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Reparto: Alvaro Vitali, Michela Miti, Enzo Liberti, Michele Gammino, Sofia Lombardo, Riccardo Billi, Marisa Merlini, Stefania Stella
Dirección: Marino Girolami
Sinopsis: Jaimito es un repelente niño de 30 años que vestido con bombachos, calcetines cortos, una chaqueta marinera y una gorra de borla, acude todos los días a la escuela provocando los más disparatados conflictos. Más que las matemáticas, lo que le gusta es la maestra substituta por lo que ingeniará un truculento plan para mantener a la titular en el hospital. La substituta se siente atraída por el profesor de educación física por lo que éste se convierte en la nueva víctima de las gamberradas de Jaimito.
Dirección: Marino Girolami
Sinopsis: Jaimito es un repelente niño de 30 años que vestido con bombachos, calcetines cortos, una chaqueta marinera y una gorra de borla, acude todos los días a la escuela provocando los más disparatados conflictos. Más que las matemáticas, lo que le gusta es la maestra substituta por lo que ingeniará un truculento plan para mantener a la titular en el hospital. La substituta se siente atraída por el profesor de educación física por lo que éste se convierte en la nueva víctima de las gamberradas de Jaimito.
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00:02:29That?
00:02:30I'll cut your wallet with this saw.
00:02:33Ah, a slingshot.
00:02:34A slingshot is better than a pistol, isn't it?
00:02:38A brick.
00:02:39But...
00:02:41And where do you keep the books?
00:02:44I have the books here.
00:02:45Yes, here in the coconut.
00:02:47But what do you do with all these things?
00:02:48It's my business, don't worry.
00:02:50It's your business, come here.
00:02:52Come.
00:02:52I'm flying.
00:02:54Jaimito, come and have your coffee with milk.
00:02:56Come on, little one.
00:02:57Not now, I'll have breakfast at the bar.
00:02:58Like at the bar? Go on, have a drink.
00:03:00It's nice and warm, it'll do you good.
00:03:01No.
00:03:02Do as I say, okay?
00:03:03Yes, yes.
00:03:11No, get in sync, grandpa.
00:03:12Either you stop moving your hands or you move your head.
00:03:14Otherwise you'll starve to death.
00:03:16Yeah.
00:03:18Jaimito, you'd better go tell your sister
00:03:20that he's in the bathroom or that he should hurry up.
00:03:22When I drink coffee with milk, I get diarrhea.
00:03:25So why don't you drink?
00:03:26It doesn't bother you if you're forced into it.
00:03:28They haggle over the price of my coffee.
00:03:30Your parents want me dead,
00:03:32But they are wrong,
00:03:34They forget that I have been a man of steel.
00:03:37I still feel like I'm in Abyssinia.
00:03:39Yes, embalmed.
00:03:40What did you say?
00:03:41No, no, I was saying that you bury us all.
00:03:44But with your diarrhea.
00:03:46What a kid.
00:03:48One moment.
00:03:49Sabrina, hurry up, Grandpa's about to take a dump.
00:03:53But is it possible that nothing but swearing is heard in this house?
00:03:56The princess has spoken.
00:03:59That girl is so corny, but where are you going?
00:04:01Get to work, stupid.
00:04:03To the boutique?
00:04:04Sure, to the boutique.
00:04:05So why bother getting dressed up?
00:04:06If your boss is a sissy.
00:04:07Idiot, ignorant, deficient.
00:04:09Do you forget a compliment?
00:04:11Cretin.
00:04:12You can go now, grandpa, it's free.
00:04:14Can you tell me why you and your sister are always on edge?
00:04:16He's the one who provokes me.
00:04:18Sometimes this house feels like a gay asylum.
00:04:19Well, I never think this gay asylum is a bad thing.
00:04:21No, I'm inviting you, you're asking for trouble or a kick.
00:04:23Oh, leave him alone, he's just a kid.
00:04:25And if you want to give me something, give me a thousand lire.
00:04:27That's great.
00:04:32I'll go to the restaurant later.
00:04:34Today the lychee picks me up.
00:04:35Okay, son, hurry up.
00:04:37Yes, today the lychee is picking me up.
00:04:39Have you read this?
00:04:41Look, it says here that in Switzerland they give fifty thousand lire for sleeping with a woman once.
00:04:44This is going to be a good business, don't you think?
00:04:46The most I would get is one hundred thousand a year.
00:04:49I'm going to...
00:04:51Leave him alone, for once he's right, isn't he?
00:04:53Oh, really?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Mom, I'll run away before he gets angry.
00:04:57Come on, Jaimito.
00:04:58Yes, Sabrina.
00:04:59Let's go, because Dad's going to have a fit.
00:05:01He always gets angry in the mornings.
00:05:14Good morning.
00:05:15Good morning.
00:05:16Hello.
00:05:27Hey, kid, tell the truth, you let it slip, didn't you?
00:05:30Elementary.
00:05:30I don't always fly like that.
00:05:32No, worse.
00:05:33Good.
00:05:35Good.
00:05:41You just don't know how to behave, what if she thinks it was me?
00:05:44Yours smell like roses, you throw them away like crazy.
00:05:48Idiot.
00:05:49Idiot?
00:05:51Am I stupid?
00:05:53I'm rotten.
00:05:56Do it.
00:06:25I'll be right back.
00:06:27So you enjoy me, Coco?
00:06:39So you enjoy me, ma'am?
00:06:40The cat! I'm afraid of cats!
00:06:42Don't worry, ma'am!
00:06:43Don't worry, ma'am!
00:06:44The cat!
00:06:45Ma'am, a cat is just a cat.
00:06:47Don't worry, calm down.
00:06:49The cat won't do anything to him.
00:06:50Calm down, ma'am.
00:06:51Why did I lose the cat?
00:06:52The cat, for nothing.
00:06:53Since he's just been neutered, he's gone out for a stroll to cancel his appointments.
00:06:59The cat, the cat!
00:07:00I can't even look at it!
00:07:01The cat, the cat!
00:07:03I, I, I protect her.
00:07:04I will protect her.
00:07:09Dude, what are you doing?
00:07:10You're a suck-up.
00:07:11Me? Of course, I haven't been castrated.
00:07:14But hey, he looks like a horny monkey.
00:07:19Hello, everyone!
00:07:22Hey, you asshole, give me a coffee with milk!
00:07:28A coffee and a bun.
00:07:29Oh no, Jaimito, don't you ever talk to the waiter like that again.
00:07:32Okay, ma'am, don't worry, I won't call you ass-face again.
00:07:35Ah!
00:07:38When you finish the enema, will you make me some coffee?
00:07:41Hey!
00:07:42Hey!
00:07:49I would like a coffee as black as jet and as sweet as honey.
00:07:52Hey, look at this one!
00:07:53All she's missing are the earrings!
00:07:55Ah!
00:07:55So tacky!
00:07:56What are you saying?
00:07:58Earrings with a casual suit?
00:08:00You haven't got a clue.
00:08:02Excuse me, one can't be everywhere at once.
00:08:05Here, have your coffee with milk.
00:08:12Why don't you add a little more?
00:08:14Because I like it bitter!
00:08:18Have charity.
00:08:20Help a poor little orphan.
00:08:23Give me something.
00:08:24Help a poor little orphan.
00:08:26Have compassion on this poor orphan without father or mother.
00:08:31Help me.
00:08:32Give me something.
00:08:33A charity.
00:08:34Today I want to do a good deed.
00:08:36Give me a little lemon.
00:08:37Here, this is for you.
00:08:39Part your hair in the middle.
00:08:41But what is this?
00:08:42Piece of kid goat.
00:08:44Your father!
00:08:45That's what I get for doing good.
00:08:48Te te andule.
00:08:50Please hurry.
00:08:51I won't be standing for that long.
00:08:53Hello, Miquel.
00:08:53Hello, Gemin.
00:08:54Do you know the difference between a burnt stew and a pregnant woman?
00:08:57No.
00:08:57None.
00:08:58In both cases it would have been enough to take it out a little earlier.
00:09:01But aren't you ashamed?
00:09:02What's wrong? Was it me?
00:09:03Don't tell me.
00:09:08Hello, Jaimito.
00:09:09Hello, Lucio.
00:09:10Are we skipping school or going to school?
00:09:13School, school.
00:09:13Hey, school.
00:09:16Hey, can I have a bite?
00:09:17Yes, of course.
00:09:20You fell for it, cousin.
00:09:21They're a sucker.
00:09:22Come on, let's go.
00:09:23But don't do it again, okay?
00:09:30What did you do yesterday?
00:09:32Since it was Sunday, I took Grandpa to see the horse races.
00:09:35Did you have fun?
00:09:36Don't talk to me.
00:09:37Something incredible happened to me.
00:09:39Once at the racetrack, I bent down to tie my shoes.
00:09:41A rider arrived, put a chair on me, jumped on it and started harassing me.
00:09:47And what did you do?
00:09:48What did you want me to do?
00:09:49I did what I could.
00:09:50I arrived at the room.
00:09:51I got to the dog, they're always joking around.
00:09:54It's time!
00:09:58Lucio is listening to you.
00:10:00This is the work of providence.
00:10:09Lucio, you go ahead.
00:10:12What a bad fight!
00:10:19Good morning, Alfonso.
00:10:20Hey, Lucio, hurry up, it's getting late.
00:10:22They're all inside now.
00:10:24Hello, Alfonso.
00:10:25Hello, Jaimito.
00:10:26Alfonso, have you seen the invisible man go by?
00:10:29No.
00:10:30Well, if you see him, tell him I've already found his dog.
00:10:34Okay, when are you going to stop being funny, okay?
00:10:37Yes, sorry, but if you see the invisible man, tell him to make sure his dog doesn't poop here.
00:10:47I'll kill him one of these days.
00:10:49Kiss your cicada!
00:10:57Get away!
00:10:58Oh, good, good!
00:11:01Damned!
00:11:02Thanks, kid!
00:11:03Damned!
00:11:07Damned!
00:11:13Damned!
00:11:14Damn match, gorgeous!
00:11:16What was it?
00:11:17Handball?
00:11:18Handball.
00:11:19Oh, if you weren't on the team.
00:11:20But what if you take your time on the bench?
00:11:22Yes, yes, yes, but it set a tone.
00:11:24As I would say, it inspired courage, it stimulated.
00:11:26With this beautiful body, with these muscles, you have to give me private lessons.
00:11:32I would really like to play handball with you.
00:11:35Well, I know I have conditions, but I can't express them.
00:11:39You understand me, right?
00:11:41Yes, of course, I understand.
00:11:42But why doesn't he jump into the river?
00:11:44Excuse me, professor!
00:11:45Did he say to the river?
00:11:46Yes, yes.
00:11:46Oh yes, how lovely!
00:11:47How exciting!
00:11:49Everyone naked into the water!
00:11:51But are you provoking me?
00:11:53I got the hint, huh?
00:11:55You men are all shameless animals.
00:12:00Hey, Lucio!
00:12:01What are you doing, Jemito?
00:12:02Come and give me a hand.
00:12:04Grab the seatpost.
00:12:06So, we'll see each other after class?
00:12:08So, what do I have to do?
00:12:10Come on, don't resist.
00:12:12Let yourself go.
00:12:13Otherwise, I'm going to eat him.
00:12:15With torment, sir.
00:12:21Good morning, miss!
00:12:57I was expecting a nice gift.
00:12:59This time he found it, Alfonso, down below!
00:13:03Thank you!
00:13:04Hey, did you spell it right?
00:13:06Yes, don't worry.
00:13:10The teacher loves Chelani.
00:13:16Oh, you rascals!
00:13:17Those things shouldn't be written down!
00:13:19Come on, turn it around!
00:13:21I'll do it, miss!
00:13:29But Chelani doesn't think the same!
00:13:33Stop that nonsense!
00:13:36You wrote it, right?
00:13:38No.
00:13:38Only a dunce like you could write "think" with a Z.
00:13:43And another thing, you funny, mischievous thing.
00:13:47Tomorrow I demand that you come accompanied by your father.
00:13:50It's not possible.
00:13:51Why not?
00:13:53Because my father is in jail.
00:13:55Hey?
00:13:55So, what is your mother accompanying you to?
00:13:57Who knows when I'll see her again?
00:13:59It alternates between nights and sleeps during the day.
00:14:01And you don't have any other family?
00:14:02Well, yes, I have a brother who is in college.
00:14:04It's a phenomenon.
00:14:05Ah, thank goodness.
00:14:06And what does your brother do at university?
00:14:09Nothing, it's in a small bottle of alcohol.
00:14:11He was born with four kittens.
00:14:15One of these days I'll have you put in a jar of alcohol too.
00:14:19And what about me?
00:14:19Because?
00:14:20I only have two.
00:14:21Do you want to see them?
00:14:22Enough!
00:14:23Go to your place!
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:25Wow, that's serious.
00:14:28It's been phenomenal, I haven't even finished yet.
00:14:31Miss.
00:14:32Yeah?
00:14:33We had to bring...
00:14:34Oh, yes!
00:14:37You had to bring an object that represented a city, with a bit of fantasy.
00:14:42This is Venice, naturally.
00:14:44Yeah.
00:14:45And the umbrella?
00:14:46Venice in April.
00:14:47Ah, beautiful!
00:14:48Miss.
00:14:49Yeah?
00:14:52The Eiffel Tower.
00:14:53And the flowers?
00:14:54It represents Paris in spring.
00:14:55Beautiful.
00:14:56Miss!
00:14:57Shut up!
00:14:58Very good.
00:14:59Miss.
00:15:00Hey?
00:15:01Ah, New York!
00:15:02Very good, Filipetti.
00:15:04I have an uncle who is in New York.
00:15:06Well, give him my regards.
00:15:07And now let's move on to another topic.
00:15:10Miss.
00:15:11Miss.
00:15:11What's wrong now?
00:15:12I also have a city with that little something that defines it.
00:15:15Okay, well let me see it.
00:15:16What, the little thing or the city?
00:15:18The city, Caimito, the city.
00:15:21Here it is.
00:15:24What is that?
00:15:25This?
00:15:27Chicago at night!
00:15:33Enough!
00:15:34Enough!
00:15:35And you, Caimito, sit down.
00:15:37I don't poop anymore.
00:15:43Let's continue.
00:15:45Last time I showed you the meaning of some unusual verbs.
00:15:49Let's see if you remember.
00:15:51Fiorela?
00:15:52Give me an example with the verb "enjugar".
00:15:56The cook wipes away the sweat.
00:15:58Very good, Fiorela.
00:16:00Now you, Mauro.
00:16:01Construct a sentence for me using the verb "pender".
00:16:04The lamp hangs from the ceiling.
00:16:06Very astute, Mauro.
00:16:07Pelorita!
00:16:08What do you want?
00:16:09I also want to make a sentence with the verb "pender".
00:16:11Okay, go ahead.
00:16:13You'll see.
00:16:15I'm listening.
00:16:16My mother has decided to buy me long pants.
00:16:20And what does that have to do with anything?
00:16:21Sure, what does that have to do with anything?
00:16:23Because they sell me the canaprines.
00:16:27You're not very loud, Caimito!
00:16:30Go away!
00:16:30He has such a short fuse!
00:16:32What a carriage!
00:16:33Out!
00:16:35This, Caimito, is incorrigible!
00:17:04You're not very loud, Caimito!
00:17:07You're not very loud, Caimito!
00:17:42You're not very loud, Caimito!
00:17:46Lucio, tell her that no one should enter.
00:17:49Because, what are you going to do?
00:17:51A true work of art!
00:17:52Okay.
00:17:53Go!
00:17:54No, no, no!
00:18:29Be careful, you're doing it outside!
00:18:41Silence!
00:18:47Lucio, Lucio!
00:18:55You have already crossed the line
00:18:58That's it! Enough!
00:18:59I'm going to suspend you for the entire course
00:19:04Have you taken note?
00:19:06Are you happy?
00:19:06Clear!
00:19:07Silence!
00:19:08And you, Jaimito, shut up
00:19:09I can't stand you, what?
00:19:13Oh, my arm!
00:19:15Oh, my arm!
00:19:17Oh, how it defeats me, how it hurts you!
00:19:23That idiot is really going to miss the whole course!
00:19:27I am very proud of my Marisa
00:19:30He has found the ideal job
00:19:32A boss who appreciates her very much
00:19:34He treats her like she's family.
00:19:37Imagine, he even takes it with him when he travels
00:19:39Ah, he doesn't let go of her for a moment!
00:19:43In addition, she fills it with gifts.
00:19:44Stay safe!
00:19:45Three days ago, for a small job
00:19:48Of course, well done.
00:19:49He gave her a fur coat
00:19:51Oh, really?
00:19:52A bison
00:19:53A bison worth millions
00:19:55Ha ha ha!
00:19:57Four hundred and fourteen hides!
00:19:59I've counted them!
00:20:00And you, Luisa, what are you doing?
00:20:02Well, you see, she's my Luisa
00:20:03Ah, you whore, just like your daughter!
00:20:05Except he's not that lucky.
00:20:06Oh yes, ma'am!
00:20:10How delicious!
00:20:12He likes them, huh?
00:20:13They are all children of the same couple
00:20:15Do you understand?
00:20:16Why these little animals
00:20:17Do they have so many children?
00:20:19Ah, because rabbits
00:20:20They don't use condoms!
00:20:22Hello good
00:20:24Here you go, ma'am.
00:20:26And this is for you, sir.
00:20:28With the salad without salt, huh?
00:20:30Thank you
00:20:30Hey, what's with that fish?
00:20:32Have you gone fishing?
00:20:32Don't worry
00:20:33The party's going well, huh?
00:20:35Dad, I'm hungry
00:20:36There, have you been stained?
00:20:38Yeah
00:20:39Oh, what a hurry!
00:20:41Do you like stems?
00:20:42Yes, Mom
00:20:42Yes, Mom
00:20:43Yes, Mom
00:20:43Yes, Mom
00:20:45Yes, Mom
00:20:52Grandfather
00:20:53You just don't know how to eat.
00:20:54Without playing a single drumbeat
00:20:56Long live the cow!
00:20:57Caimito, come here and give me a hand.
00:20:59Dad, I haven't eaten yet.
00:21:01Come on, I can't leave the stoves unattended.
00:21:04Oh no!
00:21:05If you touch my guts, I'll unsheathe you
00:21:08What will he want now?
00:21:12More, let's see
00:21:14Cremito, attentive
00:21:14This is for table 5
00:21:15And remember, fish is served with a lemon in your mouth.
00:21:17And parsley on the sides
00:21:18Come on, wake up!
00:21:19Oh no, hurry up!
00:21:20Well
00:21:20But you know this is contagious
00:21:22What's going to stick?
00:21:23What are they laughing at?
00:21:29What are they laughing at?
00:21:31Don't they know if fish is served with a lemon in the mouth and parsley on the side?
00:21:35Enjoy!
00:21:39Thank you
00:21:40So goodbye, Sabina
00:21:41Goodbye, Lili
00:21:47Bye
00:21:54Bye
00:21:54Hello, grandpa
00:21:56Hello
00:21:57Hello
00:21:59What a smell of fried food!
00:22:01How odd!
00:22:02And what if this was a restaurant with oligarchs!
00:22:06Luckily, I'm getting married.
00:22:08Thursday pasta is over
00:22:09Friday fish
00:22:10And the tripe on Saturdays
00:22:11And they also make you gain a lot of weight.
00:22:14They make you gain a lot of weight!
00:22:16Why have you come so late?
00:22:17Where have you and Luigi been?
00:22:19Ah, Mom
00:22:19Don't worry
00:22:20And you know what?
00:22:21Where are you going?
00:22:22Aren't you eating?
00:22:23The little appetite I had
00:22:25This idiot took it from me.
00:22:27I'll eat a croissant at the bar
00:22:28Will he eat a croissant at the bar?
00:22:31Well, I'll eat their faces.
00:22:32No, Dad
00:22:33You don't eat anything
00:22:34Because you're going to burst
00:22:38Oh, no
00:22:39I'll take care of supplying you
00:22:41Ah, don't worry.
00:22:48Tell me, Mrs. Iside
00:22:49Who called you?
00:22:52Come here, grandpa
00:22:53How much do you want?
00:22:54Three thousand
00:22:54Scoundrel
00:22:55You're more of a thief than your father
00:22:56I'll give you two thousand
00:22:58Give it back to me
00:22:58Alright
00:22:59I'll pay you when I get paid.
00:23:02Yes, the pay of Abyssinia
00:23:04Meatball
00:23:05Oh, myth
00:23:06Wow, man
00:23:07What do you want, Dad?
00:23:08Go on, take this steak to the two
00:23:09And the goat at five
00:23:10A month's grace period, or what?
00:23:13Your shock
00:23:15Dad
00:23:16But how?
00:23:17Before, only the hand trembled.
00:23:18Now his leg is trembling too
00:23:19No
00:23:20He's fallen asleep, son
00:23:22I've been eaten by a black tengula
00:23:30Two dishes at the same time
00:23:31As if I were a crystallist
00:23:32I am a crystal lover
00:23:33Oh, myth
00:23:34But what do you have in your pocket?
00:23:36A sweet potato
00:23:36Come on
00:23:40Damn these brats
00:23:42They've barely been born and they're already thinking about...
00:23:44It's still there
00:23:45I'm going, I'm going
00:23:49Here's your steak, sir
00:23:53Czech
00:23:54Tell me, sir
00:23:55This steak is rubbish.
00:23:58Badly cut
00:23:59Worse prepared
00:24:00Smelling of onions
00:24:02Come on, come on
00:24:03Take it with you and tell the cook
00:24:05He can shove it up his ass
00:24:06He'll tell the cook.
00:24:07But he'll have to wait.
00:24:08At least two hours
00:24:09Because?
00:24:10Hey!
00:24:10Because before this steak
00:24:11The cook has to get up his ass
00:24:13Three fish
00:24:14A plate of spaghetti
00:24:15Some little chili peppers
00:24:16And two melons
00:24:21With this humidity
00:24:22The human being lets me live
00:24:24Oh, my knees hurt like that too.
00:24:26We are old
00:24:26Convince yourself
00:24:27You can't live like this anymore
00:24:28Not even with the daughters
00:24:29Not even with my teeth
00:24:30They're just waiting for us to move out
00:24:32So I was going to live
00:24:34With a widow
00:24:35With a widow
00:24:36Yeah
00:24:36And what do you do to avoid getting bored?
00:24:38Love
00:24:38Ah, love
00:24:42In the morning
00:24:43When he brings you coffee in bed
00:24:46Accommodating
00:24:47What are you doing?
00:24:48Love
00:24:50Tell me something out of curiosity.
00:24:52That?
00:24:53After eating
00:24:56At midday
00:24:57When you take a nap
00:24:59I suppose with her
00:25:00What are you doing?
00:25:01Shall we make love?
00:25:03Do you make love?
00:25:04Even at midday?
00:25:06Clear
00:25:08Hey
00:25:09And at night?
00:25:11After TV
00:25:13When you go to bed
00:25:14What are you doing?
00:25:15Love
00:25:15And since when
00:25:17Can you do that feat?
00:25:18Will I start on Monday?
00:25:20Go to hell, man
00:25:22My condolences to the widow
00:25:23Yes, I will give it
00:25:25Grandfather!
00:25:27Look at that pretty little dog!
00:25:28I have found
00:25:29Delicious, red
00:25:31Grandpa, before we go back home
00:25:32Will you do me a favor?
00:25:33Yeah
00:25:33Give him a calicia
00:25:35Because?
00:25:35I want to see if it bites
00:25:36Change it!
00:25:45Titina, don't move
00:25:45I'll get the tickets
00:25:46And then I'll call you
00:25:48Wait
00:26:00Titina, do you want some sunflower seeds?
00:26:01No?
00:26:07He's bored, huh?
00:26:08I don't think he likes the movie
00:26:10Does it surprise me?
00:26:11He has read the novel twice
00:26:17Here we are seeing
00:26:18Yeah
00:26:21Hey, have you read the novel?
00:26:23Yeah
00:26:23I liked it a lot
00:26:24Me too
00:26:31Certainly now
00:26:32There are no actors like the king anymore.
00:26:33I love
00:26:35I understand.
00:26:37Please
00:26:37It started a long time ago
00:26:39Half an hour
00:26:40Too bad
00:26:41He says he started a long time ago
00:26:42Excuse me, ma'am
00:26:43I come to the movies to have fun
00:26:45What do you know?
00:26:46I say this because
00:26:47Or you take off your hat
00:26:48Or you take the heat off your shoulders
00:26:50Relevant!
00:26:51Let's go
00:26:52Don't you want sunflower seeds?
00:26:56Miss
00:26:58First C, please
00:26:59The third door on the left
00:27:01Thank you
00:27:01You are welcome
00:27:22Good morning, guys
00:27:24I am the substitute
00:27:25Good morning
00:27:26I hope we get along well
00:27:29Right, guys?
00:27:30What were you doing?
00:27:32I was holding him
00:27:33And I was giving it to him
00:27:34And you?
00:27:35I was throwing papers out the window
00:27:37Very badly
00:27:38Don't you know that the streets shouldn't be littered?
00:27:40Yeah
00:27:42And who are you?
00:27:44I am Blanquita, a teacher.
00:27:47Everyone to their places
00:27:48Sit down, let's go
00:27:48Sit down
00:27:53Are you Jaimito?
00:27:55As?
00:27:56Little Johnny
00:27:56Oh, how she says it!
00:27:58Yes, I am...
00:28:00Well, everyone knows that.
00:28:01I'm the best in first C
00:28:02How would you tell him/her?
00:28:03The president told me you're a smart aleck.
00:28:05A king, a king, a king!
00:28:07What are you doing?
00:28:07Do you greet each other?
00:28:08No, I repeat, I'm a smart aleck.
00:28:10I've been in this class for years.
00:28:12So I love her very much
00:28:13And aren't you ashamed?
00:28:15No, why?
00:28:16I am an institution
00:28:17You are very bad.
00:28:19You, on the other hand, are very hot.
00:28:27Lucio, with a teacher like that I'd even sleep at school
00:28:31Let's see, Alex and Francesco
00:28:34Yes, Jaimito, the oils have fallen
00:28:36Oh, yes?
00:28:37Excellent
00:28:39We're going to help her
00:29:03Well, well!
00:29:04Rise up
00:29:06Yeah
00:29:07Yeah
00:29:08What have you seen?
00:29:09Nothing, just my knee.
00:29:12Expelled for a week, back to your place
00:29:13And you?
00:29:15I have a little bit of thigh.
00:29:17Oh, really?
00:29:17Expelled for a month
00:29:18Go to your site
00:29:19And what have you seen?
00:29:21It's best if he doesn't come back until next year.
00:29:23Yes, that will be for the best.
00:29:25What bad luck!
00:29:26Why don't you come back until next year?
00:29:27I'll tell you later.
00:29:42I'm Chelani, the Physical Education teacher
00:29:46Huh?
00:29:47Gymnast and idiot
00:29:48I just wanted to welcome you.
00:29:51Thank you, you are very kind.
00:29:54I've arranged it for tomorrow.
00:29:56A delightful excursion to the countryside
00:29:59Will you be going too, professor?
00:30:02It will be a real pleasure
00:30:05Chelani, Chelani
00:30:07We'll see tomorrow.
00:30:08Johnny! Johnny! Come here!
00:30:10I'm coming, teacher!
00:30:22What were you doing?
00:30:24Well, I...
00:30:25Hey! Hey! What were you doing?! Shut up!
00:30:28Here it is
00:30:29Let's go quickly, to your place
00:30:31Come to your place
00:30:31Yeah!
00:30:32Come on, come on! Now!
00:30:36Okay, guys
00:30:37The games are over for now.
00:30:39We will take advantage of the opportunity
00:30:41To give a lesson in natural sciences
00:30:43And then, a little bit of gymnastics
00:30:45With Professor Chelani
00:30:48You already know.
00:30:49Little ones, now I'll explain
00:30:51How flowers are born
00:30:52Follow us
00:31:14Okay, tell me
00:31:15Have you ever wondered how flowers are born?
00:31:17Well, you need to know
00:31:19That life is born from the union of a masculine element
00:31:22With a feminine element
00:31:24Flowers also follow this natural law
00:31:25I'll give you an example.
00:31:27This is the male flower
00:31:28And this is the female flower.
00:31:29Miss, excuse me
00:31:30How can you tell when a flower is male?
00:31:32When is it female?
00:31:33Hopefully!
00:31:34He's already explaining it
00:31:35Let it continue
00:31:36Please continue, miss
00:31:37Well then
00:31:38The spring breeze
00:31:40It makes the pollen from the male flower fly away.
00:31:42That rests on the female flower
00:31:44And the fertile
00:31:45This is called pollination
00:31:46The same applies to men
00:31:48Miss, excuse me
00:31:50Those who already...
00:31:51I have pollinated
00:31:52As you say
00:31:53Can we go for a little walk?
00:31:54Go, go
00:31:55Let's go for a little walk
00:31:57Feel
00:31:58Feel
00:32:00What do you think?
00:32:01Shall we start with gymnastic exercises?
00:32:03Yes, that sounds good to me.
00:32:04You go get the ball
00:32:06Guys, come with me
00:32:07Run
00:32:12Come on, come on!
00:32:13Everyone form a circle
00:32:14Come on!
00:32:14Other!
00:32:15Separate yourselves more!
00:32:16Separate yourselves!
00:32:16Come on!
00:32:17Come on!
00:32:17Give me the ball!
00:32:20Take!
00:32:33But who's there?
00:32:34Hey...
00:32:35It's me, miss.
00:32:36Oh, Myth!
00:32:36But what are you doing in there?
00:32:38What I do?
00:32:39Nothing!
00:32:40I'm reading Donald Duck!
00:32:44Attention!
00:32:45Stay still!
00:32:45I'll be right back
00:32:46Don't go!
00:32:47Don't go!
00:32:48Don't go!
00:32:48Don't go!
00:32:48Don't go!
00:32:51Hurry up!
00:32:52Join the eyes!
00:32:52I'm already on the last page!
00:33:03Oh, Myth!
00:33:04Do you want to give me the ball?
00:33:06Wait a minute, professor!
00:33:07I'll give it to you right away!
00:33:07Where is?
00:33:08Ah, here it is!
00:33:09Wait a moment, professor!
00:33:10I'll give it to you now!
00:33:11Wait!
00:33:12Well, let's see!
00:33:14There you go, professor!
00:33:16Here it goes!
00:33:31But hey, what are you looking at now, huh?
00:33:33Come on, come on!
00:33:34Everyone run!
00:33:35Hurry!
00:33:35Everyone run!
00:33:36Come on, come on!
00:33:37Everyone run!
00:33:42Hey, Lucio!
00:33:43Lucio, come here!
00:33:45But where were you?
00:33:46I'm starving.
00:33:47And if you come with me,
00:33:49You're going to eat hot food
00:33:49that you won't eat a bite for a week.
00:33:51Really?
00:33:51Word!
00:33:53Enough, guys.
00:33:54That's enough.
00:33:55You can rest.
00:33:56Come on, guys!
00:33:57Let's get the sandwiches!
00:34:00Let's get the sandwiches!
00:34:04Let's get the sandwiches!
00:34:08Let's go for more!
00:34:08Let's get the sandwiches!
00:34:09Let's get the sandwiches!
00:34:12Wow!
00:34:13So much food!
00:34:15Look what's here!
00:34:16Fried calamari!
00:34:17Do you like fried calamari?
00:34:18Get rid of the squid!
00:34:19Let's see what's here.
00:34:20Let's see, let's see.
00:34:21It's mortadella!
00:34:22You like mortadella!
00:34:24No, then get rid of the mortadella!
00:34:25Let's see, let's see what's here.
00:34:27Oh, what a wonderful escalope!
00:34:29Do you like escalope?
00:34:31Well, screw it, I'll eat it myself.
00:34:32And what about me?
00:34:33Friend!
00:34:40Hygiene above all
00:34:44Earlier, when I was listening to his lesson on pollination
00:34:48I have been troubled
00:34:50Is that right?
00:34:53What's going on over here?
00:34:56He feels no desire to lie in the sun on the fresh grass.
00:35:23What a sky!
00:35:29Now you'll see
00:35:31Yeah
00:35:34Prepare the shotgun pellets
00:35:35I believe that nature, especially in spring, stimulates
00:35:43And you feel, you feel, you feel like an idiot
00:36:01Nature, when it awakens, gives one the desire to do, to do that, to make flower cups
00:36:10Are you referring to pollination?
00:36:12Yes, the pollen...
00:36:14I didn't quite understand if he was talking about pollination or pollination.
00:36:17Because maybe give me another pellet
00:36:23But what's going on?
00:36:26Well, I don't know, an insect
00:36:29Perhaps insects too
00:36:46But these are pellets
00:36:48Who could it have been?
00:36:51Jaimito!
00:36:52Run, Lucio!
00:37:09What's happening?
00:37:10Nothing, the teacher has tripped
00:37:11I was following a butterfly
00:37:13Perhaps he wanted to pollinate it
00:37:20So, can we begin, professor?
00:37:22Clear
00:37:23Okay, girls over here.
00:37:25Let's hurry
00:37:35Jaimito!
00:37:36Yes, professor!
00:37:38Are you male or female?
00:37:40I'm male, but if you want...
00:37:42Come here right away
00:37:44What a pity!
00:37:47Well?
00:37:48Have you finished acting like an idiot?
00:37:50I do
00:37:50Now it's time for it to end.
00:37:51Give him the gym ball!
00:37:54Oh!
00:37:54Five or three!
00:37:55Out of three!
00:37:55Guys, follow me
00:37:58Of three
00:38:00Okay, guys, pay attention
00:38:01Okay, now we'll move on to the bolt.
00:38:04I have already explained what you have to do
00:38:07Hey, professor!
00:38:12Come on
00:38:12Let's see
00:38:14Little Johnny
00:38:16Let her go!
00:38:19Very good
00:38:20Bravo
00:38:34Jaimito!
00:38:36Jaimito!
00:38:42Jaimito!
00:38:45Come on guys, help him!
00:38:46Jaimito!
00:38:47No!
00:38:48Arranged!
00:38:49No!
00:38:51Well, that's what you do!
00:38:53My God, Father Jaimito
00:38:54What have you done?
00:38:54No, there's nothing!
00:38:55I'm made of rubber.
00:38:56Oh my god, what a release!
00:38:57But...
00:38:58I'm not well, I'm not well at all!
00:38:59But I'm feeling much better now!
00:39:01I'm very happy to hear it!
00:39:02Who has tired me out?!
00:39:02Let's do some trampoline riding.
00:39:05Miss!
00:39:07Miss!
00:39:10What? Are you excited?
00:39:12Actually, not much, professor, because I just took a nasty fall.
00:39:16Will it be dangerous?
00:39:17He's joking, it's my specialty.
00:39:19I always find out about my grandmother's bed.
00:39:21Oh, really? Well, go ahead.
00:39:23Hey, with that whistle.
00:39:25What do I mean by whistling?
00:39:25So.
00:39:36What do I mean by whistling?
00:40:02Jaimito! Jaimito!
00:40:13Jaimito!
00:40:14That?
00:40:15Jaimito! What happened to you?
00:40:17Nothing, professor. What have I celebrated?
00:40:19Come on, champ. Calm down, that's enough.
00:40:23Guys, the lesson is over.
00:40:25Set up the trampoline.
00:40:26All together.
00:40:28Okay.
00:40:29Run back to class.
00:40:33Take it easy, don't run each other over!
00:40:37Miss, are you going to leave just now, when I wanted to give you a series of demonstrations on the horse?
00:40:43No, no. Okay, I'll gladly stay.
00:40:46Come on.
00:40:51But why don't you come down?
00:40:53First I have to lay an egg.
00:40:59So, slowly, slowly.
00:41:03Are you hurting yourself?
00:41:04No, but I prefer not to accept it.
00:41:06The teacher is the one who made you fly through the air.
00:41:09Oh, really?
00:41:17Here I come.
00:41:20Come with me, we're going to laugh.
00:41:51Great, very good.
00:41:52Have you seen what he's done?
00:41:53Good, magnificent, great, very good.
00:41:56It's the letters!
00:41:57Wow!
00:41:59Well, that's nothing.
00:42:01Nonsense.
00:42:03This is one of the most basic exercises.
00:42:07This is precisely the beginning.
00:42:09The first thing that is taught.
00:42:11No, it doesn't matter.
00:42:15In short, modesty aside, I have been a true champion.
00:42:20Did you know I was at the Mexico Olympics?
00:42:22And how many medals did he win?
00:42:24Uh, none.
00:42:25Unfortunately, on the day of the tests, a slight cold prevented me from competing.
00:42:30I took my place in reserve, which was immediately eliminated.
00:42:34That's a shame.
00:42:35Nobody could have taken that gold medal away from me.
00:42:38Now I'll show you, let's say, my specialty.
00:42:42Great.
00:42:42And now the triple somersault.
00:42:44Mortal?
00:42:45How exciting!
00:42:58Celani!
00:43:00Celani!
00:43:00What has he done?
00:43:02What happened?
00:43:03I don't know, I don't understand.
00:43:08Run, Lucio, it bites!
00:43:11Wait!
00:43:13Balmito!
00:43:14Go here!
00:43:15No!
00:43:15Low!
00:43:16No way!
00:43:17Torbelo, come down!
00:43:18No!
00:43:18Oh, you're not coming down?
00:43:19No!
00:43:21Give it to him!
00:43:21Wait!
00:43:22Wait!
00:43:23Give it to him!
00:43:24No!
00:43:25Aha!
00:43:26I'm leaving!
00:43:26There!
00:43:28No way!
00:43:30Ah!
00:43:31Ah!
00:43:33Ah!
00:43:34Ah!
00:43:35Oh, what a murderer!
00:43:36Oh, murderer!
00:43:38Teacher!
00:43:38What has he done?
00:43:39Now! The leg!
00:43:42Another one who's going to miss the course!
00:43:54Susana!
00:43:57Susana, come here! Come! Come!
00:44:05What do you want?
00:44:07Come here, I want to propose something to you.
00:44:14Oh, mother!
00:44:16But, Jaimito, what are you doing?
00:44:18But your mother hasn't explained it to you.
00:44:20Not my mother, but my sister has advised me.
00:44:23Ah, you see! You learn a lot from sisters.
00:44:26Viva! Viva! Viva! Viva! Viva!
00:44:35Viva!
00:44:55Ah! Ah! Hey! Your sister won't stop talking! She's distracting me!
00:45:01Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:45:31Down below. And when did it get there? The reader told me and turned back to the page. But you
00:45:36What are you doing here? Oh, nothing. Don't you have a piece of paper? Here's the paper. Wouldn't you like...
00:45:46A bouquet of flowers too, by any chance? No, I already have one, I looked at the other one's.
00:45:49florist. They're fresher. But he'll be cheeky and shameless. Now, kids, let's try
00:45:56A new topic. Everyone pay attention. The mother who... Jaimito, class started more than
00:46:04An hour. Yes, actually I went to have them ride the cow we have in the field.
00:46:09The cow? And your father couldn't do that? Yes, but the bull adapts better.
00:46:15Can we begin now? Yes, miss. How can I punish you if you've brought me flowers?
00:46:24What flowers? Aren't these for me? Oh, yes, they're for you, yes. I see that
00:46:29You're not as bad as you want me to believe. No, I'm worse. Go back to your place, go on.
00:46:34Cut it. Hi, Jaimito. Hi, Jaimito. What? The cap. Oh, yes, the cap. What
00:46:41Why are you bringing her so many flowers? They weren't for her. They were for the substitute. There's a difference.
00:46:47Right? Listen up, everyone. Okay, this is a peach. The skin that covers the whole fruit.
00:46:57It's a protection against external agents. A kind of defensive system against...
00:47:03Insects. Miss, tell me. Coconuts have those defenses too, right? Very good, little girl.
00:47:12Uh, miss. Yes. Billiard balls have hairs too, right? But what nonsense.
00:47:18You say? When have you ever seen billiard balls with hairs? Oh, no? Hey, billiards,
00:47:24Show the lady your balls. If you say another dirty thing, I swear I'll kick you out for good.
00:47:30I won't do it again. Speaking of balls... Not balls, Jaimito. Balls. There are two.
00:47:42Steel balls. It's a matter of opinion. To me, those are Tom Thumb's balls.
00:47:58Oh, Chelani! Chelani, you know how to win a woman's heart. Forgive me if I've offended you.
00:48:05But I'm leaving right away. I thought it was already recess time. No! If that's why I've
00:48:10Done right away. Guys, even though you don't deserve it, I'm giving you a ten-minute break.
00:48:14Interaction, let's all hurry outside! Kids, let's play! Oh, you poor thing, to your
00:48:34Hey girl! I believe you now! But what happened to her? That's my business!
00:48:45When you see mine, you'll feel inferior. Mine's bigger. But what can I say?
00:48:50God wins, mine's harder. We'll see. But what are you doing?
00:48:54Hey, Jaimito! Let's play a game to see who has the biggest and hardest one. That's a piece of cake!
00:48:59Mine's tough. Tough as a tortoise. Come on, Jaimito, don't exaggerate. That's something you have to prove.
00:49:04I think we'll need a magnifying glass. A magnifying glass? You see!
00:49:09There. Well, almost as tough as a tortoise. Is it a tortoise?
00:49:14Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now!
00:49:37Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now!
00:49:37Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now!
00:50:07Thank you!
00:50:20Help! Get me out of here! Help!
00:50:45Look at that boy
00:50:49I believe this is a typical example of osteoarthritis
00:50:51No, you're joking, that's premature rheumatism.
00:50:54No, no, you're wrong, that's osteoarthritis
00:50:57Let's clear things up, we'll ask you and people are right
00:51:03Excuse me, would you mind telling us something?
00:51:05No, you have premature rheumatism, right?
00:51:08Yes? Premature rheumatism?
00:51:09No
00:51:09See? You have osteoarthritis, don't you?
00:51:13Osteoarthritis? No, not that either.
00:51:16Were we both wrong?
00:51:18No, no, actually all three of us were wrong
00:51:20The three of them?
00:51:21Yes, because I wanted it to be a fart and with the effort I shat my pants
00:51:26Damn the banana!
00:51:28Thank goodness it wasn't mine, you scumbag!
00:51:31Here, sweetheart, a little steak, come on, eat
00:51:34If he doesn't eat it, he knows it.
00:51:36No, you eat the salad because the meat makes you sick.
00:51:39No, I would be able to.
00:51:41Can't you see how thin he is?
00:51:43Poor creature
00:51:43Because I study all day
00:51:45Because of what you do at night
00:51:46Oh, Dad, you're always thinking the same thing
00:51:49But hey, you can't even avoid certain conversations at the dinner table.
00:51:52Jaime, are you making me feel ashamed?
00:51:54In other words, at least lower your voice.
00:51:55Can't you see Luigi's father is there?
00:51:59Rugantino can't get him to pay a little less
00:52:01Are you kidding?
00:52:02Taxes are taxes, they have to be paid
00:52:04Well, I think that's a rip-off and that I'm being taken for a ride.
00:52:08Rugantino can't pull a few tricks.
00:52:11No, I'm sorry, I don't do certain things.
00:52:14But hey, don't forget we're about to become relatives.
00:52:16No, I'm not sorry, godmother
00:52:19And speaking of
00:52:20When is that official commitment celebrated?
00:52:24My Luigi is impatient
00:52:25Do you think I'd know, no, these guys?
00:52:28Maybe we could arrange it for Sunday
00:52:30No, better a day when the restaurant is closed.
00:52:32Oh, very good.
00:52:33Little Johnny?
00:52:34That?
00:52:34Go on, take this to that gentleman over there.
00:52:36Who, me?
00:52:37Yeah
00:52:38You're just like the old man, huh?
00:52:40Always thinking the same thing
00:52:42I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going
00:52:46Your soup, sir
00:52:47But will it be any weirder?
00:52:50Why are you sticking your finger in my soup, young man?
00:52:53Well, you see, I got it caught in a door
00:52:56What's happening?
00:52:57Well, it needs a lot of heat, so I put it in the soup
00:53:01Listen, why don't you try sticking your finger up your ass?
00:53:03It will be warmer
00:53:06I already do it between courses.
00:53:09But it doesn't relieve me
00:53:11Young guy
00:53:12Yeah
00:53:12Hey, can you bring us some fruit?
00:53:15Sure, what fruit would you like?
00:53:17We have seasonal fruit
00:53:18For a thousand persimmons
00:53:20Persimmons for me too
00:53:22Clear
00:53:25And I'll bring the boy a couple of nice ones, right?
00:53:28That?
00:53:29He doesn't dare
00:53:31Hi Jaimito, how are you?
00:53:33Wow, you look so handsome this morning
00:53:35When a female teacher sees you, she'll eat you alive.
00:53:36Hey, Lucio, I know what I'm doing.
00:53:39I like the substitutes
00:53:41Wait and see
00:53:54I have it in the jar
00:53:55Sometimes we're together
00:53:57Well?
00:53:58Are you happy?
00:53:59Yeah
00:53:59It is destiny that brings us together again, miss
00:54:03And on behalf of the entire class
00:54:04I want to tell you that we are in heaven.
00:54:08Thank you, you're really kind.
00:54:10But you see, if I'm here it's because of your teacher
00:54:13Unfortunately, he's been in an accident.
00:54:15Jaimito will be able to come in at least a week
00:54:18A week?
00:54:20Unfortunately, yes
00:54:20Now you're not so happy, are you?
00:54:23Of course I'm not happy!
00:54:24Just one week!
00:54:28Jaimito! Jaimito!
00:54:30Next time I'll bury her
00:54:35Well?
00:54:36What homework did you have for today?
00:54:39A comment on Julius Caesar
00:54:40I know it!
00:54:41I know it!
00:54:42What do you know?
00:54:42I know it!
00:54:44Good job, Jaimito!
00:54:44I'm listening!
00:54:45Yeah?
00:54:46Well, one morning
00:54:47Julius Caesar was awakened
00:54:50It's Caesar!
00:54:51It's a Gallic invasion!
00:54:52And Caesar said
00:54:53If it's a formal occasion, bring me the tuxedo!
00:54:55What a gala of thugs, those French!
00:54:57Ah!
00:54:58Then call the centurions
00:54:59There are no seatbelts.
00:55:00They're finished
00:55:01Then put on your suspenders.
00:55:03What suspenders?
00:55:04What are suspenders?
00:55:05Then call in the air force
00:55:09But aviation still has to be invented
00:55:12But okay, then
00:55:13Who is this Pontius Pilate pilot we have?
00:55:17You know, Jaimito?
00:55:18I didn't like you at all
00:55:20How strange.
00:55:21Because women say I'm irresistible.
00:55:23Go back to your place, go on
00:55:24With or without whistling
00:55:26What whistle?
00:55:26This
00:55:29That's enough, guys!
00:55:30Silence!
00:55:31Have you studied Manzoni?
00:55:32May 5th
00:55:33I!
00:55:33But what do you know?
00:55:34I've studied this better
00:55:35Go on, you say it
00:55:36I'm telling you.
00:55:36But I know it!
00:55:37It's going to sit you down
00:55:37He's going to say it.
00:55:38Okay, Lucio, go ahead.
00:55:40And she remained so still
00:55:41And she remained so still
00:55:42After the deathly sigh
00:55:45After the deathly sigh
00:55:46That came out of his cradle with a loud bang
00:55:48That came out of his...
00:55:49What are you saying?
00:55:50Jaimito!
00:55:52Continue
00:55:52So shaken, astonished
00:55:54So shaken, astonished
00:55:55The land visa is
00:55:57The land visa is
00:55:58We're all going to be screwed!
00:56:00Already!
00:56:00Are you saying it's a dog, please?
00:56:02Lucio, continue
00:56:04Silent thought
00:56:05Silent thought
00:56:06The last hour of mortal man
00:56:07The last hour of mortal man
00:56:09Whether he scratches his balls with a garcio
00:56:11It's done wrong.
00:56:11If he scratches...
00:56:14Jaimito!
00:56:15I'll get you suspended!
00:56:16Be careful!
00:56:17Will you shut up?
00:56:18Hey...
00:56:18Yeah
00:56:36It seems to me that this grandson of mine is not well.
00:56:40He's too calm.
00:56:42He hasn't said a single swear word all day.
00:56:45It's true
00:56:45I'll take him to the doctor tomorrow.
00:56:47Yes, Dad
00:56:48Very good
00:56:49Have him get a thorough check-up
00:56:50Peaceful
00:56:51Leave it on my tab
00:56:54Jaimito!
00:56:55Mother
00:56:55Leave me alone
00:56:56Do you have a mother's heart?
00:56:59I'm in love
00:57:00He's in love, Dad.
00:57:02I know what kind of love that is
00:57:05It won't let me sleep all night.
00:57:06Imagine it
00:57:07But hey, Dad
00:57:08Sueda
00:57:09What do you want me to do?
00:57:10Would you please be quiet?
00:57:11Look at my luck!
00:57:12It's a famous sieve maker who's speaking
00:57:16Free yourselves from all feelings
00:57:20Just listen to my voice
00:57:23Forget any problems
00:57:27Concentrate
00:57:29Concentrate
00:57:31Now I'm going to tell you
00:57:34And your mind will be free.
00:57:369, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
00:57:48It is my wish that all my viewers recover.
00:57:55Do exactly what I tell you.
00:58:01Put a hand on the television
00:58:04And place the other hand on the part of your body you wish to heal.
00:58:09The fluid that is in my hands will pass to you as if by magic.
00:58:15And you will be able to transmit it to the part of your body you wish to heal.
00:58:20But what are you doing?
00:58:22Just in case
00:58:24Concentrate
00:58:25Concentrate
00:58:28But are you focused?
00:58:31I'm concentrating, yes
00:58:32Concentrate more!
00:58:35Feel something in me
00:58:37Oh, Mom!
00:58:39He said to cure, not to resurrect
00:58:44Grandfather, you lost your virginity
00:58:47Laugh, laugh
00:58:49Hey, you're definitely a saint.
00:58:51But that's a son of a...
00:58:53Sit down
00:58:53Tell me everything
00:58:54Nobody is here to know the secrets of your life
00:58:58Past, present and future
00:59:00What do you want to know?
00:59:01The future, the past, I already know
00:59:03Oh, just right.
00:59:04Because you're almost a child
00:59:06And you have your whole life ahead of you.
00:59:08That's what I want to know my whole life.
00:59:10How much do you have?
00:59:11What about? Age?
00:59:12No, money
00:59:13Ah, money.
00:59:133,000 lire
00:59:15And that's why you want to know your whole life story?
00:59:17For 3,000 lire at most, I can tell you a week.
00:59:20How awful that they're so interested in money!
00:59:22I can go up to 3,500
00:59:23And for 3,500 I can go up to 10 days
00:59:26And that's doing you a favor.
00:59:27But can I tell you about a dream afterwards?
00:59:30No, we'll leave the dream for tomorrow.
00:59:32Bring me another 3,000 lire and I'll interpret it for you.
00:59:35Now let's look at the future
00:59:37Lift with your left hand
00:59:39What are we going to do? A quick game?
00:59:40Don't be a clown
00:59:41Get up and listen
00:59:45Sorry
00:59:47Hello?
00:59:48Who? How?
00:59:50No, no, this isn't it.
00:59:52I'm sorry, you've made a mistake.
00:59:54Excuse me, but how is that possible?
00:59:56Are you a mind reader and don't know who was on the phone?
00:59:59What do you want? Wasn't I in a trance?
01:00:07I see
01:00:10Two women
01:00:11A gorgeous, sweet one
01:00:14It's good!
01:00:16The other one is...
01:00:18Be a scumbag!
01:00:19That's it, you see, I can guess everything.
01:00:22You're in love with the beautiful one
01:00:25What a marvel! It's fantastic, but how could he have guessed it?
01:00:28But hey, will I get it?
01:00:30What are you saying? You want a wedding for a measly 3,000 lire?
01:00:33And then can I tell you about my dream?
01:00:36Okay, tell me about your dream
01:00:37Hey?
01:00:37Yes, well
01:00:39I dreamt that I was flying one radiant, sun-filled morning over the houses
01:00:43And at one point I saw a naked woman lying on a terrace, sunbathing
01:00:48And what did you do?
01:00:49What, what did I do?
01:00:51I know all about her like the back of my hand.
01:00:53And what did she do?
01:00:54She, nothing
01:00:55But if I only knew how angry the invisible man got
01:00:58And what does the invisible man have to do with it?
01:01:00He was on top of her and almost drilled into her.
01:01:03Listen, guys, you're pretty seriously ill.
01:01:06What are you saying?
01:01:07I'm going to give you some advice, you need to go with a woman right away.
01:01:09Yes, thanks
01:01:11Goodbye, okay?
01:01:12Huh? What's so funny? The money?
01:01:14Oh, yes, the money, what did you think? That I wasn't going to pay you?
01:01:16I am a fortune teller
01:01:20Hello, handsome
01:01:21Hello
01:01:21Do you look like you don't have much money?
01:01:23Well, actually I...
01:01:25Don't worry
01:01:26Military personnel and youngsters, here's a great price for you
01:01:28Ah, ticina, do you like it?
01:01:29Hey, do you also have a nice little dog for...
01:01:32Yes, let's go
01:01:40I'll take you to seventh heaven, you'll see.
01:01:44And I'll do it with 69
01:01:47Do you know what it is?
01:01:49The bus that leaves from Plaza Vitorio
01:01:52Thank you, bus
01:01:54I'm telling you
01:02:00Excuse me, but a little music wouldn't hurt.
01:02:02No
01:02:09How well is it in tune?
01:02:11Uh, excuse me, you whore.
01:02:12We withstood the first two
01:02:14But I don't think we can do the other 67.
01:02:16Right, ticina?
01:02:17Let's go, it stinks!
01:02:18You're too cute
01:02:20Hey, grandpa, why are we taking a taxi to go to the doctor?
01:02:23To keep you under control, so you can't escape
01:02:26Where are we going?
01:02:27Via Verdi 23
01:02:37Grandpa, look at those dogs, what are they doing?
01:02:39Heh, heh, heh, heh, you'll see
01:02:42The dog on top has hurt its paw
01:02:45Then his friend gets underneath him to help him walk
01:02:49Grandpa, that's true
01:02:51You can't do a friend a favor without them screwing you over.
01:02:56Grandpa, what are those young ladies doing?
01:02:59They are marriageable girls waiting for their boyfriends to go for a walk
01:03:03Grandpa, tell him the truth, we're in the 20th century
01:03:06Those are prostitutes.
01:03:08They're waiting for your husband, but the other one's.
01:03:11Hey, grandpa, can prostitutes have children?
01:03:14Sure, man
01:03:15Otherwise, how are taxi drivers born?
01:03:17Ah!
01:03:20But what's he carrying? A machine gun on top of his coffee?
01:03:23What is that for?
01:03:24What do you want? In these times, if you're not armed?
01:03:26But who does he want to kill?
01:03:28To the pedestrians, to the ice cream
01:03:30Only taxi drivers are left at the ice cream parlor.
01:03:32Grandpa, what do the taxi drivers have to say?
01:03:34Ignore him, he's just joking.
01:03:36Look, they're still trusting the crosswalks.
01:03:38Come on, come on, come on, come on!
01:03:42Oh!
01:03:43It failed!
01:03:46Look, there's another one! Come on, come on, come on, grandpa!
01:03:49May it never end!
01:03:52Oh, you son of a bitch!
01:03:54Grandfather, you son of a bitch
01:03:56He probably recognized her.
01:03:57Okay, grandpa
01:03:58Can't you see he's joking?
01:04:00Another one, another one! Don't miss this time!
01:04:11But how is that possible!
01:04:14Get down, grandpa, mine!
01:04:15That thing you're carrying there is useless!
01:04:17If I hadn't opened the door, he would have died.
01:04:22What a murderer!
01:04:24How funny that you're taunting me!
01:04:26It's going to open up!
01:04:27You bald idiot!
01:04:30Breathe
01:04:34Breathe
01:04:34Again
01:04:37Other
01:04:39Enough
01:04:41Do you know what you have?
01:04:43Of course I know!
01:04:44I am a hermaphrodite!
01:04:46I bet you don't even know what hermaphrodite means
01:04:48That's a piece of cake!
01:04:49That means I have two sexes!
01:04:51I have one down below and the other here in my head.
01:04:53I honestly hadn't noticed that detail.
01:04:56And I think you're exaggerating.
01:04:57You're going to end up like Magones
01:04:59Who is Magiones?
01:05:00One who from giving so much
01:05:02He ran out of balls
01:05:05Calm down, Jaimito
01:05:07I'll prescribe you a good restorative.
01:05:10But first I'll give you a shock vitamin injection
01:05:13No! Don't give me an injection!
01:05:15But stop, Jaimito!
01:05:16It's still!
01:05:17Grandfather!
01:05:18Grandfather!
01:05:18Grandfather!
01:05:19He hasn't given up!
01:05:19He hasn't given up!
01:05:20He didn't give up!
01:05:20That's it, guys!
01:05:22He dumped me!
01:05:22No, 篮ito!
01:05:24I don't want to go there for an injection!
01:05:27JIES!
01:05:28Classic!
01:05:28He hasn't left you!
01:05:30Marro, Dad!
01:05:34If only he had brought me the uniform
01:05:36Yes, indeed!
01:05:37Oh!
01:05:38No!'
01:05:38Be good!
01:05:39I promise not to do it to you!
01:05:40Oh, my son!
01:05:42Oh!
01:05:42Anytime!
01:05:43Inspire the hair, no!
01:05:44It makes me feel all mixed up!
01:05:46Well
01:05:47Hold it tight, please.
01:05:48That's what I do.
01:05:50I'm afraid!
01:05:51But seriously, how can you be afraid of a shot?
01:05:54Don't be a chicken, man.
01:05:56If you had seen me a thousand attached to Visinia, suffering.
01:05:59Yes, but Visinia was a war zone and my ass is a peace zone.
01:06:03Be quiet!
01:06:06I'm not scolding you.
01:06:07I'm not scolding you!
01:06:09You won't find out, man.
01:06:10Watch out!
01:06:12Careful!
01:06:24That's it.
01:06:25Have you already forgotten?
01:06:27Thank you, it wouldn't have been you.
01:06:29It's no big deal.
01:06:30How old am I?
01:06:32He's eighty, more or less.
01:06:33Ah, wow, you guessed it!
01:06:35I was a grenadier in my youth.
01:06:37And that's already known.
01:06:38Grenadier at twenty, grenadier for life.
01:06:42At my age, I still chase after women.
01:06:46That's called being lucky.
01:06:47Good luck and running wildly, and then he doesn't remember why.
01:06:52But am I sure I should take this medicine this way?
01:06:55Yeah.
01:06:56And who said so?
01:06:57What's it going to be?
01:06:58The doctor?
01:06:59Did the doctor say I should take it like this?
01:07:01Sure, exactly.
01:07:02One teaspoon a day with cold water.
01:07:04But it's freezing.
01:07:06Grab it.
01:07:07Open up about pneumonia!
01:07:08Open up about pneumonia!
01:07:09Open up about pneumonia!
01:07:13Jaimito, do you know how you're supposed to take your medicine?
01:07:15Grandpa, I'm studying now.
01:07:17But you have to take it and I don't know how.
01:07:19Is it written there?
01:07:20Well, read it.
01:07:21I've already read it.
01:07:22And what does it say?
01:07:23I'm confused.
01:07:24That's outrageous!
01:07:25Just call the doctor and ask him how to take it.
01:07:28Well.
01:07:36Hello?
01:07:37Doctor, I'm Jarmito.
01:07:38I don't remember how I'm supposed to take that medicine he prescribed.
01:07:42Anally.
01:07:44Ah!
01:07:45That's fine thanks.
01:07:46What did he tell you?
01:07:47He said it was through the anus.
01:07:49Anally.
01:07:50What does that mean?
01:07:51Do you know?
01:07:51No.
01:07:52So, if you don't know and I don't know, the doctor will have to explain it to you properly.
01:07:56Call again, please.
01:08:03Call again.
01:08:04Hello?
01:08:04I'm Jarmito.
01:08:06We haven't quite understood how to take it.
01:08:08Rectal administration.
01:08:10Oh, thank you!
01:08:12What did he say?
01:08:13He said it is taken rectally.
01:08:16Rectally?
01:08:17What does "rectally" mean?
01:08:19I don't know.
01:08:19Do you know?
01:08:20No, he'll know.
01:08:21Well then, call again and have him explain it to you better, go on.
01:08:24Grandpa, he's going to be angry.
01:08:26But hey, if there's no other way, we need to know how these things are taken.
01:08:33I'm Jarmito again.
01:08:35Forgive me, doctor.
01:08:36But we still haven't figured out how to take them.
01:08:39Up the ass.
01:08:41Stick the medicine up your ass.
01:08:43Is it clear now?
01:08:46What did he say?
01:08:47Have you heard yet?
01:08:48I already told you he would get angry.
01:08:51Come on, gorgeous, don't throw it away.
01:08:56Hello, Jarmito.
01:08:57Hello, Alfonso.
01:08:58Where are you going?
01:08:59Where am I going?
01:09:00To the vet.
01:09:01He has to kill the poor dog.
01:09:02Kill her?
01:09:03Because?
01:09:04Is she furious?
01:09:05No, not that much.
01:09:06But he does get a little annoyed.
01:09:08Come on.
01:09:16Okay, let's go.
01:09:18Okay.
01:09:20Like in the...
01:09:26Look, marqueta.
01:09:29Let's see this one.
01:09:31How nice.
01:09:32Oh.
01:09:34Hey, champ, you only have one ball left.
01:09:37So what? Is that what your father did with two keys?
01:09:41What do you mean?
01:09:42Do you never look in the mirror? It's bound to break if you do.
01:09:46The two kilos of plaster
01:09:48Are you sure it's the good kind, the kind that gets hard?
01:09:50Of course, the owner told me it's much better than reinforced concrete.
01:09:53Okay, then let's go, give my regards to your father, the artist.
01:09:56Come on, daughter, tern!
01:10:00At school everyone is betting against you
01:10:02And they say Chelani is cheating on you with the substitute.
01:10:04If anyone is capable of interfering with the substitute, it's not Chelani.
01:10:07Jaimito, don't get too confident
01:10:09Oh, really? You'll see, I accept the bet against everyone.
01:10:11The minimum amount is 500 lire.
01:10:13So let the show begin
01:10:16Show?
01:10:17Ass, ass, let's go
01:10:18Oh, this is a special dish indeed.
01:10:22Tocai Roast
01:10:23A great cook
01:10:28That's why it has so many things
01:10:29Some more
01:10:30It's not enough, thank you.
01:10:31I eat
01:10:32Some more
01:10:33Padilla is just for trying, you know?
01:10:36Do you want more here?
01:10:37Here it is, it's fine.
01:10:40Thank you
01:10:40Dad
01:10:41How many do I take?
01:10:42How many do you want to take? One, that little one.
01:10:44This one, this one
01:10:46That
01:10:46It's so small
01:10:47Now it's my turn, Mom
01:10:51Tiny
01:10:51How many, Mom?
01:10:52As many as you want, son.
01:10:53Two, take two
01:10:54Can I get two?
01:10:56As many as you want, that's it.
01:10:58Three like me
01:10:58Yes, I eat them myself.
01:11:01Luigi?
01:11:01Yes, yes
01:11:06Thank you
01:11:08Puree?
01:11:08Not for me, because potatoes give me flatulence.
01:11:10What's it to you?
01:11:11Fill your belly and go hard with the abicides
01:11:13TRUE?
01:11:14The winds are coming your way
01:11:15And we finished with everything.
01:11:17Okay, that's enough.
01:11:19Good
01:11:21No, not me, Luigi
01:11:22But wait, Venerita
01:11:24I'll serve Luigi, okay?
01:11:27Do you want a little bit, Luigi?
01:11:28Eat, the mashed potatoes are very good for you
01:11:30No, that's enough.
01:11:31Thank you, Jaimito
01:11:32The mashed potatoes are very filling.
01:11:33You know how my mom makes her mashed potatoes.
01:11:35As soon as you try it
01:11:36Enough, Jaimito
01:11:37Give me the mashed potatoes
01:11:38Sit down
01:12:05He's fishing for curry
01:12:10What's up, Luigi?
01:12:14Mom, help me.
01:12:18Come on.
01:12:21That's nothing, it had to do with the restaurant.
01:12:23Take it, grandpa, take it.
01:12:24Come on, we're going to do it, we're going to do it.
01:12:26I'm celebrating.
01:12:28Wow, that's incredible, grandpa!
01:12:30Luigi is bald, he knows how to do sleight of hand.
01:12:32We're finished.
01:12:33I'll make myself a sweater!
01:12:34But what?
01:12:35But, lift!
01:12:36What do you say, young man?
01:12:37Go ahead, be a bad woman!
01:12:39Oh, what a river!
01:12:40Wait!
01:12:41Hey grandpa!
01:12:42That is!
01:12:42You shoot!
01:12:43Apoja, grandpa!
01:12:45Let's see!
01:12:46That is!
01:12:47Throw it, Beredeta!
01:12:48Pull, stop, Mom!
01:12:49Beredeta, Mom!
01:12:50Paste!
01:12:53Shut up, my God and Paul!
01:12:54That is!
01:12:55One, two, one, two, three!
01:12:57Fountain, for me!
01:12:58That is!
01:12:58And so!
01:12:59There it is!
01:13:01Oh!
01:13:02It doesn't end.
01:13:05One, two, one, and three!
01:13:09See how easy it is now?
01:13:10Oh my goodness!
01:13:11Luigi, you'd better swallow the rest.
01:13:13It's only two hundred meters.
01:13:16There, darling!
01:13:17Things were better in the trenches!
01:13:23Well, you need to be a little patient.
01:13:25This is not always the case.
01:13:26Oh, no?
01:13:26No, no, sometimes it's worse.
01:13:27Oh, grandpa, he's hiding!
01:13:31The important thing is that the boys are...
01:13:33Of course, of course, of course!
01:13:34Dad, Grandpa, Grandpa!
01:13:35Grandfather!
01:13:36But, well, will you let me fart in peace?
01:13:40Every time I want to vent, you block my way.
01:13:43Bring the plates and the shampoo.
01:13:45Very good.
01:13:45How beautiful!
01:13:46Yes, yes, yes!
01:13:50Here's the cake!
01:13:52That's great, Mom!
01:13:54Let's toast to the newlyweds!
01:13:56Let's hope it went well.
01:13:58Man, my wife made it.
01:13:59I don't want to miss the cake!
01:14:03Let the cake happen, Sabrina!
01:14:05Here, my treasure!
01:14:14Go ahead, my dear!
01:14:23Well, what are you laughing at, Jairito?
01:14:26He can't.
01:14:27Let him try more.
01:14:29But what's so strange?
01:14:31What an egg!
01:14:33I knew it.
01:14:35No.
01:14:36Asulta, leave me alone, leave me alone.
01:14:38Yes, you try it.
01:14:40Because I don't...
01:14:42Forgive him, Igi.
01:14:43I knew it, I knew it.
01:14:46Let me.
01:14:47You try it.
01:14:49Let's see, what can it do?
01:14:52No.
01:14:54What have you done?
01:14:55With eggs.
01:14:57But you've let it ferment.
01:15:00Dad!
01:15:02Maybe you can handle him.
01:15:03Okay, let's see.
01:15:04Oh my God.
01:15:05But...
01:15:06Nothing, it's nothing.
01:15:17But seriously, woman, what did you use to do it?
01:15:18Yes, yes, yes.
01:15:20Why don't you try Luigi?
01:15:22Ah, well, let's see if it's more.
01:15:23Yes, yes.
01:15:24Let's see.
01:15:25Here, try your Luigi.
01:15:26Forward!
01:15:27Come on, show me who you are.
01:15:31Here, try this.
01:15:32He'll prove it to you.
01:15:33Tell me, man, prove it, prove it.
01:15:41It's so hard, it feels like cement.
01:15:43She's tougher than a mule, huh?
01:15:44Oh, you really have a nerve, Jaimito.
01:15:50It's impossible, I can't.
01:15:51Can't you?
01:15:51No, wait.
01:15:52New to this.
01:15:56Turn it over.
01:16:00Now he has to leave.
01:16:02It's simply not possible anymore.
01:16:05Let me through, let a goatherd through!
01:16:07You were so sure you did it!
01:16:15Grandpa, that's how we're going to lose the war.
01:16:19I have failed.
01:16:20Stay still, you relax, grandpa, I'll do it.
01:16:22You're going to try the cake.
01:16:25Everyone is going to try it.
01:16:27I need some exercise to get in shape.
01:16:29These things are announced in advance.
01:16:32That's how you prepare, Jaimito.
01:16:35But what are you doing?
01:16:37Hey?
01:16:37But what are you doing?
01:16:38The latest case!
01:16:41Ha ha ha!
01:16:56Grandpa, what happened?
01:16:58We have won the war!
01:16:59My God.
01:17:01My God.
01:17:03I knew it would end like this.
01:17:05I'd have to see that at the restaurant!
01:17:17Hey, Jaimito!
01:17:18What's happening?
01:17:19Can't you see there!
01:17:20There are snakes!
01:17:21What do you mean there are snakes?
01:17:23Come here, come and help me.
01:17:24Give me a hand.
01:17:26Oh!
01:17:26A viper bit me right here!
01:17:29Where?
01:17:30Here, between the legs.
01:17:31I'm half dead.
01:17:32He has poisoned me.
01:17:33Run from my being to the Red Cross, to the doctors, to the firefighters.
01:17:36Don't worry!
01:17:36I'm going to keep looking for the doctors!
01:17:38Don't worry!
01:17:38Hey!
01:17:39I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
01:17:42Runs!
01:17:58Hey, doctor!
01:18:00Yeah?
01:18:00Who is it?
01:18:02Doctor, Jaimito!
01:18:03Listen, a friend of mine has been bitten by a viper.
01:18:06What can I do?
01:18:07You must open the wound and suck it.
01:18:09Suck hard.
01:18:11Sucking on the wound?
01:18:12Yeah.
01:18:13Thank you, doctor.
01:18:18Hey, hurry up, frozen!
01:18:19Runs!
01:18:20Come here!
01:18:20But what are you doing?
01:18:21Runs!
01:18:22I'm dying!
01:18:23Come on!
01:18:24Come here, quickly!
01:18:25Come here!
01:18:26Yes, yes, yes!
01:18:27Yes, yes!
01:18:27Why have you talked so much?
01:18:29Ah!
01:18:29What did the doctor say?
01:18:31Ah!
01:18:31The doctor!
01:18:32Yes, the doctor said so!
01:18:33He said!
01:18:34What did he say?!
01:18:35You're going to die!
01:18:37But I...!
01:18:38Yeah!
01:18:44Good morning, miss!
01:18:45Good morning, miss!
01:18:46We're snoring about flowers!
01:18:49Good morning, Jaimito!
01:19:09The first channel was better!
01:19:14Good morning, Jaimito!
01:19:20Good morning, Jaimito!
01:19:21But, well, what does he do?
01:19:22No, get out of the way, you idiot!
01:19:29This channel has much more interference.
01:19:35Here comes the werewolf!
01:19:47But what are you doing?
01:19:52Admit that he beat you to it.
01:19:54What are you saying?
01:19:55Who wants to be the one to get ahead of Jaimito?
01:19:59Look, everyone's bet against you.
01:20:02If you lose, you're going to have to pay a lot of money.
01:20:05Trust me, I have bail
01:20:06Yes, yes, but I'll keep it to myself.
01:20:07Wow, how distrustful!
01:20:17Professor, Alfonso, let's go to the bar
01:20:18We'll be right back
01:20:19Okay, professor
01:20:28It no longer works
01:20:30But seriously, why are you hitting yourself?
01:20:32Lucky you, you're daydreaming
01:20:33Me, huh?
01:20:34Come on, go to class
01:20:35Alfonso
01:20:36I hate you!
01:20:38Do you know what I told you?
01:20:40I'd like to be covered in gold.
01:20:41That way I could buy an eight-cylinder Macerati with an automatic transmission
01:20:45If I were rolling in money, I'd buy a Ferrari.
01:20:47Already 300 per hour
01:20:49Well, I'd like to be covered in gold.
01:20:51Because?
01:20:52Because the brother of a friend of mine, who only has four hairs on his balls, has already bought them
01:20:56two models
01:21:01Okay guys, today's lesson will be about the history of Italy
01:21:06Let's see, open the book
01:21:09Jaimito!
01:21:09What have you done to your hands?
01:21:10Nothing, I was helping my father at the restaurant and I got burned.
01:21:14Poor Jaimito, I'm sorry, I hope you get better soon
01:21:17Yes, thank you very much, it's nothing.
01:21:23Okay guys, let's begin the lesson
01:21:28Let's see, let's see
01:21:31Open the books to page 50
01:21:33Uh, miss
01:21:35Yeah?
01:21:36And how do I do it?
01:21:38Oh, sorry Jaimito, you're right, I'll help you now.
01:21:50That's it
01:21:53Thank you
01:21:55He acknowledges that the young lady is very good.
01:21:57It's good and it's very good
01:22:13Oh, oh, oh!
01:22:14Too bad!
01:22:17Oh, what a shame!
01:22:19Oh my God!
01:22:21Jaimito!
01:22:24What's wrong? Why flowers?
01:22:26Because I really need to pee, but with my hands bandaged, I don't know how I'm going to do it.
01:22:29Don't worry, I'll help you
01:22:31Yes, thanks
01:22:32Very, very, very fast
01:22:40But, Jaimito
01:22:44Jaimito!
01:22:46Jaimito!
01:22:50Jaimito!
01:22:53Jaimito!
01:22:54You're a scoundrel!
01:22:56I'm going to fail you for the entire course!
01:22:58Jaimito!
01:22:59Jaimito!
01:23:01Don't forget about the money, okay!
01:23:04I have come, the place of the father and the mother
01:23:07Because I know Jaimito better than anyone
01:23:10Jaimito is sorry
01:23:13And he apologizes to everyone.
01:23:16And he apologizes to everyone.
01:23:16Hey?
01:23:17That?
01:23:18Hey?
01:23:19Hey?
01:23:19Hey?
01:23:20Come on, tell us something, Jaimito
01:23:22We are all willing to accept sincere proof of your repentance.
01:23:29Goodwill
01:23:31Goodwill can be demonstrated with a single word
01:23:35With a single gesture
01:23:37Have you understood?
01:23:38You have been forgiven
01:23:40They are waiting for a gesture, a word
01:23:44Are you sure, grandpa?
01:23:45Of course!
01:23:47You haven't heard it
01:23:48They're waiting for a gesture!
01:23:52Yeah
01:23:54Everything there!
01:24:22Watch out, Luigi
01:24:23You're not going to lose the palette
01:24:27What was that, Mom?
01:24:29It has been
01:24:30The cannon that announces midday, treasure
01:24:33Then you'll have to get your act together, ma'am.
01:24:35It sets him back ten minutes
01:24:39I would like two screws
01:24:40Two screws?
01:24:41Yeah
01:24:41Well, two screws and that's it.
01:24:42That?
01:24:43Two screws
01:24:44What's happening?
01:24:44Two screws, dear sir
01:24:45They are sold by weight.
01:24:46How do you expect me to calculate two screws?
01:24:48Well, don't worry.
01:24:50What's the minimum you can give me?
01:24:52The minimum is...
01:24:53Twenty grams
01:24:55Seventeen screws
01:24:56Seventeen?
01:24:57But what am I supposed to do with seventeen screws?
01:24:59Ah, you'll know that's gone, customer.
01:25:00Okay, okay
01:25:02So if he can't give poisons
01:25:03It needs seventeen screws
01:25:04But hurry
01:25:05Males or females
01:25:07What does "males" or "females" mean?
01:25:08Don't you know that screws come in pairs?
01:25:10Males and females
01:25:11No, I don't know
01:25:12But if you say so
01:25:13Now it turns out that Mendoza
01:25:14Seventeen screws
01:25:15Males and seventeen females
01:25:17And according to you, I should keep seventeen female screws.
01:25:19And who do I sell them to?
01:25:20Okay, fine
01:25:21Nine thirty-four screws
01:25:23Seventeen males and seventeen females
01:25:24But hurry, because I'm in a rush.
01:25:26And the little eye?
01:25:27Hey?
01:25:28How long?
01:25:29Well, like that, I think.
01:25:31What do you mean, like that?
01:25:32Like that, like that
01:25:33Relative, sir
01:25:34Thus, two or three centimeters less
01:25:37Eye
01:25:37Two or three centimeters
01:25:38Listen, I have to be precise
01:25:41In my profession I am very precise
01:25:43Very precise
01:25:44What would I have in a heavy?
01:25:45Three centimeters, happy
01:25:48Three centimeters is fine
01:25:49The cutting or cross-cutting groove
01:25:52The cleft or cut, according to
01:25:54Short-cut, small
01:25:56They can be made of iron or steel
01:25:58Give them to me however you want
01:25:59Steel, iron, butter
01:26:00But give them to me soon.
01:26:01I have a lot of breeze
01:26:02Iron
01:26:04Another thing
01:26:05Hey?
01:26:06What diameter?
01:26:07That's enough, damn it!
01:26:09Good afternoon
01:26:12Here you are
01:26:13This is the toilet bowl
01:26:15I already showed her ass yesterday
01:26:16Can I have that roll of toilet paper now?
01:26:26Excuse me, officer
01:26:27Can you do me a favor?
01:26:30Hey?
01:26:30What is this?
01:26:31Don't provoke me again!
01:26:33Take!
01:26:34Take that, man!
01:26:34Take!
01:26:35I'm here!
01:26:36Take!
01:26:37Take!
01:26:38Yes, yes, yes, yes!
01:26:39Women without any power!
01:26:40Well, it'll be possible!
01:26:42But what are you doing?
01:26:43What are you saying, ma'am?
01:26:43It's intolerable that he was dressing a child!
01:26:46A child?
01:26:46Yeah!
01:26:47A child!
01:26:47But he knows what he's talking about!
01:26:48If he were my son,
01:26:49I would report him!
01:26:50Please, it shouldn't be done!
01:26:51Is that clear?!
01:26:52Hey?
01:26:53But listen, lady!
01:26:54What son?
01:26:55This is a woman's son!
01:26:57Do you know what he says to me every time he sees me?
01:26:59Well no!
01:26:59Mount the little dog!
01:27:00That's what he tells me!
01:27:01Oh!
01:27:02So that?
01:27:02To have a police dog!
01:27:05Come on, Titina!
01:27:06What do you think, ma'am?
01:27:36Thank you!
01:28:04Thank you!
01:28:13Thank you!
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