00:03La mia figlia, Eloise, è venuto?
00:05La mia figlia è venuta per te.
00:06La mia figlia è venuta per te.
00:08La mia figlia, Alice e Paul,
00:10la mia figlia è stata una parte di questa famiglia.
00:12Mi pensi che magari la mia figlia è una possibilità di riconoscere.
00:16No, no!
00:18Ma ora che magari non siamo mai riconoscendo.
00:21Beh, è un po' vero, non?
00:28Sì, sis.
00:29Oh, my God, have you seen this invitation?
00:31Are you going for the wedding?
00:32Eloise is our half-sister,
00:33which means we can half-ass the relationship.
00:36My rich sister chose to stay in London
00:38and shove fish and chips up her butt.
00:40That's not how you eat them.
00:44This is nice.
00:45My company upgraded me?
00:46Very cool, Country Mouse.
00:47I figured that everyone in business class
00:49was gonna be hot and mean like you.
00:51They got Paddington on this flight?
00:53Stink.
00:58Alice!
00:59Oh, my sister's the worst.
01:01Thank you for coming to England for my nuptials.
01:03She's like net-a-porter and I'm like Nordstrom Rack.
01:06Alice!
01:07The wine is spilling.
01:08You bet it is, Mom.
01:09She sounds like a monster.
01:11So lovely having you all here.
01:12Only 72 hours until the big eye, too.
01:15Oh, my God, Alice!
01:17I'm fine!
01:17I think I just had some bad chicken.
01:19Having a chicken.
01:22It's wonderful being here with my children
01:25and all their friends.
01:26You know he's not my friend.
01:27You know I support you.
01:28Excuse me, sir?
01:29Yes.
01:30He's my son.
01:31What's happening?
01:31And they do sex things.
01:32It's A-OK with me and I'm proud.
01:36I'm getting married and it's not gonna be OK!
01:38From this moment forward,
01:40you will behave like a normal family
01:42who is here to happily celebrate a loved one's wedding.
01:45Is that understood?
01:46She's even prettier when she's angry.
01:49Absolutely radiant.
01:57Do you think this is funny?
02:00I do!
02:01You know how at every wedding
02:01there are those people
02:03everyone talk about after?
02:04Cousin Randy.
02:05Ew.
02:06We're those people this time.
02:08Oh, savage, Mom.
02:19Dad, why'd you name yourself Richard?
02:20He was like, because I want to be rich.
02:22Did you wash your hands?
02:23Of course not.
02:25Oh, my God!
02:26You ever used Schmaltz?
02:27Same heart attack, different afterlife.
02:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, high five!
02:31Even if I did know where the Antichrist was,
02:33I wouldn't tell you we're on opposite sides!
02:35I rather enjoy being on fleek.
02:39I ate a bug.
02:40I ate a bug.
Commenti