01:04It's Ebeneezer Scrooge.
01:10Hello.
01:13The Muppet Christmas Carol.
01:16I'll drink to Mr. Scrooge, even though he is stingy and badly dressed.
01:22Humbug.
01:23There goes Mr. Humbug.
01:26There goes Mr. Grimm.
01:28Do you think it's safe for us to be up here?
01:31If they gave a prize for being mean, the winner would be him.
01:36Yes, Mr. Cratchit.
01:37If you please, Mr. Scrooge.
01:39The bookkeeping staff would like to have an extra shovel full of coal for the fire.
01:42Our assets are frozen.
01:44How would the bookkeepers like to be suddenly unemployed?
01:48Heat wave.
01:50Oi.
01:50This is my island in the sun.
01:53It's Charles Dickens' classic tale.
01:56As only the Muppets can tell it.
01:58It's good to be heckling again.
02:00It's good to be doing anything again.
02:03Stuffed with holiday warmth and cheer.
02:05There's a season to be jolly and joy.
02:09This is the movie to see, to share, to cherish with someone you love.
02:14Thank you for making me a part of this.
02:17Now available on videocassette.
02:20It's the Muppet Christmas Carol.
02:23God bless us, everyone.
02:25Whatever.
02:26Now available from Jim Henson Video.
02:29Smile.
02:30A spectacular motion picture event.
02:33Actually, it's a nothingness.
02:34The one movie that's got it all.
02:36The Great Muppet Taper.
02:38Let's go for it.
02:39It's the story of a Darren Jewel heist.
02:42The target, Diana Rigg as wealthy Lady Holiday.
02:46I feel as if thieves were breathing down my neck.
02:48Thieves aren't breathing down your neck.
02:50The culprit, Charles Grodin as her dastardly brother.
02:53Why are you doing this?
02:54Because I'm a villain?
02:55And the prime suspect.
02:57I think I've got a picture of a thief.
02:59A beautiful young pig.
03:01Miss Piggy stole my necklots.
03:04And now it's up to Kermit the Frog.
03:07We're about to embark on a potentially dangerous mission.
03:11Fozzie Bear.
03:12We don't want the bad guys to win.
03:15The Great Gonzo.
03:15I heard him planning to steal the baseball diamonds.
03:19And a heroic band of party animals.
03:21We're gonna have to catch those thieves red-handed.
03:23What color are their vins now?
03:25To save the day.
03:26There could be physical violence.
03:29There could be gunplay.
03:32There's the slightest chance that somebody might even get killed.
03:35I'm out.
03:36I got a dental appointment.
03:38It's Muppet action and adventure like you've never seen before.
03:41It is rather breathtaking, isn't it?
03:43All wrapped up in the wildest Muppet motion picture ever.
03:47You want an excitement?
03:48Now you can own The Great Muppet Caper on videocassette.
03:52Need I say more?
03:54Now available from Walt Disney Home Video, it's Spot.
03:57With a smile and a laugh, he can light up your day.
04:01Like the sun peeking over the hill.
04:05And his eyes give a wink, cause he's ready to play.
04:08Come along, it will be quite a thrill.
04:11There's a brand new world to discover.
04:16Let's uncover what he's got.
04:21Everyone is having lots of fun with a friend named Spot.
04:27Disney presents Spot, now on video.
04:30And now, our feature presentation.
