00:00People always fart on the plane.
00:02That plane gonna fly off of the fart fuel.
00:06I've rented places that were swarmed with flies,
00:09a beehive in the wall of the main bedroom,
00:12or it didn't have a door.
00:13You know, just a mattress and a refrigerator,
00:16and it was like a shack.
00:18And they had a nice sign up there that says,
00:21watch out for rattlesnakes.
00:23I'm about to go to Kansas City,
00:24and I remember having one of the best steaks ever.
00:28I took a bite out of the steak
00:30and immediately realized how good it was.
00:33Had them wrap it up,
00:33because I need to go to the room,
00:35because I need to be in my pajamas,
00:37and I need to have some socks on
00:38and my favorite show in front of me
00:39so I can devour this the way that it needs to be devoured.
00:43It was that good.
00:44Wear something comfortable,
00:45because after a while, everything itches.
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