00:00Do the booking in here, do you have to speak?
00:02It's expensive, 50 quid to see if they're here,
00:05and then it's a billion pound when they are here, each.
00:09Baby, a new ultrasound.
00:11Hi, I need to speak to somebody.
00:14I've got a girlfriend called Chardonnay, right?
00:17Yeah.
00:17And we had a scare ages ago.
00:20Oh, dear.
00:21I know.
00:21Oh, I don't know how to say this.
00:23Please, is this confidentiality, this call?
00:26Of course it is, absolutely.
00:28Everything's confidential in this situation.
00:31What's your problem?
00:33The problem is, I think I'm going to be a dad.
00:36Oh, that's lovely.
00:38It's not lovely.
00:39It's not lovely.
00:40No.
00:41It's another girl.
00:44I know.
00:45I know.
00:46Oh, dear.
00:47I don't want Chardonnay to find out, but this other girl,
00:51she kissed me, I didn't kiss back.
00:52Oh, OK.
00:56But this girl...
00:58Yeah.
00:59She put her tongue in my mouth.
01:01And now I'm thinking, that's it.
01:03Well, boss, that's twins, that.
01:04I'm not really for one.
01:06Oh, dear.
01:07I think you're in a pickle.
01:08I am in a pickle.
01:09No.
01:09No.
