00:00Hello. Oh my god. Who is it? My name's Tim. Is this Father Christmas?
00:04F*** off. Is that Dave? No. It's you, isn't it, Dave? It's no, it's... You're alright, lad?
00:10My name's Tim. I got this number off Father Christmas when I seen him in the shopping centre
00:15and I said to ring him just before Christmas to make sure I've been a good boy.
00:20Oh, Christ. Um... Is this, is this not Father Christmas? Hang on a minute, mate. I'll get him for you.
00:26Hello? Hello? Hello? Oh my god, this is Father...
00:29Hello? Is that Father Christmas? Yes, yes, it's Father Christmas.
00:33Oh my god, it's Santa! It's me! It's Tim! I sat in the knee and he asked for presents last
00:39year.
00:40I can't wait to see you again, but will you give me a favour this year, Father Christmas?
00:46No, you're gone. Will you just leave my mum alone?
00:48Like, don't touch my mum this year. I went into my mum's room because she was screaming
00:54before she stood on her plug. I could have swore it was you wrestling my mum.
00:59No, it wouldn't be me. Well, he had the same, he had the same beard on and everything that you
01:04did.
01:04It's probably a f***ing if your mum was, it wouldn't have been me.
01:07She loves fatter cheese. But I don't know what that's got to do with anything.
01:11Yeah, she's a big girl. Yeah, she's a big girl.
01:12We've been to Mrs now. Yeah, she's Mathis.
01:14What's Mrs Claus like? Is she lovely?
01:17She's really nice. I love her very much.
01:20Aww.
01:21And we've been together for centuries.
01:23So why are you going to name a mum?
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