start!
00:36:44Don't mess with me!
00:36:45Does your father wear a hat?
00:36:46Yeah.
00:36:47And what's the first thing he does when he gets to your house?
00:36:50He's going to pee!
00:36:53Rude!
00:36:54Jaimito, it's pronounced "urinar" (to urinate)!
00:36:59And you, what's your name?
00:37:01Camilo the Idiot!
00:37:02And you?
00:37:03Mario Tontini.
00:37:05And you, the one in the middle?
00:37:06If it's between Idioti and Tontini, it will be called...
00:37:10You idiot!
00:37:14Enough!
00:37:15Silence, you rude people!
00:37:16Enough with the jokes!
00:37:19Well, guys, today I think you should have brought an object that reminded you of a beautiful song.
00:37:24Me, miss.
00:37:29And what does this mean?
00:37:30Pink Jerez!
00:37:31Stop, daddy, daddy, daddy!
00:37:33Jaimito, please!
00:37:34Very well, now you can return to your seat.
00:37:37Who has brought another object?
00:37:39Me, miss.
00:37:40Come here.
00:37:48And what does that mean?
00:37:51Spring, damn it.
00:37:53Jaimito, don't be a pain!
00:37:55Very good, you have a lot of imagination.
00:37:57Go back to your seat.
00:37:59Dona Kiki, I too have an object that suggests a song.
00:38:03But, Jaimito, with a saw, what song are you going to suggest?
00:38:07The mountain girl from Bicopla!
00:38:10Jaimito, it's so quiet!
00:38:11Go back to your seat.
00:38:12I'll settle the accounts with you.
00:38:14With Silvino, without him.
00:38:15But, yes, does the psychiatrist give it?
00:38:19Now, I think it's best if we change the subject.
00:38:22That's it, that's it.
00:38:23Let's talk about biblical history.
00:38:25Who knows why Adam bit the apple?
00:38:27Me, miss.
00:38:28Adam bit the apple because he didn't have a knife to cut it.
00:38:31Is that perfectly clear?
00:38:34Jaimito, what a shame about the bullets that are lost in wars.
00:38:38You can go out to recess, girls.
00:38:46But, Jaimito, what are you doing? Aren't you going out? Are you not feeling well?
00:39:00No, I suffer a lot
00:39:01And why?
00:39:03I'm in love
00:39:04Yes? Whose?
00:39:05From you, ever since I saw you at that school in Rome
00:39:08Don't talk nonsense
00:39:11Besides, I don't like children at all.
00:39:14If that's the reason, I'm at ease.
00:39:16I mean, we won't have any children.
00:39:18We'll be careful.
00:39:20Jaimito, I, I don't know what I would do to you
00:39:23I do know.
00:39:29Capullini!
00:39:33Capullini!
00:39:34Capullini!
00:39:39Capullini!
00:39:39Capullini!
00:39:40Are you deaf?
00:39:42Yes, I'm deaf in this ear.
00:39:43Why don't you do what my aunt does?
00:39:46And what does he do?
00:39:47They've removed a piece of skin from here
00:39:49And they've made him an eardrum
00:39:50Really?
00:39:51Yes, but there's a catch.
00:39:52Which?
00:39:52Whenever I ask him something
00:39:54Answer
00:39:54What did you say?
00:39:57Jaimito, go to hell
00:39:59That's what I've been trying to do for the last two hours.
00:40:00Where is the toilet?
00:40:02Talk to me on the other side
00:40:03Ah, yes
00:40:04Where's the toilet?
00:40:06Upstairs, at the end of the corridor
00:40:08Go and have a good one
00:40:09So I have to go up?
00:40:10Clear
00:40:24Who are you?
00:40:25Come into my arms, darling.
00:40:27Put me down, I've spilled
00:40:28The man of my life
00:40:29Before death
00:40:30Come to my room and I'll convince you
00:40:33Put me down, help!
00:40:36Damn, that's how it kills me
00:40:38Jaimito, don't be naughty
00:40:40You're doing things to me
00:40:41Where are you going, flower of the continental aunt?
00:40:45Jaimito, for
00:40:46Stop, come into my arms
00:40:47Your fucking father is going to come into your arms
00:40:49Fire!
00:40:51What a pleasant
00:40:52He left me alone with the cat.
00:41:01Jairito, what's happening to you?
00:41:04What's up? Did I feel bad?
00:41:05Argol and father!
00:41:06I will die well!
00:41:07Argol and father!
00:41:08I feel better now!
00:41:10I feel better now!
00:41:12Dunque, now we'll make a kind of gar
00:41:14My companions will bring me something a la loro scelta
00:41:17As a sign of the sympathy they have for me
00:41:19Didn't you know?
00:41:21I know it for sure!
00:41:22I've been told by my companions
00:41:23And they prepared it for me, they told me!
00:41:25Bravo!
00:41:25Ford!
00:41:28Bene!
00:41:28Allora, let's see what your cousin is
00:41:35Thank you, it's a very kind thought of yours
00:41:37Ti bcerò sulle guance che sembrano due rote
00:41:41Vieni, avvicinati
00:41:46Bravo, Giacomino
00:41:47Ma la devi smettere con le ciglietti
00:41:49È una pista la tua
00:41:50Communicate with you in your work
00:41:52Che hanno il colore delle amarene
00:41:55Ti apre te
00:42:00Ecco qua
00:42:06Grazie, Fiorino
00:42:07Ti bacerò sulle orecchie
00:42:09Che sembrano due albicocche
00:42:12And the banana?
00:42:14Quella che la devi pute al...
00:42:15Ah, come è diventata volgà
00:42:17My piaceva più aroma
00:42:26Good morning
00:42:27Good morning
00:42:28Comodi, comodi
00:42:29State pure commodity
00:42:30Allora, ragazzi
00:42:31Now Dr. Paoletti will suffer a injury to his human behavior in front of the ferito
00:42:37I beg you to pay close attention so that you have a redaction on this topic.
00:42:43Gacitas
00:42:43Gacitas, will you let me copy?
00:42:46Alright, guys
00:42:47Have you ever faced any danger?
00:42:50A danger you had to face at all costs?
00:42:54In other words, a critical situation where you need to have more than just cold blood; you need to have it frozen.
00:42:58Has anything similar ever happened to you?
00:43:01It's happened to me, doctor.
00:43:02Whenever I get home and find my father, I've made a faithful
00:43:07Little Johnny
00:43:09You need to have ice-cold blood.
00:43:11That control of the nervous system
00:43:13What the English call self-control
00:43:16In other words, self-control
00:43:18Did you understand?
00:43:19The blood freezes as if it were ice cubes
00:43:22Shut up, you sonarluco
00:43:23In these cases
00:43:25One can even save their life
00:43:27Pay attention because I'm going to tell you something.
00:43:30What happened to me on my last trip to Africa
00:43:33You'll see
00:43:34We were returning tired from a day of hunting
00:43:37When suddenly
00:43:38I came face to face with a starving lion
00:43:42Oh, my mother!
00:43:43A starving man facing a scared man, which was me.
00:43:46And he only had one bullet.
00:43:48But thanks to my cool head
00:43:50I pointed to the brain
00:43:52Do you understand now what I meant by self-control?
00:43:56Just as I was about to shoot
00:43:59Another faithful one appeared from the right.
00:44:01I was keeping watch
00:44:02But since he was worried about the lion
00:44:05I didn't notice the other beast
00:44:08It was a tiger
00:44:10And where is it?
00:44:11The problem was twofold.
00:44:13He had to kill the lion and the tiger with a single shot.
00:44:16I made them kiss
00:44:18And then I aimed at their heads thanks to my self-control
00:44:21I carefully aimed my shotgun
00:44:24And at the moment I was about to shoot
00:44:26What do you think happened?
00:44:28Something incredible happened
00:44:30A new roar froze my heart
00:44:35It was a huge yellow panther
00:44:38His mouth watered thinking about me
00:44:40I told myself
00:44:41Now I'm really lost
00:44:43But
00:44:45So I resorted once again to my self-control
00:44:51Slowly, slowly
00:44:52Very calmly
00:44:55I took advantage of the fact that they were splitting from the top
00:44:57And that they had their mouths open
00:44:59For
00:45:01Boom!
00:45:03To pierce their throats
00:45:04With a single shot
00:45:06I killed all three of them
00:45:08How exciting, right?
00:45:09Hey, doctor
00:45:10Can I say one thing?
00:45:11Of course
00:45:12We're not idiots
00:45:16All three of them!
00:45:18Come on!
00:45:19Where did this troglodyte come from?
00:45:21If only I knew
00:45:22Well, I can't stand it anymore
00:45:24Bye
00:45:24Hey, doctor
00:45:26What do you want, dwarf?
00:45:28No insults, okay? I cried.
00:45:29And then he gets offended
00:45:30So, what do you want?
00:45:32I have a little problem
00:45:33Which is it?
00:45:37My penis is like a three-year-old's
00:45:39Huh?
00:45:40So?
00:45:41No!
00:45:42So?
00:45:43Yeah!
00:45:52Jaime!
00:45:53Jaime!
00:45:54Lack!
00:45:55Jaime!
00:45:56I'm going to leave you, certain and crazy about you
00:45:58They should be taken to a mental hospital!
00:46:00Brother!
00:46:01I'm going to die of passion for you
00:46:03I will go to your funeral!
00:46:05Here, let it go to your father!
00:46:06Oh!
00:46:07How tenacious, goodbye!
00:46:08There it is!
00:46:08You have me madly in love.
00:46:10But why?
00:46:12Because you look like his twin brother
00:46:13of the person I have loved most in this world
00:46:15Oh, really?
00:46:16The poor man died under the wheels of the train
00:46:18It doesn't surprise me that he committed suicide so he wouldn't have to see you.
00:46:20You're cruel!
00:46:21At least look at it
00:46:22It was my little dog!
00:46:23Here goes
00:46:25But what is this?
00:46:27But why did you take me?
00:46:28What do I have to do with this!
00:46:29Let me go now!
00:46:31I want to marry you!
00:46:32That can't be!
00:46:37Oops!
00:46:37Because?
00:46:38Because we are not related
00:46:40So what?
00:46:41So what?
00:46:42In my family, everyone has married relatives.
00:46:44My grandfather married my grandmother
00:46:46My uncle married my aunt
00:46:48My father did it with my mother
00:46:49That's why we can't get married
00:46:51He doesn't see it!
00:46:52Mother!
00:46:54Help me, Jaimito!
00:46:55Help me!
00:46:56What's the matter?
00:46:57But, don't you see it?
00:46:58I can't get up
00:46:59Are you sure?
00:47:01Yes, yes
00:47:01You're not lying to me, are you?
00:47:02No
00:47:03Well, just stay seated!
00:47:05Here you go, Jaimito!
00:47:06He doesn't see me!
00:47:07Help me, Jaimito!
00:47:13And what if I shove it up your ass?
00:47:14Is it more greasy that way?
00:47:15Don't wait a minute!
00:47:16It stressed me out!
00:47:17Oh, finally, I was stressing him out good!
00:47:19You're not going any further to the right, are you!
00:47:20Hahaha!
00:47:25I believe that's the best way to get out of this prison
00:47:28by setting it on fire
00:47:29And I mean it!
00:47:33Hey, Glasses!
00:47:34Is studying all you know how to do?
00:47:35Yeah
00:47:36And what are you studying?
00:47:37Grammatical language
00:47:38Regarding grammatical language
00:47:41Do you know a word with four u's?
00:47:43Cucudrulo!
00:47:44And with six?
00:47:45Another cuckoo!
00:47:47But I'm sure you don't know a word that has eight u's, huh?
00:47:50Damn, another cucudrulo!
00:47:52Do you know what the first thing a dog does when it comes out into the sun is?
00:47:55What are you doing?
00:47:56Well, shade!
00:47:57Are you trying to pull my leg?
00:47:58No, no, you're too sensitive.
00:48:00Oh, really?
00:48:01Yes, like a butterfly!
00:48:04You want war, huh?
00:48:05What's the difference between Napoleon, Miss Kiki, and your family?
00:48:09That's a piece of cake, you'll see!
00:48:11Napoleon is good in parts
00:48:12Kiki is so hot
00:48:13And your family?
00:48:14All good, thank you.
00:48:16Now ask yourself, come on
00:48:17Do you know how to fit a broom through a keyhole?
00:48:20No
00:48:20You pluck the straws one by one and pass them over your eye
00:48:23And the remote control?
00:48:24Stick it up your ass!
00:48:27You're pretty clever, huh?
00:48:29Yeah
00:48:31Want to bet a thousand lire I can take your socks off without taking off your shoes?
00:48:35A thousand lire?
00:48:36Well
00:48:41Here, my pasta
00:48:43Save it
00:48:44Sandro
00:48:45Take off his shoes and then I'll take off his socks
00:48:50High!
00:48:51Will you bet two thousand lire that I can light a candle one meter away with a match?
00:48:55how far?
00:48:56Ah, now let someone else light it.
00:48:58No, I'll turn it on!
00:48:59I'd like to see how you manage.
00:49:01Okay, bring me that stool.
00:49:03Paragraph!
00:49:06Put it right there
00:49:08Don't come any closer, okay?
00:49:10Here, now like
00:49:11Are you ready, man?
00:49:13Yeah
00:49:13You can now turn on
00:49:16To the shelters, I'm like a flamethrower!
00:49:21Bring the match closer!
00:49:26Very good!
00:49:28Very good!
00:49:29Very good!
00:49:40Very good!
00:49:42Oh, really?
00:49:43And what is that?
00:49:44Boxing
00:49:45Let's get started with boxing!
00:49:46I'll break your face!
00:49:47Come on!
00:49:47When I say boxing, I mean boxing.
00:49:49Not just a simple street fight
00:49:51It is a noble art
00:49:52Oh, really?
00:49:54Well, now try to get some sleep, kid.
00:49:55Because tomorrow I'm going to wake you up.
00:49:57Everyone to bed
00:50:14Little Johnny
00:50:14And?
00:50:15Why do you go to bed with your hat on?
00:50:17Because my belly button is getting cold!
00:50:20That's it
00:50:21I've already done justice to the sneakers.
00:50:28Oh, what!
00:50:37Hey!
00:50:38Enough with the noise, right?
00:50:40Illiterate, that's Beethoven
00:50:41Who is that lout?
00:50:42Moron!
00:50:43He is a musician
00:50:44The greatest of all
00:50:45The brilliant deaf man
00:50:46And is that anything to be proud of?
00:50:48Clear
00:50:48He became deaf at the end of his life
00:50:50After having created
00:50:52Countless masterpieces
00:50:53A true genius
00:50:54My father shakes my ears.
00:50:56And I haven't gone deaf
00:50:57That's truly impressive.
00:50:59Oh no!
00:51:20I want a Cubaco
00:51:23It hurts you
00:51:32Cacafuti, let's eat
00:51:36Please sit down, sir.
00:51:37Just a moment, I'm waiting for a friend.
00:51:38I'm coming, I'm coming
00:51:42And?
00:51:45They could install an elevator.
00:51:47This seems mild
00:51:48He's nice, isn't he?
00:51:49You can tell he's hungry.
00:51:51Hurry up, man
00:51:55This never ends
00:51:57Come on, let's make an effort.
00:51:59Cacafuti
00:52:00Help me, Tarapalo!
00:52:02That is
00:52:02Thank you
00:52:03That's it
00:52:05What will the gentleman have?
00:52:07The mission's specialty?
00:52:08No no
00:52:09I just want a handful of rice
00:52:11And then bring a roast pheasant too.
00:52:13Ten chickens and caviar
00:52:15And a kilo
00:52:16Or two or three kilos of fruit
00:52:17And how many people do we serve?
00:52:20Yes, for ten
00:52:21That much, at least.
00:52:22And as for me, may I be struck by lightning, right?
00:52:24Yes sir
00:52:26Here you go, good man
00:52:27And on top of that, he's wearing the crazy coconut.
00:52:29How should I say it?
00:52:31But you can't drink because you'll get drunk and then you'd throw it away
00:52:33So, I want to eat?
00:52:34You are an insatiable eater
00:52:36I don't want that to happen to you.
00:52:37Stingy, stingy
00:52:42Here, please
00:52:43Oh, how wonderful!
00:52:46Very good
00:52:47Okay, yes
00:52:48Great
00:52:50I want to change!
00:52:53Is everything alright?
00:52:54Yes, yes
00:52:54What do you think, Cacabuti?
00:52:56That's lovely!
00:52:57Go on
00:52:58Eat a chestnut
00:53:02That?
00:53:03Do you like it?
00:53:04This is a hangover!
00:53:07No, not for me.
00:53:08I don't eat anything
00:53:09The man doesn't eat anything.
00:53:11And all these delicacies you ordered?
00:53:13They are for him
00:53:13He'll catch them in three minutes
00:53:15For the parrot
00:53:16Yeah
00:53:16He's going to eat all of this, sir.
00:53:18And that's just the appetizer.
00:53:19Then he'll want much more.
00:53:20I want a cook!
00:53:21He's surprised, isn't he?
00:53:22It's a strange story.
00:53:23I'm going to tell you.
00:53:25A day at the beach
00:53:26The waves washed a bottle ashore.
00:53:29I caught it
00:53:30And I immediately opened it
00:53:31A tiny genius appeared
00:53:33That became a giant
00:53:34And he told me
00:53:35Thank you for freeing me.
00:53:37Beautiful pygmy
00:53:38Ask me for three wishes
00:53:39And do you know what I asked him for?
00:53:42First
00:53:42To have the most beautiful ears
00:53:44Like those of Miguel Bosé
00:53:45And they are plain to see.
00:53:47Second
00:53:47Whoever called me a dwarf
00:53:48His tongue grew longer
00:53:50Try it
00:53:50And the third one?
00:53:53Tell him the third one!
00:53:53Go on, sir!
00:53:54Adi, the third one!
00:53:55The genius didn't understand me.
00:53:56And so?
00:53:57Because I asked for a very beautiful little bird.
00:53:59And look what he's given me
00:54:01Wrathful China!
00:54:02Wrathful China!
00:54:03Wrathful China!
00:54:07I don't know what it could have.
00:54:09It must be very
00:54:09Should we notify the doctor?
00:54:11Poor thing
00:54:12We should call the young lady here
00:54:14What could it be?
00:54:16He must be dreaming
00:54:17Can you always go and dream?
00:54:19Is he pale?
00:54:20No, no, kid
00:54:21It's a vice only cowards have.
00:54:23No, your mother!
00:54:27Yours!
00:54:28Did you wake up in Flomenco this morning, huh?
00:54:30Yes, and when we have the fight
00:54:31I'm going to make you kiss the ground
00:54:33You can't kiss the ground
00:54:33But you will crash into a column
00:54:37Get up!
00:54:37We'll see each other at the king's.
00:54:38Yeah?
00:54:39Okay
00:54:39Footwear!
00:54:40Footwear!
00:54:41Footwear!
00:54:42Footwear!
00:54:42Footwear!
00:54:43Footwear!
00:54:44Oh!
00:54:45Oh my God!
00:54:46What a shoe strike!
00:54:47Footwear!
00:54:49Are you responsible for your colleagues being good?
00:54:51And don't get out of hand, okay?
00:54:53Have you heard me say "I'm angry" to anyone who moves?
00:55:10I believe it will be a bel match!
00:55:12They really love the spotlight, huh!
00:55:15We hope it doesn't turn out badly!
00:55:17Oh, what a fai!
00:55:18Go away, capo!
00:55:21Being on guard is the most important thing, remember that.
00:55:24No low blows, I'm warning you.
00:55:29Fight like two gentlemen
00:55:30Fairplay!
00:55:31Where is that?
00:55:32Fair play!
00:55:34Hat off!
00:55:36You can tear out your eyes, ears, and noses.
00:55:39but blows below the waist are prohibited
00:55:42The protector?
00:55:43The protector!
00:55:46And what do you think?
00:55:48But what are you doing?
00:55:49He said that blows cannot be delivered below the waist.
00:55:52I'm a great guy!
00:55:53You're a total kisser
00:55:55Download it!
00:55:55And the protector is in the bag.
00:55:56The protective mask
00:56:10Have you finished acting like a jerk?
00:56:13Yes, now it's your turn.
00:56:15What's happening?
00:56:16Don't you have a regulation protector?
00:56:18No, Mr. Chameleon, he doesn't have
00:56:19We're sorry...
00:56:20Never mind, referee
00:56:22We will fight with our heads uncovered
00:56:24Go ahead!
00:56:25I'm going to...
00:56:34And they've missed out on this one here!
00:56:36Hey!
00:56:36Oh, little doubter!
00:56:39I'm irresistible!
00:56:40He winked at me!
00:56:41No!
00:56:41He winked at me!
00:56:45Viva!
00:56:48Viva!
00:56:48Long live the majority!
00:56:49Viva!
00:56:50Viva!
00:56:52Viva!
00:56:52Viva!
00:56:53Viva!
00:56:53Viva!
00:56:53Viva!
00:56:54Viva!
00:56:55Viva!
00:56:55Viva!
00:56:56Viva!
00:56:58Viva!
00:57:03Viva!
00:57:04Viva!
00:57:06Viva!
00:57:09Viva!
00:57:10Viva!
00:57:11Viva!
00:57:11Viva!
00:57:13Viva!
00:57:14Viva!
00:57:15Viva!
00:57:17Viva!
00:57:18Viva!
00:57:18Viva!
00:57:20Viva!
00:57:20Viva!
00:57:21Viva!
00:57:21Viva!
00:57:21Viva!
00:57:22Viva!
00:57:24Viva!
00:57:24Viva!
00:57:25Viva!
00:57:27But, but, what are you doing?
00:57:28You look like a ball.
00:57:29Go, go, go!
00:57:31Tell them they haven't done anything to their own damned people!
00:57:33Jump for joy!
00:57:34Leap!
00:57:35Okay!
00:57:36Okay, great!
00:57:37Okay!
00:57:41One!
00:57:41Okay, that's it!
00:57:42Okay, that's it!
00:57:43Okay, that's it!
00:57:43Okay, that's it!
00:57:47And has that one been lengthened?
00:57:50But it is there!
00:57:52No, you cowardly God!
00:57:53Show him who you are!
00:57:55Jepo!
00:57:55Time!
00:57:57Is the ground there?
00:57:58The ombudsman saved you, huh!
00:58:00Not here!
00:58:01Not here!
00:58:02Oh, what a low-hanging hole!
00:58:09How am I doing?
00:58:11Straight to the cemetery.
00:58:12You need to extend your right hand further.
00:58:13Lengthen it and say yes.
00:58:15But not me.
00:58:17Whom?
00:58:17To Caphita, yes.
00:58:18Him.
00:58:19Not that one.
00:58:20Cafita, yes you are the best.
00:58:21I'll knock him out in the next round.
00:58:23You'll see.
00:58:24Break his nose and teeth.
00:58:26Ah!
00:58:27Oh!
00:58:28Ah!
00:58:30Ah!
00:58:31Oh, mother!
00:58:39You are happy.
00:58:42Let him help me.
00:58:44Thank you.
00:58:44Careful.
00:58:45Great care.
00:58:46Oh!
00:58:47Oh!
00:59:17Hit him in the stomach!
00:59:20Hit him in the chin!
00:59:22Break his jaw!
00:59:24High!
00:59:25I need time!
00:59:25I'm the referee here!
00:59:26Just a minute, man!
00:59:28Baby!
00:59:29Why don't you stick your tongue up your ass?
00:59:31He hasn't done anything to you!
00:59:32It doesn't hurt!
00:59:34Little tail!
00:59:35Little tail!
00:59:36Little tail!
00:59:37Little tail!
00:59:38Little tail!
00:59:39Little tail!
00:59:40Little tail!
00:59:42Little tail!
00:59:43Little tail!
00:59:44Little tail!
00:59:45Little tail!
00:59:45Little tail!
00:59:46Little tail!
00:59:46Little tail!
00:59:46Little tail!
00:59:48Little tail!
00:59:49Little tail!
00:59:49Get up!
00:59:50Four!
00:59:51Little tail!
00:59:52Little tail!
00:59:53Little tail!
00:59:54Little tail!
00:59:55Don't worry until I find you!
00:59:57Just because I feel like it!
00:59:59Little tail!
01:00:00Wow!
01:00:01Wow!
01:00:09Revolve around him!
01:00:10And that it rotates?
01:00:13So?
01:00:14That!
01:00:15Hold on!
01:00:16Ach!
01:00:17One!
01:00:20Ono!
01:00:21Dis!
01:00:23Up!
01:00:24Up!
01:00:24Four!
01:00:25Five!
01:00:26Six!
01:00:27Seven!
01:00:29Wow, what a little girl!
01:00:31You!
01:00:32Oh, my mojito!
01:00:33You!
01:00:34You!
01:00:35Oh, my mojito!
01:00:37Oh, my mojito!
01:00:38Oh, my mojito!
01:00:42I'm coming, Mary!
01:00:43Break the ropes!
01:00:44Sárate!
01:00:45Give it to me!
01:00:46What are you doing? Are you peeing?
01:00:47I'm about to pee myself from the beating he's giving me, but you'll see.
01:00:51Nothing has been written about cowards.
01:00:53Hasn't it been written yet? Well, it's going to be written, and in a roundelay style.
01:01:03Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
01:01:12One! Bravo, my kingdom!
01:01:14Hold on, my kingdom!
01:01:15Fa presto si encontre ya!
01:01:17Go ahead, tell me soon!
01:01:19Fa that will belong to you pollen IPC Guide!
01:01:23Five!
01:01:25Three!
01:01:26Due!
01:01:28Echo!
01:01:30To quemate, we need to quem!
01:01:32Damn it! Roydito! Roydito! Roydito! Roydito!
01:01:38You don't want enough, do you?
01:01:40Hold on, I owe it to myself!
01:01:45Leave him alone!
01:01:45Leave him alone!
01:01:46One of these will do him good! He needs to wake up!
01:01:48Leave him alone!
01:01:53Leave him alone!
01:02:12Leave him alone!
01:02:13Leave him alone!
01:02:19It will do him good!
01:02:19Leave him alone!
01:02:21Leave him alone!
01:02:23Leave him alone!
01:02:25Leave him alone!
01:02:59Subscribe to the channel!
01:03:44Subscribe to the channel!
01:03:47Subscribe to the channel!
01:04:05Subscribe to the channel!
01:04:10Subscribe to the channel!
01:04:10And could you tell me what animal this is?
01:04:12A kangaroo!
01:04:13Great! And how did you meet him?
01:04:15For the bag!
01:04:16Are you going to the market?
01:04:17The illiterate marsupial pouch!
01:04:19Oh ok!
01:04:20Jaimito!
01:04:21Can you say what this is?
01:04:22That's a trucker!
01:04:24No, Jaimito!
01:04:25It's not that!
01:04:26Take a closer look!
01:04:27He's a truck driver!
01:04:28I swear!
01:04:29Why are you so sure?
01:04:30Because her whole ass is covered in calluses!
01:04:36No?
01:04:39Now, guys, I'm going to explain the meaning of some uncommon words.
01:04:44Let's start with the word anonymous.
01:04:47Does anyone know what that means?
01:04:49Okay, tell me.
01:04:51Anonymous is someone who does not want to be recognized.
01:04:54For example, someone who sends an unsigned letter is anonymous.
01:04:58Magnificent!
01:04:58Did you all understand?
01:04:59Yes, yes, yes!
01:05:00Of course, of course!
01:05:06Who were you?
01:05:08Anonymous!
01:05:11Joimito!
01:05:12This is the last time I forgive you.
01:05:14One more of your tricks and I'll fire you without hesitation.
01:05:16He's got it in for me!
01:05:18Be quiet!
01:05:19I'm going to put my head in the toilet bowl.
01:05:21Attention, boys!
01:05:23Now it is convenient that we review the parts of the human body according to biology.
01:05:29Don't forget that the next exam will mainly cover this topic.
01:05:33How many jaws do we have in our mouth?
01:05:36Two, the upper and the lower.
01:05:37And eyes?
01:05:38Two less the ports that have one.
01:05:40And how much?
01:05:41And into how many parts is the head divided?
01:05:43Do you know that, Jaimito?
01:05:44It depends on the defeat, miss.
01:05:46As?
01:05:47If it's very strong, there are many pieces.
01:05:51Out!
01:05:52Out!
01:05:53But what have I done?
01:05:54Get out of here!
01:05:55Out!
01:05:56You're a tough nut to crack.
01:05:59Out!
01:06:00With whistles and from.
01:06:01Out!
01:06:06Now let's review the grammar a little.
01:06:08The word thunder.
01:06:10Who knows its meaning?
01:06:11It's the noise you make when you're on the toilet.
01:06:23Jaimito!
01:06:24At your service!
01:06:25Why aren't you in class, huh?
01:06:26You see.
01:06:27I bet they've fired you again, right?
01:06:29No no.
01:06:29The thing is...
01:06:30Come with me.
01:06:31At least you'll do something useful.
01:06:32I will personally take care of straightening you out.
01:06:42Stay here for a moment and answer.
01:06:43If they call on TV.
01:06:44Yes, boss!
01:06:55Which pairing?
01:06:56Nobody can understand this.
01:06:58I could write straight.
01:07:06Tell me.
01:07:06Hey?
01:07:07Who is it?
01:07:07I am who I am, and you?
01:07:09I leave this philosophy, I'm a serious critic.
01:07:11Yes, it's a big deal and I'm the CEO.
01:07:13No, my general.
01:07:14The teacher is very busy at the moment.
01:07:16I'll be there suddenly.
01:07:18OK.
01:07:18I'll call him.
01:07:19Kisses.
01:07:30Has anyone called?
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:33The CEO.
01:07:34And what did you say to him?
01:07:35I told him I was in the toilet.
01:07:37You're a hippopotamus, brother!
01:07:38How did you come up with using that word?
01:07:40That's not true.
01:07:42Yes, but you have to be elegant.
01:07:43A chosen language must be used.
01:07:45The word toilet has low connotations.
01:07:46You understand?
01:07:47And one's inexperience...
01:07:48You know, I told him, I don't know, that I was in a teachers' meeting.
01:07:52I understand.
01:07:52Don't worry.
01:07:53Yeah.
01:07:54What's happening?
01:07:56Answer the phone.
01:07:57Again.
01:07:57I'm going back.
01:07:58There.
01:08:01My mother, what a mess.
01:08:04Already.
01:08:05Yes, tell me.
01:08:06Has Camaleoni returned?
01:08:08Professor Chameleon?
01:08:09Well, he's very busy right now.
01:08:12He's at a teachers' meeting and it's very important.
01:08:14Does it have a lot of potential?
01:08:16Does it have a lot of potential?
01:08:17I don't know, but when I went in they were letting out some terrifying farts.
01:08:28We meet again!
01:08:30Both!
01:08:32Sacarra!
01:08:33Sacarra!
01:08:34You're going to drown me!
01:08:36Jaime.
01:08:36That?
01:08:37Guess who asked for my hand in marriage?
01:08:39The abominable snowman.
01:08:40No.
01:08:41Capulini, our goalkeeper.
01:08:43He's a hero.
01:08:45He says that marrying me is like having two women.
01:08:48So you don't see them as heroes.
01:08:51I am very scared.
01:08:52Why, little ballerina?
01:08:54Precisely because I'm like a whale.
01:08:56Perhaps Capulini won't decide to get married.
01:08:58So what?
01:08:59Well, you could help me lose a little weight.
01:09:03I'll give you some advice.
01:09:05Why don't you do what my sister did before she got married?
01:09:08Wait, wait.
01:09:09Tell me what your sister did.
01:09:10What did he do?
01:09:11Well, a correspondence course in beauty.
01:09:13Some lessons were for losing weight.
01:09:15Oh really?
01:09:16Clear.
01:09:16And what did those lessons consist of?
01:09:19There were four lessons.
01:09:21I'm going to explain them to you.
01:09:22The first lesson consists of tying a string with an apple on the right side.
01:09:27And start tapping very sharply, okay?
01:09:33Very good.
01:09:34Second lesson.
01:09:35You tie another apple with a string, but on the left side.
01:09:39And you keep tapping.
01:09:41Tap, tap, tap, tap.
01:09:43But drier.
01:09:44Apple, apple, apple, left apple.
01:09:46Good, that's it, very good.
01:09:47The third lesson consists of holding a string with your teeth from which a pepper is hanging.
01:09:52But a pepper hit that goes all the way down.
01:09:55Even from a flower?
01:09:56Until?
01:09:57I did the floor in English.
01:09:58And what does that have to do with anything?
01:10:00Let's continue, look.
01:10:02Right, left, and pepper.
01:10:04Right, left, and pepper.
01:10:06Right, left, and pepper.
01:10:07Right, left, and pepper.
01:10:11What are you doing, Rex?
01:10:12Add a little rhythm.
01:10:13Apple, apple, apple, pepper.
01:10:14Zana, zana, pimiento.
01:10:15Zana, zana, pimiento.
01:10:16That is!
01:10:16There, there.
01:10:17Zana, zana, pimiento.
01:10:18Zana, zana, pimiento.
01:10:19Correct!
01:10:21Finally, the fourth lesson.
01:10:23It consists of tying a very long string back here.
01:10:25You tie on a coffee bean that's just big enough for you.
01:10:28Don't be so expressive.
01:10:30Well, that's just how I am.
01:10:31Let's go, shall we?
01:10:32Right, left and pepper, coffee.
01:10:35Right, left and pepper, coffee.
01:10:37Apple, apple, pepper, coffee.
01:10:39Apple, apple, pepper, coffee.
01:10:40Apple, apple, pepper, coffee.
01:10:41Apple, apple, pepper, coffee.
01:10:42Stop, Garden, dominate!
01:10:44Making a mess!
01:10:44Why don't we start over?
01:10:47Reply?
01:10:48I called him, Dr. Gataplasmi,
01:10:50because there's something that keeps me from sleeping during the course
01:10:54from my daily and rigorous inspection of the bedrooms.
01:10:58Every day I find an egg inside a bed.
01:11:02Exactly as if the bed had been turned into a nesting box.
01:11:05A comfortable hen.
01:11:07Yes, maybe.
01:11:08But it's a very large egg and it weighs a lot.
01:11:11As if it were made of fire.
01:11:14Perfectly molded.
01:11:15So perfect that not even Columbus's egg had such a magnificent finish.
01:11:20A perfectionist hen.
01:11:22No no.
01:11:23I can assure you that it is not a chicken.
01:11:25I've discovered that Jaimito is the one laying those mysterious eggs.
01:11:30But how?
01:11:30Does Jaimito enjoy molding eggs?
01:11:33He doesn't mold them.
01:11:34I think he puts them there.
01:11:35But that doesn't surprise me.
01:11:37The strange thing is that he makes them different colors.
01:11:40If so, I'll have to examine it.
01:11:42Although you can expect any kind of extravagance from Jaimito.
01:11:49Jaimito!
01:11:50What's wrong, professor?
01:11:52I haven't done anything.
01:11:53Don't scold me.
01:11:54No, I don't intend to scold you.
01:11:55Oh, no?
01:11:56I just want to ask you a few questions.
01:11:57Ah, then ask.
01:11:58When you're in the nest, I mean, at night when you're in bed...
01:12:02Yeah.
01:12:03...you don't notice, let's say, anything strange in the anal opening.
01:12:05Ah, in the eye of...
01:12:06Yes, exactly.
01:12:07And me, nothing, I don't notice anything strange.
01:12:09And you dream about chickens?
01:12:10Yes, yes, chickens.
01:12:11Who do I dream about?
01:12:12They're with some girls who are...
01:12:13Save yourself the details!
01:12:14Mieros now.
01:12:15Now...
01:12:15What are you going to do, doctor?
01:12:16Put on your pants and lie face down.
01:12:20Which section?
01:12:21I need to see you.
01:12:22Look, but don't touch.
01:12:23I must touch you in case you are the reincarnation of a chicken.
01:12:26But what chicken?
01:12:27You're crazy.
01:12:28You lay an egg every night.
01:12:30Hey?
01:12:30Perfectly molded and in technicolor.
01:12:32You're not worried that you're a reincarnated chicken.
01:12:35But what surprises me is that you put them in colors.
01:12:39Ah, that's very simple!
01:12:40My mother had to cut a little fabric from the collar of my shirt to fix it.
01:12:44below.
01:12:44And since it was too short, it kept sticking out of my pants.
01:12:47So, to hold it in place, I put on a string with a counterweight egg.
01:12:50I paint it and let it dry.
01:12:52I never paint two alike.
01:12:56Great, right?
01:12:59I never paint two alike.
01:13:02Great, right?
01:13:19Oh, mother, the beast!
01:13:24Don't do that!
01:13:25Don't you see that you're scaring people?
01:13:28I am Jaimito.
01:13:29It's the same as saying its frame.
01:13:31Is that clear?
01:13:33That's better.
01:13:37Did you do the right thing, because otherwise I'll bite you?
01:13:39Hey!
01:13:40Oh, Capullini!
01:13:44You wanted to escape, huh?
01:13:45No, I was just going for a little walk.
01:13:47I can stand it in there longer.
01:13:49It's worse than a concentration camp.
01:13:50You haven't seen me.
01:13:51I'm invisible, huh?
01:13:52Bye bye!
01:13:53No, no, they would fire me.
01:13:55By the way, how's your girlfriend?
01:13:56Ah, okay.
01:13:57Uh, yeah?
01:13:57Yes, yes, very good.
01:13:59But there's something, there's something I don't understand.
01:14:02The fact that?
01:14:02She's a very decent girl, I'll say that again.
01:14:05I would vouch for her with my life,
01:14:07But then he starts making some strange movements.
01:14:10Right, left, with a cadence.
01:14:13Tap, tap!
01:14:15Will he do it to get his act together?
01:14:16Better for you, man.
01:14:17Imagine if it fell on you.
01:14:19Well, Capullini, greetings to the little one.
01:14:21Bye bye!
01:14:21Bye bye!
01:14:47Let's go!
01:14:51Stop, little truck!
01:14:56Will he be unlucky?
01:14:57I hope you bump your head against a really big tree, with how well I can lift my little finger!
01:15:07Now.
01:15:14Come here, where are you going?
01:15:15He was going to ask me for some information.
01:15:17I'll give it to you, come on up.
01:15:18Yes, but the thing is, I really...
01:15:19Climb aboard, whaler.
01:15:24So you skipped school, huh?
01:15:26That's not right, only scoundrels do that.
01:15:27To the police station?
01:15:28Atypical people scare me.
01:15:37What's wrong? What are you laughing at?
01:15:38You know, I just remembered a joke.
01:15:40Very funny, but I can't tell you.
01:15:43Because?
01:15:44Better not.
01:15:46If you say so.
01:15:53So what happens now?
01:15:54Yes, I just remembered another one.
01:15:55It's much better than the first one.
01:15:57But this is not tolerated for minors.
01:15:59Well, that's better.
01:16:04Why don't you close the window?
01:16:06Are you allergic to fresh air?
01:16:07The permanent pearl.
01:16:09Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:16:16Is it true that the Carabinieri are now giving them the yellow-tinted machines?
01:16:19Giallorosas? Why?
01:16:20Because public safety has the white machines turned blue.
01:16:23This is how the derby, Roma-Lazio, works.
01:16:28Now we'll call your father and he'll settle the score with you.
01:16:31He's very inexperienced with math.
01:16:33Yes, yes, go ahead, go ahead.
01:16:35Yes, it's me, yes.
01:16:37As?
01:16:39The Carabineros?
01:16:42Well now...
01:16:43Yeah.
01:16:44I'll be right there.
01:16:46Very good.
01:16:48Let me explain.
01:16:49I'm getting dirty, go full throttle.
01:16:53Nona Niceto!
01:16:54We're doomed!
01:16:55Why's that?
01:16:57Jaimito is back!
01:16:58And has Jaimito returned?
01:17:00Oh no, we're doomed!
01:17:02The terror of the neighborhood!
01:17:03It's like the records!
01:17:05Clear!
01:17:05Oh my God!
01:17:07For!
01:17:08My God!
01:17:08My God!
01:17:09My God!
01:17:09What can we do?
01:17:10My God!
01:17:11My God!
01:17:12My God!
01:17:13My God!
01:17:14My God!
01:17:14My God!
01:17:16My God!
01:17:17I am the father of public enemy number one!
01:17:19I have given birth to terror!
01:17:20My God!
01:17:20My God!
01:17:21There's just no way to stop the neighbors from complaining so much!
01:17:24Yeah!
01:17:24I have the solution, papaya!
01:17:25Which is it?
01:17:26We cut out all their tongues so they can't say a word!
01:17:28He's ruined it!
01:17:29No, Dad!
01:17:29Go away, you demon!
01:17:32Okay, I'll use half!
01:17:33Stop advancing, beautiful!
01:17:36Linda escaped!
01:17:38Beautiful again!
01:17:39Look!
01:17:40Runs!
01:17:40Give me another stone!
01:17:42Look closely!
01:17:46It wasn't the wind!
01:17:49Don't move!
01:17:51Don't move!
01:17:51There's another one!
01:17:52A stone!
01:17:55I won't miss it!
01:17:57Hey, kid!
01:17:58That?
01:17:59You're hunting birds, aren't you?
01:18:01Me too?
01:18:02Mister?
01:18:03Should they search me?
01:18:05Oh, really?
01:18:06It's just that you...
01:18:07I don't know, the trap is chacusa, cuestano!
01:18:09Why are you praying to me?
01:18:10I say!
01:18:11I don't know how much!
01:18:12That?
01:18:13I hope she comes out!
01:18:18Lego, buy him pills!
01:18:20Pills of life!
01:18:22Pills of the future!
01:18:23I tell myself!
01:18:24Lego!
01:18:25Open it, what a weight!
01:18:27Come on, ladies!
01:18:28Buy them for fortune-telling!
01:18:31They guessed right!
01:18:31Let's see!
01:18:32They're magic pills!
01:18:33He'll be able to guess everything, just in case it's Milas!
01:18:35But, but!
01:18:35What story is that?
01:18:36You eat them and you can guess anything you want
01:18:39Present, past, future, everything, everything
01:18:41You're not lying to me, are you?
01:18:42I'm not deceiving you, sir.
01:18:43Eat it and lilac!
01:18:44He's already said one hundred lilacs!
01:18:45One hundred lilacs, sir!
01:18:47Can I trust him?
01:18:48Of course, sir!
01:18:49Give it to me in cash and I'll give you the pill.
01:18:52You eat it and you'll be able to guess everything, everything
01:18:55Are you sure?
01:18:55Yes sir!
01:19:06But this is bullshit!
01:19:08You guessed it, sir!
01:19:09He guessed it!
01:19:10The mess, give me my money!
01:19:11What a mess, what a mess, sir!
01:19:12Hey, I've got mouths!
01:19:13Oh, I'm drowning!
01:19:15Oh, oh, oh!
01:19:19Bye, Pieri!
01:19:21Bye!
01:19:21Ana, Marú!
01:19:23Oh, oh!
01:19:24Oh, it suits me!
01:19:25Hey, hey!
01:19:26This one won't work!
01:19:28Cheers!
01:19:29One moment!
01:19:32Cel hai ballini, yes?
01:19:33Arecci!
01:19:38Does glory sound like Edithi?
01:19:43What a bad situation!
01:19:45Look!
01:19:46It's exactly what I was looking for!
01:19:48Click!
01:19:49Cousin, what a load of nonsense!
01:19:50TRUE!
01:19:59Let's go!
01:20:01Do you see it?
01:20:02Do you see how it's better to kill the birds?
01:20:04If they don't poop on you!
01:20:05The birds!
01:20:06What a bird!
01:20:07You're made of you, Dandar!
01:20:10By the shell!
01:20:12Emoquie!
01:20:14That!
01:20:15That!
01:20:16That!
01:20:17Mannaggia!
01:20:18Averi, guarda qui!
01:20:19Adesso ce lo da fa, eh!
01:20:20Take a moment sulla porta!
01:20:21Ah, che fa!
01:20:22And save Ragionier Rossi!
01:20:24Que c'è il conto della settimana da repay him!
01:20:26Ah!
01:20:26Averi, Ragionier Rossi!
01:20:27Let's get to the stamadina part!
01:20:28Hmm, I've seen it, Dad!
01:20:29Ah!
01:20:29No no!
01:20:30Hear!
01:20:30Eve, get on your door!
01:20:32Save your bike when you pass it!
01:20:33A new bicycle that passes!
01:20:34Le do mille lire!
01:20:35Mille lire!
01:20:36Yeah!
01:20:37Yeah!
01:20:37Yes, little sheep!
01:20:38Oh!
01:20:39Sacchieri!
01:20:41¡Elevamo rimasti!
01:20:42Massar, Arturo!
01:20:43It's lascivious, serine!
01:20:44Massunco!
01:20:45What a little boy!
01:20:46I can't understand anything!
01:20:47Ah, Dad!
01:20:48¡T'ha fatto un tandem!
01:20:49Pay me double!
01:20:50Hey, Dad!
01:20:51Segna tu, mila!
01:20:52Sign!
01:20:52Hey!
01:20:53Ah, Dad!
01:20:54The bicycle!
01:20:55Let it be equal!
01:20:56No!
01:20:56Segna mille!
01:20:57Sign!
01:21:01Ah, Dad!
01:21:02What a great time this commissioner is!
01:21:04Italy is still a third away!
01:21:06Ha ha ha!
01:21:09Jaimito!
01:21:09You know what I'm saying?
01:21:10I'm all ears!
01:21:11Starting tomorrow, let's get to work!
01:21:12I don't give anything to anyone!
01:21:13And definitely not tripe, Dad!
01:21:15I'm going to forget you!
01:21:16A what, Dad?
01:21:17I'd be happy if you just forgot about the job!
01:21:20Here you go, Jaimito.
01:21:21You open it.
01:21:21I will return as soon as I can.
01:21:22OK!
01:21:23Well, well!
01:21:24As if he doesn't want to come back!
01:21:25It's going to happen!
01:21:26Ah!
01:21:31What is this?
01:21:32An earthquake!
01:22:01Antonio, your pants!
01:22:03Thank goodness you put on underwear this morning!
01:22:09Come on, let's get to work!
01:22:14Latest news from Africa.
01:22:16Canned elephant meat.
01:22:18The delight of delights!
01:22:20Here we have the trunk!
01:22:24Here we have the trunk!
01:22:25These are the hooves!
01:22:29And these are the fangs!
01:22:31What should I put in it?
01:22:33Well, I don't know!
01:22:33What do you advise?
01:22:35Take the little trunk away!
01:22:36Pere, excuse me!
01:22:38What do you want!
01:22:38Last week I bought a can of elephant meat and...
01:22:41And she liked it!
01:22:42Tell the lady how gorgeous she is!
01:22:43Tell him!
01:22:44And one horn was empty!
01:22:45Look at it!
01:22:46How empty, you big butterfly!
01:22:47Oh!
01:22:50I'm so sorry, sir!
01:22:51I haven't had any luck!
01:22:52And why?
01:22:53Because it touched his stomach!
01:22:56I haven't had any luck!
01:22:57How much does it cost?
01:22:59This one is worth 200,000.
01:23:01And don't you have anything better?
01:23:04Yeah!
01:23:05We have this one.
01:23:06It's made from the skin of a clueless crocodile.
01:23:09And how much does he steal?
01:23:10700,000 plus taxes.
01:23:13It's very beautiful.
01:23:14But you'll see...
01:23:16I would like it to be something special.
01:23:19Even if it's a little more expensive.
01:23:22I have one that I made on purpose.
01:23:24Show it to me!
01:23:25Marchada!
01:23:31Here it is.
01:23:32And how much does this one cost?
01:23:33Only two million.
01:23:36Two million?
01:23:39You don't say.
01:23:40And what is it made of?
01:23:42It's made with giant worm skin
01:23:44and in spring it turns into a butterfly this big.
01:23:47Joker!
01:23:48And so he says.
01:23:59Gaimito!
01:24:00That?
01:24:00That?
01:24:01What happened to you?
01:24:01Did an excavator hit you?
01:24:03Worse, Dad.
01:24:04Much worse.
01:24:05I'm still trembling with fear.
01:24:06Oh, my father!
01:24:07What happened to you, son?
01:24:10I don't want to work.
01:24:11I want to go back to school.
01:24:13Do you want to go back to school now?
01:24:14After all the trouble I went through to find you a job,
01:24:16to be an assistant to the best funeral director
01:24:18It is an honor that very few achieve.
01:24:20And with a splendid floor.
01:24:21Yes, but it's a very dangerous job.
01:24:23That?
01:24:23Look how a dead man has affected me.
01:24:25A dead person, you say?
01:24:26I'll tell you everything.
01:24:27Today we received a call from the Palace Hotel.
01:24:29And?
01:24:29And they told us that two young lovers had committed suicide.
01:24:32Poor.
01:24:33My boss and I moved to the hotel.
01:24:35The director told us to act discreetly.
01:24:37to avoid damaging the establishment's reputation.
01:24:40My boss had a fit of hiccups and left.
01:24:43So I had to go in by myself.
01:24:45Look, Dad.
01:24:46When I was going to take the measurements for the coffins
01:24:49I saw an amazing show.
01:24:52How awful!
01:24:52The two of them were naked on the bed.
01:24:56She was a gorgeous blonde.
01:24:58She had hair that reached down to her buttocks.
01:25:00And to top it all off, she had a front-end.
01:25:03Now that it's not being carved, Jaimito.
01:25:04The boy was all curled up in a ball.
01:25:06He was very handsome, that's for sure.
01:25:07Half Moor.
01:25:08He had enormous biceps.
01:25:10They looked so magnificent
01:25:12that I started to notice something strange.
01:25:14Yes, to the point that I thought about leaving.
01:25:16Get to the point, Jaimito, please.
01:25:18I already have the grain.
01:25:19Then I started taking their measurements.
01:25:21But I had a fear, Dad.
01:25:23I was all alone with two dead bodies.
01:25:25It wasn't one, no, but two.
01:25:26I was scared shitless.
01:25:27While I was taking their measurements, I was thinking...
01:25:30Jaimito, you left.
01:25:31But you didn't leave, did you?
01:25:32I wish I had done it.
01:25:34It occurred to me to take a candlestick and...
01:25:37...I tried to finish them off just in case.
01:25:39And then they started shaking me.
01:25:41It's impossible.
01:25:41Yes, it is, because I had gone into the wrong room.
01:25:44Oh, but how useless.
01:25:45That's what my mom always told me.
01:25:47Your mother's out!
01:25:49I can see you like it.
01:25:51It's hard to find anything, isn't it?
01:25:54No.
01:25:55Oh, no.
01:25:55No.
01:25:56I don't like this one either.
01:25:57The customer is always right.
01:25:58I would like a pale pink shade.
01:26:02Pale pink.
01:26:03Pale agony.
01:26:05Deathly pale.
01:26:06Does it have to be pale pink?
01:26:08Very pale.
01:26:08Very pale.
01:26:09There it is.
01:26:12Let's go!
01:26:14Take it!
01:26:15Cadaverously pale pink.
01:26:17How are you?
01:26:19Well, the paleness isn't bad.
01:26:22Oh man.
01:26:24But...
01:26:25That?
01:26:26Too juvenile.
01:26:27If you'd like, I can bring my grandpa over.
01:26:29And anything, young man?
01:26:29No, nothing.
01:26:30These are my own things.
01:26:31Look, I've changed my mind.
01:26:33I had it.
01:26:33Show me what you have in sea green.
01:26:36Calmer or stormier?
01:26:38Sorry, I don't understand.
01:26:39Nothing, nothing.
01:26:40She said sea green, right?
01:26:41Yes, sea green.
01:26:42I can't see the waves.
01:26:43Oh, look!
01:26:44There's one over there!
01:26:45Get out of the way!
01:26:46Let's see.
01:26:49Be careful!
01:26:50This is a dangerous sea!
01:26:52I hope she knows how to swim.
01:26:54Oh ok.
01:26:56This...
01:26:56It's not all bad.
01:26:58At last.
01:27:01But I'm not convinced.
01:27:03Listen.
01:27:04Wouldn't you have anything in red?
01:27:06Red and inflamed?
01:27:08No, ma'am.
01:27:09Only the tassel on the hat is red.
01:27:11But I have the very same ones, with such big roots!
01:27:14How insolent!
01:27:15Yeah.
01:27:15What do you want, bad boss?
01:27:16Tell me.
01:27:17I'm fed up with you.
01:27:19Get out of here right now!
01:27:20A little Silvinito without him.
01:27:21Whatever you want, but get out!
01:27:22Yeah!
01:27:30Thank you!
01:28:21Thank you!
01:28:49Thank you!
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