00:00where i remained for she certainly seemed interested in me though she was attractive
00:04she was also in fact a nazi the water i had been swimming in was very cold
00:13and when i dropped the towel there had been significant shrinkage
00:18my parents were looking at me so there i was
00:23in the marble rye hanging from the end of a fishing pole
00:27in closing these stories have not been embellished because they need no embellishment
00:32they're simply horrifyingly the story of my life as a short stocky slow-witted bald man thank you
00:43oh also my fiancee died from licking toxic envelopes that i picked out thanks again
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