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In a desolate world stripped by World War III, a low-tier scavenger barely survives trading junk for rations while enduring constant torment from cruel classmates. Everything changes the moment he unearths advanced alien technology buried beneath the rubble. Armed with unthinkable power, can he turn the tables on those who robbed him and claim his place as king?
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In a desolate world stripped by World War III, a low-tier scavenger barely survives trading junk for rations while enduring constant torment from cruel classmates. Everything changes the moment he unearths advanced alien technology buried beneath the rubble. Armed with unthinkable power, can he turn the tables on those who robbed him and claim his place as king?
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00:00:07It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:11What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:14The world we knew is gone.
00:00:17So are its rules.
00:00:20The world runs on one rule now, eat or be eaten.
00:00:24Bartering is the only currency left.
00:00:31I trade whatever scraps I can find, just to stay alive.
00:00:52That's it?
00:00:53Look man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:00:55Bring meds or booze next time, those get you more.
00:01:00Ugh, gonna have to make this last all week.
00:01:03Last item of the day!
00:01:05Two lovely sisters, early 20s, healthy, strong enough to work, young enough to breathe.
00:01:25What the hell?
00:01:27Seriously?
00:01:29Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:01:31Exactly.
00:01:32Just another mouth to feed.
00:01:34Half the time they can't even work.
00:01:36And if she gets knocked up, you're even more screwed.
00:01:38Look at that skin and those tits.
00:01:41When's the last time any of you fucked something this good?
00:01:44Limited time offer, boys.
00:01:46Two for one.
00:01:47Place your bids!
00:01:50I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:01:53Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:01:56I swear, I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:02:05Suitable host detected.
00:02:06System activation complete.
00:02:08Rescue mission required.
00:02:09What the hell is this?
00:02:11Am I the only one seeing this?
00:02:14This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrialization.
00:02:20It's purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:02:31Terrestrial?
00:02:32This thing is alien tech?
00:02:33Compatible partner confirmed.
00:02:35Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:02:38Failure will result in host death.
00:02:40Time remaining three minutes.
00:02:42Whoop.
00:02:43Death?
00:02:45Come on, baby!
00:02:55Easy, gentlemen.
00:02:57Don't get carried away.
00:02:59This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:03:01You want the girls?
00:03:03Then bid like everyone else.
00:03:05If guns still existed, I'd already have the girls.
00:03:07No way I'm sitting through this stupid auction.
00:03:09Yeah.
00:03:10If the war hadn't wiped out guns, that knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:03:14What if we buy them, have our fun,
00:03:16then sell them off.
00:03:17And I guess we'll just dump them if they die.
00:03:21Works for me.
00:03:24One can of food!
00:03:26Anyone gonna beat that?
00:03:38No.
00:03:39I can't let this happen.
00:03:40If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:03:46One can and a bag of candies!
00:03:52Wade?
00:03:53Those girls are mine!
00:03:55Don't you dare get in my way!
00:03:59Easy, gentlemen.
00:04:01The ladies are watching.
00:04:02Let's keep it civil.
00:04:05All right, you want to play?
00:04:06I'll show you what you're up against.
00:04:09Two cans!
00:04:13Oh-ho, two cans!
00:04:15Looks like Jasper's feeling generous today!
00:04:17Same assholes since high school.
00:04:19The world's falling apart,
00:04:21and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:04:23What's wrong, trash rat?
00:04:24You scared?
00:04:25Come on, show us what you've got!
00:04:27First death in 30 seconds.
00:04:30Shoot.
00:04:30I can't let Jasper get his hands on the girls.
00:04:33You're not laying a hand on them, Jasper.
00:04:35I won't let that happen.
00:04:38Thank God.
00:04:40He doesn't seem so bad.
00:04:42It's not like the others.
00:04:44It's different.
00:04:47Spouse affection increase detected.
00:04:49Reward granted.
00:04:51Item issued.
00:04:5220 cans of meat.
00:04:5320 cans of produce.
00:04:5420 units of purified water.
00:05:10Holy shit.
00:05:11This is a lot of food.
00:05:14I could live off this for months.
00:05:21Too bad.
00:05:22Looks like you're out of bids.
00:05:24Dude, really thought he was the hero.
00:05:25What a joke.
00:05:32You actually think you can compete with me over women?
00:05:35Come on, you've been a loser since high school.
00:05:39Nothing's changed.
00:05:40Money, girls, whatever it is.
00:05:42I always get there first.
00:05:45Oh yeah?
00:05:47What about these?
00:06:02How the hell does he have that much food?
00:06:06No way!
00:06:07I saw him trade for just two cans and a bag of candies.
00:06:13Whatever he bids, I'll add one more can.
00:06:21You're not stealing from me again, Jasper.
00:06:27So are you bidding?
00:06:36All right.
00:06:37If no one else is bidding, these sisters go into our friend here.
00:06:42Going once.
00:06:44Going twice.
00:06:46Sold!
00:06:47Rescue and host binding complete.
00:06:48Increase partner affection to unlock additional...
00:07:08After you.
00:07:11The best trade I've ever made.
00:07:15Two beautiful wives in one go.
00:07:18Next time I see you,
00:07:20it won't just be your rations I'm taking.
00:07:36Let's head back to mine,
00:07:37but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:07:39Let go of me, you psycho!
00:07:49Nick!
00:07:50Nick!
00:07:50Nick!
00:07:51Nick!
00:07:51Nick!
00:07:51Nick!
00:07:58Nick!
00:08:05Told you.
00:08:07I knew Duncan's hoarding a girl himself.
00:08:12I...
00:08:13I know where Duncan keeps his goods.
00:08:16I can take you there.
00:08:18Nick!
00:08:28Oh, yeah?
00:08:30But first, let us take a look at the goods right here.
00:08:36Nick!
00:08:37Nick!
00:08:39I just had two women taken from me.
00:08:44Guess you'll have to help us work that anger out.
00:08:46I can't do it.
00:08:49I can't do it.
00:08:49I can't do it.
00:08:49No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:08:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:08:56Compatible spouse detected.
00:08:58Rescue required for binding.
00:09:00Failure to complete will result in host death.
00:09:03Time remaining five minutes.
00:09:05This again?
00:09:06In only five minutes?
00:09:12No!
00:09:13No!
00:09:14No!
00:09:14No!
00:09:15No!
00:09:21wait you again you're fucking dead i'm gonna chop you into pieces and feed your sorry ass to the
00:09:29strays stay back really a bottle of water
00:09:43fuck last bottle i've got i have to make this count
00:09:49where did you even get that the wrecked car still had some gas in it i siphoned just enough for
00:09:53one
00:09:53bottle just enough to scare him off what then what do we do now
00:10:06take one more step and i'll blow this place up
00:10:15damn it wade you've got two of them already do you have to take her too
00:10:21fuck why won't they back off
00:10:35wait you're dead you hear me this isn't over
00:11:02rescue mission complete partner count increased current total three thank you you saved my life
00:11:10affection metrics sally 10 margaret 15 kate 10
00:11:16maybe i can trust this guy rough around the edges but he's got guts spouse affection levels increased
00:11:23rewards issued medicine 10 units ak 27 one unit ammunition 100 rounds items can be retrieved at
00:11:30any time an ak guns are extinct and now i've got one food meds weapons i might actually be the
00:11:36ape
00:11:37what the hell happened where'd everyone go
00:11:42shh let's move it's not safe here
00:12:09welcome to the five star apocalypse hotel
00:12:11no hot water no bed sheets but hey it's free
00:12:16hope you don't mind
00:12:20you're kidding how can this shoe box fit all four of us
00:12:24i don't mind it at all you saved us that's already more than enough
00:12:29we can clean this place up it'll be fine
00:12:36i'm wade rider and you are
00:12:40kate grant and this is my little sister
00:12:44we survived one of the battles
00:12:47then got caught
00:12:48hi i'm margaret
00:12:55really none of you know who i am
00:13:00i'm a hollywood star
00:13:04country bumpers
00:13:06i was supposed to escape with my dad
00:13:10but he left without me
00:13:12i got caught right after
00:13:15from now on we're your wives
00:13:18i'll take good care of you
00:13:24let's eat first
00:13:25make yourselves comfortable
00:13:27food will be ready in a bit
00:13:28i'll help
00:13:29okay
00:13:33damn she really knows how to butter people up
00:13:35and i was judging him just a second ago
00:13:38great
00:13:38he probably thinks i'm a pain
00:13:41only margaret would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him
00:13:46but me marry some trash scavenging loser
00:13:53hell no
00:14:10let's make chicken soup first about half a gallon
00:14:12see the line on the side fill it up right to there
00:14:23wow
00:14:24how am i supposed to stay calm looking at that
00:14:31honey what's wrong what are you looking at
00:14:35i uh
00:14:36i just don't want you wearing yourself out let me do it
00:14:42oh no i'm really fine
00:14:43you pulled me out of that auction
00:14:46you saved me so i'm your wife now
00:14:48i can boil water and mop the floors for you
00:14:51anything to make you happy
00:14:55damn
00:14:55what a pleasant surprise
00:15:00let me do it
00:15:01let me help you
00:15:07wait
00:15:09you didn't just save me
00:15:10you gave me food
00:15:12a place to stay
00:15:14i think i'd be happy if i could spend the rest of my life with you
00:15:17damn
00:15:18this system
00:15:19it's real
00:15:22i just finished cleaning the living room
00:15:24wow
00:15:25she's quick
00:15:26pretty cute
00:15:27but charm
00:15:28that's my strong suit
00:15:29all right
00:15:30all right
00:15:30dinner will be ready soon
00:15:31i'll help out
00:15:39oh no
00:15:40i think i twisted my ankle
00:15:43wade honey
00:15:43can you help me up
00:15:44i don't think i can stand
00:15:47sally are you okay
00:15:48try standing up and see
00:15:49my legs feel so weak
00:15:51thank god you caught me
00:15:54you're so strong
00:15:55you make me feel safe
00:15:56to be honest
00:15:57i'm actually looking forward to sleeping with you tonight
00:16:16honey
00:16:17you should sleep with me tonight
00:16:19i can keep you warm
00:16:20give you massages
00:16:22and maybe even
00:16:36back in school
00:16:37all the girls called me a loser
00:16:38now i've got two gorgeous women fighting over me
00:16:50uh what's going on in the kitchen
00:16:54n-nothing
00:16:55absolutely nothing
00:16:57it's just really hot in there
00:16:58that's all
00:17:02did margaret and sally
00:17:04really just get affectionate with this guy
00:17:10at times like this
00:17:11a woman's worth less than a cow
00:17:13i wouldn't even be here
00:17:14if he didn't have all that food
00:17:17these supplies won't last forever
00:17:18i need to raise their favorability
00:17:20as soon as possible
00:17:23all right
00:17:24let's eat
00:17:25wade
00:17:26you're such a good cook
00:17:27this soup is absolutely delicious
00:17:36wade
00:17:37why aren't you eating
00:17:40i am eating
00:17:41it's just
00:17:41it's really hot in here
00:17:51s-sorry
00:17:54sally
00:17:55what do you think you're doing
00:18:00i'm just giving our husband a little massage
00:18:05honey
00:18:06you must be worn out after cooking
00:18:08want to lie down for a bit
00:18:09i can help you relax
00:18:12great idea
00:18:13i'll help too
00:18:30they're getting far too bold
00:18:31if i don't make a move
00:18:33will i get kicked out
00:18:34it's just a massage
00:18:35that's all just a massage
00:18:39too good to be true
00:18:47did you guys hear that
00:18:52all right
00:18:53forget the massage
00:18:54looks like we need to find a new place
00:18:56right now
00:19:01this ought to be enough for us to find a safer spot in wasteland city
00:19:06margaret are you all right
00:19:10you're on your period
00:19:11aren't you
00:19:12yeah
00:19:13i'm fine
00:19:14i'll stay here and rest
00:19:15you guys go on ahead
00:19:18if anyone comes
00:19:19lock the door
00:19:19and don't make a sound
00:19:23you wouldn't leave me here
00:19:24would you
00:19:26i'll be right back
00:19:27i won't abandon my girls
00:19:30okay
00:19:31honey
00:19:31i'll wait for you
00:19:33okay
00:19:39that's the place i told you about boss
00:19:41yeah
00:19:42that bastard's living a good life right now
00:19:43three women waiting on him
00:19:45and more food than all of us combined
00:19:46and we take it
00:19:47take everything
00:19:54wade
00:19:55you're back so soon
00:20:07well look at you
00:20:08you look a lot better than last night
00:20:16good
00:20:17upgraded our place with supplies
00:20:19at least i don't have to worry about jasper showing up again
00:20:23wade
00:20:24something's wrong
00:20:34margaret
00:20:35margaret
00:20:43wait there's a note on the door
00:20:48your woman is in my hands
00:20:49bring the rest of your supplies to the junkyard if you want her back
00:20:53it's jasper and his guys
00:20:55i should have killed them when i had the chance
00:21:01judging by the tracks here and around the house
00:21:03there were at least seven or eight of them
00:21:05they must have teamed up with another group
00:21:07those guys are animals
00:21:11margaret
00:21:11she might not have made it
00:21:15no she's still alive
00:21:16there's no blood anywhere
00:21:18and they need margaret alive
00:21:20she's leveraged for more supplies
00:21:22that junkyard's definitely a trap
00:21:24they're waiting for us to walk right into it
00:21:29then what do we do
00:21:32both of you stay here i'm going alone alone are you crazy
00:21:37don't be reckless wade you can't just don't worry i'll bring margaret back
00:21:42i've got a secret weapon
00:21:54wade was right
00:21:55margaret really is still alive
00:21:57we promised we'd stay home
00:21:59why did we follow him
00:22:03i don't trust him going alone
00:22:06and my sister is in their hands
00:22:14boss
00:22:15why don't we have a little fun with this one first
00:22:17stop thinking with your dick
00:22:19save your energy for the fight
00:22:21someone with that much supply doesn't move alone
00:22:24means he's got backup
00:22:25we gotta stay sharp
00:22:35well well look who showed up
00:22:38you actually came alone
00:22:39you here to die or bring us food
00:22:43he's here cause he's pussy whipped
00:22:45look at him a horny fucking dog
00:22:49hey boone right remember me we were neighbors our moms used to play cards together
00:22:54don't even mention that carded acted bitch to me did you bring the stuff or not
00:22:58sure did
00:23:07wade go don't do this for me
00:23:16shut up this isn't your place to speak
00:23:37we can go hunting tonight i know a spot
00:23:40hey boone everything okay
00:23:44what
00:23:49we had a deal
00:23:58what girl
00:24:00i just handed you the supplies
00:24:03now let margaret go
00:24:07either of you see this idiot give me anything
00:24:10nope never seen him before in my life
00:24:12you heard him
00:24:13you heard him
00:24:14now beat it
00:24:15come on man
00:24:17let's keep this fair
00:24:26oh no
00:24:27he's surrounded
00:24:28we need to help him
00:24:31are you insane
00:24:32look how many people there are
00:24:34we need to run
00:24:35we need to run
00:24:35now
00:24:36before anyone sees us
00:24:41you sure you want to break the rules
00:24:48oh i get it now
00:24:50i know what you guys are gonna do
00:24:52be smart
00:24:53get the fuck out
00:24:55i gave you a chance
00:25:14it's been ten years since world war three since the nukes flew
00:25:18what's left of civilization is barely holding on
00:25:22the world we knew is gone
00:25:25so are its rules
00:25:27the world runs on one rule now
00:25:29eat or be eaten
00:25:31bartering is the only currency left
00:25:38i trade whatever scraps i can find
00:25:40just to stay alive
00:26:00that's it
00:26:00look man that's all your stuff's worth bring meds or booze next time those get you more
00:26:08gonna have to make this last all week
00:26:10last item of the day
00:26:12two lovely sisters
00:26:14early twenties
00:26:16healthy
00:26:16strong enough to work
00:26:18young enough to breathe
00:26:32what the hell
00:26:34seriously
00:26:36who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now
00:26:38exactly
00:26:39just another mouth to feed
00:26:42half the time they can't even work
00:26:43and if she gets knocked up you're even more screwed
00:26:46look at that skin and those tits
00:26:48when's the last time any of you fucked something this good
00:26:52limited time offer boys
00:26:54two for one
00:26:55place your bids
00:26:57i was the daughter of the richest family in the city
00:27:01now i'm being sold as a bundle deal
00:27:04i swear
00:27:05i could kill every one of those creeps
00:27:12suitable host detected
00:27:14system activation complete
00:27:15rescue mission required
00:27:17what the hell is this
00:27:18am i an only one seeing this
00:27:21this system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrialization
00:27:28its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible
00:27:32partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse
00:27:39this thing is alien tech
00:27:41compatible partner confirmed
00:27:43rescue required to initiate binding
00:27:45failure will result in host death
00:27:47time remaining three minutes
00:27:49death
00:27:52come on baby
00:28:02easy gentlemen
00:28:04don't get carried away
00:28:06this blade cuts everyone the same
00:28:09you want the girls
00:28:10then bid like everyone else
00:28:12if guns still existed
00:28:13i'd already have the girls
00:28:15no way i'm sitting through this stupid auction
00:28:17yeah
00:28:17if the war hadn't wiped out guns
00:28:19that knife wouldn't mean shit
00:28:21what if we buy them
00:28:22have our fun
00:28:23then sell them off
00:28:25and i guess we'll just dump them if they die
00:28:29works for me
00:28:32one can of food
00:28:34anyone gonna beat that
00:28:46no i can't let this happen if i don't stop it i'll die
00:28:54one can and a bag of candies
00:29:00wade those girls are mine
00:29:02don't you dare get in my way
00:29:07easy gentlemen the ladies are watching let's keep it civil
00:29:12all right you want to play i'll show you what you're up against
00:29:17two cans
00:29:21oh ho two cans looks like jasper's feeling generous today
00:29:25same assholes since high school the world's falling apart and they're still trying to screw me over
00:29:30what's wrong trash rat you scared come on show us what you've got
00:29:35first death in 30 seconds
00:29:37shoot
00:29:38i can't let jasper get his hands on the girls
00:29:40you're not laying a hand on them jasper
00:29:42i won't let that happen
00:29:46thank god
00:29:47he doesn't seem so bad
00:29:50he's not like the others
00:29:51he's different
00:29:54spouse affection increase detected
00:29:56reward granted
00:29:58item issued
00:29:5920 cans of meat
00:30:0020 cans of produce
00:30:0220 units of purified water
00:30:18holy shit
00:30:19this is a lot of food
00:30:22i could live off this for months
00:30:28ah too bad looks like you're out of bids
00:30:31dude really thought he was the hero
00:30:33what a joke
00:30:39you actually think you can compete with me over women
00:30:43come on you've been a loser since high school
00:30:46nothing's changed
00:30:47money, girls, whatever it is
00:30:49i always get there first
00:30:53oh yeah?
00:30:54what about these?
00:31:09how the hell does he have that much food?
00:31:14no way! i saw him trade for just two cans and a bag of candies
00:31:20whatever he bids i'll add one more can
00:31:23whatever he bids i'll add one more can
00:31:29you're not stealing from me again jasper
00:31:34so are you bidding?
00:31:44all right if no one else is bidding
00:31:46these sisters going to our friend here
00:31:49going once
00:31:51going twice
00:31:53sold
00:31:54rescue and host binding complete
00:31:56increase partner affection to unlock additional
00:32:14after you
00:32:17you
00:32:19best trade i've ever made
00:32:22two beautiful wives in one go
00:32:25next time i see you
00:32:27it won't just be your rations i'm taking
00:32:44let's head back to mine
00:32:45but it's a bit of a walk from here
00:32:47let go of me you psycho
00:32:54no
00:33:13told you
00:33:15i knew duncan's hoarding a girl himself
00:33:19i
00:33:21i know where duncan keeps his goods
00:33:24i can take you there
00:33:32i can take you there
00:33:36oh yeah?
00:33:37but first
00:33:38let us take a look at the goods right here
00:33:46i just had two women taken from me
00:33:48i guess you'll have to help us work that anger out
00:33:56no no no no no no
00:34:03compatible spouse detected
00:34:05rescue required for binding
00:34:07failure to complete will result in host death
00:34:10time remaining 5 minutes
00:34:12this again?
00:34:14and only 5 minutes?
00:34:28Wait! You again?
00:34:31You're fucking dead!
00:34:33I'm gonna chop you into pieces and feed your sorry ass to the strays!
00:34:38Stay back!
00:34:41Really? A bottle of water?
00:34:47No!
00:34:49Fuck!
00:34:51Last bottle I've got. I have to make this count.
00:34:56Where did you even get that?
00:34:57The wrecked car still had some gas in it. I siphoned just enough for one bottle. Just enough to scare
00:35:02him off.
00:35:03What? Then what do we do now?
00:35:14Take one more step and I'll blow this place up.
00:35:23Damn it, Wade! You've got two of them already? You have to take her too?
00:35:2720 seconds.
00:35:29Fuck. Why won't they back off?
00:35:42Wait! You're dead, you hear me? This isn't over!
00:35:46We can't.
00:35:56We can't.
00:35:58We can't.
00:36:07We can't.
00:36:15What are you doing?
00:36:16you saved my life affection metrics sally 10 margaret 15 kate 10. maybe i can trust this guy
00:36:27rough around the edges but he's got guts spouse affection levels increased rewards issued medicine
00:36:3210 units ak 27 one unit ammunition 100 rounds items can be retrieved at any time an ak guns
00:36:40are extinct and now i've got one food meds weapons i might actually be the apex what the
00:36:45hell happened where'd everyone go shh let's move it's not safe here
00:37:16welcome to the five star apocalypse hotel no hot water no bed sheets but hey it's free
00:37:23hope you don't mind
00:37:28you're kidding how can this shoe box fit all four of us i don't mind it at all you saved
00:37:34us
00:37:35that's already more than enough we can clean this place up it'll be fine
00:37:44i'm wade rider and you are kate grant and this is my little sister we survived one of the battles
00:37:54that got caught hi i'm margaret
00:38:03really none of you know who i am
00:38:07i'm a hollywood star
00:38:11country bumpers
00:38:14i was supposed to escape with my dad
00:38:17but he left without me i got caught right after
00:38:22from now on we're your wives i'll take good care of you
00:38:32let's eat first make yourselves comfortable food will be ready in a bit i'll help okay
00:38:40damn she really knows how to butter people up and i was judging him just a second ago great he
00:38:47probably thinks i'm a pain only margaret would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him
00:38:53but me marry some trash scavenging loser
00:39:01hell no
00:39:18let's make chicken soup first about half a gallon see the line on the side fill it up right to
00:39:22the
00:39:30there
00:39:30wow how am i supposed to stay calm looking at that
00:39:39honey what's wrong what are you looking at
00:39:42i uh i just don't want you wearing yourself out let me do it
00:39:49oh no i'm really fine you pulled me out of that auction
00:39:53you saved me so i'm your wife now i can boil water and mop the floors for you
00:39:59anything to make you happy
00:40:03damn what a pleasant surprise
00:40:06when you come to me let me do it let me help you
00:40:16wait you didn't just save me you gave me food a place to stay
00:40:21i think i'd be happy if i could spend the rest of my life with you
00:40:25damn this system it's real
00:40:30i just finished cleaning the living room wow she's quick pretty cute but charm that's my strong
00:40:36suit all right all right dinner will be ready soon i'll help out
00:40:46oh no i think i twisted my ankle
00:40:50wade honey can you help me up i don't think i can stand
00:40:55sally are are you okay try standing up and see my legs feel so weak thank god you caught me
00:41:01you're so strong you make me feel safe to be honest i'm actually looking forward to sleeping with you tonight
00:41:24honey you should sleep with me tonight i can keep you warm give you massages and maybe even
00:41:43back in school all the girls called me a loser now i've got two gorgeous women fighting over me
00:41:58uh what's going on in the kitchen
00:42:03nothing absolutely nothing it's just really hot in there that's all
00:42:10did margaret and sally really just get affectionate with this guy
00:42:17at times like this a woman's worth less than a cow
00:42:20i wouldn't even be here if he didn't have all that food
00:42:24these supplies won't last forever i need to raise their favorability as soon as possible
00:42:31all right let's eat wade you're such a good cook this soup is absolutely delicious
00:42:44wade why aren't you eating
00:42:47wade why aren't you eating
00:42:47i am eating it's just it's really hot in here
00:42:58so sorry
00:43:02sally what do you think you're doing
00:43:08i'm just giving our husband a little massage
00:43:13honey you must be worn out after cooking want to lie down for a bit i can help you relax
00:43:19great idea i'll help too
00:43:37they're getting far too bold if i don't make a move will i get kicked out it's just a massage
00:43:42that's all
00:43:43just a massage too good to be true
00:43:54did you guys hear that
00:44:00all right forget the massage looks like we need to find a new place right now
00:44:08this ought to be enough for us to find a safer spot in wasteland city
00:44:13margaret are you all right
00:44:17you're on your period aren't you yeah i'm fine i'll stay here and rest you guys go on ahead
00:44:25if anyone comes lock the door and don't make a sound
00:44:30you wouldn't leave me here would you i'll be right back i won't abandon my girls
00:44:38okay honey i'll wait for you
00:44:47that's the place i told you about boss yeah that bastard's living the good life right now three
00:44:51women waiting on him and more food than all of us combined and we take it take everything
00:45:01i'll be right back to you
00:45:02wade you're back so soon
00:45:14well look at you you look a lot better than last night
00:45:24good upgraded our place with supplies at least i don't have to worry about jasper showing up again
00:45:31wade something's wrong
00:45:42margaret margaret
00:45:51wait there's a note on the door
00:45:55your woman is in my hands bring the rest of your supplies to the junkyard if you want her back
00:46:00it's jasper and his guys i should have killed them when i had the chance
00:46:09judging by the tracks here and around the house there were at least seven or eight of them they must
00:46:13have teamed up with another group those guys are animals
00:46:19margaret she might not have made it
00:46:22no she's still alive there's no blood anywhere and they need margaret alive she's leverage for more
00:46:29supplies that junkyard's definitely a trap they're waiting for us to walk right into it
00:46:37then what do we do both of you stay here i'm going alone alone are you crazy don't be reckless
00:46:45wade
00:46:46you can't just don't worry i'll bring margaret back i've got a secret weapon
00:47:02wade was right margaret really is still alive we promised we'd stay home why did we follow him
00:47:11i don't trust him going alone and my sister is in their hands
00:47:22boss why don't we have a little fun with this one first stop thinking with your dick save your
00:47:28energy for the fight someone with that much supply doesn't move alone means he's got backup we gotta
00:47:33stay sharp
00:47:43well well look who showed up you actually came alone you here to die or bring us food
00:47:51he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him a horny fucking dog
00:47:56hey boone right remember me we were neighbors our moms used to play cards together
00:48:01don't even mention that card it acted bitch to me did you bring the stuff or not sure did
00:48:14wade go don't do this for me
00:48:24shut up this isn't your place to speak
00:48:44we can go hunting tonight i know a spot hey boone everything okay
00:48:52what
00:48:57we had a deal you get the goods i get the girl right
00:49:07what girl
00:49:09i just handed you the supplies now let margaret go
00:49:15either of you see this idiot give me anything
00:49:18nope never seen him before in my life you heard him
00:49:22now beat it come on man let's keep this fair
00:49:34oh no he's surrounded we need to help him
00:49:38are you insane look how many people there are we need to run now before anyone sees us
00:49:49you sure you want to break the rules
00:49:56oh i get it now i know what you guys are gonna do be smart get the out i gave
00:50:03you a chance
00:50:22it's been 10 years since world war three since the nukes flew what's left of civilization is barely
00:50:28holding on the world we knew is gone so are its rules the world runs on one rule now eat
00:50:37or be eaten
00:50:38bartering is the only currency left
00:50:46i trade whatever scraps i can find just to stay alive
00:51:07that's it look man that's all your stuff's worth bring meds or booze next time those get you more
00:51:16i'm gonna have to make this last all week last item of the day two lovely sisters early 20s healthy
00:51:24strong enough to work young enough to breathe
00:51:40what the hell seriously who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now exactly just another mouth to
00:51:48feed half the time they can't even work and if she gets knocked up you're even more screwed look at
00:51:54that
00:51:54skin and those tits when's the last time any of you fucked something this good limited time offer
00:52:01boys two for one place your bids i was the daughter of the richest family in the city now i'm
00:52:09being sold
00:52:10as a bundle deal i swear i could kill every one of those creeps
00:52:24what the hell is this am i an only one seeing this this system is created by a higher dimensional
00:52:33extraterrestrialization
00:52:36its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal
00:52:44collapse this thing is alien tech compatible partner confirmed rescue required to initiate
00:52:52finding failure will result in post-death time remaining three minutes
00:52:59come on baby
00:53:10easy gentlemen don't get carried away this blade cuts everyone the same you want the girls then bid like
00:53:19everyone else if guns still existed i'd already have the girls no way i'm sitting through this stupid
00:53:24auction yeah if the war hadn't wiped out guns that knife wouldn't mean
00:53:28shit what if we buy them have our fun then sell them off and i guess we'll just dump them
00:53:34if they die
00:53:36works for me
00:53:39one can of food anyone gonna beat that
00:53:53no i can't let this happen if i don't stop it i'll die
00:54:02one can and a bag of candies
00:54:08wade those girls are mine don't you dare get in my way
00:54:14easy gentlemen the ladies are watching let's keep it civil
00:54:19all right you want to play i'll show you what you're up against
00:54:24two cans
00:54:28oh ho two cans looks like jasper's feeling generous today same assholes since high school
00:54:34the world's falling apart and they're still trying to screw me over what's wrong trash rat you scared
00:54:40come on show us what you've got first death in 30 seconds shoot i can't let jasper get his hands
00:54:47hands on the girls you're not laying a hand on them jasper i won't let that happen
00:54:53thank god he doesn't seem so bad it's not like the others it's different
00:55:02spouse affection increase detected reward granted item issued 20 cans of meat 20 cans of produce 20 units of
00:55:10purified water
00:55:25holy this is a lot of food
00:55:29i could live off this for months
00:55:36ah too bad looks like you're out of bids dude really thought he was the hero what a joke
00:55:47you actually think you can compete with me over women
00:55:51come on you've been a loser since high school nothing's changed money girls whatever it is
00:55:56i always get there first oh yeah what about these
00:56:17how how the hell does he have that much food
00:56:21no way i saw him trade for just two cans and a bag of candies
00:56:28whatever he bids i'll add one more can
00:56:37you're not stealing from me again jasper
00:56:42so are you bidding
00:56:52all right if no one else is bidding these sisters going to our friend here
00:56:57going once
00:56:59going twice
00:57:01so rescue and host binding complete increase partner affection to unlock addition
00:57:23after you
00:57:26best trade i've ever made
00:57:30two beautiful lives in one go
00:57:33next time i see you
00:57:35it won't just be your rations i'm taking
00:57:51let's head back to mine but it's a bit of a walk from here
00:57:54let go of me you psychos
00:58:20I told you, I knew Duncan's hoarding a girl himself.
00:58:28I know where Duncan keeps his goods, I can take you there.
00:58:43Oh yeah?
00:58:45But first, let us take a look at the goods right here.
00:58:54I just had two women taken from me, guess you'll have to help us work that anger out.
00:59:11Compatible spouse detected, rescue required for binding, failure to complete will result
00:59:17in host death, time remaining 5 minutes.
00:59:20This again?
00:59:21In only 5 minutes?
00:59:36Wait!
00:59:37You again?
00:59:39You're fucking dead!
00:59:41I'm gonna chop you into pieces and feed your sorry ass to the strays!
00:59:46Stay back!
00:59:48Really?
00:59:49A bottle of water?
00:59:57Fuck!
00:59:59Last bottle I've got.
01:00:01I have to make this count.
01:00:04Where did you even get that?
01:00:05The wrecked car still had some gas in it.
01:00:07I siphoned just enough for one bottle.
01:00:09Just enough to scare him off.
01:00:10What?
01:00:11Then what do we do now?
01:00:22Take one more step and I'll blow this place up.
01:00:30Damn it Wade!
01:00:31You've got two of them already?
01:00:33Do you have to take her too?
01:00:3520 seconds.
01:00:36Fuck!
01:00:37Why won't they back off?
01:00:50Wade!
01:00:51You're dead!
01:00:51You hear me?
01:00:52This isn't over!
01:00:54No more!
01:01:17Rescue mission complete.
01:01:19Partner count increased.
01:01:21Current total, 3.
01:01:22Thank you. You saved my life.
01:01:26Affection metrics. Sally, 10. Margaret, 15. Kate, 10.
01:01:32Maybe I can trust this guy. Rough around the edges, but he's got guts.
01:01:37Spouse affection levels increased. Rewards issued. Medicine, 10 units. AK-27, 1 unit. Ammunition, 100 rounds. Items can be retrieved
01:01:45at any time.
01:01:46An AK? Guns are extinct, and now I've got one? Food, meds, weapons? I might actually be the APEC.
01:01:52What the hell happened? Where'd everyone go?
01:01:57Shh. Let's move. It's not safe here.
01:02:24Welcome to the Five Star Apocalypse Hotel. No hot water, no bedsheets. But hey,
01:02:29it's free. Hope you don't mind.
01:02:35You're kidding. How can this shoebox fit all four of us? I don't mind it at all. You saved us.
01:02:42That's
01:02:43already more than enough. We can clean this place up. It'll be fine.
01:02:51I'm Wade Ryder, and you are?
01:02:55Kate Grant, and this is my little sister. We survived one of the battles, then got caught.
01:03:03Yeah. Hi, I'm Margaret.
01:03:10Really? None of you know who I am?
01:03:15I'm a Hollywood star!
01:03:18Country bumpers.
01:03:21I was supposed to escape with my dad, but he left without me. I got caught right after.
01:03:30From now on, we're your wives. I'll take good care of you.
01:03:39Let's eat first. Make yourselves comfortable. Food will be ready in a bit.
01:03:43I'll help!
01:03:44Okay.
01:03:48Damn, she really knows how to butter people up. And I was judging him just a second ago.
01:03:53Great. He probably thinks I'm a pain.
01:03:56Only Margaret would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
01:04:01But me? Marry some trash, scavenging loser?
01:04:08Hell no.
01:04:26Let's make chicken soup first. About half a gallon. See the line on the side? Fill it up right to
01:04:30there.
01:04:39Wow. How am I supposed to stay calm looking at that?
01:04:46Honey, what's wrong? What are you looking at?
01:04:50I, uh, I just don't want you wearing yourself out. Let me do it.
01:04:57Oh no, I'm really fine. You pulled me out of that auction. You saved me, so I'm your wife now.
01:05:04I can boil water and mop the floors for you. Anything to make you happy.
01:05:10Damn. What a pleasant surprise.
01:05:15Let me do it. Let me help you.
01:05:23Wade, you didn't just save me. You gave me food, a place to stay. I think I'd be happy if
01:05:30I could spend the rest of my life with you.
01:05:33Damn. This system, it's real.
01:05:38I just finished cleaning the living room. Wow. She's quick. Pretty cute. But charm? That's my strong suit.
01:05:45All right, all right. Dinner will be ready soon.
01:05:47I'll help out.
01:05:54Oh no. I think I twisted my ankle.
01:05:58Wade, honey, can you help me up? I don't think I can stand.
01:06:02Sally, are you okay? Try standing up and see. My legs feel so weak. Thank God you caught me.
01:06:09You're so strong. You make me feel safe. To be honest, I'm actually looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
01:06:21Okay.
01:06:32Honey, you should sleep with me tonight. I can keep you warm, give you massages, and maybe even...
01:06:51Back in school, all the girls called me a loser. Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting over me.
01:07:06What's going on in the kitchen?
01:07:10Nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's just really hot in there, that's all.
01:07:18Did Margaret and Sally really just get affectionate with this guy?
01:07:25At times like this, a woman's worth less than a cow. I wouldn't even be here if he didn't have
01:07:30all that food.
01:07:32These supplies won't last forever. I need to raise their favorability as soon as possible.
01:07:38All right, let's eat.
01:07:40Wade, you're such a good cook. This soup is absolutely delicious.
01:07:52Wade, why aren't you eating?
01:07:55I am eating. It's just, it's really hot in here.
01:08:06Sorry.
01:08:09Sally, what do you think you're doing?
01:08:16I'm just giving our husband a little massage.
01:08:21Honey, you must be worn out after cooking. Want to lie down for a bit? I can help you relax.
01:08:27Great idea. I'll help too.
01:08:45They're getting far too bold. If I don't make a move, will I get kicked out?
01:08:49It's just a massage, that's all. Just a massage.
01:08:54Too good to be true.
01:09:02Did you guys hear that?
01:09:07All right, forget the massage. Looks like we need to find a new place right now.
01:09:16This ought to be enough for us to find a safer spot in Wasteland City.
01:09:21Margaret, are you all right?
01:09:25You're on your period, aren't you?
01:09:27Yeah, I'm fine. I'll stay here and rest. You guys go on ahead.
01:09:33If anyone comes, lock the door and don't make a sound.
01:09:38You wouldn't leave me here, would you?
01:09:41I'll be right back. I won't abandon my girls.
01:09:45Okay. Honey, I'll wait for you.
01:09:54That's the place I told you about, boss?
01:09:56Yeah. That bastard's living a good life right now.
01:09:59Three women waiting on him and more food than all of us combined.
01:10:01And we take it. Take everything.
01:10:09Wade, you're back so soon.
01:10:22Well, look at you. You look a lot better than last night.
01:10:31Good. Upgraded our place with supplies.
01:10:34At least I don't have to worry about Jasper showing up again.
01:10:38Wade, something's wrong.
01:10:49Margaret! Margaret!
01:10:58Wait, there's a note on the door.
01:11:03Your woman is in my hands. Bring the rest of your supplies to the junkyard if you want her back.
01:11:08It's Jasper and his guys. I should have killed them when I had the chance.
01:11:16Judging by the tracks here and around the house, there were at least seven or eight of them.
01:11:20They must have teamed up with another group. Those guys are animals.
01:11:26Margaret! She might not have made it.
01:11:30No, she's still alive. There's no blood anywhere. And they need Margaret alive. She's leveraged for more supplies.
01:11:37That junkyard's definitely a trap. They're waiting for us to walk right into it.
01:11:45Then, what do we do?
01:11:48Both of you stay here. I'm going alone.
01:11:50Alone? Are you crazy? Don't be reckless, Wade. You can't just-
01:11:54Don't worry. I'll bring Margaret back. I've got a secret weapon.
01:12:09Wade was right. Margaret really is still alive. We promised we'd stay home. Why did we follow him?
01:12:18I don't trust him going alone. And my sister is in their hands.
01:12:30Boss, why don't we have a little fun with this one first?
01:12:33Stop thinking with your dick. Save your energy for the fight.
01:12:37Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone. Means he's got backup. We gotta stay sharp.
01:12:50I don't trust him.
01:12:51Well, well, look who showed up. You actually came alone? You here to die or bring us food?
01:12:58He's here because he's pussy whipped. Look at him, a horny fucking dog.
01:13:04Hey, Boone, right? Remember me? We were neighbors. Our moms used to play cards together.
01:13:09Don't even mention that card-adacted bitch to me. Did you bring the stuff or not?
01:13:14I sure did.
01:13:22Wade, go! Don't do this for me!
01:13:32Shut up! This isn't your place to speak!
01:13:52We can go hunting tonight. I know a spot-
01:13:55Hey, Boone. Everything okay?
01:14:00What?
01:14:04We had a deal. You get the goods, I get the girl. Right?
01:14:15What girl?
01:14:16I just handed you the supplies! Now, let Margaret go!
01:14:22Either of you see this idiot, give me anything?
01:14:25Nope. Never seen him before in my life. You heard him. Now beat it!
01:14:31Come on, man. Let's keep this fair.
01:14:42Oh, no. He's surrounded. We need to help him!
01:14:46Are you insane? Look how many people there are.
01:14:49We need to run. Now! Before anyone sees us!
01:14:56You sure you want to break the rules?
01:15:04Oh, I get it now. I know what you guys are gonna do.
01:15:07Be smart! Get the fuck out!
01:15:10I gave you a chance.
01:15:11I gave you a chance.
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