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Sa Paskong darating, Santa Claus niyo'y si Mr. Assimo, 'pagkat kayong lahat ay ginawang negosyo ang Pasko, hiyang-hiya tuloy siya sa inyo!
(Episode aired on December 13, 2013)
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00:34Maric.
00:36Gusto ko lang malaman mo na baka ito na yung huling Pasko na magkasama tayo, ah.
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00:42Barakit naman?
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00:57Ah!
01:05Hey!
01:07It's Christmas now, but...
01:09It's like a year ago.
01:12It's not a year ago!
01:13It's not a year ago!
01:14It's a refrigerator for us!
01:18Come back to the oven!
01:19It's not a year ago!
01:25When Santa Claus came back,
01:27ah,
01:28he's with the reindeer.
01:30Tingo!
01:32Yes!
01:35Why?
01:36We're going to have a lot of fun!
01:49Hey!
01:53Tol!
01:55Kailangan ba talaga natin gawin to?
01:58Pare kasi,
02:00naiiyana ako doon sa inaanak ko eh.
02:02Kailangan mabigyan ko ng regalo
02:04kasi ilang taong ko nang hindi nabibigyan ng regalo yun eh.
02:07Alam ko pero talagang magnanakaw tayo ah.
02:10Eh, pare kasi,
02:12yung inaanak kong yan,
02:14eh, gusto ko ang ibigay ko sa kanya
02:16yung masusulit
02:17yung ilang taong na hindi ako nakapagbigay
02:18kasi hiyang-hiyana talaga ako eh.
02:20Kaya kailangan ganito karami.
02:22Bak,
02:23bakit ba parang sobrang concern ka niyan sa inaanak mo?
02:26Eh,
02:27nararamdaman ko kasi yung nararamdaman niya eh.
02:29Ako, may ninong din.
02:30Tapos yun,
02:31eh, ilang taon na ako.
02:32Ilang Pasko na yung nagdaan.
02:34Hindi ko man lang nakita.
02:35Hanggang ngayon,
02:36hanggang ngayon,
02:37hindi pa nagpapakita sa akin yung ninong ko.
02:38Kaya,
02:39ayoko sumamain loob sa akin ng inaanak ko.
02:40Kaya,
02:41ginagawa natin to.
02:43Baga na.
02:44Bagay.
02:45Pinaguhugutan naman pala yan.
02:46Sige na.
02:47Pagtulungan ko tayo.
02:50Hey!
02:51Jingle Bells,
02:52Jingle Bells,
02:53Jingle all the way.
02:54Parang sinakangaruling.
02:55Parang sinakangaruling.
02:56Parang sinakangaruling.
02:57Ibigyan ko lang agad ng pera
02:58para umalis na kajad ha.
02:59Hey!
03:00Jingle Bells,
03:01Jingle Bells,
03:02Jingle Bells,
03:03Jingle all the way.
03:04Ako pare,
03:05patay.
03:06Bakit?
03:07Hindi na anak ko eh.
03:08Siya yung nangangaruling.
03:11Aya.
03:12Aalisin niyan,
03:13aalisin niyan.
03:14Haya mo na.
03:15Ay hindi.
03:16Alam mo.
03:17Mahihiyain niyan eh.
03:18Ngayon nangangaruling.
03:20Palagi ko may problema yan.
03:21Malaking problema niya.
03:22Malaki pangangangailangan niyan.
03:23Kaya kailangan.
03:24Ikaw lang magbigay ng pera.
03:26Namamas ka po!
03:27Sige.
03:28Pakialam ko dyan.
03:29At saka mamaya makilala pa ako.
03:30Paglabas ko.
03:31Maisumbong pa ako sa polis.
03:32Hindi na.
03:33Hindi ako.
03:35Sige, sige.
03:36Ako lang.
03:37Kakausapin ko.
03:41Sama.
03:45Namamas ko.
03:46Minong.
03:51Jordan.
03:52Anong Mario?
03:53Oo ako nga.
03:54Merry Christmas.
03:55Tagal mo nang di nagpapakita.
03:57Tinataguan mo ba ako?
03:58Hindi.
03:59Hindi.
04:00Hindi kita pinagtataguan.
04:01Susurpesahin niya kita.
04:02Kaya lang.
04:03Nakabisto mo ko eh.
04:04Iyaman mo na pala, no?
04:05Hindi mo ko makuhang regaluhan.
04:06Ay hindi.
04:07Hindi.
04:08May regalo ko sa'yo.
04:09Sa totoo lang.
04:10Ang dami.
04:11Berting!
04:12Berting!
04:13Oh!
04:14Ilabas mo nga dito yung regalo ko kay Jordan.
04:15Ay sige, sige.
04:16Tignan mo.
04:17Tignan mo.
04:18Tignan mo.
04:19Ito, ito, ito.
04:20Ang dami mo regalo.
04:21Baka sa'yo.
04:22Oo.
04:23Ito mo.
04:24Ito mo.
04:25Tignan mo.
04:26Tignan mo.
04:27Tignan mo.
04:28Ito, ito, ito.
04:29Ang dami mo regalo.
04:30Baka sa'yo.
04:31Tignan mo.
04:32Tignan mo.
04:33Ang dami regalo sa'yo ng ninong mo.
04:35Pasensya na.
04:36Hindi na namin nabalo.
04:37Taka sa'yo.
04:38Ang dami.
04:39Oo.
04:40Diba?
04:41Electric pan.
04:42Ito'y paborito mo, diba?
04:43Electric pan?
04:44Nakuwento sa'kin ang ninong mo.
04:45Paborito mo raw to eh.
04:46Oo.
04:47Nung bata ka, ito'y madalas na hinihiling mo.
04:48Diba?
04:49Ha?
04:50Oo.
04:51Iyan ang taon ako noon.
04:52Sa'yo na lahat yan, no?
04:53Nakuwento.
04:54Collector's item.
04:55Oo.
04:56Teka.
04:57Ninong bahay mo ba talaga to?
04:59Ito?
05:00Oo.
05:01Oo.
05:02Bahay mo.
05:03Bahay mo.
05:04Bahay ko to.
05:05Diba?
05:06Ah.
05:07Excuse me.
05:08Sino kayo?
05:09Ha?
05:10Anong ginagawa niyo kito sa bahay ko?
05:12Ah.
05:13Ah.
05:14Ah.
05:15Teka.
05:17Ram.
05:18Ninong Ramon.
05:19Ninong Ramon.
05:20Ako to si Mario.
05:21Inaanak niyo.
05:22Mario?
05:23Oo.
05:24Yung inaanak ko.
05:25Oo.
05:26Ay.
05:27Pambihira.
05:28Dito kayo nakatira.
05:29Ang yaman-yaman niyo.
05:30Pinagtataguan niyo ako.
05:31Hindi niyo ako pinibigyan regalo pag Pasko?
05:32Eh.
05:33Hindi naman totoo yan.
05:34Hindi kita pinagtataguan Mario.
05:35Actually, may regalo ko sa'yo.
05:36Regalo?
05:37Anong regalo?
05:38Ito.
05:39Ito.
05:40Akin na nga yung bata.
05:41Kuya.
05:42Ito mga regalo ko sa'yo.
05:43Nakuw.
05:44Ang dami Mario.
05:45Sa'yo talaga to.
05:46Pasensya ka na ah.
05:47Hindi ko na naibalot.
05:48Ang dami kasi.
05:49Oh.
05:50Ayan sa'yo yan.
05:51Ano ba?
05:52Pasensya ka na ah.
05:53Pag
06:02pang pag-inom ko ngayon eh.
06:03Naiinis po ako sa kapatid ko.
06:08I'm inis with my friend.
06:10It's a lot of fun.
06:12Do you think I'm going to go back?
06:14Do you think I'm going to go back to my Pasko?
06:18Hmm.
06:19There's a lot.
06:20There's a lot.
06:21Child, what's the hashtag of OOTD?
06:24Outfit of the day.
06:27Outfit of the day?
06:29Every day, you're going to post your shirt?
06:38Bobo Gang
06:45Just do it with a Bobo Gang
06:50Bobo Gang
06:54Just do it with a Bobo Gang
07:01Just do it with a Bobo Gang
07:08Baby!
07:09Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
07:11Okay.
07:12Thank you, Santa.
07:13Thank you very much.
07:14Thank you very much.
07:15Merry Christmas.
07:17Thank you, Santa.
07:19Thank you, Santa.
07:20Hello?
07:21Oh, wala.
07:26Oh, ho, ho!
07:27Picture!
07:28Picture!
07:29Picture!
07:30Bata, picture!
07:31Eh, Santa!
07:32Ah, ano?
07:33Mag-picture kaya?
07:34Eh, natural.
07:35Ang sakit ang ito pamangkin ko eh.
07:36Tingnan mo matatahimik ito kung hindi magpicture.
07:38Ah, sige.
07:39Murang-mura lang.
07:4020 pesos lang.
07:41Oo naman.
07:42Lahat naman may bayad nga eh.
07:43Wala lang libre, ano?
07:44Tsaka kakaririn mo ba yan kung walang pera?
07:45O yan.
07:46Maraming salamat.
07:47Sige.
07:48Ah, gusto mo ikandung sakin yung bata?
07:49Eh, syempre.
07:50Alam mo, masasayag.
07:51Kawawa naman.
07:52Ah, ah, sige.
07:53Sige.
07:54Ayan.
07:56Oh!
07:57Wala kang camera?
07:58Juicy ka pa, ha?
07:59Ha?
08:00Gusto mo totoong camera, ha?
08:01Pumapangit ba'y tura mo pag cellphone?
08:02Para naman nakikita mukha mo?
08:04Ah, sige, sige.
08:05Picture na, picture na, picture na.
08:06Ay, mamadali.
08:07Alam ka, bakit?
08:08Papila?
08:09Asan?
08:10Asan?
08:11Hindi nga ko niyayayang pamangkin ko.
08:12Wala kang customer ngayon eh.
08:13O, ready?
08:14One, two, three.
08:17Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
08:19Oh, ikaw rin.
08:20Mapicture pa sakin.
08:2120 best lang.
08:22Itong tanda akong to,
08:23pati ako narakitin mo.
08:24Hoy, mamili na lulukohin mo ah.
08:25Yang-yang naman ako sa'yo, no?
08:32Ano kayang masarap kainin sa Noche Buena?
08:38Parang gusto kong maghamon?
08:40Ha?
08:41Gusto mong kumain ng hamon para sa Noche Buena?
08:43Hindi.
08:44Parang gusto kong maghamon ng away pag hindi ka tumigil,
08:46wala na nga tayong makakain.
08:47Noche Buena pa inuusip ko!
08:49Hey!
08:59Honey!
09:00Uy!
09:01Uy!
09:02Nakita mo ba yung...
09:03Teka lang, teka lang.
09:04Alam mo, may magandang balita ako para sa'yo.
09:06Ano yun?
09:07Meron na tayong Christmas tree!
09:08Ho?
09:09Talaga?
09:10Hindi ako dun sa ito na tulugan natin.
09:11Paano tayo nagkara ng Christmas tree?
09:13Bre, ako pa!
09:14Ang ginawa ako!
09:15Ang galing, ang galing mo ah!
09:16Ang galing talaga ako.
09:17Teka lang!
09:18Ano ba ang hinahanap mo dito?
09:19Eh, hinahanap ko yung garito natin eh.
09:21Hindi mo ba nanganapin?
09:22Bakit?
09:23Iyon na yung Christmas tree natin eh.
09:25Galing!
09:26Galing!
09:27Ewan!
09:28Ewan!
09:29Ewan!
09:30Ewan!
09:31Ewan!
09:32Ewan!
09:33Ewan!
09:34Ewan!
09:35Ewan!
09:36Ewan!
09:37Ewan!
09:38Ewan!
09:39Ewan!
09:40Ewan!
09:41Ewan!
09:42Ewan!
09:43Ewan!
09:44Ewan!
09:45Ewan!
09:46Uling-huli ka ah!
09:47Tinakas mo na naman tong sasakyan ah!
09:49Di ka nagpapahalap!
09:50What's your name?
09:52You see what's going on?
09:54You're a big man.
09:56You know what?
09:58You're not going to lose it.
10:00Susie!
10:02I'm going to go, Susie.
10:08Susie, let me go.
10:10Let me go.
10:20What's your name?
10:22How's your name?
10:24How's your name?
10:26I got a plastic bag full of chocolate.
10:28I got a plastic bag full of chocolate,
10:30and suddenly I'm getting wet.
10:32You're so angry.
10:34I'll get this for you.
10:36What's that?
10:38A plastic bag full of chocolate.
10:40I'll get to a woman with a woman.
10:42Hey!
10:55What's your name?
10:57In the middle of the summer this year,
10:59we'll have Christmas party.
11:04Let's go for Christmas party tonight
11:05because we're going to throw up her own back.
11:08Aw.
11:09Good.
11:10Amen.
11:11Ito, ito, ito, ito!
11:12Oh!
11:13Eh, tanong lang, kung ipapasara natin yung buong kalsada, saan tayo matutulog?
11:25Nung elementary ako, laro ng mga classmates ko yung iniipit ang lapis sa taas ng nguso.
11:32Kaya nasyak sila sa PE na nga ang inipit ko sa nguso ko ay baseball bat.
11:37Atleet!
11:41Sa isang malayong gubat ay may isang ermitanyo na dinadayo ng mga tao.
11:48Dahil sa galing niyang magbigay ng mga payo, madalas ba talinhaga at malalim ang mga sadot niya?
11:55Siya ay si...
11:56Tata Lino, napapadalas mo yung pag-inom ko ngayon eh.
12:00Kasi dahil kami nag-aaway ng asawa ko.
12:02O ka lang bang atopagin ko na lang po yung pag-iinom kaya sa iyong pangaaway ng misis ko?
12:08Iho, marami kasing bagay ang pwedeng pag-aawayan.
12:13Hindi ba naisip na baka mukha mo ang daylan?
12:17Tata Lino, naiinis po ko sa kapatid ko. Napakasinungaling po kasi.
12:19Ang hilig niya magpasikat tapos sinisiraan ako ng malikot daw ang kamay ko. Kapatid ko ba talaga siya? Napakasinungaling eh.
12:26Tata Lino, naiinis po ko sa kapatid ko. Napakasinungaling po kasi. Ang hilig niya magpasikat tapos sinisiraan ako ng malikot daw ang kamay ko. Kapatid ko ba talaga siya? Napakasinungaling eh.
12:39Iha, tiisin mo na lang ang pakikasama sa kanya araw-araw. Tandaan mo, kapatid ng sinungaling eh magnanakaw.
12:48Hindi na, Tata Lino. Pwede kayo. Ganto na po. Thanks, Tata Lino.
12:56Tata Lino.
12:58Bakit po ba ang dalinang bumigay ng mga babae sa panahon ngayon? Wala na po masyadong pakipot. Bakit po kaya?
13:05Iho, dumadami ang mga babaeng easy to get. Dahil dumadami rin kasi mga lalaking ang hanap e boylet.
13:12Ahh! Kapintensya nga naman. Anyways, naliwanagan po ako doon, Tata Lino. You're the best!
13:26Tata Lino, may lalaki po kasi nag-invite sa akin sa isang party. Kaya lang, kakakilala ko lang sa kanya. Tapos hindi ko pa kilala yung mga kaibigan niya.
13:35Sa tingin niyo, pupunta ba ako?
13:37Eh ha, wala namang masama sa pagpunta sa party. Siguruin mo lang na pag uwi mo, may suot kang pante.
13:46Tata Lino, hindi na lang po ako pupunta. Mahirap na. Thank you.
13:54Tata Lino!
13:55Ay, nako, Diego. Pag ikaw nakikita ko, Diego, nasisira ang tiyan ko. Hindi ko alam kung anong meron sa mukha mo. Bakit ang naaalala ko? Inodoro?
14:06Siguro dahil mukha kang tao.
14:12Tata Lino!
14:15Kailangan ba talaga ipost ang suot mo? Eh makikita-kita rin kayo ng friends mo?
14:21This portion is brought to you by...
14:23Thanks, honey! Katulad ako ng Million Million Mom, sumuk na namin ang siyesta spaghetti. It's firm, hindi malabsa. Kaya siyesta ang tunay na number one.
14:33Sarap!
14:35Sulit ang sarap ng siyesta!
14:45Kanina pa kayo tikim ng tikim dyan. I-share nyo naman sa amin yan. Kanina pa nag-antay may birthday, oh!
14:49Mwaw!
14:59And this have said o sh a m нравится?
15:01It's an amazingadin that must be my birthday!
15:02What bum?
15:03And Simple!
15:07You can't say that this is our operator pro life.
15:10You can't say this is our beloved girl intertwined in three to want.
15:13Thank you!
15:43What's the hashtag of OOTD?
15:50Outfit of the day.
15:52Outfit of the day?
15:54Are you posting your clothes every day?
15:56Yep. Fun, huh?
15:58Is it fun?
16:00Are you sure you're doing your clothes every day?
16:03Do you need to post your clothes?
16:06Do you see your friends?
16:09I don't know, your friends.
16:13You can see people when you don't have clothes.
16:17And then, how many clothes for you to make clothes for you?
16:22You're not an artist, child.
16:24You're not a sponsor.
16:26When you're looking at your clothes,
16:28you're still a demand for your brand.
16:32If you plan to make clothes for you,
16:35you'll just plan on how to finish the day
16:38that you don't want to make clothes for you.
16:41When you're wearing clothes,
16:42you'll explain.
16:44OOTD.
16:45OOTD.
16:46OOTDja kang kita dyan.
16:47Love you.
16:48Bye, people!
16:49Bye,95.
16:50ANERC goes for COVID-19
16:51You wanna have街 kung tiet魚 low?
16:54What?
16:55Oh, god!
16:56Ha ha ha ha ha!
16:57Aa haugh!
16:58Hoi!
16:59Brother!
17:00Ohh!
17:01Uh?
17:02Umiiyak.
17:03Uhh, sinabak kasi ako kanina eh.
17:05Nung nang-ar fineHHH, huh..?
17:06Sinabak ka?
17:07Bakit?
17:08Isipin mo kemantalang abuhahan nang sa may bahay ang aming batim?
17:09Oh, wala mam.
17:13Come on, Mabah.
17:13So, mad um.
17:14May sinabak?
17:15Wala kasing bahay yung ganantahan ko.
17:16I'm going to sleep in my bed.
17:18I'm going to sleep.
17:19I'm going to sleep.
17:20Thank God.
17:26Let's go to the gym for my gym.
17:28Let's go for my birthday.
17:30This is my last one.
17:32I'm going to sleep.
17:34I'm going to sleep.
17:36I'm going to sleep.
17:38I'm going to sleep.
17:40I know.
17:41Yes.
17:42Yes.
17:43Oh, you.
17:45What's your instrument?
17:47You're kind of cool.
17:48Do you want me to sleep with Caroling?
17:50What's your instrument?
17:58This one.
18:00What?
18:03I can't wait.
18:13I'm going to sleep.
18:14We're going to sleep.
18:16We can sleep.
18:17We're going to sleep.
18:18We're going to sleep.
18:19Wait.
18:20Don't worry.
18:21There's no people in our place.
18:23Oh?
18:24You're a terrible.
18:25How do you say they don't have a lot?
18:27I went to sleep one day.
18:29They are going to buy tickets.
18:30They don't have any money here.
18:34Sold out.
18:43Pasko na naman. Malamig na naman ang simoy ng hangin. Wala man lang tayong kumot.
18:50Ganito lang yan. Halika nga, yaya ka, pinggit. Saka, alam mo na.
18:56Anong alam mo na?
18:58Ako ba nakapahiya? Tingnan mo, ang daming dumadaan dito. Ikaw talaga.
19:03Ako ba naman? Ngayon ka pa nagreklamo? E gumawa na nga tayo ng limang anak dito.
19:13Pasko na naman.
19:19Miss.
19:20Hold up to!
19:21Huh?
19:22Oo!
19:23Ano ba naman? Nakuna ako na rito eh! Victim ako to!
19:25Ano ikaw na-una? Sabay tayo! Di ba sabay kami?
19:27Oo, sabay kami.
19:28Saan rin ang teritoryo ko to eh? Di ba doon sa kabilang barangay?
19:31Doon ang teritoryo mo!
19:32Uy! Wala akong pakialaman kung teritoryo mo, teritoryo ko.
19:35Kanina ko pa sinusundan to. Hindi nga ako nakakain tangalihan ka sa sunod dito eh!
19:38Ako naman! Ang taga ko na binabantayan! Gabi-kabi ko binabantayan yan!
19:42E nagkato na walang kasama kaya! Victim ako to!
19:44Hindi pwede! Hindi pwede! Victima mo yan!
19:46Ano ba? Ano ba? Di ba pwede mag-share na lang kayo?
19:48Uy! Uy! Huwag ka makialam dito ha!
19:50Kami hold uper dito! Victima ka lang!
19:52Oo nga! Tumigil ka! Huwag ka magsalta!
19:53Apo! Sorry!
19:54Ano ba na kang gusto mo?
19:55Ano ikaw! Ano gusto mo?
19:56Ano? Ano?
19:57Ano wala kawakan!
19:58O sige!
19:59Tawa mo yan! O sige!
20:00Ha?
20:01Ha?
20:02Ay!
20:03Ay!
20:04Ay!
20:05Ay!
20:06Ay!
20:07Ay!
20:08Ay!
20:09Ay!
20:10Ay!
20:12Arh!
20:15Arh!
20:19Ah?
20:20Pinigira ka!
20:21Kapilayap na yata ako!
20:23Ah!
20:24Conliira ka mo ako!
20:25Alam niya ka.
20:26Mula ngayon!
20:27Teritoryo na ito!
20:29Br написari mo!
20:31SigeID!
20:32O akina!
20:34Huwag!
20:36Huwag!
20:38elaborate nonbayo!
20:40Magnalakaw!
20:41Magnalakaw!
20:42foreign
20:48yes
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20:59thanks honey
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21:02sumok na namin ng siesta spaghetti
21:04it's firm hindi malabsa
21:06kaya siesta ang tunay na number one
21:09What?
21:10Sarap.
21:11Sulit ang sarap ng siyesta.
21:15Bimboy, did you invite those people?
21:18No, mami, I don't know them.
21:21OMGK Crashers!
21:23Gag!
21:25Gag!
21:26Gag!
21:27You are with the big guy!
21:39Gag!
21:40Gag!
21:41Gag!
21:42Gag!
21:43Gag!
21:44Gag!
21:45Gag!
21:46Gag!
21:47Gag!
21:48Gag!
21:49Gag!
21:50Gag!
21:51Gag!
21:52Tatoe aasigaukkodomo
21:54Tatoe o nami hareru tomo
21:58Pogitaso o takakai no
22:00Pugilei kore
22:02Tori komo
22:03Tarihi malai salaman
22:05Elien! Elien!
22:07Elien!
22:09Good evening, Elien.
22:11Brother Willie.
22:13Good evening, Brad Pitt.
22:15Brother Josel.
22:19It's a bit of a focus.
22:21It's a bit of a surf.
22:25Before we continue,
22:27the day is 13th the Friday.
22:31Huh?
22:33Friday the 13th.
22:35Friday the 13th pala.
22:37Happy Friday the 13th sa inyo lahat.
22:41Gano'n po? Hindi ba malas daw yung...
22:43Ako, hindi ako niniwala dyan sa pamahiin na malas.
22:47Hindi po? Hindi. Bakit po?
22:49Malas yun eh.
22:53Simulan na po natin.
22:57Una po magtatanong, Brad Pitt.
22:59Ito po si Jackie Rice.
23:01Hello!
23:03Hello!
23:05Merry Christmas, Jackie.
23:07Happy New Year.
23:09Saka mag-spend ng ano...
23:11Dito lang, Ninong. Mamamasko nga ako sa inyo eh.
23:13Dito lang.
23:15May tanong ka kapatid na, Jackie.
23:17Opo, may tanong ako.
23:19May nasasulat po ba tungkol sa malamig ang Pasko?
23:23Hmm.
23:25Meron.
23:26Ito, in particular, ito'y isang babae na malamig ang Pasko.
23:31Basahin mo sa 1225 ng Winter Wonderland.
23:37Winter Wonderland.
23:39Ito po.
23:40Basah.
23:41Gone away is the blue bird.
23:44Hmm.
23:45Malamig ang Pasko niya.
23:47Ito po?
23:48Bakit?
23:49Wala na, hiwalayin na sila nung asawa niya eh.
23:51Ah, ganun po?
23:52Ayun o, di ba? Blue?
23:53Gone away is the blue bird.
23:55Wala na siyang bird.
23:57Ayun, ang liwanag, di ba? Blue pa nga eh.
24:00Blue bird.
24:01Ang asawa niya yun.
24:02Wala na.
24:04Oo.
24:05Tapos, tuloy.
24:06Ito po.
24:07Ano balak niya?
24:08Ito po.
24:09Here to stay is a new bird.
24:14Alam niyo na yan.
24:16Parang siyota.
24:17Meron siyang crush kung baga.
24:21Parang press release na.
24:23Oo, press release siya lang ito actually.
24:25Dahil malamig nga ang ano niyo eh.
24:26Siyempre, naiiyak siya na bala siyota.
24:28Ito yung target niya na...
24:30Sige.
24:31He sings a love song.
24:32Hmm.
24:33Singer yung...
24:34What the fuck?
24:35Singer yung crush niya na ano.
24:37Ha? He sings...
24:38A love song.
24:39A love song.
24:40Isang, isang...
24:41Acoustic singer, ha?
24:42Ito po.
24:43Ito yung target niya.
24:44Tuloy.
24:45As we go along.
24:46Hmm.
24:47Ito mo.
24:48Ha?
24:49He sings a love song as we go along.
24:52Ayan.
24:53May video kayo pa.
24:54Ha?
24:55Sing...
24:56Ayun, gumakanta sila.
24:57Go along.
24:58Sing along.
24:59Ayan.
25:00Saan pumunta?
25:01Walking in a winter wonderland.
25:03Ngayon ha?
25:04Nilakad lang.
25:05Hmm?
25:06Nilakad lang nila papunta.
25:07Sa...
25:08Doon sa bar.
25:09Ito po yung bar?
25:10Oo, yun ang pangalan eh.
25:11Basta ano?
25:12Winter wonderland.
25:13Bar and Grill.
25:14Diyan siya.
25:15Diyan kumakanta siya ano eh.
25:16Yung singer.
25:17Mahaba ito ah.
25:18Sige.
25:19Sige.
25:20Tuloy tuloy.
25:21Eh basa pa ako.
25:22In the meadow, we can build a snowman.
25:26Hmm.
25:27Alam mo yung meadow?
25:29Hindi.
25:30Huh?
25:31Di mo alam?
25:32Alam yung meadow?
25:33Hindi.
25:34Huh?
25:35Di mo alam?
25:36Alam yung meadow, green meadow.
25:37Oh, parang ganon.
25:38Daig ka ni Brother Josel.
25:39Bakit?
25:40Tanungin natin ito.
25:41Medow.
25:42Kahit ganyan, matalino yan.
25:43Ah, Brother Josel, meron bang Tagalog yung meadow?
25:47Medow po.
25:48Hmm.
25:49Parang.
25:50O.
25:51Parang?
25:52Ano nga?
25:54Parang po.
25:55Ba't diyo pa sabihin?
25:57Bambi.
25:58O sige po, ilang.
26:01Pati ikaw, naiilang ka pa.
26:06Yung yata po yung Tagalog.
26:07Yung?
26:08Ilang at saka yung parang.
26:10Ah, yung pala.
26:11Parang.
26:12Oo.
26:13Sige, sige.
26:14Mali yan eh.
26:15Halim po.
26:16Yung medow.
26:17Bakit po?
26:18Kasi parang eh.
26:19Dapat di medow.
26:20Ano po?
26:21Medow.
26:22Medow.
26:23Medow.
26:24In the medow.
26:25Oo.
26:26We can build a snowman.
26:27Ano po yun?
26:28Oo.
26:29Yung dahil sa sobrang lungkot niya.
26:31Oo.
26:32Yung parang nagpapantasay siya.
26:37Gumawa.
26:38Gumawa snowman.
26:39Gumagawa lang.
26:40Hindi naman totoong man yun eh.
26:41Snow lang.
26:42I-imagine siya.
26:43Oo.
26:44Tapos nilagay niya ng karot dito.
26:45Ano po?
26:46Oo.
26:47Sige.
26:48Ito po yun.
26:49I-imagine niya.
26:50Ito.
26:51Tuloy mo.
26:52Ayan po.
26:53Ito yung singer.
26:54Sige.
26:55Then pretend that he is Parson Brown.
27:00Ayan.
27:01Sino po ito?
27:02Si Sunny.
27:03Ha?
27:04Sunny.
27:05Parson Brown?
27:06Parson Brown.
27:07Ang pangalan po?
27:08Yan na totoong pangalan niya.
27:09Ang palayaw Sunny.
27:10Opo.
27:11Ano totoong pangalan?
27:12Parson Brown.
27:13Parson Brown.
27:14Gano'n po?
27:15Teka Marikina yun.
27:16Ang kalala ko yun eh.
27:17Ha?
27:18Hingga eh.
27:19Ano?
27:20Hagibis.
27:21Opo.
27:22Tamarikina?
27:23Sa Concepcion.
27:24Malapit na sa parang.
27:25Malapit na sa parang yun.
27:26Doon talaga ako.
27:27Sa likod ng simbahan niyan eh.
27:28Yung paleho po yun.
27:29O.
27:30Sana ni Parson.
27:31Tinanong ngayon.
27:32Anong tanong?
27:33He'll say,
27:34Are you married?
27:35Ano sabi?
27:36We'll say,
27:37No man.
27:38Wala yun eh.
27:39Ah.
27:40Di ba?
27:41Ngayon.
27:42Anong ginagawa niya?
27:44Para doon sa lalaki.
27:46But you can do the job
27:48when you're in town.
27:50Alam niyo na kung anong job yan.
27:52Ha?
27:56Sa anya?
27:57Sa bayan.
27:58When you're in town.
27:59Kaya lang.
28:00Hindi sila nakatuluyan.
28:01Hindi po.
28:02Hindi.
28:03Hindi.
28:04Eh.
28:05Kamalas Malasan.
28:06Ito na pang asawa niya.
28:08Hindi to rin po.
28:09Nakapasahin natin.
28:10Sleigh bells ring.
28:12Gary Leasing.
28:13Ayun.
28:14Si Gary Leasing.
28:15Ay naku po.
28:16Malas.
28:17Alien!
28:18Alien!
28:19Maalas ang babae to.
28:20Nauwi kay Gary Leasing.
28:21Brother Gary ha.
28:23Alien din yan.
28:24Ako.
28:25May nag-PM po dito.
28:27Sheriff.
28:28Arthur San Miguel.
28:29Bacor.
28:30Cabite.
28:31Ano po ang mga maling terms na alam niyo pa?
28:33Ang marami.
28:34Yung adding machine.
28:35Mali po yan?
28:36Mali.
28:37Bakit po?
28:38Ba't minsan may minus.
28:39May multiplication.
28:40Oo nga po.
28:41Ano po ang dapat natawag?
28:44Ano?
28:45Ano?
28:46Ano?
28:47Tama niya?
28:48Malitar.
28:49Hmm.
28:50Ngayon ko lang nagkamali ko yan.
28:51Ha?
28:52Ganon po?
28:53Mali po?
28:54Mali.
28:55Ano po?
28:56Kasi diba pag gina...
28:57One plus one.
28:58Two.
28:59Two.
29:00O, di exacto.
29:01Exact.
29:02Ah, exact.
29:03Yung calculator, kinakalkulan niya lang eh.
29:06Ahhhh.
29:07Mali ba rin yung calculator?
29:08Mali.
29:09Oo.
29:10Ano po? Onda pa.
29:12Yun ang assignment niyo.
29:13Next week.
29:15Ayoko nung lahat eh. Puro spoon ped.
29:19Ah, may sagot to. Si One Love.
29:21Ano sagot mo?
29:22Ano tawag?
29:23Exaculator po.
29:25Exaculator.
29:26Ahhhh.
29:28Meron pa yung rooftop.
29:34Mali po yung rooftop?
29:36Mali yan.
29:37Bakit po?
29:38Sinubukan ko. Maketa ko eh.
29:40Opo.
29:41Bakit walang rooftop?
29:42Ano?
29:43Ano?
29:44Daman.
29:45Pagakit ko na asan yung rooftop?
29:47Puro top to ah.
29:48Mali ito.
29:49Mali.
29:50Mali eh.
29:51Rooftop. Mali.
29:52Meron pa yung...
29:53Ano dapat?
29:54Ha?
29:55Veranda.
29:56Ano?
29:57Veranda.
29:58Alam mo kung ano?
29:59Topculator.
30:01Ha?
30:02Tasi.
30:03Eeeeh!
30:04Eeeeh!
30:05Alam mo sa maka-elevator, di ba?
30:07Paakyat.
30:08O, topculator.
30:09Meron pang mali.
30:10Yung sing a song.
30:12Ha?
30:13Mali!
30:14Bakit po?
30:15What else can you sing?
30:17Di song lang.
30:19Ano?
30:20Dapat sing na lang?
30:21Sing lang.
30:22O ano?
30:23Galing niyo?
30:24Oo.
30:25Sige.
30:26PM.
30:27Dr. Ray Molato.
30:28Green Park Pasig.
30:29Hmm.
30:30Ano po ang kaibahan ng dwarf?
30:33Hmm.
30:34Elf?
30:35Hmm.
30:36Gnome?
30:37Hmm.
30:38Tsaka leprechaun.
30:40Leprechaun.
30:43Iba-iba yan, ha?
30:44Iba-iba po to.
30:45Pero sa ating mga Pilipino, lahat yan, duwende.
30:49Duwende lang, oh. Tama po.
30:51Duwende.
30:52Ano kaibahan yan?
30:53Hmm?
30:54Ano po?
30:55Yung...
30:56Yung dwarf.
30:57Ayan yung duwende, ha?
30:59Ang plural yan, ano?
31:01Dwarves.
31:02Dwarves.
31:03Wife?
31:04Wives.
31:05Opo.
31:06So yung dwarf?
31:07Dwarves.
31:08Opo.
31:09Pero pwede rin dwarves.
31:10Pwede po?
31:11Oo.
31:12Kailan po?
31:13Pagkakasama si Snow White.
31:17Snow White and the seven dwarves.
31:19Dwarves.
31:20Diba?
31:21Doon lang yung pwede, ha?
31:24Pag si Snow White lang kasama.
31:26Pag wala si Snow White, dwarves.
31:28Parang elf.
31:29Opo.
31:30Diba? Elf?
31:31Ano yung plural.
31:32Elves.
31:33Elves.
31:34Yan ang mga duwending talented.
31:35Huh?
31:36Oo.
31:37Bakit po?
31:38Elves Presley.
31:39Paano mo nalalamang elf?
31:44Paano?
31:45Paano mo nalalamang elf?
31:46Ha?
31:47Paano po?
31:48Titignan mo.
31:49Nakalagay doon.
31:50Diesel.
31:51Oo ano?
31:52Oo.
31:53Track po yun eh.
31:54Track po yun.
31:55Track po yun.
31:56Atrack po yun.
31:57Atrack po yun.
31:58Atrack po yun.
31:59Hindi po yun duwende.
32:00Eh yung gnome.
32:01Alam mo ba yung gnome?
32:02Alam mo yung gnome?
32:03Nung araw pa po yun eh.
32:04Nung araw pa yun eh.
32:05Nung araw pa.
32:06Kaya ang tawag niyan dating gnome.
32:09O yun.
32:10Galing.
32:11Ngayon ito ang maganda.
32:14Mahirap pong big kasi.
32:15Oo.
32:16Ano yan?
32:17Leprechaun.
32:18Leprechaun.
32:19Leprechaun.
32:20Leprechaun.
32:21Hmm.
32:22Ang opposite niyan, niyang Leprechaun.
32:25Oh.
32:26Capricorn.
32:27Malaki yun eh.
32:29Capricorn.
32:30Alien?
32:31Alien!
32:32Alien!
32:33Wala na po tayong oras Brad Pitt.
32:36Oh.
32:37Ihabol na lang natin si Kasaping Paulo.
32:40Ah, si.
32:41Oh.
32:42Kontis meron po siyang tanong.
32:45May nasusulat po ba?
32:47Ba may audio ka?
32:48Tungkol sa mga may ari ng bahay na kuripot magbigay sa mga nangangaruling.
32:53Share.
32:54Saan po?
32:55Yan sa 8-8 ng kalumpang.
33:01Ito tungkol sa...
33:02Kuripot.
33:03Kuripot.
33:04Kuripot na...
33:05May ari na po.
33:06Ayaw sa mga may gayay ng karuling ha.
33:08Basahin mo.
33:09Ito, kilala niyo ito.
33:10Basah.
33:11Lord Patawad.
33:14Hmm.
33:15Kilala mo yan.
33:17Hmm.
33:18Member ng Radioactive Sago Project.
33:21Si Lord.
33:22Si Lord Devera.
33:23Bakit po patawad?
33:25Patawad eh.
33:26O ayan o.
33:27Hindi nagbibigay.
33:28Ha?
33:29Bali yun ang alias niya.
33:30Naging bansag po ito.
33:31Bansag niya.
33:32Si Lord Patawad.
33:33Si Lord Patawad.
33:34Kasi pag may nangaruling,
33:36Patawad.
33:37Kaya ang tawag sa kanya doon sa lugar,
33:39Lord Patawad.
33:40Kuripot pala yan.
33:41Kuripot.
33:42Sige.
33:43Basah.
33:44Tuloy.
33:45Pagkat ako ay makasalanan.
33:47Hmm.
33:48Bakit?
33:49Kasi sumulo na to eh.
33:50Dati nga may banda siya.
33:51Ayun po.
33:52Makasalanan.
33:53Ayaw mag-share.
33:54Ayaw.
33:55Sige.
33:56Tuloy mo.
33:57Makasalanan ni-la-lang.
33:58Hmm.
33:59Nakakita mo?
34:00Hmm?
34:01Makasalanan siya.
34:02Kaya ni-la-lang lang siya roon.
34:05Ayun.
34:07Ayun .
34:40Thanks, honey. Katulad ako ng million-million mom, subok na namin ang siyesta spaghetti. It's firm, hindi malabsa. Kaya siyesta ang tunay na number one.
34:50Sarap.
34:51Sulit ang sarap ng siyesta.
34:54Mommy, mommy, let's eat na.
34:55No, we can't eat this. This is not ours. Remember, kusinera lang ang mommy mo dito.
35:01Tay, pa-uwin mo na nga ang anak mo. Hindi ka makapagtrabaho ng maayos.
35:05Yes, mom. Sorry po.
35:10Merry Christmas!
35:26Wow, maraming maraming salamat ha.
35:33Ngayon ako nakakita ng taong grasa na naminigay sa kapahan niya taong grasa.
35:37Yeay!
35:39Ay, amin yan? Hindi ako taong grasa, no?
35:41Bakit parang ang lalim na yung iniisip mo?
36:02Huh?
36:03Ah.
36:04Ah.
36:05Iniisip ko kasi kung pupuntahan ko yung nininong ko.
36:08Kadapas ko kasi 500 pesos ang binibigyan nung sakin.
36:11Kaya lang ang layo nung bahay nila eh.
36:14Eh, pero 500 pesos pa rin yun. Ba't ayaw mo pa?
36:18Eh, kasi ang pangmasahin doon pagpunta sa kanila, 510.
36:21Abonado pa ako! Oh my God!
36:23Oh my God!
36:32Lebas ko!
36:33Hey, Joe!
36:34Thank you!
36:40Pasko na naman!
36:41Pasko na naman!
36:42Tumataasan naman yung konsumo ng kuryente!
36:45Huh?
36:46Ha?
36:47Ba't ka naman ang mamroblema eh?
36:48Wala naman tayong kuryente eh.
36:50Eh, siyempre pag tumataas yung mga gasto sa mga tao eh,
36:54kukunti yung bibigyan nilang limo sa atin.
36:57Ah, nga, no?
36:59Hindi ko naisip.
37:00Tanga-tanga ko talaga.
37:01Nga, no?
37:11I don't want a lot for Christmas
37:16There is just one thing I need
37:21I don't care about the presents
37:24Underneath the Christmas tree
37:28I just want you for my own
37:32More than you could ever know
37:36Make my wish come true
37:41All I want for Christmas
37:47Is you
37:58I don't want a lot for Christmas
38:04There is just one thing I need
38:07And I don't care about the presents
38:10Underneath the Christmas tree
38:13I don't need to hang my stockings
38:17There's a part of my place
38:20Slam a cross to make me happy
38:23I don't need to hang my stockings
38:26I just want you for my own
38:29More than you could ever know
38:33Make my wish come true
38:36All I want for Christmas
38:38Is you
38:40You, baby
38:45Oh, I won't ask how much this Christmas
38:49I won't even wish for snow
38:52I just want to keep on waiting
38:55Oh, I need to listen to
38:58I won't make a list and send it
39:02To the North Pole for Sydney
39:04I won't even stay away too
39:08I won't imagine the way this place
39:11Cause I just want you here tonight
39:14Oh, I want to be so tight
39:17What more can I do
39:20Oh, baby
39:21All I want for Christmas is you
39:25You, baby
39:30Oh, all the lights are shining so brightly
39:34Every boy
39:36And the sound of children's love fulfills me
39:42Oh, I want you to sing
39:44Oh, I want you to sing
39:46Oh, I hear those nightmares waiting
39:49Santa, won't you pray
39:51If you're the one I really need
39:53Won't you please tell me
39:54It's a man
39:55Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
39:59This is all I'm asking for
40:02I just want to see my baby
40:05Stay right outside my door
40:08Oh, I just want you for my own
40:12Oh, I want you forever known
40:15Baby, always come true
40:18Oh, baby
40:18All I want for Christmas is you
40:25You, baby
40:31All I want for Christmas is you, baby
40:37All I want for Christmas is you, baby
40:43All I want for Christmas is you, baby
40:50Thanks, honey
40:51Katulad ako ng million-million mom
40:54Sumok na namin ang siesta spaghetti
40:56It's firm, hindi malabsa
40:58Kaya siesta ang tunay na number one
41:01Sarap
41:01Sulit ang sarap ng siesta
41:04Sarap
41:06Wait
41:07Sino ka?
41:09Ako yung may birthday
41:10Ikaw?
41:12Well, hindi bagay sa'yo ang spaghetti
41:14Dapat sa'yo
41:15Cake
41:16Cake?
41:17Yes
41:18impacting
41:30Kaya siesta
41:31Don't do it with a body of a day!
41:41I'm happy!
41:42I'm happy!
41:44I'm happy!
41:46I'm happy!
41:48Merry Christmas!
41:50Merry Christmas!
41:52I'm happy!
41:53I'm happy!
41:55I'm happy!
41:57I'm happy!
41:59I'm happy!
42:01I'm happy!
42:03I'm happy!
42:05I'm happy!
42:07I'm happy!
42:09I'm happy!
42:11You're so good!
42:13You're not a good thing!
42:15You're happy!
42:17You're happy!
42:19You're happy!
42:21Joy to the world!
42:23The Lord has come!
42:25Let Earth Receiver King!
42:27Let me out!
42:29Thank you!
42:31Thank you!
42:33Thank you!
42:35Thank you!
42:37Thank you!
42:39Thank you!
42:40Thank you!
42:41Thank you!
42:42Thank you!
42:43Thank you!
42:44What?
42:45Wait!
42:46I'm happy!
42:47Can you make it easy?
42:48Why are you getting more worried?
42:50I'll do the negotiations for you!
42:52I'll do it for you!
43:00You're crazy!
43:02You've given me a lot of nocube
43:04and I've never been able to do it!
43:06They gave me a lot of nocube
43:08to make me a lot of nocube
43:09Eh, naku, baka si Rana. Ano bang laman?
43:12Bagong!
43:27Oh, bakit malungkot ka?
43:29Eh, paano naman minsan?
43:30Nag-break kami ng girlfriend ko.
43:32Ang kailan magpapasko?
43:33Bigat naman kasi na hinihingi nga sa akin, eh.
43:36Ano ba hinihingi niya sa'yo?
43:39Bahay ko daw siya.
43:46Ano mo, kahit wala tayong makain, wala tayong tirahan, tsaka wala tayong pera,
43:53masaya pa rin ako ngayong Pasko kasi magkasama tayo, eh.
43:56Ako rin masayaan rin.
43:58Talaga?
44:00Masaya ako na masaya ka. At least may isa sa ating masaya.
44:10Nung high school ako, yung ibang pamachong classmate ko,
44:14ngipin ang pinambubukas ng soft drinks.
44:17Aba, nagmukha silang bading,
44:19na nga ang pinambukas ko, nguso at ling.
44:23At West Footwear smell of a party.
44:30At West Footwearwear feel the rain!
44:38Piliki beach,
44:39Daddy, why don't you go away from here?
44:43Dad, why don't you go away from here?
44:46You can see it!
44:47It's free to go.
44:48It's free to go.
44:49It's free to go.
44:50It's free to go.
44:51It's free to go.
44:54It's free to go.
44:55It's a good security.
44:56What more can you ask for?
44:58Are you crazy?
44:59My God!
45:09Marie, what are you planning on now on Pasko?
45:11Marie, I'm not planning on planning.
45:13Ha?
45:14How are you doing?
45:15It's like that.
45:17We're going to eat outside!
45:19Sushi.
45:20Sushi!
45:21Sushi!
45:22Sushi!
45:23Sushi!
45:24Sushi!
45:25Sushi!
45:26Sushi!
45:27Sushi!
45:28Sushi!
45:29Sushi!
45:30Sushi!
45:31Sushi!
45:32Sushi!
45:33Sushi!
45:34Sushi!
45:35Sushi!
45:36Sushi!
45:37Sushi!
45:38Sushi!
45:39Sushi!
45:40Sushi!
45:41Sushi!
45:42Sushi!
45:43Sushi!
45:44Sushi!
45:45Sushi!
45:46Sushi!
45:47Sushi!
45:48Sushi!
45:49Sushi!
45:49Sushi!
45:51Sushi!
45:52Sushi!
45:54You're back!
45:55Your weight is back.
46:00What's happening?
46:02I don't know what you're doing.
46:03You're not going to do.
46:04The best things in life are free.
46:06Kaya pag nag-tune in kayo every Friday,
46:08dito sa GMA,
46:10libre nyo mapapanood ang
46:12BABO!
46:20Masaya pa rin ako ngayon Pasko kasi
46:22hindi kasama tayo.
46:24Talaga, eh.
46:26Alam mo, masaya rin ako
46:28na masaya ka.
46:30Talaga?
46:32Anong matay?
46:34Wow!
46:36Salamat!
46:38Hindi naman nakakita ng tao
46:40na nanginigay sa kapang ng tao klasa.
46:42Waaay!
46:44Tama naman.
46:46Babugay babugay
46:48Babugay babugay
46:50Babugay babugay
46:52Babugay babugay
46:54Babugay babugay
46:56Babugay babugay
46:58Babugay babugay
47:00Hey!
47:02Hey!
47:04What?
47:06How are you doing?
47:08How did you do it?
47:10We were able to eat.
47:12We were able to eat outside.
47:14Here.
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