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Something smells delicious to Newman, and he's convinced Jerry must be cooking. The aroma is tempting enough that he's even willing to bury the hatchet with his longtime nemesis to find out what's on the menu.

Jerry quickly realizes the smell isn't coming from his kitchen—it's Kramer. After spending hours on the roof basking in the hot sun with butter slathered on his skin, Kramer has essentially slow-cooked himself. When Jerry and Newman finally find him, Kramer confirms the obvious: "Stick a fork in me, Jerry, I'm done!"

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00:00Someone's cooking.
00:04Hello, Jerry.
00:06Hello, Newman.
00:09You know, old friend,
00:11sometimes I ponder this silly gulf between us,
00:15and I say, why?
00:17Are we really so different?
00:20For what is...
00:21I'm not the one doing the cooking, Newman.
00:23Damn you, Seinfeld.
00:26You useless pustule.
00:28Well, somebody's got something on the griddle.
00:31Maybe it's Kramer.
00:32No, he's up on the roof getting some sun with the butter.
00:36Oh, no.
00:40Butter?
00:42This is Kramer.
00:45Oh, man.
00:47I think I cooked myself.
00:50Look at your skin.
00:52Stick a fork in me, Jerry.
00:55I'm done.
00:58I'm done.
00:58I'm done.
00:58I'm done.
00:58I'm done.
00:58I'm done.
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