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Welcome to the House of Honorables. Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing din dito. Kada session, may isu-subpoena na celebrity resource persons sina Madam Chariz Solomon at Mr. Buboy Villar para imbestigahan ang kahit anong isyu natin sa life. Lahat papatulan. Walang mahahatulan. Masayang hearing lang. ‘Yan ang Your Honor!
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Welcome to the House of Honorables. Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing din dito. Kada session, may isu-subpoena na celebrity resource persons sina Madam Chariz Solomon at Mr. Buboy Villar para imbestigahan ang kahit anong isyu natin sa life. Lahat papatulan. Walang mahahatulan. Masayang hearing lang. ‘Yan ang Your Honor!
New episode drops every Saturday night. This vodcast is produced by GMA Network’s YouLol Originals. Subscribe to @YouLolGMA on Youtube to access all Kapuso comedy content.
Follow us on:
Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-Spotify
Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-Apple-Podcasts
YouTube Music: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-YouTube-Music
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:04Okay, after a long time,
00:06because, you know,
00:08C. Fifth was a person to direct.
00:10After that,
00:12he was a artist and direct.
00:13Then you were venturing
00:15and very successful in your business.
00:18How did that,
00:19when did you reach that point
00:21to you?
00:23Wait, wait, I want a family.
00:26My wife,
00:27before PBB,
00:29it was a couple of years ago.
00:30Did you meet with VTR, VTR?
00:34So,
00:35we were 19 years old.
00:38So, that's it.
00:40of course,
00:43what I told you,
00:44I told you,
00:45how long I had a child?
00:47I wanted my friend.
00:48So, I thought,
00:50it's a pandemic.
00:51It's not going to do it.
00:53So,
00:54let's do it a pandemic, baby.
00:56So, that's it.
00:57di na.
00:58Tapos,
00:58na-diretso na yun.
00:59Tapos,
01:00pandemic si kayo kina-sali,
01:01di ba?
01:02Pandemic.
01:032021.
01:05Ayun,
01:05naka-face shield pa kayo?
01:06Oo, face shield.
01:07Tapos,
01:0830 lang yung guest.
01:09Tapos,
01:09naka-stream lang.
01:10Oo.
01:12Medyo na-bash pa kami nun,
01:13kasi,
01:14siyempre.
01:14Hindi pa talaga that pwede.
01:16Pwede naman na.
01:18May permit naman.
01:20At saka,
01:20may number of people.
01:21But of course, the others are really concerned about the virus.
01:26Why?
01:28We love you.
01:29We'll fight you.
01:32So, that's what we're doing.
01:34At least following protocol.
01:36Yes.
01:37So, we're two.
01:37We're two of our baby now, Gavin and Siris.
01:41You're 50-year-old baby?
01:43Eeeh!
01:45A lot.
01:46You lose my baby god.
01:48Ha ha ha ha.
01:50Ha ha ha ha.
01:52Ha ha ha ha!
01:53Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:57Magkaiba sila eh.
01:58But, magkaiba sila ng mga baby eh.
02:00Yung kanya malaki na agad.
02:03Mga nakaka-date ko ngayon mga, Gen Z usually.
02:06Oo, kamusta?
02:07Say mga baby.
02:08But Gen Z.
02:09Hindi ko na lang sineseryoso.
02:10Ha ha ha ha.
02:11Hindi ko na lang sila sineseryoso.
02:13Aa!
02:14Yung ang kasagutan.
02:15Hindi, pwede naman yung fun-fun.
02:17Yeah, yeah.
02:17They are also good for a fan-fan because they are Gen Z.
02:20Correct, correct.
02:21All of this happened to you,
02:25PBB showbiz, business, and all family,
02:28all of that happened,
02:29where did it happen?
02:32Ati RG.
02:33We call it RG.
02:35We really feel the support of it.
02:37We were in Pasay.
02:40We got to go to Araneta Avenue
02:44for a better environment,
02:46a better house.
02:48Then PBB,
02:50they saw their posts on us,
02:53the boat.
02:55And there was a lot of food for them.
02:59They were brought to them.
03:00They were brought to them.
03:01They were brought to them.
03:02They were brought to them.
03:04They were very motherly for us.
03:08They were very motherly.
03:10They brought food.
03:11They were brought to them.
03:14I have some mental problems.
03:18He also helped me.
03:20When I was psychiatry,
03:22I was required in 2023.
03:24He was brought to me.
03:26Then when I got back to the hospital,
03:32I got back to the hospital last year.
03:35When people pushed me online,
03:38he was in the hospital.
03:40Like that.
03:41So,
03:42he was very motherly with us.
03:44That's right.
03:45What about you?
03:45How did he become motherly for you?
03:47When you need to drink.
03:50That's more than motherly.
03:53That's true.
03:54That's right.
03:55You know what?
03:56That's right, Ate Chai.
03:57Ate Chai is the biggest
04:01maternal instinct
04:02that I've known for.
04:03Even if he's not a child,
04:07especially for you,
04:08his brother,
04:09he gives off
04:11that he has energy
04:12to the point
04:13that
04:14while I'm in a show
04:15with him,
04:16I'm spoiled
04:17when I'm with him.
04:19Because
04:19there's a lot of food,
04:21there's an extension,
04:23there's a lot of food.
04:25There's a lot of essential oils.
04:27Good.
04:28But
04:28you feel very
04:30parang nadadala niya
04:31yung bahay niya
04:32sa labas ng bahay niya
04:33kapag gano'n.
04:34So, hindi mo nanggulat.
04:35Siyempre,
04:35paano pa ka nila,
04:36Bobby Chacala, Robert?
04:39I'm happy.
04:39I'm happy akong ginagawa yun.
04:41Siyempre,
04:42I protect my people.
04:44You protect your people.
04:46I protect my people.
04:48Siyempre,
04:48kung ano mangyari sa kanila,
04:50kaligayahan mo din yun.
04:51Diba?
04:52Kusan sila makarating,
04:53kaligayahan mo din yun.
04:54Diba?
04:55Pag malungkot sila,
04:56malungkot ka din.
04:56Diba?
04:57Tama.
04:58At dahil diyan,
04:59ladies and gentlemen,
05:00mga ka-honorables,
05:02let's all watch this.
05:03Ay!
05:04May BTR.
05:06Wala!
05:07Wala!
05:07Gala ko mayroon!
05:09Ano ba yun?
05:10Umasa!
05:12Mali!
05:15Hindi!
05:15Let's watch this.
05:16Let's watch this live!
05:18Kasi live yung message nila sayo.
05:20Kasi live yung message nila sayo.
05:20So, kunari ito yung video
05:22ngayon pala natin kukunan.
05:23Kung may ipapasalamat kayo sa ate nyo,
05:25anong sasabihin mo?
05:27Hulo?
05:27Ah, siguro.
05:29Mabakakourney nyo.
05:30Syempre, happy birthday!
05:32Happy birthday, Ate RG.
05:34Okay na makabili din sa Dubai.
05:35Diyan ko lang.
05:38Ate RG, tawag namin sa kanya.
05:40So, syempre,
05:41thank you sa pagiging mabuti
05:43at maasikasong ate.
05:44At di lang ate,
05:46nanay,
05:46simula nung bata pa kami.
05:48So, more awards
05:50and more blessings sa'yo.
05:52Wow!
05:53More awards!
05:54Yes!
05:54Bigat sa ulo ng crowds.
05:55Grabe!
05:56Once a year, meron yan.
05:58Yes!
05:59Happy, happy birthday kay Ate.
06:01Thank you for being a literal
06:04na balitang ina sa aming magkakapatid.
06:07And ayun, mas marami ka pang ma-achieve.
06:10And thank you for giving us
06:12yung mga pamangkin na love na love namin.
06:14Ah!
06:15And yun, happy, happy birthday.
06:17Yes!
06:18Thank you!
06:19At di lang dyan nagtatapos.
06:21Papasukin din natin
06:22ang isa pang babati
06:24sa ating Madam Chair.
06:25Babati?
06:27Yeah!
06:29Happy birthday to you!
06:31Bati sa point ako,
06:32ba't si Mama Oggi?
06:33Happy birthday to you!
06:36Thank you!
06:37Happy birthday to you!
06:40Happy birthday!
06:42Happy birthday!
06:44Happy birthday!
06:45Happy birthday!
06:49Ang wish ko ay para sa lahat.
06:53Okay?
06:54Ito ko yung huwag sabihin.
06:56Ito ko sabihin natin.
06:57World peace.
06:58Sana mawala na yung mga barilan, saksakan,
07:02yung mga awayan na yan sa Senado.
07:04At umayos na ang mundo.
07:06Maging masaya na lang tayo.
07:07Kumain tayong tatlong beses isang araw.
07:10Magmura na ang gas, ang meral ko.
07:12Maging good help tayong lahat.
07:14Choose happiness always.
07:15Happy birthday to me.
07:16Yeah!
07:21Sabi ni Lord, ang dami nun ah.
07:23Kaya mo yan Lord?
07:24Pili ka lang.
07:24Go pa ba?
07:26Ganda na cake mo ah.
07:27Ganda na orange.
07:28It's my favorite.
07:29Parang sushi.
07:29O ano to?
07:31California Maki na cake.
07:32California Maki.
07:33California Maki.
07:33Ano yan eh?
07:34Yung itlog ng isda.
07:35Caviar cake.
07:36Caviar cake kasi yan.
07:38Sorry.
07:38Okay na.
07:39Makan ko to.
07:40Para hindi ka mangalay.
07:41At kakainin ko na yan.
07:43Okay.
07:43Maraming maraming salamat.
07:46Palakpakan natin ulit.
07:47Fifth and fourth.
07:48Solomon!
07:49Salamat.
07:50Salamat.
07:51Your Honor.
07:52Kumbaga kahit ano kayo.
07:54Kahit kayo ay kadugo ng Madam Cha ng hearing na ito ay hindi kayo excused.
08:00Ito na ang ating Executive Whisper.
08:05Okay.
08:08Nag-toothbrush naman ako.
08:10Take it away Mr. Vice Pro Tempore.
08:14Okay.
08:14So may I request the witness to please be on the stand.
08:18Okay.
08:18Ang rules nito ng Executive Whisper ay meron kaming
08:21tatanungin sa inyo.
08:22Pero choice nyo kung sasabihin nyo sa mic yung sagot
08:25or ibubulong nyo lang sa amin.
08:28Okay.
08:29Okay.
08:30Pwede yung sabihin sa mic pero at your own risk.
08:32At your own risk.
08:33Sa inyo.
08:34Kung gusto nyo ako mag-viral ang ate ninyo.
08:37Yep.
08:38Sa birthday niya.
08:39Charot.
08:40Ano ba naman yung tiisin nyo lang yung konting bashing.
08:43Tama.
08:48Sanay na ako dyan.
08:52Okay.
08:53Okay.
08:54Okay.
08:54Fart!
08:57Sino ang artista ang dating close mo na friendship over mo na?
09:05Kilala ko yun.
09:06Oh, ikaw na magsabihin.
09:08Si ano?
09:13Sarang ko wala naman.
09:16Kinuento mo sakin.
09:20Kasi dapat mas malupit yung tanong pinatone down ko.
09:23Sarot.
09:28Hindi naman.
09:32Mali!
09:32Hindi!
09:33Sabi ko, hindi na.
09:35Sayang lang.
09:37Hindi na.
09:38Kasi nakilangan.
09:39Di ba?
09:40Sabi mo.
09:41Ah, so tama naman.
09:42Jumoy.
09:44Oo.
09:45Oo.
09:46At is heartbroken naman pala siya.
09:48Malakas ng tinga.
09:50Oo.
09:50Ariko!
09:51Maka hila ng tinga na.
09:52Ano?
09:53Ano?
09:53Ano?
09:53Ayaw kay Buboy to.
09:56Ayaw eh.
09:58Pero hindi naman negative.
10:00Yun nga lang.
10:00Tsaka ako yung nag-explain mo.
10:02Explain mo.
10:05Hayaan nyo na ang birthday nyo naman.
10:06Hindi.
10:08Ikwento mo kung bakit.
10:10Hindi naman negative.
10:10Alam mo ni Fyf?
10:12Bulong nyo rin muna sa kanya.
10:13Sino ba?
10:17Di ba?
10:18Crush ko yan.
10:23May topless yan sa laptop ko.
10:24May topless yan sa laptop ko.
10:29Kaya pala yung friendship over.
10:32Kung gusto nyo malaman yung sagot, nakawin nyo lang yung laptop ni Fyf.
10:37Ay kasi ano, parang mas bata yung batch nila eh.
10:41So yun.
10:42Lagi ako ni Yaya.
10:43Laging ano.
10:44Inaya nga ako niya.
10:45Akala ako si Ford.
10:48Sa totoo yun?
10:49Talaga?
10:50O?
10:50Hindi ka pumunta.
10:52Siyempre, kinilig ako.
10:56Parang sabi yan, tinilig.
10:58Tinigasan sa kilig.
11:01Pero walang dilig.
11:03Walang dilig.
11:04Walang dilig.
11:05Hindi na diligan.
11:06Hindi ka natuloy.
11:08Hindi.
11:09Nahiya ako eh.
11:09Siyempre, pakipot.
11:10Sayang.
11:12Sayang.
11:12So yun nga, kailangan laging jumoyn.
11:15Oo, kasi siyempre.
11:16Eh, ba di ka jumoyn?
11:17Why not?
11:18Wala ka pa ng mga anak nun?
11:20Hmm, siguro yung trip lang iba.
11:23Ah, yun na nga.
11:24Sabi sa inyo eh.
11:26Diba?
11:27Nilaglag yung kapatid.
11:30Okay, next na.
11:31Okay.
11:32Next, next.
11:33Fifth.
11:34Labi naman ang taas.
11:35Sinong aktor?
11:40Sinong aktor?
11:46Sino aktor ang nakalandian mo?
11:49Ay!
11:50Ano siya ganito?
11:52Umbilis!
11:53Umbilis!
11:56Umbilis!
11:57Love it!
11:58Ano?
11:59Ano yun?
11:59Kakalabas ko pa lang ng PBB din.
12:02We were invited sa Star Magic Ball.
12:05Oo.
12:06Then siyempre,
12:07hot ka pa niyan.
12:08Galing ka pa ng PBB.
12:09Diba?
12:11Sasabihin mo talaga sa May?
12:13Sasabihin mo talaga sa May?
12:14Sasabihin mo sa May?
12:14Oo.
12:14Sa pigilan!
12:16Lasingan, lasingan,
12:17pa ganyan, ganyan.
12:18Tapos siyempre,
12:20pag ano,
12:20tapos na yung party,
12:21may mga kanya-kanyang room,
12:23diba?
12:23Nagiinuman sa mga room,
12:25ganyan, ganyan.
12:25Tapos ano,
12:26umiihi ako.
12:27Tapos pag harap kong gano'n,
12:28nilikan niya na ako bigyan.
12:29Hala!
12:30Oh my God!
12:33Kala pa kong umiihi!
12:34Pero napasok naman sa zipper.
12:36Akala ko ang pang umiihi!
12:38Medyo kung pista ko!
12:39So, natuluan ba siya?
12:41Mga naman ako!
12:43Kaya nga eh!
12:44Kaya nga eh!
12:44Kaya nga eh!
12:45Gawin na, ikawin na natin siya!
12:46Parang ikaw yung mihi ako!
12:48Iyi!
12:48Ako yung mihi ako!
12:49Pinagpag!
12:50Hindi! Tapos na!
12:51Napag-apagamang!
12:54Di man na ako!
12:58Pinasok muna yung ***!
13:01Saan?!
13:02Saan?!
13:02Saan?!
13:03Sa Sa Sa brief!
13:04Sa brief!
13:05Tapos pag-arap,
13:07inalikan niya na ako!
13:09Hinintayin!
13:09Pero hindi na!
13:10Hindi na!
13:10Hindi!
13:11Nagalikan lang!
13:12Siyempre, inalikan niya na ako!
13:13Inalikan ko na lang!
13:14Nakakatawa yun!
13:14Di ba siya nakakahugas ng kamay!
13:16Ginanong siya siya!
13:17Ah! Diyos ko!
13:19Diyon!
13:19Ginanong siya!
13:20Pero siya nakagaroon pa rin!
13:21Ah!
13:21Nakagaroon!
13:21Ah! Mala! Okay! Okay!
13:23Pero yun!
13:23Hanggang kiss lang yun!
13:24Tapos,
13:25kinabukasan message niya ng message!
13:27Pero hindi ko naman kasi siya masyadong tight!
13:29Ah!
13:29Ah!
13:32Sasabihin mo ba?
13:33O ibubulong mo ko siya?
13:33Ibubulong na!
13:34Ah! Bulong mo na lang!
13:35Bulong mo na lang!
13:36Bulong mo na lang!
13:36Bulong mo na lang!
13:38It's a crazy noise!
13:41Nakakalo!
13:43Nakakalo!
13:44Ah!
13:44Pabulong din din!
13:45Ah!
13:46Ah!
13:47Pag-pag-pag-pag-pag-pag-pag-pag!
13:48Pag sinabi ni Faith,
13:49mag-a-anna to!
13:50Mag-a-mang granit mag yap!
13:52Oh gonna!
13:53hoop!
13:53Ako na lang magsasabi sa mic!
13:56Kilalad jo to!
14:00Ah!
14:02At...
14:05Ay!
14:08Ah!
14:10Ohh!
14:14Medyo,
14:15bilip nyo na lang pa kung ang marinigat!
14:26We're going to have a look at what we're going to think about.
14:30Thank you so much.
14:34Thank you so much.
14:36A round of a fourth and fifth for fourth and fifth.
14:39Thank you, thank you.
14:42And here is the Batas for the Week.
14:43Ang ating Batas for the Week ay ang twinning law.
14:48Magkasamang na buo, magkaibang tao.
14:51Hindi porkit kambal ay isa ang gusto.
14:53Pero ang sigurado, hindi sila mabububag.
14:56Dahil sa bawat isa, dala nila ay liwanag.
15:01Happy birthday ulit, Patamcha!
15:03Thank you so much.
15:05Thank you, Your Honor.
15:06Thank you, Honorables.
15:08Sana tumagal pa tayo one year at a time.
15:11Hindi ko i-wish yung 40 years, 30 years, 10 years.
15:15Hindi, another year lang.
15:16Tapos next year, another year ulit.
15:20When you wish mo one year, renewable.
15:22Ganun lang, oo, oo.
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