00:03Did my daughter Eloise come?
00:05She left a note for you.
00:06We can just read it ourselves.
00:08Dear Mom, Alice and Paul,
00:10all I've ever wanted was to feel like a part of this family.
00:12I thought maybe my wedding would be a chance to reconnect.
00:16No fighting!
00:18I see now that maybe we were never really connected.
00:21Well, that's a real shame, isn't it?
00:28Hi, sis.
00:29Oh my God, have you seen this invitation?
00:31Are you going for the wedding?
00:32Eloise is our half-sister,
00:33which means we can half-ass the relationship.
00:36My rich sister chose to stay in London
00:38and shove fish and chips up her butt.
00:40That's not how you eat them.
00:44This is nice.
00:45My company upgraded me?
00:46Very cool, country mouse.
00:47I figured that everyone in business class
00:49was gonna be hot and mean like you.
00:51They got Paddington on this flight?
00:53Stink.
00:58Alice!
00:59My sister's the worst.
01:01Thank you for coming to England for my nuptials.
01:03She's like net-a-porter and I'm like Nordstrom Rack.
01:06Alice!
01:07The wine is spilling.
01:08You bet it is, Mom.
01:09She sounds like a monster.
01:11So lovely having you all here.
01:12Only 72 hours until the Big Eye 2.
01:15Oh my God, Alice!
01:17I'm fine.
01:17I think I just had some bad chicken.
01:19Have me a chicken.
01:21I was in your wedding.
01:22It's wonderful being here with my children
01:25and all their friends.
01:26You know he's not my friend.
01:27You know I support you.
01:28Excuse me, sir?
01:29Yes?
01:29He's my son.
01:30What's happening?
01:31And they do sex things.
01:32It's A-okay with me and I'm proud.
01:36I'm getting married and it's not gonna be okay!
01:38From this moment forward,
01:39you will behave like a normal family
01:42who is here to happily celebrate a loved one's wedding.
01:45Is that understood?
01:46She's even prettier when she's angry.
01:49Absolutely radiant.
01:58Do you think this is funny?
02:00I do!
02:00You know how at every wedding there are those people
02:03everyone talk about after?
02:04Cousin Randy.
02:05Ew.
02:06We're those people this time.
02:08Oh, savage, Mom.
02:15Let's begin.
