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00:00Who's now?
00:01Yes, yes, sir.
00:02I tried to dissuade him from going out that night.
00:05Earl, I said.
00:07Go home and rest.
00:09He's like a son to me, really.
00:11And how did he respond to your overtures of kindness?
00:15Oh, he was belligerent. I couldn't stop him.
00:18Of course, I've counseled him many times about his drinking.
00:22I see.
00:23Well, it's clear, sir, you did all you could.
00:26Your witness.
00:28Mr. Richfield,
00:30do you actually expect anyone here to believe
00:33that you're a cuddly, lovable...
00:35No further questions!
00:37Uh, uh, yeah, okay.
00:40I think that's enough for now.
00:43Well, I don't know what all the fuss is about.
00:46My foot feels better than ever.
00:48Oh, sure, it bends in a couple of extra places,
00:50but I see that as a bonus.
00:53I mean, does this alleged injury
00:55prevent you from doing the normal things
00:57you otherwise like to do?
00:59Well, only a few minor things.
01:01Uh, golf, bowling,
01:03take my kid for a walk in the park.
01:04That's right!
01:05What? Who's that?
01:06Over here!
01:08Daddy was supposed to take me for a walk.
01:10Then he said no.
01:13His foot hurt.
01:15Now,
01:16I'm sad.
01:24I've had enough.
01:25Uh, no further questions.
01:26Uh, uh, uh, if I may, your honor,
01:29I'd like to call my final witness.
01:31And you like to go to the park.
01:33Oh, yeah!
01:34It's my bestest, funnest, most favorite tasting.
01:38Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:40Oh, ho, ho, ho.
01:42But now, Daddy can't take me.
01:44He has a bad poo-poo.
01:47I want Daddy to be all better.
01:50Oh, ho, ho, ho.
01:52Daddy!
01:53Ow!
01:55Ow!
02:01Your honor,
02:02I rest my case.
02:08Mr. Foreman,
02:09has the jury reached its verdict?
02:11We have, your honor.
02:17We find in favor of the plaintiff,
02:20Earl Sinclair.
02:20Oh, hey, all right.
02:23Ah!
02:23I bet they give us the whole $800.
02:27And at what amount do you fix the penalty?
02:29Well, we think it's wrong
02:31when big companies push little guys around.
02:34Especially little guys
02:35with sweet, adorable kids like that one.
02:38So this time,
02:40we little guys are pushing back.
02:42We say so has to pay Earl Sinclair...
02:44$800?
02:46$800 million.
02:48Ah!
02:49Wah!
02:51$800 million?
02:54Plus $23 in court costs.
02:57What?
02:58Very well.
02:59Congratulations, Mr. Sinclair.
03:02Court is adjourned.
03:06Oh!