00:04I get very emotional at weddings.
00:07I can see that you're welling up.
00:09Yeah, and I'm just looking at Erkel, I mean, Eric Young here in that beautiful Carolina blue powder blue suit.
00:16He looks so handsome, I gotta say, the man looks distinguished.
00:20Complete with cummerbund.
00:22Yeah, well, why wouldn't he have a cummerbund?
00:24We saw earlier, Rosina, Sarita.
00:27Well, trying to tempt EY, but it looks like he's got that tunnel vision.
00:34I think Eric Young actually washed his hair for this wedding.
00:38What about the beard?
00:39No, that never gets washed, but I've never seen him in those bifocals either.
00:44He looks pretty good with the shades on, his glasses on.
00:45Almost distinguished.
00:47Almost.
00:48And he's so excited.
00:50Obviously, that's a crazy kid, right?
00:51He's just so, he's such, he's just such wedding love bliss, whatever it's called, with OGB.
00:57Well, I heard they might be going on their honeymoon.
00:59Check this out.
01:00That's what my people tell me.
01:02To a flea market in Des Moines.
01:03That's what I heard.
01:04That's what the honeymoon's supposed to be, like four days in Des Moines.
01:07That should be nice.
01:10Of course, the knockout titles, Eric Young, one-half of the female tag team champions.
01:38Where's she at?
01:39Where's OGB?
01:45Waiting for her proper music, of course.
01:47Of course.
01:49Moment of truth is here.
01:51The time has arrived.
01:53The lovely bride is on her way to the steel cage.
01:58And I don't think those words have ever been said before.
02:00Oh, I agree.
02:01And OGB lifted her arm in the air.
02:03And we met her girl, Eric Young, washed his hair.
02:05And I think that OGB shaved her armpits for the wedding.
02:09So that, too, is great for the camo wedding.
02:13When I got married to my wife, I said, honey, you need to wear a camouflage dress.
02:17And, well, if I said that, she would just run away in strength.
02:21But could you imagine getting married, Mike?
02:23And your chick, your bride-to-be, is in a camouflage dress.
02:27It's perfect for OGB.
02:29Just trying to think about marrying one half of the knockout tag team champions.
02:33Yeah, right.
02:34Where's the wedding party?
02:35That's what I want to know.
02:37Where's the wedding party?
02:38You didn't get the invitation?
02:40No, I meant the party.
02:41The people that are made of honor, the best, man.
02:43I guess they have no friends.
02:46You know what a wedding party is, Mike?
02:48The people that...
02:48I thought you were talking about the post-wedding party.
02:51No.
02:51I got you.
02:54Best man.
02:55Made of honor, yeah, whatever, ushers.
02:58And, of course, they're locking the door.
02:59Green Bear.
02:59Green Bear, right.
03:00Locked up, steel, locked up.
03:02Well, Eric Young, no running away now, buddy.
03:05You're locked in to get married.
03:08I think Eric Young, now he's kind of wishing it was an escape route.
03:15Just in case.
03:16Of course.
03:21Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this blessed event between two very unique individuals,
03:28Eric Cornelius Young and Miss ODB.
03:40Tonight, with each of you as witnesses, these two individuals shall join together as one.
03:54This wonderful and majestic setting, the 15-foot-high steel cage, is actually quite symbolic.
04:04Symbolic of the strength needed to make it through marriage together.
04:10Symbolic of the commitment necessary to make it through a lifetime of partnership locked together.
04:19Marriage is, till death do they part.
04:25But, before we get to the vows, Eric and ODB have prepared a video which demonstrates their love for each
04:33other.
04:41I want to lay you down, and give it to you in your neck.
04:58You want to lay me down, and play around.
05:02I see you looking like my baby daddy now.
05:06And you can rub it in between my cheeks.
05:09Oh, look at me, I can touch my feet.
05:14Now baby, turn me around so you can hit a good look.
05:18Look at this pretty brown, brown, and baby.
05:23Oh, put it in my neck, my neck, my neck.
05:28I want to lay you down.
05:31I want to lay you down.
05:35And give it to you in your neck.
05:38Oh, put it in my neck.
05:44Oh, put it in my neck.
06:05ODB and Eric have prepared vows to each other and shall read them right now.
06:19ODB, I promise to be with you forever and care for you always, even when you fart.
06:38I also promise to allow you to rub my feet whenever you want because I know you're into
06:53that and I care, I vow to be your tag partner in wrestling and in life now and for the
07:13rest
07:13of our lives, together.
07:25ODB, your vows.
07:30I promise not to take your last name but to take your ring music and I promise to slap
07:47your a** when necessary because I know you're into that.
07:59I promise to give you a buffet-a-bam anytime you want.
08:09ODB, ODB, ODB, ODB, ODB, ODB, ODB.
08:16Now if there is any reason that anyone amongst us feels that these two should not be joined
08:24together in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace.
08:31Mike, sit down.
08:41Oh, here come the temptresses, Sarita and Rosita.
08:45Maybe it's a good thing the cage door is locked.
08:48Stop the music.
08:50Jack by second because we object.
08:56Eric, we tried to show you backstage what a real woman is made of, but you ran away
09:05like a little boy.
09:07And if you're a man, you'll make a decision.
09:12Would you rather spend the rest of your life with that beast, or would you rather have
09:20a taste of the best knockout tag team champions of all time.
09:27Show them what I mean, Rosita.
09:29DJ, hit that music.
09:35I said, mommy, let's see what you got.
09:38Look at that.
09:46Look at that hair, those beautiful eyes she's got.
09:50Good job, Eric.
09:51Great art.
09:51Take a look at all of that.
09:53That could be yours.
09:54It could be all yours.
09:58You know, EY, I don't think you quite grasp the opportunity that you have right here.
10:04So, Sarita, let's deal this deal right here, or right now.
10:09Show them.
10:10That's right.
10:12Get it in.
10:13Oh!
10:15All yours, EY.
10:17Look at what you could be missing out on.
10:19Look at that.
10:19Look at that.
10:19Oh, look at that right there.
10:22Class A.
10:23Class A.
10:24Look at that sound cute, right?
10:26That's right.
10:27Eric.
10:28Eric, come on.
10:29Come on.
10:29Make your choice, Urkel.
10:31Eric.
10:33Look, I get it.
10:35I don't have what those girls have.
10:37I get it.
10:38Everybody with me.
10:38I get it.
10:44I get it.
10:46Go!
10:47I get it!
10:47Oh, I get it.
10:48Go!
10:48But these girls don't have what I have.
10:52Bet!!
10:55Oh,
10:58my God! What's
10:59it gonna be, Eric? What's
11:01it gonna be?! You are
11:03a на- right, guys.
11:12Eric, climb over the cage.
11:13Run!
11:27ODB, listen to me.
11:31You're perfect for me.
11:33You're everything I've ever wanted.
11:35I've been dreaming about this since I was a little boy.
11:38Really?
11:39We've been wondering of what could make this wedding perfect,
11:42and it just came to me.
11:44I know the missing ingredient to make this wedding absolutely perfect.
12:02Why are these people disrobing during their wedding?
12:05I'm confused here.
12:08Maybe he'll leave the cummerbund on.
12:13Oh, my God.
12:15Stop the ping.
12:23Nice knickers.
12:32Let's do this right.
12:34Hold them down, boy.
12:35Pull them down.
12:36Oh, yeah.
12:38Whitey-tidies.
12:40Come on.
12:42No.
12:43What the?
12:44Come on.
12:46Take it off.
12:48Well, Preacher Patterson, he's going to disrobe, too.
12:54Beat him, Kev.
12:58This guy might have had a couple of chips of flesh that the ODB had.
13:03It looks a little lit, Mike.
13:06I can't even look at this.
13:08Perfect.
13:09Let's do this.
13:12Eric, do you take ODB to be your lawfully wedded wife?
13:17Yes.
13:18Yes.
13:19Yes.
13:20Yes.
13:20Yes.
13:21Yes.
13:22Yes.
13:22Yes.
13:23Yes.
13:23Yes.
13:24Yes.
13:25Yes.
13:25Yes.
13:27Yes.
13:32Yes.
13:35Yes.
13:41Oh, yeah.
13:42Boom.
13:45I now pronounce you man and wife.
13:48You may kiss the bride.
13:51This is going to be sloppy.
13:53Oh, hell, in the words of Eric Young, we've just witnessed the perfect wedding.
13:58We got it, we got it.
