00:00It was endearing.
00:01Hey, look.
00:03This is what we look like to the living.
00:05Holy shit.
00:10Of all the things that go with being undead,
00:13this one freaked me out the most.
00:16Who decides what we look like?
00:18I don't know.
00:20Maybe this is what our inner child looks like when it grows up.
00:23If that were the case,
00:25it looked like my inner child's road to adulthood
00:27was paved with crack cocaine,
00:29$10 blowjobs,
00:31and maybe even a trick baby or two.
00:34You think she's pretty?
00:37Mmm.
00:39As pretty as you.
00:40I should have said thank you.
00:42I wanted to say thank you.
00:43I wanted to smile and flirt and giggle.
00:47But instead I said, whatever.
