00:00How is it? I've never actually had a honey deuce.
00:05It's very reminiscent of those days in high school.
00:12Welcome, everybody, to another episode of Bottoms Up.
00:17This time, in honor of the U.S. Open in New York City.
00:21You must be a pro.
00:22Oh, yeah, I know. I'm a pro, all right.
00:24Wow.
00:25So Dave loves tennis, and the U.S. Open is going on,
00:31and so there's a signature drink there that a bunch of yahoos get really drunk off of.
00:35I saw some footage. I'm not proud of you people, but we're going to make it over here.
00:39We get some rowdy spectators in New York.
00:42All right, and it is called?
00:44It's called the Honey Deuce.
00:46Get it, deuce?
00:48Deuce is a Thai score in tennis.
00:49I don't know how to score in tennis.
00:50The Honey, the Honey comes because you're supposed to use Honeydew melon balls,
00:55but we don't have Honeydew.
00:59Okay.
01:01But you have this funky watermelon.
01:03It's just yellow.
01:05It's yellow.
01:05It's a yellow watermelon.
01:06Well, by the way.
01:07That's cool.
01:08So you're going to do the balls?
01:09I'm going to handle the balls.
01:12Okay.
01:12So you do your thing, and I'm going to scoop these.
01:15The Honeydews, in honor of the U.S. Open, is made right in the glass,
01:21in the tall glass we have here with ice.
01:23And I'm using some St. George vodka because it's good.
01:31Yeah, it's good.
01:32And we're going to do two ounces of vodka, maybe a little less.
01:38My balls are a little wonky.
01:40Okay.
01:41They're going to be fine.
01:42Don't you worry.
01:46I'm going to handle it there.
01:48Okay.
01:49We're going to do three ounces of lemonade.
01:54Yeah, for you being.
01:54What the hell kind of balls are those?
01:57They're supposed to be, like, round balls.
02:00Okay, listen.
02:01Balls, like.
02:02It's impossible to get around.
02:03That's a good one.
02:05But I can't get it out.
02:07No, that's why they have the hole in the back.
02:10Okay.
02:14Anyway, and then we're going to do.
02:17It's all such a mess.
02:18Okay.
02:20Just continue.
02:21We're going to do three ounces of lemonade, basically.
02:26I didn't know about the hole in the back.
02:28That's crazy.
02:29I had no idea.
02:30I've had this thing since I was 12.
02:32I swear to God, I stole it from my mother.
02:35That's a, you know what?
02:37We're going to need a little more vodka.
02:39Yeah, no kidding.
02:39Let's add a little more vodka.
02:40And then, so to top it off, what we're going to do is, we're going to use this chambord,
02:46which is basically like raspberry liqueur.
02:49I should drink that in ice cream.
02:50I should put that in my Sprite.
02:51Get hammered.
02:53Great.
02:53Nice.
02:54Drink responsibly.
02:55Whatever.
02:57It's not, it was, it's a, it's, it's, it's a liqueur.
03:00It's not like I was like, you know, mainlining our vodka.
03:02And we're just going to pour that slowly over the top and watch it sink down.
03:06I hope.
03:07There we go.
03:07I feel like that's not a good ball.
03:09So I'm just not even going to include it.
03:11See that?
03:13Look at that.
03:15It's nice looking.
03:17Sure.
03:17Why not?
03:18And then we might give that a nice little stir.
03:23Look at, look at, by the way, on the straws, their hearts.
03:26Love.
03:26Get it?
03:26Love.
03:27Love, tennis, love.
03:27Another tennis reference.
03:32And then you put your garnish right across the top.
03:34Why don't you lay it right across the top like that?
03:36Look at that.
03:38Yeah.
03:40Look at that.
03:41We did it.
03:41You got the seed on there.
03:42You got to eat the seed off.
03:45Listen, a seedless ball is no fun.
03:47That's a, that's a.
03:53That's a pretty good drink.
03:54Sure is.
03:55It's trying.
03:56You know what my favorite part is?
03:56Let everyone see it.
03:57Unlike tennis.
03:59This is quick.
04:00Tennis is gone.
04:01It's forever.
04:02I get it.
04:03They can zoom in.
04:06Embigging it on your computer.
04:07Assuming anyone's watching.
04:09Yeah.
04:09I know.
04:09This crazy show.
04:11How is it?
04:12I've never actually had a honey deuce.
04:15Oh.
04:16It's very reminiscent of those days in high school.
04:19Oh.
04:19Yeah.
04:20Well, I'll bet.
04:21It's the Shambord.
04:21No wonder these people are acting like, like absolute animals at the U.S. Open.
04:26Oh, man.
04:27They are not animals.
04:28They are.
04:28They're just having a good time.
04:29If you have a couple of those.
04:31The honey deuce.
04:32Here's, here's to the U.S. Open.
04:34Here's to the U.S. Open.
04:35What are you rooting for, Lauren?
04:37Um.
04:41Oh, yeah.
04:42Well, that's got some flavor.
04:44I'm rooting for, well, I'm rooting for Sabalenka because you like her.
04:50Sabalenka.
04:50But I also like Coco.
04:53Coco's great.
04:54Yeah.
04:54And she's playing, she's playing great.
04:56I don't want Djokovic because he's puking.
04:59I don't need to see that.
05:00You don't have to worry about him.
05:01He's, he's gone.
05:02Yeah.
05:03So, uh.
05:04Sinner?
05:05He's not playing because he bowed out due to an injury, allegedly.
05:09But Alcaraz is back.
05:11Oh, Alcaraz.
05:11Oh, I love Alcaraz.
05:12He's so young and cute.
05:14Yeah.
05:14Yeah, he would get, he would get a little.
05:16So, here we go.
05:17Cheers.
05:17Cheers.
05:18Bottoms up.
05:18Bottoms up.
05:19Bottoms up.
