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00:00:45What's going on?
00:00:47Time to become famous.
00:00:52You're really making a big mistake.
00:00:55You have any clue who I am?
00:00:56All I have to do is make a-
00:00:57Shut the fuck up!
00:01:00All you South Philly Italian guys swear you're in a goddamn mind!
00:01:15Look.
00:01:18We've been paying you a lot of money to market us on social media.
00:01:26But it just, it just seems like we're the only ones doing any work.
00:01:33What are you talking about?
00:01:34I've been doing everything I can for you guys!
00:01:36What, you think we just like to burn our money?
00:01:46I've told you, you have to work on your quality.
00:01:49Spend more money on studio time.
00:01:52Vocal lessons.
00:01:53Find a decent-
00:01:54Bullshit!
00:01:55You do nothing but put us on a back burner to everyone else!
00:01:58That is not true!
00:02:06That garbage rock band you got from Jersey.
00:02:13Them skinny jeans wearing fuckboy wrappers from South Street.
00:02:19And that corny-ass cunt.
00:02:23What a little chipmunk voice.
00:02:26You remember when we met at the beach?
00:02:29You remember when we met at the beach?
00:02:38Get the fuck out of here with that shit!
00:02:47My other clients work hard.
00:02:51And they sacrifice.
00:02:52And they listen to me.
00:02:54The same I do for them is the same I do for you.
00:02:59But you insisted on putting all of your money into social media promotion.
00:03:05To have a presence, you first have to have material.
00:03:08You have to have...
00:03:15Talent.
00:03:15Talent.
00:03:26Me alone...
00:03:29Is the material.
00:03:32They're gonna write books.
00:03:34And make movies about it.
00:03:36Everybody wants a piece of this.
00:03:40Are you so goddamn jealous?
00:03:43It's disgusting.
00:03:45You can't even like or share any of our fucking posts on Facebook.
00:03:56Tiffany.
00:03:58Please.
00:04:00If you just let me go,
00:04:02we can forget all about this
00:04:04and work something out.
00:04:09Oh.
00:04:11We've already worked something out.
00:04:17This is crazy.
00:04:18This is absolutely insane.
00:04:21This is absolutely insane.
00:04:31What the hell are you doing?
00:04:34What the hell are we doing?
00:04:37To hell with you, Frank.
00:04:41That's what we're doing.
00:04:42What the hell are you doing?
00:04:44Oh.
00:05:10Sacrifice.
00:05:12Right, Frankie?
00:05:16Well, consider this...
00:05:19our sacrifice.
00:05:24Your father.
00:05:33Burn in hell, motherfucker!
00:06:12I'm gonna take Frank's car.
00:06:13You follow me in my truck.
00:06:15You gotta make this fast.
00:06:16Relax.
00:06:17They'll never find us.
00:06:18Even if they did, it wouldn't matter.
00:06:20We'll already be famous by them.
00:06:24I'll leave.
00:06:24I look!
00:06:43I'll take the bus.
00:06:44I've had to do this well.
00:06:44I'll take a seat.
00:06:47I'm gonna have to do this well.
00:06:48Let's go.
00:06:48I'm gonna have to do this well.
00:06:50I try to help you.
00:06:51Oh, my God.
00:07:38Watch where the fuck you're going!
00:07:41Are you serious?
00:07:42What the hell's wrong with you?
00:08:14No, no!
00:08:20I don't know.
00:08:44I don't know.
00:09:14I don't know.
00:09:46I don't know.
00:10:32I don't know.
00:10:35I don't know.
00:10:36I don't know.
00:10:47I don't know.
00:10:55I don't know.
00:10:56I don't know.
00:11:11I don't know.
00:11:47I don't know.
00:11:54So, expect a few plot twists along the way.
00:11:58And I know this might make me look sly or whatever, but if shit's gonna blow up, I might as
00:12:07well get a good grade for it.
00:12:10You can't beat real life drama.
00:12:28I don't know.
00:13:03I don't know.
00:13:06I don't know.
00:13:17I don't know.
00:13:33I don't know.
00:13:34I don't know.
00:13:41I don't know.
00:14:02I don't know.
00:14:31I don't know.
00:14:53I don't know.
00:14:58I don't know.
00:15:27I don't know.
00:15:30I don't know.
00:15:30I don't know.
00:15:30I don't know.
00:15:31I'm getting bored.
00:15:31I'm getting hungry.
00:15:32I don't know.
00:15:32When are we eating?
00:15:33Can we eat?
00:15:37Wow, look at the poses.
00:15:40You gonna post some of these?
00:15:42I'll post them if you want me to.
00:15:45Okay, right, let me get you lot.
00:15:47Yeah?
00:15:48All right.
00:15:50Well, don't drop it.
00:15:51I'm coming for you, too.
00:15:52Hold it properly, will you?
00:15:53Two hands?
00:15:54Yeah, shut up.
00:15:54You got it.
00:15:55Okay.
00:15:57Show me some romance.
00:15:59You're supposed to be in love.
00:16:01Okay, yeah, you're boring me.
00:16:02Just take it, just take it.
00:16:04Cheers.
00:16:05Here we go, approaching the legendary Olderbrook Tunnel, guys.
00:16:09Ooh.
00:16:10Um, how long does it take to get through the tunnel?
00:16:14I don't know, like five minutes.
00:16:17I don't think I can do this.
00:16:18It's fine, we'll be through it in no time.
00:16:20Can you pull the boat over?
00:16:21What?
00:16:22Can you pull the boat over to the side?
00:16:23No, Megs, what are you doing?
00:16:24No, I'm scared, I can't do this.
00:16:25I can't do it.
00:16:26Babe, it's gonna be fine.
00:16:27Can you chill?
00:16:27It's a tunnel.
00:16:28It's a tunnel, babe.
00:16:29No, it's not.
00:16:30What?
00:16:30God, breathe.
00:16:31I should have blessed this.
00:16:32Fucking got into it.
00:16:33I'm being such a pussy.
00:16:34And don't touch my tiller.
00:16:36It's like a euphemism, yeah?
00:16:38Get in.
00:16:39All right, ladies and gentlemen.
00:16:41Legs and arms inside the vehicle at all times.
00:16:45It does look kind of dark, though.
00:16:47Does it have light?
00:16:49Really?
00:16:52It kind of smells.
00:16:54It kind of smells.
00:16:57And it's dripping.
00:16:58This is mad.
00:17:01Look at that.
00:17:02Guys, I want to get off.
00:17:03Just breathe.
00:17:04Okay, just breathe.
00:17:06Oi, you're listening.
00:17:08You don't have to.
00:17:10Right.
00:17:12I can't breathe.
00:17:15Anyone else can't see a thing?
00:17:17Oh my god.
00:17:18Oh my god.
00:17:18Oh my god.
00:17:19Oh my god.
00:17:21Oh my god.
00:17:22Yo, turn the lights on or something, man?
00:17:23Yeah, yeah, let me see.
00:17:24Let me see.
00:17:25Wait, hold on, hold on.
00:17:27Ah!
00:17:28Fuck!
00:17:29You hit.
00:17:31This is so insane.
00:17:33It's a laugh, isn't it?
00:17:34Yeah, it's been earlier.
00:17:35Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
00:17:37All right.
00:17:37Turn the lights on if you can, mate.
00:17:39Yeah, that's a go.
00:17:40Go with the arm, mate.
00:17:41Go with the lights.
00:17:42Yeah.
00:17:44Go.
00:17:44The light's not working.
00:17:48Sir, see if there's any torches at the back.
00:17:51I think there's some in the bedroom.
00:17:52Ah, okay, sir.
00:17:56Chloe?
00:18:00Chloe?
00:18:02What are you doing?
00:18:04Alf said to get some torches.
00:18:06What's that behind your back?
00:18:07I don't know.
00:18:08It's the last thing I touched before you jumped into the room like a maniac.
00:18:11Gimme.
00:18:11I'll try the bedroom.
00:18:20Come on.
00:18:21Crazy.
00:18:23Crazy.
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:28Can we talk about it now or not?
00:18:30No.
00:18:31Can't talk about this right now.
00:18:33Well, we're gonna talk about it.
00:18:34It's the thing we need to.
00:18:35But we're not.
00:18:36I should.
00:18:41You're all right, mate?
00:18:41You've got them torches?
00:18:43Nope.
00:18:44There's Mythiccone.
00:18:44I'm thinking I'm good at discovering stuff.
00:18:46Okay, this will work.
00:18:49Nice.
00:18:51Yeah, here's someone of use.
00:18:54What's that?
00:18:55Which phone is that?
00:18:56It's not mine.
00:18:57Wait, hold that a sec.
00:19:09It's our box.
00:19:10It's our box.
00:19:15What the fuck?
00:19:16What's the box?
00:19:17What is it?
00:19:18Phones.
00:19:18You want to come see this?
00:19:19Oh, we should put them back.
00:19:22Why did he have so many phones?
00:19:27What the fuck?
00:19:30Why did he have so many phones?
00:19:31Should we answer it?
00:19:32No.
00:19:33Yeah.
00:19:33I think you should leave it.
00:19:34Does it say he's calling?
00:19:36Is a dude called Hans?
00:19:39Leave it.
00:19:40Put it back.
00:19:41Leave his shit.
00:19:42Speak it.
00:19:43Speak it.
00:19:43Speak it.
00:19:44Speak it.
00:19:44Speak it.
00:19:44Babe.
00:19:45Babe.
00:19:46Hello?
00:19:47You didn't fool Sheila, Earl Clement.
00:19:49Who's this?
00:19:50This is Hans.
00:19:51Who is this?
00:19:52This is Dave.
00:19:54Where is Mr Baz?
00:19:56Mr Baz, he's on the dog walk at the moment.
00:19:59Can I take a message?
00:20:00His assistant was due to deliver the code for left two days ago.
00:20:04Where is it?
00:20:08Excuse me, do you mind if I'll just call you back in like five or ten minutes?
00:20:10No.
00:20:11We fulfilled our part of the deal by delivering the crypto key.
00:20:16If we don't receive the code for it by midnight, we come for a Saturday.
00:20:21Hello?
00:20:21And one more thing.
00:20:23If you think you can expect this code, no.
00:20:25Signal's gone.
00:20:26You're joking.
00:20:27Shit, is your uncle messed up it?
00:20:29I don't know.
00:20:31That must be one of the guys he sells car parts to or something.
00:20:34Then why is he talking about a cold wallet?
00:20:36What's a cold wallet?
00:20:37It's a small USB key thing that stores cryptocurrency.
00:20:42My mate had one.
00:20:43It stopped hackers from stealing your shit.
00:20:46Give me that.
00:20:47What was that USB you had earlier?
00:20:48You think he's got one?
00:20:51Yeah.
00:20:52Yo, where is it?
00:20:54Did you move it?
00:20:55No.
00:20:55Then where is it?
00:20:56How should I know?
00:20:57Oh, what the fuck is that?
00:21:02Did we get a wall?
00:21:05Oh my god, the tunnel is gone.
00:21:07We're in it, you pleb.
00:21:08I can't see it.
00:21:09What do you mean?
00:21:10The bricks.
00:21:10I can't see its bricks.
00:21:13Shit.
00:21:14Well, maybe it's just the legend.
00:21:17She's not joking, man.
00:21:18Look.
00:21:19Shit.
00:21:21It's probably just a wide part of the tunnel.
00:21:23How long have we been in it?
00:21:26Twelve minutes.
00:21:27You said it took five minutes to settle through this thing.
00:21:29That's what it said on Google, man.
00:21:31Something isn't right.
00:21:32Let's just get out of here, yeah?
00:21:34Alright, alright.
00:21:36A bunch of pussies, man.
00:21:40The engine ain't starting.
00:21:41What?
00:21:42Try it again, come on.
00:21:45It's not starting, man.
00:21:48It's the tunnel. It's got us.
00:21:49Maybe we're out of fuel.
00:21:50No, we had a full tank of gas before we left.
00:21:54I'm telling you, it's the tunnel.
00:21:56It's like a fucking tunnel, yeah.
00:21:57This is exactly what my nan said would happen.
00:22:00Oh, Megs, calm it, man.
00:22:01No!
00:22:01If you sail through the tunnel and you're living a life of deceit,
00:22:04it takes you and it kills you.
00:22:05That's bollocks.
00:22:06Then why are we moving?
00:22:07Is that who's lying, then?
00:22:10If the legend is true, then someone is clearly lying about something.
00:22:14Anyone want to volunteer a secret?
00:22:18Megs!
00:22:19Alfie!
00:22:20Do you two have anything to admit?
00:22:24Look, bro.
00:22:25It was a one-time thing. I'm sorry.
00:22:27Don't fucking lie to me, man.
00:22:29You're not sorry.
00:22:30I'm sorry.
00:22:31No, you're not fucking sorry.
00:22:32If you were sorry, you wouldn't still be trying to fuck my girlfriend.
00:22:34Jay!
00:22:35How long?
00:22:36What's he talking about?
00:22:38How long has this been going on for?
00:22:39There's nothing going on.
00:22:40Don't lie to me.
00:22:42That's the truth.
00:22:43It's true. I ended it like three weeks ago.
00:22:46Right, so where were you last Wednesday night?
00:22:47And don't say shopping with your aunt, because I know it's bullshit.
00:22:50It's not bullshit.
00:22:51Oh, so it's just a coincidence that you go out with your aunt,
00:22:53the person you never even fucking speak to,
00:22:55on the same night that he bunks off football?
00:22:57Yes.
00:22:59I told you, mate. I had the flu.
00:23:02Jay, please.
00:23:02Don't touch me.
00:23:03It was a mistake.
00:23:04You're at uni all the time and I...
00:23:06I love you.
00:23:07I don't believe you.
00:23:08It's true.
00:23:09And I'm not lying about anything else.
00:23:11Because my mother...
00:23:14What the fuck?
00:23:15Megs!
00:23:16Can you see her?
00:23:17Megs!
00:23:17Shit!
00:23:19She just got fucking flying up into the air, man.
00:23:22Megs!
00:23:23Megs!
00:23:24What the fuck?
00:23:27Megs!
00:23:29Megs!
00:23:32What the fuck?
00:23:35Megs!
00:23:37What the fuck?
00:23:37Megs!
00:23:37What the fuck?
00:23:38What's going on?
00:23:42Megs!
00:23:43Megs!
00:23:44Megs!
00:23:44Megs!
00:23:45What the fuck?
00:23:45Fuck, man.
00:23:48She's dead, man. I know it.
00:23:49Will you stop saying that?
00:23:50Yo, she could hear us.
00:23:51She'd be answering us.
00:23:53You know what, Alfie?
00:23:54Fuck you.
00:23:54When we get off this boat, I'm never speaking to you again.
00:23:57Fine, good.
00:23:58Megs!
00:23:58Saves me from dumping you.
00:24:00Megs!
00:24:01Oh, shit!
00:24:02Megs!
00:24:04Megs!
00:24:05Megs!
00:24:06Why would the tunnel still take her if she admitted the truth?
00:24:08I don't know.
00:24:09Maybe it wasn't the only secret she had.
00:24:12What do you mean?
00:24:14Maybe she was feeling low one night, got together with a friend, drank too much wine, and one thing led
00:24:19to another.
00:24:20Son of a fuck.
00:24:22What the hell are you talking about?
00:24:23Give me your phone.
00:24:24No.
00:24:24I need you. I need to call police.
00:24:26Use your own phone.
00:24:27I ain't got signal.
00:24:28If your phone's got no signal, then what makes you think that mine has?
00:24:31And what are the police going to do for us?
00:24:33I don't know.
00:24:33They're going to help us find Megs.
00:24:35Maybe we can make a call from the laptop.
00:24:37Where are you getting the laptop from, Meg?
00:24:38One of your uncle's office.
00:24:47And it still has battery.
00:24:48The boat's got no electricity.
00:24:50How are you getting Wi-Fi?
00:24:51Maybe we can pick up a signal from outside.
00:24:53What's your uncle's password?
00:24:54It's 1234.
00:24:55Seriously?
00:24:57It's got shit memory, man.
00:25:00Winner.
00:25:00This is a complete waste of time.
00:25:02And there's no Wi-Fi.
00:25:03Surprise, surprise.
00:25:04What's that?
00:25:04Is that your uncle?
00:25:05Yeah.
00:25:07What's he recording himself for?
00:25:08Well, maybe he's making an online dating video.
00:25:10No, he's not into any of that.
00:25:11We have to play it.
00:25:12No.
00:25:13What do you mean, no?
00:25:14What if it's some weird creepy porno thing?
00:25:16I don't want to see that.
00:25:17What the fuck?
00:25:18He could give us a clue to where he is.
00:25:23Okay.
00:25:25I don't know if this is going to work, but if I have to admit the truth to an actual
00:25:29person, then maybe making this video is the best thing that I can do.
00:25:39I've been stealing crypto again.
00:25:42Did you hear that?
00:25:44Yeah, I've been stealing again.
00:25:47I didn't mean to.
00:25:49But I needed the money.
00:25:50I was desperate.
00:25:51It was a last resort.
00:25:59Look, I will not make it out of here alive.
00:26:03I just want my family to know that I love them.
00:26:06And I'm sorry.
00:26:08I'm sorry.
00:26:10Especially healthy.
00:26:12I'm sorry I let you down, mate.
00:26:16Sorry for dragging Chloe into this mess.
00:26:18What?
00:26:19I only want to help you.
00:26:20I don't know what you're talking about.
00:26:23What the fuck?
00:26:25Fuck.
00:26:26Sorry.
00:26:27Sorry.
00:26:30Look, I'm going to do my best to try and get out of here.
00:26:33I promise.
00:26:35Tell Chloe that I'm sorry too.
00:26:39Have you been dealing for my uncle?
00:26:41No.
00:26:45Tell me the truth.
00:26:46I had to, okay?
00:26:47I needed the money.
00:26:48For what?
00:26:49My credit cards.
00:26:50For fuck's sake!
00:26:51I told your uncle I was struggling so he helped me out with some work.
00:26:55When?
00:26:56Had your birthday barbecue.
00:26:58When was I?
00:26:58I don't know.
00:26:59Taking a shit.
00:27:00We need to get out of this tunnel.
00:27:03What else have you been lying about?
00:27:04Well, we're still stuck in here so it must be-
00:27:06There's nothing else, I swear!
00:27:08Let's fucking get the fuck out of here!
00:27:11What the hell is that?
00:27:13Somebody just told me!
00:27:14Oh, fuck!
00:27:19Shit!
00:27:21Hurry!
00:27:23Oh, fuck!
00:27:24Oh, fuck!
00:27:26Oh, fuck!
00:27:27Get up, bro!
00:27:28It's gone!
00:27:29Get up, bro!
00:27:29Get up, bro!
00:27:29She's fucking gone!
00:27:31Chloe!
00:27:31Go!
00:27:32Go!
00:27:34Go!
00:27:34Hurry!
00:27:35Go!
00:27:37Go!
00:27:38Go!
00:27:38I don't think she was telling you the truth, mate!
00:27:41No.
00:27:42Fucking.
00:27:42Shit!
00:27:44Do you know this was gonna happen?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Is that what you brought us out here?
00:27:48So you can record and get all the drama for your fucking uni project?
00:27:51No!
00:27:52I just wanted her to film me confronting you and Megs!
00:27:55So what'd you do on this boat?
00:27:56I don't fucking know!
00:27:57Production value!
00:27:58You're a fucking bastard, Jay!
00:28:00I just said someone who's screwing his best friend's girlfriend!
00:28:03You ever bring her here?
00:28:05Who?
00:28:05Megs!
00:28:06You ever screw on this bed?
00:28:08Fuck you, Jay!
00:28:09You ever get out of a hotel?
00:28:10You ever make her come to your wife?
00:28:11No!
00:28:12Then where?
00:28:13A fucker in your flat!
00:28:14Is that what you wanna hear?
00:28:15Oh, you fucking!
00:28:16Ah!
00:28:17Get out of here!
00:28:19All that fucking talk about being brothers!
00:28:21You fucking cheated me!
00:28:23Get the fuck off me!
00:28:25Get out of here!
00:28:30Is that what you like here?
00:28:31Being a man of the movie, yeah?
00:28:33No eyes on you!
00:28:35Well, you poncy golden boy with your poncy the green, your poncy job!
00:28:39Don't carry your heart on the way!
00:28:40You fucking...
00:28:42What happened to you, man?
00:28:44You don't even know what I've done!
00:28:46And you'll never fucking understand me!
00:28:49Give me the fucking camera!
00:28:50The fucking camera!
00:28:52Fuck this shit!
00:28:54Fuck Megs!
00:28:54Fuck Chloe!
00:28:55And fuck your...
00:28:58No!
00:28:59No!
00:29:04No!
00:29:05No!
00:29:06No!
00:29:07No!
00:29:07No!
00:29:07No!
00:29:08No!
00:29:09No!
00:29:11No!
00:29:12No!
00:29:14No!
00:29:17No!
00:29:19No!
00:29:21No!
00:29:23Yes!
00:29:24No!
00:29:24No!
00:29:24I didn't want fucking any of this!
00:29:28I just wanted a fucking A in my unifinals!
00:29:32I'm sorry. I'm sorry for everything. I've ever lied about okay. I'm fucking sorry
00:29:37I I stole that fucking tenner from mom's purse last week. I I I
00:29:43Pushed Billy Thompson into the pool. I didn't mean to break his leg. I cheated on the math test when
00:29:49I was in year three
00:29:49I
00:29:50Never fucking met Spielberg. The photo was fake. All right, but I'm sorry. I'm really fucking sorry
00:29:57I beg if you if you let me go. I would never lie about anything ever again
00:30:01Please I'm fucking begging you
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00:32:37It just
00:32:38It gets me thinking about me and you I guess
00:32:41You know like there's
00:32:43These people are here one minute and gone the next
00:32:46I guess I just wanted to hear your voice
00:32:49Aww
00:32:49I love you too
00:32:52But you need to quit
00:32:53I know I know
00:32:55I just needed one more tonight and I'll be done
00:32:59Anyway
00:33:02By
00:33:02Are you gonna wait up for me tonight?
00:33:04Probably
00:33:06I got some writing I want to do
00:33:08Uh the movie is terrible but it got me thinking about my own story
00:33:11You gotta go?
00:33:12Yeah sorry
00:33:13I'll talk to you when I get home
00:33:15Love you
00:33:19God dammit
00:33:39Can I help you?
00:33:41Can I use your tele... telephone?
00:33:45You don't have one?
00:33:48Can I come inside?
00:33:52Can I come inside?
00:33:52Is there something wrong?
00:33:53Can I come inside and use your phone?
00:33:56There's someone following me
00:34:01I don't see anyone
00:34:04I...
00:34:05I think you're at random
00:34:12Yeah
00:34:13Come, please come in
00:34:28It's local, right?
00:34:38Yes
00:34:39I'm here
00:34:40Yeah
00:34:41Cool
00:34:42Whoa
00:34:42What was that?
00:34:44What's going on?
00:34:47What's going on here?
00:34:56I need...
00:34:58RISE
00:35:01You're gonna die tonight
00:35:03You need to leave right now
00:35:11Go away
00:35:12Go away
00:35:14I'm calling the cops
00:35:40Keep walking.
00:35:46Keep walking.
00:36:16Keep walking.
00:36:18You went to see that scary movie, didn't you?
00:36:23Yeah.
00:36:24Yeah.
00:36:24I'm here.
00:36:25I'm here.
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:28Come in.
00:36:28Please.
00:36:29Come in.
00:36:32And now you're freaked out.
00:36:33And now you're freaked out.
00:36:45I'm still here.
00:36:49I see you.
00:36:52I see you.
00:37:11I see you.
00:37:22Look at me.
00:37:25Shut up.
00:37:27You're going to die tonight.
00:37:28Shut up.
00:37:31I'm here.
00:37:41You're going to die tonight.
00:37:45Look at me.
00:37:46Look at me.
00:37:47Look at me.
00:38:10I'm home.
00:38:17Hello?
00:38:19Hello?
00:38:30Tom?
00:38:33Hello?
00:38:41What?
00:38:45Come on.
00:38:46This isn't funny.
00:38:48I had a super long tail.
00:38:50What's going on?
00:39:00I see you.
00:39:03You.
00:39:07Sounded good today.
00:39:1013 hours on set and I only had two lines of dialogue.
00:39:15Well, you're lucky he gave me any lines.
00:39:17Screw you.
00:39:19So what, you got like another week?
00:39:21Week and a half?
00:39:22Like another week and we'll be wrapped.
00:39:25You miss me?
00:39:27Of course.
00:39:28Are you behaving?
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:32You better be.
00:39:34Come on.
00:39:35Let's take this stuff upstairs.
00:39:36So are we going to FaceTime tonight or what?
00:39:38Because I'm dying to see that beautiful face.
00:39:43Actually, I think I got a better idea.
00:39:47Oh yeah?
00:39:48Yes.
00:39:49I recently heard about this new game called Dear Mirror.
00:39:54Dear Mirror?
00:39:55Yeah.
00:39:57So, this is how it goes.
00:39:59You ready?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:02You stand in front of the mirror at midnight, turn off all the lights,
00:40:07you light a candle, close your eyes, and you say this.
00:40:13Dear Mirror, never so clear.
00:40:16I really miss my love.
00:40:18So please bring her here.
00:40:21And then, you open up your eyes and you'll see my reflection standing right behind you.
00:40:28Wait, what?
00:40:29Yes, but you can't turn around.
00:40:32You have to stay facing the mirror or the spell will be broken.
00:40:38The spell?
00:40:41What the hell have your LA friends been showing you out there?
00:40:43I really want to try this.
00:40:46Here.
00:40:47You say it with me, okay?
00:40:49Dear Mirror, never so clearer.
00:40:52I really miss my love.
00:40:55So please bring her here.
00:40:57Alright, uh, dear Mirror, my girlfriend's never been weirder than-
00:41:02Come on!
00:41:03Babe, can you just please do this for me?
00:41:06Can't you just say it?
00:41:08The guy has to say it.
00:41:11Look, I'll just text it to you and you can practice it a few times, okay?
00:41:16You're serious?
00:41:17I mean, can't we just FaceTime and play Dear Let's Get Naked Again?
00:41:21I mean, that's a fun game.
00:41:22Stop!
00:41:23Come on!
00:41:24Look, it's almost midnight.
00:41:27Just go to the mirror.
00:41:29I'll see you soon.
00:41:31So exciting!
00:41:33Shut it off!
00:41:38Shut it off!
00:41:40Shut it off!
00:41:42Shut it off!
00:41:43Shut it off!
00:41:44Shut it off!
00:41:50Shut it off!
00:41:52Shut it off!
00:42:02Shhh.
00:42:07I can't believe I'm doing this, okay?
00:42:07Alright, I can't believe I'm doing this, okay?
00:42:09Hm.
00:42:18Dear Mirror.
00:42:19Never, never so clearer.
00:42:21I really miss my love, so please bring her here.
00:42:37Jason.
00:42:43No way.
00:42:47It worked. It really worked.
00:42:50I mean, how? I just-
00:42:54No, no. You can't turn around, remember?
00:42:57You turn around, and you break the spell.
00:43:03No. No, no. You came home early to surprise me, didn't you?
00:43:07You were probably outside the apartment on the phone the whole time, weren't you?
00:43:10Shh. No, Jason.
00:43:11Just enjoy the moment.
00:43:16You look so handsome tonight.
00:43:21This can't be real.
00:43:24It looks pretty real to me.
00:43:28You're so beautiful, babe.
00:43:32Yeah?
00:43:33Tell me again.
00:43:35Tell me how beautiful I am.
00:43:40You're so, so beautiful.
00:43:47Say it again, Jason.
00:43:50You're so beautiful that I can't take it.
00:43:57No, but you can take it.
00:43:59No.
00:44:01You just have to take it.
00:44:04No.
00:44:06You're so beautiful, babe.
00:44:09Sometimes, just the sight of you.
00:44:16No.
00:44:17No.
00:44:17No.
00:44:22No.
00:44:25No.
00:44:27No.
00:44:27No.
00:44:29No.
00:44:30What's wrong, Jason?
00:44:32Aren't I beautiful?
00:44:37Aren't I beautiful?
00:44:39You told me I was so beautiful.
00:45:01Aren't I beautiful?
00:45:03You told me I was beautiful.
00:45:05You said I was beautiful.
00:45:07I'm so beautiful.
00:45:09I'm so beautiful.
00:45:12They thought he was so fucking beautiful.
00:45:19Jason.
00:45:23Oh my god.
00:45:24It worked.
00:45:26It really worked.
00:45:30This can't be real.
00:45:33This looks pretty fucking real to me.
00:45:36What are you doing?
00:45:40I can't move!
00:45:45I can't move!
00:45:53Adewala, Adewala, Adewala!
00:46:24Adewala!
00:46:56Adewala!
00:46:58Adewala!
00:47:02Adewala!
00:47:05Adewala!
00:47:12Adewala!
00:47:13Adewala!
00:47:13Adewala!
00:47:15There's now been three months since the initial outbreak, and the situation continues to deteriorate.
00:47:22What started as isolated incidents has now become a global catastrophe.
00:47:27Entire cities have fallen into the infection, with military and emergency services stretched beyond the past.
00:47:34Infected zones have been expanded, with major metropolitan areas moving up.
00:47:39Safe zones are few and far between, and many have reported them being unpopulated and under-researched.
00:47:45Efforts to contain the virus are not largely fit, despite the best efforts of internet.
00:47:52Governments around the world are struggling to maintain control.
00:47:55Martial law is in effect in most major regions, and food shortages are rampant.
00:48:00Survivors are being urged to stay in fortified shelters, as moving across affected territories is heightened.
00:48:10Bailey, what happened to him?
00:48:11We found more of them in Coors Gold.
00:48:13Lana Heap.
00:48:15The rich got bit.
00:48:18The evac.
00:48:20Fucking god bless Sierra Hospital.
00:48:21Get ready.
00:48:22They'll fix them.
00:48:23They always fix things.
00:48:25The news.
00:48:26They stopped broadcasting the National Guard.
00:48:28Forget about the news.
00:48:29They ain't showing shit.
00:48:30Cows being burned by the hundreds.
00:48:32Kids killing their parents.
00:48:33Cities falling.
00:48:42Hey, what do you think, babe?
00:48:44Until the handsome clown you're sending out?
00:48:46Stop, okay?
00:48:47Now is another time.
00:48:49Hey.
00:48:50Hey, it's okay.
00:48:52It's okay.
00:48:52It's okay.
00:48:56It's okay.
00:48:56It's okay.
00:48:57Stay safe.
00:48:58Stay vigilant.
00:49:00And remember.
00:49:13We're not going to lose it, but you understand me?
00:49:15Hey.
00:49:16Don't mark my grave.
00:49:17I ain't dead yet, idiot.
00:49:18Shut the fuck up, Richie.
00:49:19Oh.
00:49:22Paul sealed the seal!
00:49:34It's okay.
00:49:35Poor man.
00:49:42He's so cute.
00:49:43He's very cute.
00:49:43I'm sorry.
00:49:46I'm sorry.
00:49:46He's so pretty.
00:49:46He's so cute.
00:49:48He's so cute.
00:51:08What's the meaning of this, Heston?
00:51:10Hey, shut up for her, buddy!
00:51:13Look at this grease bar right here.
00:51:15Looks like he's a couple cans, sort of six-pack.
00:51:19Ah, better go in the mic, hold on.
00:51:22Oh, look at you.
00:51:28Maybe we can have some fun later.
00:51:31Hey!
00:51:32Shut the fuck up!
00:51:38Stand down, Private.
00:51:40That filthy fucking tongue of yours is going to be the death of you.
00:51:43I don't know why you're so smug, Michael.
00:51:46Your cowardice is what got us in this mess in the first place.
00:51:51Now, settle down, guys.
00:51:54If I didn't think, we ain't find shit.
00:51:57Except for a change of Michael's panties.
00:51:59Sorry, they're your mom's.
00:52:01What do you want, Heston?
00:52:04I simply want a taste of your courteous and generous hospitality, William.
00:52:08That's all.
00:52:09That's bullshit, asshole.
00:52:11You wouldn't be here unless you wanted something.
00:52:13Well, your grasp of the obvious is inspiring.
00:52:16But we are soldiers, ma'am.
00:52:18And I'll be damned if we fail in our duty to protect.
00:52:21Am I right?
00:52:22Hoorah!
00:52:22Am I right?
00:52:23Hoorah!
00:52:24You expect me to believe you have our best interests at heart?
00:52:27William, boy.
00:52:28You may be a filthy deserter and all,
00:52:30but we'll put the past in the past.
00:52:34And actually, just thinking about it,
00:52:35it makes me a little emotional right now.
00:52:38I think I might cry, guys.
00:52:40I might have to go over here and give William
00:52:42a big, fat, juicy, wet kiss.
00:52:44I just...
00:52:47Ted, how about a favor?
00:52:50We give you a safe escort to Sierra Hospital,
00:52:54and you give me the location of your daddy's guns.
00:52:57He's lying.
00:52:59You never find the gun shack.
00:53:01It's hidden.
00:53:02Oh, I didn't know.
00:53:02I...
00:53:03Th-th-th-th-th-th-thunned it!
00:53:05So I'm gonna say it again this time.
00:53:07In plain English.
00:53:10I...
00:53:12need...
00:53:13your...
00:53:14guns.
00:53:16My father's guns are off-living.
00:53:20I bet you if I said it in Spanish,
00:53:22you understand me, boy.
00:53:23Son of a...
00:53:25Oh!
00:53:26I'll be damned!
00:53:28Get the fuck off me, boy!
00:53:29No, no, no, we're not doing this shit again.
00:53:30It's like a rink all over again.
00:53:32I'm not doing it again!
00:53:32You didn't fucking do anything!
00:53:33You didn't have the foals to kill him!
00:53:35That's why we're in this mess!
00:53:36It wasn't my fault!
00:53:37What do you mean it wasn't your fault?
00:53:39You ran away like a bitch!
00:53:40It wasn't my fault!
00:53:41Fucking pussy!
00:53:43I said quiet!
00:53:45Johnny, we should kill him.
00:53:46I said quiet right now!
00:53:52We are losing precious time.
00:53:54And Sierra Hospital will not wait on us.
00:53:58So do tell me the location of the gun shack.
00:54:00Or else I'll end Richie's suffering right now, boy.
00:54:03Oh, Keston, you can't.
00:54:04They'll save him.
00:54:06Listen, Willie, my dear boy.
00:54:08Richie's appetite right here is evolving.
00:54:11And when it does,
00:54:12and you don't give me the location of them guns...
00:54:17Lana's next.
00:54:19Get the fuck out of my sight!
00:54:21Stop!
00:54:21Go!
00:54:22Go!
00:54:22Yo, stop!
00:54:23What are you doing?
00:54:24Where are you taking them?
00:54:25Stop!
00:54:26Come on, man!
00:54:26Firecracker, everybody!
00:54:27Stop!
00:54:29Come on!
00:54:30So where are you taking them?
00:54:42I'm here.
00:54:45You're gonna be okay, Ray.
00:54:47Stay with me, please.
00:54:51You're so cold.
00:54:56Squander in precious time, Will.
00:54:58And I'll give Richie about 30 minutes or so
00:55:00before he's having Lena for supper.
00:55:02Now, is there something you want to tell me, boy?
00:55:04Better at myrrr!
00:55:07Ow!
00:55:10Now, maybe you'll say in a language we can understand, boy.
00:55:13You know what?
00:55:15You think you're brave?
00:55:17Huh?
00:55:17Prove it.
00:55:18You think you're brave?
00:55:18Prove it.
00:55:19Come on, I'm gonna count to three,
00:55:20and only three.
00:55:21Come on, boy.
00:55:22One.
00:55:23Pull that trigger, pussy.
00:55:24You know you can.
00:55:25Two.
00:55:26Reunite me with your dear old daddy.
00:55:28You know you want to.
00:55:30Three.
00:55:31God damn it!
00:55:33I give you a shot, you blow it.
00:55:35So don't blame me for your cowardice.
00:55:37Your friends could be free right now,
00:55:39but just like your father,
00:55:41you're weak and pathetic,
00:55:43and you crumbled under the pressure.
00:55:44My father was a hero.
00:55:48You think your daddy was a hero, boy?
00:55:49Is that so?
00:55:51You know what your father's last words he said to me was?
00:55:55Wait.
00:55:56Wait.
00:55:57Your father was no hero.
00:55:58He spent the last few seconds of his life begging me for it
00:56:02before I had to give him his final goodnight kiss.
00:56:05You're lying.
00:56:06I'm lying?
00:56:08Your daddy stared death in the face, boy,
00:56:10and he pissed himself,
00:56:11just like your mama,
00:56:12and just like you, boy!
00:56:14Kill me!
00:56:17No, not yet.
00:56:19Not yet.
00:56:20Give me a reason to whip the brown off your skin, boy.
00:56:22Come on, give me one fucking reason I'll do it.
00:56:25You know what, boys?
00:56:26Let's do what we do best.
00:56:29Come on.
00:56:29Yeah.
00:56:30Well, deep sea fish,
00:56:31an expedition, little willy.
00:56:34What?
00:56:35An expedition.
00:56:36This is a start,
00:56:37fucking ignorant.
00:56:42Three!
00:56:56Please, please, fight it.
00:56:58Fight it.
00:56:59Please.
00:57:01Please.
00:57:04No.
00:57:05No.
00:57:06No.
00:57:06No.
00:57:07No.
00:57:10No.
00:57:11No.
00:57:12No.
00:57:12No.
00:57:18Just give me the direction!
00:57:20Is that so goddamn hard, boy?
00:57:22Come on, Johnny.
00:57:23If he won't give, let's go.
00:57:24The evac will leave without us.
00:57:26You better check yourself, Corporal.
00:57:27I don't believe I asked for your fucking opinion now, did I?
00:57:30Yeah, boy.
00:57:32You ready to reunite with your daddy?
00:57:33Keith!
00:57:34He doesn't want to leave!
00:57:35Shut up, officer!
00:57:37It wasn't about the cuss!
00:57:39He just wants to settle the score!
00:57:41He telling the truth, Johnny?
00:57:42I will not be questioning a second guest by a nigga like you.
00:57:45Now back the fuck up!
00:57:47Now!
00:57:48Back to you!
00:57:52I ain't going along with this racist-ass bullshit anymore.
00:57:56I'm in no mood.
00:57:57Fuck around right now, Keith.
00:58:02Another spineless traitor, just like Will.
00:58:05Best you to listen to Corporal, Robert.
00:58:07Unless you may lose your spine.
00:58:09I'm a professional, goddammit!
00:58:11I ain't dying for this shit!
00:58:13You really are a coward.
00:58:15Did you know that?
00:58:18The boy's going weak on me?
00:58:21All these men are no fucking balls!
00:58:24This is crazy, man.
00:58:26Every decision you made, that's fucking letters from bad to worse.
00:58:29You think you can lead, Corporal?
00:58:30And you wouldn't care.
00:58:35Fuck that.
00:58:36You gentlemen have a problem with my fucking command?
00:58:40We can step in that room right there.
00:58:42He who fucking dares.
00:58:44And I'll make you suffer a pain so unimaginable,
00:58:47you'll be begging me for death.
00:58:49And when you die, and you wake up in hell,
00:58:52you will not find peace.
00:58:54You'll find me!
00:58:55Because I'll be waiting there for you.
00:58:58I'm gonna stand the fuck down.
00:59:01What's the matter, you balls falling off?
00:59:04You weak, sorry excuse of a fucking platoon!
00:59:08And what the fuck are you looking at, boy?
00:59:10Hmph!
00:59:13Ah!
00:59:13Ah!
00:59:18Ah!
00:59:19Ah!
00:59:20Ah!
00:59:22Ah!
00:59:22Ah!
00:59:26Is there anything else?
00:59:29Ah!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:39Ah!
00:59:48What the?
01:00:16All right, all right, go, go, go!
01:00:20No, no, they're everywhere.
01:00:22What the hell you waiting on, boy?
01:00:23The fucking cavalry?
01:00:24You know the drill.
01:00:26Secure the entrance.
01:00:27I want men at those windows.
01:00:29Hannah, back door with Keith.
01:00:30No mercy, no hesitation.
01:00:32Move it, move it, move it.
01:00:34If anything comes through those doors, boys,
01:00:36you drop it like a bad fucking habit.
01:00:42I can't.
01:00:43It's your hero.
01:00:45It's so bad, okay?
01:00:47You can do it.
01:00:49You can do it.
01:00:49You're strong.
01:00:52Hannah, was I good?
01:00:56Rich, you're the best, okay?
01:01:00I love you.
01:01:06No.
01:01:07I love you.
01:01:12No.
01:01:14No.
01:01:18No.
01:01:23I hate you.
01:01:33No.
01:01:35No.
01:01:37No.
01:01:38No.
01:01:38Moves you have no doubt of being a coward, Mike,
01:01:39let's get her a shot together, boy.
01:01:44Come on, boy.
01:01:45Hurry up, colonel!
01:01:58Hey!
01:01:59We got to reach you!
01:02:00We got to reach you!breach
01:02:02coming on the boards! I need
01:02:03the boards!
01:02:04Keith? What are you doing, Keith?
01:02:07What the fuck are you doing?
01:02:09What you motherfucker, Keith?
01:02:11What the fuck are you doing?
01:02:13Racist, son of a bitch.
01:02:17Motherfucker!
01:02:21Lord!
01:02:22Help!
01:02:24Help!
01:02:34I got the windows! Hurry up on the floors, Reyes!
01:02:46No, man!
01:02:47Hey!
01:02:48What you doing?
01:02:48Oh, shit!
01:02:50Oh, shit!
01:02:51You disloyal fuck!
01:02:53Fuck you, Robbie! Look my ass!
01:03:11Forget this, man!
01:03:17No!
01:03:23What the fuck?
01:03:27Jesus Christ.
01:03:28Come on.
01:03:30Come on.
01:03:52Die, you motherfucker!
01:03:54Motherfucker!
01:03:55Ah!
01:04:00Get the fuck out of here.
01:04:17Richard!
01:04:18Richard!
01:04:25No!
01:04:30What the?
01:04:32Come on!
01:04:34Wait!
01:04:36Come on!
01:04:55Come on!
01:04:56Come on!
01:05:17VALERIE
01:05:33Get him.
01:05:35Come on.
01:05:38You're going down there, boy.
01:05:40Get him.
01:05:45Get him.
01:05:46Get him.
01:05:46Get him.
01:05:47Get him.
01:05:47Get him.
01:05:47Get him.
01:05:49Toss it!
01:05:55We gotta do this the old-fashioned way.
01:05:58Fisticuff. You ready?
01:05:59You ready to meet your father, boy?
01:06:03What the fuck?
01:06:08You want some more?
01:06:09You want some more?
01:06:18Die!
01:06:26Motherfucker!
01:06:27Fuck it!
01:06:44Go ahead, boy.
01:06:46Make your fucking daddy proud.
01:06:50Make your fucking daddy proud, boy.
01:07:00Get the fuck off me!
01:07:17No!
01:07:22No!
01:07:23No!
01:07:24Lillian!
01:07:24No!
01:07:48Come on. It's gonna be morning soon.
01:07:56No, no.
01:07:59No!
01:08:02No!
01:08:04No!
01:08:07No.
01:08:10No.
01:08:12No.