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00:09Did I get any beer on you? Sorry, lady. Hey, it's autumn. The leaves are changing. The weather's changing.
00:18The only thing that's not changing is Al's personality.
00:22My fan mail, which incidentally exceeds yours by ten to one, indicates that people like me just about the way
00:28I am.
00:34Ten to one, Al, huh? Ten to one. Your mom must be getting writer's cramp.
00:42Okay. It's autumn. What else is it time for, Al?
00:45It's time for Halloween, when you try to scare me with one of your childish tricks.
00:49I don't have time for that. Today we're talking about something real interesting. Backyard refuse.
00:53So I don't have to worry about some bloody body part popping out at me?
00:57Unless it's yours.
01:00Thank you, Tim.
01:02Well, mulching is the quickest and most effective way to deal with those unsightly piles of leaves and twigs that
01:07clutter up your yard.
01:08Not to mention you get to crank up a noisy machine and grind up stuff.
01:13Depending on your mulcher, you can throw in just about anything your yard will grow.
01:20Leaves.
01:24Twig.
01:31Or how about Al's paycheck?
01:37Then you get to the bigger stuff.
01:39Patio furniture, canoes, old doors.
01:41There's tired decking going here.
01:43That's exactly what you don't want to put into your mulcher because it could clog it up.
01:47That's right.
01:48That's why we have this other mulcher over here to show you what happens when you get a clogged up
01:51beater bar.
01:53Now, when you clear out the beater bar, and Al's going to show you right now, you want to make
01:55sure the whole unit's shut off because...
01:58Safety first.
01:59That's right.
02:00Now, what you do is you can just clear away the refuge here, get down into the beater bar.
02:09Happy Halloween, Al.
02:23Happy Halloween, Al.
02:29Happy Halloween, Al's going to show you what happens when you're going to show you what happens when you're going
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02:59Hey, guys.
03:01Hey, Al, Al.
03:02Hey, Harry.
03:03Yes.
03:04How are you feeling?
03:04Good as new.
03:05Yes?
03:05My doctor said the best thing to do after a heart attack is surround yourself with loved ones.
03:09So you left your wife at home and came down to the hardware store.
03:12You got it.
03:13Hey, to me.
03:15You're always here.
03:16I thought you had a new job.
03:17I decided to leave that position.
03:19He was fired.
03:20Which made it easy for me to leave.
03:23Put your note down at tool time.
03:24What's the problem?
03:24Oh, the opportunity of a lifetime.
03:27How would you like to be part owner of Harry's Hardware?
03:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:33Me?
03:34Really?
03:35Yeah.
03:36A dream come true.
03:37Have I died and gone to heaven?
03:40Anyway, my brother Larry, he wants to sell his 20% share.
03:43So for $15,000, you could be my silent partner.
03:48Hey, how come you didn't ask me?
03:51What?
03:54How come you didn't ask me?
03:57Benny, you gotta have some money.
04:00Oh, yeah.
04:01Money.
04:03What about me?
04:04I have money.
04:06But you gotta be willing to withdraw it from your mattress, Al.
04:11It's not in my mattress.
04:12Oh, cut it out.
04:14So wait a minute.
04:14You're saying you're interested, Al?
04:16Well, yeah.
04:17I mean, $15,000, that's a lot of money.
04:21But on the other hand, it's always been a dream of mine to own a hardware store.
04:26It's always also been a dream of yours to be able to walk around your mom without taking a rest
04:29stop.
04:33You're kidding, Al.
04:36Boom!
04:51Did you guys see something different to your hair?
04:55See, I told you you weren't ugly.
04:57I have to scare anybody.
04:58You're totally ugly.
04:59I'm just used to you.
05:03Hey, Mom.
05:04You think I have a chance at winning the costume contest?
05:06I don't think I have enough brains oozing out of my head.
05:08I didn't know you had any brains in your head.
05:12How would you like it if I made you look like you're really dead?
05:15Boys, boys.
05:15Will you just relax?
05:17I think Mark's gonna win the contest anyway.
05:19Mark?
05:20No way.
05:30Well, if he's Al, I guess that makes you Al's mom.
05:37I don't think so, Brad.
05:40Yellow.
05:41Happy Halloween, boo.
05:42Hi.
05:44Boy, Al, you had to stay out of the dryer.
05:48Looking good, guys.
05:49Looking good.
05:49Guys, go wash up.
05:51Brad, don't forget to wash behind your brains.
05:55Well, I got the goodies for the kids, yeah?
05:56I got a little something special for you.
05:59All right.
06:02Chocolate-covered marshmallow pumpkins.
06:04You know, they made these anymore.
06:05Where did you find them?
06:06A little candy store in Windsor.
06:08You drove to Canada to get me these?
06:12Oh, shucks.
06:12I'd drive to Europe if you put a little smile on your face.
06:18What do you want?
06:21It's like this.
06:23You know how me buying that, put a little smile on your face?
06:25Mm-hmm.
06:26There's something I'd like to buy that would put a big smile on my face.
06:29What would that be?
06:30A hard work store.
06:32Take the candy back to Canada.
06:35Listen, look.
06:36For a mere 15 grand, we can own 20% of Harry's hardware.
06:40And while you're in Canada, you can file for citizenship.
06:44This is a sure-fire investment.
06:46Yeah, that's what you said when you invested all our money in a hot rod.
06:49Wait a minute.
06:50That hot rod has gained value every single day.
06:53Great.
06:54Then sell the hot rod and buy a hardware store.
06:56I'm not selling the hot rod.
06:57Oh, oh, oh.
06:59No way.
07:00We're talking about this.
07:01Oh, Paul, and I'm a little bit.
07:03I hope we're not intruding.
07:04We're just on our way to the Sunday early bird special at Porky's Coffee Shop.
07:08We've done it every Sunday since we met.
07:10We get the same table, Al orders the meatloaf.
07:12I get the chicken cutlet, and halfway through the meal, we switch.
07:16And they say romance is dead.
07:20You guys want a drink?
07:21Oh, no, we get unlimited coffee with the special.
07:24What's up?
07:25Well, I stopped by to find out, are you going to invest in Harry's hardware?
07:29It's a possibility.
07:30It's completely out of the question.
07:31We're still discussing it.
07:32Over my dead body.
07:34She's on the fence.
07:36Because if you don't invest, I will.
07:40Give me a break.
07:41You part with money?
07:42Last time you tried that, you jumped in the wishy-mole to get your money back.
07:44I'll have you know that I once owned and operated a very successful business venture.
07:49Did you really?
07:50I had no idea.
07:51Neither did I.
07:52Little Al's lemonade stand.
07:55My slogan was, when it comes to lemons, I'm your main squeeze.
08:01Wow.
08:02Even as a little boy, you were so clever.
08:04Yeah.
08:04Well, we're just clevered out with you, Al.
08:06We really are.
08:07But Jill and I still need a little time to talk about putting money into this hardware.
08:12Time's up.
08:15Well, congratulations, Al.
08:15You got yourself a hardware store.
08:19Hey.
08:20Hey, Al.
08:21Hey, what's up, buddy?
08:22Harry.
08:22Oh, hi, Tim.
08:23Oh, Al.
08:24Well, there he is.
08:25How's my new silent partner?
08:27Well, Harry, I'm filled with a renewed sense of who Al Borland is and who he has the potential
08:33to blossom into.
08:35Sorry I answered.
08:39So, the old lemonade tycoon, what are you doing, checking up on your investment, Al?
08:43No, no, no, no.
08:44Harry doesn't need me to help him run this place.
08:46Just pretend like I'm not here.
08:48Comes naturally to me, Al.
08:53What's that?
08:54Well, I thought I'd keep the freeloaders from coming in here and drinking all our coffee.
08:59Good idea.
09:02Vinny, I believe the freeloaders he's talking about is you.
09:06Get out of here.
09:08I'm just saying that, uh, just to be fair, everybody should pay 50 cents for their coffee.
09:13Al, lighten up.
09:16Hey, I'm no freeloader.
09:18I buy my own coffee.
09:21Harry, can I bump 50 cents?
09:23Sure thing.
09:25Here you go, Vinny.
09:26Here you go, Al.
09:27Here you go, Harry.
09:28Nice, Al.
09:36Well, if you're just getting leaves out of your gutters, all you need is these extensions.
09:51And I, uh, I recommend these T-470 series.
09:53All right, take two of them, then.
09:54What's it gonna cost?
09:56Oh, for you?
09:57You're my best customer.
09:58I tell you what, give me a couple of tickets to tool time, and, uh, I'll give them to you
10:01at cost.
10:02I'll give you two on the aisle.
10:05Uh, Harry, can, um, can we have a little business meeting?
10:10Sure.
10:10Step into my office.
10:12Okay, what is it?
10:16Well, I'm just thinking that, um, if we sell everything at cost, we won't make a profit.
10:21Well, I'm just saying that if, if, uh, we give Tim a discount, where does it stop?
10:25Your relatives?
10:26My relatives?
10:28Benny?
10:30You don't have to worry about me.
10:31I never buy anything.
10:34Al, um, excuse me, Al, but, um, may I remind you that I spend more here in a month than
10:39most people do in a year?
10:39Yeah.
10:40Well, Tim, business is business.
10:42You gonna take my business someplace else?
10:44Oh, Al, what are you doing?
10:45You trying to give me another heart attack?
10:47Let's give him the discount.
10:48Harry, I didn't make a killing of Little Al's lemonade stand by slashing my prices.
10:53Well, I still own 80% of this hardware store, and Tim gets a discount.
11:00Thank you, Big Harry.
11:01Sorry, Little Al.
11:07Does everybody know what time it is?
11:09Tool time!
11:11That's right.
11:11Now, here he is, the star of the show, Tim, the tool man, Taylor.
11:15Woo-hoo!
11:19Thank you, everybody.
11:21Thank you, honey.
11:23And welcome to tool time.
11:25I am Tim, the tool man, Taylor.
11:26And you all know my assistant, Al, the living lemon borland.
11:31Today, we're gonna show you how to hang a picture on a hollow wall.
11:35Hollow wall?
11:37You're such a stud.
11:41Okay, let's say we're Al, scamper on our apartment, putting up our favorite picture.
11:46There we go.
11:48Now, this happens.
11:51Now, the reason that this happened is because the hollow wall here is not strong enough to
11:56support the weight.
11:56For that, you need a wall anchor.
11:58Now, there are many types of wall anchors.
12:00Right.
12:01You've got your hollow wall anchor, plastic anchor, sleeve anchor.
12:04And if you're in that easy listening mood, I'd go with a paw anchor.
12:09Which one you choose depends on the weight of your picture.
12:11For this one here, I would go with a three-quarter inch plastic lip screw anchor.
12:15Right.
12:15These are available any local hardware store.
12:17That's right.
12:17I like to buy mine at Harry's Hardware.
12:21Third near Maine in Royal Oak.
12:22Tell them that Al sent you.
12:25We'll be right back with more of Al's commercial after a few words from our show.
12:29All right.
12:30Now, for this particular anchor, what you want to do is first drill a hole, and you want
12:35to sit your anchor with your hammer.
12:38All right.
12:39Quickly use a screw.
12:41Screw it in like that.
12:43Oh, oh, oh.
12:48Then we're ready to hang a magnificent piece of art.
12:51Ah.
12:56Isn't that beautiful?
12:57Mona Borland.
13:00Now, you've all heard of Monet.
13:01This is what we call a don't-waste-your-Mone.
13:06It's funny.
13:08Well, if you want to save some Monet, shop at Harry's Hardware.
13:11Our prices are unbeatable.
13:13And for our Spanish-speaking customers, se habla espanol.
13:18Alberto.
13:19Un momento.
13:20I also want to say that at Harry's Hardware, even ten of the tool man Taylor shops there.
13:24Tell them how you're wild about Harry's.
13:26Wild.
13:27But you, I'm not that crazy about.
13:29Well, we'll be right back with our show after a few messages from Binford Tools, our real sponsor.
13:36Are you out of your mind?
13:38You can't plug Harry's Hardware on the tool time.
13:40This isn't your own personal forum, Hal.
13:42What are you talking about?
13:43You use this show as your own personal forum all the time.
13:46Are you telling me that when I have something important going on in my life, I can't use this show?
13:49Bingo.
13:54Don't you are, Tim.
13:55You're a mean, selfish son of a gun.
13:57You're just jealous because I have something you don't have.
14:00What, a beard and 50 hectare pounds?
14:04You look just like your father when I first told him I was pregnant.
14:09Now, now, this is really scary now.
14:11I like the big hair.
14:12Mom, quit picking at my face.
14:14No member of my family is going out of this house with a loose scab.
14:18It's the way all the kids are wearing them these days.
14:21Ah, well.
14:22So, Mom, how do my brains look?
14:26Ooh, very cerebral.
14:29Mom, Dad, look what I'm doing.
14:31That's my costume.
14:36Oh, great.
14:37Harry's got my kid advertising for Harry's.
14:39All right, that's all right.
14:40Gotta go.
14:41Have a good time, guys.
14:42And be careful out there.
14:44Well, Tim, for the first time in 13 years, you and I are alone together on Halloween.
14:50All we gotta do is turn the lights down low, get naked, and scare each other to death.
14:57Just tell me you don't have Harry's hardware printed on your bra.
15:02Well, after I get rid of these trick-or-treaters, you can find out.
15:06Oh.
15:08Elaine.
15:09I'm sorry to barge in like this, but I am really upset with Al.
15:14So you wore that outfit to get back at him?
15:18This is my costume for the Halloween party at the Putt-Putt Panorama.
15:22Do you think it's too loud?
15:24Oh, no, no, no.
15:26What was the question?
15:26I couldn't hear it over your outfit.
15:30Al and I were supposed to go miniature golfing, but the last minute he canceled.
15:33He's still at that stupid hardware store.
15:36Oh, don't worry.
15:37This is all new to Al now, but he'll calm down in a couple of days.
15:40I don't think so.
15:41He's already canceled our date for tomorrow so he can work, and the night after that,
15:44and the night after that.
15:46Tim, I think you should go down there and talk to him.
15:47He won't listen to me either.
15:48He called me a selfish S-O-G.
15:51What's a S-O-G?
15:52Son of a gun.
15:53When Al gets mad, he's a real potty mouth.
15:59Please, Tim, Al's looking at the hardware store the way he used to look at me.
16:03Been there.
16:07Still there.
16:11Going there.
16:14I think you'll be very happy with the long-right halogen.
16:17What are you going to be using it for, Wilson?
16:21Well, Al, a few of my friends are celebrating the Mexican Halloween.
16:24Day of the Dead.
16:28Very good, Al.
16:30And Harry's hardware.
16:31Se habla espanol.
16:34Well, in that case, como van los cosas con su nuevo negocio?
16:40Se habla espanol.
16:42Not so good, Al.
16:44I was just asking how you're enjoying being a new businessman.
16:47Well, muy bien.
16:48And this is just the beginning.
16:50Once I learn the ropes, I'm going to break free from Harry's
16:53and open my own chain of hardware stores.
16:54In fact, I stayed up all night thinking up a name for it.
16:57What do you think of this?
16:59Al's hardware.
17:02That's very evocative.
17:03Well, if all goes according to plan, I'll double my money in five years.
17:06Well, that's an admirable goal, Al,
17:08but I might remind you that the American humorist Ken Hubbard said,
17:11to safely double your money, fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
17:16Well, speaking of double, Wilson, it's double value days here at Harry's.
17:20You buy another flashlight, I'll throw in the batteries for free.
17:24I don't think so.
17:25All right.
17:26Well, then that's $39.95 with tax.
17:29There you go.
17:32Thank you, and there you go.
17:34All right, and good luck, Al.
17:36Speaking of luck, next week is Lucky Dollar Day right here at Harry's.
17:41Nice bag of bones, buddy.
17:43All right, thank you, neighbor Tim.
17:46Wilson?
17:48What are you doing here, Tim?
17:50Well, Al, I'm trying to save a relationship.
17:53I'm moved that you want to apologize,
17:56but I'm not going to give you a discount.
17:58I'm talking about you and Eileen.
17:59Well, I can't give her a discount, either.
18:03Al, she's sitting in our house right now.
18:05She's really upset that you canceled this date.
18:07Well, she's, you know, she's just going to have to understand
18:10that I own a business now.
18:12I have a whole new set of responsibilities.
18:15Al, Harry owns 80% of your business.
18:18He never stays here this late.
18:19Oh, but Harry doesn't see the big picture.
18:21I'm breaking in a whole new market,
18:23the after-hours hardware crowd.
18:26Al, I am the after-hours hardware crowd.
18:29And that's why I'm working so hard.
18:31This is the first time I've taken a chance in my life
18:33and I want to succeed.
18:34You break it, you bought it.
18:37Up until now, it's just been one big routine.
18:39I get up in the morning at the same time.
18:41I have the same thing for breakfast.
18:43I go to the bathroom at the same time.
18:45Don't knock that.
18:47My father never took a risk in his life.
18:49He worked at the same factory, the same job for 40 years.
18:54Now, I know, they offered him better jobs,
18:56but he was afraid to take them
18:57because he didn't want to take the chance of losing what he had.
19:00Come on, Al, you're not like your dad.
19:01You take risks every day.
19:03Yeah?
19:04Like what?
19:05He worked with me.
19:08That's true.
19:09What I'm saying, Al, is that risk worked.
19:11And this one can, too.
19:14You're going to make Harry a great partner.
19:17You think so?
19:18I just wish it would drive everybody crazy,
19:20including Harry and Eileen.
19:21I know.
19:22My behavior's been a bit overzealous.
19:25Hey, why don't I close up early tonight?
19:27That's a good idea.
19:28You can meet Eileen.
19:29She looks pretty terrific in those little knickers he's wearing.
19:33And in a couple of hours, the putt-putt will be shut-shut.
19:36You're such a nut-nut.
19:38Why don't I get my coat and we'll lock up.
19:40Hey, wait a minute.
19:41Go on.
19:41You go on.
19:41I'll lock up for you.
19:43You want me to leave you alone in my hardware store?
19:46Yes, I do.
19:49I don't think so, Tim.
19:51All right.
19:54Come on.
19:55Let me stay here, please.
19:55You guys start taking risks.
19:56No, no.
19:57Come on.
19:58Let me just do it.
19:58Just this.
20:00Whoa.
20:00What's this?
20:03I don't know, but you just bought it.
20:09Hi, guys.
20:11I can't believe Mark won the contest.
20:14And we didn't even get anything.
20:15I knew you'd win.
20:17Shh.
20:17If you ask me, the whole thing was fixed.
20:20Yeah, you should have seen the judges.
20:22It was an all-flannel panel.
20:24Yes.
20:25I won fair and square.
20:27I can't help it if Alice Bond was the head judge.
20:34Well, kids home?
20:37Well, you'd be happy to know that Al left the hardware store.
20:40You met Ellie.
20:40There now.
20:41And it's your girlfriend.
20:42Oh, you're a good friend.
20:44Yep.
20:44She's got the red ball.
20:45He's got the green ball.
20:46And after nine holes, they switch.
20:50How about you?
20:51Are you and Al okay?
20:52Yep.
20:53All right.
20:54Give me the key to the hardware store.
20:56He gave you the key to the hardware store?
20:58He just doesn't know it yet.
21:02He gave me the key to the hardware store.
21:04He gave you the key to the hardware store?
21:07He just doesn't know it yet.
21:16Hey, Tim.
21:18How do you like my new location?
21:20It's good.
21:20You got any of those donuts?
21:21Sure.
21:22What did you do at the garage?
21:23Oh, it's still on Wednesday night.
21:24Wow.
21:44Did I get any beer on you?
21:45Sorry, lady.
21:46Hey.
21:47It's autumn.
21:48The leaves are changing.
21:49The weather's changing.
21:52The only thing that's not changing is Al's personality.
21:56My fan mail, which incidentally exceeds yours by ten to one, indicates that people like
22:01me just about the way I am.
22:08Ten to one, Al, huh?
22:10Ten to one.
22:11Your mom must be getting writer's cramp.
22:16Okay.
22:17It's autumn.
22:18What else is it time for, Al?
22:19Well, it's time for Halloween when you try to scare me with one of your childish tricks.
22:23I don't have time for that.
22:24Today we're talking about something real interesting.
22:26Backyard refuse.
22:28So I don't have to worry about some bloody body part popping out at me?
22:32Unless it's yours.
22:35Thank you, Tim.
22:36Well, mulching is the quickest and most effective way to deal with those unsightly piles of leaves
22:40and twigs that clutter up your yard.
22:42Not that I mention you get to crank up a noisy machine and grind up stuff.
22:46Depending on your mulcher, you can throw in just about anything your yard will grow.
22:54Leave.
22:58Quick.
23:05Or how about Al's paycheck?
23:11Then you get to the bigger stuff.
23:13Patio furniture, canoes, old doors.
23:16Your entire deck can go in here.
23:18That's exactly what you don't want to put in your mulcher because it could clog it up.
23:21That's right.
23:23That's why we have this other mulcher over here to show you what happens when you get a clogged up
23:26beater bar.
23:27Now, when you clear out the beater bar, and Al's going to show you right now,
23:29you want to make sure the whole unit's shut off because safety first.
23:34That's right.
23:34Now, what you do is you can just clear away the refuse here, get down into the beater bar.
23:43Happy Halloween, Al.
24:11Happy Halloween, Al.
24:30Hey, guys.
24:35Hey, Al.
24:36Hey, Harry.
24:38Yes.
24:38How are you feeling?
24:39Good as new.
24:39Yes?
24:40My doctor said the best thing to do after a heart attack is surround yourself with loved ones.
24:43So you left your wife at home and came down to the hardware store.
24:46You got it.
24:48Hey, baby.
24:48Hey, Timmy.
24:49You're always here.
24:50I thought you had a new job.
24:51I decided to leave that position.
24:53He was fired.
24:54Which made it easy for me to leave.
24:57Put your note down at tool time.
24:58What's the problem?
24:59Oh, the opportunity of a lifetime.
25:01How would you like to be part owner of Harry's Hardware?
25:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
25:08Me?
25:08Yeah.
25:09Really?
25:09Yeah.
25:10Did a dream come true?
25:11Have I tied and gone to heaven?
25:14Anyway, my brother Larry, he wants to sell his 20% share, so for $15,000, you could be my
25:21silent partner.
25:22Hey, how come you didn't ask me?
25:26What?
25:29How come you didn't ask me?
25:32Benny, you gotta have some money.
25:35Oh, yeah.
25:36Money.
25:38What about me?
25:39I have money.
25:41But you gotta be willing to withdraw it from your mattress, Al.
25:45It's not in my mattress.
25:47Oh, shut it out.
25:48So, wait a minute.
25:49You're saying you're interested, Al?
25:50Well, yeah.
25:52I mean, $15,000, that's a lot of money.
25:56But on the other hand, it's always been a dream of mine to own a hardware store.
26:01It's always also been a dream of yours to be able to walk around your mom without taking a rest
26:04stop.
26:08Just kidding, Al.
26:26Did I see something different to your hair?
26:29See, I told you you weren't ugly enough to scare anybody.
26:32You're totally ugly.
26:34I'm just used to you.
26:37Hey, Mom, you think I have a chance at winning the costume contest?
26:40I don't think I have enough brains oozing out of my head.
26:43I didn't know you had any brains in your head.
26:46How would you like it if I made you look like you're really dead?
26:49Boys, boys, please relax.
26:51I think Mark's gonna win the contest anyway.
26:53Mark?
26:54Tch, no way.
26:56Well?
27:05Well, if he's Al, I guess that makes you Al's mom.
27:11I don't think so, Brad.
27:14Yellow.
27:15Happy Halloween, boo.
27:16Hi.
27:18What, Al?
27:19You had to stay out of the dryer.
27:22Looking good, guys.
27:23Looking good.
27:24Guys, go wash up, Brad.
27:25Don't forget to wash behind your brains.
27:29Well, I got the goodies for the kids, yeah?
27:31Got a little something special for you.
27:33What?
27:36Chocolate-covered marshmallow pumpkins?
27:38I don't know they made these anymore.
27:39Where did you find them?
27:41A little candy store in Windsor.
27:43You drove to Canada to get me these?
27:46Aw, shucks.
27:47I'd drive to Europe if it put a little smile on your face.
27:53What do you want?
27:56It's like this.
27:57You know how me buying that, put a little smile on your face?
28:00Mm-hmm.
28:00There's something I'd like to buy that would put a big smile on your face.
28:06Can I get any beer on you?
28:13Sorry, lady.
28:14Hey!
28:15It's autumn!
28:16The leaves are changing.
28:17The weather's changing.
28:20The only thing that's not changing is Al's personality.
28:24My fan mail, which incidentally exceeds yours by ten to one, indicates that people like
28:30me just about the way I am.
28:36Ten to one, Al, huh?
28:38Ten to one.
28:39Your mom must be getting writer's cramp.
28:44Okay.
28:45It's autumn.
28:46What else is it time for, Al?
28:47Well, it's time for Halloween, when you try to scare me with one of your childish tricks.
28:51I don't have time for that.
28:52Today we're talking about something real interesting.
28:55Backyard refuse.
28:56So I don't have to worry about some bloody body part popping out at me?
29:00Unless it's yours.
29:03Thank you, Tim.
29:04Well, mulching is the quickest and most effective way to deal with those unsightly piles of leaves
29:08and twigs and twigs that clutter up your yard.
29:10Not that I mention you get to crank up a noisy machine and grind up stuff.
29:15Depending on your mulcher, you can throw in just about anything your yard will grow.
29:22Leave.
29:27Quick.
29:33Or how about Al's paycheck?
29:39Then you get to the bigger stuff.
29:41Patio furniture, canoes, old doors.
29:44There's tired decking going here.
29:46That's exactly what you don't want to put into your mulcher because it could clog it up.
29:50That's right.
29:51That's why we have this other mulcher over here to show you what happens when you get a clogged up
29:54beater bar.
29:55Now, when you clear out the beater bar, and Al's going to show you right now,
29:57you want to make sure the whole unit's shut off because safety first.
30:02That's right.
30:02Now, what you do is you can just clear away the refuge here, get down into the beater bar.
30:11Happy Halloween, Al.
30:46Happy Halloween, Al's going to show you what happens when you get a clogged up beater bar.
30:57Happy Halloween, Al's going to show you what happens when you get a clogged up beater bar.
31:03Hey, guys.
31:03Hey, Al.
31:04Hey, Harry.
31:06Yes.
31:06How are you feeling?
31:07Good as new.
31:07Yes?
31:08My doctor said the best thing to do after a heart attack is surround yourself with a loved one.
31:11So you left your wife at home and came down to the hard work.
31:14You got it.
31:16Hey, Timmy.
31:17Hey, you're always here. I thought you had a new job.
31:19I decided to leave that position.
31:21He was fired.
31:22Which made it easy for me to leave.
31:25Put your note down at tool time. What's the problem?
31:27Oh, the opportunity of a lifetime.
31:29How would you like to be part owner of Harry's Hardware?
31:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
31:36Me?
31:37Really?
31:37Yeah.
31:38A dream come true.
31:39Have I done gone to heaven?
31:42Anyway, my brother Larry, he wants to sell his 20% share, so for $15,000, you could be my
31:49silent partner.
31:50Hey, how come you didn't ask me?
31:54What?
31:57How come you didn't ask me?
32:00Benny, you gotta have some money.
32:03Oh, yeah. Money.
32:06What about me?
32:07I have money.
32:09But you gotta be willing to withdraw it from your mattress, Al.
32:13It's not in my mattress.
32:15Oh, shut it out.
32:16So, wait a minute. You're saying you're interested, Al?
32:18Well, yeah.
32:20I mean, $15,000, that's a lot of money.
32:24But on the other hand, it's always been a dream of mine to own a hardware store.
32:29It's always also been a dream of yours to be able to walk around your mom without taking a rest
32:32stop.
32:36Not kidding, Al.
32:54Did I see something different to your hair?
32:57See, I told you you weren't ugly. I have to scare anybody.
33:01You're totally ugly. I'm just used to you.
33:05Hey, Mom, you think I have a chance at winning the costume contest?
33:08I don't think I have enough brains using out of my head.
33:11I didn't know you had any brains in your head.
33:14How would you like it if I made you look like you're really dead?
33:16Boys, boys, just relax.
33:19I think Mark's going to win the contest anyway.
33:21Mark?
33:22No way.
33:23Well, if he's Al, I guess that makes you Al's mom.
33:36We'll have you at home.
33:36See you next time.
33:37We'll have to put it on you while today.
33:37Oh, my God.
33:38You are really fantastic.