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00:28I'll see you next time.
00:39Oh, gee, I can't believe it's that time of the year again.
00:43It seems like it was only yesterday I took down the Christmas decorations.
00:48No, actually it was the day before yesterday.
00:56Usually he gets him down in time for Halloween.
01:03No, that's not Santa being early.
01:05That's my tummy rumbling from lack of food.
01:09I heard, I heard, Garfield.
01:11The turkey won't be ready for another couple of hours.
01:13Another couple of hours.
01:15I'll starve.
01:16I'll perish.
01:17No, I'll starve and then I'll perish.
01:18Shh.
01:39Hey, have that thing sanitized for my protection.
01:42Oh, what beautiful voices you have.
01:45Here, have a delicious cookie.
01:48I make it up myself.
01:50Oh, we get such wonderful goodies when we go door-to-door singing Christmas carols.
01:56The people at the house last gave us figgy pudding.
02:00Figgy pudding?
02:01I didn't even know what it is, but I want it.
02:03Odie, it's a Christmas miracle.
02:05You can get food for singing.
02:07I can sing.
02:09La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
02:13I eat.
02:14What?
02:16No, you can't come along.
02:18I don't want to share the goodies.
02:20Ooh, ah.
02:25Oh, you're a memory.
02:30No, you're a memory.
02:35I'm coming, I'm coming.
02:37It never fails.
02:38Someone always shows up just when I'm trying to wash the floor.
02:42La la la la la la la la la la la la
02:46Meow meow la la la la la la la la la
02:52Alright, you've been Christmas caroled. Let me have what I deserve.
02:59Maybe I should have specified the food.
03:07Boy, you think that's funny, huh?
03:11You're right. It is funny. But watch what happens at the next house.
03:44All right. You come with me to the next house, and you'll see. It'll be different.
03:54La la la. La la la. La la la la.
03:58Meow la. Meow la. Meow la la la la.
04:04Is that about it?
04:14See? I told you it'd be different. This one didn't use a bucket.
04:20Oh, Garfield. That's the worst noise I've ever heard in my life.
04:24Oh, hello. Nermal.
04:28You sound like an accordion going through a trash masher.
04:30I suppose you could do better, Nermal?
04:32With one tonsil tied behind my back, watch this.
04:36Hey, Odie. Want to sing back up for me?
04:48Another caroling cat? I hope you're better than the last one.
04:52Ahem.
04:54Ahem.
04:55La la la. La la la. La la la la. La la la la. La la la la la.
05:02La la la. La la la la. La la la la la.
05:05That's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
05:08Naturally.
05:08Here. Here, here's some prime rib, medium rare, with garlic mashed potatoes, yams, glazed carrots, stem rolls, and honey butter.
05:17Oh. And for design, piggy pudding.
05:20Piggy pudding? Oh.
05:25It's like this, Garfield. You've either got it, or you don't.
05:29They got it all right. And I want to eat it.
05:36Hmm.
05:44In keeping with the holiday spirit, could I interest you fellas in sharing some of that yummy food with the...
05:52Huh? No.
05:54No?
05:55Garfield, when have you ever shared your food with us?
05:58He's got a point.
05:59Wait, I can help you guys with your singing.
06:05Go ahead, laugh all you want. It doesn't bother me. I don't care.
06:11Stop laughing!
06:13Sorry, Garf. It's just that, well, you teaching someone about singing?
06:19Hey, I have a superb singing voice. Just listen.
06:38Stop that. My singing is not that bad.
06:45Okay, maybe I could use a few lessons.
06:48I'll tell you what, Garfield. We'll let you be our vocal coach if you can hit a high C.
06:54Ha! I scoff. A high C for a singer of my talent? That'll be easy. Just give me a sec
07:01to warm up here.
07:03Here's the secret. To hit high C, you just yank a hair out of your nose. They do this all
07:09the time at the Metropolitan Opera.
07:18Not bad. I'll be your vocal coach for a share of all the food you collect. I think ten percent
07:26is fair.
07:27Ten percent? I won't let you take any less. Come on. I'll be your conductor at the next house.
07:39Let your conductor handle this.
07:47Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
07:55meow.
07:58Oh.
08:03Nice singing there, coach.
08:06It's like this, Garfield. You've either got it or you don't.
08:09Come on, Odie. On to the next house.
08:12Face it, Garfield. We're adorable, and you're not.
08:20I've got to find a way to make myself more adorable.
08:29My voices are cute. I just need to sing higher.
08:34La, la, la, la.
08:36No, no, I've got to be a little higher.
08:39Ahem. La, la, la, la.
08:42I'm getting there.
08:44La, la, la, la.
08:48Perfect.
08:51Whoa.
08:53La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
08:57La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
09:00la.
09:03Oh! Making fun of the way I talk, are you, Cat?
09:06What? Maybe what I need is to get some backup singers.
09:20Hey, that's great, Squeak. We're sure to get plenty of handouts.
09:25Remember our deal? We get first claim on any cheese.
09:47Get yourself another quiet Garfield.
09:59Excellent. Let me get you a little snack. Maybe a couple of hams.
10:04Oh, this couldn't be worse.
10:07Oh, and to go with them, here's some figgy pudding.
10:13It's no use. I'm a flop as a kid.
10:16Oh, what a great sound. Too bad I can't hit notes like that.
10:22Wait a second. Maybe I can.
10:25No, no, no.
10:27Sh-sh.
10:28Get me out.
10:32Huh-ha-ha.
10:34What?
10:37Oh, my God.
11:11Oh, my God.
11:16Oh, my God.
11:23Garfield!
11:24Odie!
11:24Christmas dinner is ready!
11:29What bite?
11:31Sorry.
11:32We're stuffed.
11:34I couldn't eat another bite.
11:36Garfield doesn't want to eat?
11:37Must be one of those Christmas miracles you hear so much about.
11:45Well, maybe a few more bites.
11:54Soon, Igor.
11:55It will be time.
12:00Why?
12:01Soon the lightning will commence.
12:04Soon I shall bring my creation to life.
12:06Soon I shall have a tuna salad sandwich on rye with a side of slaw.
12:12Mwahahahaha!
12:19Mwahahahaha!
12:21Back in a second, papo.
12:25The power of the lightning cursing through the body will make it happen.
12:31Mwahahahaha!
12:33Today's Odie's birthday.
12:35John's making cakes so we can surprise him.
12:38And I'm going into the kitchen to see how things are going.
12:41Oh, and also because I want a tuna salad sandwich on rye with a side of slaw.
12:46Here's the frosting I'll need later.
12:48And I have my cake decorators.
12:50Now, if you're all ready, we'll start, okay?
12:53Now to make our cake yummy and fluffy, add in a whole cup of baking soda.
12:59One whole cup of baking soda.
13:01And three dashes of vanilla.
13:03Three dashes of vanilla.
13:08Half a cup of sugar.
13:10Half a cup of...
13:11Oh no!
13:12I'm out of sugar!
13:13I forgot to bring it in from the car!
13:14Garfield, quick!
13:15You keep adding the ingredients like he says while I run out to the car!
13:23Now, the next thing we need to add is a cup of flour.
13:28John never makes his cakes big enough.
13:30I'll put in a whole bag.
13:34And two sticks of yeast.
13:36Twelve sticks of yeast.
13:38Half a cup of milk.
13:40All the milk.
13:41I must add just a few things to my monster to bring it to life.
13:50Add in a few pieces of chocolate.
13:53All the chocolate we have in the house.
13:59Here I come, Garfield!
14:01Thanks, Garfield.
14:02I can take over.
14:05Good.
14:07Cooking isn't as much fun as eating.
14:09Now, let's see.
14:10Where am I in this recipe?
14:14Two cups of vinegar.
14:16Two cups of vinegar?
14:17Well, he must know what he's doing.
14:21Sodium carbonate and sulfur.
14:23Sodium carbonate and sulfur?
14:25Where am I going to get...
14:26Oh, wait.
14:27My old chemistry set.
14:30Oh, don't be scared, Puckster.
14:32It's just a monster movie.
14:43I can't eat my sandwich with a dog on my face.
14:47Add in the ammonium chloride.
14:50Ammonium chloride.
14:52This is the oddest cake recipe.
14:54And now, it is time to...
14:56Put the batter in a pan and place it in the oven.
15:01I hope Odie likes his birthday cake.
15:09And now, the power of the lightning will bring life to my creation.
15:24Even now, the power of the lightning is working.
15:27Calm down, Odie. It's just a storm.
15:32There's nothing to worry about.
15:34Odie, you're acting like you're in that silly monster movie.
15:39Creation is beginning to grow.
15:41It is coming to life.
15:51I'll just have a small piece.
15:53About the size of Portugal.
15:58Uh-oh, lights are out.
15:59But I can find my way to food in the dark.
16:04Hey, where's the cake?
16:06Do you still Odie's birthday cake?
16:08That's my job.
16:09Admit it.
16:10You took Odie's cake.
16:12Well, it didn't just get up and walk out.
16:15Huh?
16:19That's amazing.
16:20That's astonishing.
16:23It is, however, an excellent size for dessert.
16:25Don't.
16:29Hey, leave me alone.
16:31What did I ever do to you except eat a million of your relatives?
16:35Stay away from me.
16:36All right. You asked for it.
16:42Garfield?
16:46Garfield?
16:49Take this.
16:55Hey, that's a good-looking cake.
16:59Garfield?
16:59But it's still a monster.
17:01Are you trying to eat the cake I made?
17:06Actually, it's the other way around.
17:09It's... it's... it's... it's...
17:14Yeah, it's one of those.
17:16Follow the goosey cat.
17:32We're through, Harvey.
17:33I can't love a man who forgets my birthday.
17:37Sheila, honey.
17:38I didn't... I mean... but I... I did, but I didn't...
17:42Well, that is to say...
17:43What's the use?
17:54Oh, Harvey, you didn't forget my birthday.
17:57You got me a cake.
17:59I did.
18:00Oh, yeah, I did.
18:09I don't know how this happened.
18:11I did everything the guy on the TV cooking show said.
18:14I did.
18:14Then maybe he'll know what to do...
18:41I don't like it!
18:42Whooo!
18:44Ah!
18:47Oh!
19:02Aaaaah!
19:06Help, Pop!
19:19And we'll be back to see how our yummy cake turned out right after this commercial.
19:24And we're out. Back on the air in 30 seconds.
19:28Oh, Mr. Hotchkiss, how are you enjoying the show today?
19:33The show's boring. Who wants to watch people cook?
19:37But I'm trying to make it interesting.
19:39Yesterday, I made veal scallopini. It was wonderful.
19:43Veal scallopini is boring, too. That's why I'm canceling your program.
19:49Oh, please don't cancel me, Mr. Hotchkiss, please. Cooking is my life.
19:55After you finish today's show, take your spatula and get out.
19:58Back from commercial in 10 seconds, Eddie.
20:04Garfield? Odie?
20:05Ow!
20:17Oh, this way.
20:37And now, people.
20:39Let's go to the oven and see how our cake turned out.
20:50My studio!
20:52I knew I'd put in too much baking soda.
20:59Somebody has to stop it!
21:00And I'm afraid that somebody's gonna be me.
21:02It won't be pretty.
21:04But I'm gonna make the supreme sacrifice.
21:07I'm gonna eat it.
21:13Hey, did I get about 500 gallons of ice cream to go at this?
21:19Stop!
21:20Stop! I was just kidding about eating you.
21:22I'm on a low-cake diet!
21:24I'm on a low-cake diet!
21:24Oh, my cat!
21:40Aaaaah!
21:43Where are they going?
21:44He's climbing the TV transmission tower.
21:52This is terrible!
21:54This is awful!
21:55This is exciting!
21:56It's just what your show needed, Eddie.
21:58I'm renewing you for another season.
22:01Oh, thank you.
22:08Hey, bakery boy, look at me for a second.
22:11Hold this.
22:13I think I'd better get off this antenna in a hurry.
22:31Garfield! You did it!
22:34We've seen the last of that awful monster!
22:38Nook?
22:40I'd say for about the next 10 minutes it's gonna be raining cupcakes.
22:47Happy birthday, boy!
22:48Thank you, Lord.
22:50Hi, Lord!
22:51Hi, Lord.
22:52Hi, Lord.