00:00I have x-ray vision.
00:00After using my powers so much today, I can't get them to turn off.
00:08Wait!
00:08You need more than a tonic.
00:10That's not a sore throat.
00:11You're going to die.
00:13What?
00:14Why would you say that?
00:15In 10 minutes, if you don't see the nurse, you will die.
00:18Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:20First off, I have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed dial.
00:24I'm not going to see a school nurse.
00:26Second, you're kind of weird, huh?
00:28Just promise me, you need to get your throat checked.
00:31Go now.
00:31Fine, okay.
00:33What a weirdo.
00:35I guess it won't hurt though.
00:37Have Dr. Schuyler cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:49Kelly, what's going on?
00:53Michael, what are you doing here?
00:55I wanted to surprise you.
00:58Michael, you're like my summer fling.
01:01You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
01:05Wait, this the poor townie boy you slommed with?
01:08Geez, you find that uniform in a dumpster?
01:11Who's this guy?
01:11This guy is Barry Dawes.
01:15I'm a big deal around here, bro.
01:17Aw, this is sweet.
01:18Did you save up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend, Kelly?
01:23Meanwhile, I'm hosting a party, welcoming Ava Shaw to school tonight.
01:27How would you like to hang out with your idol?
01:29No!
01:31It's been almost 10 minutes.
01:32I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
01:36Okay, Ava, say ah, ah.
01:40What the?
01:44Hold still.
01:55You're lucky.
01:56Another minute longer and it would have killed you.
01:58He was right!
01:59But how?
02:00I need to find that boy.
02:02Kelly, is this really who you want?
02:04Barry just got me FaceTime with my idol, Ava Shaw.
02:08She has no idea I'm the one who got Ava to transfer here in the first place.
02:12Meanwhile, you got me a cheap knockoff watch.
02:16Barry is legit and you're a poverty case.
02:26You wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass.
02:32Oh, and by the way, not a knockoff.
02:35This watch is worth more than your house.
02:45Ha!
02:46You're hilarious, little buddy.
02:48I almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more.
02:55We're not from the same world, Michael.
03:02You're right, we're not.
03:09I really thought I knew her.
03:10There you are.
03:19You were right, oh my god, thank you.
03:22But how did you know about the spider?
03:25It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
03:30No, really, I was born with it.
03:34Really?
03:35Really.
03:37So what color is my bra?
03:46A gentleman never looks.
03:47Sure, you're so weird.
03:50What happened with your girlfriend?
03:53Former girlfriend.
03:55She just broke up with me.
04:00Helping the school loser could hurt your reputation.
04:02I'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
04:04I think I'll be fine.
04:19Did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
04:22Big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend.
04:27Speaking of which, I'll do it.
04:30Do what?
04:31Be your trophy boyfriend.
04:32Looks like he could use the affection.
04:34And it looks like you could use the money.
04:35Pays $10,000.
04:37An hour?
04:37That's quite a bit under what I'm used to, but...
04:40In total.
04:45There's this welcome Ava house party tonight.
04:47It'll be our first appearance together.
04:49And hey, don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
04:55Your bra's red.
04:58And quite sandalious for school.
05:03Don't be late.
05:06Beat it, loser.
05:08This party is only for the school's elite.
05:10Not dorks with friggin' Pokemon watches.
05:18What a jerk.
05:20Hey, that was a really cool watch.
05:22Tell you what, wanna trade?
05:24That's a Rolex.
05:27Thanks.
05:37Whoa.
05:40Um...
05:40Sorry, I'm underdressed.
05:41My wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private Jane refuels.
05:44Sure.
05:47So...
05:47I just found out that the head of LVMX is actually gonna show up here tonight.
05:51Yup.
05:52That would be me.
05:53So, tonight has to go perfect.
05:56That means if anybody messes with me, or my boyfriend,
05:58I will personally use my money, power, and influence to destroy their lives on a molecular level.
06:05My publicist is calling, I'll meet you in there.
06:07Invitation?
06:08Purse?
06:19Oh my god, Barry, I can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for Ava Shaw.
06:23She's a major influencer, and my dad's a luxury brand VP.
06:26Of course I'd host it.
06:27My dad's probably the reason she transferred here in the first place.
06:31This is so cool.
06:32I can pitch my makeup line to her.
06:34If she promotes it, I'll make millions.
06:40What the hell is he doing here?
06:46Hey, this is an exclusive party.
06:48Get out, or I'll throw you out.
06:50He looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster.
06:54He looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap.
06:59You're trespassing, Michael.
07:00No, I'm not.
07:01I'm Ava Shaw's plus one.
07:09Boy, you really stepped in it now. Ava Shaw brought you?
07:12Yup.
07:13Hey, everyone, shut up!
07:15This freak's claims he's Ava Shaw's plus one.
07:27Ava Shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within ten feet of her.
07:30He's probably like her stalker.
07:33He's probably like her stalker.
07:38You break into her house and steal this?
07:40What else you been stealing?
07:42Her clothes?
07:44Her panties?
07:44You're disgusting, pervert.
07:47Michael, you idiot.
07:49Do you have any idea what Ava will do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
07:53She will crush you.
07:55Ava Shaw is a boss.
07:57You piss her off, and with one post, she'll ruin your life.
08:02In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date.
08:08That's it!
08:10We need this gomer out of here before Ava shows up.
08:12Oh!
08:15Make an example of him.
08:20Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
08:22I'm here with Ava.
08:23She would never, ever, ever in a million years date a pathetic piece of human waste like you.
08:29Ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
08:32You're so delusional.
08:35If I'm delusional, how'd I get her purse?
08:47Really? You got another fake purse so you could pretend it's Ava's?
08:51That's not just pathetic, that's psychotic.
08:54Be careful with that.
08:56Why? Did you have to work extra shifts at Mickey D's to afford it?
09:02Will Ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knockoff purse?
09:07Come on, Kelly.
09:09Everyone knows Ava buys her purses at Walmart.
09:12Don't get it dirty.
09:16You know what?
09:17I think we should wash it.
09:24In the toilet.
09:25You do realize what Ava will do to you if you destroy her purse, right?
09:30It's not her purse. You're not her boyfriend. You're just a creepy poor pervert.
09:35She's just outside. You can ask her.
09:37I have a better idea.
09:45This is what we think of you and your stupid lies, Michael.
09:49Kelly?
09:50Done.
10:03I tried.
10:10Where do you think you're going, white trash?
10:14I think it's time Ava Shaw sees what Maple Billy does to the lower classes when they mess with her.
10:22You put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
10:39Last chance. Let me go.
10:41Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
10:44You really aren't.
10:52You'll see why in...
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10:56Two...
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