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00:31Good afternoon and welcome to the Countdown Studio, 21st of February. 21st of February, 21. I thought, hmm, I wonder
00:38if there's anybody well-known celebrating their 21st birthday today. And so it was that I put our mighty research
00:44team onto it and they've come up with a very interesting answer. And the answer is yes, at least one.
00:51And that one will be of interest to you, Rachel.
00:54Yeah. A keen Manchester United supporter. You will no doubt have heard of the defender Phil Jones, who's 21 today.
01:01I have heard of him. I've all met him as well. Have you? I have. Happy birthday then. Happy birthday,
01:05Phil Jones, yeah. Great defender.
01:07Imagine this, 21, playing for Man United and I think he's also stepping out for England. Is that right?
01:14Yeah, I think he's doing really well and he's playing a bit of midfield for United as well. So, yeah,
01:19he can play all over the field.
01:20Brilliant, at 21st. And I met him at a Man United Unicef event and he helped. We did a game
01:24on stage and we raised £30,000.
01:27Brilliant. Is he a big lad as a defender? He's quite tall, yeah. He's not massive, you know, but he
01:32is tall.
01:34He'll, um, he'll broaden out, as they say. Yes, they'll work on his upper body and, yeah.
01:40They'll work on almost everything. Brilliant stuff. Now, who have we got here that's been working out recently?
01:44We've got Jonathan Rawlinson, who's been doing a lot of brain exercise, studying maths at Cambridge.
01:50You pop up and down here a lot, Jonathan. And here you are in the first quarterfinal. Brilliant stuff.
01:57I think you were beaten as a finalist last year, but you're heading towards the, perhaps the final of all
02:04finals, the great 30-year competition.
02:08A couple of close games, I think, depending on getting the conundrum. You had a comfortable round beating Tom Rowell,
02:15I think, wasn't it?
02:16Yeah, in the last round.
02:17You gave him a bit of a thrashing, 29 points. You came in at a score of 94. So, how
02:23are you feeling? Confident?
02:25Um, I'm quite surprised to still be here, so I think anything now is a bonus, really.
02:30Good. That's the sort of modesty we like here at Countdown. And you're joined by Neil, who was here yesterday,
02:37who had a, he, he was running behind for a while, Neil, weren't you?
02:40And then you came through and you won, you won rather well, actually. Semi-finalists back in 2009, from Halifax.
02:46Yep.
02:47You beat Dave Hoskerson, uh, on a crucial conundrum with a score of 90. So, look out, Jonathan.
02:53And, uh, you had a decent night's sleep. You went out clubbing with Rachel, were you?
02:58No, no. I think the, the adrenaline kicked in. I've not slept much since my last game.
03:02You haven't. If at all, I'm sure. Anyway, good luck to you both, Neil. Neil and Jonathan, big round of
03:09applause.
03:15Very good indeed. Anyway, there we are. Welcome back, Susie. Have you been using the hair head massager that Dr.
03:23Phil, who's sitting next to you looking pleased, gave you the other day?
03:26No, he wouldn't let me take it to home.
03:28Would he?
03:28No, two to himself, really. Well, I don't think she's been trained sufficiently to use it safely.
03:33So, you... I'm having to tutor her. Yeah. In five-minute sessions.
03:37Absolutely. Building up to a maximum half an hour of pleasure is the maximum you're allowed.
03:40Ah. Brilliant. Back to you shortly. But in the meantime, we ought to get this first quarterfinal up and running.
03:47Jonathan, would you be good enough?
03:49Hi, Rachel. Hi again, Jonathan. Can I start with a vowel, please?
03:52Thank you. Start our quarterfinal with O.
03:55And a consonant.
03:57N. N. Vowel.
04:00U. Consonant.
04:02T. Vowel.
04:05A. A consonant.
04:08W. Consonant.
04:11R. A vowel.
04:15O. And a final vowel, please.
04:18And a final E.
04:20Here's the countdown clock.
04:21T. Vowel.
04:22T. Vowel.
04:26T. Vowel.
04:26T. Vowel.
04:34T. Vowel.
04:37T. Vowel.
04:37T. Vowel.
04:38T. Vowel.
04:38T. Vowel.
04:38T. Vowel.
04:39T. Vowel.
04:41T. Vowel.
04:51now then jonathan seven seven thank you neil i'd have to try a seven then all right jonathan
04:58out where out where uh outworn outworn running along the sign how you spelling out where uh
05:07o-u-t-w-e-a yeah normal spelling that's absolutely fine outworn also fine very good very good you
05:13happy yep now then dr phil and susie what have you got i've got a ratoon but i don't know
05:18what it is
05:19what's my ratoon a ratoon is a small young shoot on the base of a crop plant that's new growth
05:24well i'm bashed anything else no i think we'll stick with ratoon very wisely seven all seven
05:30all neil and it's your letters again hi rachel hi neil a consonant please to start thank you start
05:36with n and a vowel a a consonant y consonant g vowel o consonant s vowel e vowel i and
05:58a vowel please
05:59and the last one e here's the clock
06:05so
06:17so
06:18so
06:18so
06:32Neil.
06:33Seven.
06:34Seven, yes, Jonathan.
06:35Seven as well.
06:36All right, Neil.
06:37Agonise.
06:38Agonise.
06:39Soigne.
06:40Soigne.
06:40Yes, lovely.
06:41Looking very well-groomed and immaculately looking soignee.
06:44Very nice.
06:45Anything else in the corner from the soignee doctor?
06:48Yes, doctor.
06:48I was thinking of giving Susie a nosegay, but I don't know what it is.
06:52I hope I don't need one.
06:53What is a nosegay?
06:54A nosegay, well, they're very pretty bunches of scented flowers.
06:58Right.
06:58But in Elizabethan times, they were really necessary to hide certain body odours.
07:03Not very nice.
07:04The nosegays were very popular in Shakespearean times for that reason, but that's there for seven.
07:08You don't need a nosegay, I can confirm.
07:10I do apologise.
07:1214 all, and Jonathan, I call upon you.
07:15Let us go.
07:16Can I have a vow, please?
07:17Thank you, Jonathan.
07:19Thank you, Jonathan.
07:20And a consonant.
07:22R.
07:23A vowel.
07:25A.
07:25A consonant.
07:28M.
07:29A vowel.
07:31E.
07:32A consonant.
07:34R.
07:35Another consonant.
07:37D.
07:38A vowel.
07:41A vowel.
07:41A vowel.
07:42And a final consonant, please.
07:45And a final R.
07:47Stand by.
07:47A vowel.
07:49A vowel.
07:51A vowel.
08:04A vowel.
08:18Jonathan?
08:19Just seven.
08:20Seven.
08:20Neil?
08:21Seven.
08:22Jonathan?
08:22Married.
08:23Married.
08:24You're both married?
08:25Same word.
08:26Very good.
08:26They're married.
08:27Any marriages down there?
08:29Yes.
08:30Well, we have got a marriage.
08:31We've got Mardia.
08:32I love Mardia.
08:32Very good.
08:33All right.
08:3421 all.
08:34And Neil?
08:36Take it away.
08:36Let us go.
08:37A consonant, please.
08:38Thank you, Neil.
08:40H.
08:40A vowel.
08:42A.
08:43Consonant.
08:44P.
08:45Consonant.
08:47T.
08:48Vowel.
08:50E.
08:51Consonant.
08:52X.
08:54A vowel.
08:56O.
08:57A vowel.
08:59A.
09:00And a vowel, please.
09:02And the last one.
09:03U.
09:05Clock time.
09:06Caught.
09:09No.
09:25Oh.
09:27You.
09:27To.
09:31Any.
09:32Please.
09:32Thanks.
09:34Sc bread.
09:37another nil just five of five jonathan i just five not written down should we hear from you
09:42jonathan expats expat two expats yeah well done suppose you're a bit of an expat aren't you doctor
09:50yeah i suppose i am a bit yeah that's all we got as well there's five nothing more than that
09:55all
09:56right okay so 26 all now then jonathan you're gonna make a break for it your numbers game and
10:02there's rachel i can have four large please you can the opposite of nil's six small if there is an
10:07opposite four large ones and two little ones and for the first time today the numbers are six seven
10:13and the large for 50 25 75 and 100 and the target to reach 830 830
10:55831 not written down 831 now the nil miles away okay
11:02jonathan uh 100 plus 25 100 plus 25 125 multiplied by 7 multiplied by 7 is 875 take away 50
11:11yep for 825 and then add six and that's 831 and one away is that as near as one can
11:18get or can you
11:18yeah lots of different ways to get one away but i think this one's impossible that's as good as it
11:23gets all right thank you rachel very good 33 to 26 so jonathan has broken away but now dr phil
11:33come on
11:33oh you're laying down the gauntlet there well continuing on my themed week uh we've had tickling
11:38it better we've had knitting it better we've had kissing it better today we're going to be surfing
11:43it better and i don't mean surfing as in riding a wave although that's obviously very good for you i
11:48mean the use of technology in healthcare is one way to i think to save the nhs i noticed you
11:53on your
11:53little phone your chubby fingers ordering your pills online you're doing that over the phone now yes
11:58thank you trying to spell viagra i saw that there are two hours in viagra i had to help you
12:02out there
12:03didn't i uh but it's interesting we should be using technology far more it's ridiculous that
12:07you go to hospital people are still using written notes uh often you can't read the notes often when
12:11there's a medical legal problems notes go missing notes are uh confused we should be using technology
12:17far more what's ridiculous about the nhs i guess is we don't have a unified computer system so the
12:22computer systems don't marry up you can't access the notes in hospital they can't access the notes in
12:26general practice or in social care which is a nonsense so the government have made a bold promise
12:31that the nhs will be paperless in about three years time i will believe that when i see it
12:35but we tried doing it before from a top-down approach we tried imposing a big complex computer
12:40system on the nhs actually it needs to be bottom-up and what's interesting now is a lot of people
12:44are
12:44turning around the health care using apps so people with chronic diseases chronic obstructive pulmonary
12:49disease are measuring their peak flow and they're breathing at home feeding into a central database if
12:54there's a problem they pick it up more quickly they stop them going into hospitals so there are lots
12:57of cases where people with chronic diseases are being managed better but where it gets really
13:01interesting is when people carry around their own devices and start holding doctors to account
13:06so if i go onto this little device there are lots of little apps i've got on here the first
13:10one and i
13:10found out this from a patient who came in to see me gp ratings okay you can put in the
13:15postcode where
13:16you're at and it will give the ratings of the general practice in the area according to official
13:20department of health feedback so where we are now sitting in this studio i can find one two three four
13:24five practices one of them has half a star one of them has four and a half stars really so
13:29i can go
13:30into there and i can look in immediately would patients recommend the gp surgery to others are
13:34patients happy with the opening hours how helpful was the receptionist that's pretty revolutionary
13:38we've never had that before generally you've just gone to your nearest gp because he's nearest and that's
13:42it so what the government are hoping is that people start shopping around so you've picked your gp
13:46now the beauty now is if i go on to symptom sort it you can now make your own diagnosis
13:50and then
13:51finally the government have promised to publish the success rates of individual surgeons by the
13:57summer in 10 different specialties so if you're having a hip replacement you're having heart surgery
14:00you'll be able to see the success rates of a named surgeon now there's a slight concern there that
14:05surgeons will start not doing tricky operations because they don't want to fall down the league table
14:09and how do you train new surgeons whose whose statistics that go under the training surgeon or the
14:13consultant but i think it's interesting i think we should be more transparent we should because of all the
14:18horror stories we've had so get out there be a consumer shop around give some feedback brilliant
14:22stuff thank you very good very good i want the names of some of those sites if you don't mind
14:31in a
14:31moment but now it's time for a tea time teaser and the uh the teaser is italy car and the
14:38clue the
14:38quality of being keen and ready to go the quality of being keen and ready to go
14:59welcome back welcome back i left you with the clue the quality of being keen and ready to go
15:04and the answer is alacrity alacrity alacrity yes 33 to 26 as jonathan's uh he's got his news in front
15:14so neil what you can do about it let us go i'll pick these with alacrity uh a consonant please
15:19thank
15:20you neil start with b and a vowel e consonant l consonant t a vowel
15:31i consonant i consonant t a vowel e a consonant t and a consonant please and the last one another
15:47t clock time
15:52so
16:04so
16:05so
16:20Yes, Neil?
16:21Eight.
16:22An eight? Good. Jonathan?
16:24No, just six.
16:25And you're six?
16:27Belted.
16:28Belted. Now then, Neil.
16:30Betitled.
16:31Betitled.
16:33Betitled.
16:34Betitled.
16:37Er, not there.
16:39It's not there. I'm sorry.
16:41Oh, that is bad luck.
16:42Bad luck.
16:43Yep.
16:44So, 39 to 26, Jonathan extends his lead a little bit,
16:48and Jonathan, it's your letter scheme.
16:50I can have a vowel, please, Rachel.
16:51Thank you, Jonathan.
16:52O.
16:53And a consonant.
16:55R.
16:56A vowel.
16:57E.
16:59Consonant.
17:00S.
17:01Vow.
17:03U.
17:04A consonant.
17:06J.
17:07Another consonant.
17:09L.
17:11A vowel.
17:13A.
17:14And a final consonant, please.
17:18And a final R.
17:20Tick tock.
17:21Tick tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock
17:26tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock
17:36tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock
17:40tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock
17:42tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock
17:43tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock tock to
17:52Jonathan seven. Thank you Neil. I'll have to make up a seven
17:58Don't hang about yes Johnson jealous jealous
18:03Jaros
18:04Jaros okay, how are you spelling that J-A-R-R-O-S-B?
18:09Okay, which language that be?
18:15What a shame worth a risk worth a risk and the else no didn't have anything else to all just
18:21jealous for seven
18:22I thought I'm jalouse which is French for jealous, but you can have shall you see if you have yeah
18:27Which is a blind to a shutter, but I was one eye short jealousy. Okay, 46 to 26 now the
18:33Neil come along
18:34Letters game consonant police Rachel. Thank you, Neil L and the vowel
18:39E consonant
18:43D consonant
18:46Q vowel
18:49O consonant
18:51M vowel
18:54I
18:56Consonant
18:58S and a consonant please and the last one G
19:34Yes, Neil just a six a six Jonathan
19:38I'll stick with six then mm-hmm. Neil misled misled. Thank you, Jonathan lodges
19:45Lodges yes in the corner
19:48Seldom
19:49Slimed is in there. I think it's fine. Yes, I'm gonna sell them slimed
19:52Anything else copy six all right? Well done 52 plays 32 now then Jonathan off you go
19:59Val please Rachel. Thank you, Jonathan
20:02a
20:03and a constant
20:06ah
20:06Vowel
20:07Vowel
20:09I
20:09Consonant
20:11K
20:12Vowel
20:14E
20:15Consonant
20:16F
20:18Another consonant
20:20V
20:21V
20:23A
20:23Vowel
20:23A
20:26And a final consonant please
20:29And the last one T
20:31Don't buy
20:36And the last one T
20:58Don't buy
21:02Yes, Jonathan seven seven
21:04Seven
21:05Yeah, Neil
21:06I think I've got a seven
21:07Okay, Jonathan a very it
21:09Thank you and both of you. Well done
21:13Well done
21:14And in the corner now, we got various anything else to know nothing else was a five there fakir f
21:21-a-k-i-r
21:22Which is a Muslim, uh, who is a religious, um, ascetic and lives entirely on arms
21:27Really?
21:28Yes
21:28Very good
21:30Very good 59 to 39
21:33As we now
21:34Come back to you Susie for your origins of words
21:38Thank you, uh, well I've been sailing around on the high seas all week and um
21:42I thought I'd start with pirates because if you look at the Oxford English corpus
21:46Which is this wonderful database showing current language in use
21:50You'll see that pirates, they may not have peg legs and parrots these days
21:53But actually since 2007 there's been a huge surge in mentions of pirates
21:58And of course, um, around the Horn of Africa there have been many, um, sad, uh, pirate incidents
22:03Um, but also of course we have the piracy, um, on the internet, computing, uh, films, etc
22:08So pirates still alive and well, um, unfortunately
22:11But one thing they may do is to run a mock
22:15Which is to be wild and out of control
22:17And that may not strike you as an English word and you'd be right
22:20Because it comes from a Malaysian word
22:22And the Malay dictionary defines it as
22:24Engaging furiously in battle
22:26Attacking with desperate resolution
22:28Rushing in a state of frenzy to the commission of indiscriminate murder
22:32So pirates indeed
22:33But those who rushed in this way were tribesmen and they were called amukos
22:37And under the influence of opium they would go rampaging
22:41Uh, attacking anyone and everyone they came across
22:43And the phrase was carried back to England during the 17th century
22:47When travel writers, uh, would write of their exploits, um, overseas
22:51And actually in a similar vein, um, there was once a Teutonic race
22:55Um, and in the course of the 4th century
22:57They ransacked Gaul, then Spain, then Africa
23:00And then they headed to Rome
23:01Where they, um, pillaged and destroyed, um, public monuments
23:04Just for the sake of it
23:05And works of art, actually
23:07And these people were known as the Vandals
23:09And they're the root of our term today
23:11Very good
23:12Thank you very much, Susie
23:16Very good
23:18Now, 59 plays 39
23:19Jonathan in the lead
23:21And Neil
23:22It's a numbers game
23:23I'll have to go for six more
23:25I'll have to go for six more
23:25Gambling time
23:26Four lars shouldn't work
23:27So back to your favourite, Neil
23:29Thank you
23:29Six little ones coming up
23:30And this time, the numbers are
23:33One
23:33Eight
23:34Ten
23:36Two
23:37Another two
23:38And three
23:39Oh, this could be tricky
23:41And the target
23:42293
23:43293
23:44It
24:00Um
24:12To
24:14Two
24:14Just
24:14To
24:14now they're Neil I think I've got 292 not written down all right let's try
24:21Jonathan 293 right take it away Jonathan 8 plus 2 is 10 8 plus 2 is 10
24:28multiply by 10 multiplied by 10 it's 100 take away 2 minus the other 2 for 98
24:34times by 3 times by 3 294 and take away 1 well done yeah good stuff well done
24:44very good indeed and now the score standing at 69 to 39 it's time for tea time teaser
24:50which is mob cuts and the clue the website breaks and then goes up in flames
24:56the website breaks and then goes up in flames
25:14welcome back I left you with the clue the website breaks and then goes up in flames
25:19what does it do it combusts combusts 69 to 39 Jonathan in the lead and Jonathan it's your
25:27letters game about peace thank you Jonathan I and a consonant be a vowel o
25:36consonant s I consonant n vowel a consonant L and a final vowel please and
25:56and a final e clock time
26:30Jonathan try nine mm-hmm yes Neil just stick with a safe seven and your seven albinos albinos thank you
26:41now then Jonathan ionizable ionizable oh very nice very can it be ionizable yes of course it can yeah because
26:52you can pound it with positive ions bet my life on it absolutely bet my life on it
26:56well you did right to bet your life on it because it's there well done well done very good well
27:01done
27:04well done very good ionizable what else we got in the corner there we didn't have much more just let
27:11you know what ionizable is it's um when an atom molecule or substance can be converted into an iron as
27:17you might expect by removing one or more electrons thank you we just had sevens otherwise very good so 87
27:24to 39 and Neil
27:26Neil it's your cry for a letters game
27:28it's your cry for a letters game a consonant please thank you Neil s and a vowel
27:33you consonant h consonant h consonant n vowel o consonant s vowel e vowel i
27:53I and a vowel please and the last one you it's countdown time
28:15it's on the fifth rTER temeurOk
28:17it's ending up to Patrick Thompson.
28:17and I
28:29and
28:31Neil.
28:32Stick with seven.
28:34Seven.
28:35Yes, Jonathan.
28:36Yeah, stick with seven.
28:36OK, Neil.
28:37Heenus.
28:38Heenus.
28:39Same way.
28:39Both Heenus.
28:40Heenus.
28:41What a Heenus crime.
28:42And in the corner there, Doctor.
28:43No, Heenus was our top.
28:45I like your notches there.
28:46Got a noches for six.
28:47Notches?
28:48Heenus, notches.
28:49Yes.
28:49We're good feed and shines.
28:51Yes.
28:52Just sixes apart from Heenus.
28:53Very good.
28:5494 plays, 46.
28:56Looking strong there, Jonathan, as you go in to the final letters game of the day.
29:01A vowel, please.
29:02Thank you, Jonathan.
29:05E.
29:05And a consonant.
29:07P.
29:08A vowel.
29:10I.
29:11A consonant.
29:13S.
29:14A vowel.
29:16E.
29:17A consonant.
29:19V.
29:20A vowel.
29:23O.
29:24Another vowel.
29:27E.
29:28And a final consonant.
29:29And the last one.
29:31D.
29:32And I.
30:03Now then, Jonathan.
30:05Seven.
30:06Seven.
30:07Yes, Neil?
30:07Yeah, just seven.
30:08OK.
30:09Jonathan.
30:09Episode.
30:10Episode.
30:12Two episodes.
30:13Very good.
30:14Any further episodes?
30:15Yes, we had episodes.
30:16Yeah, we can't beat it, though.
30:18Anything else?
30:18Anything interesting leading up to episodes?
30:21Peeved.
30:22Peeved.
30:22That's a good word.
30:23Peeved and sieved.
30:24Peeved and sieved.
30:25Or sieved, depending on which school you went to.
30:28Very good.
30:29Now then, Jonathan.
30:30Tipped over into 101.
30:32Well done.
30:33Neil's 53.
30:35And it's a numbers game.
30:36The final one of the day.
30:37Neil.
30:38I've lost on four large and I've lost on six small, so I'll try three large.
30:42Why not mix it up?
30:43Thank you, Neil.
30:44Three large and three little ones.
30:46And no sleep doesn't help.
30:47I'm feeling it today.
30:48Right, for the last one, we have three little ones.
30:51Two, four, and another four.
30:54And the three large ones.
30:5525, 175.
30:58And we'll see what we've got.
31:00We have 885.
31:02885.
31:03And we'll see what we've got.
31:32so neil just eight eight four eight eight four jonathan eight eight four as
31:38well okay let's hear from neil first two times a hundred two times one hundred
31:43two hundred seventy five over twenty five is three seventy five yeah over
31:48twenty five three take that away from the 200 is one nine seven times four
31:53times by four is seven hundred and eighty eight eight hundred and eighty eight oh
32:02yeah does that does that blow you out of the water jonathan one hundred take two
32:12nice try take two ninety eight four plus four is eight four plus four is eight
32:19multiply those for seven hundred and eighty four and add the 75 and yet 75 and a
32:2625 with 100 add-on and that's one away one away though one away possible a couple
32:33of ways for one away but I think one away is the best for this as good as it gets
32:36well done all right well done Johnson 108 108 strong score now then we're going to
32:42the final round it's conundrum time so fingers on buzzers and let's reveal
32:46today's countdown conundrum yes Johnson impotency impotency let's see where you
32:57are right you are indeed well done and we shall see you on Wednesday steaming towards
33:10the final well done Jonathan neil sadly we won't see you you've had a great run but
33:14you came up against a a Jonathan Rawlinson who's on fire yeah it wasn't my best
33:20performance but he's just amazing you don't see me anyway he's good but you're
33:23good so not good enough with our best wishes you take your teapot and your
33:27piece of priceless um kryptonite back at home to Halifax yes excellent stuff we
33:34shall see you on Wednesday young man brilliant see you tomorrow Susie
33:39and one thing I did want to ask of a good doctor is what is it about the medical profession
33:44and comedy apparently Harry Hill was dr. Harry Hill yeah and my favorite uh Joe Brand whom I love
33:53was a psychiatric nurse Graham Garden Graham Garden Graham Chapman Graham Chapman too yeah in uh
34:00Monty Python he was that's right my former comedy partner I used to be in a double act called struck
34:04off
34:04and die uh with a chap called Tony Gardner who's now recently starred in fresh meat and last tango
34:09in Halifax I think what saddens me is that most of them give up the day job I think if
34:13I went to a
34:14surgery and Harry Hill was there with Joe Brand Graham Chapman Graham Garden what a surgery that'd
34:18be laughter therapy yeah so that's the thing that saddens me I I carry on doing the day job but
34:23actually of all the things I do I think making people laugh is probably more use than dishing out
34:27loads of pills and medicines for them maybe so you've got a constant you know source of good material
34:32coming through anyway I'm in Guildford tonight and I bet you I do found more good making people
34:36laugh than I would dishing out you know blood pressure pills and cholesterol tablets and all
34:39the rest of it I have no doubt about it and we shall see you tomorrow last day of the
34:43week last
34:43day of the week oh yes was that a little wave at me I just know I was just thinking
34:47once um my mum
34:49took a call and the doctor was ringing for my dad yeah and it was dr. Kumar it's the same
34:53kind of time
34:53that there was that comedy program the kumars at number whatever it was so she thought it was
34:57someone having a laugh so she said oh hello mr. dr. Kumar yes I'll pass you along and it was
35:02actually the doctor so sometimes doctors are just doctors there's a lesson there very good point
35:08excellent we see you tomorrow see you tomorrow and we look forward to seeing you tomorrow same time
35:13same place how I'm looking forward to my rock cake and for those who've missed the earlier part
35:19of the week hard luck see you same time same place tomorrow
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