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00:00:05You
00:00:22Actors are so fucking dumb. I mean, I just fucking hate when I think that they matter
00:00:30So you made a career out of making them think that they matter
00:00:35You like having nice things, right?
00:00:39No, come on dude that guy's a fucking joke. I mean showing up without shoes to an event like that
00:00:45and so
00:00:48I mean I get it but you know to make that much of an effort
00:00:53And that fucking Rodney Dangerfield blazer I mean grow up
00:00:58He has the fucking balls to call me stiff
00:01:01We're the people that get him paid and he has the fucking gall to call me a fucking
00:01:06You know I should just knocked him out, but what happens then?
00:01:11It was my fucking job
00:01:14Right
00:01:20Oh fucking shit, I got fucking poor man's air in that car fucking brazing me in front of all my
00:01:25fucking
00:01:27It's like who the fuck is he he's a fucking 45 year old nobody sitting around eating cereal playing call
00:01:32of duty while we all fucking work for him
00:01:37What a fucking loser I mean in and hung was a mediocre show what else has he done?
00:01:42Wasn't he in boogie nights?
00:01:44Wait, there's fucking side of you on
00:01:46Wait, you asked the question
00:01:48Yeah, but I didn't want an answer is gonna make me look like a dipshit
00:01:52I'm sorry Joe
00:01:55Yeah
00:01:57It's okay Joe, it's just
00:02:00Fuck
00:02:03This fucking town
00:02:07Nobody knows how to fucking behave
00:02:11Hey
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00:02:45Holy shit!
00:02:46What, what, what, what?
00:02:47Oh, fuck.
00:02:49Dude, dude, dude, what the fuck are you doing?
00:02:53What the fuck is this?
00:02:54You can't keep doing this shit.
00:02:55What?
00:02:55I just missed the fucking...
00:02:56Oh, then just fucking circle back around.
00:03:01Circle back around.
00:03:02It's not fucking that...
00:03:03It's fucking harder than that.
00:03:06But I'm sorry, it was a false alarm anyway.
00:03:08I thought that it said that we got picked up,
00:03:12and it said that we're waiting to hear if we got picked up.
00:03:17Okay, so we missed the turn, almost wrecked the car.
00:03:24Because of a false alarm on a web series wardrobe gig.
00:03:29Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:03:31Don't be a dick.
00:03:32No, no, no, I'm not.
00:03:33I'm not.
00:03:34I'm just checking.
00:03:35I'm just fact-checking.
00:03:36Because if that's the reason, and now I'm circling around,
00:03:40and, and, and I'm gonna want a fat burger,
00:03:42and that's literally the last fucking thing that I want.
00:03:44Ooh, I could go jack-in-the-box.
00:03:48Not for a web series, if you want.
00:03:52Okay.
00:03:54I let the first one go.
00:03:56I did, but you're that much of a fucked-up asshole
00:03:59that you actually need to make this a thing.
00:04:02No, no, no.
00:04:04See, I'm just a guy who realizes that there's, um,
00:04:08a lot of fucking one-way streets down here.
00:04:12No, you're just...
00:04:15You're such a miserable prick sometimes.
00:04:19You know that?
00:04:20I mean, all I do is listen to you talk about
00:04:23how you fucking hate actors.
00:04:27Okay, well, just...
00:04:28You weren't fucking listening, okay?
00:04:30Because you were swiping your clammy clam fingers
00:04:32all over your fucking phone.
00:04:34And all I'm trying to do is drive us home
00:04:36and vent to my fucking wife.
00:04:38And to me, that seems like a pretty fucking
00:04:39reasonable fucking thing to do.
00:04:42Yeah, but all you do is vent.
00:04:44That's all you fucking do.
00:04:45I, I hate myself.
00:04:47I want to kill myself.
00:04:47I want to fucking shoot myself.
00:04:48It's, it's all I ever hear.
00:04:52Wait, what do you mean clam fingers?
00:04:54Okay, first of all...
00:04:58I didn't say I wanted to shoot myself...
00:05:01yet tonight.
00:05:02So, obviously, you weren't listening.
00:05:06All I do is listen.
00:05:08All I do is listen.
00:05:09Okay.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Okay.
00:05:17Case in point.
00:05:17Do you see what I mean?
00:05:18See how much this fucking sucks
00:05:20that we missed that fucking turn?
00:05:21Because you were fucking...
00:05:22Because of your fucking...
00:05:25It's just, it's fucking super not chill, dude.
00:05:27I'm just saying.
00:05:29You're a 33-year-old man.
00:05:31You can't say super not chill anymore.
00:05:34It makes it tough to be your wife.
00:05:35I'm just saying.
00:05:36I'm just saying.
00:05:36Okay, well, you know what, dude?
00:05:38The fucking self-allotted 10-pound fluctuation buffer
00:05:41that you give yourself,
00:05:42it makes it tough to be.
00:05:44Your husband, five is ample.
00:05:46Sweetheart, five is ample.
00:05:48Okay?
00:05:54What's that?
00:05:56What's that?
00:05:57No.
00:05:59Nope.
00:06:00Nothing.
00:06:01No, please.
00:06:02Nothing.
00:06:02Indulge me, please.
00:06:03Fucking indulge me.
00:06:04What do you got?
00:06:04It's nothing.
00:06:05It's just, you, there's...
00:06:07There's just so much of your mother in you.
00:06:10Just, like, nasty out of nowhere.
00:06:12And you know what?
00:06:13It's scary.
00:06:14You should be on something.
00:06:19Okay.
00:06:21I see what you're doing.
00:06:24I see what you're...
00:06:25You're just saying the thing
00:06:26that's gonna make me fucking put a knife
00:06:29in both of our bellies.
00:06:30But I'll tell you,
00:06:32it's not gonna work.
00:06:34It's not gonna fucking work.
00:06:38Because you're dumb.
00:06:42That's all.
00:06:47And, I don't know, I just...
00:06:49I oft worry about how you navigate the day.
00:06:54Right?
00:06:55It's just...
00:06:56That's all.
00:06:56Those are my concerns.
00:06:58Because I'm in this, too.
00:07:00It's you and me, right?
00:07:01And so it's like, I...
00:07:02So I see you get out of bed in the morning
00:07:04and then you get in bed at night.
00:07:06And so you...
00:07:07But it's all that space in between
00:07:09with that...
00:07:11Where I'm consumed with worry and wonder.
00:07:13Pull the car over.
00:07:13I'm consumed with wonder
00:07:15of how you fucking do it.
00:07:16Pull the car over.
00:07:17I'm not.
00:07:17I'm getting back...
00:07:18Pull the fucking car over!
00:07:20Shut the fuck up!
00:07:20What are you doing?
00:07:21Pull the fucking car over!
00:07:22I can't.
00:07:23I gotta get out of the fucking...
00:07:24I don't care!
00:07:24Fucking figure it out!
00:07:25Pull the fucking car over!
00:07:27Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
00:07:30Fuck me.
00:07:32You know, I didn't.
00:07:33You could have told me
00:07:34you're such a big fan of Hung.
00:07:36Shit.
00:07:36What the fuck are you doing?
00:07:38Dude, don't fucking hit the driver.
00:07:39Are you fucking shitting me?
00:07:40Shit!
00:07:40Dude, shut the fuck...
00:07:41What the fuck are you doing?
00:07:42Do not hit the fucking driver.
00:07:44You fucking gotta be shitting me.
00:07:46Don't hit the fucking driver.
00:07:48You don't hit the fucking driver.
00:07:51That's the fucking rule.
00:07:53Don't hit the driver.
00:08:01Joe, get in the car.
00:08:03What are you doing?
00:08:03No fucking Joe.
00:08:04No Joe.
00:08:05This isn't a great place
00:08:06to prove a fucking point, okay?
00:08:08Yeah, okay.
00:08:09Get in the car.
00:08:09We're going home.
00:08:10No, I'm...
00:08:11What, are you gonna walk around
00:08:11Skid Row?
00:08:12What, two fucking a.m.?
00:08:13No, I'm gonna call Rachel.
00:08:14I'm gonna have her come fucking pick me up.
00:08:14No, you're gonna get in the car.
00:08:15You're not gonna touch me.
00:08:16You're not gonna fucking touch me.
00:08:19Get in the car.
00:08:20Don't fucking touch me.
00:08:21Don't fucking touch me.
00:08:22Don't fucking touch me.
00:08:22Don't touch me.
00:08:23All right.
00:08:23Okay.
00:08:24Okay.
00:08:26What the fuck, dude?
00:08:27Hands off my fucking lid.
00:08:28What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:08:32Okay.
00:08:32Okay.
00:08:33Okay.
00:08:37Do you see?
00:08:38See this right now?
00:08:40See, I'm stronger than you.
00:08:43Physically, a lot stronger, right?
00:08:46Okay?
00:08:48And that's what matters.
00:08:51Okay.
00:08:51Right now, that's what matters.
00:08:53So you touch my fucking hair again,
00:08:56and all that's fucking off.
00:08:58Got it?
00:09:01We're done.
00:09:03Wait.
00:09:07Okay, let's just fucking go home.
00:09:09Jack in the box is fine.
00:09:10No.
00:09:25Hey.
00:09:26Fuck hey.
00:09:28We're done, done.
00:09:44You're a fucking joke.
00:09:52Ow, my fucking elbow.
00:09:54Fuck.
00:10:20I'm not ready to come down.
00:10:23I'm not ready to come down.
00:10:24I'm not ready to come down.
00:10:25I'm not ready to come down.
00:10:26Let's give it some more time.
00:10:32Let's count down from ten, my dear.
00:10:38Then we'll know if it's time.
00:10:44One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:10:56I'm not ready to come down.
00:11:01Let's do it once again.
00:11:04Let's do it once again.
00:11:44We haven't had sex in...
00:11:47A week.
00:11:50Sixteen days.
00:12:09Hey, come on.
00:12:12I forget how important that is, you know?
00:12:17We just had a nice time.
00:12:19Would you like some more coffee?
00:12:21Sure.
00:12:21Okay, here.
00:12:23It's almost done, just...
00:12:27Brush fire.
00:12:33I'll take you to places you've never been.
00:12:38Now I'm lying on the cold, hard ground.
00:12:41Ow!
00:12:42Ow!
00:12:44Now it...
00:12:46Okay, we didn't screw it away, did we?
00:12:48No.
00:12:51Oh, the heck.
00:13:08I'm sorry.
00:13:09That's not gonna cut it.
00:13:11All right, well, I remember us both being pretty sorry a couple minutes ago when we were, you know, before
00:13:17when we were...
00:13:18No.
00:13:19We were...
00:13:19Okay, I mean for both of us.
00:13:23I mean, look at your face.
00:13:29No one in the world makes me as angry as you do.
00:13:34Well, that has to come for something now, doesn't it?
00:13:39I don't know how I get so mean.
00:13:43But we can't do this anymore.
00:13:47Well, you just said that I do something that nobody else in the world can do.
00:13:52So if I just take that thing and make it a positive, which I have to believe that I can...
00:13:55Okay, okay, no, no, no, dum-dum, it's not necessarily that.
00:13:59It's just, it's this, it's all of this.
00:14:00It's, we can't, something has to change, or, or...
00:14:05Or...
00:14:06No.
00:14:09I know, but, um, what, what, I don't know.
00:14:12Hey.
00:14:15Hey.
00:14:16Hey.
00:14:17Hey.
00:14:18Come here.
00:14:20Okay, I'll come back.
00:14:29You gotta get out of here.
00:14:30Yeah.
00:14:31I can do it, buddy.
00:14:32No, no.
00:14:37Yeah, no.
00:14:39Let's go.
00:14:39Let's go.
00:14:40We'll go to Palm Springs for the night.
00:14:42Get a room with the Ace.
00:14:43No, that's not gross, and no.
00:14:45I don't know what else there is, then.
00:14:50Yes.
00:14:51Ayahuasca.
00:14:52Dig.
00:14:52Ciao.
00:14:55Well, I don't even know what we're talking about anymore, so...
00:14:57This place is toxic.
00:14:58That's what we're talking about.
00:14:59This place is toxic, which makes us toxic.
00:15:01The whole thing, we can't...
00:15:04We can't stay here.
00:15:08Can we just start with breakfast, please?
00:15:10I'm being serious.
00:15:10Have you...
00:15:11Have you tried hanging out with us?
00:15:13Yeah, we're fun.
00:15:16Need to be around.
00:15:18Hey, Joe.
00:15:18Joe.
00:15:19Joe.
00:15:21Tina said that Dave has a new hair loss treatment.
00:15:23I think that we should maybe...
00:15:33You know what I think it is?
00:15:34I think that if you would just stand up a little bit straighter
00:15:36and throw your shoulders back and just really kind of...
00:15:39Just...
00:15:40I don't know.
00:15:40I just think people would take you more seriously.
00:15:41Yeah, I don't have a connection with a lot.
00:15:44I'm going to say something incredibly good.
00:15:46It's just tougher.
00:15:46Like, I'm just more of a tomboy.
00:15:48And I think that that's...
00:15:48Don't.
00:15:49There's not...
00:15:50Like, I just don't connect a lot with girls, but...
00:15:51Your brain's a terrible cornerback.
00:15:57My brain's a terrible quarterback?
00:16:01Cornerback.
00:16:02It has bad coverage on your mouth.
00:16:08Please just shut the fuck up.
00:16:14Okay, the worst of times.
00:16:15I know.
00:16:15I get it.
00:16:16But, you know, I have this thing called my job.
00:16:18Okay.
00:16:19How many times in the last month, because of your job,
00:16:22have you threatened to kill yourself or begged me to kill you?
00:16:27Well, I want to die.
00:16:30Okay, what I'm going to do is I'm going to cut my dick off.
00:16:33And, and, and, and I'm going to swallow it softly, though.
00:16:36Okay?
00:16:36So it lodges in my esophagus.
00:16:39So if I don't choke to death, my dick stump will fucking bleed out.
00:16:43I don't even deserve to kill myself.
00:16:45That's how bad it is.
00:16:49And that's why I must.
00:17:12What do you suggest?
00:17:15My parents' place in Vermont.
00:17:17It'll be nice.
00:17:18You know, a nice Thursday through Sunday.
00:17:21I'll get back Monday.
00:17:22They want to sell it.
00:17:23They want to be in Florida.
00:17:25What?
00:17:26Okay.
00:17:26I don't know much about the housing market out there,
00:17:29but I'm sure it's a good time to...
00:17:30I can't live here anymore.
00:17:35It's sunny.
00:17:36It's sunny every day.
00:17:38Sunny every day.
00:17:38I threw, I threw a bottle at you last night.
00:17:41Man, I don't know either.
00:17:43Okay?
00:17:45We gotta go.
00:17:51I gotta go.
00:17:52Or I gotta go.
00:17:53Because if we stay here, then we're...
00:17:56I have a job, okay?
00:17:58You have a job.
00:17:59We have this fucking house.
00:18:01We can rent it, or you...
00:18:02So you threw a bottle at me last night.
00:18:06You call me fat.
00:18:08Directly.
00:18:09Twice a month.
00:18:10Indirectly.
00:18:11I don't...
00:18:11I don't know.
00:18:11I don't know.
00:18:12Who knows how many times that is.
00:18:14Not at all completely accurate,
00:18:16because I'm merely suggesting that you not get fat,
00:18:19because I am...
00:18:20I'm a victim of my condition.
00:18:22That's what I'm saying.
00:18:23I'm a victim of my environment.
00:18:25That's what I'm saying.
00:18:35That's cute.
00:18:37Okay?
00:18:38Okay, so I gotta run out to Chatsworth
00:18:39to buy James Franco's little brother
00:18:41a bag of Molly
00:18:42on my Sunday.
00:18:49Okay, now this time,
00:18:51when I drop the bath
00:18:52and ask you to drop the toaster in,
00:18:54you're gonna do it.
00:18:57You get me?
00:19:13Okay.
00:19:13Okay, okay.
00:19:17T.
00:19:19Okay.
00:19:22I see what you did.
00:19:30Fucking Vermont?
00:19:32What are we gonna do there?
00:19:33I think it's good that you're leaving
00:19:35before the break.
00:19:36Hold on, I have something
00:19:37really awesome for you.
00:19:37Hi, Angela.
00:19:38Yeah.
00:19:39Yeah, here, look.
00:19:41It's universe spray.
00:19:42Cheddar cheese?
00:19:44Yeah.
00:19:46What are you gonna do out there?
00:19:49I'm gonna take Walter.
00:19:50I'll tell you that much.
00:19:51Oh, my goodness.
00:19:58Oh, man.
00:19:59I mean, it's all happening.
00:20:02My agent.
00:20:05Well, I'd like to think that, you know,
00:20:06you'd miss your friend, too, right?
00:20:09Don't get all Jerry Maguire on me,
00:20:11you faggot.
00:20:17Do you still feel like you want to move after I spray you?
00:20:30Do you still feel like you want to move after I spray you?
00:20:38Yeah, I know you got the beat.
00:20:40Mm-hmm.
00:20:41But I caught a few.
00:20:42Frankly, I don't know what else I can invest in.
00:20:47Driving would have been romantic, though, right?
00:20:49When are we our worst?
00:20:51When we're together.
00:20:54All right, more specific.
00:20:57Well, we're in the car.
00:20:58Okay.
00:21:00What's up, dude?
00:21:02Hi.
00:21:03Thanks.
00:21:05Thanks.
00:21:15Oh, what the fuck is that face?
00:21:18What?
00:21:18What?
00:21:19You just made the graduate face.
00:21:21Fuck.
00:21:22I did not just make...
00:21:24I did not...
00:21:25Do not fuck me here, Joe.
00:21:27I'm not gonna fuck you, Joe.
00:21:29I'm sorry.
00:21:30We...
00:21:31swear a lot,
00:21:32because we can bring out the worst in each other.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:37Okay.
00:21:43She said you just needed some time to adjust.
00:21:51These 48 hours and a week's two months.
00:22:00Humming birds home
00:22:01And work of these birds
00:22:03Put too much confidence
00:22:05In the people you trust
00:22:07All the enemies and friends
00:22:09They'll all jam the dirt
00:22:11I'll write songs that'll hurt me
00:22:13Deal with issues
00:22:14Show some people may hear
00:22:17Too much
00:22:19They don't tell
00:22:22All our friends about us
00:22:25You know it makes them talk
00:22:29Too much
00:22:30Super real
00:22:41Can I help you with your bags, eh?
00:22:54Yeah, great shirt
00:22:58I guess I'll take this one
00:22:59Grab that one
00:23:00Oh, I fucked up with these
00:23:02Baby, don't tell our friends about me
00:23:18This is fucking super Pete Wentz
00:23:21A solo tour
00:23:22It's not as sketchy as it looks
00:23:24It's Wentz
00:23:26It's not Wentz
00:23:28Don't be a pussy
00:23:38Fuck this
00:23:55Well
00:23:57What do we do now?
00:24:02You know, whatever we want to do
00:24:08I think I'm going to be good here
00:24:11Yeah
00:24:13Me too
00:24:18You got a goat?
00:24:19Want a goat?
00:24:20You want a goat?
00:24:21Yeah
00:24:29I can actually
00:24:30I can taste the local
00:24:36Do you taste the local?
00:24:39Because this pig was raised just down yonder river
00:24:42Just down yonder river
00:24:43Oh, this is not yonder country
00:24:49No
00:24:51Down river
00:24:52Oh, yonder
00:24:55Yonder river
00:24:56Okay
00:24:57Also, I haven't looked at my phone in how long
00:25:01Big ups, right?
00:25:03For me
00:25:03Yeah
00:25:06This is
00:25:08This is
00:25:10It's probably on the airplane
00:25:11Two more
00:25:12Okay, some more
00:25:15This guy
00:25:16You can't just ply me with craft beers
00:25:19There's an area
00:25:20Gee, there's no fucking connection
00:25:22And you knew this
00:25:23I
00:25:23I haven't lived here in forever
00:25:25How
00:25:26Am I supposed to know
00:25:28If they
00:25:30Don't put up a tower
00:25:32If they don't put up a tower
00:25:37Dude
00:25:38Honestly, super nutshell
00:25:39No
00:25:40And I'm using that term intentionally
00:25:47Fuck, that's good
00:25:50But I don't know how good
00:25:52Because my phone can't tell me
00:25:56Namaste
00:25:58Oh, wow
00:25:59This is my journey
00:26:04This is my journey
00:26:06Oh, what the fuck
00:26:11What the fuck do we do now?
00:26:20Talk
00:26:22We can talk
00:26:31I don't even know what hospital you were born in
00:26:35Fletcher Allen
00:26:38In Burlington
00:26:39Yes
00:26:41What time?
00:26:446.13
00:26:456.13
00:26:48A.M.
00:26:50P.M.
00:26:51Oh
00:26:52No, you didn't
00:26:54Yeah, I
00:26:54That is
00:26:55So you
00:26:56It's so fucking accommodating
00:26:58And you know what
00:26:59You know you
00:26:59You did that
00:27:00Because you want to hold it over your parents' heads
00:27:01For the rest of their lives
00:27:02I get it
00:27:03Yeah
00:27:04Very you
00:27:06What else?
00:27:09About
00:27:11That day
00:27:13The day I was born
00:27:15Yes
00:27:16I don't remember
00:27:18I mean aside from the impeccable timing
00:27:21I don't know
00:27:23You'd have to ask my parents
00:27:26I mean I know that the umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck
00:27:28And my mother and I both flatlined
00:27:30But
00:27:32Here we are
00:27:39God, it takes a lot of shit to get here
00:27:47My favorite season of ALF
00:27:49I watched the shit out of ALF
00:27:51I had an ALF doll
00:27:54What are you being jammy?
00:27:56I'm not being jammy
00:27:57This is super fucking raspberry preserves right now
00:28:00I'm not raspberry preserves right now
00:28:02You're super preserves
00:28:03No, I'm not
00:28:04I'm not preserves
00:28:05Right now
00:28:06Biggie pudding
00:28:08I'm not biggie pudding
00:28:10I'm 11 in 4th grade
00:28:11I'm 11
00:28:13And she says
00:28:17So your parents are getting divorced
00:28:20And I'm
00:28:22Yeah, and it's
00:28:24What happened is she overheard
00:28:27A conversation between my older brother and her older sister
00:28:29And that's what
00:28:31My point is
00:28:31Like even landlines can fuck shit up
00:28:33Right
00:28:36Anyway
00:28:36This little cunt
00:28:42Ten year
00:28:43That's a ten year old cunt
00:28:44That's good
00:28:45That's healthy
00:28:48She says
00:28:49She says that shit
00:28:50And all of a sudden
00:28:50I'm like
00:28:51Literally
00:28:52Chicken fucking little
00:28:53And the sky is falling on me
00:28:55And
00:29:00I'm just fucking bawling uncontrollably
00:29:04And
00:29:08I look back and I actually fucking feel bad for that fucking kid
00:29:13Hell in my hand
00:29:15How many times must I make you understand
00:29:19Oh God
00:29:20And that's when I started fucking being a dick
00:29:26Leo Perez told
00:29:27Everyone I gave him a blowjob
00:29:31Okay
00:29:31For real
00:29:33There aren't any Hispanics in Vermont
00:29:37Okay
00:29:38I'm sorry
00:29:38Well go ahead
00:29:39Okay
00:29:39No but it was just weird because
00:29:42Like after he told everyone that
00:29:44It's like the
00:29:46The demographic of
00:29:47Or whatever
00:29:48Like in that high school
00:29:49The demographic of
00:29:50People who desired me
00:29:53Totally changed
00:29:55Like all of a sudden
00:29:56Like the
00:29:56The grossest
00:29:58Seediest guys
00:29:59Were calling my house
00:30:00Your old man must have been super pleased
00:30:03It's not like
00:30:06You didn't lose your virginity
00:30:08Ben Roethlisberger
00:30:10Honestly
00:30:13Joe
00:30:15I know
00:30:16It's
00:30:16Joe
00:30:16Joe shouldn't have
00:30:18We've been through
00:30:19The darkness
00:30:21I know
00:30:22It's
00:30:22It's hard for me to know
00:30:24Who
00:30:25Was first
00:30:27Because
00:30:30There were
00:30:35There were
00:30:36There were two of them
00:30:40Ben
00:30:42Ben
00:30:43Ben
00:30:44Ben
00:30:46Well
00:30:47Consecutive days
00:30:49Consecutive days
00:30:54Okay
00:30:57So
00:31:00Like
00:31:07Okay
00:31:10Like a double team
00:31:11Like a double team
00:31:12Like a double team
00:31:14It was
00:31:14It was
00:31:14I was on
00:31:15A recruiting trip
00:31:16To Tufts
00:31:17And
00:31:18We went to
00:31:19A party
00:31:20At the hockey house
00:31:21And there was
00:31:22One hockey player
00:31:22And he was
00:31:23Really
00:31:23Really
00:31:24Really sweet
00:31:27Well at the time
00:31:28He was sweet
00:31:30But
00:31:30I don't know
00:31:31Anyway
00:31:31I think he was Canadian
00:31:32But
00:31:35What are you doing
00:31:40What are you doing
00:31:41What are you doing
00:31:42What are you doing
00:31:44Stop
00:31:46I can
00:31:51Where's the Xanax
00:31:52Where's the Xanax
00:31:53Where's the Xanax
00:31:54Is there a Nyquil
00:31:56I want you to stop
00:31:58Because you know what
00:31:59I can do
00:31:59I can unlearn this
00:32:01I can
00:32:06Bird
00:32:07Jesus
00:32:08My sweet
00:32:08Sweet
00:32:09I can
00:32:12So
00:32:14You think this was easy for me
00:32:15You think this was easy for me
00:32:17You
00:32:18You said you had a two girls situation
00:32:19Before we got together
00:32:24Two vaginas aren't gonna fucking punish anybody
00:32:27It's two dicks
00:32:28We're talking about
00:32:29Two hockey playing
00:32:31Motherfucking
00:32:31Dicks
00:32:32I would rather
00:32:37Honestly
00:32:38I'd rather you get
00:32:39Fucking voluntarily
00:32:40Gang banged
00:32:42By a bunch of
00:32:43Terrorists
00:32:44Please
00:32:45Just
00:32:48Taki
00:32:49Players
00:32:58If you'd actually waited
00:33:02And listened
00:33:03To the rest of the story
00:33:06If you'd been a
00:33:08Fucking
00:33:09Friend
00:33:11You would have heard
00:33:12That the second
00:33:13Dick
00:33:18Wasn't
00:33:18I didn't
00:33:27I'm trying to tell you something
00:33:29Like a really shitty
00:33:30A really shitty moment
00:33:32In my life right now
00:33:33I'm trying
00:33:34Just to share that with you
00:33:38You can't
00:33:40Make it about you
00:33:41Joe
00:33:47I'm gonna go to bed
00:34:11White Fang
00:34:19Jared
00:34:20Jared what the hell
00:34:20Are you doing
00:34:20He was actually
00:34:22Just telling me
00:34:22That reading's a waste of time
00:34:24Was he
00:34:24Well he's fucking grounded
00:34:26Nelson
00:34:26Nice to meet you
00:34:27You too
00:34:27Yeah
00:34:29What are you guys doing
00:34:30You guys going to work
00:34:30Yeah we're
00:34:31Well
00:34:31I am
00:34:32I'm painting a couple
00:34:33Lift towers
00:34:33In a lodge
00:34:34In mad river
00:34:34He's gonna fucking watch
00:34:37No shit
00:34:38Yeah
00:34:38That's pretty exciting
00:34:39Come on Jared
00:34:40Let's go
00:34:41Get in the truck
00:34:43Have a good one
00:34:43Wait
00:34:44You guys
00:34:44You guys need a hand
00:34:45Or anything
00:34:46Yeah I wish right
00:34:49No no no
00:34:49Seriously
00:34:51Serious
00:34:52You just want to make sure
00:34:53You go with the grain
00:34:56Yeah
00:34:57I'm not a complete
00:34:57Fucking pussy
00:34:58Sorry
00:34:59I just
00:34:59I don't know
00:34:59If you Hollywood type
00:35:00You
00:35:03You
00:35:03You
00:35:04Beavered the fuck
00:35:05Out of that
00:35:07Fuck man
00:35:08Kind of all over the place
00:35:10I was
00:35:10In Breck for a minute
00:35:13Ended up moving back
00:35:14East to work
00:35:14For a consulting firm
00:35:16To the city
00:35:19Stamford
00:35:19Connecticut
00:35:21Yeah
00:35:23Mmhmm
00:35:23That's the pits
00:35:25It was
00:35:26What did you just get sick
00:35:27Of the office racket
00:35:29Yeah
00:35:32And I was
00:35:33Kind of fucked up
00:35:36How so
00:35:39Doing a lot of blow
00:35:42Probably drinking too much
00:35:43But
00:35:45Such is life
00:35:48Such is life
00:35:49Plus I fucked things up
00:35:51With a woman I was supposed to marry
00:35:52So
00:35:53How about yourself
00:35:54Why'd you leave sunny LA
00:35:56Well
00:35:58It's actually not as sunny
00:35:59As they say
00:36:00But
00:36:01No I don't know
00:36:02It's
00:36:04Because my wife
00:36:05Would have killed me
00:36:07Or worse
00:36:10Worse
00:36:13Just left
00:36:38Ah look at her go
00:36:44My little Vermont
00:36:46Mama
00:36:46I know
00:36:48Thank you
00:36:50Hey
00:36:51This is Nelson
00:36:52My new friend
00:36:53Nelson this is that woman
00:36:54I was telling you about
00:36:56That woman
00:36:56That woman
00:36:57Okay
00:36:58Nice to meet you
00:36:59Nice to see you
00:37:00Nelson Riley
00:37:01You played hockey for Tufts
00:37:03No
00:37:03Your mouth
00:37:04Ski racing
00:37:06What has it been like
00:37:0720 years
00:37:08Do not say that
00:37:09That's not right
00:37:11Oh my god
00:37:11He skied for GMVS
00:37:13And you went to Mount Mansfield
00:37:14Yeah
00:37:15Yeah
00:37:17Hey ma'am
00:37:18Why don't you just
00:37:18Why don't you stay over for dinner
00:37:19Can
00:37:20Mom do you mind
00:37:21If Nelson
00:37:22Comes over for supper
00:37:23Maybe brings little Jerry
00:37:24Well as long as it's okay
00:37:25With his parents
00:37:26Okay with your parents
00:37:26No yeah
00:37:27That would be great
00:37:28I'll uh
00:37:28I'll go get changed
00:37:29I'll be back in a bit
00:37:30Okay
00:37:30Alright
00:37:30What are you gonna wear
00:37:31Just so
00:37:31Cause if I
00:37:32Yeah we don't want to clash
00:37:33We don't want to clash
00:37:33It up
00:37:34Just I'll figure it
00:37:35Okay
00:37:35He can stay with us
00:37:36Can he stay with us
00:37:37He can stay with us
00:37:37Yeah
00:37:37Yeah sure
00:37:40Hey listen
00:37:41Do not fuck this up on me
00:37:54They were really really good
00:37:56Yeah
00:37:56But you know who wasn't really good
00:37:58It was Paul Epstein
00:38:00Yeah
00:38:00Dick
00:38:01Dick
00:38:01Paul
00:38:02Paul
00:38:02Paul's a little bit of a dick
00:38:03To girls
00:38:03But he wasn't that bad
00:38:05But you were kind of a dick
00:38:06Oh my god
00:38:08You were friends with him
00:38:09You were kind of friends with him
00:38:10I would have been friends with Doug
00:38:11But Doug wouldn't hang out with me
00:38:13Because I was
00:38:13I guess I was a little bit of a dick
00:38:15Yeah
00:38:15Hey guys
00:38:16Hey
00:38:18Um
00:38:19Sorry
00:38:20But I just want you to know
00:38:21That the more that you
00:38:22Focus on this exclusive ski racing exchange
00:38:25What happens
00:38:28I uh
00:38:29Well I
00:38:30This
00:38:33And then I harvest the darkness
00:38:35And then what
00:38:36You'll be gone
00:38:36Okay
00:38:37And then you
00:38:41You're gonna get on the ass end of a tongue lashing
00:38:43And it gets domestic
00:38:44Okay
00:38:46But I don't want that
00:38:47I don't want
00:38:48I don't want that
00:38:50Because you're my best friend
00:38:51And you're the most beautiful woman in the world
00:38:53Oh
00:38:54Joe
00:38:57Don't get domestic
00:39:04Thank you so much
00:39:06This was delicious
00:39:06You're welcome
00:39:07Well I
00:39:08Took the meat
00:39:09Shit lips
00:39:10Okay
00:39:14Okay
00:39:14Shit lips is a little aggressive
00:39:16I'm sorry
00:39:16No
00:39:17Shit
00:39:17Shit lips was
00:39:18Pretty accurate
00:39:22So what
00:39:23Was it weird
00:39:23Changing your last name
00:39:27Problem
00:39:28I've thought about
00:39:29Doing the hyphenated thing
00:39:35Did you do that?
00:39:38I
00:39:39Thought about
00:39:40Hyphenating my last name
00:39:41No you didn't
00:39:43No it
00:39:44Did actually
00:39:46No you can't
00:39:47Indian give a last name
00:39:48You can't
00:39:49Because we're not Indians
00:39:51Because we're not
00:39:54And moreover
00:39:55We're not lesbians
00:39:56So
00:39:57And we're not lesbian Indians
00:40:00We're just
00:40:01Having a conversation
00:40:04We're just talking
00:40:05I didn't mean to
00:40:06You didn't do anything
00:40:08You didn't mean to
00:40:09You didn't mean to do anything
00:40:10Because you didn't
00:40:11Because it's not a thing
00:40:12Because it's not a thing
00:40:13It's not a thing
00:40:13Because I said it's not a thing
00:40:14That's why
00:40:20Oh
00:40:21Give me a break
00:40:22You think he
00:40:23I mean
00:40:23My man's been through
00:40:24This shit
00:40:27Please
00:40:36You're gonna give me that
00:40:38You know that's
00:40:40Okay
00:40:42You know that look does though
00:40:44It makes this more
00:40:48Aggressively this
00:40:56But you know
00:40:57But you know
00:40:57But you know
00:40:58That you do this
00:41:00And that's what makes you
00:41:01Ten times sicker
00:41:02Than me
00:41:07Fuck it
00:41:08Let's just do it
00:41:09Let's just do it
00:41:09Let's just put it all out
00:41:11On the thing
00:41:12And let's just
00:41:13Talk about
00:41:15What you would do
00:41:17To make me
00:41:20The guy you wanted to marry
00:41:22Sometimes I wish that you
00:41:23Were an entirely different person
00:41:32Okay anybody for a little
00:41:33Sponge cake
00:41:34Or a little vine
00:41:35It's young Frankenstein
00:41:37It's
00:41:39What he does
00:41:46Hey
00:41:49There we go
00:42:13You guys like it here
00:42:15I do
00:42:19We do
00:42:20We do
00:42:24I mean it's different
00:42:25Than like the last ten years
00:42:27But it's familiar
00:42:28You know
00:42:29It's home
00:42:32And he did this for me
00:42:33So
00:42:34It gives him
00:42:37A little bit of wiggle room
00:42:40To be a dick
00:42:57Oh my god
00:42:58Oh my god
00:42:59Really
00:42:59Really
00:43:01Breaks up the monotony
00:43:06Exactly
00:43:06You're alright buddy
00:43:08You're okay
00:43:09Jer
00:43:10Hey can I take him tomorrow
00:43:12Are you guys working
00:43:12Yeah sure
00:43:15Yeah sure
00:43:19Glacerine
00:43:19Glacerine gum
00:43:22How long is this
00:43:23Shipping in here
00:43:24They
00:43:24Those don't go bad
00:43:26They don't go bad
00:43:27Oh shit
00:43:29We can make whipped cream
00:43:30We can make whipped cream
00:43:31We can make whipped cream
00:43:33It's
00:43:34Fucking
00:43:34All butter loaf
00:43:36Yeah
00:43:37It's
00:43:39Motherfucking
00:43:39Whipped cream
00:43:40And we'll put some
00:43:42Faggot
00:43:42There
00:43:44Mine didn't work
00:43:45Yeah mine was to the tune
00:43:47I'm okay
00:43:48It's so bad
00:43:49Yeah very
00:43:54The best night ever
00:43:58Let's just do it
00:43:59Let's just do it
00:43:59What?
00:44:00We're gonna put a pumpkin patch baby
00:44:02In your belly
00:44:05That's what's going on
00:44:07Yeah
00:44:18Your stupid face
00:44:20I like your stupid face
00:44:27Pull my hair
00:44:28Just kidding
00:44:29Just kidding
00:44:29I was just kidding
00:44:37You know I only go down
00:44:38And you have these on
00:44:41That's good
00:44:42Then I can actually see
00:44:43What's happening
00:45:08Now suck my dick
00:45:10Done and done
00:45:38Hey do you want up kids?
00:45:40Yeah
00:45:41Sure
00:45:43I mean I guess I'd have to
00:45:44Meet someone that I want to
00:45:44Have one with first
00:45:45But
00:45:46Yeah well that's just science
00:45:51Do you guys want to have kids?
00:45:54Yeah
00:45:54Okay
00:45:55Right
00:45:56Wait what?
00:45:57Why'd you ask surprised?
00:45:59No
00:46:00I
00:46:01I mean Jesus
00:46:02I don't even know you
00:46:03And that was enough
00:46:04Last night
00:46:06It was
00:46:07Intense
00:46:09That was like green tea
00:46:10You should see us on meth
00:46:11You should see us on meth
00:46:13And that's fun?
00:46:16Fun?
00:46:18But that's cute
00:46:19What is that even supposed to mean?
00:46:38Sure
00:46:39Okay Canadians
00:46:40They have fun together
00:46:42Not real people
00:46:43Not real Americans
00:46:43That's not true
00:46:45When was the last relationship you were in?
00:46:47A year ago
00:46:48Was it fun?
00:46:49Yeah it was the best
00:46:51We always say that shit when she's gone
00:46:52But what happened?
00:46:54I spent the down payment on our house
00:46:56On final four bets on cocaine
00:46:58Okay
00:46:59Alright
00:47:01Anything's gonna seem fun
00:47:02After you do some dumb shit like that
00:47:03What the fuck man?
00:47:05Come on
00:47:05Okay I'm a dick
00:47:06That's not cool
00:47:07Dude
00:47:07No okay
00:47:08Yeah I'm a dick
00:47:09But
00:47:10Come on man
00:47:11It can't be all love all the time
00:47:12It's not
00:47:15It's
00:47:15God
00:47:16Maybe that's why I'm a dick
00:47:17Maybe that's why I fucking say some dickheaded shit
00:47:19Because it just seems
00:47:21Better than the alternative
00:47:22I don't
00:47:24The point is you're making
00:47:25You're hurting people's feelings
00:47:26Okay
00:47:26And not just that
00:47:27Girls' feelings
00:47:29They get hurt
00:47:29Different
00:47:31Those feelings are a lot different
00:47:32Dude feelings are meant to get hurt
00:47:37Feelings are meant to get felt
00:48:06How about this huh?
00:48:07Bring this
00:48:09I didn't even jinx it
00:48:10I mean
00:48:11How can you not
00:48:11Hold hands to a covered bridge?
00:48:13You're right
00:48:19Sorry
00:48:19Thank you
00:48:20Yep
00:48:22Oh man
00:48:23We have to order everything
00:48:24Because we can't afford not to
00:48:36No come on
00:48:36Like this is what I'm saying
00:48:37Like this face
00:48:38Look at this
00:48:39Look at this
00:48:39Look at this
00:48:39I'll do a thing
00:48:40I'll do like a whole goddamn procession
00:48:42This face
00:48:45Okay
00:48:46Okay
00:48:47I'm going to bed
00:48:48Okay
00:48:54Hey
00:48:55Shouldn't you like not be drinking?
00:48:57No it's fine
00:48:59Really?
00:49:00Yeah I mean it doesn't
00:49:01It doesn't matter
00:49:04Dude
00:49:04I don't want to have the fucking penguin for a kid
00:49:08Okay
00:49:08Oh cause we'll just dump him in a sewer right?
00:49:11Okay drink up
00:49:12Let's fucking party
00:49:13I can't get pregnant right now
00:49:15It's a thing
00:49:16I know it's
00:49:17I did the math
00:49:17I do it every month
00:49:18Can't get pregnant right now
00:49:19Okay
00:49:19Let's hypothetically
00:49:20Next time
00:49:21Next cycle
00:49:22Next moon cycle
00:49:24We have a boy
00:49:25We name him
00:49:26Jimmy Rowe
00:49:28No questions asked
00:49:30Oh okay
00:49:33Or we name him
00:49:35Colonel Mustard
00:49:39And if it's a girl
00:49:40Maeve
00:49:41Shit
00:49:43I like that
00:49:49Okay
00:49:50Can I interest you guys in some dessert?
00:49:53Well
00:49:53Do you have bread pudding?
00:49:56Yeah
00:49:56Actually we do
00:49:56Oh
00:49:57So
00:49:58That means we have to get that
00:50:00Uh
00:50:02He doesn't have a lot of rules
00:50:03But he has bread pudding
00:50:04And then there's two other rules
00:50:06Okay
00:50:07This sounds fun
00:50:09Give me the other two
00:50:11He can't be friends with anybody
00:50:12Who watches Family Guy
00:50:14And he always has to stop at a lemonade stand
00:50:16And I don't know why I find those stupid rules sexy
00:50:21But I do
00:50:22Well
00:50:24One woman's sexy is another woman's
00:50:34Then we had to open up another dining
00:50:36Oh honey
00:50:37Honey come here
00:50:37Come here
00:50:38I was just talking about you
00:50:39Oh no
00:50:41Hey that meal was amazing
00:50:43And Marie just said
00:50:44You
00:50:44You kind of just started being a chef
00:50:47It's like a new thing
00:50:47Well I'm a cook
00:50:49I'm not a chef
00:50:50But whatever you want to call yourself
00:50:52That was really really good
00:50:53Yeah
00:50:53I was just telling these two
00:50:55That their story is not so different from ours
00:50:58Oh
00:50:59Sorry to hear that
00:51:00Yeah
00:51:00We just kind of
00:51:02Like quit our life in L.A.
00:51:04So
00:51:05Sabbatical kind of
00:51:06Just a little
00:51:06Huh
00:51:08What'd you do in L.A.?
00:51:10He was an agent
00:51:10I mean still kind of
00:51:12Yeah
00:51:12Still am-ish
00:51:14You know
00:51:14Okay
00:51:15And I also
00:51:16I worked in a business too
00:51:17So
00:51:18Wardrobe
00:51:22That sounded
00:51:22That's
00:51:23Because what I'm saying
00:51:24Is less business
00:51:25Uh-huh
00:51:25More creative
00:51:26Oh
00:51:26Because you're creative
00:51:28More
00:51:28You're creativer than I am
00:51:30Yeah
00:51:30Keep going with us
00:51:30That's fucking good
00:51:32You're the creativist
00:51:34Damn
00:51:34Damn
00:51:36Alright
00:51:37So uh
00:51:38You guys just said
00:51:39What the hell with it?
00:51:41Yeah
00:51:42Hmm
00:51:44It's
00:51:44It's noble
00:51:48Why'd you
00:51:49Why'd the surprise tone from him?
00:51:51Because you said that we had a
00:51:52Similar story
00:51:53It was similar
00:51:54Similar
00:51:54Similar
00:51:55Broadstrokes
00:51:56Well then why'd you guys move here?
00:51:58Well have you seen it outside?
00:52:00We love it here
00:52:01If you don't count
00:52:02November through April
00:52:04But we always thought
00:52:06That we would end up here
00:52:06Right?
00:52:07Yeah
00:52:07And sometimes life can be
00:52:09You know
00:52:10A prick
00:52:13Yeah
00:52:14But
00:52:16Well
00:52:16Alright
00:52:1707
00:52:1808
00:52:20Right?
00:52:21Working downtown
00:52:23And
00:52:25Shit crashed
00:52:26Everything changed
00:52:27Wasn't
00:52:28What did we do
00:52:30We
00:52:30Next thing I know
00:52:31We moved up here
00:52:32Winter of 08
00:52:32Winter of 08
00:52:33It was freezing
00:52:35Um
00:52:36And I couldn't even
00:52:37Get a job
00:52:38You know
00:52:39Making drinks
00:52:40But um
00:52:42Okay so wait
00:52:44You did
00:52:45You just got canned
00:52:47You didn't
00:52:48Opt out for a fucking
00:52:49Cage free life
00:52:50Yeah no
00:52:53But
00:52:53He wouldn't change a single thing
00:52:55That
00:52:56Is right
00:52:57She is right
00:53:02Rubber
00:53:04Hey dude
00:53:05Would you
00:53:07Would you still be
00:53:08Pushing money around
00:53:09If you hadn't gotten
00:53:09Fucking
00:53:11Dicks in the recession
00:53:13Uh
00:53:13I hope not
00:53:14It sucked
00:53:14Yeah but
00:53:15I mean I probably
00:53:16Wouldn't have gotten out
00:53:17But I was
00:53:18You know
00:53:19Forced out
00:53:20But thank
00:53:22Fucking god
00:53:22That I was
00:53:24But you know
00:53:26When we moved up here
00:53:28A few years ago
00:53:28I mean it was
00:53:29It was hard
00:53:30And it was dark
00:53:33It was dark
00:53:36But
00:53:38You know
00:53:38Sometimes
00:53:38Life gives you
00:53:40A pile of shit
00:53:41And you
00:53:41You just have to
00:53:42Figure out a way
00:53:43To
00:53:43You know
00:53:45Grow psilocybin
00:53:48Right
00:53:49That's right
00:53:51Caps for me
00:53:51Staps for you
00:53:52Okay
00:53:54Don't look so worried
00:53:56No
00:53:56No I'm not
00:53:57I'm not
00:53:58I'm
00:53:58I'm
00:54:00I'm good
00:54:00I just
00:54:01You guys
00:54:02You guys are
00:54:03You guys are happy
00:54:04Yeah well
00:54:04We're too old
00:54:05Not to be
00:54:06But
00:54:07That first year
00:54:10That was tough
00:54:12Yeah
00:54:15Winters
00:54:15Are
00:54:17Tough
00:54:18Tough
00:54:20You guys can do it though
00:54:22Yeah
00:54:24Yeah
00:54:26I just don't
00:54:27I don't want to
00:54:28I don't want to be
00:54:29Blamed for
00:54:30You know
00:54:32Everything
00:54:33Oh my god
00:54:34That's what marriage
00:54:35Is all about
00:54:36It's having someone
00:54:37To blame
00:54:38And then
00:54:38Someone to
00:54:39Laugh about it with
00:54:41Hmm
00:54:48Those guys are great
00:54:50Huh
00:54:50They are
00:54:50They're good people
00:54:52I like them
00:54:53Yeah they're sweet
00:54:54Just really sweet
00:54:56And
00:54:56But with that
00:54:57That nice city edge
00:54:59You know
00:54:59Mm-hmm
00:55:00That's nice
00:55:00That's refreshing
00:55:03So you're gonna say it
00:55:05Yeah
00:55:05I just did
00:55:07Super city sweet
00:55:08Sweet edge
00:55:08Are you gonna say it
00:55:10Are you gonna keep
00:55:10Doing the thing
00:55:11Yeah
00:55:13Are you gonna say it
00:55:15Are you gonna keep
00:55:16Doing this
00:55:16Which is
00:55:19It's great
00:55:20It's great
00:55:20It's you
00:55:21Doing you
00:55:23And that's fun
00:55:25It's a fun show
00:55:26Yeah yeah
00:55:28Don't look at me
00:55:29Like that
00:55:29Say
00:55:30Are you gonna say it
00:55:31No I'm saying it
00:55:32I'm saying it
00:55:33This is such a great
00:55:34Impersonation of you
00:55:36Doing you
00:55:37Oh no I
00:55:38So this is you
00:55:39I think I get it
00:55:40Doing you
00:55:41Who else would do me
00:55:42If I didn't do me
00:55:44Why did you put on
00:55:45Movie trailer voice
00:55:46For that
00:55:47Who else
00:55:49I know I have a hard time
00:55:50Yeah
00:55:51I don't know
00:55:52I think I would do
00:55:52The best version
00:55:54Of me
00:55:55Okay
00:55:58Okay
00:55:59But here's the thing
00:56:00You have to say it
00:56:01Because if you don't say it
00:56:02It's gonna fester
00:56:03And it's gonna appropriate
00:56:04In that brain of yours
00:56:04And then it's gonna come
00:56:06Out
00:56:06Like a
00:56:08Like one of the
00:56:09Like a
00:56:11Like an old
00:56:12An old faithful
00:56:13A geyser
00:56:16Like an old faithful
00:56:16Sure
00:56:18I see it
00:56:19I see what you're saying
00:56:21Don't get it
00:56:22I wanna get it
00:56:23Okay
00:56:24Yeah
00:56:24You need to say it
00:56:25You need to say it
00:56:26You need to get your damn hands off me
00:56:28I need you to say it
00:56:29I need you to say it
00:56:29Get your damn hands off her
00:56:31I'm gonna put my fingers
00:56:32So they touch
00:56:32I'm gonna put them through
00:56:34Your whatever that is
00:56:35Your wing
00:56:36And I'm gonna kick you
00:56:37In your fucking candy maldonata
00:56:39Is what I'm gonna do
00:56:41Well then triple bucket shot
00:56:42Everybody gets a heel
00:56:43Yeah
00:56:44To him
00:56:44Say it
00:56:45We'll agree to disagree
00:56:46Fine
00:56:46You wanna know what it is
00:56:47Say it
00:56:48You wanna know what it is
00:56:48Say it
00:56:48You wanna know what it is
00:56:49Say it
00:56:49You wanna know what it is
00:56:50Say it
00:56:50He fucking didn't quit his job
00:56:52He didn't quit his job
00:56:53He had no choice
00:56:56And now he has to go back
00:56:57To the fucking drawing board
00:57:02And he has no choice
00:57:04But to accept
00:57:05The life he was forced into
00:57:07Not the life he chose
00:57:09Because what happens
00:57:10With a choice
00:57:10Comes that inevitable
00:57:12Second guess
00:57:15Okay
00:57:17Have I ever
00:57:18Ordered something
00:57:19And been happy
00:57:20And been happy
00:57:21While eating it
00:57:23Okay that one time
00:57:24When we were
00:57:25I was eating the baked eggs
00:57:26And the porchetta
00:57:27And the fucking black eyed peas
00:57:28Or whatever it was
00:57:28It was on that
00:57:29Snobby bullshit place
00:57:31In Wilshire
00:57:31I was stoked
00:57:32But that's fucking once
00:57:33In how many
00:57:34All the other 700,000 times
00:57:36What have I done
00:57:37I've lusted after
00:57:37Somebody else's plate
00:57:38Or something from the menu
00:57:41That I only knew in words
00:57:42But like
00:57:42What I'm saying is
00:57:44That if somebody
00:57:45Makes you something
00:57:46Right
00:57:46And there's no choice
00:57:48It's nine times out of ten
00:57:50Pretty fucking good
00:57:54You said to say it
00:58:00What about tonight?
00:58:03What about every date night?
00:58:05It's usually great
00:58:07It's usually great
00:58:08Usually great
00:58:09It's usually great
00:58:12Why are you making the face
00:58:14That you're going to say something
00:58:15But
00:58:15Like your butt
00:58:16It's usually
00:58:17No
00:58:17Except when I ruin it
00:58:19It was only just
00:58:20It was just me
00:58:21Being
00:58:21Doing
00:58:22Taking
00:58:23Ownership
00:58:24For
00:58:27It was great
00:58:29We're good sharers
00:58:34Yeah
00:58:34We're good sharers
00:58:39Come on
00:58:40Good
00:58:46That's good
00:58:47That's good
00:58:48You don't
00:58:48Don't take too much off
00:58:49But don't put too much on it
00:58:50Look at all that
00:58:51That's a lot
00:58:52That's why I'm
00:58:52Taking it off
00:58:53Look at how small the toenail is
00:58:54You don't need that much
00:58:55You're not painting a house
00:58:55Less
00:58:56Is more
00:58:57Is more
00:58:58Less is more
00:58:59Less is more
00:59:00But not too less
00:59:01Because then it's none
00:59:02Gotta get coverage
00:59:04Hey don't you miss me
00:59:06Complaining about terrible scripts
00:59:07Nah
00:59:10Oh sorry
00:59:11Oh my god
00:59:12I remember something about a goat
00:59:13But I don't see a goat
00:59:16Where's my goat
00:59:17Where's my goat
00:59:19It's at the goat farm
00:59:21Okay
00:59:22Dig on this
00:59:24Organic mani pedi salon
00:59:26We open it up
00:59:27Oh
00:59:28Well then pop operation
00:59:29Sure
00:59:30I think it's a good move
00:59:32But I still want my goat
00:59:35I still want it
00:59:37I still
00:59:38I
00:59:39Cause no it's gonna happen
00:59:41No it's gonna happen
00:59:41It's gonna
00:59:42It's just
00:59:42My mouth
00:59:44Goat's penis
00:59:44Roll camera
00:59:49Would you be bummed out
00:59:52I'd be a little disappointed
00:59:53If you
00:59:53With the
00:59:56Goat
00:59:56Hey hey hey
00:59:57What's up dude
00:59:58What's going on
01:00:00Nothing
01:00:01Painting
01:00:01I know
01:00:04Hey do you know any goat farmers
01:00:07Uh no
01:00:08I don't
01:00:09Should I
01:00:10I don't know
01:00:11Um
01:00:12Also
01:00:12Thinking about opening a little
01:00:15Organic mani pedi
01:00:17Shop
01:00:19Artisanal
01:00:20Only using fruit pigments
01:00:21That's
01:00:23That's actually a pretty good idea
01:00:25Are you guys sure this is okay
01:00:26I'm gonna be gone for ten days
01:00:28Yes
01:00:28Oh my god
01:00:29He can stay as long as he wants
01:00:30Okay
01:00:30Yeah man
01:00:31It's like
01:00:31We didn't
01:00:32We didn't come out here
01:00:33So we can continue to not
01:00:34Take care of our friend's pets
01:00:35You know
01:00:36Okay
01:00:36Thank you very much
01:00:38I appreciate it
01:00:38Alright dude
01:00:39Hey
01:00:39Hey
01:00:41Don't let the darkness in
01:00:42Don't
01:00:43What
01:00:43I don't
01:00:44No
01:00:44Hookers and cocaine
01:00:45No man
01:00:45No
01:00:46Master party
01:00:47Hookers cocaine
01:00:50Take dinner
01:00:51I am legend
01:00:52No
01:00:53No
01:00:53We're going camping
01:00:55In the Adirondacks
01:00:56Okay
01:00:58Thank you so much
01:00:59You're welcome
01:01:00Have fun
01:01:01Good day
01:01:02Buh
01:01:02Bye
01:01:07That dude's over me
01:01:08Was he ever under you
01:01:10I wish
01:01:12He's kind of a dud anyway
01:01:14Yeah but he's really good looking
01:01:16Yeah he's alright
01:01:20You slept with him
01:01:21What
01:01:22We were 12 when we knew each other
01:01:24But you grew up fast didn't you
01:01:26If you know what I mean
01:01:27No I don't
01:01:28I don't know what you mean
01:01:29Right
01:01:29In your Lorna dune
01:01:32Okay
01:01:33Okay
01:01:33It's shocking
01:01:35That someone doesn't like you
01:01:37I agree
01:01:37I'm the best
01:01:56Joe
01:01:58It's not a magic eye poster
01:02:01I don't even want to see it
01:02:03We have to see it
01:02:05I've seen rough cuts though
01:02:06I know what happens
01:02:08Let's just see something else
01:02:12Nah it'll be good
01:02:13I mean not the movie
01:02:15But the anger
01:02:16God you're a glutton for misery
01:02:21I got him this fucking movie
01:02:23And you're getting paid for it
01:02:26I just don't want to get a fucking sequel
01:02:28Okay so we
01:02:29We pay for a different movie
01:02:30But we see this one
01:02:33You're a good friend
01:02:34Fuck friends
01:02:35No I want him to get it
01:02:44Holy fucking
01:02:46Dick sack
01:02:47He's gonna get a fucking franchise
01:02:48From this shit
01:02:51I did all the fucking light work too
01:02:53Really it was
01:02:54It was so bad
01:02:57It's gonna gross 200 million though
01:02:59I mean Americans love garbage
01:03:02Exactly Joe
01:03:03You want to perpetuate an industry of garbage
01:03:05You really want to be part of the problem
01:03:08Jockeying for the next million dollar comic book movie
01:03:10So that the movies that you actually like
01:03:12Will never get seen or made
01:03:13Come on you get to be a consumer now
01:03:16Isn't that relaxing
01:03:19I don't even like movies
01:03:21Or anybody
01:03:22Right
01:03:27Garcon
01:03:28Can I have another uh
01:03:30Double darkness please
01:03:37You mean a double sunshine?
01:03:39Well you say milk
01:03:40I say milk
01:03:43Please
01:03:45Do you really want to add more
01:03:47Gas to the fire
01:03:49Right now?
01:03:51Are you
01:03:52Suggesting that I don't have another beer?
01:03:56Well I recall
01:03:57You had a side order of fries
01:03:59Yeah
01:04:02What?
01:04:03You don't like when I
01:04:04Drink
01:04:05I don't like when you eat
01:04:06Let's just call it a wash please
01:04:13I know I'm fucked up
01:04:18I know I'm fucked up
01:04:21I know I'm fucked up
01:04:36But, please, baby, don't tell our friends about us.
01:04:45I don't know where it's, huh?
01:04:47Word could be his buzz.
01:04:49Buzz, yeah, because that's how it does.
01:04:52I write songs to help me deal with issues.
01:04:57Sure, some people may hear too much.
01:05:00But, baby, don't tell our friends about me.
01:05:07Babe.
01:05:09Fuck you.
01:05:11I don't have friends about me.
01:05:13Come here.
01:05:15I don't give a fuck if, like, people think they're playing fucking fantasy football.
01:05:20I don't give a fuck.
01:05:22I don't want to be here, dude.
01:05:23Dude, I don't want to be here.
01:05:25You know, fuck you.
01:05:29Fuck you.
01:05:29Fuck you.
01:05:30Fuck you.
01:05:31Because you fucking made me do this beer.
01:05:34What?
01:05:37What?
01:05:39What?
01:05:42What?
01:05:45I'm going to take out a dog bed.
01:05:48I'm going to sleep on the ground with a dog.
01:05:51With a dog.
01:05:55Give me some help.
01:06:02Okay.
01:06:02Okay.
01:06:04Okay.
01:06:24Hey.
01:06:51What's up, dude?
01:06:52Hey, man, what's up?
01:06:53Nothing.
01:06:57There.
01:06:58Figure out a way to open that.
01:07:00Okay.
01:07:01Open it up.
01:07:08Get it, buddy.
01:07:09Yeah.
01:07:10All right.
01:07:11I dropped it.
01:07:12You got it.
01:07:18Oh, man.
01:07:19That's the fucking chest.
01:07:21Yeah.
01:07:22Yeah.
01:07:23Mm.
01:07:24Don't tell anybody.
01:07:28About the Misty River beer cage?
01:07:30Yeah.
01:07:31What the fuck am I gonna tell?
01:07:32I don't know.
01:07:33It's just...
01:07:34I just...
01:07:35This is my spot.
01:07:39Okay, dude.
01:07:40I'm not gonna...
01:07:41No, I know.
01:07:43I know.
01:07:43No, I'm being crazy.
01:07:45Yeah.
01:07:53Yeah.
01:07:53Yeah, you think I could have a job as a bartender?
01:07:58Have you ever worked behind a bar before?
01:08:00No.
01:08:01No.
01:08:03Sure.
01:08:05Cool.
01:08:06Thanks.
01:08:07Yeah.
01:08:12You don't wanna do that, though.
01:08:16Yeah, well...
01:08:17You know, just for now.
01:08:18Okay.
01:08:22Yeah.
01:08:34Hey.
01:08:36Hi.
01:08:37Small town life.
01:08:43So...
01:08:44Look around.
01:08:45Look, there's...
01:08:46The water is...
01:08:47The sun is shining on the water.
01:08:49There's a covered bridge.
01:08:50Look, there's a...
01:08:51A barn.
01:08:52It's decaying at this...
01:08:53The exact perfect Vermont-y way.
01:08:57Amazing, right?
01:08:57It is.
01:08:58It's so...
01:08:59It's...
01:09:00So...
01:09:01It's pretty.
01:09:02Oh, that's convincing.
01:09:03Pretty.
01:09:06It's...
01:09:06I...
01:09:06It's...
01:09:07It's great.
01:09:08It's just...
01:09:08I don't...
01:09:09I don't know why I can't...
01:09:10Why anyone can't just appreciate the moment.
01:09:16Uh, well...
01:09:17Maybe it's because you're...
01:09:2128?
01:09:22I'm 32.
01:09:23Oh.
01:09:24I like you much more now.
01:09:26Thanks.
01:09:28No, it's just...
01:09:29I came here to relax.
01:09:30Like, I came here to just take a breather for a minute
01:09:32And just...
01:09:33Stop.
01:09:35And...
01:09:35Now, all I'm worrying about is just...
01:09:38Everything.
01:09:39Like, I'm just worried.
01:09:40I'm worried that tomorrow is gonna...
01:09:42Is something terrible's gonna happen.
01:09:43I just feel like...
01:09:44Everything's just gonna...
01:09:47Fall apart, or...
01:09:49It's like, I remember when I was 29,
01:09:50I spent the whole...
01:09:52Year...
01:09:53Obsessing about turning 30.
01:09:55The whole year.
01:09:55That's all I thought about.
01:09:58And then, when...
01:09:59The day came and I turned 30, it was like...
01:10:02Oh.
01:10:04I'm 30.
01:10:07I wasted a whole year.
01:10:10And then, kids?
01:10:12Fuck.
01:10:13I...
01:10:14I don't even know if I've even begun to start loving myself.
01:10:16I mean, I think I'm right there, but I can't...
01:10:19I can't live for other people.
01:10:21I can't do that.
01:10:23Kids give you someone to lash out at.
01:10:30Aging is the antidote.
01:10:33There comes a time...
01:10:36When you just cannot be miserable.
01:10:39You can't afford...
01:10:40To be miserable.
01:10:42You know, I'm...
01:10:44I'm in my 30s now.
01:10:45And I've...
01:10:46I'm starting over.
01:10:48And I dragged a guy who has...
01:10:49Who had a career, and I...
01:10:51Brought him right down with me.
01:10:53Oh.
01:10:53You did not drag a guy down with you.
01:10:57Well, I don't know.
01:10:58Maybe you did.
01:11:00You guys came here for the geographic marital fix, right?
01:11:04You got a couple of months out of that, maybe?
01:11:07You're young.
01:11:08You don't have kids.
01:11:10You...
01:11:10Yeah, you could.
01:11:11Oh.
01:11:12No.
01:11:13No, that's not...
01:11:14I don't...
01:11:14That's not...
01:11:15I don't...
01:11:39So it's, uh...
01:11:40It's not really cocktail country up here.
01:11:42It's pretty much beer, wine...
01:11:44Okay.
01:11:45Occasional martini.
01:11:46You're gonna handle that?
01:11:47Okay.
01:11:49What?
01:11:51Nothing.
01:11:53Right on.
01:11:54Okay.
01:11:57You good?
01:11:59Yeah, I'm good.
01:12:00I'm good.
01:12:00Are you okay?
01:12:01Yeah, I'm fine.
01:12:17Jerry!
01:12:18Hi.
01:12:19There he is.
01:12:22Oh, look like you don't care about me.
01:12:24I like it.
01:12:25How are you?
01:12:25I'm good.
01:12:26How are you?
01:12:27I'm good.
01:12:28How are you?
01:12:30How do you do?
01:12:31How do you do?
01:12:32He's the best.
01:12:32Yeah, he's okay.
01:12:35How was your trip?
01:12:37It was pretty gross.
01:12:39I get it.
01:12:41Yeah.
01:12:42How's the, uh...
01:12:43How's the transition going?
01:12:45It's, um...
01:12:46It's good.
01:12:47I mean, it's...
01:12:49It's, um...
01:12:50Yeah.
01:12:51You guys haven't killed each other, so that's a plus, right?
01:12:54What does that mean?
01:12:56No.
01:12:57No, just that you guys, you know, it's difficult when you go from one extreme to this.
01:13:04Well, yeah.
01:13:05Yeah.
01:13:05Obviously.
01:13:09What did...
01:13:10Do you mean, though, by that we haven't killed each other yet?
01:13:13No.
01:13:13I...
01:13:13I shouldn't...
01:13:16That...
01:13:16I...
01:13:17Come on.
01:13:18Just say it, because I need...
01:13:20I...
01:13:21A little...
01:13:22Perspective.
01:13:26You guys are great.
01:13:31But...
01:13:31You're passionate.
01:13:34Passionate?
01:13:35You make it sound like it's a bad thing.
01:13:37I don't know.
01:13:38You guys...
01:13:39I mean, I'm probably...
01:13:41Putting these feelings out on myself because I really don't have a choice, but you guys are fucking crazy.
01:13:46You're not cra...
01:13:48You're not crazy, but it's crazy.
01:13:51You guys together, which then makes me feel like it's...
01:13:55More than okay to be alone.
01:13:57That is fucking terrible to say to someone, and that's not what I meant.
01:14:00This is...
01:14:03I was talking about myself, and that's horrible.
01:14:06It's fine, it's fine.
01:14:06Okay?
01:14:07I'm so fucking hungover right now.
01:14:11Fuck.
01:14:12My buddy left his wall in my truck.
01:14:14I should probably run it over to him.
01:14:17Yeah.
01:14:18I...
01:14:19That...
01:14:19Don't take that away.
01:14:21No.
01:14:21God, no.
01:14:21No, I'm...
01:14:23Okay.
01:14:23Sorry.
01:14:28Great, that's hurtful.
01:14:29I guess he's gonna...
01:14:31Stick around for a little while.
01:14:32I'll pick him up in like a half an hour.
01:14:34No, he's fine.
01:14:34He's fine here.
01:14:37I didn't...
01:14:37I didn't...
01:14:38Don't even...
01:14:38It's...
01:14:39I'm not...
01:14:39Didn't even...
01:14:43Hey, guys.
01:14:44How we doing?
01:14:45Fine, thanks.
01:14:46Good.
01:14:46How are you?
01:14:48I'm actually alright.
01:14:50Thanks for asking.
01:14:51What can I get you?
01:14:52Uh, you don't have a white Bordeaux, do you?
01:14:54I...
01:14:54Do.
01:14:55And...
01:14:56Funny you should say, I've been super into the minerally whites.
01:14:59And I'll have an old fashioned.
01:15:00Right.
01:15:01Have you had the double sunshine?
01:15:03Uh...
01:15:04I don't know what that is.
01:15:05It's a beer.
01:15:06Um...
01:15:06But I gotta be honest, it's much more than that.
01:15:09Uh...
01:15:10It's a game changer.
01:15:12That's for sure.
01:15:13Yeah, I'm just...
01:15:13I'm not in the mood for beer, so I'll just stick with you.
01:15:15Uh, it's more than a beer, though.
01:15:16That's what I'm saying.
01:15:17It's more than a beer.
01:15:17It's made just down here.
01:15:19Just, uh...
01:15:20Down...
01:15:20Just down, uh...
01:15:21Yonder.
01:15:22In town.
01:15:23Um...
01:15:23I'm gonna give you a taste.
01:15:24It's actually, it's on me.
01:15:25It's what you're gonna have.
01:15:26Cause you're gonna love it.
01:15:27You're gonna fucking love it.
01:15:28Okay.
01:15:30Anyway, so, um...
01:15:32Yeah, we...
01:15:33We actually tried to sign him a few weeks ago.
01:15:34One of his reps just up and split.
01:15:37That seems crazy.
01:15:39Yeah.
01:15:39No, I know.
01:15:40You don't leave when your guy's got heat.
01:15:43You know, the buzz was that he was...
01:15:44He was too tall to be a star, but I don't know how he's got the fucking goods.
01:15:47I mean, for us, it's kind of weird, cause we're not really...
01:15:49We don't rep a lot of actors.
01:15:51It's mainly athletes.
01:15:51Mm-hmm.
01:15:53I think he could put asses in the seats, for sure.
01:15:57Okay.
01:16:00We'll put you up to this.
01:16:05No, it's good.
01:16:06It's funny.
01:16:07Was it Dunny?
01:16:07It had to have been Dunny.
01:16:08What the fuck else would it be?
01:16:10He knew you guys were coming out here.
01:16:11But how would he know that I work here?
01:16:13Fucking dicks.
01:16:17It's funny.
01:16:18It's a good bit.
01:16:20But...
01:16:21You know.
01:16:22The jig's up.
01:16:24Uh...
01:16:24What's he talking about?
01:16:27Uh...
01:16:28Buddy, I...
01:16:29What are you...
01:16:30What are you doing?
01:16:31Wait a minute.
01:16:32Um, okay.
01:16:32What...
01:16:32What are you doing?
01:16:35Just...
01:16:36Okay, cause you're talking about Dave.
01:16:37Okay?
01:16:38You're talking about my guy.
01:16:40And here's the thing, dipshit.
01:16:41It's not that he's too tall to be a star.
01:16:44Cause he is a star.
01:16:45Because I made him a star.
01:16:47Okay?
01:16:47He's too tall to be a superstar.
01:16:49The T Cruises.
01:16:50The Brad Pitt's.
01:16:53I just started to fucking...
01:16:56Accept this.
01:16:57Okay.
01:16:57Buddy, I don't know what the hell's happening here, but...
01:17:01Dude.
01:17:02Please.
01:17:03Honestly.
01:17:03I know you came up here to look at the leaves.
01:17:05So just enjoy it.
01:17:06Dude.
01:17:06Drink a craft beer.
01:17:08I didn't mean to upset you.
01:17:09Go fucking look at the leaves.
01:17:10I didn't mean to upset you, okay?
01:17:10I'm just...
01:17:10Upset me.
01:17:11You think I'm fucking upset?
01:17:12You think this is upset?
01:17:13You think I...
01:17:13What do you think?
01:17:14You think I feel threatened?
01:17:15You think I feel threatened?
01:17:17Because I'm pouring your drinks and talking about fucking minerally whites?
01:17:21You think that I don't have the gravitas to bury you?
01:17:24You don't think that?
01:17:25You don't think that?
01:17:25Cause what I'll do, I'll shove my gravitas up your ass, you dirty cunt.
01:17:29Alright, listen pal.
01:17:30First off, this is inappropriate.
01:17:31It's inappropriate.
01:17:32Yeah.
01:17:32How's this?
01:17:32If you wanna go outside, we can do that.
01:17:35If I wanna go...
01:17:36Sit down.
01:17:37Cause here's the deal.
01:17:39Your shit dick agency won't ever rep another actor not named Cory for the rest of...
01:17:44Fuck it.
01:17:45Have Joey Lawrence.
01:17:46Let me give you the guy that hosted Double Dare, okay?
01:17:49And we cause it even, okay?
01:17:51But then what I'm gonna have you do is I'm gonna have you get on all fours next.
01:17:54And I'm gonna have you crawl.
01:17:55I'm gonna have you crawl to get to a place where I'm gonna even entertain the thought
01:17:59of letting you suck my dick.
01:18:01Okay?
01:18:02Because I'm coming back.
01:18:03And I'm taking them all with me.
01:18:05Cause this place is fucking dead anyway.
01:18:11Um...
01:18:11Hey, uh...
01:18:12Dinner's on me.
01:18:14Okay?
01:18:14I'm assuming he's fired.
01:18:17Yeah, I'm assuming he quit.
01:18:20So...
01:18:20Same thing.
01:18:24You can fool, Pete.
01:18:25You can't fool yourself, Tim.
01:18:27Or you can try.
01:18:28But it doesn't go away so long.
01:18:30Fuck it.
01:18:31So fuck it.
01:18:32There's fucking still so much...
01:18:33Listen, there's still so much to do.
01:18:34There's still so much to do.
01:18:35We can do this.
01:18:36We can fucking do this.
01:18:37But just not now.
01:18:38We can do it later when we're fucking old when this is the thing this can't be tried
01:19:11Joe we can't do it I can't do it I can't be here if we're gonna leave we gotta leave
01:19:20like we gotta go
01:19:21fucking deep into Canada we gotta go to Istanbul fucking Morocco I don't give a fuck
01:19:28but it's gonna follow me and I can't get away and it's not this isn't this isn't this wasn't part
01:19:34of the plan I was supposed to get away what are you what are you saying what I'm saying is
01:19:39that I
01:19:39spent ten years ten years becoming this person and sure I fucking yeah I talk about how much I
01:19:45hate him and I want to fucking kill him sometimes but I just don't really want him to die Joe
01:19:57hey hey we can do this we can do this this isn't going anywhere we can do this and I
01:20:05want to do
01:20:05this and we will do this but not right now can't we just do it when we're old
01:20:15so you want to go back I want to go back is that crazy no no it's it's not crazy
01:20:28okay
01:20:35hey hey you should go yeah I know it's just this place isn't what do you mean you
01:20:54I did this I dragged you here you did this I did this we did this no yes we dragged
01:21:08us out here
01:21:10and it's just not gonna work and it's not gonna work here and it's fine that's fucking fine
01:21:14because I tried I fucking tried I was the fuck I don't I don't know this is gonna sound stupid
01:21:24and no it's fine I don't have an identity you don't don't pull that shit I don't have a fucking
01:21:33Jesus what are you fucking 27 I'm not I'm just saying come on what am I my wife
01:21:44I can't just I can't just be your wife nobody's saying that's just like a man a man a man
01:21:51can't be
01:21:52my big crowning achievement okay come here hey nobody's saying that's your fucking crowning
01:22:00achievement you can do whatever you want whatever you want and I've honestly
01:22:15we can go get the fucking crown
01:22:23hey
01:22:30when we were leaving LA um when we were leaving LA
01:22:34nothing nothing what is it I didn't think you'd actually come
01:22:54well you fucking know me well huh
01:23:00you didn't think I'd come you didn't think I'd walk
01:23:04I'm fucking here okay
01:23:10it's not you
01:23:13you're gonna give me the it's not you it's me bullshit
01:23:16it's us
01:23:22it's not you
01:23:24it's me you know what that fucking means that means it's me when you say that bullshit
01:23:28and don't you think I fucking know it you don't think I fucking know
01:23:31you don't think I fucking watch I watch this shit I watch me do the things that I do
01:23:36and you still do them that's the fucked up thing
01:23:56I'll take I'll go to we can go to therapy
01:23:59I don't want to go to therapy
01:24:03what's that gonna do
01:24:04I'll take fucking drugs
01:24:06I'll do whatever it fucking takes
01:24:10I'll take a fucking bullet for you
01:24:12you know that
01:24:13I just want to be alone
01:24:17that's it
01:24:20I just want to be alone
01:24:23you want a divorce
01:24:24no that's not what I'm saying
01:24:26that's not
01:24:27I didn't say that
01:24:34then you want to live on these
01:24:35opposite sides of the country
01:24:37I don't know
01:24:38I don't I don't know
01:24:39I don't know
01:24:40maybe
01:24:40like for a little
01:24:43bit
01:24:44I don't know
01:24:46oh that'll look good
01:24:48what
01:24:49that'll look good
01:24:52I am so sick
01:24:54of fucking giving a shit
01:24:55about what things look like
01:24:57I've spent my whole life
01:24:58worrying about what things look like
01:25:00that's all I do
01:25:00it's all I
01:25:01it's all I do
01:25:01is worry about what it looks like
01:25:03and on the outside
01:25:03everything's great
01:25:04and on the
01:25:04on the inside
01:25:07I'm fucking falling apart
01:25:11and I just want to like
01:25:13I want to actually
01:25:14like the person
01:25:16who's on the inside
01:25:17I want to actually like
01:25:18enjoy and accept this person
01:25:19like just for the moment
01:25:21and maybe
01:25:22with a fucking smile
01:25:23on my face
01:25:24for like a second
01:25:27that's all I want
01:25:33oh fuck man
01:25:38I thought I was a selfish one
01:25:41this whole time
01:25:41that's some shit
01:25:43huh
01:25:44oh
01:25:45oh
01:25:46oh
01:25:46oh
01:25:47oh
01:25:47oh
01:25:51oh
01:25:54oh
01:26:02oh
01:26:03oh
01:26:04oh
01:26:04oh
01:26:05oh
01:26:05oh
01:26:08oh
01:26:16oh
01:26:19oh
01:26:36We'll help, we'll help.
01:26:38Doctor?
01:26:41What happened?
01:26:42I fucked up.
01:27:09You come home late and you come home early
01:27:13You come home big when you're feeling small
01:27:22You come home straight and you come home curly
01:27:29Sometimes you don't come home at all
01:27:35So what in the world's come over you?
01:27:42And what in heaven's name have you done?
01:27:48You've broken the speed of the sound of loneliness
01:27:55You're out there running just to be on the run
01:28:02But I got a heart that burns with a fever
01:28:08And I got a worried and a jealous mind
01:28:15How can a love that'll last forever?
01:28:22I get left so far behind
01:28:28So what in the world's come over you?
01:28:34But what in heaven's name have you done?
01:28:41You've broken the speed of the sound of loneliness
01:28:48You're out there running just to be on the run
01:28:51Yeah, I want you to make a fool
01:28:54I thought, I said, I don't know
01:28:56You're in the place
01:28:57I didn't believe
01:28:59You're inside
01:29:00You're in thé
01:29:00Maybe never