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⭐GENRE: The Chosen One, Future, Rags to Riches, Mind-Bending, Action
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00:00:07it's been 10 years since world war 3 since the nukes flew what's left of civilization is barely
00:00:13holding on the world we knew is gone so are its rules the world runs on one rule now eat
00:00:22or be eaten bartering is the only currency left
00:00:31i trade whatever scraps i can find just to stay alive
00:00:52that's it look man that's all your stuff's worth bring meds or booze next time those get you more
00:01:01gonna have to make this last all week last item of the day two lovely sisters early 20s healthy
00:01:09strong enough to work young enough to breathe
00:01:25what the hell seriously who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now exactly just another mouth to
00:01:33feed half the time they can't even work and if she gets knocked up you're even more screwed look at
00:01:39that skin and those tits when's the last time any of you fucked something this good limited time offer
00:01:46boys two for one place your bids i was the daughter of the richest family in the city
00:01:53now i'm being sold as a bundle deal i swear i could kill every one of those creeps
00:02:05suitable host detected system activation complete rescue mission required what the hell is this
00:02:10am i an only one seeing this this system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrialization
00:02:20its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after
00:02:28societal collapse
00:02:31terrestrial this thing is alien tech compatible partner confirmed rescue required to initiate
00:02:37finding failure will result in post death time remaining three minutes
00:02:44come on baby
00:02:55easy gentlemen don't get carried away this blade cuts everyone the same
00:03:02you want the girls then bid like everyone else if guns still existed i'd already have the girls no
00:03:08way i'm sitting through this stupid auction yeah if the war hadn't wiped out guns that knife wouldn't
00:03:12mean what if we buy them have our fun then sell them off and i guess we'll just dump them
00:03:19if they die
00:03:21works for me
00:03:24one can of food anyone gonna beat that
00:03:38no i can't let this happen if i don't stop it i'll die
00:03:46one can and a bag of candies
00:03:53wade those girls are mine don't you dare get in my way
00:03:59easy gentlemen the ladies are watching let's keep it civil
00:04:04all right you want to play i'll show you what you're up against
00:04:09two cans
00:04:13oh ho two cans looks like jasper's feeling generous today same assholes since high school the world's
00:04:20falling apart and they're still trying to screw me over what's wrong trash rat you scared come
00:04:25on show us what you've got first death in 30 seconds shoot i can't let jasper get his hands
00:04:32on the girls you're not laying a hand on them jasper i won't let that happen
00:04:38thank god he doesn't seem so bad it's not like the others he's different
00:04:47spouse affection increase detected reward granted item issued 20 cans of meat 20 cans of produce 20 units of
00:04:55purified water
00:05:10holy this is a lot of food
00:05:14i could live off this for months
00:05:21too bad looks like you're out of bids dude really thought he was the hero what a joke
00:05:32you actually think you can compete with me over women come on you've been a loser since high school
00:05:39nothing's changed money girls whatever it is i always get there first
00:05:45oh yeah what about these
00:06:02how how the hell does he have that much food
00:06:06no way i saw him trade for just two cans and a bag of candies
00:06:13whatever he bids i'll add one more can
00:06:22you're not stealing from me again jasper
00:06:27so are you bidding
00:06:37all right if no one else is bidding these sisters going to our friend here
00:06:41it's going once going twice
00:06:46soul rescue and host binding complete increase partner affection to unlock addition
00:07:08after you
00:07:11best trade i've ever made
00:07:15two beautiful wives in one go
00:07:18next time i see you it won't just be your rations i'm taking
00:07:36let's head back to mine but it's a bit of a walk from here
00:07:39ahhh let go of me you psychos
00:07:42a bit of a walk from here
00:08:06a bit of a walk from here
00:08:08a bit of a walk from here
00:08:13I... I know where Duncan keeps his goods.
00:08:16I can take you there.
00:08:28Oh, yeah?
00:08:30But first, let us take a look at the goods right here.
00:08:39I just had two women taken from me.
00:08:43I guess you'll have to help us work that anger out.
00:08:48No, no, no, no, no!
00:08:56Compatible spouse detected.
00:08:58Rescue required for binding.
00:09:00Failure to complete will result in host death.
00:09:03Time remaining, five minutes.
00:09:05This again?
00:09:06Only five minutes?
00:09:21Wait!
00:09:22You again?
00:09:24You're fucking dead.
00:09:26I'm gonna chop you into pieces and feed your sorry ass to the strays.
00:09:30Stay back!
00:09:31Watch it.
00:09:33Really?
00:09:34A bottle of water?
00:09:42Fuck!
00:09:43Last bottle I've got.
00:09:45I have to make this count.
00:09:49Where did you even get that?
00:09:50The wrecked car still had some gas in it.
00:09:52I siphoned just enough for one bottle.
00:09:54Just enough to scare him off.
00:09:55What?
00:09:56Then what do we do now?
00:10:07Take one more step, and I'll blow this place up.
00:10:15Damn it, Wade!
00:10:16You've got two of them already?
00:10:18Do you have to take her too?
00:10:2020 seconds.
00:10:21Fuck.
00:10:21Why won't they back off?
00:10:35Wade!
00:10:36You're dead, you hear me?
00:10:37This isn't over!
00:10:39This isn't over!
00:11:02Rescue mission complete.
00:11:04Partner count increased.
00:11:06Current total, three.
00:11:08You saved my life.
00:11:11Affection metrics.
00:11:12Sally, 10.
00:11:13Margaret, 15.
00:11:14Kate, 10.
00:11:17Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:11:19Rough around the edges, but he's got guts.
00:11:22Spouse affection levels increased.
00:11:24Rewards issued.
00:11:25Medicine, 10 units.
00:11:26AK-27, 1 unit.
00:11:28Ammunition, 100 rounds.
00:11:29Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:11:31An AK?
00:11:32Guns are extinct, and now I've got one?
00:11:34Food, meds, weapons?
00:11:35I might actually be the APEC.
00:11:37What the hell happened?
00:11:39Where'd everyone go?
00:11:42Shh.
00:11:43Let's move.
00:11:44It's not safe here.
00:11:46It's not safe here.
00:12:09Welcome to the Five Star Apocalypse Hotel.
00:12:11No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free.
00:12:16Hope you don't mind.
00:12:20You're kidding.
00:12:21How can this shoebox fit all four of us?
00:12:24I don't mind it at all.
00:12:26You saved us.
00:12:27That's already more than enough.
00:12:29We can clean this place up.
00:12:32It'll be fine.
00:12:36I'm Wade Ryder, and you are?
00:12:40Kate Grant, and this is my little sister.
00:12:44We survived one of the battles, then got caught.
00:12:48Hi, I'm Margaret.
00:12:55Really?
00:12:56None of you know who I am?
00:13:00I'm a Hollywood star.
00:13:04Country bumpers.
00:13:06I was supposed to escape with my dad,
00:13:10but he left without me.
00:13:12I got caught right after.
00:13:15From now on, we're your wives.
00:13:18I'll take good care of you.
00:13:24Let's eat first.
00:13:26Make yourselves comfortable.
00:13:27Food will be ready in a bit.
00:13:28I'll help.
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:33Damn, she really knows how to butter people up.
00:13:35And I was judging him just a second ago.
00:13:38Great.
00:13:39He probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:13:41Only Margaret would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:13:46But me, marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:13:53Hell no.
00:14:10Let's make chicken soup first, about half a gallon.
00:14:12See the line on the side?
00:14:14Fill it up right to there.
00:14:23Wow.
00:14:24How am I supposed to stay calm looking at that?
00:14:31Honey, what's wrong?
00:14:32What are you looking at?
00:14:35I, uh, I just don't want you wearing yourself out.
00:14:38Let me do it.
00:14:42Oh no, I'm really fine.
00:14:44You pulled me out of that auction.
00:14:46You saved me, so I'm your wife now.
00:14:49I can boil water and mop the floors for you.
00:14:52Anything to make you happy.
00:14:55Damn.
00:14:56What a pleasant surprise.
00:15:00Let me do it.
00:15:01Let me help you.
00:15:08Wade, you didn't just save me.
00:15:11You gave me food, a place to stay.
00:15:14I think I'd be happy if I could spend the rest of my life with you.
00:15:18Damn.
00:15:18This system, it's real.
00:15:23I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:15:25Wow.
00:15:25She's quick.
00:15:26Pretty cute.
00:15:27But charm?
00:15:28That's my strong suit.
00:15:30Alright, alright.
00:15:31Dinner will be ready soon.
00:15:32I'll help out.
00:15:34Ah!
00:15:39Oh no.
00:15:40I think I twisted my ankle.
00:15:43Wade, honey, can you help me up?
00:15:44I don't think I can stand.
00:15:46I can stand.
00:15:47Sally, are you okay?
00:15:49Try standing up and see...
00:15:50My legs feel so weak.
00:15:52Thank God you caught me.
00:15:54You're so strong.
00:15:55You make me feel safe.
00:15:56To be honest, I'm actually looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:16:16Honey, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:16:19I can keep you warm, give you massages, and maybe even...
00:16:36Back in school, all the girls called me a loser.
00:16:38Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting over me.
00:16:51What's going on in the kitchen?
00:16:55Nothing.
00:16:56Absolutely nothing.
00:16:57It's just really hot in there, that's all.
00:17:03Did Margaret and Sally really just get affectionate with this guy?
00:17:10At times like this, a woman's worth less than a cow.
00:17:13I wouldn't even be here if he didn't have all that food.
00:17:17These supplies won't last forever.
00:17:19I need to raise their favorability as soon as possible.
00:17:23All right, let's eat.
00:17:25Wade, you're such a good cook.
00:17:27This soup is absolutely delicious.
00:17:36Wade, why aren't you eating?
00:17:40I am eating.
00:17:41It's just...
00:17:42It's really hot in here.
00:17:51Sorry.
00:17:54Sally, what do you think you're doing?
00:18:01I'm just giving our husband a little massage.
00:18:06Honey, you must be worn out after cooking.
00:18:08Want to lie down for a bit?
00:18:10I can help you relax.
00:18:12Great idea.
00:18:13I'll help too.
00:18:30They're getting far too bold.
00:18:31If I don't make a move, will I get kicked out?
00:18:34It's just a massage, that's all.
00:18:35Just a massage.
00:18:39Too good to be true.
00:18:47Did you guys hear that?
00:18:52All right.
00:18:53Forget the massage.
00:18:55Looks like we need to find a new place right now.
00:19:01This ought to be enough for us to find a safer spot in Wasteland City.
00:19:06Margaret, are you all right?
00:19:10You're on your period, aren't you?
00:19:12Yeah.
00:19:13I'm fine.
00:19:14I'll stay here and rest.
00:19:15You guys go on ahead.
00:19:18If anyone comes, lock the door and don't make a sound.
00:19:23You wouldn't leave me here, would you?
00:19:26I'll be right back.
00:19:27I won't abandon my girls.
00:19:30Okay.
00:19:31Honey, I'll wait for you.
00:19:39That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:19:41Yeah.
00:19:42That bastard's living a good life right now.
00:19:44Three women waiting on him and more food than all of us combined.
00:19:46And we take it.
00:19:47Take everything.
00:19:53Wade, you're back so soon.
00:20:06Well, look at you.
00:20:09You look a lot better than last night.
00:20:16Good.
00:20:17Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:20:19At least I don't have to worry about Jasper showing up again.
00:20:24Wade, something's wrong.
00:20:34Margaret!
00:20:35Margaret!
00:20:43Wait, there's a note on the door.
00:20:48Your woman is in my hands.
00:20:50Bring the rest of your supplies to the junkyard if you want her back.
00:20:53It's Jasper and his guys.
00:20:55I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:21:01Judging by the tracks here and around the house, there were at least seven or eight of them.
00:21:05They must have teamed up with another group.
00:21:08Those guys are animals.
00:21:11Margaret!
00:21:11Margaret!
00:21:12Margaret!
00:21:13She might not have made it.
00:21:15No, she's still alive.
00:21:17There's no blood anywhere.
00:21:19And they need Margaret alive.
00:21:20She's leveraged for more supplies.
00:21:22That junkyard's definitely a trap.
00:21:25They're waiting for us to walk right into it.
00:21:30Then, what do we do?
00:21:33Both of you stay here.
00:21:34I'm going alone.
00:21:35Alone?
00:21:35Are you crazy?
00:21:37Don't be reckless, Wade.
00:21:38You can't just...
00:21:39Don't worry.
00:21:40I'll bring Margaret back.
00:21:42I've got a secret weapon.
00:21:54Wade was right.
00:21:56Margaret really is still alive.
00:21:58We promised we'd stay home.
00:22:00Why did we follow him?
00:22:03I don't trust him going alone.
00:22:06And my sister is in their hands.
00:22:15Boss, why don't we have a little fun with this one first?
00:22:18Stop thinking with your dick.
00:22:20Save your energy for the fight.
00:22:22Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:22:24Means he's got backup.
00:22:26We gotta stay sharp.
00:22:35Well, well.
00:22:36Look who showed up.
00:22:38You actually came alone?
00:22:39You here to die or bring us food?
00:22:43He's here because he's pussy whipped.
00:22:45Look at him, a horny fucking dog.
00:22:49Hey, Boone, right?
00:22:50Remember me?
00:22:51We were neighbors.
00:22:53Our moms used to play cards together.
00:22:54Don't even mention that card-adacted bitch to me.
00:22:57Did you bring the stuff or not?
00:22:59Sure did.
00:23:07Wade, go!
00:23:08Don't do this for me!
00:23:10Don't do this for me!
00:23:13Ah!
00:23:16Shut up!
00:23:18This isn't your place to speak!
00:23:37We can go hunting tonight.
00:23:39I know a spot-
00:23:40Everything okay?
00:23:45What?
00:23:49We had a deal.
00:23:51You get the goods, I get the girl.
00:23:53Right?
00:23:59What girl?
00:24:01I just handed you the supplies!
00:24:04Now, let Margaret go!
00:24:07Either of you see this idiot, give me anything?
00:24:10Nope.
00:24:11Never seen him before in my life.
00:24:13You heard him.
00:24:14Now beat it!
00:24:16Come on, man.
00:24:17Let's keep this fair.
00:24:27Oh no!
00:24:28He's surrounded!
00:24:29We need to help him!
00:24:31Are you insane?
00:24:32Look how many people there are!
00:24:34We need to run!
00:24:35Now!
00:24:36Before anyone sees us!
00:24:41You sure you want to break the rules?
00:24:49Oh, I get it now.
00:24:50I know what you guys are going to do.
00:24:52Be smart!
00:24:54Get the fuck out!
00:24:55I gave you a chance.
00:25:12Life of the day!
00:25:14Two lovely sisters!
00:25:16Early twenties!
00:25:17Healthy!
00:25:18Strong enough to work!
00:25:19Young enough to breathe!
00:25:22What the hell?
00:25:23Seriously?
00:25:24Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:25:26Exactly.
00:25:27Just another mouth to feed.
00:25:29Half the time they can't even work.
00:25:31And if she gets knocked up, you're even more screwed.
00:25:33Look at that skin and those tits!
00:25:35When's the last time any of you fucked something this good?
00:25:38Limited time offer, boys!
00:25:40Two for one!
00:25:41Place your bids!
00:25:43I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:25:46Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:25:49I swear, I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:25:57Suitable host detected.
00:25:58System activation complete.
00:26:00Rescue mission required.
00:26:01What the hell is this?
00:26:02Am I an only one scientist?
00:26:04Compatible partner confirmed.
00:26:06Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:26:08Failure will result in host death.
00:26:10Time remaining three minutes.
00:26:13Death?
00:26:14Come on, baby!
00:26:23Easy, gentlemen!
00:26:25Don't get carried away.
00:26:26This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:26:29You want the girls?
00:26:30Then bid like everyone else.
00:26:32If guns still existed, I'd already have the girls.
00:26:34No way I'm sitting through this stupid auction.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:37If the war hadn't wiped out guns, that knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:26:40What if we buy them, have our fun, and sell them off?
00:26:43And I guess we'll just dump them if they die.
00:26:47Works for me.
00:26:50One can of food!
00:26:51Anyone gonna beat that?
00:27:02No.
00:27:03I can't let this happen.
00:27:04If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:27:10One can and a bag of candies!
00:27:15Wade?
00:27:16Those girls are mine!
00:27:18Don't you dare get in my way!
00:27:21Easy, gentlemen.
00:27:23The ladies are watching.
00:27:24Let's keep it civil.
00:27:26All right, you want to play?
00:27:27I'll show you what you're up against.
00:27:30Two cans!
00:27:34Oh-ho, two cans!
00:27:36Looks like Jasper's feeling generous today!
00:27:38Same asshole's high school.
00:27:39The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:27:43What's wrong, trash rat?
00:27:44You scared?
00:27:45Come on, show us what you've got!
00:27:47First death in 30 seconds.
00:27:49Shoot.
00:27:50I can't let Jasper get his hands on the girls.
00:27:52You're not laying a hand on them, Jasper.
00:27:54I won't let that happen.
00:27:57Thank God.
00:27:58He doesn't seem so bad.
00:28:00He's not like the others.
00:28:02He's different.
00:28:04Spouse affection increase detected.
00:28:07Reward granted.
00:28:08Item issued.
00:28:0920 cans of meat.
00:28:1020 cans of produce.
00:28:1120 units of purified water.
00:28:24Holy shit, this is a lot of food.
00:28:28I could live off this for months.
00:28:34Ah, too bad.
00:28:36Looks like you're out of bids.
00:28:37Dude, really thought he was the hero.
00:28:39What a joke.
00:28:44You actually think you can compete with me over women?
00:28:48Come on, you've been a loser since high school.
00:28:51Nothing's changed.
00:28:52Money, girls, whatever it is, I always get there first.
00:28:57Oh, yeah?
00:28:58What about these?
00:29:12How the hell does he have that much food?
00:29:16No way!
00:29:17I saw him trade for just two cans and a bag of candies.
00:29:22Whatever he bids, I'll add one more can.
00:29:30You're not stealing from me again, Jasper.
00:29:34So are you bidding?
00:29:43All right, if no one else is bidding, these sisters go into our friend here.
00:29:48Going once.
00:29:50Going twice.
00:29:51Sold!
00:29:52Rescue and host binding complete.
00:29:54Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:30:12After you.
00:30:15Best trade I've ever made.
00:30:18Two beautiful wives in one go.
00:30:21Next time I see you, it won't just be your rations I'm taking.
00:30:36Let's head back to mine, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:30:39Let go of me, you psycho!
00:30:42Let go!
00:31:02I told you, I knew Duncan's hoarding a girl himself.
00:31:09I, I know where Duncan keeps his goods.
00:31:13I can take you there.
00:31:23Oh yeah?
00:31:25But first, let us take a look at the goods right here.
00:31:33I just had two women taken from me.
00:31:38Guess you'll have to help us work that anger out.
00:31:40Ah!
00:31:42Oh no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:31:49Compatible spouse detected.
00:31:51Rescue required for binding.
00:31:52Failure to complete will result in host death.
00:31:55Time remaining five minutes.
00:31:57This again?
00:31:59In only five minutes?
00:32:11Wait!
00:32:12You again?
00:32:14You're fucking dead!
00:32:16I'm gonna chop you into pieces and feed your sorry ass to the strays!
00:32:20Stay back!
00:32:23Really?
00:32:24A bottle of water?
00:32:31Fuck!
00:32:32Last bottle I've got.
00:32:34I have to make this count.
00:32:36Where did you even get that?
00:32:37The wrecked car still had some gas in it.
00:32:39I siphoned just enough for one bottle.
00:32:41Just enough to scare him off.
00:32:42What?
00:32:43Then what do we do now?
00:32:52Take one more step, and I'll blow this place up.
00:33:00Damn it, Wade!
00:33:01You've got two of them already?
00:33:03Do you have to take her too?
00:33:05Fuck!
00:33:06Why won't they back off?
00:33:08Fuck!
00:33:09Fuck!
00:33:10Fuck!
00:33:12Fuck!
00:33:18Wait!
00:33:19You're dead!
00:33:19You hear me?
00:33:20This isn't over!
00:33:23Fuck!
00:33:43Rescue mission complete.
00:33:45Partner count increased.
00:33:46Current total, three.
00:33:48You saved my life.
00:33:51Affection metrics, Sally, ten.
00:33:53Margaret, fifteen.
00:33:54Kate, ten.
00:33:56Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:33:58Rough around the edges, but he's got guts.
00:34:01Spouse affection levels increased.
00:34:03Rewards issued.
00:34:03Medicine, ten units.
00:34:05AK-27, one unit.
00:34:06Ammunition, one hundred rounds.
00:34:07Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:34:09An AK?
00:34:10Guns are...
00:34:15What the hell happened?
00:34:17Where'd everyone go?
00:34:19Shh.
00:34:20Let's move.
00:34:21It's not safe here.
00:34:44Welcome to the Five Star Apocalypse Hotel.
00:34:47No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free.
00:34:51Hope you don't mind.
00:34:55You're kidding.
00:34:56How can this shoebox fit all four of us?
00:34:58I don't mind it at all.
00:35:00You saved us.
00:35:01That's already more than enough.
00:35:03We can clean this place up.
00:35:06It'll be fine.
00:35:09I'm Wade Ryder, and you are?
00:35:13Kate Grant, and this is my little sister.
00:35:16We survived one of the battles, then got caught.
00:35:20Hi, I'm Margaret.
00:35:26I'm a Hollywood star.
00:35:28None of you know who I am?
00:35:31I'm a Hollywood star!
00:35:34Country bumpers.
00:35:36I was supposed to escape with my dad.
00:35:39But he left without me.
00:35:41I got caught right after.
00:35:44From now on, we're your wives
00:35:47I'll take good care of you
00:35:53Let's eat first, make yourselves comfortable
00:35:55Food will be ready in a bit
00:35:56I'll help
00:35:57Okay
00:36:00Damn, she really knows how to butter people up
00:36:03And I was judging him just a second ago
00:36:06Great, he probably thinks I'm a pain
00:36:08Only Margaret would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him
00:36:13But me, marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:36:19Hell no
00:36:34Let's make chicken soup first, about half a gallon
00:36:36See the line on the side? Fill it up right to there
00:36:46Wow, how am I supposed to stay calm looking at that?
00:36:53Honey, what's wrong? What are you looking at?
00:36:57I, uh, I just don't want you wearing yourself out
00:36:59Let me do it
00:37:03Oh no, I'm really fine
00:37:05You pulled me out of that auction
00:37:07You saved me, so I'm your wife now
00:37:09I can boil water and mop the floors for you
00:37:12Anything to make you happy
00:37:15Damn, what a pleasant surprise
00:37:20Let me do it
00:37:20Let me help you
00:37:27Wait, you didn't just save me
00:37:29You gave me food, a place to stay
00:37:32I think I'd be happy if I could spend the rest of my life with you
00:37:36Damn, this system, it's real
00:37:39I just finished cleaning the living room
00:37:41Wow, she's quick, pretty cute
00:37:43But charm, that's my strong suit
00:37:45Alright, alright, dinner will be ready soon
00:37:47I'll help out
00:37:54Oh no, I think I twisted my ankle
00:37:57Wade, honey, can you help me up? I don't think I can stand
00:38:01Sally, are you okay? Try standing up and see
00:38:03My legs feel so weak
00:38:05Thank God you caught me
00:38:07You're so strong, you make me feel safe
00:38:10To be honest, I'm actually looking forward to sleeping beside you tonight
00:38:28Honey, you should sleep with me tonight
00:38:30I can keep you warm, give you massages, and maybe even
00:38:46Back in school, all the girls called me a loser
00:38:48Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting over me
00:38:57Uh, what's going on in the kitchen?
00:39:02Nothing, absolutely nothing
00:39:04It's just really hot in there, that's all
00:39:09Did Margaret and Sally really just get affectionate with this guy?
00:39:16At times like this, a woman's worth less than a cow
00:39:18I wouldn't even be here if he didn't have all that food
00:39:22These supplies won't last forever
00:39:23I need to raise their favorability as soon as possible
00:39:28All right, let's eat
00:39:30Wade, you're such a good cook
00:39:31This soup is absolutely delicious
00:39:40Wade, why aren't you eating?
00:39:43I am eating
00:39:44It's just, it's really hot in here
00:39:53Sorry
00:39:56Sally, what do you think you're doing?
00:40:02I'm just giving our husband a little massage
00:40:06Honey, you must be worn out after cooking
00:40:08Want to lie down for a bit? I can help you relax
00:40:12Great idea, I'll help too
00:40:28They're getting far too bold
00:40:30If I don't make a move, will I get kicked out?
00:40:32It's just a massage, that's all
00:40:33Just a massage
00:40:36Too good to be true
00:40:44Did you guys hear that?
00:40:49All right
00:40:50Forget the massage
00:40:50Looks like we need to find a new place
00:40:52Right now
00:40:55This ought to be enough for us to find a safer spot
00:40:57In Wasteland City
00:41:00Margaret, are you all right?
00:41:03You're on your period, aren't you?
00:41:05Yeah, I'm fine
00:41:07I'll stay here and rest
00:41:08You guys go on ahead
00:41:10If anyone comes, lock the door and don't make a sound
00:41:15You wouldn't leave me here, would you?
00:41:18I'll be right back
00:41:19I won't abandon my girls
00:41:21Okay
00:41:22Honey, I'll wait for you
00:41:30That's the place I told you about, boss
00:41:31Yeah
00:41:32That bastard's living the good life right now
00:41:34Three women waiting on him
00:41:35And more food than all of us combined
00:41:36I mean, take it
00:41:37Take everything
00:41:43Wade?
00:41:44You're back so soon
00:41:54Well, look at you
00:41:55You look a lot better than last night
00:42:03Good
00:42:03Upgraded our place with supplies
00:42:05At least I don't have to worry about Jasper showing up again
00:42:09Wade
00:42:09Something's wrong
00:42:19Margaret!
00:42:20Margaret!
00:42:27Wait, there's a note on the door
00:42:31Your woman is in my hands
00:42:33Bring the rest of your supplies to the junkyard if you want her back
00:42:36It's Jasper and his guys
00:42:38I should have killed them when I had the chance
00:42:44Judging by the tracks here and around the house
00:42:45There were at least seven or eight of them
00:42:47They must have teamed up with another group
00:42:49Those guys are animals
00:42:52Margaret
00:42:53She might not have made it
00:42:56No, she's still alive
00:42:58There's no blood anywhere
00:42:59And they need Margaret alive
00:43:01She's leveraged for more supplies
00:43:02That junkyard's definitely a trap
00:43:04They're waiting for us to walk right into it
00:43:08Then
00:43:10What do we do?
00:43:12Both of you stay here
00:43:13I'm going alone
00:43:14Alone?
00:43:14Are you crazy?
00:43:16Don't be reckless, Wade
00:43:17You can't just
00:43:18Don't worry
00:43:18I'll bring Margaret back
00:43:21I've got a secret weapon
00:43:42It's been ten years since World War 3
00:43:45Since the nukes flew
00:43:46What's left of civilization is barely holding on
00:43:49The world we knew is gone
00:43:53So are its rules
00:43:55The world runs on one rule now
00:43:57Eat or be eaten
00:43:59Bartering is the only currency left
00:44:06I trade whatever scraps I can find
00:44:08Just to stay alive
00:44:26Just to stay alive
00:44:28That's it?
00:44:29Look, man, that's all your stuff's worth
00:44:30Bring meds or booze next time
00:44:32Those get you more
00:44:36Gonna have to make this last all week
00:44:38Last item of the day
00:44:40Two lovely sisters
00:44:42Early twenties
00:44:44Healthy
00:44:45Strong enough to work
00:44:46Young enough to breathe
00:45:00What the hell
00:45:03Seriously?
00:45:04Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:45:07Exactly
00:45:07Just another mouth to feed
00:45:10Half the time they can't even work
00:45:11And if she gets knocked up
00:45:13You're even more screwed
00:45:14Look at that skin and those tits
00:45:16When's the last time any of you
00:45:18Fucked something this good?
00:45:20Limited time offer, boys
00:45:22Two for one
00:45:23Place your bids
00:45:26I was the daughter of the richest family in the city
00:45:29Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal
00:45:32I swear
00:45:33I could kill every one of those creeps
00:45:40Suitable host detected
00:45:42System activation complete
00:45:43Rescue mission required
00:45:45What the hell is this?
00:45:47Am I the only one seeing this?
00:45:50This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrialization
00:45:56Its purpose is to select a host
00:45:58And bind compatible
00:46:00Partners
00:46:01In order to preserve humanity after societal collapse
00:46:06Terrestrial?
00:46:08This thing is alien tech?
00:46:09Compatible partner confirmed
00:46:11Rescue required to initiate binding
00:46:13Failure will result in host death
00:46:15Time remaining three minutes
00:46:17Death?
00:46:20Come on baby
00:46:30Easy gentlemen
00:46:32Don't get carried away
00:46:34This blade cuts everyone the same
00:46:37You want the girls?
00:46:38Then bid like everyone else
00:46:40If guns still existed
00:46:41I'd already have the girls
00:46:43No way I'm sitting through this stupid auction
00:46:45Yeah
00:46:45If the war hadn't wiped out guns
00:46:47That knife wouldn't mean shit
00:46:49What if we buy them
00:46:50Have our fun
00:46:51Then sell them off
00:46:53And I guess we'll just dump them if they die
00:46:57Works for me
00:47:00One can of food
00:47:02Anyone gonna beat that?
00:47:13No
00:47:14I can't let this happen
00:47:15If I don't stop it I'll die
00:47:22One can
00:47:23And a bag of candies
00:47:28Wade?
00:47:29Those girls are mine
00:47:30Don't you dare
00:47:32Get in my way
00:47:35Easy gentlemen
00:47:36The ladies are watching
00:47:37Let's keep it civil
00:47:40Alright you wanna play?
00:47:41I'll show you what you're up against
00:47:45Toucans
00:47:49Oh ho
00:47:50Toucans
00:47:50Looks like Jasper's feeling generous today
00:47:53Same assholes since high school
00:47:55The world's falling apart
00:47:56And they're still trying to screw me over
00:47:58What's wrong trash rat?
00:48:00You scared?
00:48:00Come on show us what you've got
00:48:03First death in 30 seconds
00:48:05Shoot
00:48:06I can't let Jasper get his hands on the girls
00:48:08You're not laying a hand on them Jasper
00:48:11I won't let that happen
00:48:14Thank god
00:48:15He doesn't seem so bad
00:48:17It's not like the others
00:48:19It's not like the others
00:48:19It's different
00:48:22Spouse affection increase detected
00:48:24Reward granted
00:48:26Item issued
00:48:2720 cans of meat
00:48:2820 cans of produce
00:48:3020 units of purified water
00:48:46Holy shit
00:48:47Holy shit
00:48:47This is a lot of food
00:48:50I could live off this for months
00:48:57Too bad
00:48:57Looks like you're out of bids
00:48:59Dude really thought he was the hero
00:49:01What a joke
00:49:07You actually think you can compete with me over women
00:49:11Come on you've been a loser since high school
00:49:14Nothing's changed
00:49:15Money, girls, whatever it is
00:49:17I always get there first
00:49:21Oh yeah?
00:49:22What about these?
00:49:37How the hell does he have that much food?
00:49:42No way
00:49:42I saw him trade for just two cans and a bag of candies
00:49:49Whatever he bids I'll add one more can
00:49:57You're not stealing from me again, Jasper
00:50:02So are you bidding?
00:50:12Alright, if no one else is bidding
00:50:14These sisters go into our friend here
00:50:17Going once
00:50:19Going twice
00:50:20I sold
00:50:22Rescue and host binding complete
00:50:24Increase partner affection to unlock addition
00:50:43After you
00:50:47Best trade I've ever made
00:50:51Two beautiful wives in one go
00:50:53Next time I see you
00:50:55It won't just be your rations I'm taking
00:51:12Let's head back to mine
00:51:13But it's a bit of a walk from here
00:51:14Let go of me
00:51:16Let go of me
00:51:44So
00:51:48I know where Duncan keeps his goods
00:51:52I can take you there
00:52:03Oh yeah?
00:52:05But first
00:52:06Let us take a look at the goods
00:52:08Let us take a look at the goods right here
00:52:14I just had two women taken from me
00:52:19Guess you'll have to help us work that anger out
00:52:32Compatible spouse detected
00:52:33Rescue required for binding
00:52:35Failure to complete will result in host death
00:52:38Time remaining
00:52:39Five minutes
00:52:40This again?
00:52:42Only five minutes?
00:52:56Wait!
00:52:58You again?
00:52:59You're fucking dead
00:53:01I'm gonna chop you into pieces
00:53:03And feed your sorry ass to the strays
00:53:06Stay back
00:53:09Really?
00:53:10A bottle of water?
00:53:17Fuck
00:53:19Last bottle I've got
00:53:20I have to make this count
00:53:24Where did you even get that?
00:53:25The wrecked car still had some gas in it
00:53:27I siphoned just enough for one bottle
00:53:29Just enough to scare him off
00:53:31What?
00:53:32Then what do we do now?
00:53:42Take one more step
00:53:43And I'll blow this place up
00:53:51Damn it, Wade!
00:53:52You've got two of them already
00:53:53Do you have to take her too?
00:53:56Fuck
00:53:57Why won't they back off?
00:54:10Wade!
00:54:11You're dead, you hear me?
00:54:13This isn't over
00:54:38Rescue mission complete
00:54:39Partner count increased
00:54:41Current total, three
00:54:43Thank you
00:54:43You saved my life
00:54:46Affection metrics
00:54:47Sally, ten
00:54:48Margaret, fifteen
00:54:50Kate, ten
00:54:52Maybe I can trust this guy
00:54:54Rough around the edges
00:54:56But he's got guts
00:54:57Spouse affection levels increased
00:54:59Rewards issued
00:55:00Medicine, ten units
00:55:01AK-27
00:55:02One unit
00:55:03Ammunition, one hundred rounds
00:55:04Items can be retrieved at any time
00:55:06An AK?
00:55:07Guns are extinct
00:55:08And now I've got one?
00:55:09Food, meds, weapons?
00:55:11I might actually be the APEC
00:55:12What the hell happened?
00:55:15Where'd everyone go?
00:55:17Shh
00:55:18Let's move
00:55:19It's not safe here
00:55:44Welcome to the five-star apocalypse hotel
00:55:47No hot water, no bed sheets
00:55:49But hey, it's free
00:55:52Hope you don't mind
00:55:56You're kidding
00:55:56How can this shoebox fit all four of us?
00:55:59I don't mind it at all
00:56:02You saved us
00:56:03That's already more than enough
00:56:05We can clean this place up
00:56:08It'll be fine
00:56:11I'm Wade Ryder
00:56:13And you are?
00:56:16Kate Grant
00:56:17And this is my little sister
00:56:19We survived one of the battles
00:56:22Then got caught
00:56:23Hi, I'm Margaret
00:56:31Really?
00:56:32None of you know who I am?
00:56:36I'm a Hollywood star
00:56:39Country bumpers
00:56:42I was supposed to escape with my dad
00:56:45But he left without me
00:56:47I got caught right after
00:56:50From now on, we're your wives
00:56:53I'll take good care of you
00:57:00Let's eat first
00:57:01Make yourselves comfortable
00:57:02Food will be ready in a bit
00:57:03I'll help
00:57:05Okay
00:57:08Damn
00:57:09She really knows how to butter people up
00:57:11And I was judging him just a second ago
00:57:13Great
00:57:14He probably thinks I'm a pain
00:57:17Only Margaret would be naive enough
00:57:19To fall for a guy like him
00:57:21But me?
00:57:22Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:57:29Hell no
00:57:46Let's make chicken soup first
00:57:47About half a gallon
00:57:48See the line on the side?
00:57:49Fill it up right to there
00:57:58Wow
00:57:59How am I supposed to stay calm looking at that?
00:58:07Honey, what's wrong?
00:58:08What are you looking at?
00:58:11I, uh
00:58:11I just don't want you wearing yourself out
00:58:13Let me do it
00:58:17Oh no, I'm really fine
00:58:19You pulled me out of that auction
00:58:21You saved me
00:58:23So I'm your wife now
00:58:24I can boil water
00:58:25And mop the floors for you
00:58:27Anything to make you happy
00:58:30Damn
00:58:31What a pleasant surprise
00:58:34Let me do it
00:58:35When you come to me
00:58:36Let me do it
00:58:36Let me help you
00:58:37Let me do things to me
00:58:39So much heat
00:58:41Make you sweat my blood
00:58:43Wade
00:58:44You didn't just save me
00:58:46You gave me food
00:58:47A place to stay
00:58:49I think I'd be happy
00:58:50If I could spend the rest of my life with you
00:58:53Damn
00:58:53This system
00:58:55It's real
00:58:58I just finished cleaning the living room
00:59:00Wow
00:59:00She's quick
00:59:01Pretty cute
00:59:02But charm
00:59:03That's my strong suit
00:59:05Alright, alright
00:59:06Dinner will be ready soon
00:59:07I'll help out
00:59:15Oh no
00:59:16I think I twisted my ankle
00:59:18Wade, honey
00:59:19Can you help me up?
00:59:20I don't think I can stand
00:59:23Sally, are you okay?
00:59:24Try standing up and see
00:59:25My legs feel so weak
00:59:27Thank God you caught me
00:59:29You're so strong
00:59:30You make me feel safe
00:59:32To be honest
00:59:33I'm actually looking forward
00:59:34To sleeping with you tonight
00:59:52Honey, you should sleep with me tonight
00:59:54I can keep you warm
00:59:56Give you massages
00:59:58And maybe even
01:00:11Back in school
01:00:12All the girls called me a loser
01:00:14Now I've got two gorgeous women
01:00:16Fighting over me
01:00:25Uh, what's going on in the kitchen?
01:00:30Nothing
01:00:31Absolutely nothing
01:00:33It's just really hot in there
01:00:34That's all
01:00:38Did Margaret and Sally
01:00:39Really just get affectionate
01:00:41With this guy?
01:00:45At times like this
01:00:47A woman's worth less than a cow
01:00:48I wouldn't even be here
01:00:50If he didn't have all that food
01:00:52These supplies won't last forever
01:00:54I need to raise their favorability
01:00:56As soon as possible
01:00:59All right
01:00:59Let's eat
01:01:01Wade, you're such a good cook
01:01:03This soup is absolutely delicious
01:01:12Wade, why aren't you eating?
01:01:15I am eating
01:01:16It's just
01:01:17It's really hot in here
01:01:27Sorry
01:01:27Sorry
01:01:30Sally, what do you think you're doing?
01:01:36I'm just giving our husband a little massage
01:01:41Honey, you must be worn out after cooking
01:01:43Want to lie down for a bit?
01:01:45I can help you relax
01:01:47Great idea
01:01:48I'll help too
01:02:05They're getting far too bold
01:02:07If I don't make a move
01:02:08Will I get kicked out?
01:02:09It's just a massage
01:02:10That's all
01:02:11Just a massage
01:02:14Too good to be true
01:02:22Did you guys hear that?
01:02:28All right
01:02:29Forget the massage
01:02:30Looks like we need to find a new place
01:02:31Right now
01:02:36This ought to be enough for us to find a safer spot
01:02:38Out in Wasteland City
01:02:41Margaret, are you all right?
01:02:45You're on your period, aren't you?
01:02:48Yeah
01:02:49I'm fine
01:02:49I'll stay here and rest
01:02:50You guys go on ahead
01:02:53If anyone comes
01:02:54Lock the door
01:02:55And don't make a sound
01:02:58You wouldn't leave me here
01:02:59Would you?
01:03:02I'll be right back
01:03:03I won't abandon my girls
01:03:05Okay
01:03:06Honey, I'll wait for you
01:03:15That's the place I told you about, boss?
01:03:17Yeah
01:03:17That bastard's living a good life right now
01:03:19Three women waiting on him
01:03:20And more food than all of us combined
01:03:21And we take it
01:03:23Take everything
01:03:29Wade?
01:03:30You're back so soon
01:03:42Well, look at you
01:03:44You look a lot better than last night
01:03:52Good
01:03:52Upgraded our place with supplies
01:03:54At least I don't have to worry about Jasper showing up again
01:03:59Wade!
01:04:00Something's wrong!
01:04:10Margaret!
01:04:11Margaret!
01:04:19Wait, there's a note on the door
01:04:23Your woman is in my hands
01:04:25Bring the rest of your supplies to the junkyard if you want her back
01:04:28It's Jasper and his guys
01:04:30I should have killed them when I had the chance
01:04:37Judging by the tracks here and around the house
01:04:39There were at least seven or eight of them
01:04:41They must have teamed up with another group
01:04:43Those guys are animals
01:04:46Margaret!
01:04:48She might not have made it
01:04:50No, she's still alive
01:04:52There's no blood anywhere
01:04:54There's no blood anywhere
01:04:54And they need Margaret alive
01:04:56She's leveraged for more supplies
01:04:58That junkyard's definitely a trap
01:05:00They're waiting for us to walk right into it
01:05:05Then...
01:05:05What do we do?
01:05:08Both of you stay here
01:05:09I'm going alone
01:05:10Alone?
01:05:11Are you crazy?
01:05:12Don't be reckless, Wade
01:05:14You can't just...
01:05:15Don't worry
01:05:15I'll bring Margaret back
01:05:18I've got a secret weapon
01:05:30Wade was right
01:05:31Margaret really is still alive
01:05:33We promised we'd stay home
01:05:35Why did we follow him?
01:05:39I don't trust him going alone
01:05:41And my sister is in their hands
01:05:50Boss
01:05:50Why don't we have a little fun with this one first?
01:05:53Stop thinking with your dick
01:05:55Save your energy for the fight
01:05:57Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone
01:05:59Means he's got backup
01:06:01We gotta stay sharp
01:06:11Well, well, look who showed up
01:06:13You actually came alone?
01:06:15You here to die or bring us food?
01:06:19He's here because he's pussy whipped
01:06:20Look at him, a horny fucking dog
01:06:24Hey, Boone, right?
01:06:26Remember me?
01:06:27We were neighbors
01:06:27Our moms used to play cards together
01:06:29Don't even mention that carded-acted bitch to me
01:06:32Did you bring the stuff or not?
01:06:34Sure did
01:06:42Wade, go!
01:06:43Don't do this for me!
01:06:48Ah!
01:06:52Shut up!
01:06:53This isn't your place to speak
01:07:12We can go hunting tonight
01:07:14I know a spot
01:07:15Hey, Boone
01:07:16Everything okay?
01:07:20What?
01:07:25We had a deal
01:07:26We had a deal
01:07:27You get the goods, I get the girl
01:07:28Right?
01:07:35What girl?
01:07:37I just handed you the supplies
01:07:39Now, let Margaret go
01:07:43Either of you see this idiot, give me anything?
01:07:46Nope
01:07:46Never seen him before in my life
01:07:48You heard him
01:07:49Now beat it
01:07:51Come on, man
01:07:52Let's keep this fair
01:08:02Oh, no
01:08:03He's surrounded
01:08:04We need to help him
01:08:06Are you insane?
01:08:08Look how many people there are
01:08:09We need to run
01:08:11Now
01:08:11Before anyone sees us
01:08:17You sure you want to break the rules?
01:08:19No
01:08:24Oh, I get it now
01:08:26I know what you guys are going to do
01:08:28Be smart
01:08:29Get the fuck out
01:08:31I gave you a chance
01:08:57What the hell?
01:08:58Seriously?
01:08:59Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
01:09:02Exactly
01:09:02Just another mouth to feed
01:09:04Half the time they can't even work
01:09:06And if she gets knocked up
01:09:07You're even more screwed
01:09:08Look at that skin and those tits
01:09:10When's the last time any of you fucked something this good?
01:09:14Limited time offer, boys
01:09:15Two for one
01:09:16Place your bids
01:09:19I was the daughter of the richest family in the city
01:09:22Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal
01:09:24I swear
01:09:25I could kill every one of those creeps
01:09:32Suitable host detected
01:09:33System activation complete
01:09:35Rescue mission required
01:09:36What the hell is this?
01:09:38Am I an only one student?
01:09:40Compatible partner confirmed
01:09:41Rescue required to initiate binding
01:09:43Failure will result in host death
01:09:45Time remaining
01:09:46Three minutes
01:09:48Death?
01:09:49Come on, baby!
01:09:58Easy, gentlemen!
01:10:00Don't get carried away
01:10:01This blade cuts everyone the same
01:10:04You want the girls?
01:10:05Then bid like everyone else
01:10:07If guns still existed
01:10:08I'd already have the girls
01:10:09No way I'm sitting through this stupid auction
01:10:11Yeah
01:10:12If the war hadn't wiped out guns
01:10:13That knife wouldn't mean shit
01:10:15What if we buy them
01:10:16Have our fun
01:10:17Then sell them off
01:10:19And I guess we'll just dump them if they die
01:10:22Works for me
01:10:25One can of food!
01:10:27Anyone gonna beat that?
01:10:37No, I can't let this happen
01:10:39If I don't stop it, I'll die
01:10:45One can and a bag of candies
01:10:50Wade?
01:10:51Those girls are mine
01:10:53Don't you dare get in my way
01:10:57Easy, gentlemen
01:10:58The ladies are watching
01:10:59Let's keep it civil
01:11:01Alright, you wanna play?
01:11:03I'll show you what you're up against
01:11:06Two cans!
01:11:09Oh ho, two cans!
01:11:11Looks like Jasper's feeling generous today!
01:11:13Same asshole's high school
01:11:15The world's falling apart
01:11:16And they're still trying to screw me over
01:11:18What's wrong, trash rat?
01:11:19You scared?
01:11:20Come on, show us what you've got!
01:11:22First death in 30 seconds
01:11:24Shoot, I can't let Jasper get his hands on the girls
01:11:27You're not laying a hand on them, Jasper
01:11:29I won't let that happen
01:11:32Thank God
01:11:33He doesn't seem so bad
01:11:36He's not like the others
01:11:37He's different
01:11:40Spouse affection increase detected
01:11:42Reward granted
01:11:43Item issued
01:11:4420 cans of meat
01:11:4520 cans of produce
01:11:4720 units of purified water
01:12:00Holy shit
01:12:01This is a lot of food
01:12:04I could live off this for months
01:12:10Too bad
01:12:11Looks like you're out of bids
01:12:12Dude, really thought he was the hero
01:12:14What a joke
01:12:20You actually think you can compete with me over women?
01:12:23Come on, you've been a loser since high school
01:12:26Nothing's changed
01:12:27Money, girls, whatever it is
01:12:28I always get there first
01:12:32Oh yeah?
01:12:33What about these?
01:12:47How the hell does he have that much food?
01:12:51No way
01:12:52I saw him trade for just two cans and a bag of candies
01:12:57Whatever he bids, I'll add one more can
01:13:05You're not stealing from me again, Jasper
01:13:10So are you bidding?
01:13:19All right, if no one else is bidding
01:13:21These sisters go into our friend here
01:13:24Going once
01:13:25Going twice
01:13:26Sold!
01:13:28Rescue and host binding complete
01:13:29Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards
01:13:47After you
01:13:50Best trade I've ever made
01:13:54Two beautiful wives in one go
01:13:56Next time I see you
01:13:58It won't just be your rations I'm taking
01:14:12Let's head back to mine
01:14:13But it's a bit of a walk from here
01:14:15Let go of me, you psycho!
01:14:38I told you
01:14:39I knew Duncan's hoarding a girl himself
01:14:44I...
01:14:45I...
01:14:46I know where Duncan keeps his goods
01:14:48I can take you there
01:14:58Oh yeah?
01:15:00But first
01:15:01Let us take a look at the goods
01:15:03Right here
01:15:09I just had two women taken from me
01:15:13Guess you'll have to help us work that anger out
01:15:25Compatible spouse detected
01:15:26Rescue required for binding
01:15:28Failure to complete will result in host death
01:15:30Time remaining five minutes
01:15:33This again?
01:15:34In only five minutes?
01:15:47Wait!
01:15:48You again?
01:15:50You're fucking dead
01:15:51I'm gonna chop you into pieces
01:15:53And feed your sorry ass to the strays
01:15:56Stay back!
01:15:58Really?
01:15:59A bottle of water?
01:16:06Fuck!
01:16:07Last bottle I've got
01:16:09I have to make this count
01:16:12Where did you even get that?
01:16:13The wrecked car still had some gas in it
01:16:14I siphoned just enough for one bottle
01:16:16Just enough to scare him off
01:16:17What?
01:16:18Then what do we do now?
01:16:28Take one more step
01:16:29And I'll blow this place up
01:16:36Damn it Wade!
01:16:37You've got two of them already!
01:16:38Do you have to take her too?
01:16:41Fuck!
01:16:42Why won't they back off?
01:16:47Fuck!
01:16:53Wait!
01:16:54You're dead!
01:16:55You hear me?
01:16:56This isn't over!
01:17:18rescue mission complete partner count increased current total three thank you you saved my life
01:17:25affection metrics sally 10 margaret 15 kate 10. maybe i can trust this guy rough around the edges
01:17:35but he's got guts spouse affection levels increased rewards issued medicine 10 units
01:17:40ak-27 one unit ammunition 100 rounds items can be retrieved at any time an ak
01:17:50what the hell happened where'd everyone go shh let's move it's not safe here
01:18:19welcome to the five star apocalypse hotel no hot water no bed sheets but hey it's free
01:18:26hope you don't mind you're kidding how can this shoe box fit all four of us
01:18:33i don't mind it at all you saved us that's already more than enough we can clean this place up
01:18:41it'll be fine
01:18:45i'm wade rider and you are
01:18:48kate grant and this is my little sister we survived one of the battles
01:18:54then got caught hi i'm margaret
01:19:02really none of you know who i am
01:19:06i'm a hollywood star
01:19:09country bumpers
01:19:12i was supposed to escape with my dad
01:19:15but he left without me i got caught right after
01:19:20from now on we're your wives
01:19:22i'll take good care of you
01:19:28let's eat first make yourselves comfortable
01:19:31food will be ready in a bit
01:19:32i'll help
01:19:33okay
01:19:36damn she really knows how to butter people up
01:19:38and i was judging him just a second ago
01:19:40great he probably thinks i'm a pain
01:19:44only margaret would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him
01:19:48but me marry some trash scavenging loser
01:19:55hell no
01:20:10let's make chicken soup first about half a gallon
01:20:12see the line on the side fill it up right to there
01:20:22wow how am i supposed to stay calm looking at that
01:20:29honey what's wrong what are you looking at
01:20:32i uh i just don't want you wearing yourself out let me do it
01:20:39oh no i'm really fine
01:20:40you pulled me out of that auction
01:20:42you saved me so i'm your wife now
01:20:44i can boil water and mop the floors for you
01:20:47anything to make you happy
01:20:51damn what a pleasant surprise
01:20:55let me do it let me help you
01:21:03wait you didn't just save me
01:21:05you gave me food a place to stay
01:21:07i think i'd be happy if i could spend the rest of my life with you
01:21:11damn this system it's real
01:21:14i just finished cleaning the living room
01:21:16wow she's quick pretty cute
01:21:18but charm that's my strong suit
01:21:21all right all right dinner will be ready soon
01:21:23i'll help out
01:21:29oh no i think i twisted my ankle
01:21:32wait honey can you help me up i don't think i can stand
01:21:37sally are you okay try standing up and see
01:21:39my legs feel so weak thank god you caught me
01:21:43you're so strong you make me feel safe
01:21:45to be honest i'm actually looking forward to sleeping beside you tonight
01:22:04honey you should sleep with me tonight
01:22:06i can keep you warm give you massages and maybe even
01:22:21back in school all the girls called me a loser now i've got two gorgeous women fighting over me
01:22:33uh what's going on in the kitchen
01:22:38nothing absolutely nothing
01:22:39it's just really hot in there that's all
01:22:44did margaret and sally really just get affectionate with this guy
01:22:51at times like this a woman's worth less than a cow
01:22:54i wouldn't even be here if he didn't have all that food
01:22:57these supplies won't last forever
01:22:59i need to raise their favorability as soon as possible
01:23:03all right let's eat
01:23:05wade you're such a good cook
01:23:07this soup is absolutely delicious
01:23:15wade why aren't you eating
01:23:18i am eating it's just it's really hot in here
01:23:28sorry
01:23:31sally what do you think you're doing
01:23:37i'm just giving our husband a little massage
01:23:42honey you must be worn out after cooking
01:23:44want to lie down for a bit i can help you relax
01:23:47great idea i'll help too
01:24:04they're getting far too bold if i don't make a move will i get kicked out
01:24:07it's just a massage that's all just a massage
01:24:12too good to be true
01:24:19did you guys hear that
01:24:24all right forget the massage looks like we need to find a new place
01:24:27right now
01:24:30this ought to be enough for us to find a safer spot in wasteland
01:24:33city
01:24:35margaret are you all right
01:24:39you're on your period aren't you
01:24:41yeah i'm fine i'll stay here and rest you guys go on ahead
01:24:46if anyone comes lock the door and don't make a sound
01:24:50you wouldn't leave me here would you
01:24:53i'll be right back i won't abandon my girls
01:24:57okay honey i'll wait for you
01:25:06that's the place i told you about boss
01:25:08yeah that bastard's living the good life right now
01:25:09three women waiting on him and more food than all of us combined
01:25:11let me take it take everything
01:25:19wade you're back so soon
01:25:29well look at you you look a lot better than last night
01:25:39good upgraded our place with supplies at least i don't have to worry about jasper showing up again
01:25:43wait something's wrong
01:25:53margaret
01:25:55margaret
01:26:24margaret
01:26:25these are animals
01:26:28margaret
01:26:28she might not have made it
01:26:31no she's still alive
01:26:33there's no blood anywhere
01:26:34and they need margaret alive
01:26:36she's leveraged for more supplies
01:26:38that junkyard's definitely a trap
01:26:40they're waiting for us to walk right into it
01:26:45then what do we do
01:26:47both of you stay here i'm going alone
01:26:49alone are you crazy
01:26:51don't be reckless wade you can't just
01:26:53don't worry i'll bring margaret back
01:26:56i've got a secret weapon
01:27:02you
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