00:00Now, I can't be the only one to be sitting here going,
00:03y'all don't need a mama to actually tell you, do you?
00:07If you do need a mama to actually tell you, let me be the mama to tell you right now.
00:11Boys, this is not how you get the ladies.
00:15In fact, it's really giving a little bit of a need to reference something from history.
00:21Don't be like Columbus in any aspect.
00:26Smelling to high heaven does not attract women.
00:29It does the exact opposite.
00:32Think of a skunk.
00:33It repels us.
00:36This ain't how you do it.
