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David Cronenberg's THE FLY (1986) gets the 5 Minute Drive-In treatment.

Jeff Goldblum is Seth Brundle. Geena Davis is Veronica Quaife. One fly is about to completely ruin everybody's week.

Yes, apologies for the fun-fact captions. They're intentionally adding commentary, context and production information to the heavily edited presentation, helping support its transformative/fair-use purpose.

Five minutes. One telepod. Several disgusting consequences.

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CHAPTERS
0:00 Seth Brundle Has a Terrible Idea
0:43 Meet Ronnie & the Telepods
1:12 Teaching a Machine About Meat
1:51 Baboon Gets the Job First
2:05 Seth Goes in Alone
2:22 Uh-Oh... Brundlefly
3:20 The Human Warranty Expires
4:00 Stathis Picks a Bad Time to Visit
4:25 The Final Fusion
5:00 Credits — Get Back in the Car

Edited by Tim Ackelmire. AI does not edit the videos.

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Transcript
00:03I'm working on something that'll change the world.
00:06Change it a lot?
00:07You could come back to my lab.
00:09I'm not a very accomplished drunk.
00:15Maybe this is a bad idea.
00:17You've already seen them.
00:17Can't like to leave here alive.
00:19Designer phone booths.
00:20I call them telepods.
00:21Thank God for that.
00:22Do you have something on you that's personal?
00:25I don't wear jewelry.
00:29The world's largest microwave oven.
00:34Where's my stocking?
00:35That's it, the real one.
00:37Your stocking has just been teleported from one pod to another.
00:42Disintegrated there and reintegrated there.
00:44Is that possible, is it?
00:45I thought this was personal.
00:46You can't write about this.
00:48I'm a journalist.
00:49This is the most exciting thing I've ever seen.
00:50I'm going to have to ask you for that tape, please.
00:52You can't do that.
00:53Don't you dare write a story.
00:56The contract science industry's financed us.
00:58He's conning you.
00:59It's an old nightclub routine.
01:00That was an old nightclub.
01:01Are we having lunch?
01:02You didn't waste any time.
01:03I'm not getting any younger.
01:04He wasn't impressed by your tape?
01:05He thinks you're a con man.
01:06Excellent.
01:07Let's see what the people at Omni think about it.
01:09Something important's missing.
01:12What are you doing in my apartment?
01:14Is that for me in the neighborhood?
01:23What the fuck is what I'm thinking?
01:25Can't deal with the flesh.
01:26It only seems to work with inanimate objects.
01:28Nothing that's living.
01:33It tastes, um, synthetic.
01:35I followed you.
01:36You stayed with Brundle all night.
01:37I'll spend the night anywhere I damn well please.
01:46Hey, what's this?
01:47Yeah, from your editor.
01:48I'm sorry.
01:48Somebody slipped it under the door.
01:50What?
01:51I'm shaping your material into a story.
01:53You said Brundle was a con man.
01:56Hey, you're all right.
01:57What are we waiting for?
01:58Let's do it.
02:09I went through last night.
02:11I was a bit upset.
02:12You could have killed yourself.
02:20What's this?
02:20It's an attempt to distract me.
02:22That's what it is.
02:22It really causes me.
02:23I hardly need to sleep anymore and I feel wonderful.
02:25It's like a drug.
02:26What do I have to say?
02:27I'm not going to do it.
02:28You're a fucking drag, you know that?
02:29When you went through, something went wrong.
02:32You're too chicken shit.
02:35I got a hundred bucks says I can beat either one.
02:46Be afraid.
02:47Be very afraid.
02:48Who's this?
02:49I gotta live with my mother too.
02:51Jealous.
02:52Everything about you is changing.
02:53Those weird hairs that were growing out of your back, I had them analyzed.
02:56You're likely insect hairs.
02:58See, that's ridiculous.
02:59Something happened when you went through, Seth.
03:01You're jealous!
03:02Stop it!
03:09Veronica, you don't know how right you were.
03:11Stop.
03:13Every time I look in the mirror, it's someone different, someone hideous, repulsive.
03:16A fly got into the transmitter pod with me that first time when I was alone.
03:20The computer splices together.
03:23Oh, God.
03:24Oh, God.
03:25Why did you call me?
03:30Help me.
03:31Don't go back to it.
03:32That's your advice?
03:33You see, it could be contagious.
03:36What does the disease want?
03:37Turned me into something else.
03:39I'm becoming 185 pounds of life.
03:41It liquefies and he sucks it back up.
03:43Oh, my God.
03:44I'm pregnant.
03:45Oh, no.
03:46Oh!
03:47Oh!
03:49Oh!
03:53For historical interest only.
03:55I wanted to see you.
03:56My teeth have begun to fall out.
04:00What an abortion.
04:01We have good reason to think that this child will be deformed.
04:09Wait.
04:11I have the baby.
04:13I can't.
04:26Don't.
04:27Don't, please.
04:29Please.
04:29Help me to be human.
04:31We've come apart.
04:32Come together there.
04:33I'm the baby.
04:34I'm the baby.
04:36I'm the baby.
04:39Don't, please.
04:39I'm the baby.
04:40Help me.
04:47I'm the baby.
04:50I'm the baby.
04:57Help me.
04:58I'm the baby!
05:00Oh!
05:02Oh!
05:02Oh!
05:02Oh!
05:07I'm too bad.
Comments
Tim Ackelmire
Creator
Be honest: at what exact point should Seth have said, "Maybe I stop using the teleporter now"?

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