00:00yeah that's the start of the game okay how do you even buy i don't even know how to buy
00:05put i to open it look up on smite fire oh shoot dude so go to the left panel or
00:14yeah left panel
00:15hit starter items if you want one of those if you do get bluestone pendant because it's still
00:21really good um jesus i can't look at it see if you have it but you're gonna want to start
00:28building some magical defense probably this is so genji's guard
00:37genji's guard okay he's i'm gonna be the i'm gonna be the uh
00:44the weight that drowns you guys i feel slow as hell dude
00:54yeah we are actually slow arena joust is god
01:02i don't even what is my two you choose a spin oh my god
01:09you're dead oh my god i tried to bird away dude i've seen four years i haven't touched this game
01:17in four years
01:23just just don't get annoyed with me because uh
01:26four years is a long time to not touch this
01:34i'm just i don't used to assault so
01:40oh fuck i leveled up my three instead of my all
01:44yeah
01:48i'm scared of them
01:53oh that's
01:55that's a whirlpool from poseidon be careful
01:58i'm no
02:04you're by yourself be careful get out
02:06i oh you got caught
02:11it's all coming back to me why i didn't play this for four years
02:18four years dude
02:19just in bullshit
02:33oh i'm dead here
02:35i can't get in there and not die that's he said i gotta get in there because i'm the warrior
02:40all right you don't have to you can kind of play it safe
02:44i gotta get used to the game again
02:48true
02:50oh i did the wrong animal
02:56this is just the test run
02:58oh my god
03:04well it's only three to four we're not doing too bad
03:06oh you son of a
03:09yeah your next item i think breastplate of valor would be a go-to
03:16yeah
03:19breastplate of valor
03:21it's a physical defense that'll help with the ular
03:30oh i can't buy out here okay
03:33i know but i haven't played this in four years
03:44yeah
03:45i know
03:46see if you go in you get your shit pushed in
03:52oh okay okay okay
03:53oh i missed my ult
03:55fuck
03:56how do you return
03:58uh b
03:59okay
04:01i do believe
04:02no no no no no no
04:03oh
04:04i don't know
04:05oh
04:05oh
04:11a good item to have
04:12a good item to have
04:13a good item to have
04:14a good item to have
04:14a good item to have
04:19killing three
04:19creamer what's up
04:21This other team is tryhard-ing, dude. Holy crap.
04:27How you doing, man?
04:30Oh, no!
04:32Oh, there goes. Hurt.
04:35Oh, okay.
04:42Ow.
04:48Nope. That hurts.
04:51Yup.
04:54What's the little portal do right here?
04:56Oh, no.
04:57You gotta defend that.
04:58Is that the big ox?
05:00What happened to you yesterday, dude?
05:06Oh, I left without a relic.
05:11Oh, I did the wrong one! I'm a stupid bitch!
05:19That was my kill, you bitch!
05:33That was my kill, you bitch!
05:37Oh, give me that.
05:37Oh, motherfucker.
05:39You annihilated me!
05:42I'm out.
05:42That hurt.
05:45I'm still waiting what happened to you yesterday.
05:49Ow!
05:52Holy nuke!
05:55Yeah, she can make her clay dolls explode, so...
06:05This old man's not used to solve this movement.
06:11I don't like Poseidon. He scares me.
06:16He got...
06:17Dude, that's awesome.
06:18He got his first ever girlfriend.
06:21Woo!
06:22Proud of you, dude.
06:25Oh!
06:27Oh, I messed with my arm.
06:29I'm dead.
06:30I went in, I got stupi-
06:32I wasn't a normal...
06:38Well, Kramer, I'm proud of you.
06:43What's her name?
06:46Oh, you're gonna say, what's his name?
06:47Heh.
06:50Oh, no, no.
06:50No, no, no.
06:55Alright, what the hell is a relic?
06:56It keeps nagging me about a relic, a relic.
06:58It's at the bottom right.
06:59That's what I thought.
06:59Your Aegis animal?
07:01Yeah.
07:02Each one's got a couple different effects.
07:13Nope.
07:14He's too fast.
07:16Her name is Lily.
07:20Hopefully not short for Lilith.
07:27Oh!
07:28I died trying to ult so I could get health.
07:33Poops in my mouth.
07:40Doesn't matter what relic I get.
07:42Does it really matter?
07:46I don't care.
07:48Just quit nagging me.
07:50Quit nagging me.
07:50Yeah, I'm-
07:51I'm bad.
08:01Nope.
08:10Nope.
08:16Oh.
08:21Just out of range of me.
08:23Or him.
08:23Thank God.
08:24Nope.
08:26So after you're breastplate of Valor, you're probably gonna wanna get...
08:30Heartward annual?
08:31I think it's called.
08:33Okay.
08:35He's trying to get a thousand subs.
08:37He's at 165.
08:39You just keep grinding.
08:43YouTube makes it so hard.
08:45Um.
08:49Oh God.
08:56Good job.
09:00It was all you.
09:01You gave that to me.
09:02You gave that to me.
09:06Oh.
09:07She was so close.
09:11He sucks at helping each other.
09:13The sound is still a little loud.
09:17Yeah.
09:19The best way to get a thousand subs is probably shorts.
09:22They force that in YouTube.
09:25I really hate it.
09:27But.
09:29Yeah.
09:31You guys are in too deep.
09:34Oh, you think he's dead?
09:36Oh yeah, he gets dead.
09:48Oh.
09:49Oh.
09:49That's awesome, dude.
09:51Oh.
09:52That hurt.
09:54What?
09:55The lion is dead.
09:55I'm always over there by himself.
09:57I can't catch her.
09:59Oh, I did, but then.
10:00Careful you're by your...
10:01Oh no, you're not by yourself.
10:02Still.
10:04I'm scared.
10:063000 views is awesome, my guy.
10:12I got stunned.
10:13I got stunned.
10:14I was stunned.
10:20God, I did not...
10:22Did not miss this...
10:23...gaping, dude.
10:26This might play assault.
10:27Completely random.
10:28You can't really stack the team.
10:33Yeah.
10:39Aww.
10:40And I missed.
10:42He can stop my attack?
10:47His whirlpool, yeah, it stops movement abilities.
10:49I still didn't even get the win there.
10:52The kill.
10:52That bitch took it.
10:54Get that suit.
11:20No, we are not winning.
11:24We'd like to be.
11:25I haven't played this in four years.
11:27I'm gonna make them lose, no matter what.
11:31We're only down by 100 points.
11:34It's 11 to 30.
11:35Maybe.
11:36Yeah.
11:37I haven't played this in...
11:38...400 years.
11:44Tried to mitigate it.
11:46Dropped some healing.
11:53Are you winning?
11:54No.
11:55I just think of the meme when you say that.
11:58Yeah.
12:00Oh.
12:00On her might be dead.
12:09Got a kill with my all.
12:11Almost got two.
12:12Hell.
12:12Oh.
12:13Hell yeah, dude.
12:20Careful.
12:20Careful.
12:21That ruler still has.
12:36I ran because I knew I had to.
12:40He said, yes, sir.
12:41Ra.
12:42Ult.
12:48Oh, good job, dude.
12:52Can you buy some items?
12:59Finally, I stole a kill.
13:00I had to.
13:02I don't know.
13:02You secured it.
13:05Oh.
13:06Careful, you're by yourself.
13:07I do believe.
13:10Ain't no way we're gonna win.
13:14I don't know.
13:15And he said Rip Techno.
13:16Probably like Technoblade.
13:18Was that his name?
13:20Yup.
13:21Yeah.
13:24Very sad.
13:25He was quite young.
13:27I never watched...
13:29I never watched his content, but...
13:31Okay.
13:32I should buy what?
13:34Quick...
13:35You're...
13:36I...
13:36I got...
13:36I got the heart word.
13:38I don't know what...
13:39Alright, so...
13:40Do I need power?
13:41Do I need more defense?
13:42Should I upgrade the blue stone?
13:45Yeah.
13:45Oh, I can't.
13:46No.
13:46A blue stone's still up to 20.
13:48Okay.
13:51Oh.
13:52Great.
13:55Um...
13:55Defensive items.
13:56Okay.
13:58You want more magicals?
14:00I can grab a pet sword.
14:01I'm getting out of here.
14:04Everyone got killed.
14:06At least enough people.
14:11That's so cool, dude.
14:14Oh, you saw me get that kill?
14:16Yeah.
14:19Uh...
14:22I just wanted to hit him.
14:24Do a little pokey.
14:28Oh, I hit exactly no one right there.
14:36Oh.
14:36I don't want this.
14:37I don't want this.
14:39I don't want this.
14:40Guys.
14:42My butthole.
14:43I knew it.
14:44Uh...
14:45You got sniped.
14:46So I should build more defense, you think?
14:49Yeah.
14:49Pestilence if you can.
14:51What was it?
14:52Great.
14:53Pestilence.
14:54Pestilence?
14:55Yeah.
14:55Oh, wow.
14:56That's neat.
14:57Double kill.
14:58Oh, we lost.
14:59Alright.
15:00Whatever.
15:07He said, Officer, you gotta believe me.
15:09I drop-kicked that child in self-defense.
15:11You gotta believe me.
15:14Could've been a midget.
15:17They're dangerous.
15:19Alright, what mode now?
15:21This one again?
15:23I don't care, dude.
15:24The pass rushtrasate.
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