00:05Please welcome your host, Gertie, the flight examiner.
00:10Hello, everyone.
00:12Keep going.
00:15Hello.
00:19Please, please, everyone, keep going.
00:27Now, before I begin, it's Gertrude.
00:31Don't call me Gertie.
00:33Now, in all seriousness, before we get started, apparently folks have been discussing Gertrude
00:39in the break room again, so today's service will have to be extra professional until someone
00:45acts hard.
00:47Sweetheart, are you new?
00:50Why are you setting up your cart like that?
00:52Well, yes, I am, actually.
00:53I just find that this is easier and makes it so that the work is easy.
00:56You must be a C-section baby.
00:58Why do you say that?
00:59With how much you avoid labor.
01:00Oh, my...
01:01If the section is empty, I don't see why I can't move my seat.
01:03But you simply cannot self-upgrade it costs money.
01:06If it's empty, it doesn't matter.
01:08So I don't understand why I can't just move my seat.
01:10All quiet in the frontal lobe, I see.
01:12Are your peers for decoration?
01:16Excuse me, Gertrude.
01:17Yes, sweetheart.
01:18How can I help you?
01:18A passenger complained that you were rude to them, and I really feel like you could
01:22do a better job at interacting with...
01:24Well, I didn't, but it's so nice that you're committed to your level of understanding.
01:28Yeah, I don't know what you just said, but I'm pretty sure it was rude.
01:31I'm not dealing with this vibe.
01:32Sweetheart, that's okay.
01:33You light up every room you walk out of, okay?
01:36Um, excuse me, Miss Flight Attendant Lady?
01:38Yes, young man.
01:39My daddy's a pilot, and he says that all flight attendants are easily replaceable.
01:43Like, you guys aren't even needed.
01:45Is that true?
01:46You know, you have a certain way of speaking that makes people appreciate your silence.
01:51What?
01:51I don't understand.
01:52I'm gonna be a pilot one day instead of a flight attendant.
01:55You'll go far one day, and I hope you stay there.
01:58Oh, hey!
01:59Well, you win some, you lose some.
02:02Be sure to use some of my one-liners to keep your day stress-free.
02:07Ta-ta.
02:08Ta-ta.
02:08Ta-ta.
02:08Ta-ta.
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