00:04But for Bashers, do you have Bashers online?
00:08Do you have Bashers on Cool Pals?
00:10Because you're like, you're all the way.
00:13What do you think you're offended by the Bashers?
00:19Do you have any Bashers?
00:22Okay, Kiko Jek.
00:23Kiko Jek, he's laughing at Kiko Jek.
00:26It started the Worth It Pabato T-shirt.
00:30I have a shirt.
00:31You can quit comedy.
00:36I said, Worth It Pabato?
00:38I don't care.
00:40It's true.
00:41It's true.
00:42It's true.
00:43It's true.
00:43It's true.
00:44It's a joke.
00:46It's a joke.
00:52Wait, on Cool Pals.
00:54It's a podcast.
00:56And then, it's not a good thing.
01:02I mean, I'm an amazing community.
01:04It's not a community.
01:05It's not a community.
01:05Just when I just post it on Reddit,
01:06sometimes it's a blow up.
01:08Ah, it's a Reddit.
01:10I told James that I'm not going to go back on Reddit.
01:14I'm going to go back on Reddit.
01:16James, because I'm always going to go back on social posts.
01:18Roger, you're going to go back on the show.
01:21I'm so sorry for watching.
01:22You're a kid.
01:23Because you're married.
01:24No, you're a kid.
01:27I'm not a kid.
01:29I'm not a kid.
01:30I'm not a kid.
01:33You're a kid.
01:33I'm not a kid.
01:34You're a kid.
01:34I'm a kid.
01:34I'm a kid.
01:36You're a kid.
01:36I'm a kid.
01:37But you know what?
01:39Okay.
01:40The most honest of your thoughts are,
01:42since they're saying it anonymously and from afar,
01:46And you may never meet them.
01:48Pero it doesn't mean it's right.
01:50And it is correct.
01:52Like,
01:52hindi right-right lang,
01:54pero correct.
01:55Kasi minsan,
01:56ito yung sasabi,
01:57na-observe namin ganito,
01:58ganyan.
01:58May mga technical na sinasabi.
02:00Pero hindi nilalam kung bakit gano'n.
02:02Bakit naging gano'n.
02:04Also,
02:05hindi nyo naintindihan
02:06kasi itong part lang pinanood nyo eh.
02:08Hindi nyo nakuha yung pulse
02:10ng buong show.
02:11Kasi you didn't watch it from the start.
02:13You just watched a portion of it.
02:16Ganyan,
02:16ang taas na dito nakita.
02:18Kaya you have to,
02:19you have to,
02:21nitpick yung mga sinasabi nila.
02:23Ha?
02:23Anong pick?
02:24Eh, ano mo,
02:25idalain mo.
02:27Anong pick na naman pinapanala mo?
02:28Ano?
02:30Yung pinapanala mo?
02:32Pati yung sound guy nga,
02:33ano o.
02:34Naginigaw sa mga.
02:35Ano yun?
02:35Nip sleep?
02:37Nip sleep?
02:37Then,
02:38akala ko nip sleep.
02:41Namin ko na lang yung mga tao.
02:42Hindi na may pick naman mo yun.
02:44Anong tititin mo?
02:45Ah, ano ka ba?
02:46Neatpick.
02:47Neatpick?
02:48Neatpick pala yun.
02:50O, neatpick.
02:51O, nakakaupin talaga yan.
02:52Kawakawat na iso.
02:54Kasalaran nyo,
02:55nagbigas kayong ngungo.
02:56Tapos ngayon,
02:56nagmoblema kayo sa mga tinasabi niya.
02:58Di ba,
02:58may caption naman to,
03:00di ba?
03:01Pinapaliwalag nyo pa eh.
03:03Pinapaliwalag pa doon.
03:04Ganito,
03:05napitin mo,
03:06neatpick.
03:06Neatpicky yan.
03:07Beep, beep.
03:09Neatpick.
03:09Neatpick.
03:09Neatpick.
03:10Nagulalag mo lang.
03:13Kaya gano'n ito.
03:15May harapan nyo na ako.
03:16Jay lang kumakabataw mo na yun.
03:18Harder.
03:18My God.
03:19Abang na natin yung susunod na reklamo sa'yo sa reddit.
03:21My gosh.
03:22Oo.
03:23Pipiliin mo lang.
03:24Pipiliin mo lang yung mga
03:25tingin mo,
03:27ano naman,
03:27tamang,
03:28tamang
03:29response na'yo.
03:30O tamang, ano sa'yo,
03:31feedback na'yo.
03:32It's comforting to hear it from you guys.
03:34Kasi kayo,
03:35lalaki kayo.
03:36Pero,
03:36nasasakta.
03:37Hindi natin alam.
03:37Oo.
03:38Hindi natin alam.
03:39Pero,
03:40lalaki kayo,
03:41biologically.
03:44Nagkinalo na siguro yung mga
03:46keki,
03:47mga babaeng keki,
03:48alam mo yun.
03:49Kasi,
03:50totoo yung
03:50na-feel mo
03:51nung sinabi mo yung
03:52worth it pa ba to.
03:54May isang isipin mo siya eh.
03:55Ano bang
03:56nabibigay sa'kin ito?
03:58Mas marami ba akong
03:59advantages
03:59kesa disadvantages?
04:00Pero,
04:01ang ganda na
04:02you survive.
04:04And you're still here.
04:06Oo.
04:10Tama na!
04:12Never give up.
04:14So,
04:14magpapagawa ka na ng t-shirt,
04:15never give up.
04:17Dash.
04:17Nyam,
04:17nyam.
04:20Ang ganda na.
04:21Tama na.
04:22Ang ganda na.
04:24Gami na nating merch
04:25na naisip kay Roger.
04:26Palakpaka natin,
04:27Kuya JV,
04:27kay Roger!
04:30YAM, YAM, YAM!
04:31YAM, YAM!
04:33Thank you guys.
04:34One of my favorite episodes.
04:37Yes!
04:37Thank you po.
04:39Love it.
04:39Ano,
04:40way mo na to.
04:41Yung audio man namin,
04:42yes!
04:43Kumayun na eh.
04:44Kumayun na eh.
04:44Yes!
04:45Kasi lo,
04:45hindi niyo na kaya.
04:46Kumayun na.
04:47Kumayun na eh.
04:47Sana niya,
04:48baka ikaw na kumalap dito.
04:49Fine G!
04:50Ito na po,
04:50pupudal na tayo
04:51sa dinadako nating.
04:54Executive Whisperer.
04:55In the morning.
04:58Petition ka pa ba?
04:59Eh,
04:59ang sarap niyo kausap eh.
05:00Hindi ko naman talaga tinatapos.
05:02Hindi kami natatapos.
05:06Eto,
05:06malapit na tayo.
05:07Promise.
05:08Malapit na tayo.
05:08Pero hindi kasi pwedeng
05:10matapos na hindi nyo nararanatan.
05:19Hindi mo naging kaya yung mga S-words.
05:21Nararanasan.
05:21Nararanasan.
05:24Ba't man mo ibigay ka ng t-show?
05:25Hindi na po sa iyan.
05:27Ay, kanina po.
05:28Ay.
05:29Huwag mo umusimigis pa sila.
05:32Subinir mo yan.
05:32Sign na yan.
05:33Salamat.
05:34So, ito na po.
05:35Executive Whisperer,
05:36may mili lang kayo.
05:37Pwede niyo po itong sabihin
05:38live sa mic
05:39yung itatanong namin sa inyo
05:40or pwede rin naman po
05:41sabihin lang.
05:42Sa tenga lang namin.
05:44Ito po ang unang tanong.
05:46Ha!
05:46Ay!
05:47Wala pa!
05:48Wala pa!
05:48Takot-takot naman ito.
05:49Kuya GB.
05:50Oo.
05:51Sino
05:52ang kilala mong stand-up comedian
05:54na lumaki po ang ulo?
05:55Ay, naku.
05:56Dami yan.
05:57Sino pinaka?
05:59Roger Naldo.
06:00Dede, dede, dede.
06:02Hindi mo din,
06:03alam mo ako,
06:04bago ko sagatin.
06:04Hindi mo hindi sabihin sa mic, ha?
06:05Sino?
06:06You have rights.
06:08Kasama yan sa proseso siguro
06:10ng pagsikat eh.
06:11Paglaki ng ulo.
06:13Isa sa mga pipigilan mo
06:15mangyari sa'yo.
06:16Pero minsan,
06:16hindi mo yan
06:18na pipigilan.
06:20So,
06:20dahil nga nakakabulag ang fame.
06:22So,
06:22marami.
06:23Kapansin mo yan,
06:24nalaki yung ulo.
06:24So,
06:26pero kung si
06:27sabihin na ka lumaki.
06:31Kuya.
06:32Ano eh?
06:33Si ano?
06:33Kuya,
06:34sasabihin mo sa mic?
06:35Ha?
06:36Sasabihin mo sa mic?
06:36Sasabihin mo sa mic?
06:38Sasabihin mo?
06:39Bubulong ko na lang.
06:40Bubulong ko na lang.
06:40Bakit na mo kung gano'ng kaya'ng nakamahal?
06:41Pag-sigilan ko.
06:45Siyo ko na lang.
06:47Nakaganyan.
06:49Nakaganyan.
06:50Ibubulong nga nakamahal?
06:51Ibubulong nga nakamahal?
06:52Siyo ko na yun?
06:53Saka tinuulak ko siya.
06:54Oo.
06:54Ibubulong nga nakamahal?
06:55Si ano?
06:56Pero binun.
06:57Saka nakaganito ka naman o.
06:58Si ano?
06:59Si ano?
07:04Dalagdag niya ako eh.
07:05Hindi, si ano?
07:17Kas na message tayo eh.
07:19Sige.
07:19Bubulong ko takin.
07:20Kay, ano?
07:21Eh.
07:22Sige.
07:22Bubulong ko takin.
07:27Bubulong ko na yun.
07:30Ganda niya!
07:30Kika nangyayari yun!
07:32Kipo!
07:34Kimapit ka, kimapit ka.
07:35Ang generous nila ah.
07:37Yung iba hindi pwede talaga.
07:38Hindi kasi namin sinasabi sa kanila.
07:40Bulo mo din.
07:41Hindi namin sinasabi.
07:42Hindi maganda ito kasi ang abot sa kanila.
07:45Ipakita niyo.
07:46Ayan ah.
07:47Ang ganda niyan.
07:47Pinas the message.
07:48Pinagkalat po natin.
07:51With ano po yan ah.
07:53With consent.
07:54Pass the message.
07:55Ibalik nyo sa akin lahat.
07:56Tapos sabihin mo sa mic.
07:58With consent.
07:59Tapos sabihin mo sa mic.
08:00Tino mo kung ano yung lumabas na word.
08:02Tinanati ko tama.
08:05Oy.
08:09Balik mo kay Jimmy.
08:09Balik mo kay Jimmy.
08:10Balik mo kay Jimmy.
08:11Tama.
08:12Ah.
08:12Kaya mo pala magsalita ng mga words today.
08:15Kaya mo pala magsalita ng mga words sa may S.
08:18Nilaloko mo kami!
08:19Nilaloko mo kami!
08:20Imposter!
08:21Ha?
08:21Ha?
08:21Itamimik pala.
08:24Ito ka.
08:24Kung Roger, kala mo makakaligtas ka.
08:26Kung Roger.
08:27Iba mo pa yung usapan ah.
08:29Yam, yam, yam.
08:29Ganun, ganun ulit.
08:30Papasip pa ka ngayon.
08:31Oo, sige, sige.
08:32Sige, tignan natin kung tatin kumpama.
08:34Kaya, nyam, nyam, nyam.
08:35E dolo.
08:36Malingan mo ah.
08:40Sino, pero Roger, sinong content creator?
08:44O kahit artista.
08:45O kahit artista na ayaw mong i-guess sa cool pals.
08:50Yung pag-ginis ay hindi.
08:51Absent ako.
08:51Oo, absent ako.
08:52Ayoko yan.
08:53Hindi siya worth it.
08:54Siya or ako.
08:55Ay siya yung pinili.
08:56Pick it ka.
08:57Para may maisip ka.
08:58Nag-work yun.
08:59Pick it ka.
09:00Yan.
09:01Bakang nanginig ka pa.
09:02Ayun, diba?
09:03Pabulong mo sa kanya.
09:04Bakang mo yung pangalan.
09:05Yung Arnold Schwarzenegger.
09:08Yung ano?
09:09Pagka na mali niya, bubogbogay ko siya.
09:12Bait kawan.
09:12Bait kawan sa akin.
09:13Hindi pa kita nakikita ng galit.
09:14Hindi pa kita nakikita ng galit.
09:16Tawi, tawi.
09:17O, pabalag ng pansit ha.
09:18Tawi, tawi.
09:19Sige, bulong mo.
09:20Ayaw, guys.
09:21Nakakatakot sabi niyo.
09:22Ikaw talaga.
09:28Ha?
09:29Ano ba kasi yung bumulong?
09:30Sige, bulong mo lang.
09:31Tatawad siya.
09:33Pagyan, mali ah.
09:37Padaari natin ito, Ogyeman.
09:40Saan mo ka?
09:41Padaari natin yung Ogyeman.
09:43Kanina pa tao na tao eh.
09:45Kauhin na pa siya namo mo problema siya eh.
09:50Sabihan walang ulit.
09:52Walang ulit.
09:56Hindi nilang kalali.
09:59Pautang daw 2,000.
10:01Buti na lang, nangyari ito.
10:06Sure kayo dyan?
10:07Okay.
10:10Eh, puno mo mo kayo dito.
10:14Ah.
10:16Masis mo?
10:18Nice ka.
10:20Ang panigabi.
10:22Ang galing.
10:23Ang galing.
10:24I'm like, Naldo!
10:27I'm surprised.
10:28I'm like, I'm Naldo.
10:30Well, yes.
10:33Why don't you give me a message to Coolpals?
10:36It's just a two-way.
10:38You're going to die or you're going to die.
10:40That's right.
10:41I'm just going to die.
10:44I love you.
10:46I love you.
10:54Thank you, thank you, thank you sa atin.
10:57Paboritong Coolpals,
10:58Kuya GB, Kuya Roger. Yes, James.
11:00Paboritong Coolpals ko na sila ngayon.
11:04Yum, yum.
11:05Yum, yum.
11:06Ay ba, yum, yum?
11:07Thank you, thank you po sa inyong dalawa.
11:09Siyempre, narito po ang Batas for the Week, Madam Chair.
11:12Ang Batas for the Week ay
11:14wag lang o eh lo.
11:15Ang pagiging sensitive ay okay.
11:18Wag lang umoe sa pagka-KJ
11:20kasi kailangan pa rin natin tumawa.
11:22Hahaha.
11:23Kahit ang paligid ay hindi na nakakatuwa.
11:27Yes!
11:27Pero, syempre, itong mga honorables natin, Madam Cha,
11:30eh, nag-comment.
11:31Oh, may comment na ngayon.
11:32Eh, meron ako na basa kasi sabi mo,
11:34please, mag-comment.
11:34Meron.
11:35Sabi po dito kay Guapa, 1989.
11:38Hala, one year ka na, Madam Cha.
11:39Parang kailan lang yun.
11:41Tagal na natin gumingisi.
11:44Thank you, Guapa 1989.
11:45Magkapareho pa tayo ng year of birth.
11:47Yes.
11:48I love it.
11:49Password niya yan sa ano niya.
11:50Ay, password ba?
11:52Ito naman kay Rain Man, 18.
11:55Watching from Cayman Island.
11:56Huwag ako na-discover yung show
11:58dahil sa interview nyo kay Shuvie.
12:00And since then,
12:01lagi ko nang inabangan at nang sayan ng duo,
12:04chaboy.
12:05Okay, mabuti.
12:06Chaboy.
12:07Walang tapon, manifesting sa award ng show na to.
12:09Uy!
12:09Salamat, Rain Man, 18.
12:11Kailangan mangyari na yan.
12:14Hanggat nare-renew pa kami ng network,
12:17kailangan makuha niya yung award.
12:18Kasi baka sabihin ng award giving bali,
12:21next year natin ire-renew.
12:22Ay, next year kasali na sila.
12:24May award na sila.
12:25Pero hindi na-renew.
12:26Yun lang.
12:27Sayang.
12:27So, ibibigay na lang sa iba.
12:28Ah!
12:29Bago po tayo matapos kayo JB,
12:31Kuya Roger,
12:32ano pong advice po ninyo sa ating mga honorable person?
12:35Napangarap din din po mag stand-up comedy.
12:38Ako na mag-umbisa, Roger,
12:39para ikaw na yung hindi maintindihan.
12:43Sumubok,
12:44mag-open mic.
12:45Punta kayo sa Comedy Manila.ph
12:47Doon lahat ng mga open mic rooms
12:49doon binibigyan ng oras
12:52magsubok ang kahit sinong gustong mag-stand-up.
12:55Tapos, tulungan dyan.
12:57So, huwag kayo mahiya.
12:58Kasi lahat talaga
12:59ay nandun
13:00para tingnan kung nakatawang yung joke.
13:02So, hindi lang kayo yung mahihirapan.
13:03Lahat tayo nahihirapan dyan.
13:06So, pero lahat tulungan.
13:10Diyan nagsimula si Roger.
13:12O, kala nga ni Ryan Rems, asset to ng NBI.
13:15O, doon ako natimula.
13:18Kapag may kwento ka
13:21na kailangan maminig ng mundo,
13:24laging say yes to everything.
13:26Say yes to everything.
13:27Maglag sa droga, siyempre.
13:29Yes!
13:29Saan? Doga?
13:31Doga.
13:31Ay, ayaw mo no?
13:33Sa droga.
13:36Sa droga, yan.
13:37Say yes to everything.
13:38And then,
13:39if you think na meron kang kwento
13:41na tingin mo nakakatawa, try it.
13:43Kahit kwentong wala kwenta.
13:45Oo.
13:46Hindi naman lahat
13:47sa timula magaling ka agad eh.
13:49Kailangan talaga ay, ano mo,
13:51pakik mo yung walo.
13:52Ang galing.
13:53Ang joke.
13:54Yes.
13:56Roger and GB!
13:58Love it!
13:59Of Cool Pass.
14:00Dora niyo sila lagi sa Cool Pass.
14:02Tapos kami din.
14:03Okay, syempre.
14:04Mga kay Yulol!
14:05Maraming salamat din sa inyong panonood
14:06at pakikinig sa amin.
14:07Lagi ipunin yung tandaan.
14:09Deserve mong tumawa.
14:10Deserve mong sumayahan.
14:11Kaya, mag-subscribe na sa Yulol
14:13at i-click mo ang notification bell
14:15dahil dito ang hatid namin sa inyo.
14:18Pertawa.
14:19More sayak.
14:19Hearing a jerk!
14:20See you next sabatuh.
14:26Yom yom!
14:27Ah, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
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