00:06Bingo, bingo, bongo!
00:08Ding!
00:11Are you really Matthew McConaughey?
00:13Yes, I am.
00:14Would you sleep with my girlfriend?
00:16No, I will not.
00:18Can I tell people that you do?
00:19No, you cannot.
00:20They ask me why you wanna ride around.
00:23Greetings, McConaughey!
00:25Is that Woody?
00:26What the hell are you doing here?
00:27I just needed time to decompress.
00:29Decompress for what?
00:31How is it that someone who lives with three women knows so little about women?
00:35Honestly, you can be very confounding as a gender.
00:41Maybe it's not a total coincident that you and Matthew are always scrapping like brothers.
00:47Mom, are you saying...
00:49You and Matthew might be brothers?
00:50Yes.
00:51Buckle up, chuckle.
00:53I will fed you, man!
00:55Am I being trafficked?
00:56If you know...
01:00We're going deep today, huh?
01:02This is all very dramatic.
01:04Of course I'm dramatic.
01:05I'm a f***ed as we have.
01:06You know...
01:09Oscar winner.
01:11Oscar...
01:11What do you call it when you don't?
01:14Nominee.
01:15Nominee.
01:15We do what we call it.
01:17Love is a good day.
01:18We'll be cooking today.
01:18So I'll be making sure we're refreshing.
01:20Do you have any time to add a bit more?
01:21Do you have any time to add?
01:21What do you call it?
01:22That there'll be obviously that at some pool.
01:22What do you call it?
01:25I actually don't know what to attribute to you.
01:27Send this to me.
