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(Episode aired on April 18, 2008)
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00:00Music
00:12Yeah!
00:16Woo!
00:18Woo!
00:19Yeah!
00:20Yeah!
00:21Ayos!
00:22Dahil tag-inig na naman,
00:23ay naisip namin puntahan ng isa sa pinaka-cool
00:24na summer getaway dito sa Be Cool Region.
00:26Correct! Correct!
00:27Talagang sigurado pong magiinit ang pakiramdam nyo sa kakatawa!
00:32At gaya na lang nito!
00:33Siyempre sa mga hinanda namin gags and sketches ngayong tag-init!
00:36At gaya na lang nito!
00:37Anong cam ang tawag sa mahina ang utak?
00:40No!
00:41Eh di kamote!
00:43Ay!
00:44Ay!
00:45Guys, ba't naman di kayo tumawa?
00:47Eh, come to think of it!
00:49Pero, meron na mga wit yung joke nito nyo eh!
00:52Wit?
00:52May wit?
00:53Witty na mga joke nito!
00:54Oo!
00:57Eh, come on!
00:57Sure naman!
00:58I'm sure naman eh!
00:59Natawa kayo sa joke pero dinay dinay nyo lang!
01:02Oo!
01:02Dinay dinay!
01:03Ay nako, Tonya!
01:04Kung joke lang din lang ang pag-uusapan,
01:06mas funny naman ang sa akin!
01:08Oo!
01:08Oo!
01:10Saan?
01:11Ang siguradong mag-e-enjoy ang buong barkada?
01:14Saan?
01:15Eh di isa!
01:16Cam Sur Water Sports Complex o CWC!
01:21Yay!
01:22Yes!
01:23So!
01:24Ano ba bang hinihintay natin?
01:26Let's all cam together at simula na ang sure na enjoy na panood na ang...
01:30Roll Kids!
01:42Hoy...
01:42Pare, pare!
01:44In bea nια ka makayakap sa shota at ako?
01:46Ha?
01:47Sir eh...
01:48Kasi ano eh eh!
01:49May hina-ulin ng shota nyo!
01:51Mahinaulo?
01:51I mean, it's hard to say that it's hard to do.
01:53No, I don't know.
01:55It's a chance to go.
02:02Yes?
02:06Then?
02:07Okay.
02:10Hey!
02:11Sir!
02:12Why don't you take me to the shot?
02:13Sir, I don't know.
02:16I'm not sure what I'm seeing.
02:20I'm not sure what I'm seeing.
02:21I'm not sure what I'm seeing.
02:22I'm not sure what I'm seeing.
02:28Barer, ano ba?
02:29Ayaw ko mga, barer!
02:31Barer!
02:33Barer, ano ba?
02:34Ganyan ka ba makawak sa boyfriend?
02:35Bakit pinipilit ko siyang sumakay dyan?
02:37Boyfriend mo to?
02:39Ibig sabihin tao to?
02:40Kala ko seahorse, babalik ko sa dagat.
03:10Ay! Angelina, tinatamaan ako.
03:12Don't do that.
03:13Sorry, Yaya.
03:15Okay, don't do that.
03:16Be careful.
03:17Be careful.
03:25Ano ba?
03:27Sinasadya mo na, ha?
03:28Yaya, you're such a loser.
03:30It's not me.
03:31It's the wind.
03:33It's making it tangay to you.
03:35The wind ba?
03:36Yaya, you're a loser.
03:38Sige, magmove na lang ako over here, ha?
03:41Not me.
03:42Don't do that again, ha?
03:44Not the wind, ha?
03:55Alay!
03:59I'm not mad.
04:02I'm not mad.
04:03I'm not mad.
04:03I'm not mad.
04:03Look, I'm still smiling.
04:04Oh, I'm not angry.
04:06Hey, you're a loser.
04:08I know, but don't do that again.
04:10What is it?
04:10It's the wind again.
04:11You're saying?
04:12Okay.
04:13If it's the wind, I'll move over here na lang, ha?
04:16You play there.
04:18You play there.
04:18Be careful.
04:19I'm not mad.
04:20Look, I'm smiling.
04:25Ah, can't reach me, no?
04:27No.
04:27The sun can reach me.
04:29Wala nang wind.
04:30Nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan.
04:32Nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan.
04:33Okay, sige.
04:36Di umabot.
04:37Ay, sabi ko na eh.
04:38Ito lang ako.
04:39Alay, you're such a loser.
04:41I don't want not to make this castle hukay-hukay.
04:44I want to swim na lang.
04:45I want to swim.
04:46Hey, hey, hey.
04:48Don't go to Paraguay, ha?
04:50Don't go to Paraguay.
04:50You might get lunod.
04:52Yaya, I won't make lunod.
04:55But you will.
04:59It's these days off.
05:00Hey, what are you doing?
05:02Nothing, Yaya.
05:03You're dead dead, sir.
05:05Hey, hey!
05:06Why didn't you do that?
05:07Hey!
05:07Ay!
05:08Ay!
05:08Ay!
05:09Ay!
05:10Ay!
05:11Ay!
05:12Ay!
05:15Ay!
05:19Ay!
05:21Ay!
05:23Ay!
05:26Ay!
05:29Ay!
05:31Ay!
05:32Ay!
05:33Ay!
05:35Ay!
05:35Ay!
05:37You're such a winner, a winner, Yaya, you're not a loser, you're a winner.
05:42Don't let me know what you're saying, huh?
05:44Oh, I'm a loser.
05:45Thank you, Yaya.
05:47But what about my toys, Yaya?
05:50What toys?
05:57Such a loser, Yaya.
06:00Can my toys help me, Yaya?
06:02Help!
06:04Help!
06:05Help, Yaya, help!
06:07Give me my toys!
06:10I will save you, baby!
06:12I will save you, baby!
06:13Yeah, you're my toys!
06:14Give me my toys!
06:18Oh, Yaya, you got my toys!
06:21You're a winner again!
06:23You're not a loser!
06:26I got your toys!
06:28Yaya, look at those!
06:30These are your toys!
06:31Not those!
06:32Those!
06:33But...
06:34Hey!
06:34The gear!
06:36Hey!
06:37Angelina, help me!
06:38Help me!
06:39Help me!
06:39Yaya, I'll help you!
06:40I'll help you!
06:41I'll help you!
06:42Yaya, I'll help you!
06:43I'll help you!
06:45I'll help you!
06:47You'll help me?
06:48What are you doing?
06:49Me?
06:50I'm helping you!
06:52How?
06:52I'm not making you lunod!
06:54I'm making you lunod!
06:55I'm making you lunod!
06:56The dick yuck!
06:56The dick yuck!
06:58The dick yuck!
06:59The dick yuck!
06:59The dick yuck!
07:01The dick yuck!
07:02The dick yuck!
07:04The dick yuck!
07:05The dick yuck!
07:05The dick yuck!
07:06The dick yuck!
07:06The dick yuck!
07:06The dick yuck!
07:07The dick yuck!
07:08The dick yuck!
07:08The dick yuck!
07:09The dick yuck!
07:09The dick yuck! The dick yuck!
07:29Hey!
07:32Oh!
07:36Oh!
07:37Dapat gamot mo nagmamadali.
07:39Hindi ikaw.
07:41Para ginhawa agad,
07:43magloperamide gyatabs.
07:45Oh!
07:46Kumusta na yung pakiramdam mo?
07:50Oh!
07:52Akala ba okay ka na?
07:58Oh!
07:58Ba't ka nagkakaganyan?
08:01Oh!
08:07Oh!
08:08Oh!
08:09Marad ka Jujunta sa Jomerica.
08:12Anong dalhay mo?
08:14Nyoleta.
08:15Anong manlay niyan?
08:18Gitara.
08:19Pajugjugin mo nga?
08:21Jimpalok! Jimpalok!
08:23Erna ng nyonok!
08:36Ah!
08:36Ah!
08:38Ah!
08:39Ah!
08:41Ah!
08:42Ah!
08:42Ah!
08:43Buti nakaligtas ako dun sa paglubog ng barko.
08:46Ah!
08:47Ano kayang lugar to?
08:56Ah!
08:56Ah!
09:00Ah!
09:01Ah!
09:01Ah!
09:02Ah!
09:02Ah!
09:07Ah!
09:08Ah!
09:11Ah!
09:11Cheka, baka delikado to.
09:16Baka tribo ng mga cannibal tong napuntahan ko ha.
09:20Hindala niya supot. Baka lalagyan niyo ng mga taong kinakatay nila.
09:24Baka ito yung sinasabi ng doktor na nagpunta dito sa amin.
09:27Yung nangunguan ng katawan ng mga bata, tapos nilalagyan ng pera yung katawan.
09:35Talagay ko kakatayin ako nito, tapos gagawin akong hapuna nila.
09:40Palagay ko kakatayin ako nito, tapos ibibenta yung mga laman loob ko.
09:44Tapos yung katawan ko, lalagyan ng pera.
09:51Nakakatakot?
09:54Nakakatakot!
09:55Mabuti pa siguro eh. Kaibiganin ko na lang siya para hindi ako katayin.
10:00Eh kung kaibiganin ko kaya siya, para hindi ako katayin. Tama. Susubukan ko.
10:07Bibigyan ko ng nagmadala ko, tapos babatiin ko siya ng ulokanyo, ang pagbati sa kaibigan.
10:26Tulokan ko! Tulokan ko!
10:29Tulokakalo!
10:32Tulokakalo!
10:33Tulokan ko! Tulok!
10:36Tulok, tulok!
10:41Okay, that's it, sir.
10:42Hi!
10:44Hi!
10:45Wait a minute.
10:45Why are you holding me in my shirt?
10:48Ma'am, I'm just kidding.
10:50Sir, I don't have anything else.
10:52Oh, that's it.
10:53I don't have anything.
10:54But in my shirt, I don't have anything else.
10:55Oh!
11:01Hey, hey, hey, hey!
11:09Hey! Ano yan?
11:11Bakit ganyan ang awok mo sa Shota ko, ha?
11:13Shota ko to, ha?
11:15Loko ka ba? Anong Shota mo?
11:17Shota ko to.
11:20Okay?
11:21Oo pala.
11:25Oy, oy, oy!
11:33Bakit ganyan ka makahawok sa Shota ko?
11:35Sinachancing nga mo siya, no?
11:36Sir, hindi.
11:36Nawa ko ng ganito para hindi siya makaksidente.
11:39Kalokohan.
11:40Sabihin mo, sinachancing ka mo lang siya.
11:41Sige, bitawan mo.
11:42Ibitawan ko, sir.
11:43Oo, bitawan mo ngayon na.
11:44Sige.
11:49Sige!
11:52Sige!
11:56Sige!
12:03Sige!
12:04George, alam mo hanggang ngayon hindi pa rin ako makapaniwala na isang hamak na probinsyana lamang na tulad kong pinakasalan
12:11mo.
12:11Pinig, huwag kang magsalita ng ganyan.
12:14Wala akong pakilam.
12:15Kahit saang lupalop kapagaling.
12:19Huwag mo sanang mamasamain, ha?
12:21Ngunit, nang buksan ko ang maleta mo kanina, meron akong mga natagpoang litrato ng mga babae. Sino sila?
12:27Ay, pinig, baliwala yung mga babaeng yun. Mga babaeng, mga walang kwenta yung mga yun.
12:36Halit, magaganda at magagarang kanilang mga kasuotan.
12:42Pinig, mga babae silang mga bayaran. Inalok sa akin niya ng kaibigan kong bading na medyo sira ang ulo. Sa
12:51Maynila.
12:51Bayaran?
12:52Oo.
12:54Ah, hindi kita maintindihan. Anong ibig mo sabihin? Ba't kailangan silang bayaran?
12:58Pinig, ganito kasi yan.
13:04Yan. Pagkatapos nun, binabayaran sila ng siguro tig pa 500 o isang libo. Gano?
13:13Limandaan o isang libo ang binabahid sa kanila?
13:16Oo.
13:18Napakaswerte naman nila. Alam mo ba dito sa amin, pinitas na pinya lang ang binabayad sa amin?
13:38Beautiful place. This is really great. Tama kayo dyan, sir.
13:43This is awesome. Makakapag-relax kung nagusto dito.
13:47Ay, oo. Tama yan, sir. Alam nyo kasi, sir.
13:49Sa Manila, sobra kayong magtrabaho, sir.
13:52Kaya this is your time to relax.
13:54Alam mo. Sinabi mo.
13:57Alam mo, sa Manila, wala akong ginawa kundi mag-meeting dito, meeting doon.
14:00Tama, sir.
14:01You know, I'm always making have all my time at least dito sa
14:05Kamsur Water Sports Complex talaga ako eh.
14:08Tama yan, sir.
14:09Mr. Manager, kayo na pala yan.
14:11Nakuto.
14:13Welcome back to Kamsur.
14:15Oh, thank you very much.
14:16Ako, kanina pa po namin kayo inihintay.
14:19Sir, kanina po.
14:20Oo nga.
14:22Yan. Thank you.
14:23Alam mo kasi, eh, nasa daan na kami.
14:26Pagkatapos naalaman namin, eh, yung ticket ko naimok ko sa bahay.
14:31Ah, ganun ba?
14:31Eh, inihintay mo kami kanina pa?
14:34Opo.
14:34Bakit?
14:35Eh, kasi po, kailangan po natin umalis. Actually, wala na kayong time para mag-drinks.
14:38Pupunta po tayo kay Mayor eh.
14:41Magpatay na lang ako.
14:42Na kundi po, hindi na po pwede, wala na kundi tayo kasi 3 minutes lang po pwede si Mayor.
14:46Eh, nakakaya naman po hindi tayo pupunta doon.
14:48Aha.
14:48Tapos po, pagkatapos po noon, nadiretso na po tayo ng Ecoville.
14:51Aha.
14:51Tapos pagka nando doon tayo, mga 10 minutes lang po yung lakaran.
14:55Tapos, babalik na po tayo dito kasi naghihintay po yung boat.
14:57Yung boat po, papunta yun ng Lake Bowie.
14:59Sa Lake Bowie naman, kailangan makasakig tayo kagad.
15:02Hindi tayo dapat malay.
15:03Kasi yung bankyero, kailangan makabalik yun eh.
15:05May ari yun nga nangingisda.
15:07Hindi sa mga kapangisda pag wala yung banka.
15:09Ngayon, pagkatapos po noon, balik po kayo dito.
15:11Pero yung gamit nyo, prepare nyo lang, papalit lang kayo para sa wakeboarding.
15:14Sa wakeboarding naman po, yung mga instructors, kailangan bilisan nyo rin po.
15:17Dahil 20 minutes lang kailangan matutungan nyo na kagad.
15:20Nagmilipad pa po kasi sila ng kabilang island.
15:22Tapos, 5 minutes, napit patraya nyo.
15:24Sir?
15:25Sir?
15:26Sir?
15:26Huwag po kayong magbiburo ngayon.
15:27Maraming ka yung schedule.
15:28Sir?
15:30Magpapahinga lang ako eh.
15:33Parang...
15:34Ano ba?
15:35Sir?
15:35Sir?
15:36Sir?
15:37Sir?
15:40Naku, kailangang isingin mo siya.
15:41Sarado ang sementeryo ngayong araw.
15:43Sir!
15:44Sir!
15:45Anong kagumihin natin? May doktor ba kayo dito?
15:47Sabi niyan, akong bahala.
15:48Ikaw bahala.
15:49Sir!
15:50Sir!
15:50Sir!
15:51Sasulat ko na lang yung schedule niya.
15:53So, bali, 3 minutes lang.
15:55Kailangan na kay Mayor tayo kasi busy siya.
15:57Nakatahiyam.
15:57Tapos, kailangan na 10 minutes.
15:59Punta tayo ng eco-bill.
16:00Dahil sa eco-bill, marami tayo kurang taro na doon.
16:02Tapos, kailangan na makabalik agad tayo dito.
16:14Ayy!
16:16Oo!
16:20Dapat gamot mo nagmamadali.
16:23Hindi ikaw.
16:24Para ginhawa agad, mag Loperamide Gaia Cubs.
16:31Honey, ang OA mo naman.
16:33Parang na dumihang ka lang eh.
16:34Ikaw naman.
16:35Napaka-OA.
16:35Ba't ka ba umiiyak?
16:37Hindi naman ako umiiyak dahil doon eh.
16:39Tignan mo dahil dito.
16:41Na!
16:42Ang sansamokin na lagkad.
16:44Walang yakka!
16:45Oh!
16:46Ang sakotaka!
16:48Kidding around!
16:51Thank you!
17:00Alam ba ninyo na isa pantamang pagbigkas, salitang masking tape ay maxing tape?
17:11Balanced ha!
17:12Safe ba to?
17:13Safe yan?
17:14Basta balance ka lang!
17:15Tika lang!
17:16Tika lang!
17:16Tika lang!
17:17Tika lang!
17:17Tika lang!
17:17Tika lang!
17:17Tika lang!
17:18Ha?
17:19Nanananchin ka ba?
17:20Bakit din na ka makakakak sa siyota ko ha?
17:22Hindi.
17:23Sinisiguro ko lang na safe siya.
17:25Safe?
17:26Sobra anaman makasiguro na yan ha?
17:28Anak mo?
17:29Anak mo ba yan?
17:30Actually,
17:31Anak ko siya.
17:32Honey,
17:33He's my dad.
17:34Tama.
17:47Pare, pare, pare.
17:49You're like a young man.
17:51Do you need to teach him?
17:54Sir, yes.
17:55That's right.
17:56That's right.
17:57That's right.
17:57You're like a young man?
17:59Yes.
18:00That's right.
18:01Men, like that really?
18:04Sir, theo.
18:05Let's go.
18:05Sir, sorry.
18:07Let's go.
18:08Let's go, let's go!
18:09Yes!
18:10Sir, let's go, let's go!
18:13Sir?
18:14Let's go of me.
18:27Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
18:28Psst.
18:29Bakit naman ganyan ka makahawak sa kanya?
18:31Eh, wala lang.
18:32Natutuwa lang ako kasi ang tigas-tigas sa katawan niya.
18:35Eh, bakit?
18:36May matigas din naman sa akin ah.
18:38Iba naman ang matigas sa'yo eh.
18:40Bukha.
18:41Eh, matigas sa'yo eh.
18:43Bukha.
18:43Ha, ha, ha.
18:43Ha, ha, ha.
18:43Ha, ha, ha, ha.
18:44Ha!
18:53You're a badass.
18:55That's it.
18:56Why are you doing this?
18:57You're doing this right now?
18:58I'm doing this right now.
19:00It's a bit like a honeymoon.
19:01You're doing this right now!
19:03I'm doing this right now.
19:04I'm going to get this second honeymoon.
19:06Oh, I know that's what I want to say.
19:09I'm excited for this honeymoon
19:12That's why it's my husband.
19:14Yes, I'm too.
19:15I'm an American husband.
19:18I'm going to be with you.
19:19Steve?
19:20Yes, Steve.
19:25Why did you get married to Steve?
19:28Did you divorce him?
19:30Yes.
19:30What are the grounds?
19:31What are the grounds?
19:33Sexual infidelity.
19:34Sexual infidelity?
19:36Is she married?
19:37No, I'm married.
19:40I'm not married.
19:42But this is not true.
19:44I came out to the annulment.
19:46I was trying to get married.
19:47I'm a beginners girl.
19:48I was born.
19:50But this is true.
19:52Yes, yes.
19:53What?
19:54I'm right, you're a fool.
19:56I'm a fool.
19:57You're a fool.
19:58It's my son.
19:58Look, you're a fool.
20:03What reason why you were annuled?
20:07We're a fool.
20:08What's the psychological incapacity?
20:13Yes.
20:14You?
20:15Yes.
20:17But no, no, no.
20:18I'm just going to...
20:19Ah, where are we?
20:20Yes.
20:21I'm just going to put my hands on my head
20:23so that I can really do it.
20:25We're going to be together.
20:27You know, high school is a type of type.
20:29Ay!
20:30I love you!
20:34Sweetie, can you hear me?
20:36Oh, no!
20:39What's mine is yours.
20:42It's my turn.
20:44I will relax, huh?
20:51What's mine is yours?
20:57I can relax!
21:00Ah!
21:02Ah!
21:02Ah!
21:03Ah!
21:03Ah!
21:03Ah!
21:03Ah!
21:03Ah!
21:04What?
21:04Ah!
21:06I'm going to explain to you that I'm going to be a reason for this.
21:09We have a proof of it.
21:11Of course, sexual infidelity is like this.
21:13But this is great!
21:15It's really good!
21:16It's really good!
21:17It's really good!
21:18It's great!
21:19It's great!
21:20I don't know what I'm going to do!
21:23I don't want to go!
21:24I don't want to go!
21:26I don't want to go!
21:27I don't want to go!
21:29It's true!
21:31It's true!
21:32It's true!
21:33It's not a good thing!
21:33What's going on?
21:35It's true!
21:37You're a failure!
21:38It's nothing!
21:38You're a failure!
21:40Andrea!
21:45Why are you using this person?
21:47You're a failure!
21:51You're a failure!
21:52Don't let me know!
21:53Don't kill me!
21:55Put me in the other way!
21:55Don't kill me!
21:56Dad!
22:01What are you doing here?
22:03That's what we were doing!
22:05That's what I was doing.
22:07I was so embarrassed!
22:08I was missing out!
22:08SIRAULO!
22:10Get off my butt!
22:12Get off my butt!
22:13Yeah.
22:13Let's go!
22:14I'll kill you!
22:14I'll kill you!
22:17I'll kill you!
22:19I'll kill you!
22:20I'll kill you!
22:22I'll kill you!
22:25I'll kill you!
22:37Ah!
22:38Hanggang bukas pa to eh!
22:41Bukas pa check out?
22:42Wait.
22:44Okay lang, hindi lang ito nao.
22:47Ay!
22:48Ay!
22:49Ay!
22:51Wala!
22:52Wala!
22:52Wala!
22:53Wala!
22:53Di video ko lang kayo!
22:54Ha ha ha!
23:09Ay! Sirena! Sirena!
23:13Ah, excuse me. Binibini. Ako'y hindi Sirena. Ako'y Sireno.
23:20Sirena? Lalaking Sirena?
23:24Binibini.
23:25Binibini. Binibini.
23:27Hindi nga Sirena. Sireno.
23:29Okay? For short, Sireno.
23:32Sireno? Meron bang Sireno?
23:34Parang wala naman.
23:36Baka, alam...
23:37Shokoy ka!
23:39Ano'y nagkakamali ka?
23:41Hindi ako Shokoy.
23:42Unang-una, ang Shokoy ay walang buntot.
23:46Ha?
23:47At ang Shokoy ay...
23:52Pangambalat at saka yung ulo niya ay puro kaliskis.
23:57At yung ulo niya ay parang helmet na may palong.
24:01At higit sa lahat ay meron siyang dalawang paa.
24:04Oo nga, no?
24:07Kung lalaki ka nga, sayang naman.
24:12Kaganda nang yung tinig.
24:14At ang gwapo na mukha mo.
24:16Bakit hindi na lang naging paayang buntot mo?
24:20Alam mo, Binibini, ang pagkakaroon ng isang buntot ay isang sumpa.
24:27Mawawala lamang yung sumpang yun kapag merong babaeng magmamahal sa akin ng tunay
24:35na may busilak na kalooban at mamahalin ako ng wagas dalisay sa aking kaanyuan.
24:44Ah, ngayon nalaman ko.
24:50Alam mo, noong una palang kitang nadinigang tinig, nabighani na ako.
24:57Ngayon pang nasilayan kit at nalaman kung lalaki ka nga, talagang napamahal na ako sa'yo.
25:08Kaya...
25:09Binibini.
25:10Oo.
25:12Ikaw na nga.
25:14Ikaw na nga ang babaeng matagal ko nang hinihintay.
25:18Ikaw na ang babaeng makakatanggal ng sumpa sa akin.
25:28Anong gagawin ko sabihin mo lang? Lahat gagawin ko.
25:32Mahal ko.
25:35Binibini kailangan mo akong halikan
25:37para malaman ko na tunay nga ang iyong pagmamahal sa akin.
25:41Nasa ganun ay wala nang sumpa sa akin.
25:46Oo, mahal ko.
25:50Sorry.
26:00Anong pagkawin ko.
26:03Anong pagkawin ko.
26:05Kamu ne?
26:07Yan, mahal ko.
26:09Ay?
26:10Ah!
26:12Ah!
26:13Maligno!
26:13Ah!
26:14Ah!
26:15Ah!
26:16Bakulaw!
26:17Ah!
26:18Ito na din eh!
26:20Halika rito at pagkaluha natin.
26:23Ngayon ay makakaindahid niya ako.
26:26Ah!
26:26Tumain ka ng pusit at tumira pa ng lunggo
26:29Tapos mangang ilaw, dyan mo'y kumukuloy
26:32Di mapigilan
26:34Diyos ko umabot sana
26:43Diyos?
26:45Oo ah!
26:49Dapat gamot mo nagmamadali.
26:51Hindi ikaw.
26:53Para ginhawa agad, magloperamide gyatabs.
26:57Han!
26:58Pasensya ka na kanina ah.
27:00Ngayon lang na.
27:01Pero okay na ako ngayon.
27:03Halika swimming na tayo.
27:05Halika na!
27:21Halika na
27:26I'm jobbing I to a to a
27:30I'm jobbing I to a to a
27:33I'm jobbing I I to a to a
27:37I'm money that's not
27:41I'm jobbing I I to a to
27:45see now I time there's now
27:49I'm jobbing I I to a to
27:56I'm jobbing I I to
27:59to to
28:01to
28:27to
28:29to
28:29to
28:29to
28:30to
28:31to
28:32to
28:34to
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29:16to
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29:22to
29:22to
29:22to
29:23to
29:25I
29:26I
29:26I
29:27That was the last year?
29:30Well...
29:32Eh...
29:33The car was in the garage
29:35and the apartment was in the garage
29:37because it was in the garage
29:39That's it!
29:39Do you know what you're doing?
29:42Do you know what you're doing?
29:46Hey!
29:47What are you doing?
29:48Chismisa!
29:49There are some guests that you can do.
29:52What are you doing?
29:53You need to concentrate on your customers.
29:56Do you know what you're doing?
30:01Do you know what you're doing?
30:03It's okay!
30:04Yes, Robert!
30:05We're here!
30:09We're here!
30:10We're here!
30:11We're here!
30:13We're here!
30:16You're here!
30:18You're here!
30:19We're here!
30:25We're here!
30:26Ah, Manuel!
30:29Yes!
30:30You're here!
30:34You're here!
30:35We're here!
30:36Okay!
30:37Okay!
30:37Okay!
30:38Thank you!
30:39Thank you!
30:41Bye!
30:42Manuel!
30:42Thank you!
30:45Thank you!
30:48Thank you for your health
30:49Thank you!
30:51Thank you!
30:52Thank you!
30:58Please!
30:59Thank you!
30:59My translate isn't Channing for you!
31:06My talent is up to you!
31:08No!
31:09Do you know what to do with this?
31:11Do you want to use it here?
31:13Yes.
31:14Yes.
31:26Welcome to Kamsul.
31:30We're here tonight.
31:32Aoteen
31:33Come on!
31:35Welcome to Kamsul
31:40Tayum man wait for a day
31:43One more time!
31:45Welcome to Kamsul
31:49Dito tayum man aoteen
31:53Come on!
31:54Welcome to Kamsul
31:56Sir, sir, sir, sedolet
31:58Huwag nyo nainumin yan. Ano ka ba?
32:00Huwag nyo nainumin yan sir
32:01Huwag nyo nainumin yan
32:01Teka, bakit mo ba ako pinipigil ako minom?
32:04Ako nang ahamin, may laso ng juice na yan
32:09Ma-Manuel?
32:10Ma-Marie?
32:11Ma-Marie ko ba yan?
32:13Ito ba yung probinsya mo?
32:15Hindi, mga turista kami tulad ko
32:17Turista ako tulad ninyo
32:20Pero Ma-Marie, para mapatunayan ko sa'yo na
32:23Huwag kasang aking pag-ibig sa'yo
32:25Ako nang iinom yan
32:26Hindi!
32:27Hindi!
32:29Ako nang iinom ito
32:31Para mapatunayan ko pagmamanto sa'yo
32:35Naku!
32:37Robert!
32:40Bakit ka tumatawa?
32:42Eh, kasi nakita ko yung ginawa nyo ni Boying
32:45Kaya ang ginawa ko, eh
32:46Pinalitan ko yung juice na yan
32:48Hindi ko nilagyan ng laso niyan
32:49Nilagyan ko ng gayuma
32:53Gayuma?
32:53Oo
32:56Anong pangalan mo?
32:59My name is Kitty
33:00Come and get me
33:03Stop it!
33:07Stop it!
33:08Stop it!
33:23Hindi ko din kayo.
33:24Hindi ko din kayo naman
33:25Hindi ba ito may
33:26Tara
33:31Dito
33:37Isida
33:37Perla.
33:39I wish you too much, two.
33:42Perla.
33:44Can you take me off now, Del?
33:47We're going to have a good job.
33:48Huh?
33:50Boy,
33:52come on.
33:53Come on.
33:54Come on.
33:56Manuel!
33:57Come on.
33:58Come on.
34:00Come on.
34:00Come on.
34:01Come on.
34:07Come on.
34:08Come on.
34:12Come on.
34:13Sa kawakal ko pala naman.
34:15Hindi.
34:17Ay!
34:18Ano yan? Ano yan?
34:19Bakit ganyan ka makahawag sa shot ako?
34:21Para magkayakap na kayo, ha?
34:23Siyempre nagpapaturus, eh.
34:25Paano?
34:26Paano mag-whiteboarding?
34:27Hindi.
34:28Paano yung makap?
34:38Siyempre.
34:39Siyempre.
34:41Siyempre.
34:42Ayan.
34:43Bakit ganyan ka makahawag sa kanya, ha?
34:45Eh, sir.
34:47Kasi po.
34:48Ganun po yung hawag talaga.
34:49Para hindi nyergusin.
34:51Talaga?
34:52Oo.
34:52Hoy dapat pag ako, ganun din, ha?
34:54Sige, halika. Subukan nyo.
34:58Ito. Ayan, ho.
34:59Siyempre.
35:00Ayan, ayan.
35:01May kipit na po ba?
35:02Ayan!
35:03May kipit na po ba?
35:04Siyempre.
35:06Thank you, please.
35:10Nakumunog bigla.
35:11May kasamang hiya.
35:13Walang nagtanong.
35:14Kaya sumimple ka lang.
35:16Ako'ng humila.
35:18Sigurado kapapana.
35:28Oo ah.
35:33Dapat gamot mo nagmamadali.
35:35Hindi ikaw.
35:37Para ginhawa agad, magloperamide gaya tubs.
35:42Han.
35:44Akala ko ba okay ka na?
35:45Oo nga, okay na nga ako.
35:47Bakit ba naman ang may si Rancher?
35:49Hindi ah.
35:50Saan ang gagaling yan?
35:52No.
35:54Ah.
35:58Hindi nyerah.
36:06Taku bens, taku taku taku bens.
36:08Di Tukama Ufo.
36:11Taku bens, taku taku taku bens.
36:14Di Tukama Ufo.
36:27May tumunog bigla, may kasamang hiya
36:30Walang nagtanong, kaya sumimple ka lang
36:32At kung humila, sigurado ka pa na
36:37Umayin ka ng pusit, tumira pa ng lunggo
36:40Tapos mangang ilaw, dyan mo'y kumukulong
36:43Di mapikita, Diyos ko umabot sana
36:48Takubets, takotakotakubets, dito ka maupo
36:53Takubets, takotakotakubets, dito ka maupo
36:59Nagkubarado pala, hindi nasabi sa'yo
37:02Hindi nakakatuwa, walang tubig ang sama
37:05At kung humila, sigurado ka pa na
37:09Nanalamig ang kamay, parang mahihimatay
37:13Anakan ng Buda, bigla kang umaray
37:15Di mapigilan, di mapigilan
37:18Di mo sure kung may sumama
37:20Takubets, takotakotakubets, dito ka maupo
37:27Takubets, takotakotakubets, dito ka maupo
37:31Takubets, takotakotakubets, dito ka maupo
37:36Takubets, takotakotakubets, dito ka maupo
37:41Oh, oh, oh.
38:11Taku-bets, taku-taku-taku-bets, dito kama upo
38:50Ayun, ganyan na, magbabalag mo
38:53Ayun pa, ayun pa, ayun pa, sir Ben
38:56Oloy, trainer, grabe ka lang makahawag doon sa tinuturuan mo
39:00Inaanalayan ko lang, baka madapa eh
39:02Inaanalayan? Eh ano nangyayon ko, madapayan?
39:05Eh ano naman din sa'yo, yung asawa ko to
39:14Magbaba
39:18Magbaba yung baba kasi, pagpwede, hindi mo nang na to
39:22At ganyan ka makakahawak sa sota ako?
39:24At do, sir, hindi, tinuturuan ko mag-wakeboardings yan
39:27Ah, ganun? Eh ayaw kong nakahawak ka sa kanyang ganyan
39:30Ayaw niyo? Ayaw ko
39:32O sige, ah, bali eh
39:35I think I can't take it anymore.
39:42Aa, ayan ko.
39:50Ang sarap-sarap talaga ng summer, di ba?
39:53Alam niyo ba, aminin ko sa inyo, favorite kong summer.
39:56Alam niyo kung bakit?
39:57Kasi dito ko lang napapakita mga magaganda kong swimsuit.
40:00At lalo na, ang maganda kong katawan na talaga namang wow, nakaka-stifted sa mga boys.
40:07Diba?
40:07Pero alam niyo ba, narealize ko boys ha?
40:10Para kayo, pinanganak lang kayo para in-seem kami mga girls.
40:14Hindi ba narealize yun?
40:15May mga linya kayong sinasabi sa amin na nakakaasar, na hindi niyo napapansin, na nakakaasar kami.
40:20Katuloy, limbawa na, oh my God.
40:22Halimbawa, ang tagal natin hindi nagkita.
40:25Okay, so nakita tayo sa mall.
40:26Eto na, dumating ako.
40:27Hi!
40:28Oh hello!
40:29Kamista ka lang!
40:31Tapos, sasabi ba naman ganito, kamusta na?
40:33Ilaan ang anak mo?
40:36Is naalak ko?
40:38Ang iyong masabihin, mukha akong nanay?
40:42Diba ba natalangin mo, kung kailan na anak ko?
40:44Mukha akong nalay?
40:45No, no, no, no, no, no.
40:46Dapat hindi ganun.
40:47Oh, eto naman.
40:48Siyempre, hindi naman ako pwede mag-gym all the time.
40:50So, meron ka mga gym bodies here, there, and everywhere na nakikita mo paminsan-minsan.
40:54So, you bump into each other.
40:55Ay!
40:56Nagkita kayo.
40:56Oh!
40:56Hello!
40:57Kamusta na?
40:58Oh, I haven't seen you now.
41:00Oo nga, eh, hindi kita nakikita sa gym.
41:01Kaya pala, kasi pregnant ka.
41:05Pregnant ako?
41:06Ay, ibig sabihin nun, lumalaki ang tan ko?
41:08Ha?
41:09Tumata ba ako?
41:10I am pregnant?
41:12Ah, hindi ba na tinanong kung marami ba akong nakain?
41:15Malibar ang gusto gulung ako ng mga panahon na yun.
41:17My God!
41:18Mabarak talungin mo ako ng ganyan?
41:20Babaaya ko, nawa-offend ako.
41:23But, syempre, may mga magagandang bagay pa rin sa mga ganyang bagay.
41:27Katuloy na pagkakilala ko sa cutie na guy kanina.
41:30Ah!
41:31Alam niyo ba ako sa session ng tabaho?
41:33Advertising agency.
41:34So, ang ibig sabihin nun pag advertising agency,
41:37dun, dun, dun, commercials!
41:39Oh my God!
41:41Tinanong niya ako, nilapitan niya ako,
41:42ang sabi niya sa akin,
41:43Hi, what's your name?
41:44You're so beautiful.
41:45You're perfect for my project.
41:48Meron lang ako isang concern.
41:50Ah!
41:51Ano yun?
41:52Sabi ko sa kanya,
41:52oh, ano yun?
41:53Um, kasi,
41:55kaya yung bang magkaroon ng breast exposure?
41:58Ah!
42:00Ako, tinanong niya?
42:01Ah!
42:03Ako paan tanongin mo sa breast exposure?
42:05Hello!
42:06Naman!
42:07Sige ko, oh, tinanong yun.
42:08Breast exposure lang pala eh.
42:09Pero, ah,
42:10syempre, dapat concern ako.
42:12Ah, ano, ah,
42:13ano klaseng breast exposure?
42:14Sabi niya sa akin,
42:15um,
42:17pareho.
42:17Ilalabas natin ang breasts mo.
42:19Ah!
42:20Tinanong pa niya ako, oh my God!
42:22Concern na, concern siya sa akin!
42:24Ilalabas natin ang mga nipos mo.
42:25Ah!
42:25Okay,
42:26so sabi niya sa akin,
42:27ah,
42:28huwag ka magalala,
42:28kasi,
42:29meron naman magtatakip sa mga nipos mo eh.
42:31Talika?
42:32Ah!
42:33Ano itatakip mo sa nipos mo?
42:36Dama ba namang isagot niya sa akin ganito?
42:39Ah,
42:39dalawang batang kambal,
42:42dahil gatas ang gagawin mo,
42:43magbe-breastfeed ka.
42:44Sa paggarami-gaming tao,
42:46makikita ng madlang people,
42:47ang daming-dami makakapanood,
42:49ang iibig sabihin lang mo,
42:51huwag ka ako gana!
42:53Oh my God!
42:54Huwag ka na talaga akong lalay dahil,
42:56komersyal na nga lang,
42:57imagine mo,
42:58may breastfeed exposure nga,
42:59pero may dalawang kambal na dumindahida sa akin.
43:02Ako weird!
43:03Mrs,
43:04Mrs,
43:04ah,
43:05okay na po,
43:05Mrs.
43:06Ah!
43:07Tariling mo kayo!
43:09Mrs!
43:11Ah!
43:12Iwag sabihin lang namin,
43:13tumataba na ako!
43:15Iwag sabihin ko sa sabihin sa kanila,
43:16hindi ako Mrs.
43:18Hindi ako Mrs.
43:19dahil,
43:20Miss pa ako!
43:22Miss pa ako!
43:23At hindi ako maging Mrs.
43:24for the rest of balas!
43:25Miss ako!
43:41Dapat gamot mo nagmamadali,
43:43hindi ikaw,
43:45para ginhawa agad,
43:47magloperamide,
43:48gaya tabs.
43:48Shhh!
44:04Kiring,
44:05ha!
44:17Do you know what the best word is,
44:21W is W?
44:38Daddy! Daddy!
44:39It's a good food!
44:43Sir, ma'am,
44:45you're a patient.
44:45You're a little careful.
44:46You're a little careful.
44:50If we're going to teach
44:51the Camarines,
44:53we're going to go away
44:54because it's a lot of fun.
44:57It's just one day to see
44:59all the good things.
45:01How exciting!
45:03First time,
45:04we're going to come here to you.
45:07If you're a first time,
45:08you'll enjoy it.
45:09Many people can come here.
45:11You can come to Tulayan Island,
45:13Lake Buhi,
45:15Ragaigal,
45:16eco-village.
45:18Daddy!
45:20I don't know where to go.
45:24I don't know where to decide.
45:26It's better if you may suggest
45:29that we can come here.
45:31Hey,
45:31let's go.
45:32We'll go to Tulayan Island.
45:34What's that?
45:38White sand?
45:39It's so beautiful.
45:42It's a movie called Mutiny in the South Seas.
45:45Honey,
45:46let's go first.
45:49Let's go!
45:52Hey,
45:53I don't know who I can even go there.
45:58It's a lot of fun.
46:00It's a lot of fun.
46:00There are so many people who shoot out there.
46:02There's a soap opera.
46:04Yes,
46:05There are some people who want to go there.
46:08They are going to go there.
46:10They are going to go there.
46:12They are going to go there.
46:12but there are a lot of people who are going to be able to do it.
46:15What do you think about Lake Buhi?
46:18Lake Buhi?
46:19Yes, sir.
46:21You can choose it because you know it's good.
46:24You know, there are two islands, six waterfalls, 12 lakelets, 14 islands,
46:32and 15 springs, so you know you're going to be able to do it.
46:36And the island, the island, the island in the Philippines,
46:41and the island, you can go to the island.
46:44You can go to the island.
46:46Sir, you can go to the island.
46:47Sir, you can go to the island.
46:49But let's go.
46:51Let's go.
46:55Manong, why are we not going to leave?
46:57Is there a problem?
46:59Yes, sir.
47:00It's low tide.
47:01Sir?
47:02Eh, it's probably not going to leave because it's late.
47:07When we are loaded, there are a lot of people.
47:12I think it's just different.
47:14No choice for us.
47:16Don't worry.
47:17Because there are a lot of people who can go to the island.
47:20Can you take the dolphins?
47:23Dolphins?
47:25Dolphins?
47:25Dolphins?
47:29Dolphins?
47:29Oh, no.
47:30Pwede ko magkataksin ng Ragey Gulf.
47:32That's right.
47:33Oh, no.
47:34Let's go.
47:34Ay, kaya lang, hindi mo makamit ang camera.
47:38Anong kaya lang?
47:39Bakit?
47:39May problema ba?
47:40Bakit ano mo problema sa Ragey Gulf na yan, ha?
47:43Kasi ano eh.
47:45Sandali eh.
47:45Huwag mo sabihin meron na naman nagpa-taping,
47:49or low tide dun sa area na yun.
47:51Hindi.
47:52Hindi.
47:52Kasi yung Ragey Gulf medyo malayo eh.
47:54Pagka pinuntahan natin,
47:55yung krudo ko eh hindi aabot eh.
47:57No, I don't have any extra.
47:59I think it's better to go to other people.
48:03Don't worry about it because it's okay to go to the ecovillage.
48:08There's a man-made lake, a man-made cave, a man-made water.
48:12It's really difficult to go there, sir.
48:14See?
48:15It's not a problem.
48:17It's exciting.
48:18You can see a lot of people.
48:22Sir, sir, sir, sir.
48:23What time is it?
48:25It's about 5 o'clock.
48:27It's about 5 o'clock.
48:28Yes.
48:29Sir, the bank, I'm sorry.
48:33I'm sorry for the 5 o'clock.
48:34I'm still a little on a car.
48:35I think it's about 5 o'clock.
48:38Yes.
48:39It's about 5 o'clock.
48:42I'm sorry for the bank.
48:43It's about 5 o'clock.
48:46We're good at 5 o'clock.
48:48We're good at 5 o'clock.
48:49Then...
48:50Daddy, let's go.
48:51Daddy, choke!
48:52Hey, come on.
48:53Come on, come on.
48:54Come on, come on.
48:55Come on, come on.
48:58Come on, come on.
48:59Come on, come on.
49:01Come on, come on.
49:02Come on, come on.
49:11Oy!
49:11Oy!
49:12Bo'y ganyan ka makahawak sa shoot ako, ha?
49:15Tumahimik ka nga.
49:16What's your name?
49:18You're a man.
49:21What's your name?
49:23You're a man, you're a man.
49:24You're a man.
49:25You're a man.
49:26You're a man.
49:30Hey, hey, hey, hey.
49:39Why don't you take care of me?
49:42You're a man.
49:46Anong tawag sa ginagawa mo?
49:49Sir, kaya kung ginakat ka pa niyo yung shota niyo,
49:51hindi lang ako wakeboarding instructor,
49:54hindi part-time security guard din ako.
49:56Kaya, chinectol mo.
50:08Ganyan?
50:09Opo, ganito.
50:11Ganyan, ganyan?
50:14Hoy!
50:14Hoy!
50:14Hoy!
50:15Bakit ganyan ka makahaw ko shota ako, ha?
50:18Huwag ho kayong magagalit, ma'am.
50:20Ganito lang talaga ako sa lahat ng mga nagiging guest ko.
50:23Ah, talaga?
50:24At wala akong ginagawang masama.
50:26Wala kang ginagawang masama?
50:28Eh, ano yung nasa liig ng shota ako?
50:31He's smart.
50:33Aber, aber, ipaliwanag mo nga yan sa akin ngayon.
50:35Gaya nga ako ng sinabi ko, ganito lang talaga ako sa lahat ng mga nagiging guest ko.
50:41Ang mga daw honey eh.
50:42Ha?
50:45Ha?
50:49Eh, ikinutoshahan eh.
50:57Ayan, ayan.
50:58Nakikita mo yung mga yan?
50:59Ayan, ito.
51:00Oo.
51:01Ayan, ayan.
51:02Ayan mga yan.
51:03Ayan, oo.
51:04Mga ki-smart lahat.
51:05Ayan.
51:05Oo.
51:06Nakikita mo yan?
51:17I'm sure mga kapuso ay nag-enjoy kayo sa panunod ng episode namin.
51:21Tunday!
51:22Tama!
51:23At hindi lang namin kayong pinatawa.
51:25Talagang pinasyalba namin kayo sa napakagandang Cam Surwatersports Dopplex.
51:30Ganda talaga niya.
51:31Kaya gusto namin na lang yung pasalamatan ng CWC sa mainit na pag-welcome nila sa amin.
51:36Thank you!
51:36Thank you rin kay Gov. Elray Vilapuerte at sa mga staff niya.
51:41Thank you!
51:42Palamot din sa mga kapuso nating si Napuline Luna.
51:44Wee!
51:45At sa mga kapuso nating sa katatungunan.
51:49Pero alam niyo mga kaibigan, kalahati pa lang ng summer special namin to.
51:52Dahil next week, sure na sure na magugustuhan nyo ang mapapanood nyo.
51:57Sure!
51:58Sure ka dyan!
51:58Tama ka dyan, friend!
52:00Dahil siguradong matutuyuan kayo sa episode namin next Friday!
52:04Kaya tuloy natin ang kasiyahan at katatawanan nyo yung tag-init dito lang sa official gag show ngayong summer ang...
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