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Aired (August 8, 2026): Sa kagustuhang huwag magpagtripan ang kanyang estatwa, naisipan ni Pepito (Michael V.) nakawin ito kasama sina Patrick (John Feir) at Robert (Arthur Solinap).

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00:05Apo, talaga.
00:07Ito mo naman, di ba? Nakakatuwa.
00:10Kasi noon, di ba plano mo lang na magpatayo ng building para sa Kanyogan High School?
00:14Ngayon, eto na.
00:16Buti naging principal ka, nalapitan mo si Fitz.
00:19Ang sabihin mo, buti na lang in-invite ko itong si Pipito nung judge na sa science fair.
00:24Nakita niya kung gaano nakaluma yung building.
00:27Hawa ako sa mga estudyante, saka naisip ko,
00:29siya po nga bang magtutulungan mag-i-tire-tire ang mga taga rito, di ba?
00:33At very thankful ako sa'yo, Pipito. Kaya nga nagpagawa ko ng BAST.
00:37BAST?
00:39Nagpanatoke ka?
00:40Ano ka ba do'y? Ay, pasensya na, ha?
00:43Okay lang, ganyan naman talaga asawa mo noon pa.
00:46Sa kaibang BAST yung sinasabi niya, sinasabi niya parang statwa na mula ulo ang kapalingan.
00:50Oo, yung ganyan lang.
00:50BAST na yun, parang ang bayani, no?
00:52Hindi.
00:54Hindi, naisip ko lang, Barbie, ano, baka naman pwedeng sa iba na lang natin yung panggagawa ng BAST?
01:01Baka pwedeng sa mga libro na lang, para may mga libro.
01:04Ano ka ba?
01:06Hindi na nagpapabayad yung gagawa nung malaman niya ikaw pala ang gagawin.
01:10Ha?
01:10Pagawa ko, ha?
01:12Pagawa eh.
01:14Ay, Pipito, siya nga pala yung gagawa ng BAST, si Sir Joselito De Sos.
01:18Josel na lang.
01:19Josel, ay, ako, salamat, Josel.
01:21Pipito, si Elsa nga pala, moses ko.
01:24Si Patrick, parikano.
01:25Mga graduating kami dito na yun.
01:27Si Janice, moses ko, assistant ni Pitsyan.
01:30Siya ba?
01:31Akala ko ikaw.
01:34Magkakabats kasi kami nung high school.
01:36At itong dalawa talaga, ang close noon pa.
01:39Ah, at kayo naman ni Elsa ang magka-close.
01:42Ah, hindi.
01:43Eh, kontra-minsang buhay namin ni Pitsyan.
01:47Okay lang, alam mo naman na yun.
01:49Noong una lang naman yun.
01:50Oh, hindi.
01:51Tsaka, ano, hindi naman, naging close rin naman kami.
01:53Ay, paano kayo magiging close?
01:55Eh, ikaw lang naawa dyan.
01:56Nagkakuto yan.
01:58Babe, muna.
01:59Makikuto siya nakita.
02:01Sorry.
02:04Hindi pa rin talaga nagbabago itong si Patrick, no?
02:06Matakaw pa rin.
02:08Tsaka hanggang ngayon, favorito niya pa rin.
02:12Uy, bre, bre, bre, bre.
02:15Nakita mo yung ano, yung video ni, ano, ni Boy, ano, Boy Geng Geng?
02:19Yung brain rat, bro.
02:21Yung anak ng pandisal tsaka kape?
02:23O.
02:24Yung kamukha ni Miss Montero?
02:27Dapat yung tawag dun,
02:29Barberini Ballerini.
02:31Capuchini Canioganini.
02:34Psst.
02:40O, Doktor nun po, Miss Montero.
02:42Hindi ba dapat,
02:43Mrs. Barberini Ballerini,
02:45Capuchini Canioganini?
02:48Nako.
02:50Diba na talaga,
02:51mga bata ngayon, no?
02:52O?
02:53Hindi ba maintindihan yung mga sinasabi nila?
02:54Ano yun?
02:56Brain rat.
02:57Ay, naririnig ko nga yan,
02:59yung brain rat sa mga anak namin,
03:01pero hindi ko man naiintindihan,
03:03di ba, babe?
03:03Eh, yan yung parang nabubulok na utak
03:07kasi walang ginawa
03:08kundi manood na mga walang kwenta,
03:10mga videos,
03:11tsaka yung mga memes
03:11na may mga weird na mga characters.
03:14Ah, ano yan?
03:14Parang may nakita ko ganyan,
03:16yung ano,
03:17yung kape na sumasayaw,
03:19tapos yung unggoy na sagi.
03:22Unggoy na sagi?
03:23Oo, brain rat nga eh.
03:24Mas walang kwenta,
03:25mas okay sa kanila.
03:26Yung kape sumasayaw,
03:28si ano yun,
03:29si Balerina Capuchina,
03:30paborito yun ang butsu namin.
03:31Si Patrice.
03:34Pero yun, cute.
03:36Ito, nakakatak yun.
03:37Hoy, minuroso ha?
03:39Totoo naman eh,
03:40sinagawa mo lang yung mga estudyante mo,
03:41natakbuhan no?
03:42Eh, napahiya lang yun.
03:44Ano ka ba, Pits?
03:45Di pa nung high school tayo,
03:46magalit lang yan,
03:47tumatakbo tayo palayo?
03:48Eh, ikaw,
03:49ang tagal na no,
03:50nangiintiga ka pa.
03:51Eh, totoo naman eh.
03:52Tapos pag dinidilat mo yung mga mata mo,
03:54silaki ng platito.
03:56Tapos pag nagalit ka,
03:56parang kang dragon nakakain ng tao.
03:59Nakakatak.
04:00Alam mo ikaw,
04:00anong dapat pangalan mo?
04:02Dapat,
04:03Patricioso,
04:03Hatdogito,
04:04Intigalito.
04:07Oh,
04:07ang alam ka eh.
04:08Dito po yun.
04:10Uy.
04:11Takawito,
04:13Pispolini.
04:14Hindi mo ko kinuha.
04:16Good afternoon.
04:18Good afternoon,
04:19Miss Montero.
04:24Hey,
04:26hindi ba tayong kakulit no?
04:27Hindi mo siguro kasi yung kulit ng tukmol na yan.
04:29Ngayon ko lang uli narinig yung tukmol.
04:33Ah, Mr. Manoloto,
04:35dito natin magpwesto ang past mo.
04:38Ah, talaga?
04:39Pwede ba makita?
04:40Hindi pala ito yung final.
04:41Sa inauguration mo pa,
04:43makikita ang obla ko.
04:44Pero teka lang.
04:46Gustong magpapicture ng mga teachers sa inyo.
04:48Kaya,
04:49halika,
04:49tawagin na natin.
04:50Iiwanan muna namin kayo.
04:52Okay, sige.
04:57Stoy.
04:59Abong-abong,
04:59nga raw sinipin,
05:00diba?
05:01Eh,
05:01titignan ko lang kung kamukha mo talaga.
05:07O ano?
05:08Kamukha ako.
05:08Ang ganda.
05:10Ay,
05:11chararot!
05:13Diyan,
05:14ba't,
05:14yun yung itsura ko dyan?
05:16Pabuti pa,
05:17sabihan mo na si Barbara,
05:18i-cancel na yung programa.
05:19Diyan, diyan,
05:19patakahiyaan naman.
05:20Hindi po ba mas nakahiya
05:21pag ganyan itsura niyan, sir?
05:23Isipin mo na lang,
05:23habang buhay ka,
05:24pagtatawalan ng mga estudyante
05:25ng kanyogan.
05:27Ito na kitong baytsura nun,
05:29nakakatawa.
05:30Mukhang brain rot na limaw.
05:33Di lang mukhang mamaw,
05:34mukhang kurimaw.
05:40Kiowaul.
06:08Pitch, come on.
06:09I'll go to the suburb.
06:24Hey!
06:24Did you get a little bit of a thing?
06:26Shh!
06:27It's a bit of a thing.
06:27You're so angry.
06:28You're right.
06:29You're right.
06:30You're right.
06:30You're right.
06:30Okay, sir.
06:35Oh, it's a young.
06:38What?
06:39It's not too thick.
06:40It's too thick.
06:41It's too thick.
06:42It's too thick.
06:46It's too thick.
06:48It's probably going to be a martillo, a barrette,
06:51to be able to take it off.
06:52We'll have to take it off the way.
06:55Okay.
06:56Okay.
06:58That's the card!
07:00Let's go.
07:09Matagal ko nang sinasabi diyan kay Barbara may multo dito eh.
07:13Hindi, sir.
07:14Mga pusa lang yan.
07:16Teka.
07:17Nasisiyar ako.
07:18Ay, sir.
07:19Sa kabilang dulo pa po yun ng building.
07:22Layo naman.
07:24Baka pwede doon sa may halaman?
07:26Sige po.
07:27Wala naman na tao eh.
07:28Bantayan ko na lang po kayo.
08:00Amiga na yun.
08:02Misafirap ay naman natin.
08:03Mga pwede mo at hindi mo ang ginagat.
08:05Mga pwede mo ang mga mga mga mga mga mga.
08:06Bwede mo mo at namin ang mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga mga.
08:09Eh, what?
08:10That's what the stat money pitch is.
08:14That's right.
08:15Hey, I promise.
08:17That's right to the max.
08:19No, we didn't have a thousand dollars.
08:20We didn't have a ton of money.
08:23What? Why didn't we have a ton of money?
08:26I don't know.
08:27I don't know.
08:28I don't know.
08:29I don't know.
08:29I don't know.
08:31That's right.
08:31Where did you get paid from yourself,
08:35Why did you guys get paid $ I think?
08:38They're really Gruyente.
08:41You're a funny.
08:42He's a funny guy.
08:46Just kidding.
08:47That's right, you just can do your money.
08:49Don't go into all thinking.
08:51No, you really should be a funny guy.
08:56When will you return?
09:04I'll order one grande mocha, non-fat, no whip, add one espresso, chocolate, poker,
09:09drink, okay? Got that. Coffee? How about you?
09:14Ah, ikaw. How about you? You're so funny. Sige na nga, I'll order first.
09:20Bro, wait. You're late. A newbie comes in late. You gotta treat everyone like coffee or something.
09:28Treat? Ay, nililibre ko kayong lahat. Oh. Yeah, right. It happened to me, so you should treat us.
09:35Ah, at ganon? Ano kasi? Sige na.
09:40Great. E-wallet or cash? Wallet.
09:47Sir, good morning. You want coffee? Treat ni Chito.
09:51Oh, how? Thank you. I'm fine, I'm fine.
09:54Sir. Wait, um, are you wearing the same suit as yesterday?
09:58Uh, uh, yes, of course. Sorry sir, I have only one for now.
10:03Okay, but next time you have to invest on your corporate attire because here in Inventure, the way we present
10:09ourselves is really, really important.
10:11Yeah, especially if you're meeting with the head of government agencies.
10:15That's true. We always have to dress to impress.
10:23Don't just want to read your request, okay?
10:27I'll work on that, sir. But, you know, if you meet his dad, you wouldn't think that he won't have
10:32locked up.
10:34You can say that I'm a lot of families. Very cheap.
10:43Ano? Isang araw pang walang tubig?
10:46Eh, wala naman akong magagawa.
10:47Alam mo, ganyan din lang mangyayari. Buti pa, siguro, ano, check-in na lang tayo sa hotel.
10:53Oh, buti pa nga.
10:54Oo nga.
10:58Pitch!
11:00Pitch!
11:01Pitch!
11:02Pitch!
11:02Pitch!
11:02May kawawa naman.
11:04Hindi, sige, ganton lang. Bigyan nyo lang ng tubig yung mga nakapila.
11:07Eh, sir, sisingilin po ba namin sila?
11:09Hindi, hindi. Huwag na. Ano na. Okay na yan.
11:12Ah, nga pala, kailangan namin pumunta ng kanyogan eh. Ikaw na bahala dito.
11:16Oo! Basta pag nabigyan na namin lahat sila, pupunta na ako ng hotel. Ako naman si-check-in para sa
11:21atin.
11:21Okay, okay, sige. Tulungan siya sa akin.
11:23Ako? Ma'am, sino po unahin natin?
11:26Ah, ah, sir, unahin na lang po natin yung pinakamalakas yung puto.
11:31Ah, bakit yun?
11:32Eh, sigurado po yun po yung pinakamatagal na walang ligo.
11:36Ah, oo nga. Sige, ikaw umamoy.
11:41Ah, sir, maibataya na lang.
11:43Umahin mo kayo!
11:48Alam nyo, nakaka-pro with si Cheetah, no? Nag-level up talaga siya.
11:52I know. That's why I'm so proud of him.
11:56Lakakatuwa rin kasi naging esperasyon siya sa mga katrabaho niya noon.
12:00Ito sa akin lang naman ha, pero bakit parang hindi siya masaya sa work niya?
12:05Pero feeling ko lang yun. Ako kayo, ano bang naramdaman niya sa kanya?
12:08It can't look like that, pero kasi new place, new people, baka kailangan niya pa ng time para masanay dun.
12:15Ito nga nga nang babagod sa bihanin. Layo kasi.
12:18Why? Wait, do you think he made a bad decision?
12:21Well, hindi naman. Pero kasi naalala ko before na sinasabi niya na hindi niya ka-vibe yung mga ka-work
12:26niya doon.
12:26So baka naka-apekto yun sa nararamdam niya towards his work now, di ba?
12:31Ayyan, ayyan! Ay!
12:34How was work?
12:35Nag-resign ako.
12:36Aussie, okay na.
12:37Wait, nag-resign ka?
12:39Ha?
12:39Why?
12:41Eh...
12:42Kasi nga, malayo eh. Makakapagod eh.
12:47Baka mas making bagay yung mga katrabaho ko.
12:49Akala ko kasi kailangan ko lang mag-alas mga bang panahon, pero hindi pala.
12:52Oo.
12:53Hindi ko talaga sila ka-vibe, saka hindi ko masala dun.
12:56Oo.
12:58Ganun.
12:59So, ano balak mo ngayon?
13:01Mam, ay din mo ba ako?
13:03Pabalik na lang pa ako dito.
13:05Oo naman, basta mag-apply ka lang ulit.
13:07Sige po. Eh, sa inyo ko pa isasabi niya.
13:09Sa inyo application?
13:09Ah, hindi. Sa kanya.
13:11Ha?
13:12Kanya?
13:12Oo.
13:13So, I'll be waiting for your application form, Mr. Manoloto.
13:17If that's okay with you?
13:19Of course, yes.
13:21How about you?
13:22I'm fine, thank you.
13:24I don't know.
13:25Ay, hindi dito ah!
13:30Ano, Pepito?
13:32Explain yourself.
13:34Ah, ano kasi, medyo...
13:38Ano napansin ko na...
13:40Eh, yung gawa mo, hindi ka mukha ni Pitch.
13:43Chararap!
13:43Soon, ayaw!
13:45Eh, hindi naman ikaw yan eh.
13:47Ha?
13:48Hindi ikaw yan.
13:49Hindi ako to.
13:49Ha?
13:50Ang layo-layo sa ginawa ko niya para sa'yo.
13:53Stan-in lang yan.
13:55Kaya madaling tong kabin.
13:57Hmm?
13:57Yun naman pala Pitch eh.
13:58Bimalay ko.
13:59Sa kliyente ko to.
14:01Eh, kukunin nga niya sana ngayong gabi.
14:03Kaya ako bumalik dito sa school.
14:06Siya ba yan?
14:08Mr. Lucas!
14:09Good evening!
14:10Sa'yo.
14:10Ah, ah, ah, ah!
14:17Siya na.
14:18Hiya!
14:18He!
14:19Dito!
14:20Stardujo ka!
14:21Tulad ko!
14:23Isa siya ang anak ng kanyogan.
14:25Eh, pagmamalaki natin lahat dahil sa kanyang mabubuting puso,
14:32If we don't have it, we will have a new plan for the first time of the Kanyogad.
14:41That's why we have a great work in the world.
14:44This is a great work for us to be a part of our president,
14:50the Petito Manolot.
15:01I don't know.
15:12I don't know.
15:31We often hear that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
15:35It depends on what's going on.
15:38It means that even if we know it's a long time,
15:40there are things that we don't have to do with.
15:44When we come to this situation,
15:46one thing should be is respect.
15:49We don't have to choose anything because we want them to do it.
15:53Every person is different.
15:55If we don't know what's going on,
15:56we don't know what's going on.
16:00We don't know what's going on compared to others.
16:01So we don't have to choose anything.
16:03We must respect the desire and the future of each other.
16:32What can the other thing make?
16:33Sino ka?
16:34Pinagawa mo dyan?
16:37Bitoy?
16:38Elsa?
16:40Eh!
16:41Ano ginagawa mo dito?
16:43I'm pangit eh.
16:46Okay.
16:47Sayon mo.
16:55Bye-bye.
16:56Bye-bye.
16:56Bye-bye.
16:57Bye-bye.
16:59Bye-bye.
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