00:00Get fucked!
00:25Ah, I missed.
00:30Oh!
00:46See this area?
00:50I can put the thing down.
00:52Feels more like dead space.
01:04We know we're gonna run into that warrior door eventually, right?
01:09There's another video thing already.
01:29The final countdown!
01:38We have to remember all those things.
01:402, 0, 15, 4, 1, 2, 1.
01:46I'm not sure what's going on.
01:49I'm not sure what's going on.
01:54I'm not sure what's going on.
01:58I need to drive.
02:00I'm not sure what's going on.
02:03Let's go.
02:44Where is it?
02:45I hear it.
02:55Oh, did you get it?
02:57Yeah.
03:00Good job.
03:01Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
03:09Artifact.
03:14Journal of Dr. Earl Serrano.
03:17The signal protected by the markers permeates everything and everyone.
03:22One, we are all affected differently.
03:27Some of the driven rage.
03:30Others suffer hallucinations.
03:33Still, others fall into gibbering dementia.
03:36But perhaps the most insidious effect it has is when we don't realize it's taken hold of us.
03:48Indeed, we show no outward signs of madness.
03:52We believe we are following our natural compulsions.
03:57In all likelihood, we will not realize this manipulator until its ill-conceived plans have come to fruition and it's
04:06too late to reverse our actions.
04:09Am I justified in resisting the urge to turn off the machine?
04:14Am I right to believe that the machine must be completed to stop the markers?
04:19Or am I a slave to the very forces that conspire to wipe out all life in the universe?
04:26Only time will tell.
04:29As far as I understand it, we need to complete the machine and get it working.
04:34As far as I understand it, we need to complete the machine and get it working.
04:35Yeah.
04:38Okay, here we go.
04:42Not one of these things.
05:12Not one of these things.
05:13There we go.
05:15Easy puzzles.
05:17All of them.
05:18Like, all of them in this game are super easy.
05:22There's no real brain power behind them.
05:26Circuit.
05:35Okay.
05:36I had one of the things returned, so I'm just going to use this pitch real quick.
06:04I like these side quests.
06:06I think they're kind of fun.
06:08Yeah.
06:09They're really designed with co-op in mind, and I do appreciate that since this is a co-op
06:16game.
06:16At times, it feels like it was mandated.
06:19This could be co-op.
06:21Other times, it feels like it was well thought out as co-op.
06:24Which is kind of weird, but I get the feeling that it was probably mandated, and then they
06:29added in a bunch of stuff that was well thought out.
06:32But I don't know.
06:35I don't know.
06:36Whatever EA demanded they do with this story, with this game, I get the feeling that it hurt
06:43it.
06:46It all seemed to just move it further away from being a fucking Dead Space game.
06:53At least the story for Dead Space as a series, not like the ongoing story the games tell, but
07:02ends with a very good remake, instead of this.
07:09I forgot the remake.
07:12You know what was pretty good, though, was the on-rails shooter for the Wii.
07:18Did you play that?
07:19No, I still have to.
07:21I heard it was good.
07:25I saw the- did you see the anime?
07:29What was it called?
07:30Downfall, I think?
07:33Yeah, I saw the first of the two movies.
07:49I hope these things don't break out.
07:54I'm sure they won't.
07:56I'm sure they won't.
07:57I'm sure they'll stay there the whole time.
08:01Artifact manifest.
08:02Oh, that was the objective.
08:05Oh, no, that's gonna trigger them.
08:13Now we're at the thing.
08:19Oh, my God.
08:32You guys please stay trapped.
08:35I don't want to have to fight you.
08:45That door scared me.
08:46I thought maybe they were gonna break free.
08:48Yeah.
08:55Yeah, okay.
08:57Oh, those guys don't die.
09:00I forgot.
09:06These guys do die.
09:13Oh.
09:18I gotta do this fucking puzzle with that guy behind me.
09:29Oh, so close.
09:36I gotta do this.
09:39I gotta do this.
09:41I gotta do this puzzle.
09:46Watch my back.
09:48Okay.
09:58Got it.
10:00Is there anything down there?
10:11Okay.
10:27Let's just go further up.
10:31I forgot you have rocket boosters on this thing.
10:42No, Isaac, set back down on the thing.
10:44Please.
10:47Okay, that wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be.
10:55Oh, wait, it's not over yet.
10:58Oh, my God.
11:06Fuck this.
11:13There was three of them.
11:15Oh, my God.
11:23What was the point of those stupid messages?
11:25Like the warrior, the symbols.
11:31They didn't even have to use it.
11:33I have no clue.
11:34I was wondering that myself.
11:36Because we didn't use it for anything.
11:36Oh, there's some over here.
11:39Maybe for this thing.
11:47Oh, yeah.
11:53Oh, yeah.
12:18Okay.
12:19So, let's see.
12:19Maybe it's...
12:32Oh, it's, um...
12:42It doesn't have a thing for it, though.
12:54Oh, there we go.
12:58Oh, you got it.
12:59I actually just guessed.
13:00I just guessed about it.
13:01I got it right.
13:02Okay, I'll take that.
13:03I was looking through my stuff to see if there was, like, some kind of message or something.
13:22Oh, boy.
13:24Oh, boy.
13:46What is that?
14:02Where is it?
14:31I hear it.
14:41Let's go.
15:29Okay, I logiced that out.
15:44Okay, that circular door thing that it does is cool.
15:48Yeah.
15:58Upgrade circuit.
16:27What's going to do with these?
16:34I would assume we have to throw them at something.
16:42What?
16:43I don't know.
16:43I don't know.
16:56I don't know.
16:56I don't know.
17:33I'm so confused.
17:52I had two out, didn't I?
18:00I have 14,000 scrap metal.
18:02That is a lot of scrap metal.
18:04I don't know.
18:16I don't know.
18:16I don't know.
18:16I don't know.
18:25I don't know.
18:26I don't know.
18:33I don't know.
18:36I don't know.
19:03Two reload, two damage.
19:05Cool.
19:06That's better.
19:07I like that.
19:31I guess we need to find a way to turn that thing on.
19:50Oh, I can't- Oh, it was coming out.
19:55Oh, it's coming.
19:56Oh, it's coming.
19:59Oh.
20:18I'll see you next time.
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