00:00Elmwood's closed.
00:01Fallen tree?
00:02No, a dead cow.
00:05Oh, boy.
00:07Cold out there.
00:09Officer.
00:11Hi there, what can I do for you?
00:12I'm on my way to wedding. I gotta find 127.
00:15127? That's pretty far.
00:17You're really lost.
00:19Way lost.
00:29Well, I was letting my wife do the navigating, you know how that is.
00:34Okay.
00:35You're on County Road 6.
00:37Right.
00:37You want to follow that north, two-tenths of a mile to 20.
00:4020. Is north right or left?
00:41That's left.
00:42Thanks a lot, you guys.
00:43All right.
00:43No, you can't go that way.
00:45Sure you can, Marty.
00:47No, radio says County Road 6 closed near 20, John.
00:50Fallen tree?
00:51Ah, yeah.
00:53You can take County Road 6, turn west on Elmwood.
00:56Which is right before Oakwood.
00:57So you hit Oakwood, you've gone too far.
00:59Okay.
01:00What's before Elmwood?
01:02Edgewood.
01:02But what do you care?
01:03You're going to Elmwood.
01:07Thanks, guys.
01:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:10What am I talking about?
01:12Elmwood's closed.
01:14Fallen tree?
01:15No, a dead cow.
01:18Yeah, pros into the highway.
01:21All right.
01:22Happens a lot.
01:26Go north, that's left.
01:27All right.
01:27Okay?
01:28Now, Beachwood, you turn east, that's right.
01:31Now, Beachwood becomes Route 2.
01:33But you won't know that because it's called Evelyn.
01:34But it doesn't matter because the sign blew down.
01:36Sign's down.
01:36Okay.
01:38Now, continue going east on Evelyn, also known as Beachwood, a.k.a. Route 2, to La Fork and the
01:43Road.
01:43So, now, north-left is Carmelita, right-south is Maple.
01:47You want right-south Maple.
01:48Got that?
01:50Cows freeze the highway a lot.
02:00This is insane.
02:03You're getting dressed in the back seat of a car.
02:08Cannot believe it.
02:09You look terrific.
02:11What?
02:12Why are we not there yet?
02:15I mean, didn't we get those directions like an hour ago?
02:19No, no.
02:19It wasn't that long.
02:20We're almost there, honey.
02:21We're close.
02:22Ugh.
02:23Well, it's been a long time since you've been undressed in the back of this car.
02:27You just keep driving.
02:29Well, sometimes I forget just how sexy you are.
02:32Well, keep forgetting.
02:37You keep your eyes on the road!
02:41Kent, the storm is getting worse.
02:43I can barely see anything.
02:44Well, look, there's some lights up there.
02:46Just pull up into that place and find out where we are.
02:48We're in North Adams.
02:50I can feel it.
02:52Oh, just pull in and see.
02:55Stay here.
03:03Oh, boy.
03:05Killer night.
03:06Oh, no.
03:12Hey, how's it going?
03:14I'm in hell.
03:17How was the wedding?
03:19Terrific.
03:19Oh, what a great time.
03:21Now, if I got to head back to that wedding, what would be the best way to get back there
03:24now?
03:25Why would you want to go back?
03:27My wife left her purse there.
03:29Just like a woman, huh?
03:31You're lost again, huh?
03:35Tim, do you know where we are now?
03:37Yeah, I know exactly where we are.
03:38Oh, thank you.
03:39Hi.
03:40Um, I think I'm going to call the church and tell them that we're going to be late.
03:52So, this must be your, uh, lovely wife, huh?
03:56Yeah.
03:59Jill?
04:01Do you feel a draft at all?
04:08Area code 419?
04:11Are we still in Ohio?
04:12Yes, ma'am.
04:13The Buckeye State.
04:14Yeah.
04:17Didn't you tell me that we were in North Adams?
04:19I said I know exactly where North Adams is.
04:22Sure does.
04:22We gave him directions over an hour ago.
04:25You gave him directions on.
04:27Is this the place that we saw before?
04:28Sure, we haven't moved.
04:33How did you do this?
04:35Well, I was a little confused with the blizzard.
04:37You're naked in the back seat.
04:38Oh, hey, hey.
04:39Come on now.
04:39This is Ohio.
04:40We have laws.
04:41We have laws.
