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Fantasy fam, this one's for everyone who ever wished they could see through the lies. Michael gets dumped by his girlfriend – publicly, brutally, like he's nothing. But Michael isn't nothing. He's a luxury brand CEO with a secret superpower: X-ray vision.

Here's the fantasy setup you need to know:
- X-ray vision isn't just for seeing through walls – it reveals hidden truths, fake people, and every scheme before it happens
- Michael uses it to expose arrogant influencers and bullies who've been running the school
- He teams up with the most popular girl on campus as a fake relationship that turns into something real
- The hidden identity trope hits hard when everyone realizes who he actually is

The power fantasy is real here. Watching Michael see through every lie and dismantle every bully with cold confidence? So satisfying. And the fake relationship angle adds just enough romance to keep you hooked.

If you like superpower stories where the underdog was never actually the underdog, this one's a must-watch.

— FS, fantasy girlie for life 🐺🧛
Transcript
00:00:05Kelly, is this really who you want?
00:00:08Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw.
00:00:12She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place.
00:00:17Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:00:20Barry is legit, and you're a poverty case.
00:00:31You wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass.
00:00:37Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff.
00:00:41This watch is worth more than your house.
00:00:51Ha, you're hilarious, little buddy.
00:00:54I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more.
00:01:01We're not from the same world, Michael.
00:01:09You're right. We're not.
00:01:15I really thought I knew her, so I heard.
00:01:32Hello? Can I help you?
00:01:35Just picking out a gift for my girlfriend.
00:01:37That's sweet, but that watch is $500,000.
00:01:41Shouldn't be.
00:01:42The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeter,
00:01:44which will result in a plus three three-second time and accuracy.
00:01:48Please take it off the floor.
00:01:51Okay, I don't have time for this.
00:01:53LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world,
00:01:56just bought us,
00:01:57and its mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:02:00So I heard.
00:02:08Surprise.
00:02:11Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Colson.
00:02:13I didn't realize it was you.
00:02:16Don't worry about it.
00:02:17I dressed down today.
00:02:29Get down and press the alarm.
00:02:39Everyone get on the ground.
00:02:41Now!
00:02:42Now!
00:02:43Now!
00:02:50Mr. Colson needs us.
00:02:51Let's go, boys.
00:02:54You!
00:02:55Get the bags and come with us!
00:02:59Yeah, I don't think so.
00:03:02Ooh, we got a smart ass.
00:03:05You got ten seconds to move
00:03:06before I put a bullet in your smug face.
00:03:08Can we make it five?
00:03:10What?
00:03:11Okay.
00:03:12Now five seconds should be good.
00:03:14You're dead, kid.
00:03:17Five.
00:03:26Four.
00:03:31Three.
00:03:35Two.
00:03:40One.
00:03:45And good luck in prison.
00:04:09Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fracture that never healed.
00:04:20This one's perfect.
00:04:21I'll take it.
00:04:23I'd love to stay and chat, but...
00:04:28My coffin's just about to land.
00:04:30I'm going to be late for my first day of class.
00:04:44Sir, you were born with supervision.
00:04:47I know.
00:04:48And you used that power to create LVMX, a company which now owns nearly every luxury brand on the face
00:04:55of the earth.
00:04:56Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:05:00Sir, Maple Valley is the most prestigious high school in the country.
00:05:03But it's still a high school.
00:05:05You don't need it.
00:05:06But I do need Kelly.
00:05:15We've been dating long distance forever.
00:05:18I'm going to surprise her today and finally reveal who I really am.
00:05:23She'll be shocked, sir.
00:05:24Especially when she finds out I use my connections to get her social media idol, Ava Shaw, to transfer to
00:05:29this school.
00:05:35Sir, at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion.
00:05:38I can't.
00:05:39I'd miss homeroom.
00:05:42And here's the Strait of Messina.
00:05:44After using my powers so much today, I can't get them to turn off.
00:05:48Where Odysseus was forced to choose to travel between Skyla and Chiarbis.
00:05:58Which one is Kelly's locker?
00:06:27Oh my god, Ava Shaw.
00:06:28I can't believe she's in our school.
00:06:30She's one of the hottest influencers in the world.
00:06:34Miss Shaw will not be taking selfies today.
00:06:43Ava Shaw.
00:06:44I currently have a 4.0.
00:06:46I drive a Mercedes Gullwing and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:06:55I'm Michael.
00:06:56I have a 0.0.
00:06:57I don't drive.
00:06:58Although I'm pretty good at skateboarding and I have no followers on any social media.
00:07:04Not exactly who I was expecting, but okay.
00:07:07I guess you're my new boyfriend.
00:07:09Boyfriend?
00:07:12What's wrong?
00:07:13I thought my messages were clear.
00:07:14A serious boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:07:17We just have to be seen in public a few times.
00:07:23You're the fake boyfriend I hired, right?
00:07:25I think you got the wrong guy.
00:07:27I already have a girlfriend that watches for her.
00:07:35You were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me?
00:07:38I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:07:53I'm sorry about that.
00:07:55Wait.
00:07:57You need more than a tonic.
00:07:59That's not a sore throat.
00:08:00You're going to die.
00:08:02What?
00:08:03Why would you say that?
00:08:05No.
00:08:05Listen.
00:08:06In ten minutes, if you don't see the nurse, you will die.
00:08:09Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:08:11First off, I have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial.
00:08:16I'm not going to see a school nurse.
00:08:18Second, you're kind of weird, huh?
00:08:20Just promise me.
00:08:21You need to get your throat checked.
00:08:22Go now.
00:08:23Fine.
00:08:24Okay.
00:08:27What a weirdo.
00:08:29I guess it won't hurt, though.
00:08:31Have Dr. Skylar cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:08:51Kelly?
00:08:55Kelly, what's going on?
00:08:59Michael, what are you doing here?
00:09:01I wanted to surprise you.
00:09:04Michael, you're like my summer fling.
00:09:07You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:09:12Wait.
00:09:13This is the poor townie boy you slommed with?
00:09:15Jeez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
00:09:18Who's this guy?
00:09:19This guy is Barry Dawes.
00:09:22I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:09:25Oh, this is sweet.
00:09:26Did you save up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend, Kelly?
00:09:31Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party, welcoming Ava Shaw to school tonight.
00:09:35How would you like to hang out with your idol?
00:09:39It's been almost 10 minutes.
00:09:40I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:09:45Okay, Ava, say, ah, ah.
00:09:49What the?
00:09:53Hold still.
00:10:04You're lucky.
00:10:06Another minute longer and it would have killed you.
00:10:07He was right, but how?
00:10:09I need to find that boy.
00:10:11Kelly, is this really who you want?
00:10:14Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw.
00:10:18She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place.
00:10:23Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:10:26Barry is legit and you're a poverty case.
00:10:37You wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass.
00:10:43Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff.
00:10:46This watch is worth more than your house.
00:10:57You're hilarious, little buddy.
00:11:00I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more.
00:11:07We're not from the same world, Michael.
00:11:15You're right.
00:11:16We're not.
00:11:21I really thought I knew her.
00:11:23There you are.
00:11:32You were right.
00:11:34Oh my God.
00:11:35But how did you know about the spider?
00:11:38It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:11:46No, really.
00:11:47I was born with it.
00:11:49Really?
00:11:50Really.
00:11:52So what color is my bra?
00:12:01A gentleman never looks.
00:12:03Sure.
00:12:04You're so weird.
00:12:06What happened with your girlfriend?
00:12:10Former girlfriend.
00:12:11She just broke up with me.
00:12:17Helping the school loser could hurt your reputation.
00:12:19I'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:12:21I think I'll be fine.
00:12:36Did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:12:40Big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend.
00:12:45Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:12:48Do what?
00:12:49Be your trophy boyfriend.
00:12:50Looks like he could use the affection.
00:12:52And it looks like you could use the money.
00:12:54Pays $10,000.
00:12:55An hour?
00:12:56That's quite a bit under what I'm used to, but...
00:12:59In total.
00:13:03There's this Welcome Ava house party tonight.
00:13:06It'll be our first appearance together.
00:13:08And hey, don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
00:13:15Your bra's red.
00:13:18And quite scandalous for school.
00:13:22Don't be late!
00:13:26Beat it, loser!
00:13:27This party is only for the school's elite, not dorks with friggin' Pokemon watches.
00:13:38What a jerk.
00:13:40Hey, that was a really cool watch.
00:13:42Tell you what, want to trade?
00:13:44That's a Rolex!
00:13:48Thanks!
00:13:58Whoa!
00:14:00Oh.
00:14:02Sorry, I'm underdressed.
00:14:03My wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private Jane refuels.
00:14:06Sure.
00:14:08So, I just found out that the head of LVMX is actually going to show up here tonight.
00:14:13Yep.
00:14:14That would be me.
00:14:15So, tonight has to go perfect.
00:14:18That means if anybody messes with me, or my boyfriend,
00:14:21I will personally use my money, power, and influence to destroy their lives on a molecular level.
00:14:28My publicist is calling, I'll meet you in there.
00:14:30Invitation?
00:14:31Curse?
00:14:42Oh, my God, Barry.
00:14:44I can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for Ava Shaw.
00:14:46She's a major influencer, and my dad's a luxury brand VP.
00:14:50Of course I'd host it.
00:14:51My dad's probably the reason she transferred here in the first place.
00:14:55This is so cool.
00:14:56I can pitch my makeup line to her.
00:14:59If she promotes it, I'll make millions.
00:15:05What the hell is he doing here?
00:15:11What the hell is he doing here?
00:15:17Hey, this is an exclusive party.
00:15:19Get out, or I'll throw you out.
00:15:22He looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
00:15:26He looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap.
00:15:30You're trespassing, Michael.
00:15:32No, I'm not.
00:15:33I'm Ava Shaw's plus one.
00:15:41Boy, you really stepped in it now.
00:15:43Ava Shaw brought you?
00:15:44Yep.
00:15:45Hey, everyone, shut up!
00:15:47This freak's claims he's Ava Shaw's plus one.
00:16:00Ava Shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within ten feet of her.
00:16:04He's probably like her stalker.
00:16:11You break into her house and steal this?
00:16:14What else have you been stealing?
00:16:16Her clothes?
00:16:17Her panties?
00:16:18You're disgusting, pervert.
00:16:21Michael, you idiot.
00:16:23Do you have any idea what Ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:16:27She will crush you.
00:16:29Ava Shaw is a boss.
00:16:31You piss her off, and with one post, she'll ruin your life.
00:16:37In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:16:44That's it!
00:16:45We need this gomer out of here before Ava shows up.
00:16:50Make an example of him.
00:16:58Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:17:00I'm here with Ava.
00:17:01She would never, ever, ever, in a million years, date a pathetic piece of human waste like you.
00:17:07Ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend human waste.
00:17:11You're so delusional.
00:17:13If I'm delusional, how'd I get her purse?
00:17:26Really?
00:17:27You got another fake purse so you could pretend it's Ava's?
00:17:30That's not just pathetic, that's psychotic.
00:17:33Be careful with that.
00:17:35Why?
00:17:36Did you have to work extra shifts at Mickey D's to afford it?
00:17:42Will Ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knockoff purse?
00:17:47Come on, Kelly.
00:17:49Everyone knows Ava buys her purses at Walmart.
00:17:52Don't get it dirty.
00:17:56You know what?
00:17:58I think you should wash it.
00:18:05In the toilet.
00:18:06You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
00:18:12It's not her purse.
00:18:13You're not her boyfriend.
00:18:14You're just a creepy, poor pervert.
00:18:15She's just outside.
00:18:17You can ask her.
00:18:19I have a better idea.
00:18:27This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael.
00:18:31Telly?
00:18:32Done.
00:18:46I tried.
00:18:53Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:18:57I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Maplevilly does to the lower classes when they mess with her.
00:19:05You put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:19:23Last chance.
00:19:25Let me go.
00:19:26Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
00:19:29You really are.
00:19:38You'll see why in three, two, one.
00:19:48What are you doing?
00:20:02Do you have any idea who he is?
00:20:11Kelly, is this really who you want?
00:20:14Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw.
00:20:18She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place.
00:20:23Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:20:27Barry is legit, and you're a poverty case.
00:20:37You wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass.
00:20:44Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff.
00:20:47This watch is worth more than your house.
00:20:57Ha, you're hilarious, little buddy.
00:21:00I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more.
00:21:07We're not from the same world, Michael.
00:21:15You're right.
00:21:16We're not.
00:21:18We're not.
00:21:22I really thought I knew her, so I heard.
00:21:38Hello?
00:21:39Can I help you?
00:21:41Just picking out a gift for my girlfriend.
00:21:43That's sweet, but that watch is $500,000.
00:21:47Shouldn't be.
00:21:48The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeter, which will result in a plus three three-second time
00:21:53and accuracy.
00:21:54Please take it off the floor.
00:21:57Okay.
00:21:57I don't have time for this.
00:22:00LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us, and its mysterious
00:22:04owner is coming here today.
00:22:06So I heard.
00:22:14Surprise.
00:22:17Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Coulson.
00:22:19I didn't realize it was you.
00:22:22Don't worry about it.
00:22:23I dressed down today.
00:22:36Get down and press the alarm.
00:22:46Everyone get on the ground.
00:22:48Now!
00:22:49Now!
00:22:56Mr. Coulson needs us.
00:22:57Let's go, boys.
00:23:01You!
00:23:02Get the bags and come with us!
00:23:06Yeah, I don't think so.
00:23:08Ooh, we got a smart ass.
00:23:11You got ten seconds to move before I put a bullet in your smug face.
00:23:15Can we make it five?
00:23:16What?
00:23:17Okay.
00:23:18Now five seconds should be good.
00:23:20You're dead, kid.
00:23:24Five.
00:23:33Four.
00:23:38Three.
00:23:41Two.
00:23:47One.
00:23:51And good luck in prison.
00:24:15Weak spot, bad wrist.
00:24:17Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:24:26This one's perfect.
00:24:27I'll take it.
00:24:29I'd love to stay and chat, but...
00:24:35My coffin's just about to land.
00:24:37I'm going to be late for my first day of class.
00:24:50Sir, you were born with supervision.
00:24:53I know.
00:24:55And you use that power to create LVMX, a company which now owns nearly every luxury brand on the face
00:25:01of the earth.
00:25:02Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:25:06Sir, maple valley is the most prestigious high school in the country, but it's still a high school.
00:25:11You don't need it.
00:25:12But I do need Kelly.
00:25:22We've been dating long distance forever.
00:25:24I'm going to surprise her today and finally reveal who I really am.
00:25:29She'll be shocked, sir.
00:25:31Especially when she finds out I use my connections to get her social media idol, Ava Shaw, to transfer to
00:25:35this school.
00:25:41Sir, at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion.
00:25:44I can't.
00:25:45I miss homeroom.
00:25:49And here's the Strait of Messina.
00:25:51After using my powers so much today, I can't get them to turn off.
00:25:54Where Odysseus was forced to choose to travel between Skyla and Chaerbis.
00:26:05Which one is Kelly's locker?
00:26:33Oh, my God, Ava Shaw.
00:26:34I can't believe she's in our school.
00:26:36She's one of the hottest influencers in the world.
00:26:40Miss Shaw will not be taking selfies today.
00:26:44Oh, my God.
00:26:46I can't believe she's in our school.
00:26:50Ava Shaw.
00:26:51I currently have a 4.0.
00:26:52I drive a Mercedes Gullwing.
00:26:54And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:27:01I'm Michael.
00:27:02I have a 0.0.
00:27:04I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
00:27:06And I have no followers on any social media.
00:27:09Hmm.
00:27:10Not exactly who I was expecting, but...
00:27:13Okay.
00:27:13I guess you're my new boyfriend.
00:27:16Boyfriend?
00:27:18What's wrong?
00:27:19I thought my messages were clear.
00:27:21A serious boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:27:24We just have to be seen in public a few times.
00:27:29You're the fake boyfriend I hired, right?
00:27:32I think you got the wrong guy.
00:27:33I already have a girlfriend.
00:27:35That watch is for her.
00:27:41You were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me?
00:27:44I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:27:59I'm sorry about that.
00:28:02Wait.
00:28:04You need more than a tonic.
00:28:05That's not a sore throat.
00:28:07You're going to die.
00:28:08What?
00:28:09Why would you say that?
00:28:11No.
00:28:12Listen.
00:28:12In ten minutes, if you don't see the nurse, you will die.
00:28:15Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:28:17First off, I have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial.
00:28:22I'm not going to see a school nurse.
00:28:24Second?
00:28:25You're kind of weird, huh?
00:28:26Just promise me.
00:28:27You need to get your throat checked.
00:28:29Go now.
00:28:30Fine.
00:28:30Okay.
00:28:33What a weirdo.
00:28:35I guess it won't hurt, though.
00:28:37Have Dr. Skyler cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:28:58Kelly?
00:29:01Kelly, what's going on?
00:29:05Michael, what are you doing here?
00:29:08I wanted to surprise you.
00:29:11Michael, you're like my summer fling.
00:29:13You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:29:18Wait.
00:29:19This is the poor townie boy you slommed with?
00:29:21Jeez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
00:29:24Who's this guy?
00:29:25This guy is Barry Dawes.
00:29:28I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:29:31Aw, this is sweet.
00:29:33Did you save up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend Kelly?
00:29:37Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party, welcoming Ava Shaw to school tonight.
00:29:41How would you like to hang out with your idol?
00:29:45It's been almost ten minutes.
00:29:47I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:29:51Okay, Ava, say ah, ah.
00:29:55What the?
00:29:59Hold still.
00:30:11You're lucky.
00:30:12Another minute longer and it would have killed you.
00:30:14He was right.
00:30:15But how?
00:30:16I need to find that boy.
00:30:18Kelly, is this really who you want?
00:30:20Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw.
00:30:24She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place.
00:30:29Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:30:33Barry is legit and you're a poverty case.
00:30:43You wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass.
00:30:50Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff.
00:30:53This watch is worth more than your house.
00:31:04You're hilarious, little buddy.
00:31:06I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more.
00:31:13We're not from the same world, Michael.
00:31:21You're right.
00:31:22We're not.
00:31:28I really thought I knew her.
00:31:29There you are.
00:31:39You were right.
00:31:40Oh my God, thank you.
00:31:42But how did you know about the spider?
00:31:45It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:31:52No, really.
00:31:53I was born with it.
00:31:55Really?
00:31:57Really.
00:31:59So what color is my bra?
00:32:08A gentleman never looks.
00:32:09Sure.
00:32:10You're so weird.
00:32:12What happened with your girlfriend?
00:32:16Former girlfriend.
00:32:18She just broke up with me.
00:32:23Helping the school loser could hurt your reputation.
00:32:25I'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:32:28I think I'll be fine.
00:32:42Did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:32:46Big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend.
00:32:52Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:32:54Do what?
00:32:55Be your trophy boyfriend.
00:32:57Looks like he could use the affection.
00:32:58And it looks like you could use the money.
00:33:00He pays $10,000.
00:33:02An hour?
00:33:03That's quite a bit under what I'm used to, but...
00:33:05In total.
00:33:10There's this welcome Ava house party tonight.
00:33:12It'll be our first appearance together.
00:33:14And hey, don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
00:33:21Your bra's red.
00:33:24And quite scandalous for school.
00:33:29Don't be late!
00:33:33Beat it, loser!
00:33:34This party is only for the school's elite, not dorks with friggin' Pokemon watches.
00:33:44What a jerk.
00:33:46Hey, that was a really cool watch.
00:33:48Tell you what, want to trade?
00:33:51That's a Rolex!
00:33:54Thanks!
00:34:04Whoa!
00:34:07Oh, sorry I'm underdressed.
00:34:10My wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private Jane refuels.
00:34:13Sure.
00:34:15So, I just found out that the head of LVMX is actually going to show up here tonight?
00:34:19Yep.
00:34:20That would be me.
00:34:22So, tonight has to go perfect.
00:34:24That means if anybody messes with me, or my boyfriend,
00:34:28I will personally use my money, power, and influence to destroy their lives on a molecular level.
00:34:34My publicist is calling, I'll meet you in there.
00:34:37Invitation?
00:34:37Purse?
00:34:48Oh my god, Barry.
00:34:50I can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for Ava Shaw.
00:34:53She's a major influencer, and my dad's a luxury brand VP.
00:34:56Of course I'd host it.
00:34:58My dad's probably the reason she transferred here in the first place.
00:35:01This is so cool.
00:35:03I can pitch my makeup line to her.
00:35:05If she promotes it, I'll make millions.
00:35:11What the hell is he doing here?
00:35:17What the hell is he doing here?
00:35:23Hey, this is an exclusive party.
00:35:26Get out, or I'll throw you out.
00:35:28He looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
00:35:32He looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap.
00:35:37You're trespassing, Michael.
00:35:39No, I'm not.
00:35:40I'm Ava Shaw's plus one.
00:35:47Boy, you really stepped in it now.
00:35:49Ava Shaw brought you?
00:35:50Yep.
00:35:51Hey, everyone, shut up!
00:35:54This freak's claims he's Ava Shaw's plus one.
00:36:07Ava Shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within ten feet of her.
00:36:10He's probably like her stalker.
00:36:18You break into her house and steal this?
00:36:20What else have you been stealing?
00:36:22Her clothes?
00:36:24Her panties?
00:36:25You're disgusting, pervert.
00:36:27Michael, you idiot.
00:36:29Do you have any idea what Ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:36:33She will crush you.
00:36:36Ava Shaw is a boss.
00:36:38You piss her off, and with one post, she'll ruin your life.
00:36:43In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:36:50That's it!
00:36:51We need this gomer out of here before Ava shows up.
00:36:54Oh!
00:36:55Oh, my God!
00:36:57Make an example of him.
00:37:04Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:37:06I'm here with Ava.
00:37:07She would never, ever, ever, in a million years, date a pathetic piece of human waste like you.
00:37:14Ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend human waste.
00:37:17You're so delusional.
00:37:19If I'm delusional, how'd I get her purse?
00:37:32Really?
00:37:33You got another fake purse so you could pretend it's Ava's?
00:37:36That's not just pathetic, that's psychotic.
00:37:40Be careful with that.
00:37:42Why?
00:37:43Did you have to work extra shifts at Mickey D's to afford it?
00:37:49Will Ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knock-off purse?
00:37:54Come on, Kelly.
00:37:55Everyone knows Ava buys her purses at Walmart.
00:37:58Don't get it dirty.
00:38:03You know what?
00:38:04I think we should wash it.
00:38:11In the toilet.
00:38:13You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
00:38:18It's not her purse.
00:38:19You're not her boyfriend.
00:38:20You're just a creepy, poor pervert.
00:38:22She's just outside.
00:38:24You can ask her.
00:38:25I have a better idea.
00:38:33This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael.
00:38:37Kelly?
00:38:38Done.
00:38:52I tried.
00:39:00Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:39:03I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Maple Billy does to the lower classes when they mess with her.
00:39:12You put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:39:30Last chance.
00:39:31Let me go.
00:39:32Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
00:39:35You really are.
00:39:44You'll see why in three, two, one.
00:39:54What are you doing?
00:39:56What are you doing?
00:40:08Do you have any idea who he is?
00:40:18Kelly, is this really who you want?
00:40:20Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw.
00:40:25She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place.
00:40:29Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:40:33Barry is legit and you're a poverty case.
00:40:44You wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass.
00:40:50Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff.
00:40:53This watch is worth more than your house.
00:41:04You're hilarious, little buddy.
00:41:07I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more.
00:41:14We're not from the same world, Michael.
00:41:22You're right.
00:41:23We're not.
00:41:28I really thought I knew her.
00:41:30So I heard.
00:41:45Hello, can I help you?
00:41:47I'm just picking out a gift for my girlfriend.
00:41:50That's sweet, but that watch is $500,000.
00:41:53It shouldn't be.
00:41:54The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeter, which will result in a plus three three-second time and accuracy.
00:42:00Please take it off the floor.
00:42:03Okay, I don't have time for this.
00:42:06LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us, and its mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:42:12So I heard.
00:42:20Surprise.
00:42:23Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Coulson.
00:42:26I didn't realize it was you.
00:42:28Don't worry about it.
00:42:30I dressed down today.
00:42:42Get down and press the alarm.
00:42:52Everyone get on the ground, now!
00:43:02Mr. Coulson needs us.
00:43:04Let's go, boys.
00:43:07You!
00:43:08Get the bags and come with us!
00:43:12Yeah, I don't think so.
00:43:15Ooh, we got a smart ass.
00:43:17You got ten seconds to move before I put a bullet in your smug face.
00:43:21Can we make it five?
00:43:23What?
00:43:24Okay.
00:43:25Now five seconds should be good.
00:43:27You're dead, kid.
00:43:31Five.
00:43:39Four.
00:43:44Three.
00:43:45Three.
00:43:48Two.
00:43:53One.
00:43:57And good luck in prison.
00:44:22Weak spot, bad wrist.
00:44:23Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:44:32This one's perfect.
00:44:33I'll take it.
00:44:35I'd love to stay and chat, but...
00:44:41My coffin's just about to land.
00:44:43I'm going to be late for my first day of class.
00:44:56Sir, you were born with supervision.
00:45:00I know.
00:45:00And you used that power to create LVMX, a company which now owns nearly every luxury brand on the face
00:45:07of the earth.
00:45:08Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:45:12Sir, Maple Valley is the most prestigious high school in the country.
00:45:16But it's still a high school.
00:45:17You don't need it.
00:45:18But I do need Kelly.
00:45:28We've been dating long distance forever.
00:45:30I'm going to surprise her today and finally reveal who I really am.
00:45:35She'll be shocked, sir.
00:45:37Especially when she finds out I use my connections to get her social media idol, Ava Shaw, to transfer to
00:45:42this school.
00:45:47Sir, at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion.
00:45:51I can't.
00:45:51I miss homeroom.
00:45:55And here's the Strait of Messina.
00:45:57After using my powers so much today, I can't get them to turn off.
00:46:00Where Odysseus was forced to choose to travel between Skyla and Chaerbis.
00:46:11Which one is Kelly's locker?
00:46:39Oh my god, Ava Shaw! I can't believe she's in our school!
00:46:42One of the hottest indie dancers in the world!
00:46:46Miss Shaw will not be taking selfies today.
00:46:56Ava Shaw.
00:46:57I currently have a 4.0.
00:46:59I drive a Mercedes Gullwing and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:47:08I'm Michael. I have a 0.0. I don't drive, although I'm pretty good at skateboarding, and I have no
00:47:13followers on any social media.
00:47:15Hmm, not exactly who I was expecting, but okay. I guess you're my new boyfriend.
00:47:22Boyfriend?
00:47:24What's wrong?
00:47:25I thought my messages were clear. A serious boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:47:30We just have to be seen in public a few times.
00:47:36You're the fake boyfriend I hired, right?
00:47:38I think you got the wrong guy. I already have a girlfriend. That watch is for her.
00:47:47You were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me?
00:47:50I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:48:06I'm sorry about that.
00:48:08Wait.
00:48:10You need more than a tonic. That's not a sore throat. You're going to die.
00:48:15What? Why would you say that?
00:48:17No. Listen. In ten minutes, if you don't see the nurse, you will die. Promise me you'll go see the
00:48:23nurse.
00:48:24First off, I have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial. I'm not going to see a
00:48:29school nurse.
00:48:30Second, you're kind of weird, huh?
00:48:33Just promise me you need to get your throat checked. Go now.
00:48:36Fine. Okay.
00:48:39What a weirdo.
00:48:42I guess it won't hurt, though.
00:48:44Have Dr. Skylar cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:49:04Kelly?
00:49:07Kelly?
00:49:08Kelly, what's going on?
00:49:12Michael?
00:49:12What are you doing here?
00:49:14I wanted to surprise you.
00:49:17Michael, you're like my summer fling. You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about me.
00:49:24Wait. This the poor townie boy you slommed with? Jeez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
00:49:30Who's this guy?
00:49:31This guy is Barry Dawes.
00:49:35I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:49:37Aw, this is sweet.
00:49:39Did you save up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend, Kelly?
00:49:44Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party, welcoming Ava Shaw to school tonight.
00:49:48How would you like to hang out with your idol?
00:49:50No!
00:49:51It's been almost ten minutes.
00:49:53I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:49:57Okay, Ava.
00:49:58Say, ah, ah.
00:50:01What the?
00:50:05Hold still.
00:50:17You're lucky.
00:50:18Another minute longer and it would have killed you.
00:50:20He was right!
00:50:21But how?
00:50:22I need to find that boy.
00:50:24Kelly, is this really who you want?
00:50:26Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw.
00:50:31She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place.
00:50:35Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:50:39Barry is legit and you're a poverty case.
00:50:50You wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass.
00:50:56Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff.
00:51:00This watch is worth more than your house.
00:51:10You're hilarious, little buddy.
00:51:13I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more.
00:51:20We're not from the same world, Michael.
00:51:28You're right.
00:51:29We're not.
00:51:34I really thought I knew her.
00:51:36There you are.
00:51:45You were right.
00:51:46Oh my God, thank you.
00:51:48But how did you know about the spider?
00:51:51It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:51:58No, really.
00:51:59I was born with it.
00:52:02Really?
00:52:03Really.
00:52:05So what color is my bra?
00:52:14A gentleman never looks.
00:52:16Sure.
00:52:16You're so weird.
00:52:19What happened with your girlfriend?
00:52:22Former girlfriend.
00:52:24She just broke up with me.
00:52:29Helping the school loser could hurt your reputation.
00:52:32I'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:52:34I think I'll be fine.
00:52:49Did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:52:53Big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend.
00:52:58Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:53:01Do what?
00:53:02Be your trophy boyfriend.
00:53:03Looks like he could use the affection.
00:53:05And it looks like you could use the money.
00:53:06Pays $10,000.
00:53:08An hour?
00:53:09That's quite a bit under what I'm used to, but...
00:53:11In total.
00:53:16There's this Welcome Ava House Party tonight.
00:53:19It'll be our first appearance together.
00:53:21And hey, don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
00:53:27Your bra's red.
00:53:31And quite scandalous for school.
00:53:35Don't be late!
00:53:39Beat it, loser.
00:53:40This party is only for the school's elite,
00:53:43not dorks with friggin' Pokemon watches.
00:53:51What a jerk.
00:53:53Hey, that was a really cool watch.
00:53:55Tell you what, want to trade?
00:53:57That's a Rolex!
00:54:01Thanks!
00:54:11Whoa.
00:54:14Sorry, I'm underdressed.
00:54:16My wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private Jane refuels.
00:54:19Sure.
00:54:21So, I just found out that the head of LVMX is actually gonna show up here tonight?
00:54:26Yep.
00:54:27That would be me.
00:54:28So, tonight has to go perfect.
00:54:31That means if anybody messes with me, or my boyfriend,
00:54:34I will personally use my money, power, and influence
00:54:37to destroy their lives on a molecular level.
00:54:41My publicist is calling.
00:54:42I'll meet you in there.
00:54:43Invitation?
00:54:44Purse?
00:54:55Oh, my God, Barry.
00:54:56I can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for Ava Shaw.
00:54:59She's a major influencer, and my dad's a luxury brand VP.
00:55:03Of course I'd host it.
00:55:04My dad's probably the reason she transferred here in the first place.
00:55:08This is so cool.
00:55:09I can pitch my makeup line to her.
00:55:11If she promotes it, I'll make millions.
00:55:18What the hell is he doing here?
00:55:23What the hell is he doing here?
00:55:29Hey, this is an exclusive party.
00:55:32Get out, or I'll throw you out.
00:55:34He looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
00:55:38He looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap.
00:55:43You're trespassing, Michael.
00:55:45No, I'm not.
00:55:46I'm Ava Shaw's plus one.
00:55:53Boy, you really stepped in it now.
00:55:55Ava Shaw brought you?
00:55:57Yep.
00:55:58Hey, everyone, shut up!
00:56:00This freak's claim she's Ava Shaw's plus one.
00:56:13Ava Shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within ten feet of her.
00:56:16He's probably, like, her stalker.
00:56:24You break into her house and steal this?
00:56:27What else have you been stealing?
00:56:28Her clothes?
00:56:30Her panties?
00:56:31You're a disgusting pervert!
00:56:34Michael, you idiot.
00:56:35Do you have any idea what Ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:56:40She will crush you.
00:56:42Ava Shaw is a boss.
00:56:44You piss her off, and with one post, she'll ruin your life.
00:56:49In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:56:56That's it!
00:56:57We need this gomer out of here before Ava shows up!
00:57:01Oh!
00:57:01That's fine!
00:57:03Make an example of him.
00:57:10Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:57:13I'm here with Ava.
00:57:14She would never, ever, ever, in a million years date a pathetic piece of human waste like you.
00:57:20Ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend human waste.
00:57:23You're so delusional.
00:57:26If I'm delusional, how'd I get her purse?
00:57:39Really?
00:57:40You got another fake purse so you could pretend it's Ava's?
00:57:43That's not just pathetic, that's psychotic.
00:57:46Be careful with that.
00:57:48Why?
00:57:49Did you have to work extra shifts at Mickey D's to afford it?
00:57:55Will Ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knockoff purse?
00:58:00Come on, Kelly.
00:58:02Everyone knows Ava buys her purses at Walmart.
00:58:05Don't get it dirty.
00:58:09You know what?
00:58:10I think you should wash it.
00:58:17In the toilet.
00:58:19You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
00:58:24It's not her purse.
00:58:26You're not her boyfriend.
00:58:26You're just a creepy, poor pervert.
00:58:29She's just outside.
00:58:30You can ask her.
00:58:32I have a better idea.
00:58:40This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael.
00:58:43Kelly?
00:58:45Done.
00:58:59I tried.
00:59:06Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:59:10I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Maplevilly does to the lower classes when they mess with her.
00:59:18You put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:59:36Last chance.
00:59:37Let me go.
00:59:39Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
00:59:41You really are.
00:59:51You'll see why in three, two, one.
01:00:00What are you doing?
01:00:02What are you doing?
01:00:15Do you have any idea of who he is?
01:00:17What are you doing?
01:00:20What are you doing?
01:00:21What are you doing?
01:00:23What are you doing?
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