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Welcome to the House of Honorables. Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing din dito. Kada session, may isu-subpoena na celebrity resource persons sina Madam Chariz Solomon at Mr. Buboy Villar para imbestigahan ang kahit anong isyu natin sa life. Lahat papatulan. Walang mahahatulan. Masayang hearing lang. ‘Yan ang Your Honor!
New episode drops every Saturday night. This vodcast is produced by GMA Network’s YouLol Originals. Subscribe to @YouLolGMA on Youtube to access all Kapuso comedy content.
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Welcome to the House of Honorables. Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing din dito. Kada session, may isu-subpoena na celebrity resource persons sina Madam Chariz Solomon at Mr. Buboy Villar para imbestigahan ang kahit anong isyu natin sa life. Lahat papatulan. Walang mahahatulan. Masayang hearing lang. ‘Yan ang Your Honor!
New episode drops every Saturday night. This vodcast is produced by GMA Network’s YouLol Originals. Subscribe to @YouLolGMA on Youtube to access all Kapuso comedy content.
Follow us on:
Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-Spotify
Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-Apple-Podcasts
YouTube Music: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-YouTube-Music
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00What?
00:04Is there still?
00:05Wala pa!
00:07Sorry, I'm going to call you.
00:11Annoying...
00:13Hello, boy!
00:15Hello! Hello! Madam Chak!
00:17Madam Chak! Hello!
00:18A, Mr. Vice Chair.
00:21Andito na yung resource person natin.
00:23Nasaan ka ba?
00:24Ay, anak ng Teteng.
00:27Andito ako sa Firewall. Akala ko,
00:30nandito siya. Kaya ako nag-investig ako dito.
00:31Bakit ako pumunta dito? Inidemanda kita.
00:35Ay! Yari ka, boy!
00:38Inidemanda mo ako?
00:40Nag-create pa naman ako ng tulingan. Wala ka dito.
00:44Ibigay pa saan ako ng sub-B.
00:45Pasensya ka na, Madam Chak! Miss Intercom!
00:48Miss Intercom!
00:50Ano?
00:51Miss Intercom! Tignan mo yung mga natututunan mo
00:53dyan sa Firewall. Miss Intercom!
00:57Magpunta ba yun o hindi po?
00:59Sir, wala! Hindi makakapunta.
01:01Naku naman!
01:02Pwede ganito na lang po, Madam Chato.
01:04Nandyan na lang din po muna.
01:05Pwede po bang mag-investiga na lang po muna ako dito
01:08tapos magbibigay ako ng Subtina
01:10at ang mga iba pa mga artista na nandito.
01:12Siguraduin mo marami kang ibabalik sa aming Executive Whisper, ha?
01:16Nagbigay ako kay Kaili Padilla ulit sa Subtina.
01:19Si Kailin Alcantara.
01:21Si Kailin, binigyan ko. Sinihikuha ko. Sinihikuha ko sa mukha.
01:24Ay, hayo.
01:25Tama-tama, ha?
01:26Sige na, kami ng bala.
01:28Yung ilaw sa gates, ha? Pag hindi ginagamit, patayin nyo natapos yung mga ato.
01:34Magsatrabaho nyo lang ako.
01:37We miss you, Mr. Weiser.
01:39Pero commute siya, ha?
01:40You're missing out.
01:42Sumarap ka ngayon, boy.
01:43Baka gusto mo one more time.
01:46Siya!
01:47Ay!
01:48We close up!
01:49Totoo!
01:50Yes!
01:50Sige na, kami ng bala dito.
01:52Ganyan ka naman, eh.
01:53Paano kayang badan siya?
01:55Sinuladigin kung nalaman mo dyan.
01:56Eh, hindi ko na alam.
01:57Siguro pakiusap ako yung multo dito sa studio.
02:00Anghanap na lang kami.
02:01Sige na, yung gate, sarado mo ba kayong mga aso lumabas?
02:04Yung street ang pinto, isara mo papasok mga labok.
02:07Sige po, sige po.
02:08We love you, Mr. Vice Chair.
02:10Ingat po, Mr. Vice Chair.
02:11Goodbye.
02:13I love you, your honor.
02:14Bye-bye.
02:15Ay, nako.
02:16Ano ba yan?
02:17O paano?
02:18Okay lang ba kung ako...
02:20Mikoy!
02:21Mikoy!
02:22May gagawin ka ba?
02:23Ano yun?
02:24Wala naman.
02:25Hindi kasi wala si Mr. Vice Chair eh.
02:28Baka pwede ka mag Mr. Vice Chair contemporary.
02:31Contemporary!
02:33Protemporary!
02:33May yun ah?
02:34Oo.
02:36Ano, okay lang ba?
02:37May gagawin ka ba?
02:38Ready ka ba?
02:39O ano?
02:41Ay.
02:42Ano, ready ka ba?
02:44Kailangan naka mic dito.
02:46Ah, okay.
02:46Hindi kami nakasurround.
02:47Hindi kami nakalive sound.
02:48Medyo bigla natin siya.
02:49Uy, here, si Tetay.
02:50Hi.
02:50Si Tetay, di ba?
02:51Si Mikoy na ba yan?
02:55Si Tetay na ba yan?
02:56Mikoy!
02:57Si Tetay na ba yan?
02:59Miss na, miss na kita!
03:02Mikoy!
03:02Ito siya!
03:03Ito siya!
03:03Ito siya!
03:04Ito siya!
03:04Ilamit nito!
03:04Ito!
03:05Ikaw nga yan Mikoy!
03:06Andito ako, Tetay.
03:08Ito ako.
03:15Ako na nga.
03:17Yes!
03:17Oh, tatanggalin ko na lang muna.
03:18Siguro okay lang kahit walang name tag, no?
03:21Wala, hindi kami.
03:22Pero where?
03:23Buti na lang.
03:24Grabe na ba?
03:25Ay!
03:25Ay, ang galing!
03:28Ang galing!
03:29May printout!
03:31So, ayan na nga po, mga honorables.
03:33Di po makakarating si Mr. Vice Chair Buboy.
03:35Hindi siya makaalit sa investigation niya.
03:38Sa task force spiral.
03:39Pero buti na lang andito sa GMA, aking BFF.
03:42Ina-nominate ko ngayon bilang Vice Chair Pro Tempore.
03:45Let's all welcome, Mikoy Morales!
03:47Woo!
03:50I accept your honor.
03:52I accept very much.
03:53And it's an honor to be accepted.
03:54Because this is...
03:56Your Honor!
03:57Nagito lang!
03:59Welcome again!
04:00Welcome back to House of Honorables.
04:02To the House of Honorables.
04:03Thank you Madam Chair.
04:05Right now as my Vice Chair Pro Tempore.
04:07Okay, Pro Tempore lang.
04:08Dahil dyan, tignan natin ang lakas mo.
04:11I-intro na natin ang show na ito, ang hearing na ito.
04:14Lahat papatulan!
04:15Walang mahahatulan!
04:16Your Honor!
04:17Your Honor!
04:18Available on Yulol, YouTube Channel, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts.
04:22Subscribe now!
04:25Bade, bade, bade, bade, bade.
04:27I-reserve mo yan sa ating napaka-divine na guest.
04:30Let's all welcome our resource person, ang aming English-serum friend,
04:33isa sa pinakamagaling, pinakamagandang stand-up comedian sa bangsa.
04:37Pinakamatangkad!
04:38Pinakarequested ko!
04:40Divine Dato!
04:41Yes!
04:44Yes!
04:46Woo!
04:48Woo!
04:48Woo!
04:49Woo!
04:49Woo!
04:51Woo!
05:01It's so nice to be here!
05:02I've been-
05:03I've been dreaming to like, you know,
05:05guests here so you're on there like for so many years like-
05:08You look divine, now you're feeling divine, now you're feeling the same as how you look.
05:11Oh, you have no idea how happy I am right now, really.
05:14Oh, lovely!
05:16Oh, lovely!
05:16Oh, lovely!
05:17Oh, lovely!
05:19Hanggang lang!
05:21Hanggang pasang ako!
05:23Hanggang lang!
05:24Ginuso mo yan, ha!
05:26Thank you!
05:30Thank you din!
05:32Thank you din!
05:32Naku, ang dami pa nito!
05:34Kasi nga, simula pa lang to, mama at etay.
05:36Marami tayong imbisigahan nga, Mr. Vice Chair.
05:38True!
05:38Pro-temporary.
05:39Ang ganda nung pro-temporary.
05:41Kaya ang haba nga eh.
05:42Oo nga eh.
05:42Pwede ano na lang, VCPT.
05:46VPT.
05:47Tama ba?
05:47Vice Chair.
05:48VC.
05:49O, kaya V na lang, VPT.
05:51VPT.
05:52Mr. VPT.
05:53VPT.
05:54Okay.
05:54Yes.
05:54Do your take.
05:56Manumbang muna si teta.
05:57Oo, kailangan may sumpa.
05:59Okay, okay, okay.
06:00Sumpa muna po ako.
06:00Okay.
06:01So, pakitaas ang kanang...
06:03Sige, kilay.
06:05Ako gusto yung kanang golden boob.
06:07Kanang golden boob.
06:08Kanang milky boob.
06:09Okay.
06:12I don't mind.
06:13I don't mind.
06:14Ikaw bahala ko nung itataas mong kanan.
06:16Yes.
06:16Them titties are well taken care of.
06:18I love it.
06:19I bet.
06:19I bet.
06:20I'm so happy for you with that.
06:22Na-miss ni Mikoy yan.
06:23Ah!
06:24This is for Mikoy.
06:25This is for Cherie.
06:27Wow!
06:27I'm happy.
06:29Okay.
06:29Okay.
06:32Divine Chetai, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth?
06:36So, help your divine self.
06:38Yes, your honor.
06:38And with that being said, simula na ang hearing na to.
06:41Wow!
06:43Si Isa, si Divine, sa mga kilala naming brainy na komedyante kayong bisigahan natin ngayon,
06:49ang tanong na madalas tinatanong sa mga beauty pageant,
06:53Alin ba ang mas mahalaga?
06:55Beauty or brains?
06:57Mm-hmm.
06:58And what can you say?
07:00Anong sagot mo?
07:01Beauty or brains?
07:02Which is more important.
07:03What do you think?
07:06Correct!
07:08Agad ano!
07:09Yeah!
07:09Time's up!
07:11Sorry!
07:13Sorry siya was that!
07:16Hindi na naman tayo nag-buy the subscription!
07:20Beauty or brains?
07:21Yes, yes.
07:22Madam.
07:24Actually, kung mapipili, for me, honestly, it should go together.
07:30Pero kung wala ka naman talagang choice,
07:32siguro pipiliin mo na lang yung talino, brains.
07:35Really?
07:36Kasi kung matalino ka, makakahanap ka lahat ng parahan para gumanda ka eh.
07:39Oh!
07:40Actually.
07:41Yes, kasi kung maganda ka lang,
07:42well, you know, lilipas yan.
07:45Oo.
07:45Hindi mo siya ma-maintain.
07:47You know what, bukod sa salapi, ang ganda kailangan mo na-maintain eh.
07:51Oo.
07:51Because as you age, you're gonna like,
07:54not naman mag-wilt ka, para kang bulaklak ka.
07:57Oo.
07:57So, mangunguluntoy ka.
07:59So, you need brain, like, to think kung paano ka magiging fresh palagi.
08:03Tama, tama.
08:04Tsaka may kasabihin, di ba,
08:06what is beauty if the **** is dirty?
08:12Even if you're a cutie, you're **** guilty.
08:16I believe in the same.
08:18What is beauty if you're **** guilty?
08:22And I'm sorry.
08:25Okay, last minute.
08:26Let's go.
08:26Ang ganda kaya.
08:27Para deus, do you believe you have both?
08:30Brains talaga.
08:30Madam, ano po?
08:31Do you believe you have beauty and brains?
08:32I don't even consider myself, like, beautiful.
08:34I'm more of, like, charming.
08:35I'd rather be, like, charming than beautiful.
08:37You are.
08:37Because sometimes, when you, like, you're beautiful,
08:39but it ends there.
08:40I mean, it's like having a burger without anything.
08:43Like, you know, like, just the patty and the bun.
08:45Just the bun.
08:46So, I mean, I'd rather be charming.
08:47No.
08:48Who helped me?
08:50Help me, Nord.
08:52Who helped me?
08:53Who helped me?
08:54I mean, beautiful, maganda beautiful.
08:56Kasi minsan parang,
08:57there's, like, a chance of, like, umay later on.
08:59Right, right.
09:00So, like, if you're, like, charming or ganun, parang,
09:03parang, I think it's much cuter that way.
09:04That's good.
09:05But I object your honor.
09:06Ganun ba dito?
09:07Pwede.
09:08I object your honor.
09:09But doesn't it go both ways?
09:10Na parang, can't you use your beauty to get brains?
09:16Pwede.
09:16Diba?
09:17Or di mo na kailangan ng brains,
09:18pero may expire ka nga.
09:21Baka sandali lang kayo nung jowa mo
09:23or nung friend mo
09:24kasi nilang kwenta kausap.
09:27Diba? May ganun, eh.
09:28Totoo ko.
09:28Yan yung nahiyasyo.
09:30O hindi.
09:31Sobrang talino mo kaya.
09:32Kaya nga, binawasan ka ng height, eh.
09:34Kasi paano na?
09:35Kasi God is fair.
09:36Oo.
09:37Eh, bakit si Buboy?
09:38Kaya wala din siyang height.
09:40Kaya nga?
09:41Oo, kasi matalino din si Buboy.
09:43Yun lang ha, natapos na doon.
09:45Pati yung paglaki niya, natapos na doon.
09:48Hindi ako maka-absent.
09:50Hindi ako maka-absent.
09:52Magulat ka, next episode kami na ni Buboy yung nandito.
09:55Alam mo naman,
09:57on defense naman kay Buboy,
09:59Buboy is not strikingly handsome.
10:02Hindi.
10:02But he is cute.
10:03He's appealing.
10:04He's charming.
10:05He's striking.
10:06You want to strike?
10:06Oo.
10:07Di ba kapag nakadalawang boteng tequila ka na,
10:09laban na yun eh.
10:10Yung,
10:11pwede na to,
10:12kaysa uwi kang luhaan.
10:13Sabi?
10:14Talawang?
10:14Pwede na to.
10:15Bago ko sumuka,
10:16pwede na si Buboy.
10:18Para minsan na rin ang isuka ko.
10:20May nangyari naman sa'yo ni Buboy?
10:23Ilang beses na.
10:25Kasi di mo magkapitbahay kami.
10:27I mean,
10:28magkalapit yung tiraan namin before.
10:30Tapos pag nagubusan sila ng kanin,
10:32pupunta sila sa akin.
10:33Ano ito, hihihila ng kanin?
10:35Ito ba?
10:37Pwede na yan.
10:38Basa mo muna ito sa loob.
10:40Parang sa bumubunta sa inyo,
10:41inaakit niya yung pader.
10:42Hindi eh.
10:43May siwang yung gate.
10:44Lulusan talaga.
10:47Bisa nga,
10:48nakampas nung kasambay
10:49kasi ka na, pusa.
10:50Uy!
10:50Kaibigan ko yan!
10:53May matay na ako.
10:55Uy!
10:55Ilan to?
10:59Pero ito nga,
11:00walang etos.
11:01Kasi isa kasa dini-describe.
11:03Pag alibaba,
11:03we talk about you.
11:05Kapag pinag-uusapan ka namin behind your back,
11:07they always say,
11:08napakatalino mong tao.
11:10But thank you so much.
11:11It's such a compliment.
11:13Di totoo.
11:13We look up to you so much.
11:15Like literally.
11:16Like literally.
11:17It's like,
11:18dead eye, hi.
11:18Beso.
11:19Kaya lang yung natatapat sa ano niya.
11:22Langga kaya nga hanggang dede lang tayo.
11:23Kaya nga sakto eh.
11:24Kasi nakatingyad na tayo dun.
11:25Kaya nga to-tuwa kayo.
11:27Parang hi!
11:27Ito na si mama,
11:29kakain na kayo.
11:33That year is tuloy ako.
11:35Ayon, honor student?
11:36No.
11:37As far as my memory is concerned,
11:39like never akong parang nag-excel academically.
11:42So, yung sakto lang.
11:44Ang dami namin magkakapatid eh.
11:46Ilan kayo, ma?
11:4749.
11:49Kaya pala.
11:51Eh, tapos si mama no, naglalabala.
11:54Ano yung nanay mo, aso?
11:56Hindi, ano kami?
11:58Pusa.
11:58Pusa.
11:59Puneo.
12:00Tapos,
12:01wala, parang,
12:01lahat sila, ewan ko,
12:03lahat sila yung
12:04yung matalino,
12:05matataas yung mga grado nila.
12:06Right, right, right.
12:07So, parang okay, whatever.
12:08Sige, naririnig ko lang.
12:10Yun lang.
12:10Sucks lang ako.
12:11Hindi ako.
12:11Mas more mabarkada nga ako noon eh.
12:13Kasi yung age gap namin malalaki eh.
12:15So.
12:16Mga pangailan ka dun sa inyo?
12:17I'm the youngest.
12:18Youngest na lang.
12:19Sa Bonsuka.
12:20Yes.
12:21Dala ko nga yung panganay namin.
12:26Takot ka ko nandito.
12:28Nakakatakot.
12:29Kaya pala,
12:29kapat parang,
12:30maaligas kas yung,
12:31hilagin nyo ng tubig si kuya.
12:35Kapat maaligas kas yung tubig.
12:37Kuya ko yun eh.
12:39Close kami.
12:42Kaya pala,
12:43mapait,
12:43patuyuhin nyo to.
12:47Hindi yun.
12:47Hindi yun.
12:48Hindi yun.
12:48So hindi ako ba ano.
12:49Kung mga,
12:49lalo na sa math noon,
12:51mahina talaga ang kukote ko.
12:53Alam mo ba yung natatawangan yung mami ko,
12:55di ba?
12:55Pag yung bibigaya na kukuha na ng cards,
12:57di ba?
12:57Nako.
12:58Kasi Kenneth, di ba?
12:59So, kinato.
13:00Nako yung card mo,
13:01dalhin mo sa ano?
13:02Sa gubat.
13:03Kasi maraming punong magaganon daw.
13:05Kasi puno daw palakol yung.
13:07Di ba?
13:08Hindi ako nanonood ka, mami.
13:10O, yan.
13:10Tinan mo ngayon, no?
13:11Yes!
13:12Pero ang ganda na sinabi niya,
13:14kasi dahil doon,
13:14it proves na,
13:15doon mo nakuha yung brains mo.
13:16Ang witty nung sinabi ng mami mo ngayon.
13:18Yeah, actually.
13:19Napampalakol yung grades mo.
13:20O, yun na.
13:21Pero okay na yan.
13:22Kaya nga pag kunyari,
13:22umi-80 sa math.
13:24Ganyan ako,
13:24natutuwa na si Aling Feli, my mom.
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