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00:30Good afternoon and welcome to the Countdown Studio and our research department has been hired at it again and they
00:35report to me that it is alleged that the first, the debut performance of Swan Lake, Tchaikovsky's great ballet, was
00:44performed on this very date in 1877.
00:47There's some conjecture about that, but Carolyn, who runs our research department, is fairly firm on this.
00:53She thinks that this indeed is the very day.
00:55And of course the story is of Princess Odette, who's turned into a swan by some evil rotter, a sorcerer
01:02apparently.
01:03But ballet didn't take my fancy.
01:06Are you a dance fanatic, a ballet-a-main?
01:09Ball-a-main?
01:11Yes.
01:11No, I'm not.
01:12We'll come to Susie on that in a minute.
01:13OK.
01:14No, I think I'd be too distracted by how skinny they are and how tight the leggings are on the
01:19guys as well.
01:20Well...
01:20I think I wouldn't even get to the dancing.
01:22Yeah.
01:23There we are.
01:24I think we'll talk to Susie about ballet-a-mains later, but in the meantime, we've really got to introduce
01:30our contestants today.
01:31I'm starting with Dave Hoskerson, a semi-finalist from 2001.
01:36Is that right, Dave?
01:37That's right, yes.
01:38From Liverpool, an IT service manager.
01:40But you did a good job against Mike White Oak.
01:44You scored 85 points and you came through on that score, I think.
01:49I did, yes.
01:50And you're up against another formidable character in the person of Neil Zussman, a semi-finalist in 2009 from Halifax,
02:00a data analyst.
02:02And you beat, I think, Paul Keane in your last game by 18 points with a score of 99.
02:08So Dave came through with 85, you came through with 99.
02:11Not a big difference.
02:13You're up against, you know, even Stephen, I would have thought.
02:16Yeah, the standard's so high.
02:17Could go either way.
02:18Isn't it good?
02:18Yes.
02:19So.
02:20Great to watch.
02:20Well done.
02:21Big round of applause for Dave and Neil.
02:26Very good.
02:27And Susie's over there.
02:28Susie, did I get it right?
02:29You got it absolutely right.
02:30Thank you very much.
02:31Ballet enthusiast and it comes from Ballet Mania.
02:34Is that right?
02:36It's working backwards in the mania.
02:37Okay.
02:37Jolly good.
02:38And you have the good doctor next to you who has been a triumph once again.
02:42Oh, thank you.
02:43In solving the nation's problems this week.
02:45What have you got for us today?
02:46Or shall we come to that a little later?
02:48I've got some interesting stuff.
02:49I'm doing a show called Games to Play with Your Doctor.
02:51My simple game is when your doctor won't look at you, he hides behind the computer.
02:54You come up behind the computer screen and you go, beep-boop, like that.
02:57Very simple game.
02:58You'll get his attention.
02:59Well done.
03:00Now then, let's get this game underway.
03:02Dave, would you do the honours?
03:04Hi, Rachel.
03:04Hi, Dave.
03:05Can I have a consonant, please?
03:07Start today with P.
03:09And a vowel.
03:11E.
03:13Consonant.
03:15R.
03:16A vowel.
03:18O.
03:20Consonant.
03:22T.
03:23Vowel.
03:25E.
03:26Consonant.
03:28H.
03:29A vowel.
03:33I.
03:34And another consonant, please.
03:35And the last one, D.
03:38And here's the countdown clock.
03:40BELL RINGS
04:10Yes, Dave?
04:11I've only got six, I'm afraid.
04:13And Neil?
04:13Just a six.
04:15Dave, six.
04:15Dither.
04:16Dither.
04:17Dither.
04:18Two ditherers.
04:19Same word.
04:19Dithering here.
04:20Any dithering in the corner?
04:22No, I'm going to have a guess.
04:23Is epidote a word for seven?
04:25Epidote, isn't it?
04:25It is.
04:26It's a lustrous yellow-green mineral.
04:29Fantastic.
04:29An epidote.
04:30Very good.
04:31Well done, Dr. Phil.
04:32Anything else?
04:33Well, there's peridot as well, which is a semi-precious stone, so a few jewel-like things in there.
04:37Very good.
04:38Well done.
04:38Six all.
04:39Neil.
04:40Afternoon, Rachel.
04:41Afternoon, Neil.
04:42Could I start with a consonant, please?
04:44Start with M.
04:46And a vowel.
05:04And a consonant, please.
05:11And the last one.
05:12S.
05:13Stand by.
05:44Yes, Neil.
05:45Hopefully an eight.
05:46Yep.
05:47And David.
05:48I'll stick with a safe seven.
05:49A step.
05:50Yes, Dave, your seven.
05:51Numbers.
05:53And Neil.
05:54Subprime.
05:56Subprime.
05:57Ah.
05:57Very tough.
05:58We had a lot about subprime, didn't we?
05:59Does that have a hyphen in it, didn't we?
06:00It might well do.
06:04Erm...
06:04It does.
06:06Oh.
06:07Is it there?
06:08Yeah, it is in, but it has got a hyphen, I'm afraid.
06:11Ah.
06:11It's very, very bad luck.
06:12Bad luck there, Neil.
06:13So, Dave in the lead, 13 to six.
06:16But in the corner.
06:18Bumpier, I quite like.
06:20Yes.
06:20What else have you got?
06:21Erm, and umpires, another seven.
06:23Bumpier umpires.
06:24Very good.
06:25So, Dave, 13 to Neil, six.
06:27And Dave, off you go again.
06:28A consonant, please.
06:29Thank you, Dave.
06:31D.
06:32A vowel.
06:33O.
06:35Consonant.
06:37R.
06:39A vowel.
06:41E.
06:42A consonant.
06:44N.
06:45A vowel.
06:47U.
06:49T.
06:50T.
06:51T.
06:52T.
06:53T.
06:53T.
07:00T.
07:01T.
07:01T.
07:02T.
07:02T.
07:03T.
07:04T.
07:04T.
07:06T.
07:07T.
07:36MUSIC CONTINUES
07:37MUSIC CONTINUES
08:15MUSIC CONTINUES
08:21MUSIC CONTINUES
08:24Thank you, Neil.
08:54Talk time.
09:26Neil.
09:27Six.
09:28Dave.
09:29Just a five.
09:30And your five?
09:31A veil.
09:32A veil.
09:33Neil.
09:33Facial.
09:34Facial.
09:36A veil and facial.
09:38A veil yourself of a facial.
09:39What else have you got to open the corner?
09:41Well, I've got a viva.
09:42Facial reminds me of my viva, because in my anatomy, viva, as a medical student, I was asked
09:46what the branches of the third branch of the facial nerve.
09:49I said, I've got no idea.
09:50He said, well, any branch of the facial nerve.
09:51I said, well, I can't remember.
09:52He said, any nerve.
09:54Any nerve in the body.
09:55I said, well, no, my mind's gone.
09:56Any part of the body at all.
09:57Name any part of the body.
09:59I said, no, I'm sorry.
10:00He said, a football team in Manchester.
10:01I said, Manchester City.
10:02He said, no, I'm sorry, Manchester United.
10:03You failed.
10:05I got through a second time, though.
10:06I took it again and passed.
10:07Well done.
10:08Very good indeed.
10:10All right.
10:11Now then.
10:12Oh, we've closed up.
10:1313 points to Neil's 12.
10:15And Dave, your first numbers game.
10:17There's Rachel.
10:17One large one.
10:18Any other five, please.
10:20Thank you, Dave.
10:20Hopefully keeping it straightforward, but we'll see.
10:22One big one and five small ones.
10:25And your first numbers game today is nine.
10:28Another nine.
10:29One.
10:30Four.
10:31Eight.
10:32And 25.
10:34And your target, 619.
10:37619.
10:38619.
11:08Yes, Dave.
11:10621.
11:11621.
11:12A bit away.
11:13Yes, Neil.
11:14618.
11:14Not written down.
11:16618.
11:16What about to hear from you, then, Neil?
11:184 minus 1 is 3.
11:204 minus 1 is 3.
11:21Times 8.
11:2224.
11:23Times 25.
11:24600.
11:25Add for two nines.
11:26Yeah.
11:26And your one away.
11:28Very good.
11:30And it's possible, perhaps?
11:32Perhaps.
11:33I will have another quick look.
11:35Very good.
11:3619 to 13, Neil Leeds now.
11:39As we turn our attention to our daily surgery.
11:43Yes, Doc?
11:44Yes, we know how I work hard to have a theme for my presentations.
11:48And obviously on Monday we had Tickling It Better.
11:50Susie's still really into this.
11:51You're like, look at that.
11:52I'm going to try not to make a noise.
11:53It's just wonderful.
11:54So we had Tickling It Better.
11:54Then we had Knitting It Better.
11:56Yes.
11:56My theme today, don't be aghast, is Kissing It Better.
11:59Ah.
12:01It's something that the nurse always said, your mum often did.
12:04I've offered it to patients.
12:05I've now been referred to the General Medical Council.
12:07So I don't mean it literally.
12:08But I mean those acts of kindness that make a real difference.
12:11I have this wonderful patient.
12:12They all called Maureen today.
12:13Maureen is tired all the time.
12:15It's the most common mnemonic in medicine is TAT.
12:18Tired all the time.
12:19And they go through all these treatments and all these investigations.
12:22You usually end up with teeth, which is tried everything else, try homeopathy.
12:27But Maureen, she came to see me.
12:28She was tired.
12:29She was so tired, she didn't think she could walk home.
12:31And I thought it was a random act of kindness.
12:32I had to go out on all my visits.
12:34And I thought, well, I'll give her a lift home because she couldn't afford the money for a bus or
12:37a taxi.
12:38So I got about six visits to do.
12:40And I know where Maureen lives.
12:41And I had quite a low seat car there.
12:43And I realised when I got her in the front seat, the mistake that I'd made.
12:46Because I drive her around to her house.
12:48Her hips are below her knees.
12:49I can't get her out of the car.
12:51I've got six visits to do.
12:52And Maureen is stuck in my car.
12:54And I can't, with all my might, get her out of the car.
12:56So the only thing I could do was drive around on all my visits.
12:59And I thought, this is going to be awful.
13:00But in fact, she'd lived in Keynesham all her life.
13:04She knew absolutely everything.
13:05She knew all the little shortcuts to go.
13:07And all the patients I visited, obviously, she knew where the houses were.
13:10It was quite awkward in terms of a confidentiality thing.
13:12But she could tell me all sorts of bits of information, what they were like.
13:15And it was wonderful.
13:16She told me where to have a really good pub lunch, where no other patients would go in and spot
13:19me.
13:19I had a whale of a time just through that slightly random act of kindness.
13:23If you put kissing it better into your favourite search engine, rather than anything disgusting,
13:28you get the name of a wonderful charity that I'm now a patron of.
13:31And it builds on this principle of putting kindness and humanity back into healthcare.
13:35And it's run by a couple of nurses, one of them called Jill, whose mother had dementia.
13:39And she noticed that in care homes and in hospital wards, those little things to change the environment make a
13:45big difference.
13:45So she encourages young people to go into hospital and play Scrabble or word games with people in care homes.
13:51She gets people to come in and sing, so she'll get volunteers to come in, choirs to come in and
13:55sing.
13:55She gets manicurists from the local community to come in and do people's nails.
13:58So think about it.
13:59Go on the website and think what you could do in your local hospital or your local care home just
14:03to go in there.
14:03You might have a skill.
14:04You might be able to sing or play or demonstrate or just sit down and read or play Scrabble.
14:09Take some lovely scented flowers in there.
14:11It just could make a huge difference and something very simple that you could do to turn around the NHS.
14:15Very, very good.
14:16Well done.
14:19Now then, Rachel.
14:20Can I only find one way?
14:21There might be more.
14:22But if you say 8 minus 1 is 7, times 4 is 28, times 25 is 700, and then 9
14:32times 9 is 81.
14:34And you can take that away with 619.
14:36Very good.
14:37We only want one way, really.
14:39One way is perfectly good.
14:41And now it's time for Tea Time Teaser, which is mild beam and the clue.
14:45You can have a mild beam or a bright beam with this bulb.
14:48You can have a mild beam or a bright beam with this bulb.
15:07Welcome back.
15:08I left you with the clue.
15:09You can have a mild beam or a bright beam with this bulb.
15:12What sort of bulb?
15:13A dimmable bulb.
15:16Dimmable.
15:16Now then, Neil, 19 to Dave's 13.
15:20Plenty of time.
15:21Plenty of time for Dave.
15:23But now it's Neil's letters game.
15:25Consonant, please.
15:26Thank you, Neil.
15:28D.
15:29And a vowel.
15:30O.
15:31Consonant.
15:33S.
15:34Consonant.
15:36L.
15:38Vowel.
15:39E.
15:40Consonant.
15:42C.
15:43Vowel.
15:45O.
15:47Consonant.
15:49R.
15:51And a consonant, please.
15:53And the last one.
15:54N.
15:55Dung-dung.
15:56Dung-dung.
15:58Dung-dung.
16:00Dung-dung.
16:09Dung-dung.
16:12Dung-dung.
16:15Dung-dung.
16:16Dung-dung.
16:17Dung-dung.
16:19Dung-dung.
16:20Dung-dung.
16:21Dung-dung.
16:21Dung-dung.
16:22Dung-dung.
16:24Dung-dung.
16:25Dung-dung.
16:25Dung-dung.
16:25Dung-dung.
16:27Neil? 7. And Dave? 8. Thank you. Neil? Scorned. Scorned. Dave? Consoled. Consoled. So, consoled, Susie? Very good. We turned
16:41that round slightly. Yes. And had condoled, as in express sympathy, a bit like Kiss It Better, express sympathy for
16:48somebody to condole.
16:48I had crooned and noodles. He crooned into his noodles. It's what I will do on a Thursday, generally. Very
16:54good. Noodles. Excellent. Well done. All right. 21 plays 19. Dave in the lead. Dave, your letters game. A consonant,
17:02please. Thank you, Dave. R. And a vowel. I. A consonant. D. A vowel. E. A consonant.
17:18G. A vowel. A. A consonant. S. A vowel. O. And a consonant. And the last one. T. Stand by.
17:39G. A vowel.
18:10Yes, Dave? 8. Neil? 8. And Dave's 8. Stodgier. Stodgier. Neil? Asteroid. Asteroid. Happy? Very happy. Good. Very good.
18:22Very good indeed. Susie's got a very impressive floral ace. I've got gadishas. The good old countdown word, which are
18:29those showy North American plants.
18:31Indeed. Indeed. Well done. Still very close here. 29 to 27. Dave ahead. Neil, letters game.
18:38Consonant, please. Thank you, Neil. W. Vowel. I.
18:44Consonant. S. Consonant. Z. Vowel. A. Consonant. T. Vowel. I. Consonant. Y. And a consonant, please.
19:04And the last one. G.
19:07Can I buy him?
19:08C. Well done.
19:10C. Please.
19:11It's been.
19:12It's been.
19:35MUSIC PLAYS
19:38Neil? Just five. Five, Dave? Five.
19:44Neil? Waits. Waits and Dave?
19:47And gates. Gates. Waits and gates, waiting at the gate.
19:51What have we got over there? Dr Phil?
19:52Not more than five, but I've got ageist,
19:55which is an uncommon spelling of ageist, without the E.
19:57But Susie's got something fascinating about cattle.
20:00Yes.
20:01Well, yes, a gist, if you pronounce it slightly differently,
20:04just means to take in livestock in return for payment.
20:07Not that fascinating, but they used to do it a lot in the Middle Ages.
20:09Well, it's fascinated me. And me. Yeah.
20:12And you reckon it means what?
20:15It means to take in livestock.
20:16In other words, to look after cattle, et cetera, and to be paid for it.
20:20But you can be an ageist a gist and only take in young livestock.
20:23LAUGHTER
20:24That's true. Very nasty.
20:25That's true. So if you're a farmer with grassland,
20:28you take cattle in to fatten them up, that's ageist?
20:31Yes. That's to a gist, yes.
20:32Very interesting. In fact, riveting. Thank you.
20:3534-32 says Neil's in the lead. And Dave, your letters came.
20:41Consonant, please.
20:42Thank you, Dave.
20:44R.
20:45And a vowel.
20:48A.
20:49A consonant.
20:51D.
20:53A vowel.
20:59O.
21:03Consonant.
21:05R.
21:07A vowel.
21:09I.
21:10And a consonant.
21:13And the last one.
21:14P.
21:15Countdown.
21:16Until next time.
21:16Here we gogende.
21:17onde?
21:34One thing.
21:43One thing.
21:44The last one.
21:45One thing.
21:46To be careful.
21:47No, then, Dave.
21:49Seven.
21:50Seven.
21:50Neil?
21:51Probably the same seven.
21:52OK.
21:53Dave?
21:54Parried.
21:55Parried.
21:55Yeah.
21:56Very good.
21:57So they're parrying each other here at 41 to 39, but in the corner.
22:02Anything else?
22:03Air drop?
22:03Can I have that?
22:04Very good.
22:05Airdrop?
22:05That's a 7-2.
22:06Yes.
22:07You throw something out of an aircraft?
22:08Yep.
22:09To drop emergency supplies, for example.
22:10OK.
22:11It's an air drop.
22:11So he's got a diaper, I've noticed there.
22:13I have got a diaper.
22:14Diaper for six.
22:15I knew them very well at one point.
22:16OK.
22:18Yeah.
22:18The trouble is, when you get to my age, you still think you might be needing them before
22:22too long again in the future.
22:24Now then, airdrop.
22:25How kind.
22:2541 to 39, says Dave's in the lead, but now it's time for us to concentrate, sharpen our
22:31pencils, get our bits of paper out.
22:32Look towards you, Susie, for your origins of words.
22:35Well, I've been talking this week a little bit about expressions that come from the seas
22:42of nautical origin.
22:44And one that you might well guess, Phil certainly did, was learning the ropes.
22:48Why do we learn the ropes?
22:50And we do learn them because sailors used to in the 18th and 19th century.
22:54And in those days, and there were very large sailing ships that were propelled by these
22:58vast, vast sails.
23:00And they were all connected with a very intricate webbing of ropes.
23:04You use these ropes to speed up, slow down, turn around.
23:06In fact, pretty much everything.
23:08And so they were absolutely essential to the good running of the ship.
23:11And needless to say, those who handled the ropes had to be very proficient and competent
23:17indeed.
23:18And only those who were the most trusted would be assigned to learn the ropes.
23:22But that's why we talk about it still two centuries on.
23:25But handling these ropes would mean that you would be far from footloose and fancy free
23:29because they were so complicated.
23:30And this might well come from sailing days as well, because the foot in question is the
23:35bottom part of the sail of a boat.
23:37And if it became detached from the boom, the lower half of the sail was called footloose.
23:44And on some ships, such as the London Barges, there wasn't a boom at all.
23:48And so the sail was allowed to hang loose by the foot.
23:52And these sails too were said to be footloose, flowing happily in the wind and possibly fancy
23:57free.
23:58And we think that's where that one comes from.
23:59Well, that's a crackle.
24:00That's wonderful.
24:01Thank you very much.
24:04Yeah.
24:05You couldn't have made that up.
24:07I mean, it's well done.
24:08Thank you very much.
24:0941 to 39 says that Dave's in the lead.
24:13Neil, it's a numbers game.
24:15Your numbers game.
24:15And there's Rachel for you.
24:16I'll go for six more, please.
24:18There's awesome and special.
24:19Thank you, Neil.
24:20Six little ones for us.
24:22And for this round, the little ones are seven, three, four, five, six, and another four.
24:33And the target to reach 237.
24:35237.
24:37Hello.
24:50I'll be right back.
24:51Hey, continuance.
24:53Bye.
24:53Bye.
25:02Bye.
25:03Bye.
25:05Bye.
25:07Neil 237 237 and Dave 237 now they're nil 5 4s at 20 5 4s 20 plus 3 plus 3
25:1723 6 and 4 is 10
25:196 and the other 4 is 10 multiply them together 230 and add for 7 nicely done 237 very good
25:26yes Dave I did 4 times 4 times 5 4 times 4 times 5 is 80 7 minus 6 is
25:331 yep 79 times
25:363 79 times 3 well done 237 very good 237 so 51 to 49 says Dave is just in the
25:46lead but now it's time
25:47for tea time teaser which is trap iris and the clue does it assist a takeoff at altitude does it
25:54assist
25:54a takeoff at altitude
26:11welcome back I left you with a clue does it assist a takeoff at altitude and the answer is airstrip
26:17airstrip now then 51 to 49 my word close run thing here Dave just in the lead and Dave your
26:25letters
26:25game a consonant please thank you Dave L and a vowel E and a consonant P and a vowel I
26:40a consonant T a vowel
26:45or a vowel I a wail E about S out O consonant T a vowel I a consonant T a
26:56vowel I a consonant T a vowel I unarmed
27:00Bye.
27:31Yes, Dave?
27:33Seven.
27:33Seven.
27:34Neil?
27:35Seven.
27:35Dave?
27:37Politer.
27:38Politer.
27:38More polite.
27:39Yes, Neil?
27:40Receipt.
27:41Receipt.
27:42Politer?
27:44Yeah, pretty sure that will be specified.
27:47It is.
27:48Yeah, that's fine, Dave.
27:49Very good.
27:50All right.
27:50And in the corner, what news from the Rialto there?
27:53Dr Phil.
27:54We got both of those, but nothing more.
27:56Seven was our top one.
27:57Yes, reptile we had.
27:58Oh, reptile.
27:59There's a reptile in there.
28:00Very good.
28:01All right.
28:02So, 58 plays 56, neck and neck here.
28:05Neil, would you oblige us?
28:07Consonant, please.
28:08Thank you, Neil.
28:10M.
28:11Vowel.
28:13I.
28:14Consonant.
28:16N.
28:17Consonant.
28:20M.
28:21Vowel.
28:22A.
28:23Consonant.
28:26S.
28:27Vowel.
28:29Vowel.
28:31Consonant.
28:34J.
28:35And a vowel.
28:36And the last one.
28:38E.
28:39Tick tock.
28:43Tick tock.
28:43Tick tock.
28:45Tick tock.
28:58Tick tock.
29:00Tick tock.
29:01Tick tock.
29:01Tick tock.
29:02Tick tock.
29:03Tick tock.
29:03Tick tock.
29:04Tick tock.
29:04Tick tock.
29:06Tick tock.
29:06Tick tock.
29:08Tick tock.
29:08Tick tock.
29:09Tick tock.
29:09Tick tock.
29:11Neil seven seven Dave. I've only got five and your five abuse. Thank you and
29:18Jasmine
29:20Jasmine very good. Yeah, very good indeed
29:23Anything else over there in the corner? I got Jasmine fairly quickly, but I couldn't beat it
29:28No, nor could I come from Persian. That's very very old Jasmine. Yeah. Yeah, I've got a dog called Jasmine
29:35Who's also quite old? I don't talk to her. She's so white. How does she smell?
29:40She smells good
29:42She smells very good because she gets washed
29:45You wash your dog? No, I have somebody else to
29:48You must be rich sort of thing anyway there we are 63 to 58 says neil's in the lead Dave
29:59Consonant please. Thank you Dave. Ah
30:02and a vowel I a
30:06Consonant and
30:08N
30:09another consonant
30:12T a vowel a
30:17Consonant
30:18D a vowel oh
30:23a
30:24Consonant
30:26K and a vowel and the last one a
30:31Countdown
30:32both
30:54R
31:01because
31:02they're allara
31:04Yes, Dave.
31:06Seven.
31:06A seven.
31:07Neil?
31:07Seven.
31:08OK, Dave?
31:09Radiant.
31:10Radiant.
31:10You're both radiant?
31:12Radiant over here.
31:13And in the corner, are you radiant, Dr Phil?
31:16Yes, Susie looks radiant when viewed through the bottom of a tankard.
31:19Tankard is in there for seven as well.
31:21All right.
31:2270 plays 65.
31:24Neil's stolen a five-point lead as we come into the last numbers game of the day.
31:29Neil?
31:30Six more again, please.
31:31Six again.
31:31It worked well for both of you last time.
31:33Let's see how you do for the last one today.
31:36In this round, the numbers are eight, nine, four, ten, two, and six.
31:44And the target to reach 270.
31:47270.
31:49270.
32:19Neil?
32:20270.
32:21270, Dave?
32:22270.
32:23OK.
32:24Neil?
32:25Six over two is three.
32:27Six over two is three.
32:29Times nine, times ten.
32:30Times nine, 27, times ten, 270.
32:34Yes, Dave?
32:35Exactly the same.
32:36Same route.
32:36Well done.
32:37APPLAUSE
32:41Very good.
32:42So 80 plays 75.
32:44As we come into the final round, it's conundrum time.
32:47Gentlemen, fingers on buzzers.
32:49Let's reveal today's countdown.
32:51Crucial countdown.
32:53Conundrum.
33:00Yes, Neil?
33:00Stage hand.
33:02Stage hand.
33:03Let's see whether you're right.
33:05Well done.
33:06Well done, Neil.
33:08APPLAUSE
33:11Well done.
33:12Good performance.
33:13Brilliant.
33:14And you, young man, are meeting Jonathan Rawlinson in the quarterfinals tomorrow.
33:19So early to bed tonight, if you're kind.
33:22Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
33:23Very good.
33:24Very good.
33:24And I'm sure he is too.
33:26Dave, good performance.
33:28But O'Neill was on form today.
33:30He was too good for me today.
33:31He was good.
33:31All right.
33:32So listen, take this teapot home with you and take the trophy to gaze at.
33:37It's made of Krypton, I should know.
33:38Yeah, you'll enjoy that.
33:40Travel safely home.
33:42Susie, see you tomorrow.
33:44Good morning, Nick.
33:44And Dr. Phil, we want to talk.
33:46Have we got a minute to talk about your, um, your tour?
33:50Yes.
33:51Next time in the autumn.
33:52It's the idea that the whole of medicine can be turned into a game.
33:55Yes.
33:56Diagnosing your doctor is an interesting one.
33:57Is your doctor sicker than you are?
33:59That's quite fun.
34:00How clean is your doctor?
34:01That's another one.
34:02You know when you go and have your ears tested?
34:04They always put this thing in your ear and they go,
34:06Ooh, there's a little bit of wax in there.
34:08Yeah.
34:08It's not your wax.
34:10It's a bit of wax left behind in the earpiece.
34:12So lots of games that you can play.
34:13You check his earpieces, smell his thermometer, have a little check of his telescope.
34:16There's lots of games.
34:17So it's basically reducing the whole of the medicine.
34:19So tomorrow I'm going to be teaching you how to make your own diagnosis,
34:21how to diagnose your doctor, how to get the best treatment,
34:24all using apps on a mobile phone.
34:26Excellent.
34:27In fact, you can diagnose anything.
34:28Brilliant.
34:28And I'll be using this tomorrow night in Guildford.
34:31I'll be tickling people in the audience at the Yvonne Arno Theatre.
34:33Yes.
34:33Some seats still available near the front.
34:37Excellent stuff.
34:38We'll see you tomorrow.
34:39Brilliant.
34:40Brilliant.
34:41And these two, now tomorrow, Neil's back again.
34:44Yep.
34:44No rest for the wicked.
34:45I know.
34:46Excellent stuff.
34:46And we'll see you tomorrow again.
34:48See you tomorrow.
34:48Look forward to it.
34:49OK.
34:50Tomorrow, same time, same place, Neil Zussman and Jonathan Rawlinson will fight to the death.
34:57And we hope that you'll be here to watch the fun.
35:01Look forward to seeing you then.
35:03Good afternoon.
35:14And if you've ever heard the words disappearing bathroom and wondered what or indeed where it is,
35:20then tonight at nine, back for a new series, George Clark's Amazing Spaces has all the answers.
35:26Next is afternoon.
35:27A place in the sun, home or away.
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