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00:05Previously on Mystery Incorporated.
00:08Like, since when don't you want to be late for school?
00:11Since I found out who our new biology teacher is, Dr. Rick Spartan.
00:15I'm your biggest fan.
00:16Mrs. Jackson, tell us what happened.
00:18Took me a nap this afternoon.
00:20When I woke up, I was on the TV, and everyone knew my recipe.
00:25Chinkies, look at this gang.
00:27Senor P. Yave.
00:28Like, what kind of name is that?
00:31Primero means first in Spanish, and Yahweh is key.
00:34Like, what does an old gun have to do with a key?
00:36Skipper Shelton, that helmet you've got on.
00:39Where did you get it?
00:40This is the second key.
00:41But what does it all mean?
00:44Nibiru is coming.
00:51Well, howdy, y'all.
00:52It is such a pleasure cooking in front of a live studio audience here in beautiful Crystal Cove.
00:57Today, we'll be cooking up a batch of goodness I call Francie Lee Jackson's double-dipped bacon and butter bread
01:03and croissant snack.
01:06Now, a lot of you folks at home have been asking if I worry about my recipes aren't the healthiest.
01:10All I gotta say is, I ain't no doctor, y'all.
01:13While that's simmering, we'll start prepping my dessert.
01:16I call it Francie Lee Jackson's bacon bread pie.
01:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:20Now, don't worry, y'all.
01:22If this happens at home, just throw in another bacon butter.
01:32No!
01:33No!
01:34No!
01:35Get back!
01:37No!
01:40No!
01:42No!
01:44No!
01:44No!
01:47Danger, Kachinka!
01:48Ready your spear!
01:49This is a job for Rick Spartan, academic of adventure!
01:54Oh, joy, a road trip!
01:56Oh, joy, a road trip!
01:59Oh, joy!
02:11Oh, joy, a road trip!
02:14Oh, joy!
02:18Oh, joy!
02:21Oh, joy, a road trip!
02:27Scooby!
02:28EGLE!
02:40Access denied.
02:41Eagle and Genseblümchen!
02:45Rikki!
02:47Rikki, what have you done?
02:49I've been locked out of the system.
02:51I know.
02:52I did it on purpose.
02:53You're out of control, Professor Pericles,
02:56and I'm putting a stop to it.
02:58I'm in charge.
02:59I built Destroido from the ground up
03:02while you were cooling your beak in prison.
03:05It's time that I...
03:08You are in charge of nothing, Rikki Owens.
03:12You have never been anything other than an idiotic human mascot.
03:17A shoulder for me to purge upon.
03:21Come on, Scooby old buddy.
03:23I'm worried about you.
03:24You only had three breakfasts and two lunches.
03:27You gotta eat, pal.
03:29I don't feel good, Rikki.
03:31I'm scared.
03:32Nova sat up.
03:33She sat up in her hospital bed and spoke.
03:35She said, Nibiru.
03:37Nibiru is coming.
03:39It's too much.
03:40It's too much.
03:42It is definitely something.
03:44Nova doesn't speak.
03:45Ever.
03:47And the more I research this Nibiru,
03:49the less I think I know.
03:51I borrowed this book from my mother hoping it would help.
03:54Supernatural Curses and the Extra Dimensional Forces Behind Them.
03:58You think maybe Nova's cursed?
04:00This whole town is cursed.
04:01We got used to crazy criminals pretending to be monsters all the time.
04:05But things are different.
04:06This, I can't explain.
04:08It must have something to do with the treasure buried under Crystal Cove.
04:11The one the planispheric disk should lead us to.
04:14But instead, it keeps leading us to strange old objects,
04:17like the flintlock and the conquistadors' helmet.
04:19The first and second key.
04:21To what and why, I don't know.
04:23Gang, for the first time in our history as mystery solvers,
04:27we have to consider that something truly supernatural is happening here.
04:33Like you know what I say?
04:35When things get scary, the scared get pizza.
04:38And when things get extra scary, we get extra deep dish.
04:41Right, Scooby-Doo?
04:43Scooby-Dooby-Dee-licious!
04:47You know, Fred, with everything that's happening,
04:50it makes you realize how precious life is.
04:53It kind of makes you not want to waste time
04:55and just tell certain people how you really feel, doesn't it?
04:59I think I'm ready now.
05:01I'd be open to hearing how you feel.
05:03You mean, like emotions or something crazy like that?
05:06Uh, well, right now I guess I feel kind of...
05:11Yes?
05:11Hungry! I feel hungry!
05:17Hunger is not an emotion, Fred Jones!
05:21Here you go!
05:23Two of our nine-layered double-deep-dish pizzas with everything twice.
05:26Right here, please!
05:29Mmm!
05:41No way!
05:43It's Dr. Rick Spartan!
05:44He's an academic of adventure!
05:46Kachinga! We've got to get rid of the food! We've got to get rid of all of the FOOD!
05:54What is he doing?
05:55Why is he drawing all the food out the window?
05:57Who cares? Whatever Dr. Spartan is doing, he probably has a great reason for doing it.
06:02I'm gonna get in on this.
06:03Hi, Kachinga!
06:04Chommed, Frederick Jones. Chommed.
06:07Hey, Dr. Spartan! Let me help!
06:09Fred Jones, you're a brick!
06:15What is with that guy? Doesn't he know there are hungry mouths in the world that need feeding?
06:20No, those are mine!
06:23Sir, if I may be so bold, the demon isn't him.
06:27No time for talky talky! Big time creepy creep on the way!
06:51Curses! Too late! We have to stop it!
06:58Chinkies!
07:22All the food is gone!
07:23It ain't like everything!
07:26What was that thing?
07:27That was the gluten demon.
07:29And if we don't stop it, it'll devour the entire food supply and starve us all.
07:33Until there's nothing and no one left alive in Crystal Cove!
07:46The gluten demon is a terrible beast that consumes vast amounts of gluten.
07:51Starchy foods, spreads, pastas, that sort of thing.
07:54Kachinga and I have had a gluten-free diet for years.
07:57It's what makes my muscles so chiseled, like a Greek god.
08:00Yeah, I don't touch the stuff either.
08:03Like sure you do, Fred.
08:04You eat everything we eat.
08:06I mean, as of right now, I don't touch the stuff either.
08:09Dr. Spartan, is there anything else you can tell us about this demon?
08:12Kachinga, make book plenty open. Hold, hold. KK?
08:15Oh, the scrapbook. How thrilling.
08:18At various times in history, the beast has shown its heinous face.
08:22The gluten demon was a scourge from ancient Egypt through the fall of Rome,
08:27destroying their wheat harvests.
08:29It even made an appearance in France, tainting the bread supply in the 1780s
08:33that ultimately led to the French Revolution.
08:35There are other demons that have strange affiliations with food,
08:39like the asparagus demon, the dairy demon.
08:42I vanquished many of them, except that olive oil demon, Slippery Devil.
08:46Ha ha ha ha!
08:47But as you can see, I don't have any pictures.
08:50My faithful guide and manservant, Kachinga, here dropped the camera.
08:54He can't seem to hold a spear and use modern technology at the same time.
08:57It's because you were shouting at me to take the picture and I got nervous.
09:01I thought you savages were supposed to have an iron will.
09:03Well, forgive me for being such a disappointment.
09:06Why didn't you let Marion take the pictures?
09:08Where is your wife, anyway?
09:10Marion?
09:11Marion's gone.
09:13We had a farm in Africa, there on the Serengeti.
09:16It was unbelievable.
09:17We saw things.
09:19They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles.
09:22We would stand in front of our hut and watch in horror
09:24as these giant flies would pick cows and zebras off the ground and carry them away.
09:28And then one day, they attacked us.
09:30The giant flies came at us from all sides.
09:32They took down as many as I could.
09:33But it was no use.
09:35In the end, they got Marion.
09:36They flew away with her to their mountain lair in Kilimanjaro.
09:39She's trapped up there still.
09:42It's horrible.
09:43Horrible!
09:47Actually, she's fine.
09:49She's just staying with her mother in Irvine.
09:50They're not getting along.
09:52Kajinga, no more flappy-flap-lip-lips.
09:58Master needs silence.
10:00Head plays have bad juju, KK.
10:03It's my mom.
10:04Mom, what's up?
10:07Mom?
10:08Mom!
10:17Mom, are you here?
10:18You let her out here.инкс,
10:22oinkс! . Deputy, what
10:37are
10:38you doing here? Sheriff Stone told me
10:40to stay here and secure the crime scene. Apparently some kind of
10:43monster wrecked the place and ate all the biscotti cakes and cookies. And my mom?
10:48She's fine.
10:48They took her home sheriff had to go down to the rebuilt bloody steak restaurant that crazy monster attack there,
10:55too
10:55Ate everything the beast is feeding we have to act fast before it gets too powerful
11:00Um, if you don't need me, I'll just go back to hiding
11:05I have a special potion that'll stop the gluten demon cold learned it from a shaman up a yuki yali
11:10river
11:11It's a tributary of the Amazon. I think we all know where the yuki yali river is dr. Spartan like
11:16I didn't
11:17I can't even say it
11:28Here's the recipe
11:29Kachinga will take you to the strange and obscure locations to retrieve all the necessary ingredients
11:34This is great. We can go with a three-pronged attack
11:37Kachinga and the girls get the potion Shaggy and Scooby will eat all the gluten-filled food in town to
11:42start the gluten demon
11:43And dr. Spartan and I will rig a special trap
11:47Count us in
11:49Yeah, like you had me and scoobat eat everything
11:53Poor old Spartan. He is just so lost without Marion without her his plans have become quite ludicrous
12:00The potion itself is probably useless, but I'd love to investigate the mystery with you girls. Mr. Kachinga now you're
12:08talking our language
12:09Let's investigate
12:37Let's investigate
12:40Oh, my God.
13:16Brad, Judy, I need to know I can count on you. Pericles has gone insane. He's dangerous.
13:24The three of us can still get the treasure, but Pericles has to go.
13:29We're with you, Ricky.
13:30You can count on us.
13:32Good. Don't say a word to anyone.
13:44Jinkies? What's this?
13:47They look like receipts for a warehouse.
13:49And they're all signed AJS.
13:56Are you the insurance adjusters? Did you bring me my check?
14:00You own these studios, Mr. Albrecht J. Schwartz?
14:04Of course. I own the place. Now give me my million dollars from insurance. Come on.
14:07We are not from the insurance company.
14:09And we were just leaving.
14:13Guys, I think we'd better go check out that warehouse.
14:15I have a feeling that's where our next clue is.
14:32Is it me or is it strange that an abandoned warehouse in a forgotten part of town has been filled
14:38with baking ingredients?
14:41And the shipping manifests and order forms for all this are signed by none other than AJS.
14:47That's Schwartzfellow.
14:48Is it me or is it me?
14:58Uh?
15:02Uh?
15:09Uh?
15:10Uh?
15:11Oh my God.
15:13Uh?
15:24Kachinga, what was in that?
15:26Just my lunch.
15:27I'm a gluten-free vegan.
15:29A nice quinoa salad with cucumbers, smidge of dill, sprinkle of garlic.
15:32Thelma, think Kachinga's gluten-free food really drove the demon off?
15:36I'm not so sure what's really going on here, but something's bugging me.
15:40Come on.
15:41We have a few things to check before we can put this mystery to bed.
15:44Like hospital birth records, food allergies, and that video footage from France Lee's live broadcast.
15:56Now, if that gluten demon wants any bread, it'll have to come to this bakery, right, Dr. Spartan?
16:01Marion should be here.
16:03If only she wasn't in the clutches of that evil Irvine cave troll.
16:06I thought you said teatsy flies as big as eagles took her.
16:09What?
16:10I, uh...
16:11Never mind all that.
16:12Let's double-check the trap and...
16:13We're back.
16:13And have we been busy?
16:15Daphne, it feels like hours since I've seen you.
16:18That's because it has been hours, Fred.
16:21Well, that would explain it.
16:22Listen, we found out so much about the gluten demon and...
16:33like I'm too full to be scared.
16:36Yeah.
16:37Me too.
16:40Now, Dr. Spartan!
16:50That thing's gotten too big.
16:51The net won't hold.
17:06Freddy!
17:07Freddy!
17:12Look!
17:13That gluten demon just crunched on our friends.
17:16Oh, that makes me mad.
17:18Come on.
17:20Come on.
17:21Oh, boy.
17:31Oh, lovely.
17:32That's lovely.
17:34Like pick on someone your own super-sized size.
17:39Please.
17:52Ah!
17:53Ah!
17:55Ah!
17:59Ah!
18:01Ah!
18:02Ah!
18:05Ah!
18:06Ah!
18:06Ah!
18:07Ah!
18:07Ah!
18:07Ah!
18:08Ah!
18:08Ah!
18:09Ah!
18:09Ah!
18:09No!
18:12No!
18:26No!
18:29Go away from my saggy!
18:31Go away from my saggy!
18:32Yeah!
18:34No!
18:35Stop!
18:36No!
18:40Now let's see who the gluten demon really is.
18:47Not a big surprise after the work that Kachinga Daphne and I did.
18:52Francely's cooking show wasn't taped before a live audience.
18:55She made the tape herself, allowing her to work the special effects of adding in the gluten demon during editing.
19:01Plus, her stage name is Francely Jackson,
19:04but her birth certificate lists her as Agatha Juniper Schoelenheimer.
19:08As AJS, she signed those manifests.
19:11She rented that secret warehouse.
19:13And she has a strange food allergy to all things healthy,
19:16which is why she reacted to Kachinga salad lunch so insanely.
19:20The only thing we don't know is why.
19:22Oh, y'all, it is so simple.
19:24I needed a big comeback.
19:26After my cornbread recipe was revealed to have no corn in it,
19:29I was ruined! Ruined!
19:31My only chance was to open my own bakery where I could serve up my new breakout dish,
19:37the Double Bacon Mayonnaise Butter Stuffed Pasta Surprise with Buttered Bread Sauce.
19:42Any cook worth their kosher sea salt knows the legend of the gluten demon.
19:46I dressed up like that and started destroying every restaurant in town
19:50so there'd be no competition when I opened mine.
19:52And I would have done it, too.
19:54Been a huge success again if it weren't for all y'all bread-hatin' health fanatics.
19:58That's it, boys! Let's roll her away!
20:05My bowl! My precious bowl!
20:08No! My bowl! It's mine! Mine!
20:12It's ancient mine by the look of it.
20:15Tercero Yahweh! It's the third key!
20:19Dr. Spartan, Rick, call Marion.
20:22Call your wife and tell her you love her.
20:24And if she feels the same way, do everything you gotta do to keep her.
20:31Fred Jones, are you feeling okay?
20:33Not yet.
20:35There. I feel better now.
20:39Ka-chinga! Make ready minivan plenty fast!
20:42We go quickie-quick!
20:43Marion's agreed to come home.
20:45Now all we have to do is rescue her from her mother.
20:47Good to see you in such fine spirits, sir.
20:51What?
20:55Uh, sorry, guys. Looks like you'll have to walk.
20:58Okay, with us.
21:00Well, you'll give us a chance to burn off all this food.
21:07So you see, Professor Pericles, it's over.
21:11You're not the boss here.
21:13I am.
21:15And you're out of the group.
21:20Oh, Ricky, Ricky.
21:23My loyal Brad and Judy taught me of your little mutiny.
21:27So, last night while you were asleep,
21:30I put mutated Cobra Lavi in your spine.
21:33Every time I press this button,
21:36a literal venom is released.
21:38So, as you can see, or feel,
21:44I'm still very much in control.
21:47You do as I say.
21:50First, we steal the planispheric disc from the Kinder.
21:55Then, we destroy them.
22:01We destroy them!
22:09Of closing.
22:18Well, just if I depression.
22:21You'll have to worry about it.
22:21We losers hoping to be
22:22Cause you should inspire them!
22:25Viewers, who save them!
22:26We destroy them!
22:28And we hold their temples!
22:29We isolate them!
22:31You can see the form of them!
22:33This is my 중국 beach camera!
22:33Must bear them!
22:36The matter is only human space.
22:37What if we hate and need love?
22:37You